CURSED TTTE Merch: Lead Paint Lucifer (Extended Episode/ Compilation!)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 พ.ย. 2024
- Similar to my Dark Side Of DOWT video's; I thought it'd be fun to look at cursed Thomas & Friends merchandise too! Remember that while some of these may be licensed products; a good portion are not! Be careful what you buy!
Opening Footage from Thomasultimate1213: • RC2 Thomas Wooden Rail...
Outro Music: soundcloud.app...
Thomas The Chav Engine: • Thomas the Chav Engine
Music: • Overworld Theme - Supe...
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“This picture has more lead than was used during the Battle of Gettysburg.”
As your local American Civil War novice, I’m fairly certain that there’s more lead in that picture than what was used during the entire war.
I felt like I was low-balling it! 🤣
Thank you for this comment brother man it got a good laugh out of me and I needed it
As a Civil War Enthusiest who has friends that do reenactments?
I will second this observation of lead usage exceeding total wartime use on both sides.
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I think lead paint poisoning is a fu--ing UNDERSTATEMENT.
@@ItsTrainBoy 7:29 GOT ME DYING and I can’t stop repeating it
One of those Thomas “Transformers” is battery-powered - I’ve seen a video demonstrating it … the lights flash and it walks with a dead-eyed purpose … whilst playing Gangnam Style on loop … it’s that terrifying it’s also kinda beautiful!
The lights are there to distract you while it steals your soul.
Video? cuz I’m curious
gangnam style 💀💀💀
@@do_you_see_banana_man here’s the video: th-cam.com/video/6Oq1lkseC1M/w-d-xo.html
@@perfectharvestmlpstudios9152 thank you!
22:41 *Lemme Take this fine lad for a Spin right here*
24:54 *Don't mess with Thomas*
22:16 has to be the best joke that describes what merch can do to character in the course of their existance.
“We live in a time where knock-off companies make better toys than the people that own the brand”.
Welcome to the Transformers fandom.
If that's not your speed, the Warrior Cats fandom is the next door to the left
amen
*coughs in legacy*
@@TravTrevTV And look how many teeth we had to pull to get here. Plus, 3rd Parties have some excuse for charging as much as they do due to being illegitimate, whereas Hasbro charges as much as they do due to greed. The rate of their price increase doesn’t match the rate of inflation.
What I’d do to own Light of Peace…
Update: turns out $120 isn’t that much.
I don't know if this was a 'Cursed Thomas toy compilation' or a Sodor Jail tour
I know it is the the deep pits of hell or the weed ƮᕼOᙀᘜᕼƮ.
09:40: “but don’t drink any drink this guy gives you”
He looks like he’s gonna give me a cup of pure protein
Wasn’t aware that Akihiko was in T&F….
Have I watched the original videos already a million times? Yes.
Will I watch this video anyway? Definitely.
Same.
"We live in a time where the knockoff company's make better toys than the company that owns the brand" the ttte fans: hold my beer,
r/Ihadastroke
Exactly
@@TheLastE2why does it translate to English lmao
Every merch Mattel and Bootlegs are really Cursed being. so hilarious 🤣
Only good thing Mattel makes are hotwheels cars, the track sets aren't
@@Oma_Ender and the older merch back 10 years ago was cool by them
Mattel did redo wooden railway
...what?
Every braincell you are really gone
Thomas fans when someone breaks into their house: DIALS BERTIE THOMAS THOMAS
2:22 And with that, Salty turned into Big Poppa Pump and cut a promo on Diesel where he used math to determine his chances of winning at the Great Railway Show
1:56 more like a Krabby double deluxe in one bite
James paid for the whole Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim. He's going to EAT the whole Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
Or Monster Krabby Patty
Or kelp fries
1:13
Smash alts for Thomas’ friends
A billy alt for Duck
A Bill/Ben alt for Sir Handle
And a Green alt for Rusty that might be a reference to Splatter or Dodge
Half an hour of Thomas knock offs that should be your sleep paralysis demons?..
Sign me up :)
Trainboy: Well that Thomas face is creepy and shouldn’t be on shelves
Bachmann Thomas: *exists*
Trainboy: Touché, Touché
Watching these always makes me laugh and I forgot my little cousin got some cursed thomas merch and it hurts to look at it
Yay, all of my favorite cursed Thomas imagery, in one handy compilation video! My life has been fulfilled!
12:19 “very notable role in the attack on the Plarail Gas Station”
I’m dead. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That colouring book was made alongside the chezh dub in the mid 90s
Or maybe the slovak dub idk
More cursed merchandise to give us nightmares
This is why we don’t let trains incite eldritch rituals
The part where he said " someone dial bertie thomas thomas " was priceless 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
6:11 “I remember this Thomas 996 from the suffocation station!”
That long Salty is his first wooden railway prototype
I've actually seen jasper and have walked by him several times....... I feel like it's watching me, like it's eyes burning in the back of my head
7:35 I’m sorry did I just see a Siege Astrotrain painted to look like Thomas and has Thomas’ face? Why do I not hate it yet hate it SO MUCH?!?
8:33 from what I’ve seen from happy C his side rods actually move. remove the soundboard and paint him black and you have diesel with moving siderods
“Gordon Get out of there you’re in immediate danger stop smiling!!!!!!!”
I just realized the lady in the second part has trouble pronouncing "railway"
2:22
Okay, but like, the prototype wooden railway salty looks like he's an alco RS3
2:10
While I’m 99% it’s airsoft as a random fun fact, that rifle is the French “FAMAS”, so it’s Thomas the FAMAS lmao
2:14 This looks like a Famas..? But its OBVIOUSLY a Tramas! (Tbh it sounded better in my head)
6:51 “shortcut shipping?”
“I don’t know what shortcut you’re taking”
“But I ain’t taken it with you”
Jasper is from KLCC in Malaysia lol. Rode him a couple of times when I was there as a kid. There was also a really cool Thomas one on the 3rd or 4th floor I think? I'm not sure. But it was there, so........thats cool.
Laughed the first time at the tire being stolen and I laughed at it again, not necessary at all but still hilarious
18:46 LIVE Bertie reaction!
9:08 James lover is spitting bars
We did it! We found an extra layer of Hell! We cannot go any further than this!
God has left us to die, we have nothing to do, what shall we do when we have stuff like this
2:48 *Create more happy*
That Big Loader toy was peak childhood entertainment for me
7:35 I’d lowkey buy that
Therapist: trickmaster Tomas can’t hurt you Trickmaster Thomas 1:16
i sadly own this item
This has to be one of the best and funniest videos ever on the internet, love dis sh*t
Oh no the chain saw! Love u trainboy keep up the great work bro!
Chain saw❌
Thumper saw✅
8:05
3:35 lol
the multivitamin gummies hit DIFFERENT
2:03 most iconic
8:04
"Alright, send James... wait, so he's on holiday in Spain? Might as well ask Hen-, wait, what you say? Henry achieved the power of flight and flew away? Fine, I might as well send Diesel 10- wait, you're saying he's currently wearing a hat made of chains over his face and going on a rant about math equations that will spell disaster for Diesel at the Great Railway Show? *sigh* Today is not a good day for this railway."
There used to be a Thomas ride with Thomas and two troublesome trucks but when I came back there once.... he was gone :(
I actually have the Lionel Thomas and James, and the reason for the face looking so strange is that it's actually a plastic cover. The default face is smiling, and they came with several different faces that fit on top.
2:23 That’s a prototype design of salty
@17:00 and @17:20 I want that Gordon tho. Gordon waggling his tongue?! Yes plz! Don’t rightly care if he’s a knockoff. He’s making me laugh!
8:19 it’s so bad I want this toy!
8:22 it’s so bad,I want this toy so bad!
Ur content cheers me up all the time and is really fun to binge watch kudos!
We still need the Tomas tattoo
5:28
Salty became an American switcher
“Where’s Percy? *blah blah* oh yes he’s imprisoned for tax evasion” How does he do his taxes?
I honestly remember having one of those thomas phones as a kid no clue what it did but I remember having it
Here's what I interpreted from the whole spazz scene at 26:14
oh, my udduboat
(unintelligible)
whinebepokiname
whiybeasoblin
whatwetalkinabou?
(unintelligible, with some "oh"s ocasionally thrown in)
mahweelsaregoinround, mahweelsaregoinroundanround
choo choo! choo choo!
yahweguud! (yahweguud!)
yeh!
(more unintelligible)
hanstotheright! hanstodaright!
ohhh...
(unintelligible)
yeah,baybee! (yeah,baybee!)
i (i) whatoo!
(final unintelligible)
AH
1 of the fun things about knock off merchandise is the packaging in the weird stuff it says. End the pictures because you said "It's a picture of an engine farting" XDDDD
Train boy I love your. Content and never stop making vids
I was rewatching the last cursed merch video as this vid dropped
Bro what did thumper do😭
Lmao the intro is to good
Companies really didn’t want to get a copyright strike so they just made these mutants from the shadow realm and the backrooms. Except real companies that just messed up big time! Like what kind of people approved of these!? I would pick tomy playrail!
19:05, the series is called trackmaster crash and repair
18:03 2 and a plank of wood
15:05 next ep is a leokimvideo
Does anyone know where I can find the source of the “evil train from mcdoogle” at 17:15
Correction you can only find the mattel bootlegs on Ali express
so it turns out THIS ( 4:12 ) is offical, it is 1/2 prototypes of the wooden railway salty!
Also "Blue Car and Green Car" are Thomas and Percy
I still have that Thomas bed frame in my garage
Why I feel like I had gusto choochoo in my childhood
Anyway now he's in my grandparents garage siting there as a flower pot because i broke the wheels
4:51 I Have that got it from a cousin in Japan
Some Ertl faces are also trying to have a crabby patty
Duck would have an aneurysm sees that they think that he's from the south 😂
This is gonna be good
YES NEW F**KING VIDEO
Train and friends and friends adventure. Create more happy
Percy runs away and another storys
3:29 this one came from my country Australia
Laughed so hard at #5.
so we have train go go
and we can see what the train does does
made me kinda bust out laughing
Am i the only person to notice that at 13:30 Percy IS GREEN SIR HANDEL and THEY CALL BILL DUKE?!?!?????????!1111
Johnny do the dishes johnny’s face 3:22
i cant beleive percy is in prison for tax evasion
watched this video and remembered i had the thomas gun
Nice we’ve got a new short and a new video in one day!
This Thomas and Friends Japanese looks funny to me.
Tomato soup Duck, my favorite flavor and character
I actually saw a gusto choo choo at NorthlandZ at flemington 😭😭
22:56 ist something from cezch republic (btw im from Slovakia)
Get this stuff and destroy it like an off brand Plainrock124
When I was a child...I have the gusto choo choo Thomas.......and I somehow feel guilty
Thomas isn't broken anymore he's completely evil and all he sees is evil
Hey trainboy speaking of McDougall the frozen man (don't remember name) he said something about Thomas the tank engine a coincidence I think not
I love your beard or mustache
I’m morbidly curious to see what Train Go Go does does.