Here’s a tip: while the left and right arrow keys skip the video by five seconds, the J and L keys skip the video by ten, with the K key acting as a secondary pause button. Put this knowledge to use when sponsorships don’t feature Rectangle Peter.
My problem with short-format content is how brain rotting/damaging it is, it is made with the intention of having you glued to the screen for hours on end draining dopamine while you're watching these super quick videos that your brain can't process because of how fast they go by and how much information they try to cram in so little time. I'm glad I deleted my TikTok account more than half a year ago and never watch YT shorts, Instagram Reels, etc.
You're so right. Even the YT Shorts with good intentions end up either not being remembered or understood because it just goes too fast. There's a reason school/uni lessons tend to last one to a couple hours per subject.
Not to mention, the name "YT Shorts" is now messing up the SEO of the much more elaborate and much more deserving "shorts", as in "short films/movies/animations".
@@gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179 I haven't even thought about the short films, that's completely true, the sh*tty ones end up overshadowing the good ones.
YT Shorts is me clicking on video I wanted to see, and then skipping past videos for half an hour finding one decent video and then scroll again. I do this until 3 hours have passed. I wish I could turn shorts off
ReVanced has an option for that. (ReVanced Settings → Layout → Shorts components → Disable in feed) Or mobile Firefox with addons. (uBlock Origin → Enter Element Picker Mode → we want to nuke "##.reel-shelf-content-wrapper", so enter that into the field and click 'Create') SmartTube Beta for Android TV also has an option to disable them in its settings.
If you're on your yt home page and you click the three dots + not interested on every short on your home page, they'll stop showing up for at least a while
@@Mount.TroglodyteIf you're on the youtube webpage there's actually an x in the top right of the shorts shelf that will hide it for 30 days. Fortunately this transfers over to the app too so you won't see any on that homepage either. This only works for the homepage and doesn't remove them from the related videos under videos but I've found that's been enough to cut down my shorts intake to zero.
Although your shorts are basically just bite sized shortened down parts of your long form videos, they are at least fun to watch and aren't brain rot like a lot of the stuff in shorts
its always insane to me to think that people scroll through the youtube shorts, the only moment i watch it is the ones that appear on my recommended, then i i get back and watch the others in the side, the moment i watch them all or the only ones that catch my attention im done with it fpr the day
So you DO actually say the "K" in Peter's last name. I have been subbed to his channel for years and years and years and years now and I have ALWAYS thought the "K" in Knetter was fucking SILENT!!!! Just like how the "K" is SILENT in "Knight" and "Knife"!!!! I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE GERE WHO THOUGHT THIS!!!!😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
the thing that always bugs me with shorts is how they put the captions one word at a time very quickly and animated as well as having wacky fonts and colors, which kind of completely defeats the purpose of even having captions in the first place and makes it even harder to read them
peter talked about shorts that cut right before the grand finale, and that reminds me of a similar thing where a short builds up to a grand finale and the grand finale does happen, but it's like super underwhelming and it lasts like 2 seconds at most before going back to the start, equally as infuriating.
I believe the use of tiktok and short form videos other than the days of vine has unlocked the most low quality bs of content to flood the internet and allows people to push bs, lies, or just the lowest of the low form content. Its so awful now its annoying its braindead
I hate how much youtube spams it. No i don't want to see shorts in my subscriptions or my home page. *IF* I actually cared ro watch shorts I'd go on the shorts tab
The youtube gods dont want ppl to know the truth. So many fake influencers. Welcome to the reupload. This video gets funnier every time with your edits xD
I've definitely seen some actually pretty good shorts, but that's because my youtube algorithm in general already tends to be quite specific, so I get stuff like a short about wether or not chainmail will help you survive getting shot by an arrow.
There are 4 main types of short form videos in my opinion: Ragebait videos (doing something obviously rage inducing to boost comment section engagement) Watchbait videos (leaving the payoff toward the end of the video, or sometimes just don’t include the payoff lol) Commentbait videos (pretty much obviously include something “SUS” or “Weird” in the background to boost comment section engagement) Or just a regular video with no bait attempt Legends say that including all bait types into one video skyrockets your channel into the stratosphere in half a day
This was quite hard to watch, not because the video itself, but because of these shorts. Not only that, they're also very narrow, which feels like an eye strain for me, like my eyes are trying to move vertically one below other just for that tall video shape. Also I kinda lost it at the Squarespace pun, that was too good.
I remember seeing some of my really short videos being turned into “YT shorts” and I mostly rather make longer videos than short ones, if I ever make another animation on my channel, I’m going to try to make it long too.
I hate them. I never did tik tok or snap chat for the stupid short videos that fry brains. Then facebook started doing it then youtube and TH-cam will never recover
i just noticed that the sister's voice in the jt video is so clearly an ai voicem, which means that jt's sister probably didn't have any say in this, and that he just made the whole thing up to try to get some sympathy subscribers. i bet that he probably already had like at least a couple thousand and at most one million subs before that, and he was hungry for more
Head to www.squarespace.com/peterknetter to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code PETERKNETTER
yahoo!
the vid is back
Peter Knetter eat farts
nuh uh
I can watch the whole thing now thank you!! 🤗
(Sponsored by Squarespace)
"Time to mash the right arrow key"
(Rectangle Peter)
"...Never mind, I want to watch this"
Here’s a tip: while the left and right arrow keys skip the video by five seconds, the J and L keys skip the video by ten, with the K key acting as a secondary pause button. Put this knowledge to use when sponsorships don’t feature Rectangle Peter.
@@SluggishRain wowie, i didn't know that!
remember when youtube only had longs?
remember when youtube was
Lmao
What are Longs?
I am long
Remem...
*I can't remember...*
This video can't stop dying
It was born with a bit of a heart defect
@@peter_knetter:o
@@peter_knetteryoutube
Just like my dog
@@peter_knetterpetre knetere
props for rerecording this TWICE
sticking it to the big tech
He uploaded it 3 times, not rerecorded.
short form content has ruined so much of various part of society, not just social media
Peter's story of uploading and reuploading and re-reuploading this video would be a fire YT short imo
Sup dude lol
@@PAHG2 Hello king!! ✨
THE SQUARESPACE AD HAS NO RIGHT TO BE SO WELL DONE
And that's why i hate ads so much. They are robbing Peter's time and effort and craftmanship. And our time too.
@@gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179he getting paid
Peter this is the third time this week you’ve shown “TH-cam Shorts Are Inherently Bad” in class
I hate the AI voice recaps of the movies.
My problem with short-format content is how brain rotting/damaging it is, it is made with the intention of having you glued to the screen for hours on end draining dopamine while you're watching these super quick videos that your brain can't process because of how fast they go by and how much information they try to cram in so little time. I'm glad I deleted my TikTok account more than half a year ago and never watch YT shorts, Instagram Reels, etc.
You're so right. Even the YT Shorts with good intentions end up either not being remembered or understood because it just goes too fast.
There's a reason school/uni lessons tend to last one to a couple hours per subject.
Not to mention, the name "YT Shorts" is now messing up the SEO of the much more elaborate and much more deserving "shorts", as in "short films/movies/animations".
@@gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179 I haven't even thought about the short films, that's completely true, the sh*tty ones end up overshadowing the good ones.
YT Shorts is me clicking on video I wanted to see, and then skipping past videos for half an hour finding one decent video and then scroll again. I do this until 3 hours have passed. I wish I could turn shorts off
I have a script on desktop that makes shorts not appear. I've been watching less youtube and more quality content :)
ReVanced has an option for that.
(ReVanced Settings → Layout → Shorts components → Disable in feed)
Or mobile Firefox with addons.
(uBlock Origin → Enter Element Picker Mode → we want to nuke "##.reel-shelf-content-wrapper", so enter that into the field and click 'Create')
SmartTube Beta for Android TV also has an option to disable them in its settings.
If you're on your yt home page and you click the three dots + not interested on every short on your home page, they'll stop showing up for at least a while
there is actually an addon called Hide shorts from TH-cam that I use to hide them, it works like a charm!
@@Mount.TroglodyteIf you're on the youtube webpage there's actually an x in the top right of the shorts shelf that will hide it for 30 days. Fortunately this transfers over to the app too so you won't see any on that homepage either. This only works for the homepage and doesn't remove them from the related videos under videos but I've found that's been enough to cut down my shorts intake to zero.
I've never even watched a "short" before, thank you for introducing me to this terrible, terrible world
You must have a very good life
Although your shorts are basically just bite sized shortened down parts of your long form videos, they are at least fun to watch and aren't brain rot like a lot of the stuff in shorts
Patter is brainrot. The good kind.
I'd gladly let peter rot my brain 🥰
Didn't know Patter made shorts
"This ones a classic!"
"What do you mean?, its brand new!"
Marty, we got to get your parents together otherwise you won't exist!!
That sponsor section was truly… something 😅
One of the few times I didn’t skip a sponsor segment lol.
@@S.J.C._Entertainment Haha, yeah! Same for me.
i think dudes a square
audio’s great this time!
YES!
“I’m pretty sure there are at least 2 cameras!”
Im too adhd to watch a 3 hour video unless I really like it, but im not dumb enough to watch youtube shorts either.
Omg konekokitten is that you?
@@werknemerful no I only like people that are of my own age range lmao
Hello my brother
@@hatcher365 mmmmmm mmmmmmm 👋
6:40 Peter learns of the… *MANY* bugs and glitches that they do *NOT* care to fix 😃
Ah yes, Bad ads 2. The sequel everybody wanted, but didn’t know they needed.
That has to be the best way to advertise squarspace.😂
its always insane to me to think that people scroll through the youtube shorts, the only moment i watch it is the ones that appear on my recommended, then i i get back and watch the others in the side, the moment i watch them all or the only ones that catch my attention im done with it fpr the day
the editing is actually insane
4:06 i spit my drink out watching poor "Pikachu" getting blown away
3:25 I like how the plush did a backflip
So you DO actually say the "K" in Peter's last name. I have been subbed to his channel for years and years and years and years now and I have ALWAYS thought the "K" in Knetter was fucking SILENT!!!! Just like how the "K" is SILENT in "Knight" and "Knife"!!!!
I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE GERE WHO THOUGHT THIS!!!!😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
literally thought the same
same lol
I thought the same too lol
I don't know how I knew the proper pronunciation this whole time, especially with my track record with names, but yeah
yeah no, i just discovered this yesterday thanks to an older video, lol
I love this kind of video, like your old bad ad reactions. I hope you will do these every once in a while
the thing that always bugs me with shorts is how they put the captions one word at a time very quickly and animated as well as having wacky fonts and colors, which kind of completely defeats the purpose of even having captions in the first place and makes it even harder to read them
peter talked about shorts that cut right before the grand finale, and that reminds me of a similar thing where a short builds up to a grand finale and the grand finale does happen, but it's like super underwhelming and it lasts like 2 seconds at most before going back to the start, equally as infuriating.
And that's all I need to see of the mindnumbing horrors of short form content to know that avoiding it has always been a good choice
Everytime I open shorts I get viscerally angry and take a bite out of my phone
It’s not just me who realized we saw the Address girl like 3 times right
The pun in the sponsor section was genius.
I genuinely didn't get the joke between the area and the sponsor until he said it.
Wow they got the real Leon S. Kennedy to do the episode?
Amazing! Peter would never look THIS hot!
Wow this is probably one of the best thumbnails I have seen.
It’s also nice to see the new camera man in a video.
your editing is impressively good, I have no idea why you stopped getting a good amount of views.
TH-cam shorts are so bad that he had to watch them thrice 😭
15:01 the subtle change of audio source was so well done
I believe the use of tiktok and short form videos other than the days of vine has unlocked the most low quality bs of content to flood the internet and allows people to push bs, lies, or just the lowest of the low form content. Its so awful now its annoying its braindead
Idksterling gyatt shorts, also it’s funny how some of the shorts are from OF girls
I hate how much youtube spams it. No i don't want to see shorts in my subscriptions or my home page. *IF* I actually cared ro watch shorts I'd go on the shorts tab
Blocker Knocker better be a recurring character.
It's the 4th upload is everything okay peter
The youtube gods dont want ppl to know the truth. So many fake influencers. Welcome to the reupload.
This video gets funnier every time with your edits xD
I've definitely seen some actually pretty good shorts, but that's because my youtube algorithm in general already tends to be quite specific, so I get stuff like a short about wether or not chainmail will help you survive getting shot by an arrow.
I honestly don't see shorts as I have them blocked, but jeez, it says a lot for the platform lmao.
There are 4 main types of short form videos in my opinion:
Ragebait videos (doing something obviously rage inducing to boost comment section engagement)
Watchbait videos (leaving the payoff toward the end of the video, or sometimes just don’t include the payoff lol)
Commentbait videos (pretty much obviously include something “SUS” or “Weird” in the background to boost comment section engagement)
Or just a regular video with no bait attempt
Legends say that including all bait types into one video skyrockets your channel into the stratosphere in half a day
The squarespace ad was an absolute delight to watch. I loved that.
I felt that I was on something during the sponsorship. I’ve never done anything like drgs but I imagine you see square peter
Honestly, I prefer pants more than shorts.
Rip Peters sanity
the cat one genuinely changed me as a person
Peter the squarespace ad made me eat my pants
3:23 use me as a replay button
This video made me laugh so hard, I barfed a YT short...
It was pretty small. On top of that, it was really strange and small.
This was quite hard to watch, not because the video itself, but because of these shorts. Not only that, they're also very narrow, which feels like an eye strain for me, like my eyes are trying to move vertically one below other just for that tall video shape.
Also I kinda lost it at the Squarespace pun, that was too good.
Where is cardboard Silver?
i guess this teaches us that sometimes, size *does* matter
that was a fire squarespace ad
I actually really like this format, it’s not over the top reaction and the commentary is genuinely great to listen to
I really hope Peter was on TH-cam incognito mode for this video so that way he doesn't get recommended more terrible shorts when he's signed in.
that 3d intro was fucking horrifying thank you
Snivy really got walloped for three weeks’ wages
i literally tried to find a way to disable it, i escaped myself from tik tok and now youtube shorts keeps popping up
Right now my shorts are cooking, science, and blender stuff and I’m pretty satisfied
2:13
This is the best thing ive ever heard good ol pete say
I love how almost most of these shorts involve around *_Jack Doherty's girlfriend._* Peter makes the shorts even better.
I remember seeing some of my really short videos being turned into “YT shorts” and I mostly rather make longer videos than short ones, if I ever make another animation on my channel, I’m going to try to make it long too.
You know it's hilarious if she announces that she accidentally leaked her own adress.
I just gotta say, that rectangle dimension is awesome.
Fascinating though I wonder what was going on with the first upload I watched it seemed alright.
Nobody:
Random Sonic Cameraman in the back of Peter's Basement: :)
agreed.. but they some how get more hits than the longer videos (for a little while anyway and then they get NOTHING)
Wanna know what's worse? The comments.
90% of it will just be
"Bro **Insert completely obvious thing here** 💀"
I came back to this to watch the sponsorship
How dare you make me fully entertained during a sponsorship portion of a video
peter's channel is only the where i won't skip the sponsorships
see but peter knetter REACTING to youtube shorts is inherently peak
let’s hope everything works this time
the squarespace ad goes unreasonably hard
but i want to wear them :(
God bless you in your righteous deeds
I did it, I finally found your twin his name is Jeffrey, and he is in jail.
TH-cam Shorts make me want to answer the void.
I can't believe Peter busted out the holographic display for this
1:50 i can’t stop coming to this part idk why it’s so funny to me
Round 3 bois let’s gooo just finished the video for the 3rd time
3:56 that is a sound I have never heard out of patter until now
I hate them. I never did tik tok or snap chat for the stupid short videos that fry brains.
Then facebook started doing it then youtube and TH-cam will never recover
Exactly. When everyone copied tiktok, poison spread
i just noticed that the sister's voice in the jt video is so clearly an ai voicem, which means that jt's sister probably didn't have any say in this, and that he just made the whole thing up to try to get some sympathy subscribers.
i bet that he probably already had like at least a couple thousand and at most one million subs before that, and he was hungry for more
i’m pretty sure this video was uploaded yesterday why does it say 2 hours ago
2:29 NO WAY PATTER USES WINDOWS NOTEPAD TOO?
“This man jumped off a mountain and then *giant gif of kinetic sand* he *subway surfers gameplay*
The sponsor segment was amazing I watched the whole thing 😂 (still not downloading square space tho)
I watched this before it randomly got removed.
This is like, the 4 fourth time I get a notification for this video, wtf is going on?
The video had some problems and had to be uploaded some times
Bro how many times are you gonna upload and then private this video?
I'm loving the more frequent uploads
how many fuerals are we going to have for this one video