how to not play arknights
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ธ.ค. 2022
- This is how a 0 IQ Doctor plays Arknights.
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Watching Vifer play the game (or any other streamer, really) always feels good for me, because it keeps reminding me that the community isn't filled with mega brained people like KyostinV, Kukki, or Eckogen and that I don't have to be on the same level as those people to enjoy Arknights.
For every KyostinV gigabrain players, there are 5000 braindead players like me. Is all goood.
Perfectly balanced as all thing should be
Based. Very wholesome to know vifer is just the same as me, dokutah with skill issue.
Yeah. I play the game partly because I figure it's good to occasionally do things I'm ill suited to.
Kyostinv Kukki and eckogen are not big brain people.
in arknights they are the "pre-amnesia doktah"
proof Arknights is not pay to win
well if u consider that u have to be smart, and u go to school to be smart, and u have to pay to go to school
then yes, it is pay to win
@@metalforge6915 School =/= Smart.
Some geniuses didn't even get to study because it used to be even more expensive than nowadays. I was particularly thinking about Da Vinci who didn't get to go to college and had to work directly, but type "geniuses who failed school" and you should have plenty examples.
@@metalforge6915 i dont think school is gonna help you on arknights strategies anyway
@@turq5729 fr man
@@ipatchymakouli415 honestly yes, only thing i actually do learn something is math, but its usefulness stops at around 8 to 10th grade i think idk i cant remember
In one end of spectrum, we have player who do 4* only playthrough, player who max risk CC by calculating everything in Ms Excel, or player who play blindfolded.
On the other end, we have Vifer.
Both are enjoyable.
“watching this will make you 10x smarter”
At this point they need to release an operator that has 3 block and costs like 6 DP so Vifer doesn't lose in the first 30 seconds of the stage..... actually nevermind this is peak content
Noir Corne is 12 DP, so that's twice the required DP.
Even if they release that kind of operator, Vifer Will find a way to failed the stage
Yeah closest thing we got for that is either Noir Corne at 12DP or Mountain at 9/10 DP but only 2 block
costs 3 OP to deploy, for whales only.
0:09 90% dodge Gigachad
0:27 That stun was clutch af!!
0:42 Classic Vifer
1:01 How did he get in there?
1:14 Myrtle KEKW
1:22 Bruh moment
1:36 Unlucky? Copium.
2:21 We'll be right back
2:36 Dude, read.
2:47 Surtr KEKW
3:14 He effed up
3:47 Every second counts
4:09 Saitama in a nutshell
4:48 Top 10 Dumbest Decisions by Vifer
5:03 KEKW
On the bright side, you are helping the new players of not what to do in this game, and won't lose much sanities.
Good on you, Vippy. 👍
He lets us know the cost of failure isn't too high to try things beyond our skill level
That clip of him asking why Courier (who only has two block and not a lot of attack) is leaking the enemies has to be one of the most second-hand embarrassment-inducing things I have ever seen.
the undisputed GOAT at failing
Whenever i feel like i suck at cc content trying to go for risk 20+, I re-watch vifer just to feel good again. Because i remember that not everyone is omega beeg brain like the guide makers 😇😇😇
vifer really is one of the arknights players
The most player of all time
Man makes other people look like the new kongming
Watching vifer is2 runs became one of my favorite vifer experiences up to this day
Me, having finished zero is2 runs: "Relatable"
Vifer is the only person i know who consistently uses Myrtle and Elysium as laneholders KEKW
Alternative title: How not to play like Vifer... still these clips are very hilarious, I can't.
with charisma like this, even failure is a celebration!
If you look at the meaning of "throwing for content" in a dictionary, I'm sure there is just one word: "Vifer".
Good job! This is exactly the kind of guide that the community needs. Why have 1000 guides for stages if you can have just one: "Do what Vifer wouldn't do.".
Please, take my like. What a great video this was.
Just be real. Each one of us had several moments like this. Even veterans lol
3:05 don't do drugs, kids.
how to not play arknights:
play arknights normally
I love you man thanks for the laughter
As you can see we can see our lovely streamer casting his spell
Just another day Vifer Content with Espresso depresso..
Average surtr fan moment
Thank you vifer
Big brain play by vifer i maybe dumb but this man is on another level of skill
This is why Vifer doesn't do guide videos, amazing smoothbrain plays!
The more I see this video
The more I feel better about myself
And I don't even know why
It's feel good
Yeah to watch suffer just like ourself.Relatable
Best Moments Of Vifer's life
who would win?
streamer with squad full of 6*s or some cn dude on bilibili using only 3*s
*Recognises all stages as ones I hate aswell*
Yeah, I think you're still doing a better job than me... probably. After last banner I got myself my own Sutr now though (no profs though)
Skill issue is real
Our favorite Pepega
i like see people suffering
only first part of vid gives me ptsd those thing i never able to hit it if i dont stun silence airborn it/while myrte ellys part happens to me allways when my mind in other places
Is that my doctor I see? 👀
How to play Arknights:
Have Kal'tsit
Have Mountain
Have Ash
Have Ch'en Alter
Have Irene
And then just Sutr it.
@@hassathunter2464 no mats 💀
Cope
Gravel time
Still need to remind myself this is all sarcastic before watching vifer or else I'll blow into pieces of EN
Ah yes pencil
Whale plays Arknights
When RNG was good but in not a good way
Since I have played PVZ 1 and 2 and Bloons, Arknights is really not a casual Tower Defense Game.
“How to not play Arknights”
Arknights: *releases new banner*
My gacha addict a*s: ……..
Literally deadbrain :D
Damn, looks like you missed
3:58 - 4:39 karma for rummaging Gopnik's things in one encounter. 😂
In all seriousness, if you have silence or anything to deal with those enemies from OD event, you can fight against Gopnik. Otherwise, leave Gopnik alone.
Based
Most casual player in arknights
Sutr solves everything🤓
Average Surtr mains:
proof that arknights is a pay to win game
You need nutritious food for your brain
In order to play this game properly
Surtr can die even if S3 is active
Me *Astonished*
Emperor's Blade can reduce HP to 0. Not as damage, but as a skill
EB didn't use his skill; Surtr's passive had already been triggered by EB's basic attacks (in combination with Aak's S3) when she activated S3, in which case she only had 9s to live even if S3 restored all her health
@@TheyCallMeDio I thought EB forcibly retreats them?
what we learned from this video
DONT bring only ranged operators.
DONT try to put operators over an X tile
DONT get stunned by enemies
DONT just let the enemies walk into the blue box
DONT be unlucky
Lmao
pffffffffffftttttttt
This guy sure is bad
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So is this guy supposed to be a good player?