Kwite Plays Infinite Crafting Simulator
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 ส.ค. 2024
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Original title: Infinite crafting simulator
Streamed on 2/7/2024 at 8:10 pm EST
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Start stream: 0:00
Game start: 21:03
Break: 1:02:45
Game start again : 1:05:15
End: 2:05:57
ur a god send
you are a loved person
I hope your pillow stays cold on both sides
thank you my friend
I hope your crops are watered and your pillow is cold on both sides
the sheer and utter malice kwite experiences upon someone saying "its not in the game" is the best part
Everythings. In the game trust me. Its just about finding the riight combination.
It’s infinite craft, of course it’s in the game.
@@Donovarkhallum Is The Mechanisms band in the game if so PLEASE help me get it
malice? malice mizer?
The fact that Memphis + Glass gave Pyramid means that the game knew exactly what Kwite was talking about, but wouldn't give it to him for some reason.
To be fair, memphis was also a place in egypt
@@oofley8346 Yea but I doubt many of the Egyptian pyramids were made from glass.
@@foxmask8032 yeah but the pyramids are sandstone which is just compressed sand which is just glass before being smelted
also no they aren't because i just looked it up and the pyramids are actually limestone so you're right, it doesn't make FUCKING sense
Kwite name dropping fanfics as sleeper agent codes killed me
Trying to create human life and instead accidentally creating apartheid is just incredible
I've gotten some crazy ones omg
Ex:
Putin + Trump = bromance
Putin + bromance = bromin
Trump + bromance = bromp
Bromp + bromin = bromine
Putin + Trump being bromance had to be my favourite discovery
BROMP
I GOT BROCAINE
How does one obtain Putin.
@@unfunnykhoi5913 I honestly don't remember
Edit: just re did it to find out and I did Russia + Love
was rlly rooting for him to find bass pro pyramid. ive been before it's fucking magical
i only got bass pro shop please tell me how
@@floorman7076i meant like ive been to the place i donkt know how to get it
mb
@@floorman7076Create Double Bass, combine Bass Pro Shop with Double Bass, then combine that result with Pyramid
@@floorman7076 all good man
I got "Mr. Gay Pope Francis", "Dragon Ball Z: Flaming Mr. Infininja", "Super Sponge Pony Brony", "Cucubishop" "Enlightened Ass Buddha", "The Royal Octosquidgay Flush", "Dr. David Satan", and "Dr. Octopussy In Bootsy"
I got Elvisaurus Rex abd Super Pedo Stoner
fucken how
@@floorman7076 If you combine two rare items, usually first discover items, and those items share a word or combination of letters, they can often fuse to form a new and weird first discovery item. The less rare an item is, the harder it is to get weird combo things like I got from it.
The only funny thing i got so far is "Croptimus Prime"
No first discoveries,but fun things,i have
Copyright Nietzsche,
Happiest Street Hentai,
Cosplaywhore,
Supersaiyan Catgirl Army,
Supersaiyan Catgirl President,
Kitsune,
Tickle me Elmo,
Tickle Torture,
and a lot of Pokemon
I found an easy way to get the fabled pyramid, abridged to get past YT spam detection:
- Piece 1: Sonar + Guitar = Bass
- Piece 2: Market + Shop = Store
- Piece 3: Store + Bass = Bass Pro Shop
- Piece 4: Bass + Blue = Bass Guitar
- Piece 5: Bass Guitar * 2 (you'll be seeing Double)
- Piece 6: P3 + P5, BPDBS
- Piece 7: P6 + Pyramid = Bass Pro Shops Pyramid
bloody legend he actually did it
Can confirm, this recipe works!
Side note, store was way too hard to find XD
the recipe works! you can also make the bass from a drain and a guitar btw
And if you want Bass Pro Shop Pyramid without the S, here it is:
Fire+Sand = Glass
Wave+Mummy = Surfer
Glass+Surfer = Glasser
Glasser+Pyramid = Glass Pyramid
Tornado+Avalanche = Blizzard
Blizzard+Glass Pyramid = Pyramid of Giza
Wind+Plant = Dandelion
Mountain+Dandelion = Mountain Dew
Fire+Steam = Engine
Engine+Plant = Car
Engine+Car = Racecar
Racecar+Mountain Dew = Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Lake+Fish = Fishing
Fishing+Fish = Fisherman
Fisherman+Dale Earnhardt Jr. = Bass Pro Shop
Bass Pro Shop + Pyramid of Giza = Bass Pro Shop Pyramid
@@SeveronTheRaptor"Bass Pro Shops" is the actual name of the business
This was such a fun stream to be a part of. Glad im immortalized as the person who asked why we were making the Bass Pro Pyramid (devilsummonerash, 44:53).
Cuz it cool as fuck
The only thing I’m proud of finding was “Dovakiinbornbornbornbornbornbornbornborn”
the way he refused to do bass+store when it literally makes bass pro shop 😭
Help, I accidentally combined Winnie the Pooh with philosophy and got communism😅
Based
The sheer amount of meme speedruns that can come out of this game.
adam + rockstar = BEW NEW NEW NEW NEW GUITAR SOLO FUCK YEAH
"ADAM? I LOVE ALEX BRIGHTMAN!"
That was literally my thought process 😂
Hazbin hotel is a masterpiece
@@JrLeatherface8867 i wouldn't say that but it's definitely great
alex brightman
my first discoveries include: "Midas Quetzalcoatl" "Yurigundamu" "Yaoigundamu" "Sasunaru Awesomesauce" "Happy Sasunaru Fanfic" "Sasunaru Yaoi Fanfic" "Sasunaru Lemon Fanfic" "Sasunaru Lemon Yaoi Fanfic" and "Awesomethat's Favorite Fanfiction" I'm not even a naruto fan
I got cannibal war hentai for my first discovery 😟
i got princess twilight cobain
my first discoveries were emo sally and emo groom 🤨🤨
me and a friend's would be Captain Crunch World War
my first discoveries include super justice league cheese roll, dredd buddha, the dredd mummy, super buddha cheese roll justice league, the judge dreddlocks reggae buddha cheese roll and oother first discoveries
my personal favorite first discovery of mine is "ralph wrecks the church"
im so confused as to how i got that
chuck norris + new york creates a certain event which happened on september 11th
Does that plus band result in MCR
I played this and got an obscure hp lovecraft character, i promise you could eventually get bass pro pyramid
I'm the first person to discover Firetopus Phoenix. I just kept combining every new thing with fire, water, or a random thing that fire and water made that I threw to the side.
I just had a freakish revelation, that Kwite sounds and acts exactly like my uncle.
so many ppl in chat kept thinking of little alchemy combinations lol
I just come here to tell you that Autism plus engine is Tesla
What the hell😭
How did you get autism is what I'm more curious abt
As an autistic person this is hilarious
my first discoveries that i’m most proud of include:
- Gay Vampire Queen Bee
- Yaoi Pooh Pride
- Yaoi Mario Luigi Multiverse Wedding
- Yaoi Multiverse Divorce
- Cullen Rutherleprechaun
How tf did you make the gay vampire queen bee...?
@@Ieateverything111 i have a talent for finding gay combos
@@SupposedQueer I mean- its in your name-..
@@Ieateverything111 oh damn u right💀
I got amber heard and then I added a bee and got Johnny Depp. And when I added them together I got divorce
If you mix tragedy and straight you get comedy
I DID IT. I CREATED THE PHILOSOPHERS STONE.
Oh dear god, how many people did you kill for that stone???
jesus christ kwite listing mha fics brought back repressed memories
I think this game runs solely on an AI to operate all of the fusions. From the simple emoji images to the strange combinations, the game feels almost entirely like an AI driven game.
Damn it takes him to like 21:00 to finally start playing the game. He’s becoming a big time yapper
Always been
I love the yap
I love and respect the yap. He can yap all day because i'm here for him.
If you want to just watch the game go buy it
@@coyotemars444the game is free actually 🤓
nice pfp
I have a John collection in this game,
My favourite is “Captain Copper Johnbow dash”
Tied with “Rainbow Bahamut Pokémon John”
8:18 you're the second TH-camr this week that I've heard say they've slept in cat piss due to tiredness or depression
kwite not clearing all the unnecessary shit off the board filled me with rage
Not combining everything before clearing frustrated me, because its possible it would make new useful word.
Things i have made while watching this video: pewdiepie, bat skunk, christian bale, god, pewdiebatpie (idk either), double rainbow all the way, pentecost, Catholicism and a lot more lol
EDIT: I did not achieve my end goal of 'gay' but I did get to 'rainbow brolove' and I think that's close enough
EDIT: NEVERMIND I FUCKING DID IT I AM GOD
omg how did you get rainbow brolove?
does anybody remember little alchemy
hell yeah dude I still got the app my phone
@@Kwutesame, that game goes wild when you don't have wifi
I actually managed to get human just by making a zombie and then curing it 😂
If you mix family with human you get baby, and if you mix sacrifice with baby you get bacon.
I can't remember how to get sacrifice though sorry
I did this in the midst of the night and it is scorched into my mind.
YAAYYYY NEW KWITE VOD
That fact that big puffer already did the you laugh you get banned is kinda funny
Spent a solid hour on this and I was able to get Mario and sonic and the Olympic Games and Skylanders swapforce all before I got a human being
"We don't need to see chat anyways"
VOD watchers: 😐
i had snoop dog before human idk how
52:57
WHO IS GOING TO WAR HERE!? THERE'S NO HUMANS YET, THERE'S A SINGULAR GRANDPA, A PHARAOH AND A MERMAID. AND THEY'RE GOING TO WAR OVER OIL???? 😂😂
I am the proud discoverer of "Trump's Achilles Heel" and "Trump's Downfall"
I am the original finder of:
Mega Attack on Bikini Bottom
Death Note: The Attack On Bikini Bottom
Dragon Ball Z Attack On Bikini Bottom
Mega Attack On Yoda
Batwonder
Cybermommywh___
Cyberchurchwh___punk
Cybermommy Vampire
Cyberdaddy Vampire
Cyberpope Vampire
Yoko Zompyre
Hobsmash (I don't even know what this word means)
Edit: adding more as I go lol
As a kitty myself, that first part of the vod really hit.
Nah I just got the kakadashians by combining Kakashi and the kardashians
Love that he skimmed over the fact he made sharknado
I somehow made "Adam and Eve and Steve and Gay Adam and Eve", but couldnt figure out how to get to minecraft
1:26:12 he really had a panic attack at this
my little pony + destruction = brony 😭😭
"yesterday upon the stair" OMFG IT WAS SO GOOD
kwite activating the bnha sleeper agents with the fanfiction is wild i was only half paying attention but hearing the name ill-gotten gains made me JUMP.
kwite uploading at 11:30 pm real!?
erm askually its only 9:30pm
@@Kwute me when timezone 😟
Yo same time zone club 😎
@@doggycatalan hiii
It's also not actually kwite
my first discoveries include: sand sofa, super yeti penguincornado, fire penguicorn tank, captain duck jong un, borg kim jong un, kim jong locutus, borg dynasty.
After 3 hours I got “honey, I screwed up the kids” and “honey, I shrunk the kids, I’m sorry”
58:09 EVE MENTIONED!!!!!! ❤🔥❤🔥❤🔥
23:01 RUST TO RUST
chat should i watch kwite stream while sleep8jg
Chat voted yes on the poll
I was the first person to discover shaqtide O’Neal, as in Shaquille O’Neal mixed with the tide. Also Darth Shaq Vader or something like that.
58:07 Alex Brightman as Adam mention
I've ended up with things like "Spluncle" or "Splister" and one of my favorites, "Diablorce". Oh yea and there's "???"
i combined iceberg and titantic and got sinking 😭😭😭
I’m getting cat jealous of kwite lol. I really want a cat.
I just made a first discovery of "crossfit journalism" :)
I have now also discovered "crossfit spartacus"
...and now "kinky crossdresser." not sure how to feel about that one
"dalai palin" and "sissy llama" have now been added to the list. I'm on a roll
i thought he was gonna start crying
POV watching Kwite lose his fucking mind trying to find bass
1:33:32 bro finds bass
1:35:45
Kwite sounds so defeated and depressed... Poor Kwite 😭
1:50:18
Oh no... No not Elvis Presley... I'm not a fan of Rock, rock and rocker scare me, they make me uncomfortable, they're creepy to me...
2:07:46
Kwite about to end Stream finding someone to raid: *_GETS RAIDED TWICE !!_*
does anyone recognize the song that starts at 56:10? i feel like its from pokemon sun/moon but i cant remember where it plays
I firgured out how to get bass by accident and I want to scream "IT'S BLANK AND BLANK!" Won't give it away so you can find it
chat just got an og, derpy x hippopotamirror = derpypotamirror
Fun fact gay marriege + ban = happiness i was laughing so hard at that
when i played i got "Gayskus" (a combination of "Elon Gaysk" and "Gay Jesus")
I MADE HITLER IN INFINITE CRAFT HELP
I put a pig and sword together…
I shouldn’t have…
1:31:07 This is so unreasonably funny
29:36 TRANSFORMERS MENTION!!! PRIMUS SMILES UPON US!!!!!!!
i combined michael jackson and criminal to get the song smooth criminal but i got pedophile💀💀💀💀💀
I'm so early, I feel special
No joke, I managed to get Glitchtrap X Vanny Hentai
i was playing this earlier and i somehow got "barbecuenado" or something like that early on qwq as
edit: i also got "bricktrap" but sadly i could not figure out how to get springtrap from it 😔
iirc it was like alligator plus fire equals bbq? i'll have to replay it later
I got Springtrap with Purple Guy + FNAF
do you just upload these straight after streams? its 9:30 lol
i mean its just the vod so i would assume yeah
queen + the beatles = yellow submarine
let me guess he got vampire 7 times
Somehow I got Family Guy = Incest + Peeping Tom and then I did Peeping Tom + Family Guy = Piter Griffin. It was absolutely by accident
i made dragon ball Z characters after like 10 minutes of playing
I ACTUALLY KNOW THE AUTHOR OF ILL GOTTEN GAINS OMG ITS CRAZY
Yes wowage1345, you are on a kwite stream.
I was the first to discover Super Sayian 67204 and more. (idk if thats the right number my sis deleted my progress)
i put donald trump and president together and it made disaster
NO FUCKIN WAY I JUST REOPENED THIS VIDEO BECAUSE I HEARD THE NAME OF A FIC I JUST FOUND AND REMEMBERED THE VID. IM GONNA READ IT. IDK IF ITS GONNA BE GOOD OR BAD OR WHAT WE'LL SEE
Wait nvm theres like 50 titled this same name. Damn thought he read a sycamore/lysandre pokemon x and y fic .... 😔💔
I tried to do mlp zombie infection AU but couldn’t do it so if someone gets it done; let me know
i got god, 420leviathan, ???, 42069, and 420god
The yesterday upon the stairs and ill gotten gains
ill gotten gains activated me and now im mad
Did a Obama speedrun. 11min 11sek 67msek
I don’t know how, but I was able to create mega mega mega mega mega Hitler💀
Total human population: -36 million
Everyone is using infinite craft,
That was a month ago.
Some people don’t have first discoveries.
I started yesterday.
And yesterday, I got 9.
That loud ass yawn-