History of Poland | but it's Sr Pelo references
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ส.ค. 2020
- The Polish history spans over a 1000 years, is filled to the brim with diversity, from medieval tribes, Christianization and monarchy, through Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth, to its collapse and partitions, two world wars, communism, and the restoration of democracy.
I may have missed some events or done something incorrect, such as flags or other errors, but I tried to do my best.
This animation was made in countryballs / polandball style with using Sr Pelo sounds and screams, I also inspirated by Kaliningrad General.
Thanks to Sr Pelo for letting us using his contents (loud voices, yells & more interesting sounds):
/ 123pendejos
Thanks to Kaliningrad General for big inspiration and good ideas:
/ @kangradgenral
Music:
Kevin MacLeod - Double Polka
Spelunky - Main Menu
Kevin MacLeod - Exciting Trailer
Kevin MacLeod - Anguish
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth Song
Hej Sokoły - Folk
Kevin MacLeod - Bump in the Night
Left 4 Dead - Tank theme
La Marseillaise - France National Anthem (Instrumental)
Kevin MacLeod - Constancy Part Three
Kevin MacLeod - Sovereign
Kevin MacLeod - Hammock Fight
Kevin MacLeod ~ Ecossaise in E-flat (WoO 86) [original composer: Ludwig van Beethoven]
08 Ogniem i mieczem - Szarża jazdy polskiej
Translate it: th-cam.com/users/timedtext_cs_...
#Countryballs #Animation - ภาพยนตร์และแอนิเมชัน
Polish history in 5 mins is refreshing, also the subtitles
Well done amigo 👏
:)
Ja jestem polski 😁
@@oliwertrzaskoma6959 mein idol
KELININGRAD GENERAL HIMSELF
Kaliningrad General good
Poland in 1683 : helps Austria against Ottoman empire
Austria in 1772 : Die
Austria is a polish traitor
@@WhyMySisterkeepdoingthis Actually Austria offered Poland alliance against Prussia during 7 years war but they refused.
@@WhyMySisterkeepdoingthis and Ottoman Empire was the one, who didn't accepted the 1795 situation
Austria was the impostor
GERMANY, YOU STILL OWE ME WAR REPARATIONS!
2:46 When the winged hussars arrive
Funny to know that if they were late 1-3 Month's vien would have fallen
Funny that poles lost a majority of wars against Ottomans
Lmao turkish subtitles at 4:15 is saying "bi bizi almadınız mk" meaning " u fucker accepted everyone other than us to your group"
Sweden scream when russia says *but I am STRONGER* fills me with joy
SAME
I feel like you’re a Dane or Norweigan
2:56
....
Btw, if you hear closely or just amplify your volume, you can hear the left 4 dead tank theme
Poland’s history is basically “I got into a war , agin”
Oh shit here the war again..
Thats history of entire Europe... well, of the entire humankind, actually
That's my Polish mantra. Fight for fight and vodka nice
(:
Being at the wrong place at the wrong time in a nutshell
%50 bootiful pain
%40 bootiful screams
%10 bootiful profanity
%100 bootiful violence
%200 bootiful
Nooooooice
Makes sense
o it's good
@@itznay_ why is this i don't know what that
2:45 im like ya this moment
So I decided to try my best in depicting what's going on (I had to google a lot because I graduated over five years ago) (There may be mistakes)
0:06 - Legends of Polans
0:11 - 966 AD - Poland takes Christianization
0:22 - 1025 AD - Poland becomes a kingdom
0:33 - idk
0:44 - 1138 - Fragmentation (Rozbicie Dzielnicowe)
0:48 - 1240-1241 - First Mongol Invasion
0:55 - 1326/1327-1332 - Polish-Teutonic War
0:58 - 1320 - End of Fragmentation
1:00 - 1340 - Territory expansions by Casimir the Great
1:04 - 1399 - Battle of the Vorskla River (Bitwa nad Worsklą)
1:10 - 1364 - Akademia Krakowska (Currently Jagiellonian University) is built
1:13 - 1385 - Union of Krewo, Lithuania gets Christianization
1:21 - 1410 - Battle of Grunwald (Bitwa pod Grunwaldem)
1:29 - idk
1:32 - 1569 - Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth begins
1:36 - 1579-1581 - Livonian War (Wojna o Inflanty)
1:43 - 1591-1593 - Cossack uprising (Powstanie Kozackie Kosińskiego)
1:49 - 1605 - Battle of Kircholm (Bitwa pod Kircholmem)
1:53 - (Also) 1605 - False Dmitriy I comes to scene
2:05 - 1609 - Siege of Smolensk
2:13 - 1610 - Battle of Kłuszyno (Bitwa pod Kłuszynem)
2:24 - 1655-1660 - Swedish Deluge (Potop Szwedzki)
2:38 - 1648-1657 - Chmielnicki Uprising (Powstanie Chmielnickiego)
2:44 - 1673 - Battle of Chocim (Bitwa pod Chocimiem)
2:53 - 1700-1721 - Great Northern War
3:04 - 1772, 1793 and 1795 - Partitions of Poland, also 1794 - Kościuszko Uprising
3:22 - 1807 - Duchy of Warsaw is formed
3:26 - 1815 - Kingdom of Poland (Union with Russia)
3:30 - 1830-1831 - November Uprising (Powstanie Listopadowe)
3:32 - 1918 - Second Polish Republic is formed
3:39 - 1920 - Battle of Warsaw (Bitwa Warszawska)
3:45 - 1939 - World War II
3:50 - 1944 - Warsaw Uprising (Powstanie Warszawskie)
3:53 - 1945 - Polish People's Republic is formed, along with dividing Germany for East and West
3:58 - 1978 - Polish General Mirosław Hermaszewski goes to space with Soviet astronauts on Soyuz 30 spacecraft
4:07 - 1989 - Poland drops communism for Democracy
4:11 - 1999 - Poland joins NATO
4:14 - 2004 - Poland joins EU
You search this all r you know al of this?
@@dwie5569 I had to search a lot and still probably made mistakes.
2:44 it is vienna . not chocim.
0:33 in early ages poland had few battles with HRE
1:32 THIS IS THE BEST PART BY FAR
𝚘𝚑 𝚋𝚘𝚒
oh hai florida
oh boi a türk
ö BÜIIIIIIII
𝚆 𝙷 𝙴 𝙴 𝚉 𝙸 𝙽 𝙶
𝙰𝙻𝚂𝙾 𝙸𝙼 𝙵𝙻𝙾𝚁𝙸𝙳𝙰 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙼𝚈 𝚂𝙾𝙽 𝚃𝙰𝙻𝙻𝙰𝙷𝙰𝚂𝚂𝙴𝙴
Ey Florida, how are the Florida Men?
When i searched polish lithuanian commonwealth but sr pelo references didn't expect to actually find anything, good job
:)
Ayayayay omerek, I thought u didnt saw this and i was about to send u on discord. Serbia ❤ Poland. Turkey gey, sry, i know u r 50 percent turk xD
POLAND CAN SPACE WITH SOVIET 3:57
make mexico history with Sr Pelo references
that's a great idea
Yes, i would watch that
Si somos mexicanos ¿Porque no hablamos español?
@@ivansanchezmartinez5143 To be understand by a wider group of people?
@@Krafanio yes my friend
2:44 hmmm, Deja vu
Poland has always played on "veteran" difficulty
Thanks for the likes, also I am a history major this was a joke not really serious but I appreciate the comments.
Realism difculty*
on Minecraft Hardcore
Accept when they didn't have independence. Then they where at nightmare difficulty.
Hoi4 ? Maybe ?
And Lithuania was playing impossible difficulty
2:53 ottoman 😂
kiedy ja oglądam to znowu po 2 latach i dalej jest super 🤣🤣🤣
Ja tak samo🤣🤣🤣
Poland: Saves Austria from Ottoman Empire
Austria in 1772 takes part of Poland.
Veeery grateful.
But Turks did never forget about Poland and there was always a seat for Polish envoy. Even when Poland was no longer on the maps. And russia is still celebrating a liberation from Polish occuppation of moscow and Смутное врем
Masz rację ale z drugim rozbiorem to nie uczestniczyła Austria
@@oskartheplayer189 Bo była zajęta wojną z Francją
Being Polish I can assure you that, this video is 100% accurate, yes we do scream at our enemies instead of shooting them sometimes.
Hello neighbourds we in Germany like you to 50%
@@gamerdrache2.02 Germany????!!?!?! >:(
We use horses
@@radosawbartoszewicz7398 we got panzers
@@tompegorinno5141 not anymore
Wiecznie musimy z kimś walczyć o Naszą ziemię...ale nigdy się nie poddamy!!!💪💪💪
The best way to learn history ever exsisted ! Thanks for the clearification of country balls in the end i really had problems with the cossac ball thing
Poland Goes into space
Literally Everyone: Wait that's Illegal
.
30TH LIKE YESSS
Red white contury : no is legal
@Oliwierek924 im to polish
POLAND CAN TO SPACE
@@WylogujSieZeSzkolnegoKompa yes
3:30 Nobody says “AY HE SAID THE N WORD”
blame sr pelo... Russian?
3:25 **Types in French**
Thank you for including the Cossacks! I feel like they aren't mentioned enough in some parts of history.
Basically Polands history: "AAAAAAAH ITS ALL GERMANYS FAULT"
As a Pole I can also confirm that this video is very accurate.
Jesteś z polski
@Ein Sachse quiet german
@Ein Sachse ok even if its 6 months old but its still there so I can comment on your comment
lol
Ja też.
O To będzie zdecydowanie jeden z najlepszych filmów
:>
**megalovania.mp3**
Znowu cię widzę
@@drugimail2922 kogo
@@DaTsaer ciebie
0:34 look at that subbitle.......OMG
0:28 Polish empire so cute!
17th century
Poland: *Bully Russia.*
20th century
Russia: Privets! It’s revenge time!
Rather XVII century, dude
10th centaury: Wojciech *ded*
@@fatthehorse7534 Nieee, to był XI wiek, chyba w 1079 roku
so true, Polish people say that Russia is always the one bullying them, when it was always Poland bullying us Russians from the very beginning. Thats why when we had enough, we partitioned it.
@@kacmic3307 umm sw. Wojciech zmarl 1010
Not the same quality as Kaliningrad's Turkey, but not bad either.
I live in turkey
@@Ferozy01 Bruh
@@Ferozy01 bruh
@@Ferozy01 bruh
@@Ferozy01 *B R U H*
2:59 YESSSSS РОССИЯ РУЛИТ В ЭТОТ РАЗ!!
3:14 powinien być tu gwałt
When Poland goes to space in the vid the polish astronaut is Mirosław Hermaszewski, just in case anyone's interested
He was my teacher's neighbour( i'm Polish btw).
@@eybaza6018 serio?
@@PrzemiB tak, serio kiedyś na polskim w 5 klasie opowiadała!
@@eybaza6018 No to musiało być fajne uczucie
I am Polish, but I didn't know this. Thank you.
russia in everything "you think you are strong boi" "BUT I AM STRONKER"
Mongols:laughs in evil
Juju join I🇧🇾
That
Poland sometimes: R U sure?
@M. T. D. And russia in mongol times
@@pioter206 Lol Poland and Mongolia invaded Russia when Russia was weakened by internal divisions and civil strife. I always find it funny when some Pole boasts of that intervention in the 16th century, when Russia was weakened 😂😂😂. You will not be offended by the fact that then in 1773 Poland was divided and was under the Russian Empire for 100 years?)
The captions for these videos are always amazing
See Poland technically went to space.
also I like how you added the polish hussars folksong with The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth A+ work
Polend : oH bOi a tUrk
Ottoman boi : wHuAt
Poland : -magic noises-
ta da! YEET
Y e s
Well it's polish lithuanian commonwealth it's a Union not ONE country.
@@funnydope we know, we just say poland because its shorter
POLAND not polend
4:23 🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️
Идеально
@Niño Prieto Oficial✅👦🏾🇲🇽 ghyyyy
3:14
0:17 🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️
2:03🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️
Fun fact : one of the scenes when polish-lithuanian empire said "oh boi a turk" is actually from kaliningrad's video named "the ottoman empire but its sr pelo references"
Is nobody gonna talk about the fact that this is probably one of the only countryballs videos where the polish flag is drawn the legit way?
Yeah
When the winged hussars arrived!!!
𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚗𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚊𝚠𝚔𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚍
YES! SABATON
A cry for help in time of need, await relief from holy league
COMING FROM THE MOUNTAINSIDE
they outnumbered 50 to 1 and the battle begins
!!!AND THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVE!!!
2:47 Part Of Ottoman
Yeah i know.
It's a bit different but ye
As a pole, that's the whole history of my country.
I like how it says *dying cutley* great job man
Damn I thought it was a Kaliningrad video
lol
Me 2
same
I'm to
I'm to, lmaooo
1:26 This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!
Kill them or something!
Люди, пролайкайте чтоб американцы думали, что здесь написано что－то смешное.
the fact this man stuffed polish history into a 5 minute video and made it funny is crazy
You have gotten a lot better at animations.
o yep
1:50 Sweden: *bruh*
**great northern war** poland: *BRUH*
*Peter the Great moment*
I love how the siege of vienna plays out almost exactly how it does for the Ottoman video Kaliningrad General did, because why wouldn't it? It's the same event, just shown in a different perspective.
as a pole im sure this will help me on a test tysm
also the captions were very lovely! i recommend listening on full volume 🥰
4:00 wait that's illegal
That's not illegal
Poland go to space, in countryball thats illegal lol :/
@@nothinghere200 no
@@rzant2239 YES
@@nothinghere200 no
This is just something what i wanted to see ^^
:)
👍👍
:3
I finally learned history, thank you
This is an Master piece
This got recommended to me after I finished watching Kaliningrad generals’ video I love it
:)
Me to
3:53 that's one way to describe it xD
HAPPY 100K SUBS TACO!!!
Fajne, na serio super filmik :D
2:35 the little waffle walk had me dying
This is what I needed. I just finished watching the Battle of Warsaw anniversary too.
Oh kurwa! You actually hearted this comment! This is one in a million!
No tables were harmed in production of this video.
my Polish friend watched with me. he said this is accurate
Hello
Love poland🇵🇱♥️🇭🇷 froma croatia
:D
Oh nice
@@KukurydzaPL400 a po chorwacku?
Yes
Hehe fajnie
3:46 hey look,a LEGO Brick
oh my god I love his please make more videos like this
2:23 nobody absolutely nobody
My friend in 1st(Sweden) when he is going tell on me for saying the lightest insult
1:27
Someone see "XD"?
Me
Me
Me :/
Oh are u polish tomasz?
@@Eye-lol yep
Probably the best inspired video after Kaliningrad General's main video i've ever seen :) I really like this content, its really funny.
1000 years in 5 min.
Good job
**yells** 4:08
Poland can finally into space.
Y e s
When joined ussr
I can't stop laughing at how accurate this is.
Who? wat?
Poland: I was divided 4 times
Hetmanate (Cossacks): so yes
Ej wez ktos polob ten komentarz zeby anglicy mysleli ze to cos mądrego 00:10 xDDD
The best theme and variation after Kaliningrad General. I LOVE IT!
2:45
COUNTRY ENDGAME
*EPIC MUSIC INTENSIFIES*
Excellent quality
Kiedy nauczyciel od historii karze twojej klasie obejrzeć film historyczny ale jesteś nie chcesz więc oglądasz to:
Tak na tym filmie mozna polegac
4:03 Польша может в космос!
You're Russian?
Ты русский?
Русский
Te słowiańskie języki są do siebie na serio podobne rozumiem co tu jest napisane tam jest napisane że Polska może w kosmos ( :
@@pan_Waza jak se máš?
@@aperturescienceinnovatorss7399 a dobrze a jak ty
4:02 "bUt pOlaNd cAn'T iNtO sPaCe"
Poland could into Space in 70's
Poland in 1351 is basically an immortal goddess lol
THE CAPTIONS HAD ME DEAD 😂
Fun fact: you either watched Sr pelo before this or after this
Edit:thanks for like :)
Nah I'm watching Sr pelo during this
I watch sr pelican a month ago
Before
i watched sr pelo then this
No
1:25 my favorite part
2:06 did the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth rule Russia?
1612
1610-1612
What a great cross-over [Poland using magic to yeet Turkey]
Miło popatrzeć na historię Polski :D
This was hilarious
@Murican Boyin a few weeks, the temperature is too hot for me to think straight at the moment.
*breaks*
D A S E N O U G H !
@@thaicommunist2940 Oh hello
Wait Polska Mapper you are here too btw I love your Country ball That one is called It's reference to sr pelo right?
The fact that I can understand what's going on is the best
Dreadfully funny, even I found out a little about my country. Thanks for making a movie like this!
0:18 rip headphone users
0:17
4:16 joining UE its EU
small mistake, I fixed :)
“Poland will have its borders, even if they’re on the last map humanity ever draws.”
Poland: hm should I make alliance? o hell naw!
me: aw shit, here we go again.
*perfection at it's finest*
We need Sr Pelo making countryballs animation it fits so well with his reference
I got an A on my test, thank you for this valuable lesson
0:23 D🅰️✝️ 🅱️EU☦️ℹ️FUL