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  • @blipmachine
    @blipmachine ปีที่แล้ว +9252

    "A foot in the door, and so much more" is a great nepo truce.

    • @eltravos99
      @eltravos99 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      I hope this line doesn't just slip by. It was really great.

    • @leif1075
      @leif1075 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Was nepo truce even a thing before this sketch??

    • @jessif.
      @jessif. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Hilarious. I missed that the first time!

    • @sunkintree
      @sunkintree 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      @@leif1075 There were heavy rumors and suspicion, but until now there was never any concrete evidence

    • @256k_
      @256k_ 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      omg I JUST got that

  • @connorwhite9716
    @connorwhite9716 ปีที่แล้ว +7625

    "you look like the last three guys a lesbian sleeps with before she comes out" is hilarious😂

    • @thatkidAtrayne
      @thatkidAtrayne ปีที่แล้ว +105

      That one hurt me bad. Been there.

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'm putting a treatment together now!

    • @mesocyclone2004
      @mesocyclone2004 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hit just a little too close!

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lies again? Star Bucks Spank Bang

    • @donovanlocust1106
      @donovanlocust1106 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@thatkidAtrayneis ok big guy

  • @michaelyuscavage5179
    @michaelyuscavage5179 ปีที่แล้ว +10879

    "The Lonelier Island" is now officially an insult for just about any three guys who suck.

    • @danh4486
      @danh4486 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      The logistics might get complicated but if all three guys are into it, I don't think anyone would be lonely.

    • @jg2722
      @jg2722 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Which applies to PDD perfectly. Their movie was pretty awful. I only saw it for Conan.

    • @jacobwaters1147
      @jacobwaters1147 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I’m suprised she didn’t call them Ed, Edd n Eddy (chill, I like that cartoon)

    • @JacobSantosDev
      @JacobSantosDev ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What about a single guy the size of three guys? Does it still work? *Cries* I need to lose weight. Daddy is going to lift weights I just know it.

    • @pragyaagrawal9905
      @pragyaagrawal9905 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I didn’t get this joke :/

  • @Dallas75040
    @Dallas75040 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3117

    “A foot in the door and so much more” 💍 😂

    • @jacksaladino
      @jacksaladino 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Sorry what's mean that???

    • @Dallas75040
      @Dallas75040 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      @@jacksaladino They all have parents who work in the industry!

    • @jacksaladino
      @jacksaladino 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@Dallas75040 ohhh i get it now!!! Hahaha

    • @super266
      @super266 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@jacksaladino Seriously? You just got it? Nothing about Dakota screams talent, it's literally written on her face.

    • @marks.3303
      @marks.3303 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Dallas75040 Well, except the one guy...

  • @dustinlang5135
    @dustinlang5135 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3180

    Dakota's chuckle after "one of us would play your boyfriend" gets me every time.

    • @tattoofthesunn795
      @tattoofthesunn795 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      "every time" it JUST came out

    • @svalbard01
      @svalbard01 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      @@tattoofthesunn795 Nah, it's relatable. I've already watched this like 100x. SNL is the funniest!

    • @rhylee901
      @rhylee901 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@lazman5516 what is this even trying to do like what are you saying

    • @gordoncmyers
      @gordoncmyers 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Does my character have brain damage? Lol

    • @Solitude47152
      @Solitude47152 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She’s not that great

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 ปีที่แล้ว +4770

    This PDD sketch is probably the best ive ever seen. Nepo truce was very self aware of all of them.

    • @nirajmehta6424
      @nirajmehta6424 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      i usually don't like their stuff but this was hilarious

    • @ak35h22
      @ak35h22 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I didn't follow the nepo truce but, is it a reference?

    • @Maligxxx
      @Maligxxx ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ak35h22 John Higgins is the son of Steve Higgins, a former SNL producer/writer, and Martin Herlihy is the son of Tim Herlihy, also a former SNL writer/producer. Dakota Johnson is the daughter of Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith

    • @katieee9254
      @katieee9254 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ak35h22 those 3 have famous parents making them “nepo-babies” which are children of celebrities who have similar careers to their parents and had succeeded in it. and so because their parents already had connections to an industry, the child was able to use those in order to build a career in that industry.
      john higgins (the grey sweater), his dad steve higgins is a current snl writer and is an announcer for the jimmy fallon show.
      martin herlihy (the guy with glasses) is the son of tim herlihy who is an actor and comedian and also works as a writer and collaborator with adam sandler.
      then there’s dakota johnson who is the daughter of both melanie griffith and don johnson who are both famous actors!

    • @CalamityCannon
      @CalamityCannon ปีที่แล้ว

      ​​@@ak35h22They all have at least one parent who is "in the industry."
      Dakota Johnson's parents are Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson.
      John's dad is Steve Higgins (SNL but more people might recognize him now from Fallon's late night show).
      Martin's dad is a very successful/prolific comedy writer (SNL and worked a lot with Sandler)
      Crucially, Ben does not have any similar parental showbusiness "in," so he can't be part of the nepo baby truce

  • @evieramosi
    @evieramosi ปีที่แล้ว +6831

    I love how self aware this sketch is. Nepo babies, Lonelier Island, Roasting their movies, Workaholics😂. Ben being left out of the Nepo truce is just the icing on the cake.

    • @CBlargh
      @CBlargh ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I didn't get the Workaholics reference. Is it supposed to be a bad show?

    • @evieramosi
      @evieramosi ปีที่แล้ว +235

      @@CBlargh It'a an American sitcom about 3 college friends who works in an office. Some people comment that its like PDD copies the premise of that show.

    • @jamessirot854
      @jamessirot854 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@evieramosi Now I get it. Thank you.

    • @terminatrix92
      @terminatrix92 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Im glad they acknowledged it... but when 3 out of 4 people in the room are Nepobabies is that a joke??

    • @fp6343
      @fp6343 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No idea what any of these mean.

  • @OvSpP
    @OvSpP ปีที่แล้ว +8223

    Ben being left out of Nepo Truce was perfect.

    • @Psyman2
      @Psyman2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Why was he left out?

    • @fedenicoro4109
      @fedenicoro4109 ปีที่แล้ว +697

      @Psyman2 Martin and John dads were writers in SNL so that makes them Nepo babies

    • @lls3676
      @lls3676 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@fedenicoro4109Cool 😎

    • @skamanderr9671
      @skamanderr9671 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@fedenicoro4109and Dakota?

    • @CommonSenz
      @CommonSenz ปีที่แล้ว +403

      @@skamanderr9671 Dakota is the daughter of Don Johnsson and Melanie Griffith.. both holywood stars

  • @gpaje
    @gpaje 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1830

    Favorite part is when she shuts the door and says "yeah, it's like that".

    • @markdavis1358
      @markdavis1358 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      ikr, the menace in her voice when it gets softer is brilliant

    • @wmassey683
      @wmassey683 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Then the close-up on her face is hilarious

    • @Norcat10
      @Norcat10 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Okay and…?

    • @jamesalan3450
      @jamesalan3450 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yes, I think subtle may be the wheelhouse in all their skits

    • @neon1899
      @neon1899 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      yeah that's swag right there

  • @martinpinessi2433
    @martinpinessi2433 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +635

    The very inititial “I think my dog is addicted to adderall” covered by applause is the best thing

    • @alahatim
      @alahatim 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      thanks - couldn't make that out. so random and hilarious tho

    • @mariebabineaux7068
      @mariebabineaux7068 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Even funnier because in another PDD they discuss how his dog is in rehab in background of applause again.

    • @wesleypipes6600
      @wesleypipes6600 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I agree totally, especially since my roommate had just jokingly said that he was going to give his stuffed toy dog Adderall

  • @gracecw
    @gracecw ปีที่แล้ว +15629

    nepo truce was a 10/10

    • @jamesqudus8688
      @jamesqudus8688 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Who are they related to?

    • @frankd9945
      @frankd9945 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      ​@@jamesqudus8688 Former SNL writers

    • @sujitwarrier4857
      @sujitwarrier4857 ปีที่แล้ว +372

      John is the son of Steve Higgins from the tonight show. He was also an SNL writer.

    • @dedomenici
      @dedomenici ปีที่แล้ว +699

      John Higgins is the son of current SNL writer/producer Steve Higgins, and Martin Herlihy is the son of former SNL writer/frequent Adam Sandler collaborator Tim Herlihy. Marshall is the only one who doesn't have a famous father linked to SNL.

    • @skylerhewitt
      @skylerhewitt ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Hilarious

  • @Afriend-nv4uq
    @Afriend-nv4uq ปีที่แล้ว +1548

    “Do you still have to audition or just wait till Aubrey Plaza says no.”

    • @Tzgrey77
      @Tzgrey77 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I was like 💀 ☠️

    • @ashleytaveras9035
      @ashleytaveras9035 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Aubrey Plaza is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @echolot
      @echolot 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      that was cold

    • @robi6317
      @robi6317 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      savage

  • @chrisg220
    @chrisg220 ปีที่แล้ว +2277

    “I’m going to change the cue cards so you say the N-word in the monologue… [crickets]” WTF LMAO

    • @s9lecomp
      @s9lecomp ปีที่แล้ว +126

      I laughed so freaking hard at that!

    • @chrisg220
      @chrisg220 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@s9lecompme too haha 😂😂😂

    • @marcoervin7324
      @marcoervin7324 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I literally laughed out loud 🤣

    • @relientkenny
      @relientkenny ปีที่แล้ว +74

      i’m black and i laughed so hard at that line 🤣🤣

    • @justanotherthought
      @justanotherthought ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Di you see Martin and Ben's faces after John said that?

  • @colechristensen1909
    @colechristensen1909 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    I genuinely didn’t know she was this good of an actress. Comedic timing like this is so rare.

    • @GLBizzie
      @GLBizzie 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      She even had her own sitcom „Ben and Kate“.. wasn’t bad but the ratings were so low that it got canceled lol

    • @Valeriamtzp
      @Valeriamtzp 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I don't think this was acting, she is usually pretty funny, she has roasted people on interviews before, this is just a little more scripted

  • @bradmelville6806
    @bradmelville6806 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +465

    The fact that Madame Web bombed makes this so much funnier.

    • @SirsasthNigam.
      @SirsasthNigam. 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      bombed??
      It Razzied
      I never thought we would get Inhumans(11%) level stupidity again but here we are
      Madame Web received negative reviews from critics,[97][98] who panned it as an "embarrassing mess",[99][100][101] and the "worst comic book movie" yet.[102] On the review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes, 11% of 246 critics' reviews are positive, with an average rating of 3.4/10. The website's consensus reads: "Madame Web's earnest approach to the title character's origin story has a certain appeal, but its predictable plot and uneven execution make for a forgettable superhero adventure."[103]
      - Razzies(0%-50%)
      The Marvel Razzies (0%-50%)- WORST OF MARVEL-Fant4stic-On the review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes, 9% of 263 critics' reviews are positive, with an average rating of 3.6/10. The website's consensus reads: "Dull and downbeat, this Fantastic Four proves a woefully misguided attempt to translate a classic comic series without the humor, joy, or colorful thrills that made it great."[1] As of 2023, it the lowest-rated film on Rotten Tomatoes out of all theatrical films based on Marvel Comics properties.
      WORST OF MCU-Inhumans-The review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes reported an 11% approval rating, with an average rating of 3.70/10 based on 47 reviews. The website's consensus states, "Marvel's Inhumans sets a new low standard for the MCU with an unimaginative narrative, dull design work, weak characters, and disengaging soapy melodrama."Reviewing the season, Matt Liparota of Destructoid concluded, "Inhumans is a work with almost nothing of value for anyone. It's not even an interesting train wreck. It's just a boring, lifeless slog easily shooting to the top of the list of the worst things the MCU has produced in its near-decade of existence."
      The DC Razzies (0%-50%)-
      WORST SUPERHERO FILM EVER - Catwoman-On Rotten Tomatoes, the film has an approval rating of 8% based on 197 reviews, with an average rating of 3.2/10. The site's critical consensus reads: "Halle Berry is the lone bright spot, but even she can't save this laughable action thriller".

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      It bombed worse than the Please Don't Destroy movie (17% vs. 42%).

    • @MrSpikethefirst
      @MrSpikethefirst 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@canaisyoung3601 it also has a much worse audience rating. PDD has a 92% audience and Madame Web has a 50%

  • @sarahrose7163
    @sarahrose7163 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    The absolute scream from the audience when Dakota said “is daddio who you called to get your job?” is such a vibe. 😂 What a fantastic sketch!

    • @user-dr2yz8um3d
      @user-dr2yz8um3d 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Love these roasts

    • @SirMikan
      @SirMikan 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      loved the immediate clap back because in that fight 3/4 are on the nepo side, especially since she's pure nepo. (Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith)

    • @mister_manager
      @mister_manager 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's great because you also know he really did get the gig because of his dad lol

  • @agalaxywolf303
    @agalaxywolf303 ปีที่แล้ว +2812

    I like the idea that all Nepotism Celebs have Nepotism Rings that they use to unite and make truces

    • @robertgaumont5446
      @robertgaumont5446 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      That appear out of nowhere when they want to use them and then disappear again when activated.

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      It’s a whole ceremony they get as soon as they decide to go in the industry. First you tell your famous parent, then they alert the PON. Within a week you’re flown out to Nepo Island, just north of Guyana, to be tested for a month. The Parliament of Nepotism sees if you have what it takes to really be famous… or at least coast enough not to ruin the family name. Once the test is done, if you passed, they cut off a small piece of your ear, forge it into the ring, and finalize it with a drop of the blood of the first nepo baby, Jesus, into the gem of the ring to bestow it with magic. The nepo baby is given the ring under two unbreakable conditions: never to betray the parliament, and always to honor the nepo truce.

    • @njnjhjh8918
      @njnjhjh8918 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@OvSpP brilliantly written ceremony description!

    • @LordAaronus
      @LordAaronus 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      they had to bury Lisa Marie Presley's ring in a separate plot

    • @rashb3994
      @rashb3994 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Who are the two dudes related too that are famous?

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 ปีที่แล้ว +1169

    Dakota johnson is a savage deadpan with a smile she eviscerated PDD😂😂😂.

    • @StevieWicks
      @StevieWicks ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I haven't seen most of her movies so this was legit the best acting I've seen from her, lol. Not meant as an insult, I don't think I was the 50 Shades target demo so I've just missed her work.

    • @marhiney_kaye
      @marhiney_kaye ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Yeh, it's like that," she sed. With that look. After shutting the door. Savage. 😂

    • @marhiney_kaye
      @marhiney_kaye ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@StevieWicksher turn in Suspira was pretty interesting but I can't say it was Oscar worthy. This skit IS award worthy.

    • @lightningpastry2153
      @lightningpastry2153 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Everyone else is excited about one of the jokes, but the deadpan right after "dry sense of humor" absolutely destroyed me.

  • @rondawg64
    @rondawg64 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +258

    Love when she closes the door and it’s like “I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with me!”

    • @jmnemonic99
      @jmnemonic99 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What's the score now, pal?

    • @ryancbarrett96
      @ryancbarrett96 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Now yous can't leave.

  • @rashakim1
    @rashakim1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +643

    when Dakota closes the door 😂

    • @wmassey683
      @wmassey683 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      And zoom in 😂

    • @debrachambers1304
      @debrachambers1304 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ooh, ooh, here's a roast: I can tell just from your profile pick that you're loveless.

    • @tamariomartin9080
      @tamariomartin9080 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      It’s given I’m about to make y’all cry and there’s no escape 😂

    • @wmassey683
      @wmassey683 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@tamariomartin9080 is like y’all. Sure y’all wanna do this?

  • @staggslottie
    @staggslottie ปีที่แล้ว +729

    Ok but I wasn’t ready for how perfect this sketch would be. And PDD played to Dakota’s strengths perfectly.

  • @gakuka
    @gakuka ปีที่แล้ว +756

    Knowing that PDD wrote all their self-burns brings this to the next level for me

    • @jschnei3
      @jschnei3 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I assume she contributed

    • @xxt6916
      @xxt6916 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      i'm pretty sure most of these insults were sourced from the reddit comments to their movie trailer.

    • @antonliakhovitch8306
      @antonliakhovitch8306 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@xxt6916Reminds me of how Daft Punk was named after a review for their previous band (It said their music was "daft and punky")

  • @SaintD382
    @SaintD382 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    "A foot in the door, and so much more"...brilliant! 😂😂😂

    • @thinkinting
      @thinkinting 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      please god, please send your angel and prophet to complete the whole oath.

    • @billblaski9523
      @billblaski9523 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don't get it?

    • @SaintD382
      @SaintD382 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@billblaski9523 All three of them are "nepo babies" (kids of celebrity parents), and the joke is that their parents used their clout to get them their jobs ("a foot in the door"). Turning it into a special brotherhood with "magic rings" is comedy gold...😆

  • @CPar926
    @CPar926 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1876

    Man, that Rotten Tomatoes joke may not age well after Madame Web

    • @jeremyl862
      @jeremyl862 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      I hope the Madame Webb RT rating does come up again.

    • @RohitSharma-kt8lm
      @RohitSharma-kt8lm 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      My exact thought when she said that 🌜

    • @robertgaumont5446
      @robertgaumont5446 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      13 percent on RT. Ouch. Would have been a very different roasting video had Madame Webb premiered before it.

    • @starxhilmie
      @starxhilmie 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      13% on Rotten Tomatoes 😂

    • @brokebrolife5132
      @brokebrolife5132 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      it didnt

  • @FalloutPlays
    @FalloutPlays 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    "or do they just give you the part as soon as Aubrey Plaza says no" 😂😂

  • @MelissaNgai
    @MelissaNgai ปีที่แล้ว +971

    Capitalizing on Dakota's bluntness and deadpan humor was genius

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP ปีที่แล้ว +19

      One of the few times they utilized it tonight

    • @ghostsharky
      @ghostsharky ปีที่แล้ว +21

      This sketch was gold, but the rest of the episode showed that there's a fine line between "deadpan" and "brutally unfunny"

    • @Thebuird
      @Thebuird 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@OvSpP because they're the only writers with talent

    • @DebNKY
      @DebNKY 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      She's fierce!

  • @agirlhasnoname567
    @agirlhasnoname567 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    This was a home run skit. The writing, acting, even the editing was perfect 👏🏽👏🏽

  • @nickhexum01
    @nickhexum01 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    "I've anyways wanted to meet the Lonelier Island..."
    I died. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @pragyaagrawal9905
      @pragyaagrawal9905 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      didn’t get this joke

    • @hirvielain9013
      @hirvielain9013 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pragyaagrawal9905 The Lonely Island is a comedy trio who used to star in SNL kinda like Please Don't Destroy does now. You can find them on TH-cam.

    • @jb7363
      @jb7363 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      ​@@pragyaagrawal9905Lonely Island is Samberg's trio. They're the original SNL youtube skit makers. She's calling them cheap (and maybe geekier) knockoffs.

    • @Tzgrey77
      @Tzgrey77 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "I love workaholics"
      "I HATE YOU"

    • @andresgc770
      @andresgc770 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@jb7363 I was also leaning towards "geekier," as in they're such geeks they have no friends and thus are "lonelier"

  • @ALK-le6pv
    @ALK-le6pv 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +242

    Judging by views and comments on social media this sketch was a real hit for PDD. So much credit to them for quickly recognizing what Dakota excels at whereas Hollywood generally still can't figure out what to do with her. Really hope PDD and Dakota collaborate again!

    • @Caelinus
      @Caelinus 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      It is weird. She was so good in this sketch, but most of her movies utilize her as if she was a completely different actress.

    • @spdcrzy
      @spdcrzy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@Caelinus that's because she's a BORN comedian. Her timing and straight man delivery are gold for a comedy writer.

    • @DunmoresMovieMania
      @DunmoresMovieMania 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's because she can't act to save her nepo life.

    • @ALK-le6pv
      @ALK-le6pv 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@DunmoresMovieMania Nah, she's good in a lot of small indie films, like Daddio, the movie mentioned in this sketch, and Our Friend, where playing a cancer victim suits her low energy acting style. Casting her to lead a comic book was the real headscratcher.

    • @DunmoresMovieMania
      @DunmoresMovieMania 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@ALK-le6pv -- You may be right. I can see her doing well in something with less energy involved.

  • @cedarandsound
    @cedarandsound 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2013

    42% on rotten tomatoes is better than the 17% for Madame Web.

    • @djnation408
      @djnation408 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

      13% now lol

    • @unkown34x33
      @unkown34x33 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Oooooooooh ooooooobh! Oooooooooh! And more oooooooh!

    • @tilnowca
      @tilnowca 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      literally was the comment i was looking for 😂😂😂

    • @JacobMoretti-NotABot
      @JacobMoretti-NotABot 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      AT LEAST SHE DIDN’T WRITE IT

    • @stella.fuerza
      @stella.fuerza 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Literally exactly the information I was looking for

  • @wikkidwikkid
    @wikkidwikkid ปีที่แล้ว +927

    I love a well written sketch that doesnt rely heavily on gimmick, stunts, etc

    • @elizabethmeister111
      @elizabethmeister111 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      although when they were doing the throwing the phone at each other or being face down on the floor after a beating - it was a gimmick but still hysterical

    • @christophersullivan6405
      @christophersullivan6405 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      This is literally their gimmick. Develop one joke as the premise of the sketch and then milk it for as long as it can milked.

    • @Nilruin
      @Nilruin 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@christophersullivan6405 You've now described the entirety of sketch comedy in one uneducated comment. Congratulations. You've really pinned what makes a sketch funny.

    • @christophersullivan6405
      @christophersullivan6405 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Nilruin That is exactly my point. The original comment was that a well written sketch doesn't rely on a gimmick. When in truth, developing the premise followed by building and milking a joke IS sketch. PDD is following the rules of sketch to a tee. They establish the Who/What/Where, establish the premise followed by a joke, and then heighten the game. Pretty standard UCB, Second City stuff. They do not spend a lot of time on objectives and obstacles relating to characters and relationships, and how that affects the comedy.

    • @wikkidwikkid
      @wikkidwikkid 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@christophersullivan6405 I meant gimmicks like props, crazy costumes, CGI, celebrity guest stars, etc. Developing a joke isn't a gimmick, its just good writing.

  • @SmirkInvestigator
    @SmirkInvestigator ปีที่แล้ว +288

    This one was wild 10 out of 10. So confident. I feel like crying for them.

  • @codyhiginbotham6616
    @codyhiginbotham6616 ปีที่แล้ว +1183

    Seriously though, Please Don’t Destroy are the highlights of SNL right now

    • @dancingmeerkat2078
      @dancingmeerkat2078 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      TRUTH!

    • @mariotrujillo4927
      @mariotrujillo4927 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Show sucks. Bunch of simps.

    • @imorokr
      @imorokr ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For real. Somebody go watch that fuckin' movie!

    • @legoforbeginners6950
      @legoforbeginners6950 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I just watch this and weekend update.

    • @hakimESC
      @hakimESC ปีที่แล้ว

      they are the new Lonely Island

  • @grahtman
    @grahtman 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    brilliant skit. I love when she shuts the door and the whole tone just shifts

  • @tusjinn9274
    @tusjinn9274 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    I love this kind of skits.😂 Straight to the point. Straight to roasting each other

  • @ashleytaveras9035
    @ashleytaveras9035 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    Please Don't Destroy and Dakota Johnson roasting each other just made me laugh so hard. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tealvampyre
    @tealvampyre ปีที่แล้ว +230

    This was definitely the best one. No special effects needed. No fancy set. Just give us more of THIS type of PDD please SNL.

  • @kpopical
    @kpopical ปีที่แล้ว +603

    Seeing nepo babies actually acknowledge and mock the fact that they are nepo babies is refreshing

  • @janimatics
    @janimatics 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    "a foot in the door and so much more" is killingg meeeeee lmaooo

  • @janemims7987
    @janemims7987 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    "Yeah, it's like that" is just the best delivery.

  • @Paper.Pals.Comedy
    @Paper.Pals.Comedy ปีที่แล้ว +3599

    I LOVE that they acknowledge their nepo privilege. We love self aware comedians. LOL

    • @CBlargh
      @CBlargh ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I seriously hate them now that they came out... except for Ben.

    • @rixatrix
      @rixatrix ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@CBlargh”Came out?” It’s on their Wikipedia page, dude

    • @user-ox5kh3fy8g
      @user-ox5kh3fy8g ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Do we?

    • @subteeninhumansamuraiamphi5019
      @subteeninhumansamuraiamphi5019 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Only jealous people actually care though 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @terminatrix92
      @terminatrix92 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Im glad they acknowledged it... but when 3 out of 4 people in the room are Nepobabies is that a joke??

  • @allendconder
    @allendconder ปีที่แล้ว +902

    Nepo babies instantly breaking a Nepo truce is the most self aware joke I’ve ever seen 😂😂

    • @KingFaroo
      @KingFaroo ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Nay sir! The Nepo-Truce was not broken. They agreed to not attack each other on the demerit of Nepotism! All other insults are still free game. If not nepo-truce law, what do we even teach in schools these days

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, but these damn DemocRats are trying to introduce Critical Nepo Theory into the curriculum instead of traditional nepo values.
      I have no idea what CNT is, but I don’t like it.

  • @yi-juhuang8204
    @yi-juhuang8204 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Love that these guys aren't pulling any punches and would roast their own movies too. Dakota's comedic timing here is also impeccable.

  • @brandonwilcox3307
    @brandonwilcox3307 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    THIS is how you gain respect as a nepo baby. Simply acknowledging it is enough to make people not care anymore. Not to mention these guys prove they deserve to be there with every video. Bravo.

  • @PlaceForAnEcho
    @PlaceForAnEcho 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Want more of this. Everyone looked like they genuinely had fun.
    And 3 sad virgins is absurdly catchy.

  • @joerobins5649
    @joerobins5649 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Props to the lady in the audience practically screaming at some of the lines. I felt that. xD

  • @TylerMyers94
    @TylerMyers94 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    "The Lonelier Island" 💀💀💀
    Not my favorite episode of the season but this was absolute gold. No one does takedowns like Dakota.

    • @RichardX1
      @RichardX1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That was the crit right there.

    • @HectorGonzo-bx4ny
      @HectorGonzo-bx4ny 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *Closes door

  • @erikshaw7
    @erikshaw7 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    Gotta love the self deprecating humor from everyone here. This was hilarious

  • @Soapy73-k3t
    @Soapy73-k3t 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    I’ve watched this ten times, it’s perfect.

  • @Paumanokcom
    @Paumanokcom 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    What an excellent actress. Impressive delivery.

  • @ALK-le6pv
    @ALK-le6pv ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Few hosts would be up for themselves getting roasted this harshly. Dakota is truly a good sport, and credit to PDD for understanding how to best make use of her strengths.

    • @maestroclassico5801
      @maestroclassico5801 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean she roasted THEM but they themselves wrote it! 🤣

  • @BlackHawk3927
    @BlackHawk3927 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    This might be the funniest skit they’ve ever done

    • @LMP-R
      @LMP-R ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Idk, Chelsea is up there too

    • @saladman8745
      @saladman8745 ปีที่แล้ว

      low bar

    • @caribgirl726
      @caribgirl726 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah… not even close

  • @oncydium
    @oncydium ปีที่แล้ว +186

    She was 100% channeling her Don Johnson genes. Just hysterical all around. I really like that PDD is basically its own mini-show within SNL.

    • @CraigMcfly1985
      @CraigMcfly1985 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Just like her legendary pops, got that quick wit Don Johnson humor she got there.

  • @CraigMcfly1985
    @CraigMcfly1985 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    0:28 that's her dad's legendary look😂😂😂😂😂 she got it!!!! Nice work Dakota, The Lonelier Island 😂😂

  • @streakermaximus
    @streakermaximus 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    2:18 Tough talk considering Madame Web is sitting at 11%

    • @realretrorelapse
      @realretrorelapse 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I know. I don't know if it was out yet at the time of this. I think she was just there to promote its release, so they couldn't really clown on it yet

  • @allenjohn3618
    @allenjohn3618 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    0:49 "I've always wanted to meet the Lonelier Island" LMAO

    • @BlaiseRashelHarman10
      @BlaiseRashelHarman10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      JUST SO BRUTAL

    • @Tconlon251_2
      @Tconlon251_2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I always thought that if Andy Samberg hosts, they need to have some kind of PDD/SNL Digital Short mash up

  • @artpro5930
    @artpro5930 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Please Don't Destroy was cut for time last week. Unreal. They are a treasure.
    This one was epic. Every burn in this bit cut deep. Super-self aware of all their criticisms and weaponized them to absolutely crushing effect. I can only imagine The Roast Master General Jeff Ross is doffing his cap at this sketch.

  • @jmsmith1767
    @jmsmith1767 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    1:45 “a foot in the door and so much more” fantastic!

  • @ShadyClown007
    @ShadyClown007 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    At the start: Ben: I think my dog is addicted to Adderall....LOL!!

  • @urgrandmasfavorite
    @urgrandmasfavorite หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    no matter how many times i watched this vid, this is so funny 🤣

  • @michaeltaylor5451
    @michaeltaylor5451 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    One of the best PDD in recent memory. Dakota shredded it with the guys. Respect.

  • @ProfHoff
    @ProfHoff ปีที่แล้ว +296

    I’ve got to admit I don’t always love these, but this is my favorite Please Do Not Destroy Ever!! Instant classic.

    • @brakesforsnakes757
      @brakesforsnakes757 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tonight they peaked.

    • @DARWINZOO
      @DARWINZOO ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mine as well. Actually my first like

    • @TJamesBell
      @TJamesBell ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This one and the Molly Shannon one are gold. Go back and find MS one.

    • @belleslettres354
      @belleslettres354 ปีที่แล้ว

      For some reason, "Tommy" continues to be my fav but this one ties now.

    • @DARWINZOO
      @DARWINZOO ปีที่แล้ว

      @@belleslettres354 goes to look

  • @Tzgrey77
    @Tzgrey77 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I literally gasped , gagged and was shocked. This audience reaction was awesome btw

  • @CraigMcfly1985
    @CraigMcfly1985 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    The minute she closed that door, things was about to hit the fan😂😂😂😂 #Dakota🤣📺🚨🕸🕷🎬🎬🕸🕷❤

  • @ladyk439
    @ladyk439 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I cant get enough of these please don't destroy videos..and this one was the best😂

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl ปีที่แล้ว +389

    They all looked like they were having a blast ripping each other.
    But shit got real at the 42% RT rating.

    • @SkitzBricks
      @SkitzBricks ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Meh, who cares about the critic rating. Audience score is 92%...to me that's more important for a movie like Foggy Mountain.

    • @Junksaint
      @Junksaint ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That movie was fun as hell

    • @adda312
      @adda312 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I've seen it twice and will probably watch it a few more, it's hilarious

    • @knuc9018
      @knuc9018 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ripping on each other's movies while conveniently avoiding what a steaming pile Madame Web is going to be.

    • @twigwigsoso
      @twigwigsoso ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i get why critics hated it but honestly it was nice to watch a short comedy movie without much bigger to say then like friendship is important- deep and dark comedy is great but sometimes an eagle doing a sassy walk just tickles your ribs

  • @andevious4743
    @andevious4743 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Honestly, I was worried about PDD's quality slipping after the last couple videos. This one was a legit LOL sesh for me. So happy with this video. I might even see Madame Web after watching it...okay that was a lie, but I did think about for a minute.

    • @dannytallmage2971
      @dannytallmage2971 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are by the far the funniest thing on SNL but yea the more zany and or abstract they get the less funnier they are. Good neighbor or whatever those dudes were called didn’t take that to heart and they aren’t on SNL anymore.

    • @andevious4743
      @andevious4743 ปีที่แล้ว

      @dannytallmage2971 Definitely the funniest on SNL, but that's not a high bar. They are carrying the show right now. Still, skits like the pimp my ride and ramen ones just felt like drop for me. Glad to see another high caliber video like this.

    • @dannytallmage2971
      @dannytallmage2971 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andevious4743 yea pimp my ride skid could have been a throw away madtv skit ramen was like a 70s SNL skit. Very subpar.

  • @NicolaiBolas
    @NicolaiBolas ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Another excellent sketch from Please Don't Destroy! These guys always make me smile, and that Lonelier Island joke was brilliant!

  • @anthonypetercoleman339
    @anthonypetercoleman339 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "I loved a Bigger Splash. Is that what you had hoped it would have made at the box office? "
    LEEEETS GOOOO!!! 🤣💀

    • @Zero-F81
      @Zero-F81 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You forgot the best part that I didn’t even catch the first time. Right after he says “YOU IDIOT!”

  • @SoTiredoftheToxicBS
    @SoTiredoftheToxicBS 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Love Dakota! Her timing is awesome ❤

  • @ShinRyojin
    @ShinRyojin ปีที่แล้ว +104

    The Nepo Truce oath was genius.

  • @michaelnguyen3461
    @michaelnguyen3461 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I don’t know how Emmy’s work, but this skit deserves it.

    • @TJamesBell
      @TJamesBell ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't know how this whole sex thing works, but I also deserve it.

    • @VortexMelodic
      @VortexMelodic ปีที่แล้ว

      #FACTs = bet ✅
      🏆 #Emmys2025 x #SNLive x #DakotaJohnson x #ThrowingShade
      #CurtisJackson pls #REmix that ⤴️
      🇺🇸🗽🪙
      💠
      LE

    • @okiguess8103
      @okiguess8103 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dakota could be nominated for acting, for the entire episode

  • @carlosrvra
    @carlosrvra ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "The Lonelier Island" burn... great! Dude's head-turn reaction to it... even greater! Also like the minor detail of Dakota using two cups, with the second cup as a heat sleave. Very real thing! 😄

  • @victorumoh4183
    @victorumoh4183 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    The closing of the door😂😂

  • @michaelgomez3343
    @michaelgomez3343 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    They will light a candle every year on the day this sketch aired due to how hard they KILLED it. "Nepo truce? . . . Not you Ben."

  • @Dknyj6891
    @Dknyj6891 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The audience was great tonight. Their reactions made this even better.

  • @theultimatereductionist7592
    @theultimatereductionist7592 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I was always wondering when PDD would be compared with The Lonely Island.
    But I NEVER expected them to be compared in THAT way! ("The Lonelier Island")🤣🤣🤣

  • @danh4486
    @danh4486 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    So glad this is on TH-cam already! Definitely one the their best SNL skits. But every Lonely Don't Destroy skit is Fire so I'm not surprised.

  • @videditorEB1
    @videditorEB1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Dude, I laughed out loud to a bunch of that. Great sketch!

  • @icebearrrrr23
    @icebearrrrr23 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The Hamilton part was absolute gold!!!

  • @reddy272
    @reddy272 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I'm so glad this was live, part of the joy is hearing the audience laughing and shrieking along.

  • @blipmachine
    @blipmachine ปีที่แล้ว +147

    It's good to see PDD move up to be the 3rd upload of the night instead of a random afterthought 3 hours or a day later.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Looks like it wasn't "cut for time"

    • @tangiechapman6219
      @tangiechapman6219 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMG they’re moving up in the world I’m impressed

    • @dannytallmage2971
      @dannytallmage2971 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dakota’s agent probably got on the phone and said make sure you lead with the only funny one

  • @ColinFilm
    @ColinFilm ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Absolute gold! 😂 Props to Dakota too for being on board for a sketch like this. 👏

    • @Valeriamtzp
      @Valeriamtzp 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Right? I'm pretty sure she is so self aware of what people mock her for and she just embraces it and laughs about it

  • @sayhijill
    @sayhijill 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    please do a behind the scenes making of this sketch. this skit is perfection.

  • @hg82met
    @hg82met 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This was the best skit of the night. These guys always deliver.

  • @MarkMoreno-fl3mx
    @MarkMoreno-fl3mx ปีที่แล้ว +53

    “There really… not for me” best passive aggressive insult I’ve ever heard

    • @TJamesBell
      @TJamesBell ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uhhhhhh, that's 'they're' not 'there'. (See what what I did there? Correct use of the word 'there'.)

  • @graphicgrunt
    @graphicgrunt ปีที่แล้ว +7

    These guys never let us down! The writing on SNL skits are so hit and miss but these guys kill it! Thank you

  • @ShinRyojin
    @ShinRyojin ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I had to pause this sketch several times from laughter fits. Just back and forth savagery!

    • @Dixie.1818
      @Dixie.1818 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right,,finally a good skit from snl

  • @ehudsdagger5619
    @ehudsdagger5619 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Every single PDD is gold. But this might be the single best one!

  • @coldbattery
    @coldbattery 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    dakota johnson is so sweet,
    the comedy timing is on point too.
    Also I laugh so hard watching madam web

  • @DanielleA2023
    @DanielleA2023 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Dakota and Please Don't Destroy are a perfect match ❤❤❤❤

  • @oliviatoler633
    @oliviatoler633 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This was a great sketch. The guys were amazing as usual. Dakota was incredible! I have never seen her be so funny. This was perfect.

  • @TheDevildogs75
    @TheDevildogs75 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Hands down, best "Please Don't Destroy" skit ever!

  • @markdavis1358
    @markdavis1358 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    This is gold. Dakota is so great.

  • @renfam8183
    @renfam8183 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Finally! The funniest sketch I've seen on SNL in years. Is it Possible to replicate this level of writing

    • @tangho
      @tangho 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      seriously the top 1 best thing that has ever come out of SNL

  • @mayacal
    @mayacal ปีที่แล้ว +9

    OMG This was so hilarious!! Once she slammed the door shut it was on!😂😂😂😂

  • @lydiatingey3773
    @lydiatingey3773 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    1:38 absolutely destroyed the fact that he’s actually an nepotism baby a little bit lol

    • @ashleyhuppler2449
      @ashleyhuppler2449 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      All of them are except Ben, that’s why he gets pushed out of the circle.

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They are really funny even with it though

  • @mrlowdays
    @mrlowdays ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Amazing roast by everyone and kudos for PDD for not doing any of the low hanging jokes about her 50 Shades of Grey role

    • @Nippleless_Cage
      @Nippleless_Cage ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Low hanging... 😏

    • @hudsontaylor4
      @hudsontaylor4 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Nippleless_Cageyour name 🤝

  • @andrewsommer717
    @andrewsommer717 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    IT ONLY GETS BETTER!! Credit to them for being able to turn the whole situation funny. Took some big swings here!

  • @Marsha.Sprinkle
    @Marsha.Sprinkle 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This is one of the best written sketches in recent memory, hands down. Masterpiece! More SNL skits by whoever wrote this.