Kid Snippets: "Police Patrol" (Imagined by Kids)

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  • @DarciAStewart01
    @DarciAStewart01 8 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    "There! You do never.. STOP! You do not steal a child! If you do that gain, we will take you to jail!" Lol!! 😂😂

    • @justlol3103
      @justlol3103 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "pew. pew.... pew"👉👉

  • @MrNathancast
    @MrNathancast 9 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    "You get two warning tickets cause your wife is going too fast too." I lost it.

  • @theunstinkable
    @theunstinkable 10 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    I laughed so hard at this omg
    "There you do never steal... STOP"

    • @abyssdrawssomestuff
      @abyssdrawssomestuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You do no….t. You do not….steal….a child…again.

  • @alisacabral3010
    @alisacabral3010 11 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    The worst, but most adorable cops ever.

  • @user-ww2zr1uz5j
    @user-ww2zr1uz5j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    😂 nostalgic, I forgot how long ago these videos were made, but I still watch them. I just love the expressions with the funny voices 😜

    • @Humanoddity-xq4lv
      @Humanoddity-xq4lv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too

    • @GrahamAC
      @GrahamAC ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I remember watching these all the time when I was younger

  • @landonjones7731
    @landonjones7731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I have watched this episode so many times over the years. Police Patrol is by far my favorite Kid Snippet.

  • @MatthewHaugenaator
    @MatthewHaugenaator 11 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    "You get 2 warning tickets because your wife as going too fast too." (0:43) xD

  • @Vavagutt
    @Vavagutt 10 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    You get 2 warning tickets cause your wife was going too fast too xD Genius!

  • @kimdkus
    @kimdkus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I loved it when they moved the guy's lips!!

    • @aidenhanson884
      @aidenhanson884 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What're you doin'?
      _I am trying to steal a donut_

    • @Ijunkedtherat
      @Ijunkedtherat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      kimdkus ya so funny lol 😂 hahaha

  • @raresunshine
    @raresunshine 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "You get two warnings because your wife was going to fast too!" I love it!

  • @landonjurek5759
    @landonjurek5759 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I forgot about these videos until my younger cousins talking about it, I LOVE these videos!!!!❤😂

  • @deedeeaguilar7658
    @deedeeaguilar7658 11 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    We need to shout him "pew pew pew pew........pew"

    • @ooftheoof
      @ooftheoof 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You spelt shoot wrong is spelled shoot I am a hater if you

    • @ryersonrowe
      @ryersonrowe 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well your the one who has 0 subscribers!

    • @hydro73_42
      @hydro73_42 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      pewdiepie

    • @Levi_Lime8
      @Levi_Lime8 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ooftheoof did you mean "You spelt shoot wrong, it's spelled shoot i am a hater of you." ?

    • @ooftheoof
      @ooftheoof 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Levi_Lime8 wtf

  • @karachi2868
    @karachi2868 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    kids: guns people down and doesn't arrest them. let's a kidnapper off with a warning. wraps a robber in police tape and runs off

  • @darkbeastfr
    @darkbeastfr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I forgot about these, i used to watch these as a kid and they were so funny.

  • @harshidp6373
    @harshidp6373 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    man these vids are so nostalgic

  • @xNickiRosex
    @xNickiRosex ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “You do NOT kill other people!”
    *guy sits up* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @willwhite007
    @willwhite007 11 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    LOL - "get 2 warning tickets cause your wife was going too fast too."
    my wife, 2 kids, and I all love these videos. Keep em' coming please.

  • @cornflux1935
    @cornflux1935 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hey that guy is going too fast, let's pull over, let's pull over him. Lolz, that's hilarious!

  • @janethayes5941
    @janethayes5941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is the best thing ever! Love Bored Shorts. Sooo much talent in one place.

  • @JeanOSullivan
    @JeanOSullivan 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    These two guys are the masters of this art form, (though not the only ones who have it down) because they play it serious and manly.

  • @demarcusstone-qz4nn
    @demarcusstone-qz4nn ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I watched the coach one and fr I was crying laughing 😂

  • @angeldupuis1387
    @angeldupuis1387 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    You get 2 warning tickets cause your wife was going to fast too lol

  • @maryr7396
    @maryr7396 10 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Yes, kill stealing is wrong

  • @allpossibleworlds
    @allpossibleworlds 11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Looks like the penguin salesman and his client finally caught the bank robber!

  • @KeldonTheMusicMan
    @KeldonTheMusicMan 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I grew up on this, so nostalgic

    • @th3_jelly_one114
      @th3_jelly_one114 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Me too
      MAN, WHERE DID THE TIME GO!?!?

    • @KeldonTheMusicMan
      @KeldonTheMusicMan 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@th3_jelly_one114 sad thing is, I entirely forgot what this is called and had to do a deep dive on it to find it again lol

    • @th3_jelly_one114
      @th3_jelly_one114 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@KeldonTheMusicMan
      Well, To Me, It Was A Dusty Memory That Was In The Back Of My Mind The Entire Time

    • @KeldonTheMusicMan
      @KeldonTheMusicMan 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@th3_jelly_one114 yeah

  • @somethingaboutthewoods
    @somethingaboutthewoods 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is my favorite out of all the Kid Snippets

    • @maliyahspencer862
      @maliyahspencer862 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mine is the math class

    • @maddierippy7503
      @maddierippy7503 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +maliyah spencer ha ha my favorite is the drive through!!!😂😂😂😂😂😅. have you saw the drive through video????

  • @welmoe
    @welmoe 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It was so funny that I went back within 5 minutes and watched it again.

  • @Zimah1
    @Zimah1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    fine. we can go get some waffles but there might..but there's bad guys in every city! hahaha!

  • @nashhall368
    @nashhall368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is pure nostalgia

  • @playmobilevanescenceAmyLee8843
    @playmobilevanescenceAmyLee8843 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    1:04 THAT WASN'T ACTUALLY A GUN!!! 😂😂😂

  • @Drkwnd-sv1oe
    @Drkwnd-sv1oe 11 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Police:
    Stop, you do not -
    You do not steal-
    You do not kill other people!
    *"dead" guy gets up*
    *What?!*
    Me:
    It's a ZOMBEE!!

  • @tacticalidiot175
    @tacticalidiot175 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Stop-stop-What-what are you doing?" "I am trying to steal-donuts." LOL XDDDDD

  • @Choww46
    @Choww46 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is to good...i like the way they lip sync it sooooooooo good.😂😂😂😂😂

  • @steelerboy0813
    @steelerboy0813 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    These guys live near me!!!! Saw them at 7 Peaks Water Park a while back here in Utah!!!!!

  • @nataliquinones7388
    @nataliquinones7388 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    My teacher showed Bored Shorts, Kids Snippets to my class in 3rd Grade and I've been subscribed and been watching since then. I'm in 6th Grade now, I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!

  • @boogalooswashere7889
    @boogalooswashere7889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I watched this in the first grade
    Remembered these guys all off a sudden
    Now I’m feeling nostalgic. Lol.

  • @Rojosonder
    @Rojosonder 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how they just run off and leave the guy standing there wrapped up in crime scene tape! Seriously, how do you come up with this stuff!?

  • @amateurmechh1604
    @amateurmechh1604 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You get 2 warning tickets coz your wife is going too fast too. haha loool

  • @juliant1876
    @juliant1876 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You do not pull-you do not-you do not go too fast or you will get a ticket. And she gets one too. :) hilarious.

    • @at90percent
      @at90percent 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You get two warning tickets because your wife was going too fast too!
      I guess she would be, being in the same vehicle, she would be traveling the same too fast speed too. lol

  • @steveholt3978
    @steveholt3978 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    You do no---t You do no-t s-t-i-ll a -chi-ld .LOL SO CUTE!

  • @jacobandrew6574
    @jacobandrew6574 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    well this is what kids look like when they play cops and robber

  • @geeriiitrollstien3663
    @geeriiitrollstien3663 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "cause your wife is driving too fast too"
    I laughed so hard

  • @cindychristensen944
    @cindychristensen944 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I could watch these all day. This is one of my faves.

  • @ddmalarkey
    @ddmalarkey 10 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    You do not steal-kill other people!

  • @dummyproduction
    @dummyproduction 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is the single greatest thing to ever happen to youtube

  • @xshmoopiex
    @xshmoopiex 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wow, why hadn't I discovered Kid Snippets sooner? This is so hilarious.

  • @BeccaBee20
    @BeccaBee20 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Best one yet.

  • @texanherperchannel8c3
    @texanherperchannel8c3 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:10 is like on of those dreams where you are trying to say/move/do something but no matter how hard you try you can't XD

  • @valeriecrabtree2541
    @valeriecrabtree2541 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my favorite part was when they made the guy say "I am trying to steal a donut!"

  • @spng157
    @spng157 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This really does remind me of that Spongebob episode where Spongebob and Patrick become "cops." Especially the part when he said "Hey, should we go get some ice cream?" Also, that mustache is glorious, haha.

  • @latashawest8100
    @latashawest8100 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was laughing so hard at the part when they think the man killed the guy when he is just laying down

    • @emmabrennan1481
      @emmabrennan1481 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      he did the double take when he moved and I couldn't stop laughing! like "you're supposed to be dead?"

  • @ThaiTran-uu5vr
    @ThaiTran-uu5vr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel like only little kids should watch this but everyone but kids watch this. I cant help but to watch them! 😄😄

  • @gopnikolai
    @gopnikolai 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I watched this when I was a kid

    • @Nerd_Nation-EPIC
      @Nerd_Nation-EPIC 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I watched this in 4th and 5th grade.

  • @DPrabhakarification
    @DPrabhakarification 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was the most intense good-cop bad-cop I've ever seen.

  • @aidanreynolds240
    @aidanreynolds240 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    BEST KIDS SNIPPETS EVER

  • @SoozWeissbergsartspace
    @SoozWeissbergsartspace 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    laughing my head off ... you guys are so awesome. This has been the greatest concept. Keep it up; keep it up!! You're geniuses-es-es.

  • @kelliehorn1082
    @kelliehorn1082 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So.
    Speeding=ticket for all passengers
    Alleged kidnapping=being shot, jail warning
    Doughnut theft=immediately sentenced to jail
    Murder=lecture
    I see room for improvement. Except in regards to the mustache. That is perfection.

  • @trintrin1855
    @trintrin1855 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lol this is hilarious and the guns lol

  • @maziecharliemiddlebrook4946
    @maziecharliemiddlebrook4946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "pew pew pew pew" I laughed so hard lol

  • @LinesCreations
    @LinesCreations 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    yoooo I remember watching these in kindergarten…. I’m in 9th grade now
    edit: halfway through 10th

  • @TheEternityForce
    @TheEternityForce 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The two "police" reminds me of the comic duo that plays in the old Ernest films.

  • @zanderman004
    @zanderman004 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh boy! When I see "uploaded" when I click you guys, I get so excited! xD AWESOME!

  • @255sarah
    @255sarah 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol you do never still a child*mother walking with her child* lol so funny

  • @jordansmith2520
    @jordansmith2520 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Stop! You do not steal a child again. If you do that one more time… We will take you to jail!" Oh man...

  • @lexicolravy8476
    @lexicolravy8476 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew...There you do not steal a child again." Hahaha love it:)

  • @katieizmyname
    @katieizmyname 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't know why but I lost it when they were like "pew pew pew"

  • @annaschneider225
    @annaschneider225 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The kids are so cute but dudes those adults are so freaking good at acting omg it's all good

  • @SkydivingGoat
    @SkydivingGoat 11 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    My cop brother saw this and said, "yup... accurate." XD

  • @olsenproductionsidaho
    @olsenproductionsidaho 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your videos make Monday something to look forward to.

  • @BenGillespie
    @BenGillespie 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I couldn't stop looking at the gorgeous background!

  • @Jay_and_Meeka
    @Jay_and_Meeka 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    alright, damn it. now i have to subscribe and watch every single video.
    *makes popcorn* *changes into pjs* *settles in for a night of hilarity*
    well done!

  • @brightonwalkington-foley4723
    @brightonwalkington-foley4723 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Stop you do not......steal, kill, steal, kill people"
    That part had me dying

  • @spideyy_sam
    @spideyy_sam 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    What r u doing? *I AM TRYING TO STEAL DONUT!!!* IM DYING... WAY TOO CUTE!

  • @koalaman227
    @koalaman227 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my favorite snippet! Lol "you do not steal anything from the store" and "you will..stop..you will never. Steal. A child. Again. Or you are going. To. Jail"

  • @ellissalley7757
    @ellissalley7757 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET!

  • @MaddyxMadness
    @MaddyxMadness 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    These are what I look forward to every Monday

  • @andiem22
    @andiem22 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    These are so well done I am amazed. Keep up the great, hilarious, work!

  • @welmoe
    @welmoe 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You do not steal-kill-steal-kill other people!!!

  • @MyCG5
    @MyCG5 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Get two warning tickets, cause your wife is going too fast, too! HA!!

  • @everyoneemail5361
    @everyoneemail5361 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why is they chewing gum like that? SO CUTE!!!!!

  • @linneavaldivia7355
    @linneavaldivia7355 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    My two favorite kid snippet actors!

  • @Zimah1
    @Zimah1 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    we could go get some waffles but there's bad guys in every city! 😂😂😂

  • @ptsocr
    @ptsocr 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was actually a very accurate reenactment of my City's Police Department.

  • @danielrod2000dr
    @danielrod2000dr 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    "You get two warning ticket because your wife is going to fast too"lol

  • @ari3517
    @ari3517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Them: You do not seal kill other people. Me: That's so true

  • @dougwestrick3642
    @dougwestrick3642 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my fav Kid snippets.

  • @limphomokoena8639
    @limphomokoena8639 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    THIS IS BRILLIANT!!!!

  • @frostybunch5
    @frostybunch5 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Guys for real...this stuff is mint! Love it!

  • @ThunderCoyote
    @ThunderCoyote ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Arrested for everything lol😂

  • @flametailstorm0
    @flametailstorm0 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:43 The way he approaches him just makes me crack up.

  • @kmcmullen92
    @kmcmullen92 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video! Where are you guys from? Those mountains are GLORIOUS

  • @yesitsmesummer1459
    @yesitsmesummer1459 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love you kid snippets! You're awesome!

  • @ameliorated
    @ameliorated 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I also loved the extra ticket thing, wonder why the kids thought of it

  • @joules143
    @joules143 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Steal a child, get a warning. Steal a doughnut, get jail time. WHERE IS THE JUSTICE?! Lol, so cute.

  • @jazzphotos
    @jazzphotos 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think it is so awesome that they have little girls pretending to be a ninja warriors, policeman, and other characters stuff. ∆_∆

  • @lovetobecolouring2
    @lovetobecolouring2 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOVE the moustache!!!! LOL awesome short as usual(are you guys planning to do any more history ones?

  • @Emily-sk4hk
    @Emily-sk4hk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think it's all ready starting haha!!

  • @Telixion
    @Telixion 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    This skit was hilarious! Please do more skits as cops!

  • @amjPeace
    @amjPeace 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice touch with the chewing gum. and love the white socks too

  • @cbutson3044
    @cbutson3044 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video is the funniest one I have ever seen