r/Entitledparents "I WILL BUY YOUR BABY FOR $100"
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ก.ย. 2024
- r/Entitledparents think that everything you own belongs to them, even your own children! This insane mother tries to BUY another woman's baby for a few hundred bucks. And to make matters worse, she wants it to be her boyfriend's kid! Check out this funny entitled parents story, as well as others in this episode with funny Reddit posts!
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An entitled parent wants to buy your baby for $100.
What do you do?
rSlash 🥔
rSlash tell them to F off
I would say boi go to the adoption center
Slap them to death
I say no
“Boys will be boys” is for when a toddler is rolling around in mud and just roughhousing with the rest of his friends. Not an excuse for sexual assault
I feel like boys will be boys is sexist so no such thing for me if there is a law where boys will be boys then there should be girls will be girls
Ninja M Dragon my mom once said “girls will be girls” when an elderly neighbor showed up unannounced at our house and I was 13 doing horror makeup (torn off face makeup, I got liquid latex for the first time and was having a blast) my neighbor tried to say “You shouldn’t be doing that it’s not ladylike.” And my mom just stood up and said “Girls will be girls and she’s having fun with makeup any way she wants. What’s more ladylike than playing with makeup?” With a shit eating grin because this same neighbor had tried to tell me I needed to wear makeup more often when I was 9...fucking NINE
hey imma girl but imma tomboy that's not a gender it's just girls who like rough dirty activitiesso it's tomboys be tomboys
Becomes president nukes every other country his mom:boys will be boys
Wasn't the boy only 4? If he kept repeatedly touching a girl sexually, I think child services should get involved. More than likely someone has been touching him sexually
Girl: gets sexually assaulted
School: *does nothing
Girl: fights back
School: SHOCKED PIKACHU FACE
@@Hehehahaheha just increase your strength and try to learn to fight or try and ask any of your male friends for help
That's also what schools do with bullying.
This is evil
This is EVERY SCHOOL. Schools do SHIT when someone gets abused/ bullied, and they act when the child, who is the victim, acts against the suspect and THEY GET PUNISHED and the suspect DOESN'T. I hate schools for this. If I *EVER* go back to public school, I will be recording every scene of bullying or assault/abuse *just* to get the bully/abuser/assaulter suspended/expelled.
@@NotMySelfAtAll sad but true
“Baby terminator” is the cutest thing I ever heard a dad call his daughter
Yeah I imagined a little Arnold
Aww! I agree
Terminette! ^-^
@Spider-Man and marries him
Most def
Student: *gets sexually assaulted*
Principal: ehhh whatever
Girl: *wears a shirt with barely any shoulder showing*
Principal: that is illegal
thats not how it goes
Lol
@@AllTypesOfgames187 it is
Yeah it really is like that in the states.
R u sssniperwolf in disguise
When I was thirteen (I’m a girl, btw), a boy suddenly grabbed hold of me and began to punch me when I left school after play rehearsal. He had hold of me by the hair, and it really hurt. He didn’t realise I’ve been taught karate for a few years before then. So I kicked his ass. My parents were fuming (my dad was a karate teacher, and my mum is a total badass; and nearly ripped the boy’s head off when she found me with a cut lip), and since it was a bit of a shitty school, I got moved to a better school just around the corner. The parents of this guy tried to play the “boys will be boys” card. He got detention for a good long while until they managed to work out my transfer. I hate it when people use the “boys will be boys” excuse.
Kinda happened to me except with a girl a girl was using a boy to bully me in 1st grade and my dad taught me to fight back so he was calling me a retard and more and I just had enough punches him in the face hurt my knuckles I got suspended for a day for fighting back and not telling a teacher
I hate that excuse
Well, girls will be girls ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
When l was in elementary school, first or second grade, I played with a boy with a toy and suddenly he put his hand in my pants and underwear. I told the supervisor and was told to "stay away from him" and.. that's it nothing happened to him,not even a talk.
@@eternal_confusion that's disgusting
“Boys will be boys”
“Well girls with combat training will be girls with combat training”
#girlpower
#girlpower
Agreed. My gf has a military father and goes to camps for military children. She's stronger than I ever will be and she strikes fear in my heart a little. At least I don't have to worry abt her not being able to defend herself tho.
Rxn2016 Just worry about what would happen in an argument....
@@wta1518 true lol. I hope it never comes to that
*boy grabs butt*
*girl knocks him out cold*
Terminator: Hell yeah you did good heres a cake
I like terminator
fuck yes dude
our give them 500 dollars
jacksepticeye would be happy to hear the word cake
@@anonymousjohnn7969 yasss
ZombieHunter 186 that’s the dad I’m gonna be
@ZombieHunter 186 I agree
Rslash: “this husband is stuck with this EP
Me: *Laughs in divorce*
As he kind of stated in the video they had a kid so he wouldn't just be leaving the EP
@@zacharytaylor3410 he could still get a divorce and file for full custody
@@arielsky1907 He could but taking care of a baby by your self can be very hard and the mother's family might not be to happy about it. Also it doesn't seem like the mother did anything wrong to the baby at least from what was in the story so I don't think he would even get full custody.
*laughs in child support and possible split custody*
made my day
"Hello, Terminator! I need you to pick up Baby-Terminator."
This is the best sentence I've ever heard in my entire life.
XD
I’m DEFF
ɪᴋʀ
*ASTA LA VISTA BABY*
X D
"Ugh, I have a headache"
"I diagnose you with pregnant."
Puff the Bunny “with pregnant” this made me laugh 😂
Thanks google!
Pregananant
WebMd in a nutshell
@@familyguysofunny1933 truth there
I like how the ex wife and the ex husband were super comfortable with each other and are still friends even if they are ex's
Baby LuLu lots of times they arent going to be super dramatic. And both see it as just a break or whatever
I've known people who's exs are just COMPLETE JERKS. Like one that I know has snuck around child support and never helps the single mother who is forever stressed.
Well some ex’s could just not be the right one for them
I was thinking that exact thing! It's so nice when divorced couples are able to still work together for their kids. After my parents divorced it was awful. My dad gave zero fucks("the chapter of my life with her is over, I'm not going to waste energy thinking about her."), mom on the other hand... She went out of her way to try to spin everything my dad said into a horror story because she wanted custody of me. It was a nightmare. Mom is STILL convinced my dad poisoned me against her 10 years later. No, mom, you're just a classic narcissist that can't admit you may have been a bad mother.
Terminator and Ex-Mrs.Terminator’s relationship are great.
My favorite part is how the military dad refers to his daughter as "baby terminator" 😂😂😂
She will grow up as a badass woman
@@lunaeinhorn that she will!
She'll rip off arms
And legs
OK I thought he was making a date at his daughter that’s a pretty bad ass name though baby terminator
Parent: she has cancer
EM: No
Oh so that’s how we cure cancer? Just get an entitled parent to deny its existence
*We did it boys. Cancer is no more*
Unlimited Poweeeeerrr
Remdy Book:
*How to cure Diabies*
Stick a Needle in your Hip and eat less SwEeT tHiNgS
*How to cure a Broken Bone*
Put it in a Cast
*How to Cure Cancer*
Get their Entitled Parent to say "NO"
lol! hope u laughed at this and have a GREAT DAY!!!!!!
Dang, if I’d known this I could’ve saved my mom from losing her hair to chemotherapy and multiple surgeries. Awesome. Thank you! 😂😂
@@emmyblue30 your welcome! lol
“Boys will be boys”
Me: i literally almost broke someone’s arm for sexually harassing my friend.
YOU THINK SEXUAL HARASSMENT IS WHAT NORMAL DUDES WILL DO?
is she still your friend
lmao
My friend kinda almost KILLED the dude that sexually assaulted me-
obviously, the drunk school principal did
@@cheezeweezle dam 😮😮😮😮 but still awesome friend you got there
If you are being sexually assaulted, violence is ALWAYS the answer.
So true
Yes
violence is a last resort. if it comes to that something has gone HORRIBLY wrong. if it becomes needed, then it should be conducted with overwhelming force to end the situation ASAP and grant no mercy until that end is reached. any school that allows any situation to reach that level when they have been informed should be UNABLE to punish the victim for defending themselves and should face criminal investigation and punishment.
i fucking agree, that shit needs to go out of the solar complex more like the universe
Exactly I would fuck anybody up that sexually assaulted
"You can't get cancer at that young age" me sitting here frustrated knowing i survivede cancer (stage 3) at 2 yrs
First of all: awesome surviving there! Second: justifiable anger for u
your a legend !
I was 6 when I was diagnosed with leukemia. I can’t imagine being two years old and dealing with that. Hopefully you’re doing fine now.
You are really a legend
Wow 2yrs old hope there was no lasting damage
EP:Can’t you rescheduled?
Oh yes, I will reschedule my cancer
FlippyBlips HERE TO!!!!
Hi ducl
It'd be pretty awesome if we actually could do that. Hey doctor, can we reschedule it to 100 years from now? Sure thing, moomoo!
My cancer will wait just for your baby
Only if we could
Me, being female teen, would NEVER, EVER, give my baby away if I got pregnant.
1. It would be mine
2. I'm not doing THAT with her boyfriend
3. No, just no
MahBaconsGurl Memes
also its probably considered human trafficking
It's also against the "NEVER DO AS A MOM" List number one rule
1. NEVER TRADE CHILD FOR ANYTHING
Im a guy and i would sell mine for 100$
@@saml9263 who cares ? Whats a baby when u got 100$
Yung Don y...your a guy I don’t think you know the pain to deliver a baby for a total of 9 fucking m o n t h s also...please tell me your joking?
OP: I have ovarian cancer
EP: no
*welp, we did it boys. cancer is no more*
Logic
Kottonkandy09 amazing....Truly amazing.
yes
wE dId iT bOiS!!!! yay
@@silverthebunny-fox9558 logik
"I'm not pregnant."
"But you could be."
"Yeah, but I'm NOT pregnant."
"........but you COULD be."
Ex should have said
"Who cares if my daughter knocked him out? Girls will be girls."
That would have been awesome
That would be prorevenge and entitled parents XD
Actually no because boys typically display violent behavior more often than girls
@Deanoss Last yea. I doubt she knocked him out.
Coolbacondude lol hahahahaha
School: "Violence is not the answer. Bring it up with a teacher. Tell them to stop."
Student: **does all of that with no result**
Student: **defends themself**
School: **surprised pikachu face**
I know this is an old comment but fun story: a friend of my brother's was repeatedly being choked out (literally until he fainted) by bullies at recess, it had been going on for a while. He was maybe 10 years old, I'm not sure exactly but I know it was in elementary school. He kept telling the teachers, teachers did nothing. Parents told the staff, they did nothing. So this kid knew karate and was taught never to use it against someone unless it was self defense so his parents were fed up and just went "you know what? Next time this happens, you have our permission to take the bullies down." Kid fuckin flips the bitches and gets suspended for it so his parents took him skiing as a kudos for defending himself. Still one of my favorite stories. That school was fucked up. I went there from kindergarten to 3rd grade and hated it, the art teacher was racist too
Royal R I've studied Aikido, Hapkido and Muay Thai since age 7 and had a daughter in my 30's. Ever since she could stand I played soft arm move...hit (never touching). Arm move...joint lock (never painful) Spin her around... sweep the leg (never connecting) etc. Often she would go to one of the Dojo's and play with other kids while I trained not realizing the sponge she was.
1st week of Kindergarten I get a call my daughter beat up a male classmate. (I drop everything and drive straight over) Her teacher told me that this boy (points to boy) smacked her butt then she spun him, leg swept him and arm locked him to the ground. (Not her actual words but what she did)
I asked permission to ask the boy 1 question and they said Yes. *Will you ever smack my daughter's butt again?*
He said NO and started to cry. *I asked my daughter if she's mad at him and plans on harming him further?* She said - He learned his lesson and I hope he'll be my friend after this and not fear me.
*The school let it drop and I've told this story so many times for she made me so proud*
Ps...They are strong friends to this day and in the same High School.
Lol this happens at school every time.
It do be like that tho XD
@@jesuswasahermetic5871 I mean especially in Kindergarten when everyone is really innocent. He probably immediately idolized her badassery ngl kids shift their impressions ridiculously quickly. Goes from whatever weird headspace had him doing that previous behavior to "we should be friends wow you are really cool and strong o.o I'm so sorry i made you mad"
When someone says “Boys will be boys.” I just immediately think, “Well, if the boy is like that at all, it’s usually because of the people who raised them, sooooo.”
@Alexander Steel communism theme starts playing
@Alexander Steel oh yeah, he was a pretty shitty father.
Bad parents will be bad parents
"people dont GET cancer that young!"
me, a survivor of thyroid cancer at the age of 20: am I a joke to you?
boy: hacks the white house
Judge: He hacked the white house
Em: Boys will be boys
PinBall Wizard 🤣
I like how this joke is so upfront like in an instant
But ohhhhhhhhh
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kills the president
“A couple hundred dollars”
It cost literally hundreds of thousands of dollars to have a baby. Not including prenatal care and doctor visits up until the actual pregnancy.
It cost $500 alone to get a birth certificate.
My niece spent *three months* in the NICU. (she was born at 28 weeks and was scarily small) None of us want to think about how much that cost. Luckily, sister and brother-in-law have Tri Care, and all is well with the world. And niece is two and a half and doing incredibly well.
A surrogate costs more than hundreds of thousands of dollars. Which is what she basically would be. It costs at least 1M for a surrogate.
Where do you live that it cost 500 for a birth certificate. Geez that’s a lot. I have six kids and it always 25-80(25 if I get it using the order form I get from the hospital and mail the money as soon as I get home. 80 if I lose that form and do it online at a way later time)
Aaand I would NEVER give my baby away.
Bork Bork where do you live where women are getting a million to be a surrogate? I’ve been one before and I’ve never heard of this amount.
Standing ovation to the Terminator Dad. Every child, especially daughters, need a dad/mum like him. 🏆
Nrthmnsplbnd9 I wish all parents were that way
I didn’t press charges but in high school a boy was sexually assaulting me. When I had enough I told my dad (a cop) who happened to know the guys dad. Called the dad and had a long talk with the boy. That dude never looked my way again
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Don't you mean...
Standing OVARIE-ation?
I am one of those Mom's. Only, it was my son who was being bullied at school. There were 3 of them trying to beat him up for no reason other than to bully him. Principal verified that my son whooped all three. They all got suspended for a week. I was proud of him. They had been bullying him for months and nothing was done about it. However, the principal got a piece of my mind for then failing to stop the bullying. She asked me to talk to my son about not fighting back in those situations. I had already told him that, but I had enough. I basically told her to go f*** off and that if they don't leave my son alone he would have my permission to do it again. They never did it again after that.
The story about the mom wanting her daughter pregnant is police material...
6:57
Me: "I'm not lying."
Him: "Why would she lie?"
Her: *N O*
good talk
SHANE WARDELL god damn it
*GRAMMAR LEVEL 100*
When you lose so hard you can't think of a comeback...
N O
I do not think the girl deserved to be punished at all, she was defending herself
The Roberts Paw Pack school systems are bullshit
In the adult world if she was being sexually assaulted and knocked the guy out, she would be seen as an icon for women and rape victims. In school, she is suspended.
Agreed, I hate these kinds of schools where a kid who gets bullied or sexually harassed constantly tries to fight back in self defense once and they're the ones who get in trouble.😡
As a student, I'm happy there is no such BS at my school
That part of the video made my blood boil.
@Kieran WASTIE were you one of the school staffs in that story
If my mom said "Hey honey? Can you have my boyfriend's baby? I'll pay you for custody." Deadass, I would never speak to her again.
We Stan for dads who help their daughters protect themselves and dont stand for the excuse about them “being girls so it’s their fault”
Boy: Destroys government and takes world domination
Mom: Boys will be boys
Boy: *becomes Hitler 2.0"
Mom: boys will be-
Someone who gives a damn: SHUT THE FREAK UP!
XD
XDDDDD
@Starwarrior 7 bc black boys will turn into predators silly. it's in their dna☺️
Lmao
Husband: "Why would she lie?"
EM: *"No."*
Just NO!
Explain your answer on why you do not deserve too...
NO
N O
*n o*
*n o*
The one about the mom wanting to get her child pregnant, honestly it's happened to me and it was a horrible experience. My mum and her husband can't have children so she tried to guilt trip me into having a child for her. I had just come out as trans and was incredibly uncomfortable with even the mention of babies and pregnancy, and even without being trans it would have been super uncomfortable. She hasn't let it go and it's been two years since she first brought it up with Me. (for reference I'm currently 17 years old.)
What the hell, you were 15 when she brought it up. That woman doesn't think at all, that would honestly be messed up and I feel so sorry for you. I can't honestly imagine me being in your shoes.
Wtf is wrong with your mom
Am I missing something, I dont see that story here.
@@leeatkin9925 Was just thinking that too, maybe it was removed from the video? Maybe R/slash was doxed for it
EP: bOyS WiLl bE BoYs
Mass murders : FINALLY SOMEONE AGREES WITH ME
One red Boi thanks for the smile
Lol . :D That makes my day .
Entitled Parent Now:
*Gamers Will Be Gamers*
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Child: "Nukes half of North America*
Mother: "boys will be boys"
Officer: OFFICERS WILL BE OFFICERS *diagnoses EM with arrested*
EM: *entitledMother.exe() has stopped working*
@@antiepix9555 err #404 EntitledMom.exe has not been found.
EK: assassinates the president
EM: boys will be boys, you need to learn some respect you b### !
Child: * causes a nuclear fallout *
Mother: * Between Coughs * “Boys will be Boys”
I feel like some situations can be justified but after a few times or repeats "boys will be boys" most likely doesn't apply anymore XD
random babysitter: *has cancer*
EP: "Just Reschedule."
*has cancer*
Hold up lemme just die later not now don't have time
Similar to:
expecting mom: has birth date in a few days
EP: cANt u Delay that THO
If someone with cancer could just reschedule the cancer. I’m sure they go for many years beyond their life span. So they never have to experience cancer.
Vtfdsl yea let me just make my cancer stop and reschedule so that it come back in a year...imagine. Kind of an r/woooooosh
Thath is like can you reschedule The solar Eclipse so IT IS in The weekend
The first story is just reality people being sexually assaulted and the assaulter does not get charged
That's why we need more people like OP for that exact reason.
Too many people both men and women get pushed back when they try to come out
It's the same with mental health too
The statistics for male suicide for example prove that not enough is being done to prevent those suicides, because they feel like help isn't available
And that's just suicide In men, not as a whole,
I actually had a similar situation in that my high school didn't care to even consider another side of a situation
I ( a male) was in high school that because they didn't think a few people who falsely accused me of racism would lie, that they have enough reason to believe them, no investigation or even looking into other ways to solve it or my version of events which, was me valli g a bunch of guys fckn a holes, that's it, no racism, but they twisted it to make it seem like I targeted some guy I didn't even have any interaction with
Too many schools just love taking the easy way out, I just think they genuinely can't be bothered or don't care to deal with things as they should sometimes
I will say though if I have a daughter one day, imma teach her defence just like the terminator, simply if she's pushed, push back harder, take no flak from noone
Husband: why would she lie about having ovarian cancer?
Ep: no
*BEGONE CANCER*
We did it bois, we solved cancer
*BEGONE FOUL CREATURE*
BEGONE FOOL
Rslash: “She’s in her mid 20s...”
Reddit post: “She’s in her mid 40s....”
Agreement
Yea I noticed that too
I noticed that
Whenever I watch these I thank God for giving me one of his SAINTS for a Mom and a Dad that kept me from being a complete brat.
Glad I’m not the only one who thinks that way!
Same
If someone ever tried to by my kid I would call the cops and then I would tell the Karen to f off going to walk away
Same
@@eliilovee77 FINALLY SOMONE AGREES
Same
This may be copied, but idk, I havent seen this comment section
"Teach her that violence is not the answer"
*Violence is not the answer, It's a question, and the answer is almost always YES*
Nuuuu
Yesssssss
Violence isn’t the answer, but it is the solution!
so, my boy accidentally started a drug cartel and a human trafficking ring, oh well boys will be boys.
audience:*laughs*
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My boy is Epstein
Boys will be boys
Hahahahahahahabababababahahahaha *That comic lil soundtrack plays*
Boys will be bOyS
FFFFFFFFFF FOR THE HUSBAND
Literally being married to that ep would be a living nightmare
ja
Edward_8_ Plays FFFFFFFFFF
Jajaajajajajajajajaja
Why do we press only f for respect
You know what sad about the school system.
They tell students about “ standing up to bully” but when they do they get punished for it.
The-Nina-Beans yup the school system is terrible
That always happens to me
Ik I stood up for my cousin who got PUSHED TO THE GROUND!And hurt her wrist,the EK got no punishment but My cousin and I did,SHE GOT HURT AND SHE GOT IN TROUBLE!I got in trouble for "Butting into something that wasnt my buisness"
Emma & Trinidy Life that’s messed up
Yep, schools are all about ignoring bullying and punishing any kind of self defense.
Oh and then when a kid gets completely broken down and kills themselves, then its "they should've come to us if they had issues and you should too."
Yeah.
Not to mention how many people are unsurprised when there's a school shooting. Like there are literal signs and everyone knows it, but no one does shit.
EP: lemme buy your baby for $100
Me: OK then
Also Me: *takes $100 and gives her a baby alive doll or one of my sisters dolls*
EP: *angery as frick*
Me & my sis with that new $100: "time for the mall"
Big brain 1000 iq lol
So cringey
@@jizou1581 no u
The principal’s logic
Someone:sexually assaulted someone
Principal:that is normal
Daughter:stand up for herself
Principal:OMG this is not normal standing up for yourself she will murder all of us nooo no nooooooo
My principal exactly.
Bully: *Bullies Victim*
Principal and Teacher: ....,
Victim: *Does self defense*
Principal and Teacher: Wait that's illegal-
i would like but this is a situation where it is on 69 likes. ;-;
I can't understand why that principal need it to be layed out as to why allowing a brat who runs around sexually assaulting who ever they want and punishing his victim might be a problem. The principal must of realised when the OP explained how incompetent he is, that he thought "I'm so dead, they're going to have to dig a pit all the way to Hell to personally deliver me to Satan". I'm surprised he didn't try to placate the OP and his ex-wife more.
So... A typical principal then? Ok.
EK: **Looks completely normal**
OP: **Also looks normal**
EM: mY kId HaS aUtiSm
OP: So do I?
EM: *YoU lOoK fInE yOu'Re
LyInG*
Having autism is hard, man.
@@shiloh1852 Wait you have anti vax parents? Lmao
@@guywithahoodie7859 dude not cool
Insert autistic Indian laughter
GuyWithAHoodie not funny man
kid hits kid that was hitting him
Parents-good job defending yourself
The law-that’s fine it was self defense
Schools-YOU HAVE BEEN BANISHED TO THE SHADOW REALM
like if you have had this problem
Nobody:
My school:
Yeah that kid who kicked you in the balls wont get punished We will just switch his class
I had been a year since a Yu-Gi Oh reference good move
In my middle school a kid who did drugs and was a known troublemaker. Was he expelled? Nope. Lunch detentions and suspended every once in a while. That’s it oh and he had a crush on me. FUN.
A kid came up punched me and then I punched back and I was the only one to get in trouble because the kids mother said that I can’t defend my self and that I should have just let him hit me
Thats so much me i punched a kid in the eye and a kid in the nose and im going to another school in the other school im barely popular and in this one im 90 percent popular
“bOyS wIlL bE bOyS!”
Honestly, I’m sick and tired of hearing that. So what? Bad behavior shouldn’t be ignored just because the child in question is a bOy! Nor should a girl that defends herself from sexual assault be punished for “hitting another child” if the bOy in question is violating her privacy.
If it was reversed and the girl was violating the boys privacy (which I hope would never happen) and the boy hit the girl, it would still be the girl who gets the blame...
It's just stupid....
@@skylanderlego4163 so you’re saying it’s ok for girls to assault boys but not the other way around?
Sexist
It was violating more than that. No one has a right to put hands on someone else without that person's consent.
i dont care if someone violates my privacy
girl or boy
elder or young
i will still beat them up its not fair that you cant defend yourself from others
Boy:kills the president
Judge:he killed the freakin president
Em:boys will be boys
Well I would thank him because I HATE TRUMP
Nukes russia and makes them mad at America
Nuclear wasteland court.
judge:Your son nuked russia
EM:boys will be boys
Judge:I just can't anymore
Russian mafia:hey, this kid would make a great leader
This guy gets it 👏
@@danielsavin5674 shut up liberal Trump is a better president than Obama ever was.
@@danielsavin5674 and if you want facts just tell me and I'll prove to you that trump is better than Obama.
I would call child services on my mom if she tried to get me pregnant with her boyfriend
Yelena Antipova same
the child would also be the stepdad's child
and if they're married...
the child would be in the same generation as said pregnant person
wait-
FBI open up
OP: EP, I'm dying, I have cancer
EP: Reschedule then!
OP: Fine, I'll call the grim reaper and ask him to let me die next month!
EP: Good
Tori McCann thanks 4 the laugh 😂
@@dr.redstone7980 You're welcome
Uhhhhhhhh lol xd
What?
Doggolicious is confluzzled
RSlash's voice acting is so good and convincing, that when he does an angry voice, I genuinely believe he's angry while speaking.
Ep:freaks out cause someone wont watch baby
Husband:ah shit here we go again
Just break up already
Oof
Lol
@Entitled Parent and I deserve it!!!
Thanos's parents: who cares my son snapped and killed half the universe boys will be boys
lmao
Wait why are we turning into dus-
Thanos' parents hated him its probably why hes like that
And part of that half universe is the grandparents, uncles and aunts, cousins, and Thanos’ m8s.... So he messed up too and lost their bank accou-
Lol
WE NEED A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THAT HUSBAND!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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Yes, yes we *can* get an f in the chat for the poor, poor husband.
F
I love that those ex spouses loved their child, more than they dislike each other
You look like a karen
Sorry but this is kinda funny
@@spooked2104 was that really necessary :|
@@spooked2104 Same
Not all exs dislike each other. I'm still good friends with my ex.
Woman: *is about to die if she doesnt get an emergency surgery*
EP: You're so selfish that you can't come go reschedule.
She is also the one where she had a 1-bed/1-bath apartment, and a family friend came over, begging for a place to stay, then she ended up on r/choosing beggars for being an asshole.
"She is in her mid 20's"
Me reading this: That says 40's o_o
Yeah I thought that was odd
*boy grabs girls butt*
Ep:boys will be boys
*Harrasment:Am I a joke to you*
Yes. To that type of person? Absolutely.
Everything is a joke to EPs. Especially rational and perfectly sound reasoning as to why normal people cannot yield to their outrageous demands.
Alexis Chan it’s only one edit away
am
He probably saw the dad touch it multiple times in the house and bedroom. Poor kid
EP: YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY GET CANCER WHILE YOU'RE YOUNG!!
MakeAWish: Didn't we already have to deal with you that other episode a few months back? We're sick of your kind's crap.
JesterClown 8397YT yes
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man!
EP: I'm a woman-
I know what I said
@@firepuppies4086 ikr
If my mom wanted to make me pregnant with her boyfriends baby I would have cut all contact
Mom is in her mid 20's and her daughter is 16?
I would have called social workers at this point......
I'd run away and go to my bestfriends house
@@dottymartin8806 The mom was over 40, but sure why not, her mom had her when she was 9yo.
@@dottymartin8806 If it was indeed that the mum would've been 4 when giving birth to that person XD
I still don’t like that both kids were punished in the first story. She shouldn’t be punished for defending herself.
I don’t either but unfortunately that’s the reality now in the schools
EM : i could pay a couple hundred dollars for your baby.
Me : human trafficking much
It reminded me to these anti-abortion groups that literally traffick unwanted babies
"Press F to pay respects for EP husband"
Seriously though I feel bad for him
F
F
F
F
F
OP: -I WILL BE QUITTING!-
EM:HOW DARE YOU HAVE CANCER!
Hope the EM had cancer
Omega Flowey lol
Haha lol
How dare you try to save your own life
Yeet
Okay, I've listened to this video five times and there's no story about someone selling a baby. What the heck?
Husband:*signs divorce papers*
Me: welp, that’s best for all of us
*EP* : It's not my fault!
EP:kills child and trys to kill EP
EP:calls police
EP:ItS nOt mY fAlt
Husband: Why would she lie about having cancer?
Entitled Mum: No.
Lmao. That part killed me
Boy: start zombie apocalypse,starts world war 3,ends human life,ends all animals, infects the world with nuclear radiation and just detonated the sun
Mom:boys can be boys
In the story wher the boy sexually assaulted the little girl I liked how the dad and his ex wife seemed to be friendly and communicated well with each other unlike any other story
Text: she's in her mid 40's
rSlash: She's in her mid *20's*
I noticed that and was going to comment. You beat me to it
I noticed that it bugs me
I was listening and not reading. I got veeeryy confused.
It bugs me
Im glad i wasnt the only to notice
6:50
I almost puked when I saw that. I know someone who DIED at 28 from ovarian cancer. Yes, it's rare to happen that young, but it DOES happen.
At least the husband is decent
My friend had ovarian cancer when she was THIRTEEN. Thank God she's okay and has been ever since but yeah.
A friend of mine passed away at age 21 from stage 4 ovarian cancer. Some people are just revolting.
Back when I had a kidney stone my own doctor identified it almost straight away, I was sent to the hospital and they pretty much considered everything else and diagnosed me with muscle cramps, wouldn't be the last time to the hospital that week, apparently it mostly happens in men that are 38+ while I was in my early 20ies
Zeratir it’s one thing for the average person to be ignorant. It’s another for a hospital worker to be so. It can be the difference between life and death. While I understand them not wanting to consider the worst case sometimes to not worry the patient, it’s better (in most cases) to be overly cautious, especially when the patient’s life could be on the line.
The school system is tying to say that
Self defense isn't the answer
Aren't THEY the ones that campaign about standing up to bullying? lol.
Lo so truuue
I live in germany and onetime a kid ran just too us and shoot the ball we were playing with on the routh from the house next too us and ran away I ran after him and I catched him this little rat punched me severeal times I punched him one time and the dumb teacher wanted too call my parents because this little rat started crying.
HEY IM THE PRINCIPAL THIS BOY SEXUALLY ASSAULTED YOUR DAUGHTER SHE DEFENDS HERSELF SHES GONNA NOT BE ALOUND TO COME TO SCHOOL
@@meh9705 gotta virtue signal hard for those property tax funds. Like dancing like a circus monkey and getting paid in peanuts.
“She told us to call you”. Oh that ex knew *exactly* what that school was gonna get 🤣
Thank goodness this husband had a brain and knew what respect was.
F
rSlash: Poor poor...
Me: Girl for having cancer
rSlash: Husband
Me: *spits drink out*
Basically, marrying a Karen is worse than cancer.
yeah, see, she will get rid of that cancer quite quickly, while being married to, and having a kid with a Karen will probably last a lifetime.
samee
EM: Maybe we can get you pregnant with my boyfriend's baby
Me: *This just went from 0 to 100 real freaking quick*
We need to get hold of Einestein, it went faster then the speed of light XD
The nanny's story is so hilarious to me. Specifically the conversation between the husband and entitled mom. He's clearly a good guy and is so sick of his wife's BS.
Boy: becomes Thanos and wipes out half of humanity
EM:boys will be boys
Pengy this made me laugh upon reading 😂😂😂
Mom: b b boys will be boys...
I want her expelled I want her expelled
F**k you
*turns to dust*
I dislike this because EM.
Pengy that was the funniest comment I've ever heard seen
Idiotic eps.
*Claps to the little girl! She deserves that cake 🎂*
Hell yeah!
heck yeahh!!
i do kickboxing and almost beat the absolute outta this kid...
but eh, i didnt...
i would rather get suspended and show them whose boss, rather than let him do whatever.
@@KM13760 Absolutely true!
I hate that boys will be boys bullcrap. Not all guys act like that, and it ticks he off when they do this
@@CultistKingQ Right!?!?!
Entitled Parents piss me off but I’m so addicted to this subreddit
Same same😂
we have cookies, cupcakes and tea, cocoa and matcha! anything for your preference! we accept everyone!
So true
Fab3k yea welcome! We are all not entitled here!
Same, there’s just something about being mad at these stupid little crap holes that makes for good entertainment
First story hits home. At 15 I was a victim of ongoing sexual abuse by another student at my school. The teachers had witnessed it first hand, and it had been brought to their attention by other students. I was too scared to come foward myself because this kid had quite a long track record with violent instances and even served time in jail. They all ignored it. It lasted for months and the school did nothing. I suffered sexual assault multiple times a day for months, in classrooms, hallways, bathrooms, and on the bus. He knew where I lived and I was terrified. I finally decided i couldnt go to that school anymore and just flat out refused to go back. No amount of convincing from my parents or the school could make me return. It was a small school for people with behavioral or mental health issues (i had been sent there after several psychiatric hospitalizations), so they were willing to make accommodations but I refused to step one foot back in that school. I cant believe they tried to convince me to come back after i watched my teacher look me in the eyes as he assaulted me, as she heard me saying no and pushing me off. I moved schools. A year and a half later he was transferred to the school I was attending and I finally got up the courage to tell my most trusted teacher what happened because I simply could not handle seeing him again. I wrote it on a paper and slipped it to him. That led to me going to the police and reporting it. He pled guilty and recieved the lesser sentence of 18 months in jail. He will also spend the rest of his life on the sex offender registry and i have a restraining order against him. The school was investigated by the department of children and families and it was discovered he had done the same thing to another girl shortly after I had left and nothing had been done either. Its a tragic situation and i live with that ptsd everyday as well as the guilt that me coming foward sooner could have saved that girl from the same fate I suffered. Im 22 now and still in psychiatric treatment and dealing with it and a bunch of other issues. If i could go back in time, if be as bad ass as that girl and punch him out. Id knock him to the ground. I wish i had that strength inside of me back then.
"IM NOT PREGNANT"
"JUST THINK ABOUT IT"
Oh yeah, after further thought, im pregnant.
Roses are red
RSlash is lit
Even if you have cancer
EP wants you to babysit
FlippyBlips I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE
FlippyBlips send that to her
F
That is great
*RESCHEDULE THIS*
Principle: We'll be suspending your daughter for defending herself.
The Terminator: Do you want this to end up on r/SupernovaRevenge?
Principle: ...No.
“People don’t get ovarian cancer that young”
Young people with ovarian cancer: Guess I’m cured
10:36 MID 20s it said 40s how dare you misinform my child like that!!!
My child could have read that better than you he deserves you’re youtube channel
you'll be hearing from my lawyer!
@@Anonarchist ASSAULT
@@LLori496 I'm calling the police!
ek: Grabs Butt
baby Terminator: One punch man theme song starts playing
"TUN TUN TUUUN". *ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH*
*Insert Guitar Solo Here*
OOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE PUUUUUUUNNNNNNCCCCCHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Baby one puch
Lmao
Maybe I'm paranoid but I don't think the mom's boyfriend would just "talk" to her about having a baby...
My thinking too. OP is really fucking lucky she didn't go on that trip with him.
Not paranoid at all. And I doubt a turkey bastering was going to be how it went down.
I was thinking exactly the same. The story could've ended a thousand times worse if she wasn't already suspicious.
That girl was waaay too inoscent thinking that guy wanted to talk 😞
girl: get assaulted
school: i sleep
girl: knocks the brat to hell
school: *REAL SHIT*
6:58
husband: "Why would she lie?"
wife: "NO"
logic
Karen:I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
Employee:Sorry my manager isn’t here right now
Karen:*confused screaming*
Visible confusion
karen took the employees
Zyphx 😂😂
Literally every child who can defend themselves: ~Le tells teachers and others about being bullied/harassed~
School: oKaY, wE'lL tAkE cArE oF tHaT!
Also le School: ~DOESN'T TAKE CARE OF IT~
Children who can defend themselves: Buster u best back off before I diddly darn PUNCH YOU IN YO FACE!
Harassers:nO u
Children who can defend themselves: ~Le epic punch~
School: OwO yOu dArE dO thAT iN tHiS SCHOOL rAt?
Me: Yup,, they dare. wHaT wIlL yOu dO aBoUt iT?! oH nOeS!
And then, le school gets petty and punishes the child who is on defence, not the child who is on offence.
omg “le epic punch” 😂😂 best comment
Your way of talking is like every single "cookies UwU" girl in Roblox, but the story's still funny.
Boys will be boys is not an assault excuse the entitled parents need to learn that
F in the chat for that husband that man is a legend for dealing with his wife
he is a complete idiot for marrying her in the first place
Which one
@@Frankje01 maybe she's really hot or a trophy wife, you get what you pay for
Frankje01 she probably acted normal