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  • @dylanbale5709
    @dylanbale5709 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    Moral of this video is don't take your hoodie off while on a treadmill 🤣

    • @jennymacallan9071
      @jennymacallan9071 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lesson learned!🤣😂😂

    • @edmundkockenlocker4672
      @edmundkockenlocker4672 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And don't try and walk down steps in flippers 😆

    • @07kamichamakarin
      @07kamichamakarin ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He wants to look cool, no worries. 😂😭

    • @dropzoneau8632
      @dropzoneau8632 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Definitely do tho!! It ends up being hilarious 😂

    • @dylanbale5709
      @dylanbale5709 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @DropZone AU yea if want to lose some skin on the giant sanding machine lol

  • @64482
    @64482 ปีที่แล้ว +1398

    I love how they have just completely abandoned "No one was harmed."

    • @requiescat4399
      @requiescat4399 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      well that guy who fell of the roof was harmed, i tell you.. lol

    • @daBEAGLE1017
      @daBEAGLE1017 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I now assume everyone got injured and it makes the video even better.

    • @DoctorX17
      @DoctorX17 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      They got wise to us getting wise that everyone is harmed

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He not edit video..again:):)

    • @DaeScarProductions
      @DaeScarProductions ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Thank goodness lol that made me stop watching for a while

  • @Gordanovich02
    @Gordanovich02 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    To all the people asking about the McDonalds clip at 3:28 or thereabouts; the guy in the black jacket is proposing to her. She said no.
    Also, it's not in the UK. Believe it's actually Johannesburg, South Africa.

    • @Tanya_Offscript
      @Tanya_Offscript ปีที่แล้ว +94

      THANK YOU!!! I watched it about 4 times and couldn’t figure out what was going on lol

    • @Matrxmonky
      @Matrxmonky ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Doing the Lord's work, kind citizen.
      Carry on.

    • @mastakush4272
      @mastakush4272 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thank you

    • @gloriousquads
      @gloriousquads ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thank you !

    • @armandobrandolese9495
      @armandobrandolese9495 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      In a effin McDonalds mate... thats classy.

  • @SwiftyBoy
    @SwiftyBoy ปีที่แล้ว +533

    7:17 I lost it when the driver stepped out, then tried pushing a totally wrecked car while yelling at the passenger to reverse 😂

    • @kayevans2964
      @kayevans2964 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That really made me chuckle too 😂😂

    • @aeasthouse316
      @aeasthouse316 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      nothing that a bit of polish wont fix

    • @John-rw9bv
      @John-rw9bv ปีที่แล้ว +61

      The passenger was boxed in by the driver and the railing, so imagine what's going through his mind.
      Scottish drugs, probably.

    • @edmundkockenlocker4672
      @edmundkockenlocker4672 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It was Glasgow, so I can't say I'm surprised😏

    • @R1D2-420
      @R1D2-420 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      They were both cooked ! 🥴🤣

  • @backwheelben257
    @backwheelben257 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    10/10 for effort trying to stop the van with a kick 👌😆

    • @shahzadnaseer5011
      @shahzadnaseer5011 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uh hubbub I'm k GC, CFB CD cf in NY CCTV hubby hub cyber I Bundesrat Chadic MCI's did GCB din

    • @kineticdeath
      @kineticdeath ปีที่แล้ว +17

      the gasp then the kick. I rewatched that one a few times, and in slow mo

    • @MrMaster2262
      @MrMaster2262 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      She is Fit as 😜

    • @yuenkentsang9446
      @yuenkentsang9446 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think she's foreign. All in all like me. Always double check your handbrake is on.

    • @da10cent41
      @da10cent41 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrMaster2262 she is issn't she.

  • @pixleyez
    @pixleyez ปีที่แล้ว +303

    6:51 Even the car knew that was a stupid place to park, so decided to move itself😂

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s a right hand-drive car. He simply got out of the passenger side and the driver drove off.

    • @joesmith1926
      @joesmith1926 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@AtheistOrphan the clip starts with the guy opening the passenger door to pull out the delivery bag. He was the driver.

    • @3acor
      @3acor ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@AtheistOrphan he was the driver. You can see him running back to catch the car at the end

    • @dogs-and-destruction-channel
      @dogs-and-destruction-channel ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AtheistOrphan
      Then explain why the bag he retrieve from the otherside aka THE *RIGHT* would be driving a car?

    • @geoculus5606
      @geoculus5606 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@AtheistOrphan Take that slash off the cross. ;)

  • @Toywins
    @Toywins ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The groan coming out of the guy that fell off that roof was primal style pain!! 😂😂😂

    • @GigaJinGaming3711
      @GigaJinGaming3711 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I think he broke his bones

    • @mrbiker1294
      @mrbiker1294 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Winded him proper

  • @hyrenaj2888
    @hyrenaj2888 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    6:05 poor dude's just trying to make a living with a job that pays nothing and those dudes were laughing their asses off...

  • @Deianiraa
    @Deianiraa ปีที่แล้ว +444

    I love how cars always wait for the people to be like 20ft away before moving

    • @Durwood71
      @Durwood71 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      And the response from the driver is always the same: slow, casual walk immediately into a dead sprint.

    • @NbSkaz
      @NbSkaz ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LOL

    • @MathSMR42
      @MathSMR42 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well its Physics
      The acceleration is constant, so the velocity stacks up without any mercy (well till 50mph or smthng, then the air will break it bit)
      once it reaches a certain speed its just over

    • @Lucky-mq2fi
      @Lucky-mq2fi ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MathSMR42 your forgetting a key factor
      A wall

    • @charlesbeall2589
      @charlesbeall2589 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've always known "Real men" never use the park brake but maybe it's true for "real girls" too!🤡

  • @Owlanox
    @Owlanox ปีที่แล้ว +290

    People walking in to glass doors will never not be funny 😂

    • @aceholepictures
      @aceholepictures ปีที่แล้ว +16

      wearing shades inside too; totally had it coming

    • @TheJimprez
      @TheJimprez ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I did that, kindof...
      I slapped my hand on a plate glass window at my high school to scare my friend sitting on the other side. It DISINTEGRATED and I went right through it... 55 sutures and a sliced Achile's heel... Plus two people on the other side injured...
      The janitor had noted a break in the glass months before but the school procrastinated on fixing it.
      Crazy... It felt like a dream. Just falling through that huge window... Imagine on a highrise???

    • @reidflemingworldstoughestm1394
      @reidflemingworldstoughestm1394 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was a glass wall, not a door.

    • @lottnio8207
      @lottnio8207 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s funny for the first dozen times you see it but not after that.

    • @sanidhyagaur3474
      @sanidhyagaur3474 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i was in so much hurry last week, running to the train station... i didn't even see them glass door and slammed into it head first. Shook the whole glass door and wall. on impact I was in shock and said "Sorry" to the glass door 😶, which then started sliding and opened.
      These sliding doors should open fast when a person is running at speed of light. 😕 definitely not my fault.

  • @anishadaley6662
    @anishadaley6662 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I love how confidently she karate kicked that car like it would do anything to stop it

    • @plonkast
      @plonkast ปีที่แล้ว

      She could have killed herself easily like that if she went a little bit more to the right and fell...

    • @John-rw9bv
      @John-rw9bv ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's only so much you can do when you weigh less than 80kg :(

    • @E-A-Z-Y
      @E-A-Z-Y ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@John-rw9bv 80kg!? That’s like 200lbs lmao she’s probably like 50kg…

    • @John-rw9bv
      @John-rw9bv ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@E-A-Z-Y IDK man i'm fat, skinny people all look the same to me.

    • @rjsegedin7116
      @rjsegedin7116 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@E-A-Z-Y yeah, so? 50kg is less than 80kg

  • @harmonydanger
    @harmonydanger ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The small town American in me: "Why did no one get up and help that man with his beer?!" 🤣🤣

  • @CJPHS98_GAMES
    @CJPHS98_GAMES ปีที่แล้ว +196

    That poor bloke with the beers. Someone help the man! 😂😂

    • @skylined5534
      @skylined5534 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hey, beer deaths are no laughing matter, just ask Ozzy Man 😂

    • @apfelsafteiswuerfel1
      @apfelsafteiswuerfel1 ปีที่แล้ว

      I take two!

    • @skylined5534
      @skylined5534 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Jay p
      Eh?! 😂

    • @grahamjordan1040
      @grahamjordan1040 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Jay p that’s the trouble nowadays nobody will help, the phone zombies just get their mobiles out and film it instead of helping that’s the mentality of today’s youngsters.

    • @Eagle-Striker
      @Eagle-Striker ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jay p I visited London 10 yeras ago and found the british to be super friendlly and helpful. Maybe times have changed

  • @twiistnutter
    @twiistnutter ปีที่แล้ว +57

    4:30 I'm sorry for laughing at your pain sir xD

    • @skylined5534
      @skylined5534 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *Hwaaaarrguhhhh!*

    • @Silver_Swan_MK2
      @Silver_Swan_MK2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Street Fighter death sound
      (forgot the character lol)

    • @oceanview2965
      @oceanview2965 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Perfect time-line 👍.

    • @risingsun91
      @risingsun91 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hilarious at 0.25x speed. Sounds like he never ends screaming

  • @leatherworkstation
    @leatherworkstation ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Thought this was just going to be footage of us going into polling stations...

    • @TheGodpharma
      @TheGodpharma 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Clever! 😂

  • @chavajr99
    @chavajr99 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    4:31 that was a scream of actual pain, holy jesus

    • @paulsomething8
      @paulsomething8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

    • @ZoonCrypticon
      @ZoonCrypticon ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he felt right onto his kneecap with full weight...and that hurts like pest.

    • @keithtremblay8803
      @keithtremblay8803 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      100% pure agony.

  • @myriaddunes2569
    @myriaddunes2569 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Guy laughing at the mattress falling off laughed so hard my throat became dry 😢

    • @pinkpantherer
      @pinkpantherer ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lolllll

    • @animaltvi9515
      @animaltvi9515 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It really wasn't that funny..

    • @electro1463
      @electro1463 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He was trying to hard...

  • @Scout-uj1fj
    @Scout-uj1fj ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Passengers: Don't worry the captain must be in control of the ship.
    Captain: 1:46

    • @laszlokaestner5766
      @laszlokaestner5766 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That was quite scary, those are some big waves they have been caught in. It looks like a trawler that was on auto-pilot and the weather suddenly turned on them. The guy is trying to regain control of the ship, probably to try and turn her into the waves while the others do what they can with the nets to take turning possible.

    • @Scout-uj1fj
      @Scout-uj1fj ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@laszlokaestner5766 regain control of the ship.....lol he was trying to take control of his body 😆 Some people have tough jobs

    • @heartless604
      @heartless604 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That young man was not a captain

    • @JP_RS6
      @JP_RS6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought that was an accurate depiction of our government.

    • @genybr
      @genybr ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JP_RS6 ships are not making the waves.

  • @MrHoarses
    @MrHoarses ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The boy who fell off the roof was grim...Hope he's OK. 100% his life changed in that moment.

  • @hughM9
    @hughM9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You gotta love the optimism of the last chap trying to get his Kia with half the front missing off the pole. 🤣

    • @haggler
      @haggler ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s trashed

  • @RandysRides
    @RandysRides ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Remember to always put a fire blanket 2 feet above and around the source. Let it breathe...stare at it....scream if you'd like.

    • @jamie7472
      @jamie7472 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They could have pushed the tray back in and closed the door. The fire would smother itself fairly quickly

    • @Jarok3
      @Jarok3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jamie7472 sometimes, natural selection doesnt seem so bad after all..

    • @tregoboing
      @tregoboing ปีที่แล้ว +6

      also walk back and forth a couple of times, scientifically proven to extinguish flames.

    • @423co
      @423co ปีที่แล้ว

      In America we have 911 idiot help line.

    • @ZoonCrypticon
      @ZoonCrypticon ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I felt really sorry for the women. Fire is a thing not easy to control, especially if being surprised by it. Such incidents must be trained. Out of panic one does the stupidest things.

  • @DaSaster
    @DaSaster ปีที่แล้ว +27

    5:58
    Apparently russians are now from UK.

    • @angr3819
      @angr3819 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Oh, it seems everyone is from the UK now. Or maybe the other way around and to the UK 😢

  • @TheWillster14
    @TheWillster14 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    If I had a nickel for every time I saw a British person fall off a treadmill after trying to take off their hoodie, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

    • @JAY1892
      @JAY1892 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @achim8239
      @achim8239 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Keeping up the treadmill speed obviously needs visual control. Once you do not actually see where you are, your other senses turn out to be quite unreliable in this respect.

    • @nicfarrow
      @nicfarrow 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Spectacular precise logic! Highly commendable!

    • @gordon1545
      @gordon1545 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No way of knowing if that clip was from the UK, of course. The compilation includes clips that are obviously from the US, South Africa, Ireland and the Netherlands, among others.

  • @Leoviliti1
    @Leoviliti1 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The man who fell off the roof into the neighbours garden yelling in agony with the wife just standing there thinking
    " Damn ,That didn't work.., I can still hear him !" 😅🤣

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998
    @storytimewithunclebill1998 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Reverse, reverse, reverse. That car isn't moving like that. So funny. Was fun to watch. Great video

    • @kaasmeester5903
      @kaasmeester5903 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It'll buff out.

    • @jessicabecause3717
      @jessicabecause3717 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Not with no one in the driver seat.

    • @theboyb83
      @theboyb83 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I think he'd had a few buckfasts. Lol

    • @bundylam
      @bundylam ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Pissed up driver deserves to be locked up!

    • @skylined5534
      @skylined5534 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Father Jack vibes.

  • @gustavohernandeza.890
    @gustavohernandeza.890 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    What's better than FailArmy twice a week? FailArmy three times a week!

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No one was harmed.

    • @user-td8ys1pt9f
      @user-td8ys1pt9f ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Psychol-Snooper In first video ✅

    • @chibykecollins122
      @chibykecollins122 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Double it and give it to the next person

    • @xBris
      @xBris ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *thrice for crying out loud. It was that close and you still managed to miss it...

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@user-td8ys1pt9f That lad at 5:52 - you can tell the way he hits the wall for help.

  • @morespywareforyou2262
    @morespywareforyou2262 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    It makes me proud, as a Brit, to know that we are up there with the best of them!

    • @_Jester_
      @_Jester_ ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In fact, you're leading the pack. 😁

  • @stemartin6671
    @stemartin6671 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That first clip is amazing, the confidence she had in her ability to heel that van and stop it was incredible lol

  • @ikerzuazaga6218
    @ikerzuazaga6218 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    1:35 This guy deserves a Golden ball 🤣👌

    • @Silver_Swan_MK2
      @Silver_Swan_MK2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Soon enough he turned into a Cinderace pokemon lol

  • @phillwainewright4221
    @phillwainewright4221 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    7:00 - That car has more sense than it's owner - it knows it shouldn't be parked right opposite a junction.

  • @lizcollinson2692
    @lizcollinson2692 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lady with the shopping, "I'm done for save the shopping"
    Completely British

  • @iamjimb
    @iamjimb 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    0:12 props to her, tried to stop the van with her body. That could have gone a lot worse lol

  • @gnobel
    @gnobel ปีที่แล้ว +14

    6:37 - That guy laughing at the mattress 😂

  • @ronniejunior6990
    @ronniejunior6990 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    0:10 crazy that .... that woman thought she could stop the car with her leg😂😂

    • @scottymackay1801
      @scottymackay1801 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      She's really lucky she still has a knee

    • @MrBda241
      @MrBda241 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@scottymackay1801 She's lucky she could still bend her knee

    • @ronniejunior6990
      @ronniejunior6990 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@scottymackay1801 she almost broke it

    • @elgringo1893
      @elgringo1893 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I commend her efforts

    • @jesuschristiscallingyou953
      @jesuschristiscallingyou953 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elgringo1893 I admire her daringness.

  • @Funnyhub4u
    @Funnyhub4u 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Came for the fails, stayed for the existential crisis. 😂 Anyone else too?

  • @dailydriverdrops
    @dailydriverdrops ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:19 - This guy is a true professional 🤣👍

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998
    @storytimewithunclebill1998 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    I wonder if she really thought throwing her leg up like that would stop that truck. Glad she didn't get hurt. Always fails again. Was fun to watch. Great video

    • @skylined5534
      @skylined5534 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "So, you leave me to roll away, kick me in the face and then let me slam into a brick wall... you can sodding well walk home for that!"

    • @storytimewithunclebill1998
      @storytimewithunclebill1998 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahaha. That's awesome

    • @lacavalloelmundo8295
      @lacavalloelmundo8295 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She should try with her hands and body weight. Instead of throwing her leg up. 😃🤔

    • @apfelsafteiswuerfel1
      @apfelsafteiswuerfel1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not even that.

    • @lacavalloelmundo8295
      @lacavalloelmundo8295 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidearl1973 lol that's the safest way for sure 😃

  • @iancadwallender9779
    @iancadwallender9779 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Some of the laughing on this had me in stitches.REVERSE...REVERSE...no front wheel...brilliant
    Nice one

  • @321a1233
    @321a1233 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:05 the picnic table in the beer garden, like how 😂😂😂

  • @eaglekeeper7608
    @eaglekeeper7608 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This was the best fail army I’ve seen in ages. Great bunch of clips.

  • @kaloyanradkov8962
    @kaloyanradkov8962 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "What a wanker!!" - would be an appropriate way to comment on atleast 50% of all those videos.... I love Brits!!

    • @skylined5534
      @skylined5534 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Where are you from?! It's always heartening and funny when people overseas know slang insults like that 😂

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998
    @storytimewithunclebill1998 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Dude looked defeated when he couldn't close his box on the back of his scooter. Had the crowd laughing hard. Must have been a bet. Was fun to watch. Great video

    • @Ondriy_Suvar
      @Ondriy_Suvar ปีที่แล้ว +5

      В России для таких случаев придумали резинки с крючками. Судя по виду водителя скутера в Англии про такое не слышали.
      Да хотя-бы скотчем замотал!)

  • @sumdumguy8917
    @sumdumguy8917 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Those last 2 lads with the smashed up kia were wired to the moon 🤣

  • @Kratos-005
    @Kratos-005 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:47 is why Britannia rules the waves! 🇬🇧

    • @_________.
      @_________. 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Funny joke

  • @jordigarcia6493
    @jordigarcia6493 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    0:35 It's a boy!

  • @bobbrown3471
    @bobbrown3471 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    0:11 did you really think kicking the car would stop it like?

    • @henrigostoso05
      @henrigostoso05 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Woman being woman

    • @alwaysdisputin9930
      @alwaysdisputin9930 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@henrigostoso05 You're a hateful sexist but are you also a sex offender & rapist?
      She was reducing it's momentum so that there'd be less damage.

    • @Dude-dk5jg
      @Dude-dk5jg ปีที่แล้ว

      She thinks she's an anime character

  • @synalodoko4008
    @synalodoko4008 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love the confidence of the grandpa with his grandson 😹😹

  • @earlmarney
    @earlmarney ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The one of the guy throwing his shoe at the basketball was LOL funny--all 12 times I watched it.

  • @guss2099
    @guss2099 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    As a foreign living in the U.K. for 16 years now, I can confirm this is 100% accurate. 😬

    • @horyzengaming3935
      @horyzengaming3935 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seems everyone wants immigrate and live with us idiots though doesn't it. Surprising how many foreigners risk there lives everyday just to be with us idiots. Seems we are all idiots.

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me as living in EU i say its accurate too....

    • @chrispetritsch1291
      @chrispetritsch1291 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well,duh!

    • @dkent3853
      @dkent3853 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As a person living. I can confirm.

    • @swanclipper
      @swanclipper ปีที่แล้ว

      foreigner.
      or
      foreign person.

  • @JKH133
    @JKH133 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    Makes me proud to be British

    • @CasuallyCold
      @CasuallyCold ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @JKH133 I'm proud to be part British 🇬🇧. Well I'm American 🇺🇸 but my ancestors well some of them are from the UK 🇬🇧.

    • @yy17782
      @yy17782 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      🤮😂

    • @Silver_Swan_MK2
      @Silver_Swan_MK2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well so am i 🇦🇺

    • @KingsleyComanIsCool
      @KingsleyComanIsCool ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Z O what do you have against us

    • @brll5733
      @brll5733 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *Bri'ish

  • @Jo-hc8pm
    @Jo-hc8pm ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When the mattress came off the car it was a little funny but it was the bloke laughing about it that made me cry with laughter 🤣

  • @FailsWork
    @FailsWork ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That poor bloke with the beers. Someone help the man! 🤣🤣

  • @troye.1309
    @troye.1309 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:13 The five-second-rule ALWAYS applies!

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube ปีที่แล้ว +22

    3:28 - Wait, what was the McDonald's one supposed to be about?

    • @voxelemur
      @voxelemur ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's what I'm wondering. Maybe something to do with the literal shopping cart filled with fast food?

    • @ivaneames4354
      @ivaneames4354 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The guy had what looked to be a ring box in his hand at the start so it looks like he was proposing and it didn't go well.

    • @shishinonaito
      @shishinonaito ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@voxelemur maybe she was buying a ton of food and people were mad at her because she was taking way too long, and then she said fuck it and left all the food there and stormed off? Or maybe it's something completely different and unrelated to the food lol

    • @Willou445
      @Willou445 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think the guy proposed…

    • @matthewswann2525
      @matthewswann2525 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Idk but I don't even think it's British, the signs and that don't look very British around plus not one white or Asian person from what I see, that and I can't hear any British accents

  • @willo300
    @willo300 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Makes me proud to be British 🇬🇧

  • @L77kaMagic817
    @L77kaMagic817 ปีที่แล้ว

    People laughing hysterically in the background is everything!

  • @effaroundfindout
    @effaroundfindout ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That mattress twerk had me rolling🤣

  • @nathanmcbow158
    @nathanmcbow158 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    5:50 ok now this is exactly what you should NOT be doing. First off if that is an actual fireproof blanket you can smother the flame with that, might be tricky on such a surface but still, do not just lay it on top like that, won´t do squat. Secondly DO NOT OPEN THE WINDOW. That will just feed more air into the mix.

    • @skylined5534
      @skylined5534 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought it looked like a shower curtain 😂

    • @thynk-unlimited
      @thynk-unlimited ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you have a lot of smoke in the house you better open the window for fresh air or you will pass out really soon..

    • @ohandanotheronebitesthedus6247
      @ohandanotheronebitesthedus6247 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @David H nope i closed my door and my kitchen fire self extinguished the whole walls cupboards and ceiling were on fire i woke up to it closed the door went outside phoned 999 theyre where like 5 mins but there was no fire just the heat and everything chared

    • @sloppyjoe77
      @sloppyjoe77 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everyone just make sure you know where your fire extinguisher is located and or beat the fuck out of that fire and lay and smolder that fire with that blanket like you are tryna kill it/suffocate it as long as It is a FIRE BLANKET THOUGH!

    • @ohandanotheronebitesthedus6247
      @ohandanotheronebitesthedus6247 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do you expect from woman honestly they wouldn't survive without men

  • @southerncomfortuk
    @southerncomfortuk ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg I must stop watching these at night. The shrieks of laughter coming out of my room will wake the neighbours 🤣

  • @interceptor-ss8kb
    @interceptor-ss8kb ปีที่แล้ว +18

    McDonald's one isn't British

  • @naejttenroc6759
    @naejttenroc6759 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The Brits are funnier than anyone else.

    • @423co
      @423co ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NAH! Australians are far more funny! Now the Irish can do more funny alcohol related stunts.

    • @OiOiSillyBoi
      @OiOiSillyBoi ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@423co Aussies are descendants of convict brits, so one in the same, shared brit/anglosphere roots.

    • @Gerardus1970
      @Gerardus1970 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@natureboy4397 Australians sound funny and are funnier. I agree about the Scots though, they sound funny, are funny and unlike the English don't moan about everything.

    • @Gerardus1970
      @Gerardus1970 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@OiOiSillyBoi Aussies are descendant from many diverse cultures other than English. 200 years ago sure, not today. A bit like the videos in this compilation - a good percentage of which weren't British.

    • @OiOiSillyBoi
      @OiOiSillyBoi ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Gerardus1970 Australia was an English penal colony 🙂

  • @aam50
    @aam50 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Nice to see there are some things us Brits still do really, really well. Just the laugh I needed today.

    • @423co
      @423co ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JOB WELL DONE!

  • @reddog9161
    @reddog9161 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Worst part of this whole video was the cross grain sanding at 20 seconds, made me flinch more than anything else hahah

  • @markebedwell9973
    @markebedwell9973 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love that flying karate kick on the van, hahaha 😆

  • @GreenLars
    @GreenLars ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Can we confirm that the guys falling into the canal in Amsterdam was brits? (There was an Amsterdam sign there at least 🤣)

    • @Zooz.
      @Zooz. ปีที่แล้ว +9

      this doesn't need confirmation, have you ever been to Amsterdam? who else could it be

    • @matthewswann2525
      @matthewswann2525 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can confirm, although it is Amsterdam, it is definately Brits, although the video in what I think is a fast food restaurant I don't believe is In Britain and same with the American football guys. Were not really allowed alcohol in stands for most sports😂😂

    • @matthewswann2525
      @matthewswann2525 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Plus the guys playing basketball, that doesn't look British at all, I could be wrong though

    • @92JinKazama
      @92JinKazama ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@matthewswann2525That's Russian.

    • @matthewswann2525
      @matthewswann2525 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@92JinKazama yeah that's what I thought, wasn't 100% though

  • @skylined5534
    @skylined5534 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:18
    Couldn't unclip from his SPDs in time 😂

  • @mraldridge7612
    @mraldridge7612 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Absolutely brilliant, the lad that went of the roof had me rolling 🤣🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👍🏻

  • @s.g2344
    @s.g2344 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love the British videos please can we have more, they always seem to be funnier and more genuine 😊😊

    • @423co
      @423co ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree....takes the heat off us yanks!

    • @daveholloway3278
      @daveholloway3278 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep can confirm that brits aren't the sharpest tools in the box.

    • @robair67
      @robair67 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daveholloway3278 we have a box? Why am I never informed about these things?

    • @darrenfalconer3267
      @darrenfalconer3267 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daveholloway3278 90% of fail videos are American falling up or down steps. I'd say they have the win for not being he brightest

  • @Jeffcrocodile
    @Jeffcrocodile ปีที่แล้ว +9

    we need a british only spinoff, this was pure gold. REVERSE!

    • @thesadwolf
      @thesadwolf ปีที่แล้ว

      Ironically that clip was most likely Scottish and not British.

    • @true282
      @true282 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thesadwolf The Scottish are British.

    • @thesadwolf
      @thesadwolf ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Blackcartcrafts Traitor! Geographically you're British but culturally you're not. William Wallace would be ashamed and yes, I'm absolutely taking the piss.

  • @bigc6621
    @bigc6621 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I think we've now learned not to take off hoodies while on a treadmill.

    • @423co
      @423co ปีที่แล้ว

      OH YEAH???? Try taking one off on the stools at the pub!

    • @alwaysdisputin9930
      @alwaysdisputin9930 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sadly this is a lesson people will have to learn the hard way.
      Over & over & over again.

  • @WilliamStockburn
    @WilliamStockburn ปีที่แล้ว

    "Reverse, reverse, reverse, reverse..." absolutely killed me 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @malloryg4251
    @malloryg4251 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wish this was twice as long! How delightful! LOL

  • @IBM_Museum
    @IBM_Museum ปีที่แล้ว +5

    @2:54 - "Both of our 'birds' [who were seated on the other side of the picnic table] are very pretty, congrats Bro!"

  • @Jega-SzaboAron
    @Jega-SzaboAron ปีที่แล้ว +9

    6:39 Now I understand what the memory mattress really means 😂😂😂

  • @DJdoppIer
    @DJdoppIer ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That last clip: I was waiting for the obligatory _"Ya can't park there!"_

  • @jamiemunro2632
    @jamiemunro2632 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Man trying summer his super powers, "reverse reverse reverse"😂😂

  • @user-tf1ii2kv8z
    @user-tf1ii2kv8z ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0.13 damn that kick though😂

  • @zacharyfrierson6972
    @zacharyfrierson6972 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:01 Ah yes. Time to remove your long-sleeve shirt while running on an active treadmill. Surely nothing bad can come of that.

  • @Firehawk0469
    @Firehawk0469 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The dude laughing hysterically at the motorcycle guy who can’t fit his parcel in the storage pod was awesome

    • @John-rw9bv
      @John-rw9bv ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He actually could have by rotating the boxes, because they are not square, so it's like he knows they should fit... and yet.. they do not.

  • @kyronking4771
    @kyronking4771 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    actually laughed out loud at the girl trying to fly kick her 2 ton van back up the drive way , loololol

  • @nigeljames6017
    @nigeljames6017 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    As a Brit, I want you to know that losing beer / lager is not a laughing matter 😢.
    Hell, great compilation anyway !

    • @nigeljames6017
      @nigeljames6017 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@number1fen Pure horror. Lol.

    • @LiftFan
      @LiftFan ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Especially at a stadium where it's probably £7 a pint

    • @423co
      @423co ปีที่แล้ว

      So.......how do the IRISH handle something like that? Do tell?

    • @robm3007
      @robm3007 ปีที่แล้ว

      Losing one beer is bad enough but the defeated bow to the floor says it all prob spent alot on them also lots time waiting in line and looks like climbed up most of the steps untill well disaster 🏳🏳🏳🙏🙏 but who ever they were for (not all for him ) shame on u for not rushing to grab a couple pints👎

    • @eggchomp
      @eggchomp ปีที่แล้ว

      @@number1fen watch yourself there. or you might just find your car suddenly turned explosive

  • @danwall9325
    @danwall9325 ปีที่แล้ว

    The laugh on the mattress one 🤣 😂

  • @CrazyRevy
    @CrazyRevy ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That end guy was really trying hard to will that car into reverse lol

  • @arghjayem
    @arghjayem ปีที่แล้ว +6

    01:24 And this is why I use flat pedals on my road bike. For all the tiny advantage clipless gives you, they’re just not worth ending up on the floor like that! 😂

  • @ihmesekoilua
    @ihmesekoilua ปีที่แล้ว +6

    those last guys looked like they may need a purple burglar alarm.

  • @bushratbeachbum
    @bushratbeachbum ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:39 that's a well set up security system hahahahahahahahahaha

  • @stup4501
    @stup4501 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Someone laughing so hard about a mattress falling off a car has given me a good start my day 6:37

  • @Celtic4ever
    @Celtic4ever ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That guy just yeeted his shoe like a madman

  • @Floristhis-is-who-i-am-Floris
    @Floristhis-is-who-i-am-Floris ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:11 That's people falling in the canal in Amsterdam, The Netherlands.

    • @failarmy
      @failarmy  ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes but it's British people falling over.

  • @Jason-fo5rx
    @Jason-fo5rx ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Never sand a wood floor against the grain bro haha

  • @4-Phones
    @4-Phones 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    that mattress went flying

  • @finlaymclellan8754
    @finlaymclellan8754 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I think FailArmy needs an atlas as a few of those aren't in the UK.

    • @skylined5534
      @skylined5534 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I don't think it matters as long as the subject material us British people regardless of location.
      Edit:
      OK OK... I take it back! There was definitely a clip of Russians... in Russia!😂
      I'm going to leave me comment up as an ode to not watching the full video before commenting as there were quite a few non UK non Brit videos here, still good though!

    • @gijgij4541
      @gijgij4541 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least four... Certainly Amsterdam aint in the UK...

    • @BeetsBeetsBeetsBeets
      @BeetsBeetsBeetsBeets ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah right, next you'll be saying all their fails from 2023 are from other years and that we've seen them dozens of times.

    • @matthewswann2525
      @matthewswann2525 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gijgij4541 Amsterdam one is Brits though, in Amsterdam, I'm pretty sure the basketball and the black ladies in a fast food restaurant looking place ain't the UK, idk about the American football stand and beers either, not many follow American football here, plus we aren't allowed beer in stands for most places now

    • @423co
      @423co ปีที่แล้ว

      Well......I fell for it...got me again! Still funny.

  • @myview5840
    @myview5840 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    What happened with the mc donalds order? Did her card refuse? Why not charge her before cooking the order? Confused.

    • @MarvMarvensen
      @MarvMarvensen ปีที่แล้ว

      Guess she got declined because of the "mask" she was wearing.

    • @DoctorX17
      @DoctorX17 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm so confused with that one too... I've ALWAYS had to pay before getting my food. And that looked like the entire cart was full... I've done giant orders for groups/events and usually you aren't going to a register anyway, you would normally coordinate with the manager the day before and it would be handled differently

    • @ivaneames4354
      @ivaneames4354 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The way she looked at the guy behind her and he shook his head made me think it was a pay it forward thing and she was seriously taking the piss. She had paid for the person in front of her and was now expecting the guy to pay for her over the top order but he wasn't having it. The fact that he sated when she left tells me they weren't together. That's the problem with pay it forward, the person you are expected to pay for could have bought more than you and so you would be paying more than you would have been and if you refuse you get abuse from some quarters. Though if that was the case here then that was just selfish greed on the woman's part and she rightfully got humiliated for it. Either way, what a waste of food.

    • @skylined5534
      @skylined5534 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Also, that's in the USA definitely not the UK!

    • @Lfar59
      @Lfar59 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He was proposing. That's why he was on his knee.

  • @crashstitches79
    @crashstitches79 ปีที่แล้ว

    That last cli is pure Scouser ingenuity. "Revvearghse, revearghhse!"

  • @robevans5507
    @robevans5507 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    that pool shot is comedy gold

  • @4_EverLucky
    @4_EverLucky ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That was so hilarious I had to watch twice 😂

    • @dreifunf9675
      @dreifunf9675 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same with me, that was a good laugh

  • @gongatots4115
    @gongatots4115 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Reverse, reverse, reverse, reverse!! Had me stiches!!
    Just say no kids.

  • @MarkedMoneyTech
    @MarkedMoneyTech ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love Brits!

  • @s.g2344
    @s.g2344 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haha so British when someone falls "you alright there ?" 😅

  • @FGX318
    @FGX318 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    One if not the most funny and humor sensitive people of the world !! Go Brits !! 😂✌️✌️👍👍👍