how to not play arknights

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ธ.ค. 2022
  • This is how a 0 IQ Doctor plays Arknights.
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  • @acertainkirakuin
    @acertainkirakuin ปีที่แล้ว +483

    Watching Vifer play the game (or any other streamer, really) always feels good for me, because it keeps reminding me that the community isn't filled with mega brained people like KyostinV, Kukki, or Eckogen and that I don't have to be on the same level as those people to enjoy Arknights.

    • @bad3ip2k10
      @bad3ip2k10 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      For every KyostinV gigabrain players, there are 5000 braindead players like me. Is all goood.

    • @SeaweedAK
      @SeaweedAK ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Perfectly balanced as all thing should be

    • @ReonLeon
      @ReonLeon ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Based. Very wholesome to know vifer is just the same as me, dokutah with skill issue.

    • @wind64a39
      @wind64a39 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah. I play the game partly because I figure it's good to occasionally do things I'm ill suited to.

    • @AquaFieds
      @AquaFieds ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Kyostinv Kukki and eckogen are not big brain people.
      in arknights they are the "pre-amnesia doktah"

  • @petraleong
    @petraleong ปีที่แล้ว +365

    proof Arknights is not pay to win

    • @metalforge6915
      @metalforge6915 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      well if u consider that u have to be smart, and u go to school to be smart, and u have to pay to go to school
      then yes, it is pay to win

    • @ipatchymakouli415
      @ipatchymakouli415 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@metalforge6915 School =/= Smart.
      Some geniuses didn't even get to study because it used to be even more expensive than nowadays. I was particularly thinking about Da Vinci who didn't get to go to college and had to work directly, but type "geniuses who failed school" and you should have plenty examples.

    • @turq5729
      @turq5729 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@metalforge6915 i dont think school is gonna help you on arknights strategies anyway

    • @acertainkirakuin
      @acertainkirakuin ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@turq5729 fr man

    • @metalforge6915
      @metalforge6915 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ipatchymakouli415 honestly yes, only thing i actually do learn something is math, but its usefulness stops at around 8 to 10th grade i think idk i cant remember

  • @alvianekka80
    @alvianekka80 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    In one end of spectrum, we have player who do 4* only playthrough, player who max risk CC by calculating everything in Ms Excel, or player who play blindfolded.
    On the other end, we have Vifer.
    Both are enjoyable.

  • @wubxenon
    @wubxenon ปีที่แล้ว +57

    “watching this will make you 10x smarter”

  • @Ricelord565
    @Ricelord565 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    At this point they need to release an operator that has 3 block and costs like 6 DP so Vifer doesn't lose in the first 30 seconds of the stage..... actually nevermind this is peak content

    • @anzyroadside2374
      @anzyroadside2374 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Noir Corne is 12 DP, so that's twice the required DP.

    • @kurukuru2518
      @kurukuru2518 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Even if they release that kind of operator, Vifer Will find a way to failed the stage

    • @Pomho1812
      @Pomho1812 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah closest thing we got for that is either Noir Corne at 12DP or Mountain at 9/10 DP but only 2 block

    • @bloodred255
      @bloodred255 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      costs 3 OP to deploy, for whales only.

  • @tokimebestgirl8197
    @tokimebestgirl8197 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    0:09 90% dodge Gigachad
    0:27 That stun was clutch af!!
    0:42 Classic Vifer
    1:01 How did he get in there?
    1:14 Myrtle KEKW
    1:22 Bruh moment
    1:36 Unlucky? Copium.
    2:21 We'll be right back
    2:36 Dude, read.
    2:47 Surtr KEKW
    3:14 He effed up
    3:47 Every second counts
    4:09 Saitama in a nutshell
    4:48 Top 10 Dumbest Decisions by Vifer
    5:03 KEKW

  • @DylanoRevs
    @DylanoRevs ปีที่แล้ว +137

    On the bright side, you are helping the new players of not what to do in this game, and won't lose much sanities.
    Good on you, Vippy. 👍

    • @bloodred255
      @bloodred255 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He lets us know the cost of failure isn't too high to try things beyond our skill level

  • @raquelalejandrapatinoojeda8334
    @raquelalejandrapatinoojeda8334 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    That clip of him asking why Courier (who only has two block and not a lot of attack) is leaking the enemies has to be one of the most second-hand embarrassment-inducing things I have ever seen.

  • @no_suk9851
    @no_suk9851 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    the undisputed GOAT at failing

  • @lameproguy5970
    @lameproguy5970 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Whenever i feel like i suck at cc content trying to go for risk 20+, I re-watch vifer just to feel good again. Because i remember that not everyone is omega beeg brain like the guide makers 😇😇😇

  • @sweanisjoleanis1623
    @sweanisjoleanis1623 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    vifer really is one of the arknights players

    • @TheyCallMeDio
      @TheyCallMeDio ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The most player of all time

  • @thischannelwasamistake9403
    @thischannelwasamistake9403 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man makes other people look like the new kongming

  • @zeist3608
    @zeist3608 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Watching vifer is2 runs became one of my favorite vifer experiences up to this day

    • @hassathunter2464
      @hassathunter2464 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me, having finished zero is2 runs: "Relatable"

  • @ggamer3023
    @ggamer3023 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Vifer is the only person i know who consistently uses Myrtle and Elysium as laneholders KEKW

  • @kaidelaire4689
    @kaidelaire4689 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Alternative title: How not to play like Vifer... still these clips are very hilarious, I can't.

  • @oberon5657
    @oberon5657 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    with charisma like this, even failure is a celebration!

  • @Mizufluffy
    @Mizufluffy ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If you look at the meaning of "throwing for content" in a dictionary, I'm sure there is just one word: "Vifer".
    Good job! This is exactly the kind of guide that the community needs. Why have 1000 guides for stages if you can have just one: "Do what Vifer wouldn't do.".
    Please, take my like. What a great video this was.

  • @justawanderingoldman7699
    @justawanderingoldman7699 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Just be real. Each one of us had several moments like this. Even veterans lol

  • @Razor4884
    @Razor4884 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    3:05 don't do drugs, kids.

  • @Eniteee
    @Eniteee ปีที่แล้ว +5

    how to not play arknights:
    play arknights normally

  • @Skepticalraven
    @Skepticalraven ปีที่แล้ว

    I love you man thanks for the laughter

  • @storms2982
    @storms2982 ปีที่แล้ว

    As you can see we can see our lovely streamer casting his spell

  • @YoungYuri19
    @YoungYuri19 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just another day Vifer Content with Espresso depresso..

  • @mugenniutsubyo3103
    @mugenniutsubyo3103 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Average surtr fan moment

  • @diwucalberich462
    @diwucalberich462 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you vifer

  • @sashapinesnguyenhienhoa8003
    @sashapinesnguyenhienhoa8003 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Big brain play by vifer i maybe dumb but this man is on another level of skill

  • @takoplush
    @takoplush ปีที่แล้ว

    This is why Vifer doesn't do guide videos, amazing smoothbrain plays!

  • @ryuhayabusa3690
    @ryuhayabusa3690 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The more I see this video
    The more I feel better about myself
    And I don't even know why
    It's feel good

  • @taylorangelov4952
    @taylorangelov4952 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best Moments Of Vifer's life

  • @demonicat5806
    @demonicat5806 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    who would win?
    streamer with squad full of 6*s or some cn dude on bilibili using only 3*s

  • @hassathunter2464
    @hassathunter2464 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Recognises all stages as ones I hate aswell*
    Yeah, I think you're still doing a better job than me... probably. After last banner I got myself my own Sutr now though (no profs though)

  • @kingkai4579
    @kingkai4579 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Skill issue is real

  • @nuckelaveee4650
    @nuckelaveee4650 ปีที่แล้ว

    Our favorite Pepega

  • @herucesarianto3082
    @herucesarianto3082 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i like see people suffering

  • @shiromirai2014
    @shiromirai2014 ปีที่แล้ว

    only first part of vid gives me ptsd those thing i never able to hit it if i dont stun silence airborn it/while myrte ellys part happens to me allways when my mind in other places

  • @Xooku
    @Xooku ปีที่แล้ว

    Is that my doctor I see? 👀

  • @potatoewifi
    @potatoewifi ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How to play Arknights:
    Have Kal'tsit
    Have Mountain
    Have Ash
    Have Ch'en Alter
    Have Irene

    • @hassathunter2464
      @hassathunter2464 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And then just Sutr it.

    • @potatoewifi
      @potatoewifi ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hassathunter2464 no mats 💀
      Cope

  • @tymo1731
    @tymo1731 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gravel time

  • @mirulsha0693
    @mirulsha0693 ปีที่แล้ว

    Still need to remind myself this is all sarcastic before watching vifer or else I'll blow into pieces of EN

  • @abrahamwijaya6631
    @abrahamwijaya6631 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ah yes pencil

  • @blitzrohan
    @blitzrohan ปีที่แล้ว

    Whale plays Arknights

  • @ikhsanoglex6169
    @ikhsanoglex6169 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When RNG was good but in not a good way

  • @rcsiapno1
    @rcsiapno1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Since I have played PVZ 1 and 2 and Bloons, Arknights is really not a casual Tower Defense Game.

  • @Yosh-
    @Yosh- ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “How to not play Arknights”
    Arknights: *releases new banner*
    My gacha addict a*s: ……..

  • @ursahere5370
    @ursahere5370 ปีที่แล้ว

    Literally deadbrain :D

  • @notfake3248
    @notfake3248 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn, looks like you missed

  • @grumpyrex5123
    @grumpyrex5123 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:58 - 4:39 karma for rummaging Gopnik's things in one encounter. 😂
    In all seriousness, if you have silence or anything to deal with those enemies from OD event, you can fight against Gopnik. Otherwise, leave Gopnik alone.

  • @forget3100
    @forget3100 ปีที่แล้ว

    Based

  • @xurnz3282
    @xurnz3282 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Most casual player in arknights

  • @naufalardiyan9858
    @naufalardiyan9858 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sutr solves everything🤓

  • @sphere-remix6510
    @sphere-remix6510 ปีที่แล้ว

    Average Surtr mains:

  • @_unknown123.
    @_unknown123. ปีที่แล้ว +2

    proof that arknights is a pay to win game
    You need nutritious food for your brain
    In order to play this game properly

  • @v4mp250
    @v4mp250 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Surtr can die even if S3 is active
    Me *Astonished*

    • @TheyCallMeDio
      @TheyCallMeDio ปีที่แล้ว

      Emperor's Blade can reduce HP to 0. Not as damage, but as a skill

    • @jamesgao1092
      @jamesgao1092 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      EB didn't use his skill; Surtr's passive had already been triggered by EB's basic attacks (in combination with Aak's S3) when she activated S3, in which case she only had 9s to live even if S3 restored all her health

    • @Anothersleeper
      @Anothersleeper ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheyCallMeDio I thought EB forcibly retreats them?

  • @SillyBoyKisser74
    @SillyBoyKisser74 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    what we learned from this video
    DONT bring only ranged operators.
    DONT try to put operators over an X tile
    DONT get stunned by enemies
    DONT just let the enemies walk into the blue box
    DONT be unlucky

  • @MioTaeyeon
    @MioTaeyeon ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao

  • @zushiku3138
    @zushiku3138 ปีที่แล้ว

    pffffffffffftttttttt

  • @InfectedAdri
    @InfectedAdri ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy sure is bad

  • @elvira1058
    @elvira1058 ปีที่แล้ว

    ░p░r░o░m░o░s░m░

  • @Necrow_Productions
    @Necrow_Productions ปีที่แล้ว

    So is this guy supposed to be a good player?