@@bananaman5268 I have bad internet too. It sucks. Like sometimes my internet spikes and if I play overwatch people sometimes fly in the air and my ability doesnt work :/
At one time, I played Arsenal with a map Villa, with randomizer. I got a concussion rifle and “camped” on the top of the houses. I won with a 128, and a killstreak of 126.
My heart: Walking: slow beats Running: medium beats Getting the golden knife in Arsenal: literal heart attack Edit: Hey guys thank you for 54 likes I’ve never had more than 10
Flamingo: Tapes mannequin head to self Also Flamingo: “Ow ow ow my head... ow ow ow ow ow... I have made a mistake, it hurts. My hairs will be ripped out. Edit: Flamingo As well: Takes off head... tapes it back on and complains
I love how he genuienly cares for us. ik that it might just be bc hes famous but i think its sweet that he doesnt want us to put tape in our hair bc it will hurt. I think that he would'nt joke like the way he does if he was'nt that famous or something. He would just think we are sweet and maybe even say hes thankful and that he cares. lets appreciate that he takes time to upload. and that he isnt like every other youtuber. Hes really sweet and i think he deserves this. we love you, Albert❤️
I’m just wondering what his girlfriend thinks when she hears him beating a mannequin with its arm then having to come up and get duct tape out of his hair xd Edit: OMG Thanks for the likes! 🤪
Albert: Beats fake wife to death
Kirsten: scared noises
felipe *scared noises*
and felipe *left the chat *
ameen eagle
Felipe is already dead have some respect
why is this garbage the most liked comment on here
@@CoolFer3 well hes not dead for me hes a legend
Problem *Albert gets tape stuck in his hair*
Solution “KIRSTEN”
@Jasmine Hayes No stop
Why does this have 92 likes
I want them to make vids together again
@Thomas Diaz no
Thomas Diaz no
Imagine kirsten's face when albert explained "i got this thing stuck on my head"
lmaoo
ay is u
@@lordvinduim.ilikebloxycola9861 ay is u
@@genuinelyspoken6611 ay is y’all
I love how Albert is a grown man and he kills mannequins with their arms lol
Their?
@@user.2110ken yeah?
@@user.2110ken yeah?
Yeah?
@@Gaeve2105 yeah¿
0:21 life lesson: if you pull someone’s arm off, slap them with the arm.
LMAO
A-
You mean: if you pull someone's arm off, beat the sh*t out of them with their arm
@@fluer7604 YOU WATCH FLAMINGO :0
lol
*flamingo becomes “hot”*
*me worries about his hair*
flamingo ; doesn’t listen and dyes it
Same
I've never felt so bad for Albert
Tumble Elf same
Same but HE killed his ex wife when she fell
Albert: see! *dismembered body* relationships just fall apart!
Kirsten: *is scared*
He should make more videos with her
Bëãütïfüł_çãprïçørñ Xx she is quacking and shaking
@Elizabeth Hall wanna get to the operation room of the hospital? Continue the scam.
How to Burn Your Family oof
Elizabeth Hall wanna go to prison? Continue scamming and get arrested!
I was saying "don't do itttttt" in my head when I saw him taping the head to his hair
Same lol
Keep up the great work love u 😍
Same
Omg, same. I was like, "Smh. Never tape anything onto your head. Bad Albert.."
w-wat I-I don’t get it..
7:48 oh god his veins(?)..
No those are pressure marks
xenopsycho sorry no time for science class got to make flam flam focuz
What?
Ew
albert swole
2:11 mAmA I nEeD hElP
The way he said that sounds cute xd
Sheila Playz I had the comment first
@@lunalixvlogs5020 oh sorry ;w;
Sheila Playz don’t worry
OwO
Sheila Playz ㄗ丹尺匕 卄丹卄 匕卄丹匕'Ｓ 下∪匚Ｋㄥれム 下∪れれㄚ ᴸᴼᴸ ᴮᴱᶜᴬᵁˢᴱ ᴵ ᴸᵁᵛ
M҉y҉ g҉i҉r҉l҉f҉r҉i҉e҉n҉d҉ X)
Albert: tapes head to his head
Also Albert: *regrets everything he did*
Lol
Random youtuber tapes mannequin head onto his head lives to regret it
-dhar mann
albert: oh my gosh i have so much lag right now
me: *plays roblox on a 2007 mac*
*haha. I am one year of macintosh ahead of you*
Seth01Master I play roblox on a light bulb beat that
Me playing with 5k Ping
Lmao
I'm playing arsenal on nokia and I have 4-8 fps
albert : *gets a really nice unusual skin*
"I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT"
me : *visible pain*
I know
"That was not worth 1.7k" *•_•*
It is pretty ugly
yep qwq
1.7k was good, at least it's not like me, spending 100k battle-bux and only got two
7:47 im terrefied of those arms...
Same
@@Space-pirate-king imagine getting crushed by those arms
@@yannipaoladelacruz1546 My profile picture is my reaction
@@Space-pirate-king lol
Same here, the funniest part is that he says he’s weak.
"See, a lot of you NERDS are playing arsenal"
that got me
he play Arsenal so He is A Nerd
Nobody:
Albert's Mannequin: *I've seen things that I can't unsee*
Hi
Useless “nobody:”
7:48 is something you should cherish in ur eyes
chill mug There is no point in the “Nobody: “ It’s stupid.
@@mrmeme8803 yes
11:31 this face touched me on a spiritual level
Same
Same
He was crying inside and you can really see it
Alberts dance partner: *DIES*
Albert: *Beats Him because he dies*
XD
XD
Thats what i did
I hate it when my hot anime babe dies, man it’s just so annoying when the amputate their arms
*yeah they do that*
8:58 YOU WERENT GETTING WHAT????
flamingo predicts gyatts?
he had a vision
imagine being kirsten and albert just comes in with a mannequin head on his head and says : *"help"*
LMAO
1v1 me flamingo
7:48 look at dem veins
@@rez3258 wait holy shiz
@Dog lover i didnt ask for among us code but thanks
Albert: "I'm lagging so bad right now"
Me, playing the game with 130 ping at 34 fps: "Seems legit"
That ping for roblox is pretty good. The fps is terrible. 130 ping without spikes is great
@@ttmcyt-exploits4435 No no no no. 130 ping with spikes. big spikes. big enough that sometimes I can't shoot for a second or three.
@@bananaman5268 I have bad internet too. It sucks. Like sometimes my internet spikes and if I play overwatch people sometimes fly in the air and my ability doesnt work :/
130 ping is ok
When u play. Play close to router and request other not to use wi fi
" come on! Im playing so stupid!"
*is in the lead*
if your happy and you know is clap your...HANDS NOOB IM HOTTER NOOB HEHE
Angel Peigan wut-
@XChloe GamingX people can act that way too 😐
@@aurelia.4851 OHHHHHH
Nobody R/wOoOoSh
4:13 Albert:Oh I'm Good
Tanqr:Good Job Mate But keep Practicing
I wonder what Kirsten thinks when she hear Albert screaming and hitting things in the other room
shes prolly like "ah a normal monday"
@@aryianalukemire1688 probably*
Could you stop.
Lee Th3Bee she made a post in tiktok hearing albert scream
kirsten sleeping albert: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
7:48
*Notices how truly buff albert is and that he can actually literally rip my head off*
Holy fu- Albert is really buffed, and Buffed Albert dont look something normal.
Yeah when you see vains you know..
He has the marks of a gamer *slautes and tips hat*
I know I was about to say
OMG YOUR RIGHT .0.
*i love how he says thank you whenever he kills someone*
*yes*
Yws
Who doesn’t
Who screams and rages when they are on a losing streak
ME :(
Very polite gentleman
At one time, I played Arsenal with a map Villa, with randomizer. I got a concussion rifle and “camped” on the top of the houses. I won with a 128, and a killstreak of 126.
HOW??
@@realistraccoon maybe i was a lucky ass idk
once upon a time there was a man named albert whos iq was so high he duct tape a mannequin head to his hair
Dsaadeejs
Cptgarf was everything to do with my friends today you can come to my house
yes
XD
underrated comment
Totally big brain
7:48 Look at those muscles, dam xD
Damn* spelt it wrong yw
@@SGTsofi I did it on purpose.
@@SGTsofi Stfu.
Mairiial smh
*Albertstuff has returned*
Kirsten: *answeres door*
Kirsten " Hey mom"
Her mom: "So where's that Albert?"
Kirsten: "Oh-"
Albert: *SCREAMS LIKE 7 YEAR OLD GIRL*
Unoriginal
*cRinGe*
Why would her mom just go over to see albert, funny though
@@itzjustcream7063 mum
@@daviddixon992 It depends what country you live in. In Britian we say "Mum" aswell but in America it's "Mom" :))
whenever his babe dies, he tries to investigate by beating her up.
Albert: *dances with the mannequin*
The mannequin’s arm: aight imma head out
Arm. Not toe.
r/underratedcomment.
You're an arm not a head.. You can't head out tho
I don’t know if you copied my comment or we had the same thought...
Ha lol
My heart:
Walking: slow beats
Running: medium beats
Getting the golden knife in Arsenal: literal heart attack
Edit: Hey guys thank you for 54 likes I’ve never had more than 10
Having a streak: *Dead*
when u r noob and got 28 kills on mobile
That happens to me also
thats exactly what happened to me yesterday. It was my first time i got the golden knife
The other player has 1hp
*Heart stops*
nobody:
literally nobody:
albert: mama i need help
2:11
Exactly lol, best of the vid XD
It his GF
@@nilufakhatun6262 Albert said “mama I need help” he didn’t comment “mama” Albert actually said “mama I need help” you didn’t even watch the video
Every kid in the world: *Am I a joke to you?*
0:00 💀0:53 when the disaster struck 💀
Albert: *literally duct tapes his entire head and hair*
Me: that was a huge mistake.
Albert 5 seconds later: ow oW OW!
Ya know
*mY hAiR*
@Jacob Flores boi you a scamer
Play team fourtrees 2 in roblox like if you argree
His hair is so messed up now
Flamingo: Tapes mannequin head to self
Also Flamingo: “Ow ow ow my head... ow ow ow ow ow... I have made a mistake, it hurts. My hairs will be ripped out.
Edit: Flamingo As well: Takes off head... tapes it back on and complains
0:16 Me and my hot bae getting a lot of kills
0:21 When my hot bae is on a other team and she's unarmed
OGG Spade lol I see what you did there lol “un-armed” lol
Yesh same, but its me unarmed lol
OGG Spade that’s me but the hot hot bae is my sister.
@@vxddr sweet home alabama
Lmao
I Can Just Imagine A Burglar Looking In His Window Seeing All Those Broken And Destroyed Maniqin
no its mannikingn
@@kit6594 mannequin*
@@applejuicerblx4546 i know this isnt reddit but r/woooosh
no its mannigshan 🙄🙄🙄
@@letsplaymeow270 its manigeqquen
“That’s not fair... except it’s fair...”
-Albert 2019
ok
k
Brave Dink you stealing my idea
Idk what to write here uhh its a general thing to say in this situations lol
That me but I use this line
"I want to die but I don't want to die"
less than a minute into the vid and alberts hitting "the new family member"
y am i not suprised
That sounded very wrong.
Yes.
Yes its he's girlfrend and he's mother so
SWEET HOME Alabama
@Austin Phillips dat fake
Albert goes into the mannequin store
“OH NO HES BACK”
the store owner : Oh crap.... IT'S HIM AGAIN
true
IMAOO
That guys probably got 20+ of them
This is why I love flamingo and this is why I love arsenal:
me too thats why im better then u
@@jameelleo8090 Lol watch your words kiddo, i could destroy you in a 1v1.
@@silxntvoice try me 😈
@@silxntvoice lmaoo
Albert: * throws Mannequin to the ground *
Mannequin: "Luckily i'm already in a graveyard"
Bruh
no
lol
it took me a while to notice what you meant.
Well that's dark
(dies in arsenal) albert: everytime i die i wanna blame everybody besides myself
me: *you’re not alone*
@Thomas Diaz STOP IT ITS FAKE IM REPORTING U
To : ashley Maybe Albert said he wants to blame everyone because he hates everyone like his girlfriend because he said EVERYONE so yeah
blaming errybody beside u aint good, and also monke stinke
*you’re
As soon as I read this, he said it
Albert: "Puts duct tape in his hair"
Me: U know thats gonna be painful.
Albert: ...
Edit: OMG! THX FOR ALL THE LIKES!!!!!
I know I said lol 😂
MelonyMelon ...?
Albert: *wraps it around his whole head*
U copied other people but used ur own words 😠😡💩👎👎👎👎
The like number is at 345....and right now its 3:45 where I live.....
0:00 “ WOAH ☠️🔥👿😈👹” damn that scared me
Albert " it feels like my scalp is being ripped off of my head"
me after wearing my hair up for a long time and taking out the hair tie.
Xx MayaPlays xX I CaN rElAtE
Jason Watson o,
XD
@PURPYT lol
Long hair girl problems
2:19 me when my mom brushes my hair
Ikr XD
so relatable xD
Same
:/
Gacha life I would pay anything to get that stupid ugly app of the existence of the universe
0:15 me when im hittin' the jig with my gril
0:21 me when i catch my girl cheating EDIT: oh my god thanks for so many likes 😁
LOL
Big oof
Gril yes grill
Loop yess
Lol
I love how he genuienly cares for us. ik that it might just be bc hes famous but i think its sweet that he doesnt want us to put tape in our hair bc it will hurt. I think that he would'nt joke like the way he does if he was'nt that famous or something. He would just think we are sweet and maybe even say hes thankful and that he cares. lets appreciate that he takes time to upload. and that he isnt like every other youtuber. Hes really sweet and i think he deserves this. we love you, Albert❤️
Right . Lol
I agree
🤓
npc
Albert: puts tape on head
Albert two seconds later: i regret this decision
Albert: Tapes hair
Hair: *Ight imma head out*
No pun intended?
"Dont put tape on your head"
"R.I.P albert and his viewers"
Edit 1: Also were rolling
Lily Esbensen I did the same
What do you mean “Edit 1”??
Are you gonna edit it again, orrrrrrrrr....
And do you mean “Who were scrolling in the comments?”?
Hm.
Confusing.
@@3starsburningbright it means my first edit
“Its like an assist”
But it is a assist
.
Wait, that's illegal!
Victor James Scammer
Is AN assist
imagine dating the smartest man alive, Kirsten is soooo lucky
ikr
Lol
Unoriginal comment
Wowsy no
SIMP
0:15
Ah yes when your dancing with your girlfriend and she falls and her hand get ripped and you start beating her up with her arm
So romantic 😍
😭😭😭
Lol
😂
I have been laughing at this for to long
Lllolollo
looking back noticing that plug used to be so pro at arsenal 😭🙏
7:46 look at those arms dude they are epic
I saw that to
Fraustrated from fps haha
Oml
Lieutenant Dan •6 years ago he buff
@@EenTand samee
0:21 when someone rages in arsenal
true cause I do it to my laptop
@@Mance9002 Uh oh
U
N
D
E
R
R
A
T
E
D
THATS ME-
@@thisuserlovesfriedchicken.6965 Stfu
Albert: ducktapes the mannequin head to his head
Me: *you did it, you crazy son of a darn you did it*
"ducktapes" lel
Gasper_ The ghost Son of a darn?
Anthony Powell not a thing so stop okay
Is no one not ganna talk how he almost swear at 0:06 😂😂
Gacha he said babe because b word is bi but I heard ba
0:21 Albert: suddenly starts dancing with a mannequin and randomly breaks the mannequins arm and beats the mannequin up lmao
"See alot of you nerds are playing Arsenal.."
Me: Yay its a shoutout for me
Yes nerd
Army!
A lot*
Albert: **post vid**
Grammarly ad: im boutta end this mans whole career
BananaBread 438b *im boutta help this mans whole career
Pippa Squeaks I'm*
Tylenol ad: Ima bout to end this mans career
RIGHT
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA-
*I don’t remember this episode of Dragonball Z*
Lol
Lol
Naruto*
(Because Felipe has Rasengan in thumbnail just saying so the joke works better)
i dont etheir lol
niga
i love how he entertaining us, even he trying harding on the game lol
2:11 **brings kirsten in room** “mama i need help”
Who is that
His girlfriend
@@melissaadams8276 his wife
@@xxxEarthEliafairyxxx Wtf its his girlfriend
XD
Nobody:
Albert: * beats his babe with her own arm that was ripped off*
I was dying laughing at that part XD (I swear I'm not crazy XD)
@Jacob Alexander scam
@Gman Plays i guess he is. NOT THAT THEIRS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT
@Gman Plays no i just like drama on you tube
Everyone: plays arsenal
Phantom Forces players: ok zoomers
Pf is kinda trash
E
EEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFEEEEEEEEEEEEEE one E is not real
Ok boomer
' Beauty is pain, all my hair is ripping out right now. ' - The famous Quote of Albert
I’m just wondering what his girlfriend thinks when she hears him beating a mannequin with its arm then having to come up and get duct tape out of his hair xd
Edit: OMG Thanks for the likes! 🤪
The tape is going to make him part bald lol
Shane Moore scam.
Shane Moore why are all these people calling me *faag* ?
Honestly Kirsten is the same ;-;
It’s probably the normal lol
albert puts tape in his hair: ye this is big brain time
Haha tape go, BRRRRR
I put sily putty on my hair once
Yes
free rare pet pls
@@snarblewarbs6199 cool
Someone: *kills flamingo*
Flamingo: AHHH DIEEEE
person: flamingo..? 🤨🤭
i Like ya cut g *screams*
lol
gogy
@No two annoying and unfunny people who make mediocre content and have their braindead fans listen to.
@No it's not jealousy, it just comes down to how mediocre their content is, all they do is add music and cut some clips, that's all.
7:48 look at his veins😨
smelly 🤢
@@Skyler-j8c what? how do you know what veins smells like?
8:53 when you actually lag but nobody believe’s you.
LOL
Like every fortnite rager and blames it on the lag
*him taping it to his hair*
Me: doesn’t that hurt- okay you did it anyway
2:16 this is how I feel when my mom combs my hair lol
Ikr
Same
Lol but my mom doesn’t comb my hair my sis bcs we live with each other and I need bcs I’m a baby
SAme
Sufia Ali w͓̽o͓̽w͓̽ y͓̽o͓̽u͓̽ w͓̽e͓̽r͓̽e͓̽ 1͓̽8͓̽ m͓̽i͓̽n͓̽s͓̽ a͓̽g͓̽o͓̽
Imagine walking in his room randomly and see this:
That thumbnail screams “rasengan!” “chidori!
Edit: yea okay rasenshuriken
Great thing someone commented it 😂
Ikr
my favorite anime it has rasenshurinken
Yea
You are late
1:36
"hEy brOTHeRs"
*screams of pain*
Albert: "It's like an assist."
Me: *it is an assist*
As soon as I read this he said it lol
albert but his IQ is 10x below the dumbest person on earth
@@puppie4242 noob
@@puppie4242 noob
@@puppie4242 Get noob kid
Crazy how different arsenal looked 4 years ago
Me: *sees albert duct tape the mannequin head to his scalp.*
Also me: I wouldn't-
Albert: *takes duct tape off slightly*
OW OW
misspelling duct tape
ductk
Duck tape 😂
a
@@Polaris66-r3p auto correct
Moral of the story: scream and panic when playing arsenal
been doin it for 216 levels, works like a charm
Lol true 😂😂😂😂
7:48 he must have been stressed out like for real also he got BIG veins oh wow I didn't expect to get even 1 like O_O thank you
yea
ikr
arsenal plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz can we have more arsenal content plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz its been 4 yearssss😿😿🤗🤗
Me: *skips 10 seconds twice*
Me again: *sees albert hitting something with a manaquin arm*
video: *loud sound*
Me: wut
First and best comment ever
@@gameplayfreinds3032 Or is it😎
That’s why you never skip
3 Candy Monsters no one cares
Kamila Delgado literally you saying that means your an idiot.
Albert: *WhY aRe YoU hItTiNg YoUrSeLf?*
Albert's mannequin: *help, i've fallen and i can't get up.*
@Jordan Wilson is this a joke or a scam? 😂
@@reonitez Scam
Jordan Wilson You, Sir, Are not still chill.
@@badubap_ hE's NOT chill *chill*
Jordan Wilson ew no
“Sometimes relationships fall apart”
-Alberto
"hot babe challenge" makes me laugh so hard lmao😂😂😂
"When you are on the last gun you need to use a knife."
*Confusion noises*
lol
Me: "I hope i also had a hot babe"
Albert: "Start smacking his hot babe"
Me: Ok nvm...
This is kinda funny. What’s your Roblox? 🤨
7:48 damn those musceles litrally i could see your veins
AHD Squad yea he looks ripped
He used to be really BIG BIG muscle on AlbertsStuff but those are the leftovers of his muscle.
I don't know men.. what if he just waked up? i got some of those too sometimes when i wake up
@@ashleydreamy1972 same
it could just be like that cuz he put his hands on his table cuz it happens a lot
OW OW OW Albert: buati is pain me: luaghing none stop 😂😂😂
Seeing flamingo with guns in a game makes me feel like I wanna shoot someone in meep city
(Edit) can this try to get 2k likes pls
Same with me, I hate Meep City.
Hehehe
It's finny
Oders
I know why lol
Amazook: *exists*
Albert: LOOK AT MY HOT BABE
Me: did you order that hot babe off of amazook?
Why did you say "of of" for?
Nononono, yes
Tesco:Hi-
Me wanting to be a myth: >:)
*Makes tescook*
“Albert gets tape stuck on his hair”
Objective: SURVIVE
shhoting Gamer shhoting Gamer
shhoting Gamer shhoting Gamer
shhoting Gamer shhoting Gamer
i broke the chain
i broke the chain
0:05flamingo: alot of you "nerds"
me:whoz youz callingz a nerdz?
Me: Takes one dollar from my mom
Also me remembering what albert said: *owww*
Albert: tapes head onto face
Me: knowing that it's gonna hurt bad
My brain: IDIOT
Haha😂😂
Haha😂😂
Haha😂😂
Haha😂😂
No u