Brian Tseng |On Why Taiwanese Don't Shake Hands - Stand-Up, Asia! Season 4 FULL SET
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- FULL SET: #StandUpAsia's Brian Tseng 曾博恩 jokes about experiencing culture shock as a Taiwanese and what it was like meeting European women for the first time.(Eng/Chi Sub)
Chi translation by 浩爾譯世界.
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中文英文都好笑
但是感覺Brian講英文時更有自信
拜託多講一些英文的stand up comedy
必須有翻譯字幕啊....
@@anfou 学英文吧
因為英文版會有人笑
中文版很尷尬
因為國外的文化 日常的對話就是很浮誇好笑 在中文系國家沒有人平常會講話很大聲很誇張 除了補習班老師上課以外
所以用中文講這種段子會有一種譁眾取寵的尷尬
@@子李-l3j 所以說台灣人就是很ggyy阿 連對岸人都不會有這種尷尬 跟他們相處過後發現他們直爽多了 台灣人好煩
博恩説英文的stand up comedy 比中文的好笑太多了！！！！
真的~ 之前就在博恩的頻道看過他以前的英文stand up，講起來超順超有梗~
這次的影片內容部分也都是之前影片有講過的，不過還是超好笑!
詠HWEI 这是夸奖不
完全同意。
You should better say he's back to his old business, which he enjoys a lot. N, this affects his quality of jokes a lot.
True
英文的博恩台風更穩健
“Can’t claim independence cuz I’m from Taiwan”
Shit kinda went hard
Izaki Galaxy
I’m a Taiwanese,and i won’t agree that we are a part of China,well maybe China won’t be happy about it,but i just wanna to tell people what i think,and what people around me think.
Ben Wu I still hold the opinion that Taiwan is part of China. But I respect your standpoint. What’s more, may it will be more harmonious if people on both sides of the Taiwan Strait can have more object communication. The argument between governments shouldn’t have caused the conflict among citizens.😀
Zech Wan
Thanks for your respect!Even though we hold different opinion. 👍
Ben Wu 👍Wishing a more peaceful relationship between mainland and Taiwan. Hoping that these two societies can have more consensuses.
台灣人向你說早安
*guy does his best in comedy*
me: what's his skincare?
Asian genes
@@theshriekinghominin1760 am Taiwanese with a shit ton of pimples, cannot confirm
Legit what I was thinking!
Too much cum in Paris. Used excess as skincare.
Brian is so handsome
雖然部分段子博恩之前也用中文講過，但是翻成英文之後又讓我複習了哈哈哈
Brian: I've never been the ideal student
*Also Brian: Graduates from National Taiwan University and has multiple degrees*
he has 2 masters degree I think
@TreeFiddy No good Attitude, failure
You can go search his father's educational attainment. He's the real ideal student.
And he speaks multiple languages
Probably because of all the detention
好像全都是聽過的段子但再聽一遍還是很好笑
不知道為什麼把獼猴的香蕉梗換成芭樂，香蕉梗我覺得很讚
安庭 難怪我覺得怪怪的 原來是換了
👋👋👋👋
怎麼了
問候
Guava在一些地方好像有d*ck的意思，所以應該是同樣邏輯的梗，為了語言而替換了
其實印象中他一開始的脫口秀就是從英文出發的，
2015還是2016就有在follow他的短片，
這種實力卻要上大熱門被連who care都忘了加S的主持人酸真的很為他報不平
主持人是誰?
當然是我們的中國憲啊
@@austinwang6500 中國憲根本是霸佔台灣電視圈，一直在抑制有潛力的年輕人出頭，搞得現在年輕人只能從TH-cam開始經營
中國憲還是有他的獨到之處啦~不然~為何他手上還有三個節目~看看菲哥小燕姐~就知道節目製作人還是蠻挺中國憲的~
憲哥講笑話的功力更深厚沒有錯呀
笑!都給我笑!不要讓人覺得我們英文不好233333
笑着笑着就哭了。。。TwT
XDD
Haha……good work.
Genzy Wong “hahahaa.......what did he just say??”
他講的都很簡單阿
才怪QQ
好喜歡看博恩表演英文脫口秀！！而且越來越會抓鏡頭了
是兩三台攝影機在抓他，加上開演前會有預演，到底會不會啦幹
哈哈哈哈哈，跟講中文一樣好笑，但用英文講好像就比較輕鬆開放的感覺🤣🤣🤣🤣
欸！除了嘲笑新加坡口音的笑話 其他都是舊的欸 但改善了很多措辭的應用所以也變得更好笑ㄌㄌㄌㄌ
哈哈哈，對！但是感覺真的表現力更好了
La
沒有到嘲笑 la
以色列巴勒斯坦那一段有說過嗎？
對呀，我覺得如果不用舊的梗，他的層次會更高一些⋯⋯but u know...也是沒辦法的事
邊實現夢想邊推銷台灣，你很成功，我很佩服!
Ur English stand up is soooo much better than Chinese stand up!!!!
I agree
So much less awkward!
@@Thirteenthdi That's because you are not a native speaker. His jokes are rather lame. A Taiwanese joking about "independence" is like an Eskimo person joking about how cold snow is. "Master baiter" is the most lame. Crude sexual "sore throat" jokes have also been done 1000's of times as well. Strict Asian parents is so overdone. Clever hans effect 100%!
@@minniechen8735 i feel like u got nth to do instead of shitting in this comment section. why are u so pathetic
Different culture results in different types of stand up. Frankly only Taiwanese can understand those jokes.
博恩你沒有失敗! 希望台灣能懂博恩為台灣做的事!
有誰講他是失敗的嗎😅
@@gakki9186一堆啊，都說無聊當有趣的清高或者老人
This kind of comedy that teaches us geography and culture is best. 👌
開中國人的玩笑，全世界都有共鳴，舒服
就怕觀眾有小粉紅
那不是開玩笑，是陳述事實
作为一个大陆长大的我，都觉得很好笑。我觉得中华民族不论大陆还是港澳台的人应该还是分清楚笑话就是笑话，如果天天搞些不贴近现实的笑话，笑几下就没意思了。政治到头来对于平民老百姓来讲直接的影响是小的，跟多时候不管是内陆还是外地的华人其实都很相似，大家都是普通民众，没有必要拿这些政治来割裂彼此。
Will Wu 像你這麼理性思考的人快絕種了...🤔🤔
@@curise8016 你要把他当做事实就不对了 我想你压根都没来过内地吧 你们的印象估计还停在十几年前
2:41 "I have a guava." It's originally "banana" when I heard Brian told this joke. XD
I'm Taiwanese American and GOD do I resonate with Brian.
fantastic work.
laughed my head off. almost literally.
i watched the Chinese version before, but i got to say the English version is pretty amazing.
Chinese version of what?
@@winterflower8792 He has used some of these jokes before in Mandarin, posted on his channel
@@EagleEyedSheLion ohhh ok
之前是因為他的學歷令人震驚，現在博恩的英語讓我更加尊重這個人!
一個人之所以應該獲得尊重不是因為它的才華 而是因為他是個人
@@kaekae8004對啊 任何人都應該被尊重
他可能是要說尊敬這個人？
This is my first vid of him and I'm already in love lmao
神奇的演算法~~~到此一--油--
講英文的博恩好自由 好開心 跟在夜夜秀完全不一樣 眼鏡會發光
第一次看博恩的英文show, 沒想到這麼流暢, 而且梗也非常的好笑 XDDDDDDDD
耶~等了好久終於有博恩的stand up 了
四季影視網站也有，等到亞洲瘋就有了
I love this guy
His set is actually fun.
His English is so fluent. He sounds like he's from the US.
better than his Chinese actually
@@saxopox grew up in the states
He studied there when he was young
@@saxopoxnot at all
That's cuz he American.
黑鬼拜託。
Blessings from Taiwan
“I am from Taiwan and I can’t declare INDEPENDENCE”
That's gold man.😂😂😂
good one. Didn't know he can speak English so fluent.
That's basicly his mother tongue...
@@greenwoo no, his native tongue is Mandarin. He lived in the USA as a teenager though and his English is a lot better than his Hokkien.
And I think that it is also about his major in university
He also studied in London and Paris before.
He lived in the US for more than a decade...so it shouldn’t come as a shock
Damn, he is good. Such a short time yet so much good content. Made me laugh all the way through.
As a Taiwanese; I try to support all Taiwanese comedians as it's not really part of our culture.. So thumbs up!
OMG this younger Taiwanese dude are so younger, talent and potential on comedy show! Keep it work dude, you are amazing! I can see Your comedy show will getting hot somedays! ❤️ from 🇦🇺
又是被偷lego的故事哈哈 希望哪天有機會朝聖Two Three Comedy 看現場的stand up Brian!
He is funny and I hope years later he will still live with his parents not because he can't leave but because it feels home.
博恩好神喔!
希望疫情後能到國外多講一點英文的STAND UP
Wow! That’s awesome! 👍
CCA should thanks Brian. This video is the highest view in this channel. (Don’t hit me, just a joke....)
I lived with my parents until I was 34 years bcoz I worked in a different island for 3 years then got married 😁 and now I miss my parents especially my mum a lotttt , wish I could look after my old parents everyday until my last breath bcoz my mum had gone 4 years ago and my dad lives in a different country with me. Yeah I'm Asian 💜
Thanks for sharing your story.
Spend quality time with your parents before it's too late.
Says hes not the best student growing up and then proceeds to tell he got a masters...in Paris!
I went to college with him and can confirm he was a fucking amazing student.
Meody...you don't understand, he's judging himself by asian standards.
@@darthslackus499 not amazing student = parents disappointed, couldn't send me to ivy league.
@@vincentnguyen3068 LOL. Exactly.
An amazing student would have went to Oxford or a top Ivy, I guess.
Love Brian!
4:23 埋下伏筆😂
預言家😂
怕了吧 哲奈老師
This is hilarious. I'm very impressed. Great show!!
Damnnnnn KILLED IT in English! 少了尷尬感整個超順欸！ 台灣之光～～～
Hmm, I was born in Taiwan but have spent only round 15% of my life there - still accurate for me lol
我是大陆人，完全没有被冒犯到哈哈哈哈-政治怎么样是另一码事，但他的段子很搞笑！
請回牆裡去拜託。牆外的世界很危險的。
@@gigihanmandarin 真哒？
我一個都笑不出來
我聽不懂英文XDD
(我愛博恩❤)
楓火黑 還以為是丹尼。。。。。
有没有觉得 外国 很支持 你的 脱口秀节目
要继续加油啊 而且 以 英文 我们完全 知道你的 意思 而且很捧你场
Happy Hooker is a fishing club in the Chicago area.
Well done Brian, I watched this with my partner and he loved it
好喜歡博恩英語版的Stand up comedy！笑點真的很多哈哈哈哈哈哈🤣🤣🤣感覺博恩更加放的開了（？
他的流暢度
都讓我以為英文是他的母語
嚴格來說算是哈哈哈哈
Wow
How great this Taiwan young guy !
段子跟節奏真的是很棒 連續看了兩次 回味無窮
哇！好想念博恩夜夜秀哦😭💖💖
英文看起來對博恩來說比中文更好鋪梗了！
很好笑！
問候
heard the detention part on mandarin still sound great
wondering why there’s no one catches that “master baiter “ machine pun
People caught it. It's been done before a million times before mostly by adolescent little boys who haven't grown up fully.
I caught it too!
@@minniechen8735 -- And yet...... still funny. (At least to guys.)
Honestly I don't get it. Care to explain?
erickmojojojo happy hooker is a fishing shop
😂 I love how this guy made points out of the China and Taiwan situation 😂
Finally on Comedy Central ✌️
7:32 "tissues" haha same
i cry myself to sleep too
其實很多笑話都是中文翻譯過去英文
但大家都說英文好笑太多了哈哈
so good
The detention joke was directly translated from a joke he did before in Mandarin! Funny in both languages!
就算是博恩表演過的段子，英文的還是比較好笑。而且停頓點時間都掌握的很好👌
第一次看博恩用英文表演，好流暢
Brian Tseng, you are an amazing man...
That explained the "smell" in some Paris metro station.
雖然是以前的段子但還是很好笑
Great one. Hope to see more political jokes. It’s spot on!
來幫博恩加油！你做的事 我超級欣賞且贊同 ！祝你成功🎉
終於等到brian～～～～～～～
oh yeah more Taiwanese performers pls!!!
didn't know he can do english comedy this well XD
我覺得這裡的博恩好帥
講英文很ＭＡＮ
上禮拜推薦英文老師（外國人）看博恩脫口秀，他驚呼博恩英文發音很標準（美式），閉上眼睛聽你會以為是美國人在演講。❤❤
people who go to school in a different country at a young age will easily learn the other country's accent.
I Love Taiwan been visiting for 15 years ❤
以前都看外國影片學英文，現在都看博恩學英文 🙂🙂🙂
不管聽幾次都好好笑😂
Dude, that's spicy drop on nations stuff. Superb!
4:41
Now the worst part about detention
is not detention itself.
It's having to explain what detention is
to your Taiwanese parents.
You know that day
I got home,
my mom was like,
"Why are you home so late?
What's detention?"
And I tried to play it down.
I was like,
"You know,
it's not that big of a deal.
All that happens is,
you know,
after school
we have to stay in this big classroom.
This really boring-looking teacher in the front
forces us to finish our homework.
After one or two hours,
we're free to go." Right?
And at this point,
my dad came storming in.
He was like,
"What happened at school today?
What did Brian do again?"
And my mom was like,
"Can you believe what your son did at school today?
He found a free
tuition center!"
My dad was like,
"But we pay for that shit!"
tuning in for full set la
awesome
NETFLIX SPECIAL FOR BRIAN PLSSSS
Hahahahaha such an interesting and also funny comedy segment!! I think its great that you also taught us some biology!!!
Omg, this guy is definitely go somewhere one day! He is super!
太棒了！博恩加油！
mostly same jokes on his own channel XD still funny when listening the second time
ikr🤣
This is the type of video I watch while I am looking for another more interesting video to watch
Dude got balls. Kudos 👏
4:40 每當聽到 Detention 就會想到【返校】
節奏好快，是因為製作單位給的時間很短的關係嗎?
終於等到翻譯成中文的好心人了(￣∇￣)
發現其實有些段子 有聽過了~~但還是很好笑😂
作为一个中国大陆人，我还是可以欣赏他的笑话。哥们儿挺有才。
先说我没有崩溃，但你能欣赏他这样强开（地图炮）中国人随地大小便的玩笑我也挺欣赏你的，呵呵。以前挺喜欢他的，以后不会再看他任何影片了，反正也不少我一个。
@@tiannanwei7836 随地大小便也是中国人自己搞出来的不让别人讲，有更多比这个更歧视更地图更地狱的梗
@@hehehiyt3065 现在还有很多这样的吗？博恩不就一直是这样，不酸几个中国笑话湾蛙年轻人不够爽啊~
@@RyanSkeely 只是搞笑的梗，硬要说弯弯共共什么的，我去中国说句台湾是中国的一点也不能少，一堆中国人也会高潮啊，很多明星还能打捞一笔。看个脱口秀也能扯政治哦，很多时候你听政治类脱口秀，不只是听听笑完就算了，而是反思其中搞笑的地方。
Tiannan Wei 還好吧 我大陸朋友有時候笑台灣都是詐騙犯也無所謂 只是玩笑話而已
Awesome
講英文比較不尷尬！good show
沒點進來看不知道 博恩講的太棒啦👍
有實力的人永遠不怕沒舞台!!