Russell Howard's Good News - Series 7, Episode 1

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  • Russell looks at talking toilets, banned cartoons in Russia and the scariest service announcement ever.
    Watch new episodes of Russell Howard's Good News every Thursday at 10pm on BBC Two.
    Follow the show on Twitter at / bbcgoodnews
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  • @bigboredthing
    @bigboredthing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    I love the fact that Big Cook Little Cook was essentially two comedians seeing what they could get away with on kids TV. The innuendos were solid gold on that show.

    • @joelrobinson5457
      @joelrobinson5457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I need a compilation

    • @CharleyWales1999
      @CharleyWales1999 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And now it's 2022 and they've remade it with two women and no innuendos. Why would anyone want to watch it now 😂

    • @theperson211
      @theperson211 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ik such crap

    • @MezMcG
      @MezMcG ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@CharleyWales1999 You mean they made a show purely for children instead of a show for kids but with a nod to the adults who have to watch it? What kind of monster does that? One with no children or who has never had to child-mind, that's who. The sneaky adult content of some shows is what kept me sane during my niece and nephew minding days.

    • @CharleyWales1999
      @CharleyWales1999 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MezMcG Same! 4am starts with my nephew were made better only by the little adult jokes, like you said, I mean, remaking it to be purely a cooking show is boring, I'd put on the Food Network if I wanted that 😂

  • @madiooch96
    @madiooch96 7 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    Ugh! This show is awesome! I really wish they would come out with a new season. We need this level of positivity nowadays.

    • @prv5282
      @prv5282 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Season 8,9and10 are out this is from 2012 i think

    • @TheGayMuffinLord
      @TheGayMuffinLord 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We need series 11 now.

    • @user-ix4nq9yz8k
      @user-ix4nq9yz8k 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Gay Muffin Lord your name tho

    • @kateb1761
      @kateb1761 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      he has a new series now, called the russell howard hour

    • @arouba1773
      @arouba1773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You have no idea mate

  • @TheeRyanBrice
    @TheeRyanBrice ปีที่แล้ว +20

    5 years later and I find myself here...
    Watching Russell Howard...
    On TH-cam...
    Because I'm bored and need a smile...

  • @jackosullivan1132
    @jackosullivan1132 6 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    There's a kebab store in Denmark called kebabistan

    • @aarondixon3312
      @aarondixon3312 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Jack O there's one in Ireland called kebabylon

  • @me-cp7he
    @me-cp7he 7 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    This is better than most of the things we have in the U.S. because most of it is tasteless drama

    • @amberleigh7772
      @amberleigh7772 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *Whispers*watch Mrs browns boys

    • @umbriumbrella3491
      @umbriumbrella3491 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sapphire Spell Uh Mrs Brown's boys was first aired in Ireland... So it's a UK show, not American.

    • @amberleigh7772
      @amberleigh7772 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Captain Dani ye I know I was ayin to watch it because its my favourite

    • @trucetruce335
      @trucetruce335 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just watch cartoons and fiction

    • @jocomfiresin6982
      @jocomfiresin6982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Late night comedy or satirical news is the only kinda news I watch. Granted many of the hosts are currently from Australia or uk.

  • @MrSailmakers
    @MrSailmakers ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Whenever I need a laugh or to get cheered up, I just watch Russell Howard.

  • @bbgunp
    @bbgunp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    ... The movie ninjas are a very very bad idea, because there are some people who use fight then flight and might punch them, or God forbid they have a heart condition

    • @Jess-rq1ft
      @Jess-rq1ft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly someone does that to me they're getting a broken nose

  • @thestarshavefallen
    @thestarshavefallen ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "I bought my first sheep at 16" - ah yes, the welsh flesh light.
    "Youll get pretty intimate with Frank"

    • @hannahcooper4403
      @hannahcooper4403 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Best comment I’ve ever read

  • @meredithmonroe9723
    @meredithmonroe9723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I know this is years later, but that story about Evan made me cry. What a dear, sweet boy.

  • @justakidwholikesmstrlmnt2009
    @justakidwholikesmstrlmnt2009 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Best. Comedian. Ever.

  • @qrow7566
    @qrow7566 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The cinema skit he did still to this day makes me laugh, awesome joke

  • @NomenEstLegio
    @NomenEstLegio 7 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    xD I should mention that "Nee" (pronounced as "neigh") is the Dutch word for "No"

    • @ivoxvxi7482
      @ivoxvxi7482 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      NomenEstLegio REALLY. I thought he actually turned into a horse

    • @NomenEstLegio
      @NomenEstLegio 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same. But then I realised that not every English speaking person speaks Dutch. Thought I might lend a hand.

    • @tictacmaniac7415
      @tictacmaniac7415 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's German too :)

    • @NomenEstLegio
      @NomenEstLegio 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      FutureBot Well those two were Dutch and technically speaking the German word is "nein". "Nee" is more 'speaking language' than official language for German

    • @tictacmaniac7415
      @tictacmaniac7415 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NomenEstLegio, yes, it's colloquial language. Nevertheless, it still means no :)

  • @parkerhahaha
    @parkerhahaha 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Cinema ninja sounds like a great job lmao

  • @nadineteuntje8557
    @nadineteuntje8557 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    15:30 ‘nee’ means no in English. I’ve laughed so hard from the horse joke I can never hear it again!

    • @ad-manchannel1017
      @ad-manchannel1017 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nadine Teuntje no nee does not mean no the word no means no

    • @badartist0078
      @badartist0078 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nadine Teuntje neeeeeee

    • @MezMcG
      @MezMcG ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ad-manchannel1017 Nay it doesn't. Not always 😁

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    8:55 - 9:03 Then Ireland was like "Hold my pint" and crashed a car into some kids on a field trip for a PSA.

    • @emilyb1426
      @emilyb1426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmfao at least its effective?

    • @SansCharlielola
      @SansCharlielola 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice seeing you here

    • @erenjeager4987
      @erenjeager4987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      America: hold my beer
      *literally advertises a school shooting*

    • @isdrevenge8764
      @isdrevenge8764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've seen that. They see me rollin

    • @katywood8593
      @katywood8593 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      omggggg i forgot abt that one

  • @DJsleng06
    @DJsleng06 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Felicity Ward, so good

  • @Willzb-xk4ew
    @Willzb-xk4ew 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I actually encountered one of those cinema ninjas
    I didn't shit myself but let's just say the woman wasn't in work for a week and I was banned for 6 months

    • @isdrevenge8764
      @isdrevenge8764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'd have way too much fun with that job

  • @alvesh129
    @alvesh129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That kid had more chicks lookin at him in those 5 seconds than i did in 17 years. Lmfaoooo but for real that was a real tear jerker im glad that kid got what we take for granted good on him!

  • @hoebread7584
    @hoebread7584 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    What else do we want
    "To lose our virginity!"

    • @DaDARKPass
      @DaDARKPass 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's that flag?

    • @aphyTTR
      @aphyTTR ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DaDARKPass assuming you mean their pfp, it's the transgender flag with OP's bread character on it

  • @RealSalica
    @RealSalica 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    You should share this every week ...can't believe we have to wait a year to watch it

  • @linoriester9153
    @linoriester9153 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    DUN DUN DADADADA DUN DUN DUN!!!

  • @jasiebecknell3364
    @jasiebecknell3364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    What I wanna know.. nahaha.
    Oh, God, that just kills me. It’s always ten times as funny when Russell laughs at his own bit.

  • @PinjaEmilia
    @PinjaEmilia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I put this video on but managed to almost fall asleep till I heard the word Finland, hah! But I remember that ad, I thought it was brilliant 😁👌

    • @Julia33066
      @Julia33066 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ngl I thought it was the one that killed the kids

    • @YouBazinga
      @YouBazinga ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Julia33066 Some are still alive :)

  • @cannaweallgetalong7168
    @cannaweallgetalong7168 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The big belly button has me laughing so hard!! Felicity hit it, on a number of spots🤣 Love your show Russell!!

    • @blastedninjar7750
      @blastedninjar7750 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Perhaps you'd enjoy bill and Ben

  • @jackantor100
    @jackantor100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Went to see russel in dublin a month or so ago hilairious!

  • @switchinblades9645
    @switchinblades9645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Russel oh my god the boy says “nee” it means “no” in dutch. I’m laughing so hard

  • @clancytheredpanda5169
    @clancytheredpanda5169 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:27 I love how he says more pictures.... It so cute!

  • @challengegravity
    @challengegravity 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I still don't understand why this awesome show isn't available to my country (Australia) on TH-cam, and yet it's been on television here.
    ...thankfully I've got a VPN - so a quick push of a button and then it's _no worries, mate._

    • @KaiPonVisp
      @KaiPonVisp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Adam Walsch I believe it's not available to you *because* it's on TV. I think they blocked access to the videos where you can watch it on TV so people who can't watch it on TV can watch it. I dunno.

    • @jocomfiresin6982
      @jocomfiresin6982 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hug one of those weird jumping rats for me before they all burn to death.

  • @amyy2403
    @amyy2403 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Felicity ward made me fucking squeal 😂😂

  • @ailicon
    @ailicon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    First 11 minutes and I'm already crying from laughing

  • @jaydenjones9450
    @jaydenjones9450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You are here in 2020 because you are in lockdown and got nothing else to do and you realise that Russel Howard is the funniest person and Russel Howard’s Good News is the best

  • @pragyamalkani3183
    @pragyamalkani3183 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Russell is so effin fit

  • @NoNameMcJagger
    @NoNameMcJagger 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I cried while watching this! xD Never stopped laughing

  • @Chloe4656.
    @Chloe4656. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I miss this show so much

  • @jackmulcahy5046
    @jackmulcahy5046 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The Finnish public announcement really drives the message home , creepy as fuck tho

  • @mr_Mmph
    @mr_Mmph 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Aw yis, a whole bunch of episodes on a friday.

    • @amberleigh7772
      @amberleigh7772 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Julian Daugaard same 10 months later

  • @rickyanderson6984
    @rickyanderson6984 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Russel, if you were born back in the Middle Ages, as the court Jester, do you think you would be able to provide satisfactory entertainment for Henry the 8th.

    • @GameTryer6
      @GameTryer6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The best comment I’ve ever seen

  • @FaeQueenOG
    @FaeQueenOG ปีที่แล้ว

    I once saw a van for Lino Flooring with "Lino Ritchie - Hello! Is it me you're looking floor?" - so good xD

  • @Jolandatommy
    @Jolandatommy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She was great

  • @historycracker5713
    @historycracker5713 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love 💕 this guy!!!!!!😆

  • @bigsealgaming9012
    @bigsealgaming9012 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Evan is a year 8 in south craven I know him and my brother did a talent show as a comedy act with him in year 6 hothfield junior school

  • @irishgamingchannel77
    @irishgamingchannel77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    theres a kebab shop in ireland called kebabylon

    • @fiercestpond4722
      @fiercestpond4722 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hell's Gate please tell me theres five of those.

    • @irishgamingchannel77
      @irishgamingchannel77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      only saw one :3

    • @callmeeko517
      @callmeeko517 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hell's Gate
      Where? I'm going to Ireland soon, I wanna see that.

  • @NataliaLampraki
    @NataliaLampraki 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    russell !!!!

  • @DainnGreywall
    @DainnGreywall 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    that was creepy... watched episodes yesterday, last upload 5 months ago... next day. ton of episodes comes out lol

  • @christinamann3640
    @christinamann3640 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Making a brother’s room girly is small potatoes. I once helped coworkers do that to an office. 💖

  • @brentsmith5647
    @brentsmith5647 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brilliant 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @bbyjscx
    @bbyjscx ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg big cook and little cook, I remember actually watching that every day after school. So bad lmao.

  • @janinemurphy888
    @janinemurphy888 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂😂😂😂40:01 ohhh my days the 🎶 😂she’s awesome, I laughed my booty off 👏 💕

  • @jonathanshaw7355
    @jonathanshaw7355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There was a hair dressers near mine called Curl Up and Dye.

  • @dousalproductions6152
    @dousalproductions6152 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I owe my life to you sir

  • @Lubluues
    @Lubluues 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    FUCK YES

  • @leafyleafeon3825
    @leafyleafeon3825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Mfw the sheep got more applause than the man

  • @haterkek
    @haterkek 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That first clip escalated quickly. Like how do you go from stamps to bombs?!!!

  • @laneslash6639
    @laneslash6639 7 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    "Over in America, have you seen the way they're trying to stop 'drink' driving?" I think Russell needs to stop drunking.

    • @5sos648
      @5sos648 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      LANESLASH in England and Ireland drink driving and drunk driving means the same thing...

    • @laneslash6639
      @laneslash6639 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      5sos Oh. Well then. That explains it.

    • @darksnakenerdmaster
      @darksnakenerdmaster 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      so do you mate. either that or auto-correct
      fucking hates you

    • @samlewis3555
      @samlewis3555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Drink driving = drunk driving
      Same thing

    • @maxmdmc7435
      @maxmdmc7435 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and Scotland

  • @the1khronohs40
    @the1khronohs40 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    And, as of december 2020, iPhone 5 is still the best one they've ever made.

  • @FireFreddy02
    @FireFreddy02 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love this guy XD

  • @ziadt4264
    @ziadt4264 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I subscribed mostly cuz this guy is Hilarious

  • @christianmartinez1137
    @christianmartinez1137 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    best stand up comedy

  • @tingtangwillabangbang6114
    @tingtangwillabangbang6114 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Merry Christmas

  • @adampetrie8941
    @adampetrie8941 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was painting while watching this so you know what happend

    • @jocomfiresin6982
      @jocomfiresin6982 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You laughed so hard you slipped and painted yourself a new asshole?

  • @CranberryDave
    @CranberryDave 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Felicity Ward's panda shirt though

  • @allysonlewis1576
    @allysonlewis1576 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My daughters who are all grown up now wouldnt leave the house to go to school until big cook little cook had finished. So funny.

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:20, Dan Daru, Denver local news clown, does the fluff stuff, like Harvest Festivals and Baby Scaring......he's Awesome!!! yes, I'm from Colorado, Engleweird to be precise.

  • @samstreveler3335
    @samstreveler3335 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm American and I have never heard of the talking urinales

  • @Elizabeth-mt9lj
    @Elizabeth-mt9lj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Yas

  • @mistermagicmusic
    @mistermagicmusic 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    8:40 This one word gave me a laughter-filled heart attack.

  • @erinobrien8408
    @erinobrien8408 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:46 Thank you Lenny Henry!!! 😂😅

  • @ravenkingofthedarkness7631
    @ravenkingofthedarkness7631 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:40 Giggity! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm fucking dead

  • @Erulin68
    @Erulin68 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Girl should go to Egypt... There's a Chinese restaurant in Ciaro called : "Wok like an Egyptian"'

  • @shadophaxx2401
    @shadophaxx2401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Alli-gay-tor is my spirit animal

  • @chrilin5107
    @chrilin5107 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    9.24 😱 scared fhe shit out of me

  • @shadowcullen1157
    @shadowcullen1157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I be running like that if I saw my cat when he’s angry

  • @rustygamer1786
    @rustygamer1786 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    what... i live were that guy shot himself in the buthole... go 775

  • @Gothbeast11
    @Gothbeast11 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    What was the music in the burnt toast scene??

  • @interestingchannelname8684
    @interestingchannelname8684 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Finally these are available in Scotland

  • @lapsedgoth
    @lapsedgoth 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    oh, the series with guest stand up~~~

  • @thatboredaroace
    @thatboredaroace 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Uploaded on my birthday, 6 years ago.

  • @RetroBrownyGaming
    @RetroBrownyGaming 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    03:00 All you need in life is a friend willing to drive you naked.

  • @Anna-sj3lz
    @Anna-sj3lz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thai takeaway near me called the thaitanic

  • @raymondh3893
    @raymondh3893 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    yess

  • @billmarshall5040
    @billmarshall5040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wonders how many Cinemas Ninjas have been knocked the hell out!!

  • @mikaandyotamarnold1028
    @mikaandyotamarnold1028 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    nei means in dutch : no

  • @vandegriftowen
    @vandegriftowen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Love the show but I'm wondering why Russell is shaking with his left hand.

  • @pukkapupsworld
    @pukkapupsworld 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the women at the end killed it

  • @a.demifemiflapo5795
    @a.demifemiflapo5795 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't watch in the UK but now I'm not so here goes 😂

  • @DJBEANZzROADTO1K
    @DJBEANZzROADTO1K 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    please howard do these again

  • @chrilin5107
    @chrilin5107 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    16:38 genius 😂

  • @jogryning
    @jogryning 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Woooooo!

  • @lolroflmaoomgwtfbbq1
    @lolroflmaoomgwtfbbq1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    17:33 JELLY SIDE DOWN!!!!!

  • @howHumam
    @howHumam 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That comedian in the panda dress is fucking hilarious.

  • @gsmith7309
    @gsmith7309 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It looks like the Sheep actually enjoyed that❤

  • @goodbyemra7917
    @goodbyemra7917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:36 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @andrewwhite1305
    @andrewwhite1305 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Talking urinals? Replace the voice box with one of somebody being waterboarded...lol

  • @trash8258
    @trash8258 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Edinburgh but has me wheezing

  • @thatmaskedboi7364
    @thatmaskedboi7364 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    While watching the falcity ward cats part my cat brought in a mouse

  • @davidcater887
    @davidcater887 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'd be pissed to be even
    Every kid treating him diffrent would piss me off. God bless that kid.

  • @isdrevenge8764
    @isdrevenge8764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:41
    Giggety Giggety. Giggety Goo. Stick around
    18:59 I knew it was coming but I still laughed so hard

  • @jenniferh9627
    @jenniferh9627 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    How does the projector work?

  • @tanawindinn7888
    @tanawindinn7888 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    F&$king finally

    • @pints6994
      @pints6994 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tanawin Dinn Fanddollarking finally

    • @adamjbrown809
      @adamjbrown809 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tanawin Dinn your pic matches you saying that 😂

  • @Megashark4ever
    @Megashark4ever 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Should have said "hippopotuMice"