your new boyfriend but every time he says 'i' it gets faster
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ก.ย. 2024
- I'M SORRY I HAD TO DO SOMETHING WITH IT-
tehehe it's wilbur soot's 'your new boyfriend' but every time he says 'i' ( i'm, i'll, or i've) it gets faster tehe
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i've got the key and he's just a doormat :)
AND JUST BC HES GOT SOCIAL SKILLS IT DOESNT MEAN I CANT PAY THE BILLS
@@user-gv3mr9jw7r YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND'S A _wEiRdO-_
@@karlsfloof Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When I was a kid on VoIP
I thought when I get older, I'd marry her
I told her
Now I'm 26 and I work in an office
9 'til 5's not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him
[Chorus: Wilbur Soot]
But he's in your bed
And I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key
And he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an arsehole (Woo)
[Verse 2: Wilbur Soot]
And, yeah, I've met Jared
(Of course I've met Jared)
The one who took you away from me
You hit it off instantly
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
Push against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he looks like nude
I'm not gay, though
[Bridge: Wilbur Soot, Chevy]
'Cause she's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)
Oh, she's living the dream
From back when we were 17
She's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)
Oh, she's living the dream
From back when we were 17
[Verse 3: Wilbur Soot]
How on Earth could I be saved?
When I'm one click away from insane
I just think that I deserve
A little bit of what I earned
I'm not gonna make another scene
The one I made when I was 23
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World
[Chorus: Wilbur Soot]
But he's in your bed
And I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key
And he's just a doormat
'Cause even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an arsehole
[Outro: Wilbur Soot, Chevy, Wilbur Soot & Chevy]
I think about you every day (Every day)
So how on Earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?)
I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (He's really fine as hell)
'Cause you're beauty
And you're grace (You're grace)
Your telephone calls are my favourite place
And I want you to notice me
With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo)
I want you to care
I want to smell your hair
yes i did copy and paste this from genius
@@user-gv3mr9jw7r 🤣🤣❤
CAT JAM 🤘🏻
My teacher pointing out how many times I write "I" in my argumentative essay.
omg that’s literally my English teacher
I don't know why, but I thought this was hilarious. Must be the delusionalness from it being 3 in the morning
🤣🤣🤣
Same it’s 3:14 send help
im acc suprisingly stable today cause i drank some coffee but its still funny to me. but dont worry i have broken humor so it makes sense
It is 04:02 for me 😌
@@brettmeredith3950 omg this was a 2 mins ago it’s now 4:04 for me I see something ayeeeeee
Why is Wilbur saying “Of course I’ve met Jared” in a chipmunk voice the funniest thing
fr XD
Gives me Fred vibes
1:05 AHBDJSBDGEHF
I disagree
Y e s
This just made me realise how many I's were in there.... anyway-
self obsessed little bit-
The fast aggressive air guitar is SENDING MEEE SJAJJSKCJJX
The high pitched "Course I've met Jared" is SENDING ME-
XDDDD
@jack its like a stop in a sentence or like a short breath after a word
@jack it’s like an abrupt stop to a sentence
-ROLLIN’ LIKE HEELIES
1:05
ive met jared
of course i met jared😂😂
🤣🤣
Me at the start: "this can't go that fast surly not"
Me now: "oml...."
XD
When you think it cant be faster: 2x speed video
Same-
@@awsomergamer6927 just tried that and I thought my phone was gonna explode
I love how he just skips through any parts with anything that could remotely get him demonetised
*they
@@aquasiox4033 HIS NAME IS KARL
@@Baldi.ftbl_afc
and? anyone can go by any pronouns, you shouldn’t assume.
@@Baldi.ftbl_afctheir name is meant to resemble Karl Jacobs. It is not their actual name. I’m sure they will understand the confusion though. Plus who knows? You might have been right with the pronouns.
POV: this guy is tired from hearting everyone’s comment
🤣❤
nobody:
music.ly sounds:
XD
So true XD
omg the ptsd ahhhhhh
LMFAO
AHAH
THE "WOO" IS GOING TO MAKE ME HAVE A STROKE I CAN'T TAKE THIS
XDDDD PLS DON'T HAVE A STROKE
0:54
0:00 Regular Song
0:40 Alvin and the Chipmunks cover
1:25 ALVIN STOP DRINKING THE RED BULL
I-
"when i was a kid of VOIP" on 0.5 speed sounds like he's an 14 year old emo girl
Why did this work though- LOL
True
Yep.
Yep
Yep.
alvin and the chipmunks.
wilbur and the chipmunks?
wilbur and the soots!
YES
@@karlsfloof I SECOND THAT YES
LADS ON TOUR
WILBUR AND THE SOOTS LETS GOOO
Alvin and the Chipmunks deleted scenes be like:
bahahahaha
BAGAHAGAGAHHA YESS
I was thinking the same, EXACT FRIKIN THING
Lmao good one
YASSSSSSSSSSS
he's slowly turning into alvin and the chipmunks ToT
XDDDD
0:28 HE SOUNDS LIKE AN ACTUAL GIRL WTF
Omg lol
“He’s in your bed, I’m in your Twitch chat,” That is my favorite verse to be honest.
why does it sound like he said “owo”-
owo
*owo*
*owo*
*owo*
owo
The first verse was like:
Wilbur
Higher pitched Wilbur
Teen Wilbur
Girl Wilbur
Child Wilbur
Sophia the First
Chipmunk
omg😂😂
THERES JUST SOPHIA THE FIRST THERE LMFAO-
OMG THE SOFIA ONE LMAO
MAKE THIS A TOP COMMENT RN
Lol
Me playing this on 2x speed: MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDINGS
OH NO
WHY
I read this, wondered why, and then started thinking about it.
I'm gonna be honest it's not just twice as fast it's also twice as funny
SAME
Same
Someone make a nightcore of your new boyfriend lol
"When i was a kid on VOIP" that was my fav line in this vid
The ‘WOO’ is low key a mood 😂
At the end the song sounds like a tape being fast forward
frrr
Yup
alternative title: every 6 seconds theres a key change
XDDDD
Alternative title: Wilbur slowly fuses with Alvin and the Chipmunks until time and space itself stops completely
whys it sound like it belongs in musically-
o h g o d
If i get pinned and a heart im gonna cry from happyness and i will take my time to write the whole song edit: IM SO SORRY I RAN OUT OF TIME AND TYSM FOR THE LIKES!
No way-
Hee we go with the typing xD
Life isen't quite what I thought I'd be
When i was a kid on VOIP
I thought whenni get older
early, anyways stream your new boyfriend
yesyesyesyesyes
this is just dream speedrunning the song
nightcore mixed with alvin and the chipmunk...
magestic
The entire second half the song: Alright, Imma head out
fr XD
o U O U O U O U *O U* - *song ends*
The "Of Course I've Met Jared"- I cant- why is this so funny-
XDDDD
1:05 PFFFFSKSNKQKD I CANT TAKE THIS
HES IN YOUR BED BUT I’M IN YOUR TWITCH CHAT
I'VE GOT THE KEY AND HE'S JUST A DOORMAT
BBOOMBADUMABADDAMBU
@@tweeshachugh4316 AND EVEN THOUGH HE'S GOT SOCIAL SKILLS
@@karlsfloof THAT DOESNT MEAN I CANT PAY THE BILLS
@@pommeeeee oHh oH
I didn’t even notice how many times he said “I”😭😭
At one point he sounds like a 10 year old British girl who does astetics on TikTok
Title : Everytime he says "I" it gets faster
Me, an intellectual : **puts it on 2x speed**
I tought I was the only one who putet it in 2x speed XD
ITS FASTER THAN FAST
@@bo.oba96 Me too XD
@@bo.oba96 I thought I was the only one too.
@@samiyahshaikh lol XD
No one:
Wilbur: *agressive speedy guitar sounds and chipmunk noises*
i'm wheezing-
The end part sounds like Wilbur if he was on helium and rushed this
XDDDD
I actually wonder how techno will sound on helium now-
@@frystalyn_6960 Don't.
0:26
WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE SOMETHING OFF MUSICALLY LMAO
I didn't even realized that there's A LOT of I's in this song 💀
frrr
Same-
Same
Me too 😑
Same
Everyone else: Slowing down the speed.
Me: Puttin it on 2x
THE “wOO” IS SENDING ME
*intense strumming*
“She moves on pretty bloody quick!”
.........
.........
.........
owou!
then there’s,
hhheeêeúooo!
bahaahahah
@@karlsfloof floof 👁👅👁
XD
I heard owo
this is the Wilbur discord in a nutshell
😂
@Teah Couch wilbur soot discord, wilbur has a discord
Who hired Alvin and the chipmunks to do a cover of your new boyfriend?
0:41- 0:46 on 2x speed is literally hilarious LMAO
the pause at 0:53 literally gave me a jump scare LMAO- just the “WOO!”
Have you thought of playing the Woo at 0.25 speed. I promise you won't regret it 👀
@@alecbean omg that’s amazing 😂
@@alecbean no, I definitely regretted it
The "WOO!" Just gotten cuter lol
0:52 is a work of art.
🤣🤣🤣
Fr lmaooo
-owo-
Especially on x2 speed
HAHA THIS KINDA SOUNDS LIKE NIGHTCORE-
the end just sounds weird-
XD
Dream: Today we are speed Running Wilburs new song 🎵 🏃♂️
PLSS THIS SOUNDS LIKE WHAT A PANICK ATTACK FEELS LIKE-
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me: ‘puts is at 0.25’
Audio: DUN DUN DUN
Like am I the only one who dears that
Me at the start:hmm i dont think he siad "i" that much
Me after: oh-
1:01 at 0.25 speed sounds like a really sad and nostalgic Jack stauber song
Lmao
And the rest after that is hilarious
I was just going to type that...
0:44 Put this in half speed (0.5) and listen. Normal but his voice is different-
fr
I feel like I’m the one going insane not Wilbur
I'm sending this to my friend who thought Wilbur was a psychopath
this song is so good
it really is
he ZOOMIN 😭😭
FR
The end literally sounds like Pokemon Emerald when you speed up the game to 4x lmao
1:28 with speed of .25 sounds like its own song and I'm jamming
this is scary cause I feel like im watching myself dance
XDDDDDD
0:54 0:54 0:54 0:54
XD
Thanks 😂 must have played it like 50 times now
Tbh Wilbur is kinda crazy
Crazy in love🤪
YESSSS-
That didn’t take long at all for it to start speeding up
This is the deffenitsion of "who needs drugs I'm high on life"
Me when my mum deletes my maths homework instead of my games: 0:54
can’t wait for this to get recommended again in like 20 years
The end sounds like when your pokemon would evolve in the old games.
THE HIGH PITCH "OF COURSE IVE MET JARED" IS SENDING MEEEEE
“He is in your bed but I’m in your twitch chat” Gets me every time
Omg i'm just on the first 30 seconds and it's already scuffed... Great Job!
ty! XD
now THIS is my place to be
😂❤❤
@@karlsfloof i was so glad to be there for the premiere- were you there?
@@cmdubbeling noo ;(
The end was just Wilbur's mouse trying to become a singer
You never know how much a person says "I" until you speed it up!
Nobody: 2017-2018 tiktoks:
The high pitched “WOO” has me DEAD
1:05 I lost it with play back all the way down and then... “of course I met Jared!”
I didn’t realize Alvin and the chipmunks were e-boys 🤨
My friends what is ur favorite song?
Me uh well... uh
You’re new boyfriend in a nutshell
Speedy Wilbur
fdhlkfj
In the end, it sounds like an old pokemon game bg song speed up
wilbur nightcore
fr tho
1:10 captions say "I'push agve"
Wilbur and the chipmunks
That escalated quickly.
I recommend watching this
😂🤣😭🤣😭🤣😂🤣😭😭🤣😭🤣
Me on 2x speed: You wanna see some real speed?
Wach this on 2x pls 😂😂
We're watching a man have a mental breakdown basically
🤣🤣🤣
Wilbur.exe has stopped responding
how up, she's dating a frikin doormat? bro what the actual heck is society
i'm wheezing-
dude make this into a (YTP) it will be soo FUNNY XD btw awsome vid
tyyyy
Put it on max speed 😂
And yeah I've met Jared.....oF cOuRsE iVe mEt jArEd
Wilbur slowly becoming a Chipmunk