The longhorn in the sedan in nebraska comes to mind Also there have been a lot of misplaced alligators (like in Wisconsin so we know what Lance is doing)
@@ConstantChaos1 Oddly, that reminded me that we haven't seen many people smuggling turtles in their pants in the more recent Florida Man episodes. Either the TSA cracked down hard enough that people stopped, or TSA gave up and started ignoring the pants turtles!
Nice , good idea having backup characters. i love all the different types you guys make, and Florida episodes always make me smile. Good work all, thanks.
For your next Florida Man Edition, may I recommend the Booty Patrol vehicle from good ol' Jacksonville? That thing was a sight to see driving around. Only punishment I know off was a citation and having to remove the red-blue light bar.
I would love a series where you guys start going through all 50 states finding similarly insane stories before ending with a Florida Edition that is aggressively mundane while Chaz is just deeply confused and concerned why no one has done anything illegal.
Someone brought up the idea of writing up Biblical stories as Florida man headlines, and now I can't help but imagine this, "Florida man builds boat in back yard, caught stealing animals because "god told him to" "Florida woman throws severed foreskin at man's feet, and proposes to him"
I'm originally from Florida this is going to be my most favorite one they do. I just love the Florida Man series and the best part is they can make something completely up and there's a 99% chance of actually happened.
I cannot begin to fathom a more positive gathering of us Florida natives, than coming here for the latest Florida edition. Thank you all for keeping us laughing at the horror circus that we call home.
I've watched too many of these episodes. It begins to sound like it would be fun to actually go out and do some of these things. I wonder where I can find an alligator in West texas.
I used to live in Florida and I have met SOOOO many people that are destined to make headlines. I went to place a bid on a job and stopped at a gas station along the way where someone tried to hire us to fix their plumbing (NOT a plumber) for Meth in front of a cop. Now I know why the Titusville company was paying my price for security services. I was not in the city limits for five minutes before witnessing a felony arrest.
Sad there was no ad this week. Also it kinda looked like Sara had a cold sore, should’ve worked that into her Florida woman. Ah well, Florida edition is always fun!
Maybe one time we could have "I can't believe its not Florida" edition- featuring similar situations from places other than Florida
Oooo, I like that idea!
I'd have a few for them.
They do something like that on ESPN Radio in Chicago. They ask if the event/headline was FL man or OH man
The longhorn in the sedan in nebraska comes to mind
Also there have been a lot of misplaced alligators (like in Wisconsin so we know what Lance is doing)
@@ConstantChaos1 Oddly, that reminded me that we haven't seen many people smuggling turtles in their pants in the more recent Florida Man episodes. Either the TSA cracked down hard enough that people stopped, or TSA gave up and started ignoring the pants turtles!
Happy birthday, Melissa Glisson! I hope you had a great day!
"Probably for the best. I'm high as f*ck!"
Justin being drunk and Chaz sober is like an alternate Drunk Before Noon universe. I would like to see that episode.
Chaz is still better at it but I agree
Did you mean the Drunk Before Nooniverse? 😜
Definitely wise to come with a back up character to Florida edition.
"Flordia
Where a someone can attack you with a lawnmower"
This become infinitely better after I found out these are real headlines.
Florida Man- the gift of crazy that keeps on giving.
Florida episodes are always some of your best
Please never stop making this edition
Nice , good idea having backup characters. i love all the different types you guys make, and Florida episodes always make me smile.
Good work all, thanks.
For dolphins by dolphins..that's gold, Jerry
"I'm wearing a Buccaneers jersey though."
"Ugh, that's even worse."
I'm DYING 🤣
Florida Edition ~ the gift that keeps on giving! Love it, y'all!
Your pet stores have baby marmosets?! That on its own is horrifying enough, but maybe also explanatory.
Such a missed opportunity, Chaz. Not "For Dolphins, By Dolphins"; it needs to be "OnlyFins" 😂
"4 Dolphins Buy Dolphins"
For your next Florida Man Edition, may I recommend the Booty Patrol vehicle from good ol' Jacksonville? That thing was a sight to see driving around. Only punishment I know off was a citation and having to remove the red-blue light bar.
Yay! Kepler cameo in the gag reel!
Jumps out of the car like a dolphine after breaking the glass with his head...sounds like something Topaz would do.
love Florida edition !
Keeping the gator love going! Good twist with it. 🤌
Happy birthday, Melissa!
The Florida Man Games is the Olympics performed by Florida Mans.
I would love a series where you guys start going through all 50 states finding similarly insane stories before ending with a Florida Edition that is aggressively mundane while Chaz is just deeply confused and concerned why no one has done anything illegal.
Florida Man: When real life decides to Murder Hobo :)
Time for a little To fast to Lance, caught me off guard for some reason lol.
That strawberry wine part made bust out laughing so hard now I want a drunk bard episode
Someone brought up the idea of writing up Biblical stories as Florida man headlines, and now I can't help but imagine this,
"Florida man builds boat in back yard, caught stealing animals because "god told him to"
"Florida woman throws severed foreskin at man's feet, and proposes to him"
This will always be my favorite edition, no matter how many parts!
A Felony of Floridians
I love Florida Edition. I laugh so hard sometimes. It's a riot.
Florida Man Games sounds really interesting. Looking forward to next week.
Gotta live those Sunshine Laws. DUUUUUVAL!
Twice the legal limit? Damn, how generous were those vodka sodas?
Happy (belated) birthday to Melissa / Sarah! 🎂🥳
Coincidentally, mine was yesterday haha :)
Love the Florida shenanigans! Keep the craziness coming!
best part about Floridaman .. you can look up your birthday and type in florida man and find someone done something messed up
Drunk Justen makes me miss Drunk Before Noon! 🍻
2:34 prolly one of the best Yeah’s ever.
To label a group of Floridians, I agree with "frenzy".
gotta love the florida edition!
First time they referenced something that I had actually seen. The charger into the canal.
Happy belated birthday, Melissa!
I love this edition sooo much! Many thanks to the crew and for the state of Florida!
Not me looking up the video of the guy jumping out of his car like a dolphin! 🤣
I'm originally from Florida this is going to be my most favorite one they do. I just love the Florida Man series and the best part is they can make something completely up and there's a 99% chance of actually happened.
I cannot begin to fathom a more positive gathering of us Florida natives, than coming here for the latest Florida edition. Thank you all for keeping us laughing at the horror circus that we call home.
Just another day,
For you and me,
In paradise...
-- Phil Collins.
Happy Birthday, Melissa!!! Also you should totally do the Dolphin podcast!! First guest, Dan Marino! LOL!!!
About to go for a bike ride in Florida, wish me luck everybody...
Where is Waylon? He’s been missing from the last few episodes.
Straaaaaaaw Berry Wiiiiiiiine!
Love Florida Editions! I'm in a Discord with a Florida Man channel, so I'm always looking to see if I recognize any stories.
These videos give my life purpose.
That friends shirt is so freaking cool. It's totally my Christmas watch list.
I love Florida Edition! Never stop. :D
I'm going to talk to the dolphins now. eehihihi. eeehihihi.
Been in a bad place lately. These videos help me so much
Thanks guys! Great episode
Happy early Thanksgiving gang. I love four edition, for how chaotic it is. And it's hilarious how predictable it is at the same time. Have a great day
You all are drunk on comedy! You have all done so very well!
Looking forward to Florida man thanksgiving edition. Keep up the good work.
Another Florida Edition! Today's gona be a good day!
I've watched too many of these episodes. It begins to sound like it would be fun to actually go out and do some of these things. I wonder where I can find an alligator in West texas.
Happy birthday Melissa!
YESSS! My prayers to the almighty Mann Shorts came true and another Florida Edition lands! \o/
First time getting to any video within 25 seconds XD
The most unrealistic part is flordia cops tazing a drunk felon with a gun.
For me, nothing will be as good as Ganga Edition. It's been fun. Peace.
Just imagine if any other state did the news like Florida,how crazy the stories would be from California.
Jump like a dolphin!
Should be "Dolphin's Only!"
Florida!! Florida!! Florida
This guys rap game is perfect.
Florida edition is best edition. Is favorite edition. Doooon’t you stop making it or I’m moving to Florida and giving you a headline you can’t resist.
When do we get the Adventures Of Florida man full length feature film?
If Florida Edition has taught me anything, it's that police in Florida are really good at apprehending people who are acting dangerously in public.
When you get daily practice, you get good.
"For Dolphins, by Dolphins" podcast? Yep, ya'll real Floridians... :D
Florida Edition at least 4 times a year please!!!
while the series were fun, i love your usual content.
I used to live in Florida and I have met SOOOO many people that are destined to make headlines. I went to place a bid on a job and stopped at a gas station along the way where someone tried to hire us to fix their plumbing (NOT a plumber) for Meth in front of a cop. Now I know why the Titusville company was paying my price for security services. I was not in the city limits for five minutes before witnessing a felony arrest.
What in the actual f*#k is "the Florida man games" is it like the hunger games but the more Florida man you are the most likely to win?
Florida Edition: Range Day
plz! XD
Rofl! I always look forward to these. 😂
Taking your clothes off in the hospital room is the only thing that makes sense in this episode. How he got there is a little problematic, though...
There really needs to be a "Florida" mod for GTA
Can the game handle a 70 person road rage shootout?
Like a dolphin 🐬.... lmao!!!!
Am I the only one who forgot this series blis based off of ACTUAL shit that happened in Florida?
Sad there was no ad this week. Also it kinda looked like Sara had a cold sore, should’ve worked that into her Florida woman. Ah well, Florida edition is always fun!
Kepler!
Roll for dolphin... should have been said
Being from Mississippi its fun to see some others being made fun of
Did no one catch the irony of a Pod-cast by dolphins?
I'm in for a Florida Man games
This was the least chaotic and insane Florida edition i can remember. Things must be going well down there?
Slow season.
Wait till Christmas.
Awesome 😂😂
I would have thought a natural one would have resulted in worse than just having the car in the canal...
can your characters find an everglades frog-man gator-man lizard-man otter-man dog-man or swamp-ape?
GATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
Based on true stories... 😅
How about a cop edition in Florida
I also have a backup character....