@@objectrayz2006 it’s actually real, as I did went to China before to participate in a wedding party, they had shark fin soup, roasted pork. Still they don’t eat cats or dogs. I suppose.
@@Asparagus_is_just_tasty Yup, shark fin soup is getting banned tho in some parts of China now. also while not everyone eats cats dogs horses sharks and pigs some people do i think
9:54 I'm actually curious which side wins in this situation. Technically two rooks are worth more than a queen, but they are still very similar in value.
If all the memes weren't censored I would probably laugh gosh darn it I hope one day just one day or even more we could finally have uncensored pure content that would be great really great
8:51 Spider-man vs the Flash is an interesting thought experiment. Can Spider-man actually dodge an attack from the Flash because of the Spider-sense? Or is the Flash simply too fast?
I've been so depressed since HRH Mrs.Granny UK 'passed'. It doesn't stop! Join the queue! Don't you dare smile! Noone mention Andrew goosing his daughter! Look at the box! LOOKATHEBOX!!! 3 more days of this. Awesome.
You know when you want to like the video, but you saw something so... weird and start having mix feeling about using the like button? In every single one of those cursedcomments videos, I've ad that problem. But another one is so funny that I had to forget about my previous weird encounter and like the video.
I can relate to the first one. Pigs are cute and adorable with how they walk and oink. Dogs are pretty yummy.
"Pigs are cute"
In China they eat cats dogs horses sharks and pigs
@@Ascensionshypnosis they dont actually, it was just fake news.
@@objectrayz2006 it’s actually real, as I did went to China before to participate in a wedding party, they had shark fin soup, roasted pork. Still they don’t eat cats or dogs. I suppose.
@@Asparagus_is_just_tasty Yup, shark fin soup is getting banned tho in some parts of China now.
also while not everyone eats cats dogs horses sharks and pigs some people do i think
9:54 I'm actually curious which side wins in this situation. Technically two rooks are worth more than a queen, but they are still very similar in value.
stalemate or black unless black plays bad
If all the memes weren't censored I would probably laugh gosh darn it I hope one day just one day or even more we could finally have uncensored pure content that would be great really great
yes
Russia fan/supporter = gigachad
It's okay to use social media to rally people to destroy others stuff, but don't say fuck! 🤔
we can but then they wouldnt make money
OH MY GOSH YES
18:11 The grave wasn't the only hole that was filled.
With what? Me? You?
Graveyard*
0:03 Dude broke all the world laws, social rules, rules of nature, every single rule ever with that comment.
And he traumatized every single soul too
8:51 Spider-man vs the Flash is an interesting thought experiment. Can Spider-man actually dodge an attack from the Flash because of the Spider-sense? Or is the Flash simply too fast?
0:24
Me: Looks at my wardrobe
Also me: *Guess I'll die*
nvm it's a wall :I
i need to stick a hanger up in the *ss...
*OUCH*
MINE IS A FUCKING SINK
Mine is a
charger
mine is a piano
0:16 The damage is instant death because to my left is a fucking bed
no you are fucking, the bed.
Goodnight
0:24
wii remote with cover: oh hell nah
0:23
Theres a bag of doritos on my left-
Oh shit, I have a bag of mini starbursts on my left--
I have a Monty plush....
Oh duck off 😭
I literally have a cactus. Kill me now
the closest object to my left is my sketchbook
The Swedish Millitary is coming For You, Stay Safe.
Pokimon more like poki my nuts
4:00 WHY DID THAT GET ME TO WHEEZE?! My humor is so fucked up istfg 😂😂😂
Queen ran out on Totems of undying
RIP Queen Love from Germany
0:17 The roof. I am currently lying on my side and my “left side” relative to me is the ceiling. I am in danger.
As a normal person, I can indeed confirm puppies are delicious
Same
r/cursedcommentsthatshouldbeillegal
@@SCP-049-1-Why i Love to do illegal stuff
@@bkCheezburgor r/cursedcommentsthatshouldbeillegalatleastmostpeoplethinkorsmtbutidontagreebeacusesometimesidothesame
@Tyler Kudo lmao i eat Humans you should Try them
0:23
*CHAIR*
0:20 Looks to my left. Sees a whole cupboard.
"Yeah, pretty bad I think"
7:30 THISACTUALLY HAD ME WHEEZING ANDNOW MY NECK HRTS
0:12 me laying down on my bed on my left side
0:19 The item next to me is the entire shower, along with the curtains, the bathtub, all that.
*D e a t h*
Mine was a chair.... *oh gosh*
Worse then death, getting your skin
I'm not finishing my sentence
@@yourlocalcommenter9948 thank you.
@@i_am_Plague shred to bits violently, your welcome
0:26 lamp, a massive lamp up to my shoulder.
Serious question: what is frosty lotion?
00:17
My brother’s elbow. 8/10 damage 😌
0:17 a stove? yikes
5:03
Bro has secured the entire human race VIP spots in hell. That comment was beyond cursed
0:13 to my left is a yoga ball.. god no....
the first one is just messed up tbh
0:25 a sorry board there ain’t no recovering from that one
I didn’t realize the irony of this comment until about 30secs later
0:23 my brother
0:23 this happened the same to me and my sister is on my right..
I've been so depressed since HRH Mrs.Granny UK 'passed'. It doesn't stop! Join the queue! Don't you dare smile! Noone mention Andrew goosing his daughter! Look at the box! LOOKATHEBOX!!!
3 more days of this.
Awesome.
0:24 my car door.. ?????
1:43 dawg u don't need to name everything
0:13 The object on my left is a rock
The Object on my left is a whole fucking shelf
@@bkCheezburgor I already did it now you gotta put the whole shelf up you’re cheezit hole
@@mr.trollman. Well Then See ya in a bit
0:24 *looks to my left, sees bookshelf*
well
uh
hmm
0:23 oof a plate would kinda hurt
0:13
*a nightstand, im probably dead*
3:00 "spread them"
youre welcome
0:23 oh not the pillar!
0:14
Guess I gotta shove my football boots there
😢😢😢😢
0:20 it's a bath tub :]
*0:18*
*Theres a chargin socket next to me.*
*Duck guess im getting electrocuted but atleast i go in a fun way*
*I m. S o r r y*
*CHAIR*
@@seek5146 *You want me to shove a chair up my @$$ 💀*
@@xojellyox *PFFFT RIP -*
@@xojellyox i think you should just be awarded for surviving that
0:26 very beeg luggage case
0:22 my flippin blanket
0:01 go to China, you'll find your answer there
IM DYING 😭😭😭😭
theres a vape shop called vaporeon.. i really hate the internet.
0:13 Oh no, please not the red headphones.
You know when you want to like the video, but you saw something so... weird and start having mix feeling about using the like button? In every single one of those cursedcomments videos, I've ad that problem. But another one is so funny that I had to forget about my previous weird encounter and like the video.
#dailydoseofmemes
Soup: I Am The Only Thing To Kill Diseases.
Pills And Crackers: Are We Jokes To You?
0:13 a bed
the object to my left is a chair
Puppies are expensive to eat even though they could actually taste good tho I didn’t eat one but just expensive
This is a amazing video!
The 2nd
Shove the entire left side of my car up? I don’t think that’s possible :>
0:45 He dates the latest Generation. Gen Alpha
0:24
I read this as I look at my skateboard
What about plants?
Vegans love flowers but eat cabbage.
JUSTICE FOR CABBAGES!
CABBAGE LIVES MATTER!
Tf flowers are seriously eaten by people. Not raw obviously but there are dishes
0:21 ı have a literally book shelf (other than my monıter) fuck it would really hurt
The second one- MY BROTHER IS TO MY LEFT WTH 😭🤲
4:41 As someone who is more chaotic then jevil on chaos and drugs, even I don't like that.
that dog really Wenomechainsama
0:16 scissors, I'm screwed
Umm there’s a door to my left...
0:23 mY DESK IS GOING UP MY--
The first one LOL, but I agree that puppies should be eaten and dogs too
There was nothing to my left, then my brother threw a pencil at me 🥶
0:14 I looked to my left reading the post. I just saw my blanket. I was in bed. No damage at all!
my ewater bottle wont fit up there
0:42 OFFENSIVE!
I dont care if you eat dogs or pigs as long as they are treaded well and humane
0:12 there's an extension plug next to me. I'm gonna have an electrical night
Definitely a shocking night!
0:02 well first of all ,we bataknese eat dogs and pigs
Jimmy Carter is older than the Queen
guys help a wall is going up my a-
Lol I got a bed
I think the N in the kids area of that hospital lobby is for newborn, since it is a baby chick in a cracked egg.
8:17
good thing i got doomslayer on speed dial
Dogs are cute and known as pets. Pigs can be pets too, but they taste pretty good. I love pigs, both in my stomach and as a pet.
The first comment was wrong on so many levels
0:12
the item to my left is my beroom door plus im a guy...
the damage would be infinite
Hate when people edit their comments on reddit saying "tHaNkS fOr ThE lIkEs."
6:38 oh look, it‘s me
0:15 i see a door.
0:19 shit it’s my bookshelf
because one is cute and the other is bloody delicious
To my left is my dad…
0:17 my sister is also next to me o-o
how do you ask for ball pics and not want ball pics
Actually in China Chinese eat cats and dog and pig and horse and shark and basically every other animal that shouldn’t technically be food
0:20 damn it just had to be the vaccume
0:12 Welp. Goodbye work schedule. AH SHIT I PAPERCUT MY ASS
0:01 Chinese treat them equally
02:24
A chair…???
To my left it was a dog I know what must happen
0:15
My wall is to the left of me.
2:46 *those who know*
also fun fuct about dolphins.
*turtle noises *
#dailydoseofmemes
2019 me: What a great year
2020 me: I'm about to end this man's whole career
0:17 …to my left there’s my school laptop. Fuck
A tray table, lord please help. A tray table is gonna go up my ass.
20:04 *music stops* G E N O C I D E