Girls on quarantine:"omg I'm gonna eat some snacks and watch Netflix" Boys:"I will fart on your grandmother's eyes" Edit: this comment got 420 likes NICE
From this episode of Callum’s corner: •Him wanting to smash a BT worker who wanted to repair his internet •Him becoming a tech expert by fixing his internet only for his dog to break it •Him wanting to cover himself in PVA glue on a live stream and shave his whole body •Him getting triggered at his dog and threatening to eat his dog, sister and guinea pig •Him raging at his niece who ate his Haribo star mix •Him threatening to sh*t in people’s mothers faces and farting in their grandmothers eyes
I _WAS_ really worried about you Callum, a lot of us were. Thanks for the upload and I hope your internet connection is fixed and running perfectly. Love from Australia.
Callum I am a true member of the corner and love your videos, I was bored over the few weeks as you weren't posting. But now you have! I would appreciate it if you would like this mate.
Great Advice Callum as always 👍. I took your advice from the start, I was the same as you, I took it seriously and prepared even before the first Brit was confirmed to have it. So Callum, let’s fight this disease together and strive to survive! Can’t wait for your next videos to come. Stay safe everyone 👍
Borris Johnson: gets corona virus Oval shaped mint: You guys are probably really worried for yourself without me here so I’m back. This is seriously overdue
"im a technical genius"
*2 seconds later*
"the router thingy"
Wow, smart man
Software engineer Callum
@Helogigs "tossers"
Callum now works at PC Curry‘s.
IT professional for 30 years, that is an accepted term.
This is a roller-coaster of emotion
Welcome to the vlogs
this title is something else, frame it in the Louvre
Dan Hayton Lmao 😂
Cormac Atherton god-tier reference
Haha iv been with big C since week 1and yep BEST TITLE EVER 😂😂😂
I can't explain how confused I was getting a notification called "I WILL FART IN YOUR GRANDMOTHERS EYES"
the conductor from the polar express 😂
Girls in quarantine: I’m going to do some homework and chill
Boys in quarantine: I’m going to cover myself in pva glue and peel it
Say what you want but he is one of the most entertaining channels on the site
Harldog YT can’t even say anything bad
True.
tic tac
I nearly died of laughter when he said he was going to eat his sister
He meant eat out his sister
I almost choked on my Diet Coke when he said it
Same XD
not applicable 😂😂
Cal saying "I'll eat my sister first" is going to get YTPd tf out of
3:03 *”Cappucino-skinned goddess”*
Like the guy on your profile pic
Lol
I love Callum
The title is one of the best things I’ve ever seen.
10 minutes in and I still don't know whose grandmother is going blind
AL my gran is already blind will she see again????? Please answer
I would’ve liked but your comment it’s at 69 likes, you’re welcome.
Girls on quarantine:"omg I'm gonna eat some snacks and watch Netflix"
Boys:"I will fart on your grandmother's eyes"
Edit: this comment got 420 likes NICE
diana You mean alpha males
Soviet Memer Best comment section in TH-cam without a doubt
lol
@@btep8724 alpha males? You mean Callum
klarigi4219 Callum? You mean Eddie
From this episode of Callum’s corner:
•Him wanting to smash a BT worker who wanted to repair his internet
•Him becoming a tech expert by fixing his internet only for his dog to break it
•Him wanting to cover himself in PVA glue on a live stream and shave his whole body
•Him getting triggered at his dog and threatening to eat his dog, sister and guinea pig
•Him raging at his niece who ate his Haribo star mix
•Him threatening to sh*t in people’s mothers faces and farting in their grandmothers eyes
*Top Gear theme plays
It's finally happened. He's lost his mind.
When is the documentary coming out Callum.
In 1000 years and 2 hours
Cancelled. He had to pay the production company back also.
@Samantha Sadhmadhi it's not
Do you think it will be titled "The mating habits of the English Kwyjibo " ?
That was the fastest tap I have ever done after I have seen the title
The great depression is over, our lord and saviour has returned
Our Lord Callum!
Hello
"The sun is shining and the birds are singing and quite frankly, it makes me sick".
💙
Callum: 'I'm fed up of spazmoidal meme monkeys making YTP's of me'
Also Callum:
The best Callum’s Corner title. The meme monkeys will love this
I've been waiting to hear this news for years
thanks Callum, today was a rough day for me but your videos always manage to cheer me up! i hope you carry on making people smile this lockdown.
Hope you are ok dude
He’s gonna die of a heart attack He’s so stressed. He cracks me up tho
0:58 Callum talking to the coronavirus cells
"I will fart in your grandmother's eyes" please do, you might make her sight come back 👌🏻
-Sight-
-Sight-
I _WAS_ really worried about you Callum, a lot of us were. Thanks for the upload and I hope your internet connection is fixed and running perfectly.
Love from Australia.
"some of you aren't as big or strong as me"
*laughs in 6'9"*
@@Alphae21 It's not all it's cracked up to be but at least I'm not at the heights where you start to gain a disability
when Gordon Ramsay runs out of insults:
this guy sounds like a high pirate
Now that's a notification I never expected to get
m y f a v o r i t e t i t l e
Just here to say me and my mate listened to Callum and made a small stash that helped us through lockdown so thanks for the advice mate!
I would love to see Callum’s GCSE results
What results? Nah jk he’s actually a genius
@@Arkace66 he failed maths
Callum, we should’ve listened. You’re our saviour, will you start with a meme review?
He kept switching between his angry voice and normal like loads more, scared the living day out me lol
bruh let's get a counter on how many times he shakes his head
K guys, see you in 7 years when this gets reccomend to millions of people
Best vlog in a while, definitely worth the wait!
Indeed
Me who dosent have a grandmother: I don't have such weaknesses
I love watching Callum's ego explode 😂😂
I was terrified while you was gone Callum. I need your alpha maleness to guide me through this pandemic.
Bloody lovely seeing you back King of the North.
The best video in the corner
Time for a meme review in isolation
One of the best titles to grace youtube
The title is all I need to sleep at night
When u don’t know what to say in an argument:
Callum I am a true member of the corner and love your videos, I was bored over the few weeks as you weren't posting. But now you have!
I would appreciate it if you would like this mate.
I like it, does that count?
It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground
Just came to check the comments to see if the title was a threat or an advertisement
You don’t know how quickly I clicked on this video. I have been waiting ages for this! All hail King Callum!
6:17 he was so excited 🥺
"I didn't get much meat when I was a child my mum deprived me"
“You guys aren’t like me your weak”.👍
Guys, play this at 0.75x speed so his face doesn’t vibrate crazily.
4:12 you’re welcome
"Some of you aren't the smartest, some of you are weak" Title: I WILL FART IN YOUR GRANDMOTHERS EYES
The title made me think this was a ytp
Callum is a elongated eggplant
6:55 “I am going to eat you”
Welcome to another episode of " What youtube recommendations brought me. "
7:43 he makes these YTPs too easy 😂😂
Oh I dint even see that,so dirty minded you are
LOL
Eye-catching title
This title needs to be on another site, love the vids Cal keep it up
i just comment this soo about 10 years later this will got on everybody recommendation.
Who else is here from memenade
Quite possibly the best title on youtube
The first 70 seconds ans he's already like tearing us apart boys 😂😂
We'll lewk into it we'll have to re-bewk it. Love the accent mate
The last thing I expect from Callum is a title like that 🤣
I fully expect that from Callum, he's a legend.
When you can't find any point in debate
When you shave all your hair off you should put it in plastic bags and sell them like what Belle Delphine did with her bathwater😎
£6 per gram
Id buy it
Can I have
Guess she won’t need those glasses anymore
I swear Callum deserves a knighthood
We love you Callum! Your videos are absolutely smashing! I never laughed so much his week! A real cheer me up attitude you have upon us!
Lenny is actually beautiful
it’s 2am and the title hits different. i’m in tears and i feel like a 5 year old.
Callum stay away from my grandmother
He will be careful
So this is what the tic tac that fell out of the box became
You got to love how he bullys his viewers because we aren't alpha males like him
I like how you are angry with an angry voice then go slightly less angry but still have to use the angry , raging voice 🤣
4:11 lmfao JUMPSCARE
the title alone deserves a like pmsl
THE LEGEND IS BAAACCCCKĶ
He is
Great Advice Callum as always 👍. I took your advice from the start, I was the same as you, I took it seriously and prepared even before the first Brit was confirmed to have it. So Callum, let’s fight this disease together and strive to survive! Can’t wait for your next videos to come. Stay safe everyone 👍
Who’s here form Memenade?
Me
0:16 I didn't know what I was going to do without Callum here to guide us.
Borris Johnson: gets corona virus
Oval shaped mint: You guys are probably really worried for yourself without me here so I’m back. This is seriously overdue
Honestly glad Callum's finally getting to the point of shaving. It's honestly one of the best feelings having a perfectly bald head.
Yes Callum lad don’t get the virus or I’ll be upset love you stay minty
“The WiFi doesn’t work for the rest of the house but screw them” same
Ayy callum, hope all is well, please be safe !!!
4:12 This part is what I came here for to see.
7:43 was not wise Callum
Oh no
I looked up I will and this was the first thing
With these title names he’s definitely got a screw loose
Great video callum listened to ur advice and now I’m safe and healthy thanks
Who came here from memenade
‘We’re gonna be patient’
next frame
‘BOYCOTT BT THEY ARE A BAG OF ARSE’
4:12 holy shit that scared me! 😂
Lol same
YES THE RETURN OF THE VLOGS IM SO HYPEDD
I’m here from MemeNade