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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 ก.ย. 2020
- Five close man friends gather around to hate Tik Tok.
This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday. At 7pm EST. Links Below.
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Timestamps:
00:02:44 - Fps Games
00:08:06 - Human Plasticity and Modern Art
00:29:46 - Honey AD
00:35:42 - Time Travel
00:45:25 - TikTok Holocaust
01:03:59 - Kids Are Dumb
01:12:01 - Patron Question
Hosts:
Jackson: / zealotonpc
Andrew: / huggbeestv
Charlie: / moistcr1tikal
Kaya: / kayaorsan
Funke: / funkepills
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Nice, FUNKe is a really underappreciated TH-camr. I'm not too into TF2 but he's done some absolutely fantastic video essays on Game Design.
Man I don't know you or you're channel but you haven't been uploaded a video for 8 month's
You have 540k subscribers
C'mon man don't let them down
Upload
Bruh is that comic dubs bruh your stuck in 2018
Kyotosomo if you havent already, check out his second channel! he has many more reviews and analyses on video games.
i call them documentaries
Waaaait a second, FUNKe? Like, the TF2 FUNKe FUNKe??
damn this boy's going places
I haven’t heard that name in a long time
Bruh Charlie should do a moist meter on TF2 10/10 game for me
Benjamin Toulouse TF2 is on steam’s top 10 most played games but you’re saying that it’s dead? Okay bud
@@benjamintoulouse7052 tf2 ded hehe
@Benjamin Toulouse
“Ded game lol xd”
Holy shit. Never in a million years did I think I'd see FUNKe on the official podcast.
sorry for accidentally stealing your comment :(
@@two-facedhypocrite3809 pssst...
They're the same person
Never in a million years did I think FUNKe would appear on The Official Podcast, of all things.
Well he did, so let's rejoice.
AMONG US
He appeared on the official podcast before the fucking heavy update came out.
@@spycrab2225 wait huh? How old is this podcast?
Bro same
Was 100% not expecting funke, he's one of my favorite youtubers so cool to see him here
Haha just came to comment this, I have no idea how this came about but cant wait to listen to this later on
Yeah same lol
Yup lol
Neither was I
He also legit has one of the most beautiful singing voices
Well, I guess there’s nothing left to say except... “I DONT WANNA GET DEMONETIZED AGAIN”
SO I'M GONNA SING MY OUTROS NOW INSTEAD
ITS A BITCH THAT I CAN’T USE SONGS AT THE END
But I would much rather pay my rent
So please do not strike
Clixon please do not strike
Funke's a name I haven't heard in so long
This honestly surprised me.
He streams now mostly. You should watch him
Yeah I haven't heard of him in months. so he doesnt really upload youtube videos now?
I haven't heard it in billions of years this is my first time
@@thejanitor10 He still does! They may come at a slower rate and are rarely about tf2 specifically, but they are of a really fantastic quality. He also uploads some extra stuff on his 2nd channel F2nke.
Andrew: 🙂
Charlie: 🙂
Kaya: 😡
Jackson: 🗿
Correct.
how original
What about Funke
@@brendonstephen1246 he didn't add it because he just copies and pasts the same comment lol
Eh, Charlie's more like: 😑
Man this videos made me want to go back and watch the old FUNKe videos, hell yeah
fuck yeah lets go on a binge, his old shit still slaps today, just goes to show you how much effort he puts into each video
The entire TF2 community:
*what*
I had to double take when i saw the title
Colter Miller facts same lmao
The heavy is dead comment chain starts now
The entire tf2 community: gwilled cheese
He doesn't even mention tf2 which is a bit disappointing tbh
I love how Jackson can talk without opening his mouth
His vocal cords are in his nose
greatest ventriloquist of all time
5 legends looking at each other
Um actually 6 but the 5 others can't hear them
Unga Bunga that’s sweet
Unga Bunga bro i said looking get your eyes checked my mans
@@actifice4642 shut up and take my complement
@@actifice4642 oh also I'm like -13/20
One of these days i hope to hear the fabled Boardwalk Burgers joke told to a guest again.... just once more for old times sake
I think enough time has passed for it to do it's glorious comeback
"Mr President, its urgent. Your Modern Warfare 3 Pre-Game voice chat recordings have been leaked."
Keanu reeves AND Johnny Depp!!!!
@ELSA -17- Porn STARS ღ*GO MY PROF!LE* ღ WHat the hell Elsa go back to your ice palace
HOW DID FUNKE GET ON HERE
“ I have no idea!” -MEDIC
@@me9805 duh nuh nuh nuh duh nuh nuh nuuuuuuhh
I demand a moist meter on tf2
If you watched it andrew said he and funke are friends in the first 5mins
This is awesome Joe Rogan eat your heart out lol
Nice
tf is that content my guy
Your content is weird and good
luv ya content breh
Whats up with your content? Lol
Can't believe we got FUNKe in this podcast
*can we get him and charlie to eat gwilled cheese?*
gwilled*
The butterfly effect isn't all you need to worry about when changing the past. Anything you try to change in history would turn into a paradox. For example, say you killed Hitler's parents. Hitler would cease to exist, but now that he doesn't exist, you never would have come back to kill his parents, meaning Hitler didn't die, so you would go back to kill his parents and cause an infinite loop.
So you give your great great grandparent a piece of iron etched with the words “go kill hitlers parents at (address) or hell on earth will happen” so you will have a reason to after hitler doesn’t exist
@@SourceCod33 but you still wouldn't have gone back in time to deliver the iron etching
I never thought that you two would do a vid together. Maybe you two can make a rant vid on game mechanics after playing a match of TF2 together.
Been a giant funke fan for as long as I can remember, I'm very excited for this
MY FUNKE BOIIIII, Man I need to watch his stuff more often, he's got solid content
sigh... always has been.
Just wanted to say thank you all for these great podcasts, anytime I'm doing dissections and research in the lab you have kept me entertained and focused!
As a teenager who’s very into history I was actually surprised by the complete ignorance towards historical events of my peers. Like for example they have little to, in some cases almost no knowledge of who Mussolini was and how fascism played out and I’m from Italy. It’s a bit frightening if you think about it in a way.
Ngl, I don't even think I learned about him in school
If most teachers talked about that they would say they should've just voted and fascism wouldn'tve happened
I know this comment is old but I found that quote interesting. Here in Ireland they teach us about Mussolini and Facism. History is a mandatory subject for 3 years and then its optional for the last 2 of secondary school.
Yoo never expected this colab but im glad it did
I love how you can call Funke a TF2 TH-camr for either Team Fortress or Titanfall at this point.
If you say tf2 in conversation with him it means 1 thing
I was just thinking “man I haven’t watched FUNKe in a while” and then this shows up. So happy to see him outside his usual video style
'Van Gogh sucks'
Of all the insane, horrible things that Kaia has ever said, this is the first time he's actually offended me
first time for me was when he made fun of transformers collectors, this was the 2nd blow
@@cynister801 Kaya used to make actually good jokes about pedophiles like Pedophile Island and now he just accuses any fandom or group of people of being pedophiles. That episode was 6 months ago, and nothing has happened with the transformers community, and he still has no evidence that there's any pedophile ring in it. Every episode that he has any narrative lead in is just a mundane boring stream of meaningless verbal slop.
bet he knows nothing about his art, hearing that he just describes him as 'he sucks' is so ignorant it hurts
Yeah it's a weird hill to die on anyway because of all the successful artists, I feel like Van Gogh is relatively easy for anyone to enjoy. It sounds like they just had a bad time there
If you take anything Kaya says seriously, don't. He is nothing but a meaningless pessimistic drivel of a human being, and is nourished only by misery and negativity.
i didn't know charlie played tf2
If he invited a drug addict would that make him one? No. And Charlie wasn't even the guy who knew FUNKe and invited him. Did you watch the video?
@@osneket5713 Jesus christ calm down
@@osneket5713 lmao what
@@osneket5713 GRUG ANGERY OO OO AH AH
@@osneket5713 Long day at work pal?
FeelsStrongMan TF2
DansGame TF2
HYPERDANSGAME Flowerbud
@@KoryLunaa WeirdChamp zoomers
@@KoryLunaa Feelsdankman
💓🔴
These videos literally never get old
awesome we finally got the crossover we've all been waiting for
Wait, you managed to get Uncle Dane?!
After 7 months of catching up, my journey has finally finished
I’m still behind 2.5 years worth of episodes, wish me luck
@@ekswfrenwn7 shortly after catching up, I stopped haha. The only difference now is that I dont plan on catching up, so good luck
i fucking love these guys. the confidence they have in saying absolutely wrong bullshit is insane lol
Awww yeahhhhhh, it's Thursday!!!
Liar
Damn, last time I came this early my fiance slapped me
Oof
Imagine having sex before marriage
@@damnedbelowjudas_ absolutely haram
Imagine having outdated views on sexual and gender politics. Sounds like you two need to follow PC Principals advice and wake up to 2020
Sometimes, Kaya just doesn't know when to shut up.
true
Has been so since the first time they aired and will never change. I remember why I didn't bother watching any podcast in the past year or so - I cannot stand this guy.
But hey, aborted babies are funny I guess.
I bet you are under 18
Burnnn
@@Hanfgurkenhasser cry more
The crossover I never knew I needed but always wanted, bigger than Charlie or Michael Reeves being on Misfits
This is a crossover I wasn't expecting but I very much appreciate.
GWILLED CHEESE
CHEESE
CHEESE
CHEESE
CHEESE
Grilled cheese cult
There is a Body world in France, and it's very inhumane because in it they have the bodies of Algerian fighters and leaders from the French Revolution (from 1830 to 1962) which were recently bought by Algeria and buried, I think that other body world s did the same stuff from other countries, it's very infuriating.
My God damn jaw DROPPED at this episode's feature. Holy shit. Amazing boys.
Some Funke content I needed In the most unexpected way!
The HoloToks just remind me of that deviantart piece where someone photoshopped a pony into a historical pic because they "couldn't identify with it" otherwise. The sad cartoon pony added the gravity they needed to empathize with the human suffering.
I’m just waiting for the day Jackson actually puts something on screen
Episode 196 and I still can't get enough of that intro
Every single time I think there is no way two TH-camrs I like would ever do a crossover, I find one like 2 days later. I was even thinking about the least likely crossovers from channels I’m subscribed to, and this was one of them. The network they all have is impressive.
Best quote “ I am god, I make the rules” 41:21
You upload so often I dont know how you live a personal life
Once again, Jackson stays remarkably still this episode, truly incredible the madman
My favourite youtuber on my favourite podcast? What a way to start of the day : )
When did Kaya get the Razer Chroma body skin edition
I dunno, I just sorta feel like objectivity has no place in any sort of art. That's my hot take, as some random person in the comment section
yeah, it's just way more interesting and fun when people actually embrace their preferences/tastes instead of trying to constantly justify or devalue their own opinions by shoving some vague idea of objectivity into everything they talk about
analysis =/= objectivism
FUNKe is very passionate with each game he plays, and so his criticism doesn't come from a place of wanting things to be objectively good, but from him wanting to have a better relationship with the art. Mechanics allow players to express themselves better through gameplay, so of course an artist will complain when given bad tools.
@@calvino6949 That was more directed at Kaya's whole thing about the value of modern art. Sorry, should've clarified. I was pretty vague, and that comment could apply to a bunch of the discussions in the episode.
Also, I kinda wanna watch Funke's content now. It sounds pretty awesome
@@sebsundquist2468 I recommend the one he made recently on music mechanics in games, that and his other more recent videos are pretty solid.
Amazing video. Honestly this is my favoirite video yet.
Didn't expect FUNKe to be here but I'm positively surprised
I agree, let's just plug the worst offenders into the Matrix and forget about em. Good one Kaya
Is anybody aware of Critikal's worst robbery video being taken down, the one with the red hand? I went to search it up in my playlist but it said it was deleted.
I love how kayas face is just rainbow glowing the entire time😂🤦🏻♂️
I love listening to TOP JACK, they’re always hilarious and never fail to make me laugh
Charlie you're a being if true perfection
if
I hope youtube says most of your audience are 2 'and three quarters' years old
This is the greatest official podcast of all time
That rant against children near the end was absolute gold
Not even listened to the podcast yet but i can say with a certain amount of confidence that tik tok is about to get hit by some fine aged insults.
I thought funke was a tiktok performer and they would be discussing his drama
my day just got better
I feel lucky ya uploaded this before I start my 3.5 hr drive
How's the drive?
Hows the drive?
I'm binge watching this all at once and I distinctly remember Kaya asking when it would be ok to make a movie making fun of world tragedies and laughing about it but now its beginning and he is upset about it?
Me being 15 while watching them rant about hating "kids": 👀
Same 😬
I feel personally attacked. Your mouse VS my joystick, let's go.
I did not expect FUNKe of all people to be on but I won't lie this is so cool
why does elmer fudd look like michael cera and shia labeouf had a baby
Angel:Welcome to heaven why is your head not on your neck.
Chinese guy: Oh me some Japanese guy and his friend had a competition to see who could chop off more heads they even posted the results in the sunday newspaper.
Angel:Oh im so sorry.
Chinese guy:Oh thanks.
The crossover no one expected
Dude, iv been watching your videos all day from a year ago to months to even 2 or 3 years ago and you really make me laugh and i thank you for that, it really helps but i just go on youtube and the first thing i see if your videos and as i keep scrolling its just your videos, i counted 23 of your videos untill i saw another content creator, well that and ads in between your videos. Again i just wanted to say thanks for making me laugh with your smart comebacks to everything and your jokes, i really enjoy your content and keep up the great work, enjoy the rest of your week.
Dammit, Jackson's tricked us agin with a still image.
Idk about “tricked” he’s always that red still picture he must be feeling bummy or something lately
Hooking death row inmates up to a matrix machine for gamers to control is literally the plot of one of those trashy Gerard Butler movies, it's just called GAMER.
"There's no war crimes in paintball"
Awesome to see my boi FUNKe here
Ah yes, the man who likes Weezer.
Quick Fact: You’re not first.
f
This is my favorite episode yet
I saw the thumbnail and immediately clicked, never thought my boy FUNKe would be on here lol.
Cri, van gogh is my favorite.
They also got so much stuff about his life wrong.
2:39 Funke’s arm is being mauled by a wild dog.
Never in my life have needed something so much and not knowing until I received it.
I was in utter shock to see FUNKe on the official podcast.
Yeh
k
Ok
Bruh the fist first person who didn't say first
Yeh
Ok
Fact: you will not find something smart enough to say in time to survive to the top of the comment section.
"smart"
Wrong
Wow i remember watching FUNKes tf2 back in the day i still have his weezer outro song stuck in my head
I love it when jackson forgets to put the picture in the video
Tik tok has corrupted a lot of great songs and the majority of tik toks are skimpy girls trying to attract simps.
Something tells me you have never downloaded tiktok
@@aubrey4991 who would? I have seen plenty. Look at addison rae. She's a simp magnet.
also they may or may not BE UNDER 18
Prince of Darkness you realize that only a small population of people do dances and thirst traps. Addison gets a TON of hate for being a dancer
Luna Moon I’m p sure a majority of tik Tok is little kids and teenagers dancing and I could be wrong but I’ll never use the app so I won’t know
Tell FUNKe to upload more TF2
or Upload im general
I think he is trying to distance himself from tf2
Lmao
Let him move on dude, tf2 has been devoid of content for years
he hasnt uploaded tf2 in a long time bro, you gotta let it go.
I searched Human Plastination and it is literally a scene out of Hannibal haha
Nobody:
Me in quarantine: *CUS WHEN FUNKE'S IN THE HOOD*
Cr1tical looks depressed in this entire podcast
He kinda looks that way permanently
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone
That's actually quite cool thanks for the story
@@Platnium.Hunter Yay
I'm calling the ambulance
oh okay nice
Holy shit this is the crossover I’ve always wanted
YOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BOY FUNKE MOVIN UP