Slytherin's Year
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ก.ย. 2024
- Slytherin house has won the house cup! But recent events must be taken into account...
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Every Harry Potter book ever...
"6000 points to Gryffindor since Harry Potter is breathing"
"That Longbottom boy survived another year, a thunderous slap on Darwin's face. Ten points to Gryffindor."
TRUE THOUGH!!!!
Catgirl0217 yeah
Me as a Slytherin:WHAT THE BLODDY HELL IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT GRYFFINDOR!!!!!!!
Dumbledore:harry potter
Me:*angry Slytherin nosies*
To be fair, with all the shit that kid has gone through since his literal first year on this planet. Harry Potter breathing is kind of a huge feat.
All the points to Lily Potter, James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Rubeus Hagrid, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, and countless others but MOST OF ALL: HERMIONE GRANGER! lol
Yes, yes, well done Slytherin. HOWEVER!
I don't think Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw have ever won the house cup. Slytherin always wins, and then the Gryffindors look at Professpr Dumbledore with puppy dog eyes
I agree the Gryffindors always lose but then they look all sad and Dumbledore starts with but recent events must be taken into account
Bruh we Ravenclaws won 2 house cups in pottermore
yes
Why do Hufflepuffs or we Ravenclaws *even try* with the point system Professor Dumbass has in place? Not to mention Snivellus with his cheating/favouritism.
@@MashZ *Finally!* Sense and fair play has return to Hogwarts.
Every Harry Potter book ever....
Harry:”Can you pass me the toast” Dumbledore: “3,000,000 points to Gryffindor!”
Harry: *puts his name in the goblet of fire*
Dumbledore: 15,000 points to Gryffindor!
There’s just no way the other houses could even begin to think they could catch up
I'm a Slytherin and I am very disappointed in Dumbledore, but it still made me laugh!😂
Same
WOOOO HOOOO IM A SLYTHERIN
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ikittylovescake I am to
RAVENCLAW PRIDE
same!!!
That end part "And 500 points to Gryffindor!" It made me laugh
Albus Dumbledore has something against THE BEST HOUSE
I have found my people
Selena Ramirez true
Selena Ramirez its probably because hes jealous of our power how awesome we are and that we win at quidditch .................most of the time
really, he gave all those points to gryffindor
but he loves Gryffindor...
Hilarious AF
BUT RECENT ACTIVITIES MUST BE TAKEN INTO MATTER!!
Still Hilarious AF
Gosh I love this video so much. It's very well done.
But recent events must be taken into account.
Bravo-4 " Wait wait there not even close" , "500 points to Gryfindor"
"Neville Longbottom... 10 points to gryffindor!"
Can't argue with that!
im a Ravenclaw but its realy dont make sence in the first year he gave 50 points to gryffindor because ron plays good chess!
I am proud and arrogant Slytherin, but honestly...you know it was not literally for the chess. It was because he sacrificed himself. But sure, the points given to gryffindor were unfairly handled. Also we still rock even without the house cup.-D And Gryffindors are still just theatrical hero wannabees. (Just kidding, team Weasley!:-D)
A true Ravenclaw wouldn’t have spelled since ‘sence ‘
Albus Dumbass just wanted Gryffindor to win *so badly,* didn't he? Plus, humiliating the Slytherins while he did it. Screw playing by the rules at Dumbledore's Hogwarts as the headmaster himself makes them.
We’re the house slytherins hate the least
this is why I hate Gryffindor.
I'M IN GRYFFINDOR and yet I don't feel offered, but all the same I hate Dumbledore more for this. STOP PLAYING FAVORITES DUMBLES !!!!!!!!!! How are we supposed to feel any sense of accomplishment when we can't even earn the house cup properly without turning to the bloody headmaster, I'd rather gracefully admit defeat that this idiocy
*Most overrated Hogwarts house ever!!* I something don't ever know what the house stands for as the other three houses have similar traits to it, especially Hufflepuff. What is it, they boast?
@@mamamim6167 Finally, a Gryffindor talking sense about Dumbledore's system!
999999999999999999999999999999999999 uncentillion points to Slytherin
Don't you mean from...
Given to Gryffindor! (Promise I don't hate Slytherin, I'm just trying to be funny.)
LOL I just got done rereading this. Couldn't have been more timely. 10 points to Gryffindor.
500 points to Gryffiondor XD
600 points to RAVENCLAW
Take 600 pouts from all the houses and give them to Dumbledore
*I wish!!!!*
Nobody:
Automatic subtitles:
*_H a R e M P H o T o_*
Lol, I love this so much. If I got it correct, I do love the point this video makes. I found it appalling that Harry broke almost all the school rules, snooped in on other teachers pasts, falsely accused Snape, exc. But instead of repercussions, what does he get? REWARDED! Fucking. Rewarded. Slytherin lost the house cup for that, and I think that's bull. Also, was Dumbledore planning for Gryffindor to win? If so, why the hell would he get the Slytherins hopes up, and then crush them as he changed the decorations and smirked. Seriously, what the fuck Dumbledore. And yes, I get it, Harry saved the Philosophers stone. But Voldemort still got resurrected! All he did was delay it! Also, how did Harry get away with not even a warning after assembling a secret group to go against the government? Dumbledore is the only one who took the fall for that. Plus, what did they accomplish, learning a Patronus spell? That's it? I'll stop ranting now, but I really think Slytherin should have gotten the house cup. Great skit, it really did made me laugh. ^^
Yah
WOOOO HOOOO IM A SLYTHERIN
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I-Like To-Many-Fandoms Well in real life Gryffindor would never get the house cup. Just think about it: A Slytherin uses their ambition to achieve their goal of winning, a Ravenclaw just does what they normally do and overachieves on everything allowing them a chance at winning, and Hufflepuffs are known for being hardworking/dedicated. Hufflepuffs might not get too many points, but I imagine that they won't be losing any. What does a Gryffindor have? Er... honor? Like their pride won't allow them to lose? What'll actually make them do well though?
I-Like To-Many-Fandoms preach
I definitely think you should read Snape, by Lorrie Kim. It explores a lot of the Slytherin perspective on Harry and Gryffindor house's actions.
I hate the way dumbledore gives Ron points for being good at wizard chess instead of incredible bravery
*Just like he actually did in "The Philosopher's/Sorcerer's Stone!"*
10 points to Dumbledoor, AVPM reference?
10,00000000000 points to gryffinpuff!! Fam u snaps GriffinPuff wins..
What's AVPM
AVPM - "A Very Potter Musical" it's a successful TH-cam parody musical that launched a whole new fandom and 2 sequels "A Very Potter Sequel" and "A Very Potter Senior Year". All of them are on TH-cam and I HIGHLY recommend them.
I'm a Slitherin and I'm proud
Alicia Kiefer if you were a true slytherin you would know how to spell the name of your house correctly...
Alicia Kiefer You spelt Slytherin wrong. Avada Kedavra!
capsicase okay there was no need to be rude. Everyone makes mistakes. You’re just being a jerk.
*At least* you are way better than bloody Gryffindor.
🐍💚 Yassss Slytherin
#SlytherinPride
#BadassChampionsAlways
Really Dumbledore?? That wasn't fair at all! Let's just give Potter 15,000 points for breathing!
*I must admit, I was dying over here 😂😂😂*
And thus, has had the grant of many jokes of having no soul..TEN POINTS TO GRYFFINDOOR *LET THAT MAN CLAP*
I am a slyherin and I want to kick Dumbledore The terrible
I'm a massive prueblood Slytherin
Dumbledore ratted is Slytherins out😢 but it’s ok we Slytherins stand together
*Dry your eyes, mate!* We hear ya.
Lol Dumbledore 😂
Dumbledore: "Harry is breathing=140 points, Hermione is smart=140 points, Ron likes chess=140 points, Neville Longshorts has an interesting surname=10 points. *Tied!* Ehhhh, Hagrid me ol' mucker was in Gryffindor=10 points. That's 470 points, *GRYFFINDOR WINS!!!!"*
So true
No wonder Snape has something against that house. I'M A PROUD SLYTHERIN!!
*At least* the man has some decency with his house bias. Unlike Professor Dumbass.
I got a Freelancers ad before this!
I heard some dude yell 'Suckers!' about Ravenclaw at the beginning and I was like 'oh yeah? You wanna dance?!?"
Dumbledore : gryffindor with 30 pts
Me: *takes off headphones and says : curse you gryffindor
But he let us win tho
PaulaCOOCOO14 gfy
This is exactly what happened!!! And people wonder why Slytherins aren't very fond of Dumbledoor!!
Or Harry and his gang.
lol once again my house lost to Gryffindor... but it was still funny
This is such a classic 😂 I love it so much
I'm a Slytherin and this pissed me off I mean seriously
And Dumby then wonders why you and your house hate him.
Hufflepuff's in second!!
Well it's about freaking time.
This is just so funny and WOOOO HOOOO IM A SLYTHERIN
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Go slytherin
Literally every Harry Potter book ever
Actually laughed out loud at Neville
Favouritism much?
*_A U T O M A T I C S U B T I T L E S_*
Ten points: Jen Bones
Ronald Weasly: Robert Winston
Harry Potter: harem photos
That was AWESOME!! I loved it! Thanks for giving me a laugh!!
This is one of the best things I've seen in my entire life
Hi! I’m a Slytherin too! And I’m a girl ! And I have got a twin brother Justin McCarrell! And he has got autism too! And I have also have got autism too!
"HOWEVER"
sounds about right.
Love this so much!!!!
my house has only 375 points!!!
kristopher barker same
Ikr!
Ravenclaw!
Ravenclaw (my house) always come third/last every year despite our academic traits. We *would have* come a nice second in Harry's first year if the headmaster didn't just go and say "F**k the rules, I'm now making them."
Where my gryffindors at ❤️💛❤️💛❤️💛❤️💛❤️💛
Turning to the headmaster to get you first place.
That's the truest thing i bave heard lately
I never clicked anything so fast!
The end got me dead💚💚💚💚💚💚
YES my house won take that slytherin
fite me Gryffindor
Crazy Covers....
AVADA KEDAVRA!
wow this one actually reminded me of studio c good job you guys
I love being a Slytherin
SO. ACCURATE. UGHHHHHHHHHHHH
Amazing job. 💚
THIS IS UNEXPECTEDLY FUNNY!
Divine Comedy is awesome... 10 points to Gryffindor
love you guys
Sounds about right 😂😂😂
Annnnd that's why I go to Ilvermorny.
I love this!💚 Slitherin for life!
Im a gryffindor on pottermore but slytherin definatley should have won
Dumbledore you a hole! LET SLYTHERIN WIN 4 ONCE! GEESH! #Slytherpuffpride
Dumbledore: "Never!!!!! I'll make Gryffindor win even if it kills me!"
"Neveil Longbottom....ten points to gryffindor" if that isn't me (Neveil is my second favourite character with luna being my favourite)
Our lives
This was like the opposite of the scene in A Very Potter Musical where Draco said he couldn't kill Dumbledore and Snape said "COWARD! Ten points from Gryffindor!"
YES SLITHERN!!! REPRESENT!!!!
I couldn't stop laughing
But wait! They're not even close to beating us!
Really? 500 points to Gryffindor!
YES GRYFFINDOORRRRR
Dumbledore's new point policy: "10 points to Gryffindor anytime one of their students breathes".
Why are you so talented
Amazing i love this!!!!
BUT RECENT EVENTS MUST BE TAKEN INTO ACCOUNT
Hahahahah this had me belly laughing!!! XD
I'm here early :) And I love this video XD It's great!
You guys are all awesome!
ravenclaw anyone?
*Me!* 😁
This is awesome
I'm a Slytherin yet I am annoyed by Dumbledore I give him twenty points that was awesome
I loved this 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is pretty much every year at Hogwarts 😂
Died came back died again
Any 🦁 here?
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍 Slitherin
Dumbledore XD
Why dumbledore sucks
I'm in hufflepuff
I’m a slytherin on pottermore not sure how doe
I'M A SLYTHERIN BITCH
Was this the year Umbridge was there Gryffindor had zero house points by the end of that year
I can't remember, but I bet Dumby coming back at the end of the year would have seen about that.
Is this like the Studio c but before studio c
Guy says: but they are not even close to beating us
Dumbeldor thinks: well i tom and slitheran and this ugly guy and I was in grifondor
Dumbeldor says: 500 points to grifendor.
Me: I yell out you suck slitheran
I'm a Hufflepuff.....
I guees Dumbledore was being loyal?
so funny=10 point's to griffindor 😂
Is that Tori from Studio C
#Badgerpride
I'm a ravenclaw though im a lion at heart. :)
LaurelBlueLizard they call us "Ravendor"