Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar (Magic: The Gathering Parody)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 ธ.ค. 2024
- How a card got a long name.
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LYRICS:
It’s…Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar, oh!
It’s the best card ever, you should search for it with Ponder!
It is legendary so it can be your commander!
Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar, oh!
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay!
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay!
The name is way too long, there’s no room for a casting cost
Just pay 1 and discard-it’s written right here in the box
We haven’t had creature whose pronunciation’s hard…
Let’s start with Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar!
It’s Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar, oh!
To this card design I have to give my disavowal
I’d like to buy a playset! I would like to buy a vowel…
Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar, oh!
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay!
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay!
My wife and I seek counseling each Wednesday during lunch
Bill, what did HR tell you about sharing way too much?
You get a cookbook artifact? That’s really kind of wild
I’m telling you this creature’s like a Rakdos Julia Child!
It’s Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar, oh!
Well-defined black borders so there is no gerrymander
The other card designs are trash but please forgive my candor
Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar!
So if they have a Nevermore there’s no need to dismay!
They’d have to name this creature-and it’s quite a lot to say
A card that is so awesome they’ll wish they had Force of Will
I recently discovered I have a rash on my-BILL!
Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar, it’s
A card so legendary I promise it’s never boring
Could anybody here lend me a tube of Neosporin?
Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar, oh!
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Ooh new asmorano video coming up? Can’t wait
Only 13 days 23 hours and 30 minutes left for your new video? :o
Another Rhystic Studies video!? So dreams do come true!!
Next up: face that Grull no-thinking deck again...
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Can’t wait!
Asmoranorhysticstudiesvideoonthemaking
Lol Bill’s out-of-nowhere-real-life-shit really got me.
Facts!
But where is his rash?
Too bad this was done over a month ago by someone else.
@@synthedream Brandon - shhh - remember what HR told you
@@synthedream Where? I'd love to see it.
"Don't worry, they'll never be able to name this card with Nevermore!"
_The same time you release a catchy jingle that'll help players pronounce it_
Don't forget Pithing Needle! It'll be another Borborygmos issue!
You dont need to pronounce the name, according to the official rules you can also just describe the card, as long as the opponent understands which card you mean.
@@yugioh00Master00 yeah the fact that chance needed to be made just shows how some players would rather be rule sharks over actually proving they are good at a game
@@tallynnyntyg6008 just say the card with the really really long name. It should get it then.
@@vancepayne4238 That is, if they're not players who're perfectionistas. They could easily worm their way out of it by using an arbitrary name length to mean what you do.
"6/18/2021 Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar is pronounced just like it’s spelled."
MtG Gatherer, under 'Rulings'.
"11/8/2024 Whatever you do, don't eat the delicious cards."
Pros: I have definitely learned to pronounce it because of this video.
Cons: I still can't SAY the name, I can literally only sing it.
So no cons then?
SAME
Whenever I try to pronounce this card's name, it always comes out in song T-T
You kinda just have to sing it increasingly monotone until your just saying it
"I'd like to buy a playset!"
"I would like to buy a _vowel_."
Lol, love it! The lead guy's snark is so great!
Also love how the pronunciation drifts a bit towards the end to enable more rhymes. Also "Neosporin" lol.
I'd like to buy a bowel.
@@Crapcarp555 Spinning the Wheel of Torture, are we?
@@datboi5906 Bingo!
My favorite line in the whole thing
"I recently discovered I have a rash on my-" "BILL!" THAT'S THAT'S JUST A GREAT LINE
The fact that it's set up too. It's not out of nowhere, IT FITS.
@@pearceburns2787 yeah like when the setup happened I was thinking "why did they need that in there?" But then it did the joke and it turns out it's the greatest joke setup since Monty Python and the holy grail
But what was he going to say? I came here to know
In dutch, Bil is the translation for asscheek
I agree XD
Legend, Remy, simply legend. Just like the meals she makes, that name is a mouthful...
Inspiration!
The flavor text, if there were room for it.
Customers who have tried her "bacoronipeppercoliceggatrusive omelets" can naught but agree.
For those interested Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar and her book was name-dropped way back in alpha.
Now I wait for Ashnod.
the wait is real, we got Tawnos a few years back, where's Ashnod?! (and hopefully a new Mishra too)
I know but no, I would have agreed with you yesterday but now I've seen the true origin of this card thanks to our lord and truth bringer Remy
In black border, right? Because we already have Ashnod's Coupon. ; )
There are a lot of old names we haven't seen as cards yet. I even recently found another from a more recent set. We didn't get Ennor from Throne of Eldraine found on the card Stonecoil Serpent. What were his crimes and why didn't he get a card representation? Will he succeed in his revenge scheme? What will that look like? So much potential from a single cards flavor text.
Lucky you they just annunced the Brothers Wars set
I choose to believe this is actually how the card name was pitched and Wizards accepted it because of how epic it is. Great job Remy.
her name has been on flavor text before a LONG time ago so
Realistically the card was designed around the name rather than vice versa, but the impromptu musical number probably still happened either way.
Personally, I'm more interested in how the graphic design department reacted to being asked "So how much room can you give us for the mana cost on this?"
Giving them too much credit.
According to MaRo, the name was originally chosen for the character because it was the biggest name that could fit across the flavor text of a card in one line. When they wanted to give the character a card in MH2, they naturally had to come up with a way to give her a casting cost since they name, by design, left them no room to cram a normal cost in there...
@@egbert5871 I think this is referencing a short story from the old school Magic novels. This ones from before Urza and Mishra's lore was completely sorted out.
If I'm right, she was a mage who made a deal with a demon prince. He spared her life in exchange for 7 years as her working as his chef. She claimed she could cook anything. He took her up on it. If he wasn't amazed every meal, he would kill her.
She lasted the 7 years.
She made a cookbook.
She terrifys me.
I swear when I open this video I was thinking " Well it 'd be a short SKETCH on the very long name" ... AND THEN you came out with a full SONG? BRILIANT! Now I can sing the song to learn how to pronounce it !
When I play the card, I will simply play this song, hoping my opponent understands the gravity.
yeah. I wasn't ready!
Isn’t this a parody of a song about long words I can’t remember it’s name I think fear of long words?
@@clearcontentment3695 Its supercalifragilisticexpialidocious from mary poppins . Which im pretty sure the card is a reference too anyway since it has exactly the same number of syllables
Well, it's a cover of song, but it was brilliantly executed indeed.
I'm glad that I don't know how to say this card name. I had "Get Snappy" stuck in my head for over a week.
TWO SNAPPY?!
@@jackandrew-q9e Sell Snappy!
@@Ninguin they’re expensive, you can sell snappy.
@@jackandrew-q9e you got the boxtopper version....
Tu... tududu dudu dudu... tu dudu dudu dudu
Sacrifice two Foods : Cure Bill's rash
Thank you for that. Got me pretty good
"You get a cookbook artifact that really kind of wild/I'm telling you this creature's like a Rakdos Julia Child" absolute gem of a line, really well written
Favourite line! 😂
Before clicking I was like "Please tell me he used the Mary Poppins song that I can't spell."
After Clicking, "Fantastic."
Gonna listen to this two or three (hundred) more times, and then hopefully I'll be able to pronounce this cards name!
So you can Never more it? Me too.
The 20 downvotes are people who tried to name this card with Nevermore.
I am waiting for Gavi to came up with: "this is exactly what happenened when designing that card"
“It’s like Remy had a hidden camera in our card design meeting room!”
He did! He was pinged on the reddit thread and accused Remy of leaking footage of office meetings :P
@@KingBobXVI Pics or it didn't happen 😋
@@KingBobXVI poor Bill, getting exposed like that
This is so great. Up there with "I've played everything" . Seriously, get this man some more subscribers
They are all masterpieces. I often put them all while washing the dishes.
"I'd like to buy a playset!"
"I'd like to buy a vowel 😒"
A small detail that may not even be intentional:
"Well-defined black borders so there's no gerrymander"
Gerrymandering being the name of a silver-bordered card.
All puns are intended
"Rakdos Julia Child"
Why would I learn how to pronounce it now?
"I'd like to buy a vowel" lol. Quality video! Made my morning.
Me: Why did i bother to remember Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar name if i'm not playing her?
Remy mix hits the floor
Me: So that's why.
Bold to drop your magnum opus so soon. "I'd like to buy a playset - I'd like to buy a vowel." Amazing. "Like a Rakdos Julia Child." Astonishing.
This man can literally do everything and it comes out amazing!
"So which Remy song convinced you to finally back his Patreon?"
Well...
True, true... but I'm just wondering which video comment will spur the man to freshen up the offerings on said Patreon... I love everything he does, but it's sadly a little dusty over there...
It's rather difficult to say
"I would like to buy a vowel" XD Killed me
2 years and still one of the greatest parodies, if not the best. I'm amazed at all the different things you managed to insert in this video.
Always love your song parodies man. Also, for anyone curious regarding the ruling on naming her with something like Pithing Needle, the rules state that in place of the card's name, you can give a description of that card that can only apply to that one card (ie. "The card from MH2 with a super long name and no casting cost", but you can't say "long name Rakdos card").
yes, nikachu did a video of how the rule got changed on the pro tour. it involved demonic consultation shenanigans and the opponent was trying to exile his wincon, but it was a legendary named creature with two different cards, dude named the wrong one, but everyone knows what he meant.
@@Fausto_4841 yeah, dude named borborygmos when his opponent had borborygmos enraged, when the former never ever got played. There was a big stink about angleshooting and the rule being badly ruled
Yeah, you just have to identify the card unambiguously. Though in this case, I feel like just a couple failed attempts would be enough to get the message across too; if you're even in the same zipcode as the pronunciation, there's not really any other card name you could conceivably be trying to say.
I think most common usage for this card would be "Amoranda... something, you know, that card with the really long name" I think that's unambiguous enough for tournament play.
I also feel like just "Asmor" has become a common nickname for her but it's actually pretty easy to "name" this cards for effects like that because of the rule here.
I JUST bought this card for my buddy, because he's always telling me "just find me something wacky". I am totally breaking into song every time he plays this!
I enjoy how the pronunciation drifts
Also just a strong parody in general
Yeah, everything stays the same except the last syllable which was hijacked for rhyming purposes. I'll allow it.
Another reason for that is that supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is 14 syllables, whereas asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar is 13. Adding a syllable helps the song flow, this guy knows what he’s doing
I hope you had as much fun making this as I had listening to it! ♥
And I say: "What about... Alrund's Epiphany?"
She said: "I think, I get two 1/1 birds, right?
And take an extra turn..." ...didn't get further yet.
'Hey Brandy, can you make sure we have the conference room booked for 2pm on Tuesday for quarterly review prep?'
"Sorry Jim, Remy has it booked to film another one of his MTG parody vids"
'Damn it. At least they're funny vids'
"They are sir."
I like how they're still brainstorming the name of the card and Remy already had it printed with his chosen name.
It's a test card :)
Please. A full song. With everyone breaking out and dancing towards the end. With even the boss eventually coming around and joining in. This is wonderful.
Oooh yes yes
This is... Incredible! Wow. I couldn't have been more happy watching this!
"We haven't had a creature whose pronunciation's hard," is the best joke in the song.
The Friday Night sound bite of Missy saying "Bonescythe Sliver" just popped to mind
Awesome, just awesome.
One of your best so far
"Could anybody here lend me a tube of Neosporin?"
The I’d like to buy a vowel line was priceless
I love this. As soon as I could say the card I was singing this exact thing back when it was revealed.
Not only is she a cool chef legendary creature, but you'll never forget her!
Thank you for this video. Having this song in your head will really make pronouncing her name much easier.
Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar fills the same spot in my brain as Raxacoricofallapatorius from Doctor Who.
Unreasonably long words with too many goddessdamned syllables that make dopamine for some reason.
Or the Mighty Jagrafess of the Holy Hadrojassic Maxarodenfoe
This is pure brilliance, the genius of this man
I love it when a joke is so obvious it has to be made and the even when yoi expect it you end giggling. 😂 Well done, sir.
This... is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life! Remy, you're a genius!
I knew exactly where you were going with this. No other song would do. You truly are a gift to the Magic community.
What song is this to begin with?
@@samueljohansson2025 "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious," from Mary Poppins
Before this video, I didn't even bother trying to read or speak this card's name. Now I can say it, and sing it! Thanks for the useless knowledge Remy! Yey 🥰
This song will be the only reason I know how to pronounce this card. Thanks Remy!
I think I hear It already like 70 time and still can have enough. Its one of that thinks than always will makes me smile 🤣🤣🤣 Thanks you so much Remmy
1:00 I was waiting for that modulation
Bills confirming "Um diddle diddle um diddle ay" at 0:31 always gets me XD
Whenever someone needs to pronounce "Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar" I'll refer them to this video
the subtitles say "as murano mardico diced in a cul-de-carroll" thank you for giving me a way to learn how to pronounce this :D
The subtitles are different each time, actually...
This is my favorite yet. Wrote out the lyrics so I could sing along.
Lucky you, none of your colleagues arrived during the footage 😁 Excellent as usual.
I used to have Modern Monday as my favorite, but I think he topped himself. A brilliant combination of cleverness, humor, and proper song selection.
single-handedly helping the entire community pronounce the card properly lol
"I would like to buy a vowel" is absolutely brilliant line.
"We haven't had a creature whose pronounciation's hard"
Lhurgoyf: "Am I a joke to you, Hans?"
you're just insane Remy, get this man a wotc sponsorship
Nah man, they would water down his content like everyone else they sponsor!
Watching this video multiple times is definitely the best way to learn how to pronounce Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar.
Thanks Remy. I'm making the commander deck now.
Oh my gosh, I don't even play this card, but I love this video so much!!! 😂
Kanye: struggles to finish songs for new album
Remy: hold my Black Lotus
Hold my Ashnod's Coupon*
I just love how at first he's the only one pumped up for his crazy card and one after the other they get into it and start singing with glee.
I learned how to pronounce Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar waiting for the moment. When it came up naturally in conversation I did it flawlessly and nobody cared. Really took the wind out of my sails :(
We’ve never had a creature whose name is hard to pronounce.
Every homunculos:am I a joke to you?
Remy, it is time. Time for you to bring the world the Story of WotC: the Musical. Don't forget the corporate ne'er-do-well who slowly destroys professional play from within!
Not once have I ever regretted subscribing to Remy. Quality content every damn time.
Pretty sure he just wanted an excuse to sing Um-diddle-diddle-Um-diddle-Aye..
The Verry last line is comedy gold. Love it mate
Guess I'll be singing the name whenever I cast the card now. Only Remy's brilliant mind can come up with this.
I am now picturing an entire LGS bursting out in song each time someone plays this card...and it is rather a nice picture.
Boy, do you bring a smile to my face… this video is just… *chef’s kiss*
The part that isn't being acknowledged is that Brent nailed that on his first try.
Remy is so great! I don't even watch the videos anymore, I just show up comment, like, and then go about my day happier than I was before.
Thanks for another great parody Remy!
Well this is a smile I definitely needed on a Wednesday!
As soon as I saw this thumbnail I thought of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, that would be fun. And you definitely did not disappoint!
Have you every considered releasing an album? I can listen all day to your parody songs
And i thougth that Interplanetarypurplythorn Beast was large XD
I call her Bork-Bork. She's a chef and there's no way that name is in English so it might as well be Swedish.
I don't even play this game and I can't get enough of this song!
"He is a hero. Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed"
jesus, you really are my neighbor. tysons corner metro. rt7-gosnell rd intersection. the tjmaxx used to be tower records that sold mtg, where i'd search revise packs for duals.
cheers, thanks for all the epic content. :)
and "well defined black border so there is no gerrymander"...lololol
Another master piece!
Congratulations I've never heard of this channel before and you've won my like and subscription
I've actually seen someone make a whole series of images with lyrics for asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar set to the same tune. Sadly I can't take credit for it!
(The next part is the chorus, repeated with images of various monstrous legendaries throughout the song)
Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar!
Giving it her all and not afraid of going to far.
Cooking something wonderful no matter what your tastes are,
Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar!
um-diddle...
(with gyome on the BG)
When I was an apprentice chef, as snobby as you please,
I thought it was disgusting when I saw her recipes.
But now I know my audience and I have realised:
The students want variety as well as something fried!
(repeat chorus)
(with Oko on BG)
A poison apple can be quite amusing I am sure,
But then I found the recipe to make the perfect lure.
With food so irresistible I know they will consent,
And if they don't then they'll become the next ingredient!
(repeat chorus)
(lord of the pit BG)
It takes a special chef to cook for someone of my size.
Her food is all delicious and it's always a surprise.
She'll make your favorite meal from what you thought that you would hate--
HEY!
Yes?
(Yargle on BG)
ONE TIME I ATE A DEMON-
-AND NOW I'M WHAT I ATE!
BUUUUUURP!
GIMME SOME MORE!
SHE'S...... ASMORANOMARDICADAISTINACULDACAR!
Took me a minute to recognize the melody; very well done as always Remy.
This is everything I need in life. 😂
Your vids are amazing. it’s awesome to see a channel grow so fast!!!
Lol, sad my comment keeps getting deleted. This was done over a month ago on Tiktok.
Same
Your best one since naming removal spells. Your videos are all gold!
I've been a fan of yours for a while now and I look forward so much to your videos- but you really outdid yourself here! The lyrics are so witty and the song is so great- thanks for being the most interesting and funny mtg youtuber out there!
This is the most wild parody channel ever. It's way too specific, yet so great and I LOVE IT
That card really exists! Couldn't believe!!!
BTW Remy I love your song, I hope you make more and more. Really like it!!! Thanksss
Just saying the name is hard enough. Singing it though, multiple times in the chorus especially, I bow to your greatness
We really don't deserve just a legend that is you Remy, please, never stop.