‘’I thought the British were strong fighting men, don’t be a coward come down those stairs’’ *No we’re smart dude, we think unlike you* Litomatoma just dragged an entire country😂
@@xNAT-og4hm hey hey the smelly ass french helped America and the Spanish helped out to where they not around to help likely would have concluded with a British victory also not a lot of men where there and It was hard to ferry troops to and throw
Ye when we did the most the lifting the Russian did a lots and ever one then American whant in not because they were going to anyway but because japan attack them and in the ww1 yes they helped a bit but really over 1 million men were sent but half did not go to front line
Litomatoma thanks man! That was quick... another thing, no many how many haters u have, keep doing what u do. Ur amazing and hilarious. I going down a downhill spiral of depression and everytime I watch ur vids it always cheers me up a little more... I love ur videos and I love ur humor. Thank u for cheering me up Cadan
I was driving from primorsk to mylta to make circle, the blue had already hit and was close to the next circle starting, and I saw a poor guy running along the road so I just said fuck it what would happen if I try to be nice and stop near him and pick him up. So he fires some shots, I honk twice and stop, and he jumps in without killing me. He had a pan so I was almost certain I was getting panned at some point but he was a god guy and didn’t. We make circle and I drop him off at another Jeep and we go out separate ways. Now I was wearing a lvl 3 helmet and a white turtleneck with a lvl 2 vest, and he had a black trench coat and saw he had a Kar98. So by some miracle I made final 2, an low and behold, me mate from earlier and I were the last two standing, and what a man he was, he blew himself up with a grenade to give me my first ever solo win..............................................................................................................................jk, he panned me in the Jeep
TheCosmaticGamer really? How old are you? It was never funny, never will be funny and always overused for years. I bet you've never read the damn books lol. So keep enjoying your dry sense of humor and thinking jokes are funny simply because they are popular. You are incapable of making your own decisions and decide to jump on every bandwagon no matter how dumb it is. If it was a more relevant joke it would have a million more likes. Dumbasses like you like this shit. Plus you got offended that I said the twilight joke was dead xD get a life kid.
TheCosmaticGamer No need to reply to him. From what i understood he is a a butthurt fan that can't take a joke. Also, i used that meme because it is dead. I'm sorry M'lord, i'll update to the more recent memes. Fucktard
Nawel Hermeschild at least you know it dead. That's the point I was making to the other dude lol I'm just a fan of smart people. If I'm wrong tell it to me. Not that dumbass
Xavier Someone american accents are shit dude but that's my opinion just like u have urs. If u had a fraction of a brain u would understand that accent preference is subjective. Not everyone agrees with u.
Yeah accent preference is up to the individual. To me it can be difficult to pick up everything an usa southerner says and someone from England (though there are many accents there). I heard the English guy say "smart like you" not "smart unlike you". I was confused at first but now reading your comment I came to the realization what he actually said. Makes sense now.
I love ur videos so much, 3 years ago in my last year of primary I'd always talk about your videos with my best friend all the way through first year of middle school. I loved the pubg community back then and you were one of my favorite content creators. Pubg died sadly and I don't think it'll ever be revived. So sad to see great creators like u go.
Lust- he asked her specifically if she was 18 before he started flirting and she didn't just come out and say "no I'm not 18" instead she led him to believe she was older she's a textbook jailbait
well having higher ground is the advantage and he was hiding the entire time lol I mean at least the other teammates had some balls but the two in the standoff are eh.
@@jackieoromero we are talking about Americans, not the Brits, Dragon implied that Americans are pretty dumb, it doesn't apply to all, because there are lots of capable people there who are smart
Lol, typical British and American situation. "If she DM's me, I'll let you guys slide". I would've liked to see you guys become the last people left in the server. You wouldn't even have to kill eachother. You could have just waited for the field to close in on us all and see who dies first.
@@bluelambo5 i am not gonna totally deny that 6 year olds are never raped in India, but no way the victims are blamed for being raped. Stop spreading fake news dude.
@@MayankSingh-qg4zv Ummm...no. Allah Akbar has two meanings but same idea of walking into a trap and being killed. Nothing about God or Him being great.
this term is used wrongly by terrorist who are not even abiding by WHAT Islam teaches us they call themselves Muslims but arent. they are defaming our religion
@@restk8569 1. She didn't criticize the religion, she was spewing bullshit claims. 2. Nobody said anything about killing her 3. You're the rude person here. No one was insulting until you jumped into the conversation
then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Limatoma, master of all four type of weapon could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A 9 months passed and my brother and I discovered the new Limatoma, an kill ender named Kaden.
discord.gg/mGRdRpY Join the discord
Litomatoma did they ever end up joining?
why ? to be friends with ur bots ? cuz u have no friends
Litomatoma lll
Litomatoma *_2 WORLD WARS WITH 1 WORLD CUP_*
Litomatoma my name is Caden to
Not a teen argument without someone throwing in a mom joke..
Theof
Your mom is a teen argument....Gottem!
Honestly I almost died laughing
That mom joke is disgusting..i bet he came from a back of a dog
He should've said "no u"
" Im' a british guy you know man? "
"dont ever say that again , thats disgusting"
AHAHAHAHAHAH
TPHCM thì tph🚕🚕
British and American politics in a nutshell
Falconer Ripper XD come on down let’s see who the real man is
Yeah, arguing calling names but at the end of the day they get along
Falconer Ripper Yeah literally bashing each other and as soon as the slightest bit of threat comes along they're all like "ok let's team"
Falconer Ripper 1.1M views 😱😰
Falconer Ripper hahahahahahaha
‘’I thought the British were strong fighting men, don’t be a coward come down those stairs’’
*No we’re smart dude, we think unlike you*
Litomatoma just dragged an entire country😂
Amboo
Too much thinking in 1776 🤔
From where im sitting we obviouly thought more that the brittish i mean we are the free country after all
And yet they lost ☕🍵
Hahaha *que National Anthem* " ooohhh saaayyy cannn youu seeeeeeeee"
having a full blown conversation in a stressful shootout/stand off
Quentin Tarantino approves
😂
Just like in Bruges.
All my freinds are dead push me to the edge
+William Dagenais of the roof
"Hit Me Up When your 18"
Ice Poseidon cx
Shit, 19. Hold up, let me go back one year
Im 18
Tu yung is only a name in china
Dick Johnson LMAO.
I hope u meet groot and crow again!
Yeah
I miss them both
@@Ludwig_Perpenhente they were the best team ever
@@anormalyoutubechannel1292 indeed
Yeah
"All my friends are dead" PUSH ME TO THE EDGE
yeeess lmao
Lil Uzi Vert - XO Tor lift
**lil uzi vert**
*Lil Uzi Vert*
What a beautiful story of two nations working out their differences.
colorised
3:48 to 4:00 colorized footage of the American Revolution.
@@xNAT-og4hm hey hey the smelly ass french helped America and the Spanish helped out to where they not around to help likely would have concluded with a British victory also not a lot of men where there and It was hard to ferry troops to and throw
@@wolfder6661 english ?
@@rivalfrost7347 English british sameish ting
"Jail Bait" - Maps in *Prison*
Lol
I'm dying
dreicqb bruh
Logic of PUBG
Litzy Rea Valdez *THAT'S RACIST !*
"All my friends are dead" push me to the edge
Tyler S I was thinking about it too 😂😂👍
Tyler S , that's what I thought of when they said that line. 😂
ALBOSS_ KING lol
Tyler S I was thinking of that
Me too was thinking about it
"I'm going to kill you, come up here!"
"No, I'm going to kill you, come down here!"
5 minutes later
"Wanna go pick daisies?"
"Yeah! Friends for life!"
Lmao
Hahahhahahaahaaha fu****ccck, this made look nuts, lmao
lmfao 😂 legit
LOL..
Lol 😂
Damn, you made good friends on this day.
Why does he make pubg look better then it actually is.
That's pubg pc
Hey hit me up on Snapchat
C.W.A15006 but I’m not 18
It is better, fuck nut
Because he play it in his unique way.
Can't believe I watched that whole thing. I got no fucking life.
Lucian Pendragon HAHA me too
same here o/
Feelsbadman
Isn’t that what you’re supposed to do?
Same 😂
"No you're americans, you lie" lmao we do lie 😂
Not all Americans lie
@@cheesyceesy9732 im just as american as an alabama man can get
American maybe dont lie but they sure troll
He said that when i read ur comment lol
@@Zubaidah000 trolled the British out of our country
Push me to the edge "all my friends are dead"
I don't understand when did he say push me to the edge ?
i said that cause the guy in the game said "all my friends are dead"
Ive seen 2-3 comments say that ... is that like a thing .
Rami Mzalbat it's from a song
Andrew Nguyen thank you !!!
when u enemies for so long, you become friends
Stockholm syndrome!!
Lol XD
That's some Dragon Ball stuff right there
America and russia.
"hit me up when you're 18." I died at that part hahaha
Anyone here knows her name?
youre an idiot.. it was a joke, fuck off back into your literal world of BORING
She is 18 now btw 😂🔥
Yeah... maybe 19😕😕😕
lmao
21 now
49 Now
69 now
"You're Americans and you lie"
Yeah we do xD
Good one mate
Sorry sir
I know plenty of Americans with both of those things, it's all good.
I am Australian and just saying America helped you w/ both World Wars but funny vid btw
Ye when we did the most the lifting the Russian did a lots and ever one then American whant in not because they were going to anyway but because japan attack them and in the ww1 yes they helped a bit but really over 1 million men were sent but half did not go to front line
@BoboDa Hobo Yes. The Americans came in at the last minute after we did all the the heavy lifting.
"no dude we smart, we think, unlike you" rekt
"...we smart..."
But the guy downstairs was smart and didn't come up?
@@architectsxiii5379 7:56
He went up looking for him when he said he wouldn't shoot him?
@@architectsxiii5379 if he was smart he wouldn't fall for such a bait.
It's jail bait right
He is in the prison look at the map lol
Walnut coincidence or nah??
Uveer Madho yea
Walnut 69 people were alive also
Walnut There is a difference between jail and prison.
James J most of these dudes never been there so they probably DON'T know. That's a good thing tho, stay safe gamers!
This could've easily ended with a window jump/flank.
But how much fun would that have been?
Or a timed grenade throw.
Can’t jump any windows in that building
or the other guys pc exploding
@@Reilly-Maresca exactly some people don't understand
8:35 "all my friends are dead" push me to the edge.
Swear I thought the same
Trevor Garrett lol
TheJustinBest FTW. I was thinking that
Ocityle cough..cough... Roblox
SKULLJS lol
that chump searched your name, saw the stream and his TONE changes into a weakling... i saw it . I SEENT IT
Rye S I SEENT IT. thought I was the only one who said that xD
I noticed that😂
Her tone get low Hahaha
aint even from a movie tho
Ksmok3 Gsmok3 must not be that famous if i aint heard it before👐🏼
*_It's my teeth that are wonky, not my breath_*
Trapaholic 😂
Trapaholic yah
That guy is so dumb
This is the video that defines Litomatoma for me
The sad thing is that interacting with other players in PUBG like this nowadays is impossible.
You sir have a shit ton of patience, those two really pissed me off.
Andrew Tan majimajodakiapakibanglaso ng
This video made me think pubg is better than fortnite.
Me 2 my only reason I bought this and I dont regret it
@CaDeBrUnNeR you can't really compare except 4 the fact their battle Royale game
@CaDeBrUnNeR it's kinda funny 2 think this is coming from a fortnite fanboi
I got fortnite because it was made by Epic but PUBG us better because it doesn't have bs shield
@@grubkilla7731 you know amour is shield just so you know
Just found your channel and I'm dying 😂😂
thanks!
Same here dude, you won a subscriber
Outro song?
Big Z - Place Unknown
Litomatoma thanks man! That was quick... another thing, no many how many haters u have, keep doing what u do. Ur amazing and hilarious. I going down a downhill spiral of depression and everytime I watch ur vids it always cheers me up a little more... I love ur videos and I love ur humor. Thank u for cheering me up Cadan
Girl-"not 18"
Me"pulls out plus 4 card"
Girl: pulls out a +2
at the beginning they were stupid af
Your dog logo is cute
Hm I wonder what that is. Wow!
Grumboo i
the 666 likes gyazo.com/da34ecdd77b969fe874d7f0744454b43
Hello
“Your mums one action”
Got me there
😓
Ś.Å.Ś ZÓMBÍÈ ÀŚŠÅÙLT MÅFÎÃ this is so sad, Alexa play despacito
?
nO YoU
Fe4r Vort3x no u mom gay
Litomatoma: Jail Bait!Jail Bait!Jail Bait!Jail Bait!
What I Hear: J O B!J O B!J O B!J O B!
You only need 10 minutes to make a friend 😂. Nice
White Mark me 102
All my friends are dead push me to the edge
I would continue the lyrics but they're not in english.
EXACTLY MY THOUGHT
I kept singing that to myself when he said "all my friends are dead"
ok.
thats literally what i wa like
"Now we can't hear the poon" 😂
LOL! Totally unexpected you guys became friends in the end instead hahha!
I was waiting for one to shoot the other XD
Lol.Its like Hunger games
In the UK it’s 16........... just saying
haha, you are right but they were american
In Denmark it's 15, just saying.
Lol I live in UK but am American
In my world it’s any age
Lmao just kidding
In Japan it's 13.......oh no.
>be british
>claim to be smart
>get run down by truck of peace
Ian Gelmers I’d rather get shot than ran over tbh
Keep talking, Ahmed.
>implying we lost
Should have removed them while we had the chance.
Why are we greentexting again
Literally there was 69 people alive when he asked her age lmao
haha, didn't notice that!
69 likes
What does that exactly mean? Like 69 oh wow you must be 12
ellaxaduah He's being sarcastic, you brain dead child.
69 means that 2 persons sucking on each dick will that sounds grose
I miss sunny jay!!!
Hope you could play with him again.
You two are a great duo
Sunny Jay best duo
Yes yes...I cried alot.he is so good..and evn crow the cutest one and Groot heroic one.!!!😘😢☹️
I was driving from primorsk to mylta to make circle, the blue had already hit and was close to the next circle starting, and I saw a poor guy running along the road so I just said fuck it what would happen if I try to be nice and stop near him and pick him up. So he fires some shots, I honk twice and stop, and he jumps in without killing me. He had a pan so I was almost certain I was getting panned at some point but he was a god guy and didn’t. We make circle and I drop him off at another Jeep and we go out separate ways. Now I was wearing a lvl 3 helmet and a white turtleneck with a lvl 2 vest, and he had a black trench coat and saw he had a Kar98. So by some miracle I made final 2, an low and behold, me mate from earlier and I were the last two standing, and what a man he was, he blew himself up with a grenade to give me my first ever solo win..............................................................................................................................jk, he panned me in the Jeep
21Sneaky 10/10 good story
I was so happy and then you just.....
21Sneaky mygad
21Sneaky Good one :-)))
LMAO that was good man xDD
An accurate depiction of American relations with England since the revolution
Most underrated channel I've ever seen.
Thanks man!
As if u live billions of subscribers. 😂😂😂😂😂
That girl sounds like a herion addict 😭
SergioTheGreat23 - it honestly sounds like she’s pushing out a hard poop the whole time. Not sure what it is. Perhaps a heroin addict with IBS.
Lol
Bruh I’m deeaaddd, I just found this channel and I’m laughing so much. Subscribed fam keep on going
How old are you if this made you laugh...
JH vibes 18 hahahah
They're so meann
Kry yes
They’re american
how would he know she is not 18? lol, he asked first but did not get any answer
Zlatan Ibrahimovic Why are u so butthurt lmao it's just a comedic video
Americans are the epitome of rude I know because I am one.
Still a better love story than twilight
Nawel Hermeschild dead fucking meme
H
TheCosmaticGamer really? How old are you? It was never funny, never will be funny and always overused for years. I bet you've never read the damn books lol. So keep enjoying your dry sense of humor and thinking jokes are funny simply because they are popular. You are incapable of making your own decisions and decide to jump on every bandwagon no matter how dumb it is. If it was a more relevant joke it would have a million more likes. Dumbasses like you like this shit. Plus you got offended that I said the twilight joke was dead xD get a life kid.
TheCosmaticGamer No need to reply to him. From what i understood he is a a butthurt fan that can't take a joke. Also, i used that meme because it is dead. I'm sorry M'lord, i'll update to the more recent memes. Fucktard
Nawel Hermeschild at least you know it dead. That's the point I was making to the other dude lol I'm just a fan of smart people. If I'm wrong tell it to me. Not that dumbass
I didnt even know she was a girl!
didn't*
@@User1flfl *oKaY-*
@@User1flfl gay
RIP English
Startup Division like a lil boi
The girl is definitely one of the weird fox girls
Into EDM, metal core, and dresses like a furry right?
Right
500 pounds
Cherry Crush approves this message
lmao has walks around with cat ears and leggings with boots
English:We smart we think unlike you*
USA*20 second pause to understand what was said* I don't think sooo
Casper Janiak probably because he heard we smart like you instead of unlike with shit accents like british its harder to understand words
Xavier Someone american accents are shit dude but that's my opinion just like u have urs. If u had a fraction of a brain u would understand that accent preference is subjective. Not everyone agrees with u.
Yeah accent preference is up to the individual. To me it can be difficult to pick up everything an usa southerner says and someone from England (though there are many accents there). I heard the English guy say "smart like you" not "smart unlike you". I was confused at first but now reading your comment I came to the realization what he actually said. Makes sense now.
Xavier Someone ignorant
Casper Janiak you speak our language u fool?
I love ur videos so much, 3 years ago in my last year of primary I'd always talk about your videos with my best friend all the way through first year of middle school. I loved the pubg community back then and you were one of my favorite content creators. Pubg died sadly and I don't think it'll ever be revived. So sad to see great creators like u go.
The girl annoyed me so much
why's everyone so triggered by the girl
Nope. She just had a mic.
vlad dracul how did she bait him? im really confused
Lust- he asked her specifically if she was 18 before he started flirting and she didn't just come out and say "no I'm not 18" instead she led him to believe she was older she's a textbook jailbait
That bitch's voice is annoying as fuck.
The girl pissed me off
you got pissed by a girls voice ?? wtf
but she has boobies.
Danthe Khalifa lol
Why?
Same
Best random team up ever bro I respect you bro
XxJKWolfxX bro okay bro cool bro
broooooooooooooo
Lol
Those 2 kinda ......idk sounded a lil offensive at some parts
Tenza Z agreed
Yah
Wahhh shut up there enjoying the game watch other shit if you are offended you pansy
@@braydencoleman8800 They're being toxic tho
@@braydencoleman8800 they were
Speech 100%
Legend says the girl still has not DM him till this day XD
:( she found the video and still didn't join discord
Lol😂
Yus I did
Wow she really did. Nice.
This made my day bro !!! i feel like i can belive in human again XD
EMarcus lol 😂
lol
don't believe in us, we are fake.
EMarcus Why would you live in a human wtf.
he's a parasyte
Damn im in love with your speaking this accent omg😭
I love how they went from hitting up a underage girl on Instagram to a political discussion about the best country
Twitter*
camel thankyou, your so kind!
camel I can tell you pull all the ladies
I can’t tell. Is that sarcasm or are you serious
Oh, and P.S I am female and straight. I do not pull all the ladies
8:36 push me to the edge all my friends are dead 💀
*basically sitting in Prison (look at the map)*
JAILBAIT! JAILBAIT! JAILBAIT!
I was rewatching this and I just realised that he didn't even give her his Twitter, he gives her his friend
“Be a man and come downstairs” when he isn’t being a man and coming upstairs. And that girl was annoying goodness gracious
Azukus Americans aren't very smart
Yep. That's why I want to move away internationally and go to somewhere in Europe.
Seanpawn Don't spread your dissabilities.
well having higher ground is the advantage and he was hiding the entire time lol I mean at least the other teammates had some balls but the two in the standoff are eh.
she sounded 14 no lie
"I'm british man" well wanna have some tea and crumpets?
OMG!! I WAS PAIRED WITH YOU ONE GAME!!
REMEMBER LARRVORIQ?!
YOU CARRIED ME TO RANK 2!!!!
Oreo Lee damnnnn
Oreo Lee ....
Nicole Zhang that’s a familiar name >_>...
shfu
2019 anyone and he’s now a naked Friendly Cowboy 😂 Really! Seriously!😂😂🤣😂
Yeah 😂😂😂😂😂
At the end feel like what a waste of time
When the age is off the clock it’s all good
Tom Bo 6 is 18
*If her age is on the clock she's ready for the co-* FBI!
mongocrew4life xD
4 is the new 18
Tom Bo well theres 60 minutes each hour so her age is on the clock
He was rude till you started talking about being famous
+Dustin Bragg using my friends fame for women lol
The Raggje lmao famous
Howtogetmadpussy.png
Haaaay I was watching their stream when I heard your voice lol that was you... I was laughing so hard.
R they streamers?
"All my friends are dead"
Me: push me to the edge
New subscriber here ! Need more of this
Furry Wolves true
I'm not British but he's right we are pretty stupid 😂
Dark Dragon Gaming is that why you guys were the best military in the world but then lost to a bunch of poor ppl who rebelled you guys
Isaacie123 bob nah it’s cuz u didn’t have enough tea after the tea party
@@jackieoromero we are talking about Americans, not the Brits, Dragon implied that Americans are pretty dumb, it doesn't apply to all, because there are lots of capable people there who are smart
PrincipleKarma damn I assumed all Americans were dumb
Stupid af
PUSH ME TO THE EDGE 8:35
Lol, typical British and American situation. "If she DM's me, I'll let you guys slide". I would've liked to see you guys become the last people left in the server. You wouldn't even have to kill eachother. You could have just waited for the field to close in on us all and see who dies first.
Inglorious/ BlackFlame yes that is so typical
age is just a number
jail is just a building
Consent is just a word
8:36 all my friends are dead push me to the edge
I was thinking the same thing
Yoop
Haha lol
“2 world wars 1 World Cup” love ittttt. Hahahahaha
Lmao the guy on the first one who was British Was hilarious lmao😹
I’m pretty sure she’s 12
She sounds like 16
Its legal in india LENNYFACE
@@daddy8884 they also rape 6 year olds in India then the society agrees it's the 6 year olds fault for being raped.
but it is the 6 yr olds fault
im just kidding dont sue me
@@bluelambo5 i am not gonna totally deny that 6 year olds are never raped in India, but no way the victims are blamed for being raped. Stop spreading fake news dude.
For anyone wondering, outro music is "This Place Unknown" by Big Z featuring Jack Wilby.
Jonathan Testardi cheers fam
i love your guts dude.
"BE A MAN AND COME DOWNSTAIRS"
You are literally doing the same thing-
PUBG uniting us all
so.. most important question... did she DM you?
I wish to know too.
mee too
Me 3
me 4
Me 6
This Guys is probably John from fake taxi
My man😆 made my night
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
" We think unlike you"
girl takes time to think up " I don't think so"
"slow clapping"
I need to play with this guy xD
Actually, yes xD
Pinnkey no u
But you're male right?
Pinnkey agrega soy un pro de esos q gana con sarten :v
TOXIC_ADC LOL
jeez the girl wasnt fun ):
Arrow Head yeah, man. love them shits.
watch your mouth she is my friend I been playing games with her for 6 months
What are we talking about?
Lily hooper he was talking smack against MOARocket
white knight spotted
"Americans don't want to be your friends with your crooked teeth"😂
Funny how the are actually in prison in the game 😂😂😂
World politics represented by Pubg
"...You gonna allah akbar me" that was the dumbest conversation
@@MayankSingh-qg4zv Ummm...no. Allah Akbar has two meanings but same idea of walking into a trap and being killed. Nothing about God or Him being great.
@Afruza Ahmed look it up on Wikipedia
Rose C if u don’t know anything much about our religion then u either STFU or read it properly and don’t be mistaken about our religion
this term is used wrongly by terrorist who are not even abiding by WHAT Islam teaches us they call themselves Muslims but arent. they are defaming our religion
@@restk8569
1. She didn't criticize the religion, she was spewing bullshit claims.
2. Nobody said anything about killing her
3. You're the rude person here. No one was insulting until you jumped into the conversation
legend has it this guy is still trying to get that girl to dm him
RIP Olaf
Litomatoma should of told the girl you had some dank memes she would of dm'd you in a split second
Hint "the girl joined his discord"
I always remember the movie entitled "Ready player one" everytime I watch your videos
Right😂
@@incwalker402 i've already turned this to a formal account. (For class) And its awkard seeing picture like these in comments HAHAHAlol
then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Limatoma, master of all four type of weapon could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A 9 months passed and my brother and I discovered the new Limatoma, an kill ender named Kaden.
Lol