FUNNIEST ONE LINERS by Lucifer from CodeX777
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 พ.ย. 2024
- ABOUT THE BOOK
"Humans have become an endangered species in the future. It's the fall of the human empire and rise of Kaukations."
Imagine what if help from the future comes to the past to save us from a disaster that wiped off the human race from Earth in the future.
"Go to the past, find me and kill me."
And there surely are shocking surprises waiting here, in the past, for everyone. The rescue code is CODE X 777 MODEL-PRE1 COID.
What does that mean? Join this insane journey of Asselyum, a primitive robot, and her team who will fight against their biggest enemy to unravel this code-- Themselves!
Genres it covers action, androids, comedy, romance, science-fiction, time-travel
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The moment I saw the thumbnail I had the feeling this was gay
is that sung jin woo i see??? ;)
@@fang.j.h8879 ah yes ofc
Same what the heck
Is this about gay?
😆
"I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die"
*Well I bleed for 7 is that OK??*
OH SO THEY DON'T TRUST OUR PERIODS?!? YOU LITTLE- GET HERE I'LL BEAT THEIR ASS WITH SLIPPERS THEY DARE DISRESPECT US >:(
2:29 oh you should, there's persons who even bleeds for 10 days and had it every month
Jakiya lmao😂😂
@@dayangjasmine7137 army 💜
Thats me
Is that daisuke kanbe's sister or fiance??
omg
1:45 killed me. 😂😂😂😂
Though its a fact everyone can relate to.
Im that person
"I think my problem is that I have really fantastic bad ideas"
BRO SAME
The anime art and the one-liners are from the book 'CODEX777'
You can read it for free exclusively on dream
Link to the book- www.dreame.com/novel/6i7UxN8o2gRiKeOcL3LDBg%3D%3D.html
Outro music- th-cam.com/video/3EL0wJkVmDY/w-d-xo.html
sad that i am not a reader and never read...but i need this guy right this fckn minute🥺😭
With This My Quarantine Life Is Perfect
2:09 we should discuss our ideas together
Get started
Hello Ryu Senpai I don’t care if I am not first I just want you to know that I really really appreciate your efforts
imagining that anime guy saying each and every dialogue...jeezz it's perfectly perfect
My future is in my hands and etc
Melissa is proud-
speaking of melissa, i think they would be besties if they ever meet~lel
2:28 i didn't get that.
infact girls period can stay up to 7 days
I think maybe he was trying to say that he doesn't trust girls.
hes *gay*
Mine can last up to 1 month
Lmao
@@karmatshokey2926
You're kid that is trying to be like "i am old girl" and doesn't know how long period last
But if this is true go to doctor
Now now girls, we shouldn’t bother people who are unique enough to be able to shit from his mouth
Nowwwwww... I want Lucifer in the book soooooooon!!!!
wow that awesome keep up the amazing work
I love your every story...just how do u come up with those ideas
You are my inspiration Ryu senpai 💕
0:30
Me reads the first two lines- 🙄🙄🙄
Me reads the last two lines-😳😳😳
Hi! I'm on wattpad too and I even started writing a book. It's called "Murder or not?" And I request anyone who is reading this comment to check it out please! It's still a work in progress! 💫
Thank you for your time! 😁
Is it mystery-thriller or horror?
@@kristalt.7404 it's a mystery-thriller kind of book.... 😁
Is it Bl??
... Sorry to busy copying this comment
Hey... Ryu that was AWESOME. .. dude....
U really have great taste in music
ugh Mann ....ur music selection is a big off
The song is bad ass right
Had me at the 3rd one
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
1:41 Glucose guardian has a ring to it!
Saccharide sentry?
Hey, why is anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die not trustworthy??
I NEED A GENIUS TO QUENCH MY THIRST OF KNOWLEDGE.
The last one tho lol
Imma use it
Oh mi gosh yes!
Bro, the pp jokes rlly killed me XD
That was awesome
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Ryu sakurada back on youtube
So am i too
I know i suck in poetry so dnt waste ur time too read😅😅😅
If suking in peotry is literelly this than i can't tell you how bad i am at this
I swear u write the funniest things
Omg this character is so hot
2:00 LOL!
Uh oh I’m stuck here :)
Wheeze😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ok who noticed it was written lucifer and still watched
I don’t know why the hell this is in my recommendation
I kinda want the melissa version in your book DMLD
that tongue piercing🤤🤤💣💫
Ok is the person who made these an scorpio cause dang-
I’m going to read this book on Wattpad
But the problem for me is that I’m German
I’m German 13 year old girl
And I’m on the 8th grade
So this English is really difficult for me
But I will try my best bc it’s so interesting and cool 🔥🔥🔥🖤
Wow...I usually say this kinda shit on the regular not gonna lie lol
A new a book
R u sure because i am going to cover my hand with nails bro😅😅 sorry 4 harsh talking ok
Hey,you, yeah you!
*Stop hiding in the comments. I know your just trying to keep your eyes off that good ass lookin man.*
What’s the anime called?
It's a story in Wattpad called CODE X 777 Robo Ruler League
Why is our discord pfp same?
I mean like you second acc
gosh this anime guy hot af...
I love him sooooooo much! I hope ur ok with this Ryu but I used some of these lines for my book. I’ll make sure to credit u ☺️
Dude. i. cant. find. your. discord. server.
OK i have to ask ,is your brain available in stores? Where can i get one . i rally love all of your works and i apreciate everything you do 😍😍😘😘👑
I definetely did not come for the anime guy👀
Is he the rich boy?
Hey.. Can you make a sad quotes
This is the 69th comment and you're great
LMFAO
Shiiiiit
I disliked because of 2:32 ,rest are nice