Johnny Cage: Stop sniffing around Cassie and Sonya. Kano: Can't, I'm like a dog with a bone. Johnny Cage: You're gonna be a dog with a fist up its ass.
From bumbling idiot to wise, experienced father, Johnny Cage had indeed evolved since day one!! He's a king. Edit: Grandmaster Blueberry Ice is my favorite taunt of his lol! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Jericho: How's it going, Pee Pants? Johnny Cage: Did Cassie tell you that?! Jericho: Whoops. XXXX Jericho: So you and Sonya had a kid huh? Johnny Cage: I know. Especially after the snip-snip. Jericho: Not something a kid ever wants to hear. XXXX Johnny Cage: How's Babs, Jericho? Jericho: How's your jaw, Cage? Johnny Cage: Still sore from that right hook. XXXX Johnny Cage: Why is it so hard to believe that I beat Shinnok? Jericho: Because you have the personality of a sanding paper. Johnny Cage: Jerk.
Jonathan: Grandma Carlton told you my secret! Cassandra: Johnny pee pants? Jonathan: I had one accident. ONE! Me: (roflmao) Oh dear! That’s funny yet i feel sorry for you J-man.
Johnny Cage: I hear i'm the one who takes down Shinnok.
Raiden: It is his amulet which finishes him.
Johnny Cage: Yeah, but this guy softens him up.
Kabal: Your movies suck, Cage.
Johnny Cage: I'm the highest grossing movie star ever.
Kabal: Doesn't mean they're any good.
Typical later lmao
Johnny Cage 1: We. Are. Sexy.
Johnny Cage 2: We are sexy bitches!
Johnny Cage 1: This is rigoddamndiculious.
Best movie reference ever!!
Johnny Cage: My green magic, your green outfit.
Jade: By the Gods, no
Johnny Cage: Your loss, sweetheart.
Johnny Cage: Wait one sec, Nosferatu.
Baraka: For what, Earthrealmer?
Johnny Cage: And, action!
Jax: English please, Cage?
Johnny Cage: Does Jax eat snacks by the tracks?
Jax: Jax whacks hacks across their backs.
"What kind of sick-ass question is that?"
The only time Cage loses his cool.
“Busted! I knew you were a fan!”
Hahahahaha! I fuckin’ love Johnny!
Johnny and Cassie strike me as able to have conversations consisting entirely of movie quotes.
Baraka: Where are your weapons?
Johnny Cage: My body's my weapon, Fang Face.
Baraka: Ha! Then you fight unarmed.
Johnny Cage: What's cookin', good lookin'?
Cassie Cage: Ewww, No Seriously?!
Johnny Cage: Wait, what?! Not what I meant!
you are literally just reposting quotes
D'vorah: This One's larvae will eat you alive.
Johnny Cage: What are they, baby paparazzi?
D'vorah: If paparazzi are deadly insectoids.
You wish.
Johnny Cage: H-
Every woman in the series: *ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT*
Johnny cage is my favorite mortal kombat character
I had no idea Noob Saibot was so eager to get into Johnny's pants.
Oooh Myyyy....
I like that everyone enjoys smack talking with Johnny.
Johnny is really funny.
Admit it, you want to watch his movies
@@ryanlogan9792 Ninja Mime looks like it will be tight lol.
My favorite interaction:
Johnny: How is Shao Kahn not a Shokan?
Shao Kahn: It’s irrelevant, imbecile.
Johnny: Dude, I lose sleep over s**t like this!
Cassie Cage: Anything you can do, I can do better.
Johnny Cage: I can do anything better than you.
Cassie Cage: No, you can't.
YES.
Liu Kang: We come from different worlds Johnny!
Johnny Cage: Aren't you from earth realm too?
Liu Kang: i mean i come from the real world!
Cage killed a god
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!
More like Kang killed a Actor
Johnny is so frivolous and flippantly dead funny!
"How is Shau khan not a Shokan?
"Its Irrelevant imbecile"
"Dude I lose sleep over shit like this!"
I love it when Johnny Cage talks to his wife and daughter.
Johnny Cage: I hear you're fast.
Kabal: You'll be dead in a split second.
Johnny Cage: Bring it, Speedy.
Ha! Looney Tunes reference.
14:50 I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen Geras laugh.
I have a question: Why Johnny Cage wearing his sunglasses in Fight Mode? But in Story Mode Johnny Cage without using his sunglasses.
I’ve always wondered that. And we don’t even have an option to unequip his sunglasses
Dialogues are very funny to me. I bet Johnny Cage
Joker: You remind me of that Hal fellow...
Johnny: Is it my sick-ass green glow?!
Joker: No, your just both in shitty movies!
I gotta say my mom said Johnny is sexy.
You mother is right
@@jatmat3 She is. She likes his lips.
Sonya: You are begging to be punched in the face.
Johnny Cage: No. No! Not the face!
Sonya: Reverse psychology at its best.
Johnny Cage: Y'know, I'm live-streaming this.
Jax: You have what, five followers?
Johnny Cage: Whole world'll watch me kick your ass.
Johnny Cage: Stop sniffing around Cassie and Sonya.
Kano: Can't, I'm like a dog with a bone.
Johnny Cage: You're gonna be a dog with a fist up its ass.
Jc what kind a name is kabal
Kabal: u gotta better name cage
Carlossss
half these comments come from alexander wells
damn man I swear this dad is HOT AFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
“I have no time to socialise”
Yeah same Sub-Zero
I love it when Johnny and Cassie casually sing before a deathmatch.
So he's like the Green Arrow of MK11, dialogue-wise.
How do i tell which one is past and present Johnny Cage?
The hair
From bumbling idiot to wise, experienced father, Johnny Cage had indeed evolved since day one!!
He's a king.
Edit: Grandmaster Blueberry Ice is my favorite taunt of his lol!
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Jericho: How's it going, Pee Pants?
Johnny Cage: Did Cassie tell you that?!
Jericho: Whoops.
XXXX
Jericho: So you and Sonya had a kid huh?
Johnny Cage: I know. Especially after the snip-snip.
Jericho: Not something a kid ever wants to hear.
XXXX
Johnny Cage: How's Babs, Jericho?
Jericho: How's your jaw, Cage?
Johnny Cage: Still sore from that right hook.
XXXX
Johnny Cage: Why is it so hard to believe that I beat Shinnok?
Jericho: Because you have the personality of a sanding paper.
Johnny Cage: Jerk.
You should update all the other intros with the DLC and maskless characters.
15:17 Blade Runner!
*snrk!* Scrotal...
Actors leave no marks on history .
Cages: Ronald Reagan
Nice Bladerunner reference.
7:03 My favorite
Yes.
Yup that's all true
Kitana and Jade's Quotes (9:53 and 11:24)
Dude, you didn't do the other character intros.
" *RONALD. REAGAN.* " God that got me good
4:16
1:47 🤣
This is NOT one of your Motion Pictures.
That explains the kickass production values!
The danger is real.
12:26 Oh oh Cage!
Jonathan: Grandma Carlton told you my secret!
Cassandra: Johnny pee pants?
Jonathan: I had one accident. ONE!
Me: (roflmao) Oh dear! That’s funny yet i feel sorry for you J-man.
13:05 Terminator?!
EX-terminator.
Outro music?
Light Utopia by Formantx.
And who said this game is bad?
Looking forward to a kinder, Gentler Outworld
Why? Because i am a woman?
Well, that, and you're banging Liu Kang.
3:46
16:19 The fuck…
Johnny Cage for Super Smash Bros.
I think so too.
I got 69th like
0:24 gay