At one time, I played Arsenal with a map Villa, with randomizer. I got a concussion rifle and “camped” on the top of the houses. I won with a 128, and a killstreak of 126.
@@bananaman5268 I have bad internet too. It sucks. Like sometimes my internet spikes and if I play overwatch people sometimes fly in the air and my ability doesnt work :/
The same thing happens when I play arsenal. I’m like really good when I’m not talking and focused but then when I have to multitask when playing a first person shooter I’m not as good
Flamingo: Tapes mannequin head to self Also Flamingo: “Ow ow ow my head... ow ow ow ow ow... I have made a mistake, it hurts. My hairs will be ripped out. Edit: Flamingo As well: Takes off head... tapes it back on and complains
Albert: Beats fake wife to death
Kirsten: scared noises
felipe *scared noises*
and felipe *left the chat *
ameen eagle
Felipe is already dead have some respect
why is this garbage the most liked comment on here
@@CoolFer3 well hes not dead for me hes a legend
Problem *Albert gets tape stuck in his hair*
Solution “KIRSTEN”
@Jasmine Hayes No stop
Why does this have 92 likes
I want them to make vids together again
@Thomas Diaz no
Thomas Diaz no
I love how Albert is a grown man and he kills mannequins with their arms lol
Their?
@@user.2110ken yeah?
@@user.2110ken yeah?
Yeah?
@@Gaeve2105 yeah¿
imagine being kirsten and albert just comes in with a mannequin head on his head and says : "help"
Wow
They broke up
@@animerampageroadto8057 did they?
@@Nothing-wi8hd yes
@@Nothing-wi8hd yeh they did :(
*flamingo becomes “hot”*
*me worries about his hair*
flamingo ; doesn’t listen and dyes it
Same
I've never felt so bad for Albert
Tumble Elf same
Same but HE killed his ex wife when she fell
Nobody:
Albert's Mannequin: *I've seen things that I can't unsee*
Hi
Useless “nobody:”
7:48 is something you should cherish in ur eyes
chill mug There is no point in the “Nobody: “ It’s stupid.
@@mrmeme8803 yes
Albert: tapes head to his head
Also Albert: *regrets everything he did*
Lol
Random youtuber tapes mannequin head onto his head lives to regret it
-dhar mann
8:58 YOU WERENT GETTING WHAT????
7:48 oh god his veins(?)..
No those are pressure marks
xenopsycho sorry no time for science class got to make flam flam focuz
What?
Ew
albert swole
Albert: see! *dismembered body* relationships just fall apart!
Kirsten: *is scared*
He should make more videos with her
Bëãütïfüł_çãprïçørñ Xx she is quacking and shaking
@@elizabethhall5726 wanna get to the operation room of the hospital? Continue the scam.
How to Burn Your Family oof
Elizabeth Hall wanna go to prison? Continue scamming and get arrested!
"See, a lot of you NERDS are playing arsenal"
that got me
he play Arsenal so He is A Nerd
7:48 look at his veins😨
smelly 🤢
Alberts dance partner: *DIES*
Albert: *Beats Him because he dies*
XD
XD
Thats what i did
I hate it when my hot anime babe dies, man it’s just so annoying when the amputate their arms
*yeah they do that*
Imagine kirsten's face when albert explained "i got this thing stuck on my head"
lmaoo
ay is u
@@lordvinduim.ilikebloxycola9861 ay is u
@@genuinelyspoken6611 ay is y’all
' Beauty is pain, all my hair is ripping out right now. ' - The famous Quote of Albert
At one time, I played Arsenal with a map Villa, with randomizer. I got a concussion rifle and “camped” on the top of the houses. I won with a 128, and a killstreak of 126.
HOW??
@@realistraccoon maybe i was a lucky ass idk
0:21 life lesson: if you pull someone’s arm off, slap them with the arm.
LMAO
A-
You mean: if you pull someone's arm off, beat the sh*t out of them with their arm
@@fluer7604 YOU WATCH FLAMINGO :0
lol
2:11 mAmA I nEeD hElP
The way he said that sounds cute xd
Sheila Playz I had the comment first
@@lunalixvlogs5020 oh sorry ;w;
Sheila Playz don’t worry
OwO
Sheila Playz ㄗ丹尺匕 卄丹卄 匕卄丹匕'Ｓ 下∪匚Ｋㄥれム 下∪れれㄚ ᴸᴼᴸ ᴮᴱᶜᴬᵁˢᴱ ᴵ ᴸᵁᵛ
M҉y҉ g҉i҉r҉l҉f҉r҉i҉e҉n҉d҉ X)
Imagine walking in his room randomly and see this:
"hot babe challenge" makes me laugh so hard lmao😂😂😂
7:48 Look at those muscles, dam xD
Damn* spelt it wrong yw
@@SGTsofi I did it on purpose.
@@SGTsofi Stfu.
Mairiial smh
*Albertstuff has returned*
" come on! Im playing so stupid!"
*is in the lead*
if your happy and you know is clap your...HANDS NOOB IM HOTTER NOOB HEHE
Angel Peigan wut-
@XChloe GamingX people can act that way too 😐
@@aurelia.4851 OHHHHHH
Nobody R/wOoOoSh
0:21 Albert: suddenly starts dancing with a mannequin and randomly breaks the mannequins arm and beats the mannequin up lmao
whenever his babe dies, he tries to investigate by beating her up.
0:06 Albertsstuff is taking over the body, Flamingo is resisting...
LOL
We all know what he was gonna say...and it ain’t pretty.
“Bi” smash table do not swears
Me:oh i understand raging is the cure!!!!😁😁😁
4:15
Edit: tf- why do I have soo many likes like i made this because i could watch the whole video after doing the time pause and forgot to delete it-
nerds are playing arsenal without a hot bi- *smack smack* without a hot babe by there side
7:47 im terrefied of those arms...
Same
@@The-space-pirate-king imagine getting crushed by those arms
@@yannipaoladelacruz1546 My profile picture is my reaction
@@The-space-pirate-king lol
Same here, the funniest part is that he says he’s weak.
“And I’m making a lot of excuse’s right now.”
- Every gamer ever
Albert could become the new bandites hehe
2:19 me when my mom brushes my hair
Ikr XD
so relatable xD
Same
:/
Gacha life I would pay anything to get that stupid ugly app of the existence of the universe
I was saying "don't do itttttt" in my head when I saw him taping the head to his hair
Same lol
Keep up the great work love u 😍
Same
Omg, same. I was like, "Smh. Never tape anything onto your head. Bad Albert.."
w-wat I-I don’t get it..
i love how he entertaining us, even he trying harding on the game lol
Albert dancing with the mannequin and then hitting it with its own arm is amazing
albert : *gets a really nice unusual skin*
"I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT"
me : *visible pain*
I know
"That was not worth 1.7k" *•_•*
It is pretty ugly
yep qwq
1.7k was good, at least it's not like me, spending 100k battle-bux and only got two
Albert: *dies*
Also Albert: *screams and rages*
Also Albert: *gets a kill and says thank you*
do more vids of this please!!
albert: oh my gosh i have so much lag right now
me: *plays roblox on a 2007 mac*
*haha. I am one year of macintosh ahead of you*
Seth01Master I play roblox on a light bulb beat that
Me playing with 5k Ping
Lmao
I'm playing arsenal on nokia and I have 4-8 fps
once upon a time there was a man named albert whos iq was so high he duct tape a mannequin head to his hair
Dsaadeejs
Cptgarf was everything to do with my friends today you can come to my house
yes
XD
underrated comment
Totally big brain
"My Computer is lagging"
Viruses: yeah i wonder who made your computer lag
This is the video when I see Albert experience pain. 😂😂
Albert: "I'm lagging so bad right now"
Me, playing the game with 130 ping at 34 fps: "Seems legit"
That ping for roblox is pretty good. The fps is terrible. 130 ping without spikes is great
@@ttmcyt-exploits4435 No no no no. 130 ping with spikes. big spikes. big enough that sometimes I can't shoot for a second or three.
@@bananaman5268 I have bad internet too. It sucks. Like sometimes my internet spikes and if I play overwatch people sometimes fly in the air and my ability doesnt work :/
130 ping is ok
When u play. Play close to router and request other not to use wi fi
I wonder what Kirsten thinks when she hear Albert screaming and hitting things in the other room
shes prolly like "ah a normal monday"
@@aryianalukemire1688 probably*
Could you stop.
Lee Th3Bee she made a post in tiktok hearing albert scream
kirsten sleeping albert: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
You know when artz goes silent to you the universe's options are: something bad happens: nothing happens: something good happens:
him saying "woah
at the beginning sounded like multiple people saying "woah"
nobody:
literally nobody:
albert: mama i need help
2:11
Exactly lol, best of the vid XD
It his GF
@@nilufakhatun6262 Albert said “mama I need help” he didn’t comment “mama” Albert actually said “mama I need help” you didn’t even watch the video
Every kid in the world: *Am I a joke to you?*
*i love how he says thank you whenever he kills someone*
*yes*
Yws
Who doesn’t
Who screams and rages when they are on a losing streak
ME :(
Very polite gentleman
OW OW OW Albert: buati is pain me: luaghing none stop 😂😂😂
This is why I love flamingo and this is why I love arsenal:
me too thats why im better then u
@@jameelleo8090 Lol watch your words kiddo, i could destroy you in a 1v1.
@@2xxdevils try me 😈
@@2xxdevils lmaoo
11:31 this face touched me on a spiritual level
Same
Same
He was crying inside and you can really see it
less than a minute into the vid and alberts hitting "the new family member"
y am i not suprised
That sounded very wrong.
Yes.
Yes its he's girlfrend and he's mother so
SWEET HOME Alabama
@@austinphillips6730 dat fake
Albert:stutters Albert after 2 seconds:destroys desk
0:00 “ WOAH ☠️🔥👿😈👹” damn that scared me
Albert: *literally duct tapes his entire head and hair*
Me: that was a huge mistake.
Albert 5 seconds later: ow oW OW!
Ya know
*mY hAiR*
@@jacobflores9336 boi you a scamer
Play team fourtrees 2 in roblox like if you argree
His hair is so messed up now
"Dont put tape on your head"
"R.I.P albert and his viewers"
Edit 1: Also were rolling
Lily Esbensen I did the same
What do you mean “Edit 1”??
Are you gonna edit it again, orrrrrrrrr....
And do you mean “Who were scrolling in the comments?”?
Hm.
Confusing.
@@3starsburningbright it means my first edit
My flipping dream has come Finally you played Arsenal
Not even 30 seconds into video: *beats innocent mannequin *
7:48
*Notices how truly buff albert is and that he can actually literally rip my head off*
Holy fu- Albert is really buffed, and Buffed Albert dont look something normal.
Yeah when you see vains you know..
He has the marks of a gamer *slautes and tips hat*
I know I was about to say
OMG YOUR RIGHT .0.
Albert: * throws Mannequin to the ground *
Mannequin: "Luckily i'm already in a graveyard"
Bruh
no
lol
it took me a while to notice what you meant.
Well that's dark
Albert:ow ow ow!!!
Also albert:ima just tape this in my head
I feel so old.. I remember when this first came out
Albert: *dances with the mannequin*
The mannequin’s arm: aight imma head out
Arm. Not toe.
r/underratedcomment.
You're an arm not a head.. You can't head out tho
I don’t know if you copied my comment or we had the same thought...
Ha lol
Albert goes into the mannequin store
“OH NO HES BACK”
the store owner : Oh crap.... IT'S HIM AGAIN
true
IMAOO
That guys probably got 20+ of them
“My hair”
Also Albert: *hair pieces fall off his head*
"Mama i need help" I CANT-
Albert: Becomes a -hot- babe
Me: he’s evolving
Ceo of unfunny
aimarkeandra joe , ceo of no sense of humor
Tøastyxzera right
∅
aimarkeandra joe ceo of no sense of humor
Everyone: plays arsenal
Phantom Forces players: ok zoomers
Pf is kinda trash
E
EEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFEEEEEEEEEEEEEE one E is not real
Ok boomer
I can't stop watching this it’s so funny
I can't stop watching this it's so funny (chain)
nobody:
Albert: *bears maniquen with its own arm
“That’s not fair... except it’s fair...”
-Albert 2019
ok
k
Brave Dink you stealing my idea
Idk what to write here uhh its a general thing to say in this situations lol
That me but I use this line
"I want to die but I don't want to die"
(dies in arsenal) albert: everytime i die i wanna blame everybody besides myself
me: *you’re not alone*
@Thomas Diaz STOP IT ITS FAKE IM REPORTING U
To : ashley Maybe Albert said he wants to blame everyone because he hates everyone like his girlfriend because he said EVERYONE so yeah
blaming errybody beside u aint good, and also monke stinke
*you’re
As soon as I read this, he said it
"everytime I die imma blame everyone but myself"
*dies* *panics*
"AEhUh"
Mama I need help got me cracking up
"See alot of you nerds are playing Arsenal.."
Me: Yay its a shoutout for me
Yes nerd
Army!
A lot*
8:53 when you actually lag but nobody believe’s you.
LOL
Like every fortnite rager and blames it on the lag
its funny that when albert says ''mama i need help''
I Can Just Imagine A Burglar Looking In His Window Seeing All Those Broken And Destroyed Maniqin
no its mannikingn
@@masked803 mannequin*
@@applejuicerblx4546 i know this isnt reddit but r/woooosh
no its mannigshan 🙄🙄🙄
@@gracev1654 its manigeqquen
0:21 when someone rages in arsenal
true cause I do it to my laptop
@@sami220990 Uh oh
U
N
D
E
R
R
A
T
E
D
THATS ME-
@@thisuserlovesfriedchicken.6965 Stfu
Kirsten: *answeres door*
Kirsten " Hey mom"
Her mom: "So where's that Albert?"
Kirsten: "Oh-"
Albert: *SCREAMS LIKE 7 YEAR OLD GIRL*
Unoriginal
*cRinGe*
Why would her mom just go over to see albert, funny though
@@itzjustcream7063 mum
@@daviddixon992 It depends what country you live in. In Britian we say "Mum" aswell but in America it's "Mom" :))
At 24 seconds I was laughing very hard 😂😂
4:13 Albert:Oh I'm Good
Tanqr:Good Job Mate But keep Practicing
2:16 this is how I feel when my mom combs my hair lol
Ikr
Same
Lol but my mom doesn’t comb my hair my sis bcs we live with each other and I need bcs I’m a baby
SAme
Sufia Ali w͓̽o͓̽w͓̽ y͓̽o͓̽u͓̽ w͓̽e͓̽r͓̽e͓̽ 1͓̽8͓̽ m͓̽i͓̽n͓̽s͓̽ a͓̽g͓̽o͓̽
Albert: puts tape on head
Albert two seconds later: i regret this decision
I can feel Albert's pain lol
lets just ignore the fact that albert is buffed to the max i just love it
albert puts tape in his hair: ye this is big brain time
Haha tape go, BRRRRR
I put sily putty on my hair once
Yes
free rare pet pls
@@snarblewarbs6199 cool
Albert: **post vid**
Grammarly ad: im boutta end this mans whole career
BananaBread 438b *im boutta help this mans whole career
Pippa Squeaks I'm*
Tylenol ad: Ima bout to end this mans career
RIGHT
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA-
The same thing happens when I play arsenal. I’m like really good when I’m not talking and focused but then when I have to multitask when playing a first person shooter I’m not as good
The way he beat the mannequins abusive relationship😂😂
Flamingo: Tapes mannequin head to self
Also Flamingo: “Ow ow ow my head... ow ow ow ow ow... I have made a mistake, it hurts. My hairs will be ripped out.
Edit: Flamingo As well: Takes off head... tapes it back on and complains
Albert: I’m lagging
Me: lagging? I have the ability to teleport.
@@RobertRRDB are you a idiot its called bad ping
*TEACH ME* 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Heh
Every time I play the game King Crimson uses his ability. Everything freezes and a few seconds later everyone teleports.
@@thezarfbrothers4633 gold experience requiem
albert is an absolute prodigy
Cant stop laughing when tape in hair
Albert: Tapes hair
Hair: *Ight imma head out*
No pun intended?
Albert: ducktapes the mannequin head to his head
Me: *you did it, you crazy son of a darn you did it*
"ducktapes" lel
Gasper_ The ghost Son of a darn?
Anthony Powell not a thing so stop okay
Is no one not ganna talk how he almost swear at 0:06 😂😂
Gacha he said babe because b word is bi but I heard ba
I like when u say wow and like when u talk
2:10 me calling my moon THERES a cockroach in the bathroom be like:
0:16 Me and my hot bae getting a lot of kills
0:21 When my hot bae is on a other team and she's unarmed
OGG Spade lol I see what you did there lol “un-armed” lol
Yesh same, but its me unarmed lol
OGG Spade that’s me but the hot hot bae is my sister.
@@vxddr sweet home alabama
Lmao
“Its like an assist”
But it is a assist
.
Wait, that's illegal!
Victor James Scammer
Is AN assist
Albert lagging: AHHHh
Me and the rest of his fans lagging: just another usual day
"When you are on the last gun you need to use a knife."
*Confusion noises*
lol
Albert: *screaming*
Kirsten: Why is this normal...
Micah Pape IK I FELT SO BAD XDD