what would have been cooler is if he was just pretending to be oblivious the whole time but was actually a vampire hunter that knew about the sisters and wanted a way to reach them.
You are absolutely correct, but after watching his films, could you imagine anyone else playing the part? He is such a weird & unique character, he often fits the role perfectly.
So I guess the fact that they're vampires is supposed to be a twist or surprise, but the second Mina said her name and I knew the horror would be vampires. Especially with the sister stuff.
@@edboonsucks3218 yeah I was thinking Dracula's brides; I believe they refer to each other as sisters at some point in some iterations the Dracula legend.
This is one of the few areas where low self esteem is extremely useful. Whenever a beautiful woman shows interest in me, I immediately assume she is trying to kill me.
Me too. And i didn't need to see / hear to much before that old saying " to good to be true popped in my head " . Especially when her sister showed up !
Should have made the ending where he knew who they were all along and only way to kill them was to get all three to show themselves. Then he detonates c4 under his shirt blasting the whole house down.
I wanna know how they go about cleaning that mansion. Do they hire people to do it? Do they clean in the day or night? Won’t they get suspicious? Won’t the cleaners talk? How do the vampires sustain their wealth? Do they pay taxes? So many questions.
@@edboonsucks3218 HAPPY THANKSGIVING DAY for the Christian Puritans leaving the Catholic persecution in Europe and coming to America to worship the LORD GOD KING JESUS 👑
I. Have. Pieces. Of. It. Laying. Around. Especially. We’re. I. Had. To. Remake. The. Molding. Around. The. Middle. Of. The. Truck. And. I. Put. A steel. Floor in it. All it had was plywood. !
Justin Long reads script: “Demon…monster…ah vampire sisters. Cute. I’m playing a character that gets mutilated and dies again. Figures. Well, what’s the pay rate on this role.”
Dammit, John McClane. If only you had let him date your daughter. Then he wouldn’t be going home with strange women who turn out to be vampires. (‘Die Hard 4’ reference)
My wife (at the time) once said to me "Tie me to the bed and do what you want' So I tied her to the bed and went to the pub with my mates. She was not happy, we divorced 10 years ago, true story :)
Bro the NANO SECOND I enter a house at night and I know I’m losing a kidney at the MIN when not only are the sisters in uncomfortable dresses but in full makeup? Nahhhh man this guy looks at least 30 he should know all this by now even without a dad common brah
Would have been funny if Justin was a Werewolf being that the Moon was Full. I saw a episode like that once on the outer limits. A couple who were vampires adopted a little boy and their plan was to drink his blood but unbeknownst to their surprise he was a werewolf and therefore gained the upper hand.
This story could be so much better, instead of them being vampires they could just make them humans who likes flesh and addicted to scary movies and add more romance and little scary with a happy ending
Your voice is kind of sing-song. I noticed that you keep almost the same pattern of tone and speaking while saying every sentence. It's weirdly unique and funny ngl.
@@soniagheza391 no it’s not. J in think he’s copying what a AI voice is. Last year this kind of channels were AI voiced but the YT I think isn’t monetizing videos with that kind of voice narration.
I need to stop watching these cause their some recaps I watch and after it I’m like man I wish I would of watched the movie. Not hating on the recaps cause I enjoy them I just get sucked In. It’s just shame on me for not watching some of these great movies I’ve never heard of or givin a chance to watch! Keep up the good work.
This is the guy that looks like he might actually draw something more interesting but just never does. Cuz some dudes are completely comfy flying well below the radar. Still delivers the bombs but it’s a helluva getaway.
Holy shit. This is wild, but that shot at 1:10 made me realize that this movie was filmed in my home town. The word over the fireplace is "dromborg", which is a massive mansion in Fayetteville Arkansas that has been sitting on the market for fucking YEARS. I remember seeing friends posting about Justin Long being out and about in Fayetteville during covid once everything started opening back up but never heard any followup about a movie being shot here or anything. Honestly, after seeing some critic reviews, I'm not surprised I hadn't heard of this but my mind is still blown lol
what would have been cooler is if he was just pretending to be oblivious the whole time but was actually a vampire hunter that knew about the sisters and wanted a way to reach them.
Was kinda hoping the same, but you know how movies go these days, gals gotta get their revenge stories so they feel better about themselves.
@@Sigurther Remember, this is how women feel about men
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@@Sigurther* sigh* in pain to your truth
@@naglfar6305 😂😂good one
Poor Justin long. I always know he isn’t going to make it in the “fill in blank” horror movie but I’m always rooting for him
That's funny ! Poor guy doesn't seem to make it to the end of any movie ?
@@dennisfordii9737 he gets the ax in all the horror movies I have seen him in. Poor guy lol
Hey made it in Tusks! Granted... he lived the rest of his life as a walrus but he was alive... albeit super grotesque.
@@ThatBlackGirlMagic Yes, but he died in Barbarian (well deserved) so that resets it all over again 😂.
And Jeepers Creepers too.
Justin Long makes some WILD movie choices. Love him for it.
You are absolutely correct, but after watching his films, could you imagine anyone else playing the part?
He is such a weird & unique character, he often fits the role perfectly.
This guy always have a bad ending in unfortunate situations 😂
True!
That's a walrus sized truth.
They could’ve done so much more with this movie.
i had to watch it 3x cause i was shocked it was so nothing
@justinlang313 That’s what P*rn hub’s for 🤪
Mina remarks she knew some Hapgoods IN HER DAY. That statement, coupled with the spooky castle and strange noises should have been enough warning.
So I guess the fact that they're vampires is supposed to be a twist or surprise, but the second Mina said her name and I knew the horror would be vampires. Especially with the sister stuff.
Not exactly the Sanderson sisters is it?
I thought the same. I knew it was vampires are werewolves. Cause of the vibe and setting of environment.
And she said that she had met other guys with his (unusual) surname, in her days.
Meaning that she's been alive for a long time.
@@edboonsucks3218 yeah I was thinking Dracula's brides; I believe they refer to each other as sisters at some point in some iterations the Dracula legend.
Yeah, anyone that knows anything about Dracula would recognize the names Mina and Lucy.
Just goes to show ya, if a beautiful strange woman wants to take you home, it's probably a vampire.
Agreed 😆
Go anyways. You never know! 😝
This is one of the few areas where low self esteem is extremely useful. Whenever a beautiful woman shows interest in me, I immediately assume she is trying to kill me.
if it isn't your blood def will be your money lol
Facts..It is too good to be true
Any time I hear the names Mina and Lucy in any movie, I know it's an obvious nod to Bram Stoker's Dracula
I've never had a faster double take than when I saw that thumbnail😂😂
Same!!! I was like nooooo!!!
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Me too. And i didn't need to see / hear to much before that old saying " to good to be true popped in my head " . Especially when her sister showed up !
You can actually watch the movie for free on TH-cam. Good quality too! 👍
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Justin Long really needs a break. The best outcome for him in horror was 'Drag me to hell' but he was left irrevocably traumatized.
I was thinking about that too. Not much better of a fate, his character probably landed in an institution after that.
Should have made the ending where he knew who they were all along and only way to kill them was to get all three to show themselves. Then he detonates c4 under his shirt blasting the whole house down.
This was all one long tease to the guy's inevitable death.
Yeah no. That house screams Get Out. We going back to my 2 bed apartment, ma'am.
Unlike some other recap sites this one put the title of the movie in the description.
Thank you for doing that!
I wanna know how they go about cleaning that mansion. Do they hire people to do it? Do they clean in the day or night? Won’t they get suspicious? Won’t the cleaners talk? How do the vampires sustain their wealth? Do they pay taxes?
So many questions.
“I’m gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about that.”
-Ryan George, ‘Pitch Meeting’
If Justin Long is in a movie, I go ahead and assume he's going to get eaten 😆
Or horribly maimed
Or get hit in the dick by a wrench
@@Thegooderstuffs I want to do a movie where it's just Justin Long playing every character. Just a parade of doom 😆
@@colormetakenaback 🤣 I’d watch that
@@Thegooderstuffs 😆
Looks like a good movie. Justin Long is a great actor and he nails every role he plays.
if I tell you too much, you won't believe me ?
if I tell you too little, you won't understand ?
@@unitedstatesirie7431 But the last one is just....the right amount.
@@edboonsucks3218 HAPPY THANKSGIVING DAY for the Christian Puritans leaving the Catholic persecution in Europe and coming to America to worship the LORD GOD KING JESUS 👑
He was super funny in Idiocrazy.
This bro can't catch a break in horror movies.
Though his most memorable was the first Jeepers Creeper.
I. Actually. Rebuilt the Jeepers Creepers Truck. Took me 3. Months. Every day but sundays. Working from June till September.
I. Have. Pieces. Of. It. Laying. Around. Especially. We’re. I. Had. To. Remake. The. Molding. Around. The. Middle. Of. The. Truck. And. I. Put. A steel. Floor in it. All it had was plywood. !
I didn't know that he was JL. It was a lot of years ago. Speaks to the way his characters never have good endings.
I feel like Justin Long is in everything.
Admit it, y'all clicked on this for the thumbnail xD
you see it to
Justin Long reads script: “Demon…monster…ah vampire sisters. Cute. I’m playing a character that gets mutilated and dies again. Figures. Well, what’s the pay rate on this role.”
I was about to watch this movie but thanks for this video you saved me over an hour
I think it's a vampire movie.. but I always wondered.. what if vampire movie.. girls pick a guy that was much more powerful.. like a werewolf etc
If I was and a werewolf I would have myself a feast even if they were vampires chicks
The thumbnail...i thought his “thing” was out😭😂
Dammit, John McClane. If only you had let him date your daughter. Then he wouldn’t be going home with strange women who turn out to be vampires. (‘Die Hard 4’ reference)
You knew exactly what you were doing with the thumbnail. 😂😂😂😂😂
My wife (at the time) once said to me "Tie me to the bed and do what you want' So I tied her to the bed and went to the pub with my mates. She was not happy, we divorced 10 years ago, true story :)
Damn man… u should’ve done what u wanted… 😏😏
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Are you married now 😂😍
Wtaf-
Your ex-wife be super disappointed. 😂
Is this a movie? It looks like an episode or something. There is not enough going to keep someone entertained for 90+ minutes.
@3:58 Well I was already suspicious of the name 'Mina' combined with the biting and blood thing. Then 'Lucy' walked in.
How do you know its a trap? When its too good to be true.
What a thumbnail lmao
Mina & Lucy.. 👩👱♀️ Bram Stokers Dracula! 🧛♂️🧟♀️🩸⚰
Bro that thumbnail 😂😂😂😂
I'm surprised no one is talking about it wtf🤣🤣🤣
Mina and Lucy are names from Dracula
That thumbnail is aggressive 😂
Y’all wild as hell for that thumbnail 😂
Ikr....🤣 perfect angle...
I swear. Like waaaat
From when Mina bit the guys lip and kissed him again… I thought they were vampires 🧛♀️ 😅… what a twist!
I knew she was a vampire the minute she said her name was Mina. And when Lucy walked in, I had zero doubt.
@@nocturnalrecluse1216 You and me both.
@@johnfast7361
You and me three.
And Mina was played by Winona Ryder opposite Gary Oldman as "Lord Dracule" in Bram Stoker's "Dracula".
@@tuberobotto YUP. 👍
All of this could've been avoided had he just switched his insurance to Geico! He could've saved 15% or more
Ah, you too are haunted by the ads.
Bro the NANO SECOND I enter a house at night and I know I’m losing a kidney at the MIN when not only are the sisters in uncomfortable dresses but in full makeup? Nahhhh man this guy looks at least 30 he should know all this by now even without a dad common brah
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This guy is in EVERY GFREAKINN MOOIVIEEE🤯🤯🤯
Justin Long's niche now, seems to be the "White Sis Male" that every feminist seems to hate but has never met.
Would have been funny if Justin was a Werewolf being that the Moon was Full. I saw a episode like that once on the outer limits. A couple who were vampires adopted a little boy and their plan was to drink his blood but unbeknownst to their surprise he was a werewolf and therefore gained the upper hand.
Goes to show that they were more clever, 50 years ago.
Ohh! I remember that episode!🤣🤣 They spent most of that episode chasing him and by the end, he transformed. If I remember that episode correctly.
@@R-Chillz Yep that's the one.
@@TheMediaMicSpeaks It's been so long. I need to start watching that series again
Bro that thumbnail is perfect. Good job lol
This is why I don't date anymore 😂
The thumbnail, nothing else
This actor always dies in his movies lmao
That thumbnail though 👀👀👀👀👀
He's always getting eaten lol.
You know what twist is coming as soon as your find out their names.
Dracula vibe of Mina and Lucy
Watching this recap I thought the sisters were going to be witches, and not vampires.
Is there any movie where this guy isn’t suffering?
Probably in Accepted
Oh my God!!! It does not pay to be a Simp!!!
This story could be so much better, instead of them being vampires they could just make them humans who likes flesh and addicted to scary movies and add more romance and little scary with a happy ending
yea but ur not the producer so stfu
sussy thumbnail 🤔
"sussy thumbnail 🤔" - 🤓
That thumbnail is insane
Idk why but this house reminds me of the house from tusk, but has more furniture, iykyk
Your voice is kind of sing-song. I noticed that you keep almost the same pattern of tone and speaking while saying every sentence. It's weirdly unique and funny ngl.
Maybe it's a synthetic voice.
@@soniagheza391 no it’s not. J in think he’s copying what a AI voice is. Last year this kind of channels were AI voiced but the YT I think isn’t monetizing videos with that kind of voice narration.
He know what he did!!! 🤣
Poor bastard, jeepers creepers guy first and now vampire chicks, well god damn, that poor bastard.
It’s the guy from jeepers creepers 1 he died in every movie 😂
Why don't you name the movie?
Title: Kool
Thumbnail pic: oh like that huh
Once you accept your death..."Ladies before you kill me...I have 1...or make that 3 final requests"
I need to stop watching these cause their some recaps I watch and after it I’m like man I wish I would of watched the movie. Not hating on the recaps cause I enjoy them I just get sucked In. It’s just shame on me for not watching some of these great movies I’ve never heard of or givin a chance to watch! Keep up the good work.
This feels like absolutely nothing happened in the movie until the last 10 minutes?
The girls have seen enough of his Apple ads that they wanted him dead.
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Justin Long is always getting screwed LOL
This movie seriously needed a plot twist
This is why the best vampire hunters train themselves to be homosexual.
Lame twist!
They should make a real twist by making him some kind of monster too, revealing himself at the end.
The movie had zero surprise
That Thumbnail Though...
This is the guy that looks like he might actually draw something more interesting but just never does. Cuz some dudes are completely comfy flying well below the radar. Still delivers the bombs but it’s a helluva getaway.
Moral of the story * never brag to your friends *
That title is a mouthful
The thumbnail 💀
He wouldn't hurt to do what he wanted but he wanted to do with her wanted forever
What’s the 🎥 name ?
Damn. I mean he was a douche canoe, but he didn't deserve that! Also, I love Justin Long so I feel that further proves my point
Whoa, first glance at the thumbnail and I thought I saw something else lol
That thumbnail tho… lol
What a thumb nail!
What's the movie title por pabor
We aint ganna talk about the thumbnail
Hats off to the person who made the thumbnail.
This is the 2nd movie recap where Justin Long Dies
Had me looking what "beguiled" means, gj
Saucy thumbnail!
What movie is this?
House of Darkness 2022
What's this movie name
Thumbnail looked crazy first glance
That thumbnail is really misleading
movie name please
(In description)
“House of Darkness” (2022)
House of darkness, it’s in the description
In the description
your truly contemplating watching this movie? the recap in *2 was a hard watch already.
That thumbnail
name???
Holy shit. This is wild, but that shot at 1:10 made me realize that this movie was filmed in my home town. The word over the fireplace is "dromborg", which is a massive mansion in Fayetteville Arkansas that has been sitting on the market for fucking YEARS. I remember seeing friends posting about Justin Long being out and about in Fayetteville during covid once everything started opening back up but never heard any followup about a movie being shot here or anything. Honestly, after seeing some critic reviews, I'm not surprised I hadn't heard of this but my mind is still blown lol
Did... Did that screencap make it past the censors, or has the internet just ruined me?
Whats the name of this movie can u tell me the title
First off i drive someone home and i have to park down the driveway and not by the house I’m not staying, I’m not walking you to your door
Keepers creepers part 9 went a different direction.