Somebody Sign That RACCOON!
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“At what point are we just rooting for him??”
"It's pessi!!"
@@stansmith5610 and ur penaldo fan boy LOSER
Since the very fucking beginning tbh
@@stansmith5610this loser again
@@LuisRdzG10 Team Raccoon since I was born!
I was at the match, they removed a billboard and used it to scoop under the trashcan like they were taking a spider outside. Legendary.
💀😂
thank you, my first thought was ..now what? lol
Damn
I call cap
Yeah man you don't want a raccoon defending itself against you lol
As a non-sports watcher, this raccoon would be the highlight of going to a soccer game.
football*
@@manee2412Both are true. It comes from Association Football and the word comes from a party of England where they turn names into a version ending with "-er". There are a few other words. I forgot which region it was, maybe Oxford but I could be very easily wrong.
Football*
@@manee2412 We all know it's soccer. Quit coping in your foreign EU tongue.
@Star-Gazor I'm pretty sure we're the only people who call it soccer. I'm fine with both names. Football definitely makes sense.
I love how the commentators are in character throughout all this
the show must go on
In character?
@@lioraselby5328 well yeah commentators dont talk like that all the time, its a character they put on for the mic
@@illuminoeye_gaminglike what? they're just describing what's happening
@@mrosskne the voice, mainly. but also commentators while they might be commanding and outspoken on the mic may not be as such in regular life - im a different person when i comm esports, for sure.
The Raccoon is probably freaking out. It's been running for a while and still in open space lol
Worst. Forest. EVER
@@TheHmmer4😂😂😂
Thought he was at Old Trafford
@@TheHmmer4that's a football field not a forest!
@@commenter621the joke went over your head huh?
Racoon 🦝 : I been watching Messi play
Was really hoping to get by without seeing a Messi reference (gag)
@@noahparsons7688You gonna cwy?
They look alike
ANKARA-RAQUINHO!!
It's not inter miami it's NYC and philidelphia
I do like how he said don’t hurt him
Same. Boi got bonked a couple of times. He's probably fine though.
yeah had to smile there :)
They did hurt him
@@SynWasHereYo Ok dude.
@@SynWasHereYo Raccoon: "Harder"
That's Gary. He's a federation member. He promised his late brother Marcus that he would make it to the major league.
"Marcus told me the Saudi football league is full of trash, and you know, I work for the Ministry of Trash so I went to check it out, as federation business."
😂
Long live the Racoon Federation!
@@PobortzaPl beaten out, only by beaver racing😂
insanely happy to see the klr lore prosper
Just read that Chelsea are rumored to be the favorites to sign the raccoon
Na mate Erik ten hag about to play him in the midfield
7 year deal, $20m a year.
Nah man utd need him as an upgrade on Antony
200 million$ over 10 years 🤣
😂😂
99 Pace, 99 Agility, Quick Step +, Anticipate +
Lmao
Still moves better than Antony ngl
Anticipate+ lmao😂
Stamina
199.99 dollars for raccoon card on Fifa 24
EA Sports its in the game!
I always feel bad for the animals caught in these situations, the noise of that crowd and not being able to see a way out must be incredibly stressful for them
Yes, but fortunately they don’t get hurt in the process.
Agreed
@@mr.equity1120 Stress hurts.
@Michael-jw6et i know right. Fortunately animals dont have predators attempting to eat them or anything like that because that might be even more stressful
@@macalloway1 nothing tough about the sarcasm. Having pity on creatures isnt a bad thing and its annoying how people try to gaslight and project on others. Being kind hearted or caring isnt a negative or stupid thing.
1:10 That guy looked so done like “Can we start the game please” 🤣🤣🤣
Need the raccoon heat map on the pitch stats
It's gonna be red everywhere
Just look at kantes heat map😂
Currently read that all premier League giants are putting in their bids for the raccoon😂
Raccoon has more movement on the pitch than Less Messi
Next Saudi Signing to earn 500k a week
They don't spend money on amateurs they
Only go for super stars.
@@brie9566exactly
@@brie9566exactly
@@brie9566 Well, if you look at the league it's funny, because it's 30% superstars and 70% amateurs. That's why teams like Al Nassr and Al Hilal dominate so comprehensively.
Messi effect 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love how the commentator was worried for its safety
The Raccoon was so confident, he didn't even take off his shades!! Respect 🏆
1:39 the way the reporter is rooting for 🦝 😂
DOAN HURT IM!!!! Man he got into his bag there 😂
"you can get out! Don't hurt him!"
“Don’t hurt him”
No more
What is love
Baby don’t hurt me
Don't hurt me, no more
im asian. i never eat racoon meat in my life. lol jk
The commentary is class
He's streaking.... the harmless perv
The furry agenda strikes again!!
lmao
I love how none of them dared to grab it cos they knew a nasty bite was incoming 😂
Rabies
@@TH-camsGreatest No, that raccoon was very healthy. His bite would've been bad because of bacteria and sharp teeth, not rabies.
@@noahparsons7688 u should always avoid being bitten by a wild animal cause of rabies. its symptoms may take weeks to show even if the animal is carrying the disease
@@ahmed_4202and that’s why you get injections right away if a wild animal bites u, but that raccoon was not showing any signs of rabies
@@noahparsons7688 It's True that animals who are vigorously running around, and even bats who are flying-generally don't carry rabies. You don't want to take a Chance, However. It's 100% Fatal-including in us Humans.
In Many Locales, both Racoons and Skunks are the Biggest Carriers of Rabies.
“We need to find him a ball because he’s moving very well on center midfield”
What a hero this guy.
The way it runs is so cute❤😂😂
Messi against 2... 3... 4... wonderful, wonderful, wonderful
This is Pedrooo
Absolutely wooorld class
how good is he?! loool
Ankara messi
This one made me laugh 😂😂
He's a healthy one. Hope the knock from the garbage bin didn't ding him too badly.
Should be back on the pitch in 10 days
@@nbayern7000 this guy signs raccoons to the major league
It takes a lot more than a garbage bin to hurt a raccoon plus they did use restraint and don’t slam it down on it. If anything, its pride is probably the thing that hurts most.
I had an Akita that got into it with a raccoon before I could stop it,she grabbed it, started shaking it, thr raccoon started getting his, dog tried to throw it, coon hung on and now tables turned before it got flung off. They faced each other, dog was like "no mas". After the vet bill so was I. A doink from a garbage can won't hurt it.
Stelle being a menace as always
Trailblazing across the field
HSR has straight up monopolized the word raccoon.
@@yaelz6043 one trashcan at a time
Don't hurt Rigby! He was just looking for his blue jay friend Mordecai.
That synth war was epic.
Raccoon be like :- Ankara messi Ankara messi Ankara messi gol gol gol gol gol
Nice One
Had the same thing in mind😂
@@BoRiNgRiZz ❤️🩹
@@hamiltonbrynar 😂
pedro pedro pedro
Would be a better winger than Antony 💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂
At least he doesn't go in circles
would be better at grammar than you as well
But he spins jn circles @@nbayern7000
That's just cold bruh😢😂
Rocket wanted a break from saving the universe.
no
Legend has it that's racoon still in the bin
Great debut for such a youngster, canʻt wait to see him in future games!
Swiper is a fox, not a raccoon. We can call him Sly.
Or Rigby
In other universe, we call it Rocket, the guardian of the galaxy.
Either name works. As long as its name is based on an actual raccoon in media, any name works.
His name is actually cooper
Cooper is his last name, but yes, his full name is Sly Cooper.
This is, and always will be the most excited soccer game I have ever witnessed.
He's blazing a trail across the pitch to ultimately still end up in a trashcan
trailblazing ✨️
just like all of us
Bringing the trashcan is sooo appropriate 😂😂😂
Trash Pandas FC
now that is a box to box midfielder with relentless +++ Raccooninho was cooking 5 defenders not even the ref could keep up
Racooninho jajajajjajajaja give him the 10 and captain band
"Raccooninho"
That Raccoon was more entertaining than the football match :3
Animal pitch interrupts are always the highlights of any football match.
We need more moments like this in games
“& you thought Messi matches had pitch invaders”
racoon federation will send lawyers for this mistreatment
Dude imagine this from the raccoons perspective; youre in a grassy field, its daylight depite the sky being pitch black, there are strange markings on the grass and theres a bunch of giant freaky hairless things running around, all of them vibrantly colored, hordes of them loudly chanting and roaring but very few of them dare to enter the field
No one wants to get bit LMAO poor lil fella 😂❤
“This is marvellous entertainment “
I agree, I was very amused by the raccoon chase.
Fabrizio Romano : raccoon to Chelsea here we go 🦝💙
This turned out to be a much more interesting sport
The commentators getting audibly excited while the crowd cheers louder every time the raccoon evades capture, we really are all just feral, we just need the right stimulus to bring it out. That stimulus is usually somehow related to raccoons lol
I was at that game it was so loud when they caught the raccoon
And what happened to him? He can't breed so long under a trash can...
@@alizsahin8607They put him in the trash can and took him out and probably put him in the river or in a dumpster
💀💀@@Messieditz2k
@@caiocc12 what else would they do💀💀
@@alizsahin8607 well of course it can't breed, it needs a partner for that
Oh look, it’s the NYC FC’s mascot 😂.
Wait. A raccoon is NYC FC mascot?
@@tomasvolpe5152 apparently yes and we got a Red Bull.
@@superbowsersilva A raccoon's piss is still better than this shitty drink
@@superbowsersilvaevery day you learn something new…
That’s DCs mascot
That one dude looked like he just realized the raccoon is way more interesting than his entire franchise.
1:34 This is MARVELous entertainment.
This raccoon is already better than any Man United attacker 🤣🤣💀
Anthony 😂😂
Bro that Raccoon and Messi link up gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥
Callum Williams is great.
No worries FIFA will always help Pessi
all that effort to humanely catch it and they just clobber it in the head in the end. delete this fam.
"They're bringing out the trash cans, I did not know they have dinner service here! Great place!" - the racoon
Nobody will remember the resultant or how their team play, but everybody will remember the raccoon😎 Even the players will always remember the raccoon. The raccoon stole the show
Indeed 🦝
@@dioghaltasfoirneartach7258 The Raccoon have surly been signed by now, or what?😎
@@melissasmith3296 Yeah, his agent definitely negotiated him a nice deal 🙂
@@dioghaltasfoirneartach7258 Yep, world class star😎
I will remember your t1ts more
Poor thing must have been terrified
That raccoon is the real player of the field. The look on the players’ faces 😮. The raccoon be like: That’s right, cry
man most of them looked so miserable lol, especially the guy the camera focused on for a while
They're afraid of the competition
@@CyberVonCyberus Lol, when the raccoon enters the field, everyone knows they’re really up against their match
@@Orapac-ln5jd I don't get why he looked so miserable. I get you're being taken from your game but sheesh. Little guy is trying his best 😂
If the raccoon can spin very well too, he might as well be included in Erik Ten Hag's plans for next season (that is, if he doesn't get sacked)
You mean if he doesn't get CANNED!
I love how he dribbled everyone 1:28 and then got brexit tackled by the Trash Can
Ronaldo will be left confused when he sees the raccoon wearing the number 7 shirt in Al Nassr.
By the way, the dribbling that raccoon has is unbelievable; he sent 5 staff members to the shops.
raccoon is like messi, insanely small, agile and wont talk at all lol, deserves no.10 since he's making play.
@@Darko_Boi To be honest, if Messi wins a 9th Ballon d'Or (and from how I know FIFA will give him it for the 2022 World Cup) this raccoon is going to steal it.
(By the way, I don't have a problem with Messi nor Ronaldo).
Genius 😂👍👍👏👏
People are laughing but that lil guy or gal is terrified.
I absolutely adore the drummer giving the raccoon background music!! It probably kept the crowd in a good mood too!
PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
Damnit Rocket!
Name : Raccon
Worth : 80,890,300
Club : Tottenham
OVR : 91
Status : One Of The World's Best
Best Skill : dribbling and speed.
Trophies : 0
The commentary was amazing, i loved how they wanted our boi to be free
The Raccoon is on the phone with Scott Boras negotiating a deal with Real Madrid..😂😂.. This was great👍👍
I love this 😂 and also the raw MLS commentary makes it so much better😂
GO RIGBY!
I love the drums playing whenever the raccoon started running😂
I love the players face as he watches the scene at 1:11 😂
Why is he so mad 😭 not like this happens everyday, lighten up
he was on the lossing team
@@antwhalmaybe the Americans are more serious in football than u think
@@antwhalmaybe the Americans are more serious in football than u think
The face of a man whose raccoon has escaped...
The best thing to happen in the MLS for, probably ever.
I was at my Band class's banquet which was at a restaurant when this happened. When the racoon escaped the bin, everyone started cheering 😂
Chelsea should sign him for 300k per week
This kid is going to be a legend
Man of the match
Omggg 🥺❤️ absolutely adorable, really hope it wasn’t hurt!
Philadelphia Union said he was released back into a more appropriate setting than a soccer field!
Greatest almost 2 mins of any soccer game ever recorded.
As a HSR player, I lol so hard when they bring a trashcan for capture.
I was looking for this comment
“Racoon to Chelsea! Here we go” coming soon 😂
1:14 this man looks pissed off. 😂😂😂😂
"You can get out!" Love how he was totally rooting for the raccoon
Pu tthat raccoon up front he's got the speed to outrun any defender.
THIS IS A PEDRO MOMENT!!!!
The footwork on that raccoon! He’s going places
Rambley just wanted to see Messi
Gotta go somewhere now that DC United moved to a new stadium.
People acting like they want to grab the raccoon by hand 😂😂
Raccoons have rabies
@@davidoropeza5277 Not all raccoons have rabies. There's nothing in his behavior to indicate he's rabid.
@@noahparsons7688 they run really weird though
@@noahparsons7688all raccoons have rabies
@@noahparsons7688 don't animals with rabies *rabidly* (lol) change behaviour?? Like they could act normal sometimes
I like when random animals do a pitch invasion 😂 that was pretty cool
He’d be great to have on a football team!
Brilliant abilities presented by the Racoon. After such a marvelous display its only a matter of time until a top team signs him.
Rigby the Racoon🦝
he’s so talented
Rotation is purrrfect
Cute Racoon 😂❤️
Messi effect 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Seeing that little guy blow past an army of athletes who just could not be bothered, meanwhile just a bunch of staff stumbling over each other.
You really gotta give the raccoon some credit, he maneuvered the corner really well, it's not that easy weaving through 5 individuals on his own with nobody marking him, minding the offside play of the original trash can holder!
Raccoons are native to North America, but have been brought to Germany and Japan.
So this is probably someone’s first time witnessing one 😅🦝
This is literally a match in the us
@@Aastronomical someone watching on Apple TV*
@@vortexathletic what
@@vortexathletic almost everyone has seen one on tv they are pretty popular animals
The USSR also imported some raccoons for pest control and to hunt for fur in the 30s, they've been outcompeted by local species in the Far East but assimilated well in the western parts, especially in the Caucasus