Dave Portnoy Destroys Summer Intern - The Dave Portnoy Show w/ Eddie and Co. - Episode 37

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ต.ค. 2024
  • On this week’s Dave Portnoy Show w/ Eddie and Co., Eddie asks Dave to recap his weekend in Miami, including the Logan Paul vs. Floyd Mayweather fight, meeting Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey, and a level of partying that could only be expressed as “unsustainable”.
    Barstool Nate joins the show to discuss what could have been with Nate’s podcast “Nate at Night”, and what could still be with Nate’s poker podcast pitch. Dave entertains the idea, leading to one of the more epic barstool bets in recent history.
    After Eddie shows Dave some of the cringe TikToks being created by the interns (who have been here for less than 2 weeks), Dave demands to speak to them to question their judgement and overall character.
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    TOPIC 1 - Miami Dave
    01:05
    TOPIC 2 - Floyd vs. Logan
    03:34
    TOPIC 3 - Middle Guy
    11:54
    TOPIC 4 - Jack Dorsey
    15:38
    TOPIC 5 - Nate Dog
    20:46
    TOPIC 6 - Tommy Cheeseballs
    01:05:26
    TOPIC 7 - Bad Guy Dave
    01:11:49
    TOPIC 8 - Inside Barstool
    01:11:49
    TOPIC 9 - Intern TikToks
    01:16:24
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ความคิดเห็น • 409

  • @SB-tm6cm
    @SB-tm6cm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Looks like Eddie is in the middle of stamping hands at a High School basketball game.

    • @philjackson8566
      @philjackson8566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That gave me a good laugh, thanks champ

    • @TLK3
      @TLK3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      underrated comment

    • @seraphimvulture
      @seraphimvulture 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      A+ boss

    • @davidstol2792
      @davidstol2792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Funniest comment I've read in a while lmao

    • @micaht2099
      @micaht2099 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just lold

  • @stebypeters8188
    @stebypeters8188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The intern was about to cry for a second lol

  • @pjmac550355
    @pjmac550355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Nate:”It’s kind of annoying, I’m gonna murder you”
    Dave:”yea that’s a non issue”
    Nate:”I’m with you”

  • @tylerclayton421
    @tylerclayton421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Nate was definitely raised by his grandparents

    • @SovietPenguins
      @SovietPenguins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why is this so right....

    • @scottchegg828
      @scottchegg828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what does this mean lol, no respect for authority?

    • @ryanmichael2775
      @ryanmichael2775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is so fucking accurate

    • @cxproductions7106
      @cxproductions7106 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts

    • @Buca25
      @Buca25 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nate was raised by wolves lmao…the spider monkey never dies!!!

  • @nicklocascio6224
    @nicklocascio6224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The second intern's face during Dave's rant was one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. Kid was horrified

  • @benkapaldo
    @benkapaldo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    last 20 mins of the show made me feel all warm & fuzzy inside. just absolutely destroyed that kids soul. well-earned by the way. gopresgo

  • @mjh8753
    @mjh8753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Never heard someone sound more mad than Nate saying “I’m not mad! Seriously!”

  • @ineverstudiedinschool2666
    @ineverstudiedinschool2666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The camera pan to the intern on the right was gold

  • @MBergeron31
    @MBergeron31 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Nate takes himself way too seriously to ever be a good content producer.

    • @fleacircus4408
      @fleacircus4408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I feel like he approaches every interaction with another person as a chess match where he has to win.

    • @IsThatTheBP
      @IsThatTheBP 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But here you are commenting about him

  • @srb2834
    @srb2834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Please sell another shirt that counts against Nate’s number, so people can still buy something to support a cause, ie, Nate having to actually wear the mask

  • @DevunWalsh
    @DevunWalsh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Love when Nate just leaves out key details that make him look totally not mad even though he totally was, coupled with the laid back summary including how "I went to bed that night." Wacko.

  • @ClanBBQ4life
    @ClanBBQ4life 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Hearing Trysta get called out was great.

  • @TLK3
    @TLK3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "The Human Rain Delay" may be the most accurate nickname of all time. Nate's insufferable.

  • @BearElvis
    @BearElvis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Nates the absolute worse and gets more hated every time I see him. And it’s not like the WWE heel, trying to be hated on purpose, he’s just annoying. He will not get the $50,000 mark.

  • @Dylagm
    @Dylagm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The interns faces at 1:30:02 is so funny lol you can tell they know they aren’t getting hired full time lmfao

  • @SuburbanMomz
    @SuburbanMomz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Nate vs Dave is top tier content hahaha
    Nate’s the type of guy that got bullied in HS but didn’t realize and would just laugh with em.

  • @pjmac550355
    @pjmac550355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Dave’s Nantucket tan crushes his Miami tan

  • @johnnnny
    @johnnnny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Nate backed down pretty quick when he got called out on that. LOL. "You said you were going to murder him" "Yes, I thought he would think that's funny"

  • @NeonKC
    @NeonKC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Nate isn't likable plain and simple. It's not even like an argument it's just a fact.

  • @junkerjorg2
    @junkerjorg2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Dave absolutely torching the interns is the best thing ever. Generation Z is completely clueless, and has no idea how to conduct themselves in a professional company.

  • @rliddell004
    @rliddell004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The best thing about this is just watching Eddie's face 😂

  • @brettcole84
    @brettcole84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This thing with Silvana isn't gonna last if Dave is pulling all nighters multiple times a week, she'll kill him
    Trysta confirmed trash lol 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @CIARUNSITE
      @CIARUNSITE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He'll just take more and more Adderall until we get strung out tweaker Dave.

  • @donniewrinkles4231
    @donniewrinkles4231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    looks like Eddie is doing the pod from my middle school cafeteria

  • @mariowilliams2012
    @mariowilliams2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You can tell these kids took those tik toks serious 😂😂

  • @jackolson7735
    @jackolson7735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Kid in the red hat legit just stared im fucking dying 😂

  • @dylanmann328
    @dylanmann328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how Dave rips the interns apart on-air and then they thank him for it and slink out

  • @mactruck1156
    @mactruck1156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Dave roasting the interns was so good

    • @loganhanrahan4051
      @loganhanrahan4051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don’t really get what they did wrong tho? He made a 30 second tiktok of his day?

    • @mactruck1156
      @mactruck1156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@loganhanrahan4051 they were cringey as hell - if i built this brand and you have people there for less than 24 hours acting like they represent the company is a joke. you need to earn respect in the workplace... youll understand once you join a corporate setting..

    • @loganhanrahan4051
      @loganhanrahan4051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mactruck1156 nah I understand that but I still don’t really see the problem. It’s not like he was acting like he owned the company. He legit said first day working as an intern. And Dave legit has a podcast with josh Richards who arguably makes worse tiktoks but you don’t hear anything from him about that

    • @mactruck1156
      @mactruck1156 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@loganhanrahan4051 bro its Dave's baby - brick by brick - he did cringey shit with the travis for the boys bs... josh richards has millions of fans huge difference

    • @loganhanrahan4051
      @loganhanrahan4051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mactruck1156 haha so he kinda just bullies the interns until they do something good

  • @svalladon
    @svalladon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “TRAVIS FOR THE BOYS!!” HAHAHAHA

  • @nattylight9494
    @nattylight9494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    1:24:40 lmao kid gets his life destroyed. He was probably so excited for this new job at barstool. Yikes great way to treat employees 🤣🤣.

  • @jordanhalldorson238
    @jordanhalldorson238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Dave absolutely decimated that intern to his face... "fucked up in the head" and "mentally off" HAHA jesus christ dude that was rough.

    • @joeprimus9333
      @joeprimus9333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro not even close to his old rants I miss them so much

    • @emm2937
      @emm2937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NOT EVEN CLOSE! That was NOTHING compared to the old days! He went SUPER easy on them; I was shocked!

    • @Do.kenneth
      @Do.kenneth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “You’re not right upstairs” 😂😂😂

  • @THIZZMONSTER
    @THIZZMONSTER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Those tiktoks are actually the cringiest bullshit ever, like y’all are adults😂😂😂. Good to see barstool hiring well with folks that definitely fit in

  • @RyanRuffy
    @RyanRuffy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    100% Spider Monkey mask in the Main. People will make sure he doesn't get his Merch sold.

  • @lornemalvo4492
    @lornemalvo4492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Never have yes-man-nate on again.

  • @crawbag
    @crawbag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Dave slamming the Alabama intern’s tiktok was about as dream crushing and awkwardly arrogant as it gets. Kid was pumped for his 1st day. Give him a mulligan.

    • @rcguy1066
      @rcguy1066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol welcome to Barstool

    • @thowland89
      @thowland89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dave is spot on. Every intern wants to be a star.

    • @spacechimp3199
      @spacechimp3199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean Dave was right but he was an ahole

    • @rcronico1
      @rcronico1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      seriously that was petty shit from dave

    • @JoeyCrackization
      @JoeyCrackization 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, the Tik-tok was about the most cringeworthy thing I've ever seen. Dave was spot-on.

  • @kodiak138
    @kodiak138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dave is correct, I worked as a valet attendant at the largest casino in North America for almost 20 years, and the poker players especially the players that played full time were some of the worst tippers myself and co-workers would ever get. The only ones who were decent were the local middle class working guys who played once a week, they were decent.

    • @mgm553
      @mgm553 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      probably because if youre playing poker all day professionally you're lucky to come out ahead. Tipping big every day for years on end will severely fuck up your income.

  • @T4ke2
    @T4ke2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    They should show this last segment at intern orientation from now on

  • @Thetruth3434
    @Thetruth3434 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Crackin aces is back and spider monkey might be at the final table “ 😂😂😂
    Dave n eddy some of the best chemistry in podcasting , great show

  • @theunfriendlynoob
    @theunfriendlynoob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As long as Nate isn't the host/face of the podcast and instead manages to land a host with a great personality that podcast could sell some merch

  • @michaelmonster18
    @michaelmonster18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love Dave an his ways but damn bro I started feeling bad for intern Sean

  • @mikegogno
    @mikegogno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Human Rain Delay might honestly be the best nickname in Barstool history lmfaooo.

  • @aec7557
    @aec7557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tough look for that Tea for Publicity pod.

  • @SuburbanMomz
    @SuburbanMomz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Best episode of Dave and Eddie yet

  • @d3r0n812
    @d3r0n812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love the "deals" Dave makes with some of his employees. Sell 50k of merch or wear a spider monkey mask to the WSOP tournament. If I was an employee I'd be all over that.

  • @walkerking3875
    @walkerking3875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nate is a big part of Bastool. Nate at Night, Barstool Finance, the Nate vs Smitty saga, bodying YP

  • @hollisbigham3886
    @hollisbigham3886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love seeing Dave get after the interns lol

  • @RockyStatue
    @RockyStatue 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tell um Pres! The non reactions from the interns had me dying that entire segment 😂😂😂

  • @tannermakepeace9850
    @tannermakepeace9850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Eddie can we get a monthly update on the tshirt numbers? What an awesome bet lol

  • @msemaj
    @msemaj 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love that Nate held his mic the whole time and no one mentioned that his audio was still coming from the onboard mic.

  • @zachs1568
    @zachs1568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Can't wait for the intern's "My 1st meeting with Dave" Tik Tok

  • @lukeut8680
    @lukeut8680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nobody is going to buy that merch😂 The spider monkey mask is coming back

  • @Josh-lg7tr
    @Josh-lg7tr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The other guy just staring cross eyed with his mouth open into the camera lol

  • @realTaylorRobb
    @realTaylorRobb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nate Dog, I’ll buy your merch bruv!!! Cracking Aces to the moon!!! ♠️ The merch better be legit, so much potential. Dave’s interest peaked when you mentioned Penn and Barstool Poker Tourneys.

  • @johnnnny
    @johnnnny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Travis for the boys? Gross " LOL Dave just destroyed that guy.

  • @CivilAmeriComm
    @CivilAmeriComm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I was just as uncomfortable as Eddie when Dave was being read the bottom podcasts.

  • @_baller
    @_baller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Miami also does coke so staying up all night until the next morning is completely possible...

  • @JamesPullman
    @JamesPullman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    nothing like somebody taking the time to plug in and hold a quality microphone 2 inches from their mouth only to not change their zoom/call settings to actually USE THAT MICRoPHONE...

  • @patsystaint8099
    @patsystaint8099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the fact that Whitney just had to shake a finger at the guy, and had frankies back still

  • @noeyp905
    @noeyp905 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watch whatever content you put out prez even the bffs podcast. Everything you put out is 🔥

  • @johnpetrig8797
    @johnpetrig8797 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nate segment put me to sleep, woke up and knocked my last beer over. Thanks Eddie.

  • @jasonsimone7376
    @jasonsimone7376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nate on a free roll he will back out and say wsop officials won’t let him wear mask, for sure against wsop rules…well done Nate!!

    • @Ddub1083
      @Ddub1083 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha only after he gets that entry though.

  • @johnpetrig8797
    @johnpetrig8797 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    20 years Dave finally read a solid Ad read. Eddie was classic...per usual😂

  • @chelle2424241
    @chelle2424241 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I cannot stop laughing.. and Dave no you were not nice.. poor Alabama

  • @ChaseCache
    @ChaseCache 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is tame Dave, I want Milton Dave roasting the 2021 interns

  • @charnicky519
    @charnicky519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you Dave. Crackin aces will be a success

  • @anthonymignano5918
    @anthonymignano5918 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The intern in the red hats face Lmfaoooooooo

  • @nikovarlamos1153
    @nikovarlamos1153 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    We need to have a sit down with the sit down

  • @hmd6202
    @hmd6202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    He bamboozled you Dave. WSOP doesn't allow masks or costumes. Sure he can wear it while interviewing other players but actually playing at the tables with something on your face is not allowed.

  • @ineverstudiedinschool2666
    @ineverstudiedinschool2666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    So glad Dave grilled the interns. The yak was way too nice to them

    • @Dragon-tc6ud
      @Dragon-tc6ud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ehh dave seems like a boomer after that... that’s how kids with tik tok act

    • @whoo17
      @whoo17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think he's more concerned about them use the barstool platform for self gain. Dave is all about putting the brand first. And putting sports first would be the move

    • @ineverstudiedinschool2666
      @ineverstudiedinschool2666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Dragon-tc6ud anyone that knows barstool knows that tik tok isn’t what barstool does. It’s like they hired a kid who doesn’t know shit about barstool

    • @stevemygoodman7809
      @stevemygoodman7809 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ineverstudiedinschool2666 do you know what bffs is? They hire people to only do tiktok.

    • @emm2937
      @emm2937 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stevemygoodman7809 they do not! That is not what BFF’s is! Name ONE person Barstool has HIRED just to do Tik Tok. None of the people on BFF work for Barstool except Briana and she wasn’t hired bc she’s a Tik Tok personality. Some of the employees have TiK Tok but most of them clown it. People really have no idea the background of Barstool.

  • @justinp1360
    @justinp1360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Using the expression, “Get in a tizzy” is a tough look one time, let alone 3 times.

  • @brianhaida3103
    @brianhaida3103 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    So much more electric of en episode then I expected! Nate is indeed intriguing and I also hate listening and looking at him….I get it Pres

  • @3232jrob
    @3232jrob 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should put a poll up and ask us if we want a Nate poker Podcast or actually If we want any Nate content

  • @Bushmonster12
    @Bushmonster12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All those tiktoks are fireable offenses.

  • @hotwatermusic_
    @hotwatermusic_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    tiktok kid with a famous entrance. Round about way might be the best thing he could do

  • @matteagan1288
    @matteagan1288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Human rain delay is so god damn funny

    • @whoo17
      @whoo17 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Great nickname

  • @nicholasgomez8450
    @nicholasgomez8450 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gaz with the Collinsworth slide in

  • @kevinpickoski8358
    @kevinpickoski8358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel like one thing nate didn't consider was people purposely not buying merch just to see him fail in a spider monkey mask!

  • @finnlecky4406
    @finnlecky4406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    All time episode

  • @samgb9
    @samgb9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Need ‘This is not sustainable’ on a tee

  • @MrDayTripp3n
    @MrDayTripp3n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The kid was excited for the opportunity Dave lol. Don’t think he was going for content. The other kid being nervous as hell just sitting waiting for his lashing is hilarious.

  • @connordewitt2326
    @connordewitt2326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Travis’s for the boys 😂😂😂 wtf was that

    • @bigbub9705
      @bigbub9705 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wdym just Travis’s for the boys🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @drewmania6034
    @drewmania6034 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    43:20 Back him up and bring it back! If you’ll back a Yankees-only and Red Sox-only podcast, you can definitely back a poker-only.

  • @PROULXism
    @PROULXism 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank god for Dave

  • @Ddub1083
    @Ddub1083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Honestly you guys should have a clause in your employment contracts that specifically states that all IP is owned by Barstool and that includes tweets from your account.

    • @calebstapelmann
      @calebstapelmann 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How would that help

    • @calebstapelmann
      @calebstapelmann 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think monetizations the issue

    • @Ddub1083
      @Ddub1083 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@calebstapelmann It would make clear that their posts can and will be sniped. And that they dont have any such rights as they were waived upon hiring. It seems to be the actual policy.... so making the actual policy written in their contracts I imagine would help a lot.

  • @jcalley23
    @jcalley23 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The presidents room??? The Oval Office I think is what you were looking for Eddie

  • @srb2834
    @srb2834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How does Trysta have a job still?

  • @ChaseCache
    @ChaseCache 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Eddie looks like a cross between a high school basketball score keeper and AM radio weekend DJ

  • @MahaneyMedia
    @MahaneyMedia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel like just because of how funny this bet is, people while purposely not buy the merch to see him where the mask

  • @LilBerny7389
    @LilBerny7389 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That’s so dope dave went to jorges bbq

  • @ajww1329
    @ajww1329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nate must be the most frustrating human being of all time to have an argument with

  • @ms9261
    @ms9261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ‘I was nice there’ - unbelievable

  • @MosheGyt
    @MosheGyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lmaoo “are we trying to put ppl to sleep”

  • @scottmcfarland5094
    @scottmcfarland5094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LET’S GOOOOO! I’m buying the merch! Nate Dog, how much merch do we have to buy for you to wear that mask either way????

  • @zachriley-kelley3597
    @zachriley-kelley3597 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who would have thought Nate would be one of the funniest segments.

  • @RicosHeadLieutenant
    @RicosHeadLieutenant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bad Guy Dave - 1:09:34

  • @SizzleJizz
    @SizzleJizz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "All my money's tied up in houses" Yikes Dave. Put it in Celsius and make like 10% / year paid weekly. Pay your mortgage with that you simp.

  • @deibtryin
    @deibtryin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Eddie teeing up that intern to Dave holy shit lmao

  • @annielawn9531
    @annielawn9531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I listen to BFFs & know who T.O. is because I am an Eagles fan/too old to be watching BFFs apparently lmfao

  • @bradyback5202
    @bradyback5202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dave and masvidal would be electric

  • @hotshothaulers
    @hotshothaulers 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    How does Nate’s head fit through the door?

  • @hatzlmike1
    @hatzlmike1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    DDT Stern laying wastes to Nate, interns…so great. Shakespeare! These kids don’t know Stern! Dave is beautiful.