RAPPER REACTS to Thanos vs J Robert Oppenheimer. Epic Rap Battles of History

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  • @crypttherapper
    @crypttherapper  5 ปีที่แล้ว +3918

    These guys never fail to impress me man.
    I would give my left nut to be on ERB for one episode as Colonel Sanders.

    • @amadoucisse9143
      @amadoucisse9143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      First reaction!

    • @cookjones3640
      @cookjones3640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I know its off topic but as a white rapper please react to mesus guest, nick cannon lord jamar and dj vlad diss. Man straight spits facts and would love to see your reaction to what he says

    • @MePengu
      @MePengu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      yes, Colonel Sanders vs Ronald Mcdonald. THE ULTIMATE BATTLE

    • @yasirigo2497
      @yasirigo2497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why not both bro😂😂

    • @skrrtburger2520
      @skrrtburger2520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What about your left one?

  • @evansieger382
    @evansieger382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8229

    Didn’t catch one of the best bars. “I’m
    here to separate you (U) like 2 and 3 from 5”. It’s a reference to the atom U235, Uranium 235, which is the atom used to make nuclear bombs. That is a bar.

    • @ЯАга-я4л
      @ЯАга-я4л 5 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      Yeah, I got it only the second time I watched the battle. Damn ERB work on their material.

    • @343guiltyreflex
      @343guiltyreflex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I was gonna drop this comment, that bar was super dope

    • @lilbeep9269
      @lilbeep9269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      lol i need youtube comments to understand all the bars in ERB

    • @benjaminfelton112
      @benjaminfelton112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lilbeep9269 no doubt especially about the Dragonball z ish

    • @henryrobert5917
      @henryrobert5917 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      if it's 2 and 3 from 5, then is the seperated form U23?

  • @WowzackElite
    @WowzackElite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3789

    Oppenheimer, the haunting voice, background visuals and instrumental was perfect.

    • @BloodSoakdAngel
      @BloodSoakdAngel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I got straight chills hearing his first verse

    • @dr.jackbright963
      @dr.jackbright963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Peter apparently did a scarily realistic impression of him...

    • @matt-ss7nt
      @matt-ss7nt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I have become death, the destroyer of worlds

    • @DaRkVulcan
      @DaRkVulcan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      matt 3 I am become death

    • @NotchtheCreeper
      @NotchtheCreeper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      matt 3 i suppose we all felt that, one way or another...

  • @robertschmidt3196
    @robertschmidt3196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4659

    Oppenheimer straight up murdered him. Thanos wasn't even't close.

    • @matrinyer
      @matrinyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      thanos lost after he said he was the fortnite dopest dancer,he took L and clowning himself

    • @youknowme2295
      @youknowme2295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      And then compared himself to throat cancer

    • @rhymingreason
      @rhymingreason 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Yup, Crypt just didn't get like 85% of what Oppenheimer spit & thought it was about even; but Thanos got bodied *hard*

    • @mangaranwow2543
      @mangaranwow2543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      First time i was about to watch this rap, i thought what would Oppenheimer have on Thanos? I fully underestimated Oppenheimer, clearly this guy had a part time job as a janitor cause he mopped the floor with Thanos.

    • @Kitsune16-r4h
      @Kitsune16-r4h 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He looks like throat cancer

  • @googlepoodle5814
    @googlepoodle5814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3775

    “I am become deaf” is probably the sickest line in this, because it plays off of oppenheimer’s “I am become death.”

    • @Mrjedi5787
      @Mrjedi5787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Yeah I like that line when Oppenheimer said after your raps I am become deaf like instead of I am become death it's I am become deaf that's the best opening line and I also really like the line that Oppenheimer said you might be something in the MCU but between us who's the worst MC you that's a very clever line and the funniest line was wanna talk about death what about the one that looked at you and swiped left yeah Oppenheimer definitely won like there was no competition it was just Thanos getting destroyed

    • @googlepoodle5814
      @googlepoodle5814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mrjedi15787 thanos got some pretty good zingers with the “oppen” open hymen, hot periodically, and some others, but he also gave us the true endgame ending with ant man growing inside of thanos, so he definitely won.

    • @Mrjedi5787
      @Mrjedi5787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@googlepoodle5814 and I mean Thanos did have some good lines like the line that he said I will Loki choke you out I like my name was throat cancer cuz Oppenheimer died from throat cancer but I'm saying like after thanos's verse was over Oppenheimer just destroyed Thanos

    • @googlepoodle5814
      @googlepoodle5814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mrjedi15787 I’m agreeing with you :).

    • @fellwindwraith3569
      @fellwindwraith3569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      When he says death looked at you and swiped left, it was in reference to the comic where Deadpool and Thanos both fall in love with death, and she rejects Thanos for Deadpool.

  • @Smeghead76
    @Smeghead76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1487

    Okay, I'll see if I can pick up the references you miss.
    2:04 "haunting guilty conscience" Oppenheimer was horrified by the effects of the nuclear bomb, especially once the Soviet Union developed their own, and in his later life was ashamed to have ever worked on the Manhattan Project, which is followed up by...
    2:10 "pencil pushing Terran who never learned to love his bomb" is also a reference to the movie _Doctor Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb_
    2:17 "your rhymes are only hot periodically" is a reference to the periodic table of elements
    3:06 Two references for the price of one - Oppenheimer worked on the Manhattan Project, and Doctor Manhattan is a character in _Watchmen_
    3:07 Reference to the Large Hadron Collider which smashes atoms together basically to see what they're made of
    4:55 At the Trinity test (the first detonation of a nuclear device), Oppenheimer quoted the Bhagavad Gita: "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."
    5:26 In _Infinity War_ there's a scene where Drax says that if he moves slowly enough, he'll be invisible
    5:30 Fissile material is stuff that can undergo a fission chain reaction. The main byproduct of that reaction is heat, which is something Oppenheimer is bringing in bulk
    5:36 Eternals are a race of immortal beings in the Marvel comics, but Thanos' mother tried to kill him shortly after he was born
    5:43 There's quite a bit to unpack here. Uranium-235 (U-235, 92 protons and 143 neutrons) is the main isotope used in the Little Boy bomb that was dropped on Hiroshima. There's also 2 + 3 = 5 (obviously). And finally, when U-235 is bombarded by neutrons, it splits into *two* fragments plus *three* free neutrons for a total of *five* products
    5:58 Thanos kept going on about how he was going to restore balance to the universe
    6:55 Nagasaki was the second city destroyed by a nuclear weapon - round two
    7:02 Yes, the Thanos Copter was a real thing in the comics: i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/029/428/tod9xk5165h11.jpg
    7:39 In the comics, Thanos was obsessed with Lady Death, but she was completely uninterested in him and preferred Deadpool
    7:41 Another reference to the Bhagavad Gita
    7:43 Yes, that happened in the comics. Squirrel Girl also has a win against Doctor Doom. Somehow.
    8:04 Movie title drop!
    8:05 Teletubbies reference
    8:08 Reference to people saying that Ant-Man could beat Thanos by going up his butt while shrunk and then expanding. I don't want to think about it too much
    8:12 Yes, there were people saying Thanos did nothing wrong, which is patent nonsense
    9:28 Who do I think won? Oppenheimer straight-up *nuked Thanos into oblivion*

    • @Immortal_Fish
      @Immortal_Fish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Oppenheimer destroyed thanos completely, thx for the info. I knew a little about him but not all

    • @novalith3778
      @novalith3778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I’m reasonably sure Ant-Man suggests that butt thing himself in the movie

    • @yazidefirenze
      @yazidefirenze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OHHHHHHH

    • @Smeghead76
      @Smeghead76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yazidefirenze Was that aimed at anything in specific?

    • @robertsuhren3543
      @robertsuhren3543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thx

  • @bucky8455
    @bucky8455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2007

    "The death swiped left" bar was was savage af cause in the comics he fell In love with death but She ignores him no matter what he does

    • @daronmitchell3992
      @daronmitchell3992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Mike Meddles that’s what the fuck I’m saying lol

    • @pimpjuiice
      @pimpjuiice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Mike Meddles she loved deadpool though

    • @argisus1279
      @argisus1279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@pimpjuiice yeah that's why she ignores thanos.

    • @sirsatire7802
      @sirsatire7802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@pimpjuiice also one reason why deadpools technically immortal, thanos had banished deadpools from becoming dead to prevent him from spending time with "death"

    • @failedgamer6781
      @failedgamer6781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Azaleas Quinton thanos later reverse the curse he placed on Deadpool cause he got so mad and him he just wanted to kill Deadpool

  • @NN-lu2zb
    @NN-lu2zb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1561

    One of the best things you missed is "I am become deaf" is a reference to his quote "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds"

    • @ganjaface
      @ganjaface 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      That is one of my favorite lines ever in ERB!

    • @henryrobert5917
      @henryrobert5917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I just watched the interview and holy shit is it bone-chilling

    • @Mr4CS
      @Mr4CS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      it's i *am* become deaf/death btw c:

    • @NN-lu2zb
      @NN-lu2zb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mr4CS okay, thanks. edited.

    • @itme5499
      @itme5499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He actually read it as well before he started the video..

  • @andrewdyer384
    @andrewdyer384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1187

    As soon as he said the "I am become Deaf" line i knew Oppenheimer was going to win.

    • @thenixaless7493
      @thenixaless7493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      And the U235 one 2

    • @trx90vito29
      @trx90vito29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I am become death, destroyer of worlds

    • @drsiege3434
      @drsiege3434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That line... And the delivery. Totally counteracted Open-Hymen

    • @cainanfletcher7452
      @cainanfletcher7452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He won 100% but I liked thanos's bend the new line

    • @cainanfletcher7452
      @cainanfletcher7452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Knee*

  • @Razomir
    @Razomir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    No, this wasnt close. There's literally nothing left of Thanos after those bars from Oppenheimer.

  • @alperendemir7514
    @alperendemir7514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1030

    Dude, you missed like all the best lines from Oppenheimer

    • @shaylong4552
      @shaylong4552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Alperen Demir facts

    • @armaansharma1080
      @armaansharma1080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He didn't have his facts lined up

    • @brandondowdy4220
      @brandondowdy4220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Well he did admit that he didn't study them enough

    • @INKI_teh_Rogue
      @INKI_teh_Rogue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ever been sat between two friends talkin & jokin about a show you having watched?
      If you don't know the material how're you gonna catch the references?

    • @kirillcheckmarev6244
      @kirillcheckmarev6244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah.. that was very good for a pencil-pushing terran. And this dude missed so many of his lines!

  • @Taz.K
    @Taz.K 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1288

    Not to lie, when Thanos said, “Dr.Manhattan” I actually thought of the Manhattan project before the actual character of Doctor Manhattan

    • @xheralt
      @xheralt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      It's both.

    • @Taz.K
      @Taz.K 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gary XHLC I know

    • @orealz
      @orealz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      *IT'S A TRIPLE ENTENDRE!!!*

    • @logancunningham4261
      @logancunningham4261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought of it the other way

    • @bardoftherunekeepers6601
      @bardoftherunekeepers6601 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thus the joke

  • @BazilDay
    @BazilDay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +880

    For those who don’t know, Squirrel Girl is a lesser know Marvel hero who has a hidden ‘power’ the stronger her opponent the more likely she is to win, that’s how she beat Thanos but loses to common thugs.

    • @vshatriya5254
      @vshatriya5254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Wait, what? So he could defeat Galactus? How come she loses to a thug?

    • @BazilDay
      @BazilDay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@vshatriya5254 Because, the stronger her opponent the more likely she is to win and Thugs ain't that Strong.

    • @johnwheels89
      @johnwheels89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @Tornike Tvalchrelidze who said she cant be defeated??? Read what he says she clearly has been already...

    • @BigDolton
      @BigDolton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Tornike Tvalchrelidze the whole point is a child would stomp her but she’d destroy the hulk. It’s a meme character

    • @Abyssionknight
      @Abyssionknight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Squirrel Girl is actually one of the strongest characters in the entire MCU. Her official marvel page gives her max stats in everything, the same as characters like Galactus or The Living Tribunal. So with that in mind, Thanos losing to her honestly isn't that big of a deal.

  • @alexhess1163
    @alexhess1163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1342

    The sheer number of chemistry jokes in this battle is impressive.

    • @ikilly9713
      @ikilly9713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      physics* the study of the atom and all quantum models are mainly atributed to physicists

    • @alexhess1163
      @alexhess1163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      ​@@ikilly9713 True enough, although they bleed into each other very heavily, as I've got a feeling you're aware.

    • @kaihernandez6281
      @kaihernandez6281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Alvaro Bustos "fissile material" and the U235 reference are more chemistry things

    • @alexhess1163
      @alexhess1163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@kaihernandez6281 And that his rhymes are only hot "periodically."

    • @TheJaguarthChannel
      @TheJaguarthChannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@kaihernandez6281 Nuclear physics, all of it. Not chemistry, the laws of chemical reactions forbid things like fission and transmutation.

  • @indicus9075
    @indicus9075 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Oppenheimer was the leader of the Manhattan project (the group that invented the nuke) but after creating it he was depressed and full of self hate for creating something so devastating

    • @El-Gato69
      @El-Gato69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Alex Knowing the words and hearing them are 2 different worlds.

  • @thetf8142
    @thetf8142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    1. U235 went over your head
    2. “I am become deaf” is a reference to a famous quote “I am become death the destroyer of worlds”
    3. Tinky winky is a purple teletubby
    4. When thanos was born, his appearance scared his mother who immediately tried to kill him.
    Those are just a few of the ones you missed. If you got these lines you’d know Oppenheimer destroyed thanos

  • @quickhistory8637
    @quickhistory8637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1508

    Man people are fast at this
    Also Dr Manhattan is referring to the Manhattan project aka first nuclear bomb program. And he was the "founder" of it

    • @diamondkuttxproductions5339
      @diamondkuttxproductions5339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Watchmen Dr Manhattan

    • @121WoWfreak
      @121WoWfreak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I thought it was referring to Dr. MAMHATTAN from watchmen?🤔

    • @Jaksonbaus
      @Jaksonbaus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@121WoWfreak it's a reference to both, as Dr. Manhattans powers were gained from a nuclear explosion

    • @candyman7848
      @candyman7848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Jakson Baus tbf the name Dr. Manhattan in itself is probably a reference to the Manhattan project

    • @Jaksonbaus
      @Jaksonbaus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@candyman7848 it was.

  • @clantuugaming3547
    @clantuugaming3547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    "I am become deaf." Low key missed that cause he has said, " I am become death, destroyer of worlds."

    • @tonyandbob
      @tonyandbob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This is actually a quote from the bhagavad gita that Oppenheimer quoted after watching one of the test bombs going off said by a god

    • @mandickthetittysmithy5117
      @mandickthetittysmithy5117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      paulo mendez The Hindu God Vishnu

  • @Smittel
    @Smittel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2310

    Thanos lost by defaut for calling himself "Fortnites dopest dancer"

    • @omegagilgamesh
      @omegagilgamesh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      And bringing up his own Thanos Copter as a point of pride.

    • @DeathGodRiku
      @DeathGodRiku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Pretty much his entire second verse

    • @snowgrave2475
      @snowgrave2475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@DeathGodRiku guess you could say he had to balance great bars with lame ones?

    • @DeathGodRiku
      @DeathGodRiku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@snowgrave2475 yup. His first verse was great and he even started strong in the second verse, but everything after Nagasaki was weak

    • @snowgrave2475
      @snowgrave2475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@DeathGodRiku just like japan after Nagasaki

  • @jonas5205
    @jonas5205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Oppenheimer won by far, he got legendary lines with "I am become death" and the end

    • @illumi3447
      @illumi3447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Read Bhagwan gita

  • @lfricmunuc4534
    @lfricmunuc4534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    5:42
    "U like 2 and 3 from 5"
    U235 is short for Uranium-235, an isotope used for atomic bombs.

  • @TingusPingus445
    @TingusPingus445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    You notice how when Oppenheimer says “he has that fissile material” there is a mushroom cloud in his eyes

    • @kevin2714
      @kevin2714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Emilio Pena Pretty nice since he worked on nuclear fission.

    • @cyrexi3378
      @cyrexi3378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kevin2714 He was working in Manhattan Project, which was the project to create nuclear wepons that eventually dropped to Japan during the end side of WW2.

    • @telmobrito519
      @telmobrito519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cyrexi3378 Yeah and how do nukes go boom ? Nuclear fission .

    • @Smeghead76
      @Smeghead76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CSlaught02 A fission device is detonated first to create the temperature required to start the fusion reaction

    • @Smeghead76
      @Smeghead76 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CSlaught02 But wait, there's more. There are also what are called "three-stage" devices (the early thermonuclear devices were two-stages - fission-fusion) or fission-fusion-fission where the final fission reaction generates _yet more_ yield.

  • @ScienceWinsEveryTime
    @ScienceWinsEveryTime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    "I'm here to split U like 2 and 3 from 5."
    That bar was straight up nuclear.

  • @no1any
    @no1any 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    You can see Crypt is clueless about Oppenheimer by not giving him the instant W with that first verse alone. Im blown away by how good they made him.

  • @holdenjackson706
    @holdenjackson706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Am I literally the only one who noticed that he said “Harriet Tubman” instead of Harry Truman when he looked up who Oppenheimer was?

  • @shl6367
    @shl6367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    (watching the most lopsided battle in the history of URB)
    “I don’t know who won”

    • @EPIC1255
      @EPIC1255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      **Erb

    • @christopherbiddiscombe9124
      @christopherbiddiscombe9124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      2nd most lopsided. Ghengis Khan vs Easter Bunny is by far the most lopsided.

    • @dbw07
      @dbw07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@christopherbiddiscombe9124 what about the ninja turtles Vs the Renaissance artists

    • @Konform2zoidberg
      @Konform2zoidberg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dbw07 Yeah, I was rooting for the turtles but they just dropped the ball totally in round two. Shit the freakin bed.

    • @alexandrosk2871
      @alexandrosk2871 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Konform2zoidberg Bro. Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong

  • @goat.1376
    @goat.1376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1245

    Google: Harry Truman
    Crypt: Harriet Tubman

    • @phillipporter4642
      @phillipporter4642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Yeah, if he spent more than 12 seconds "researching" maybe he wouldn't say stupid shit like that lol

    • @luckybastrd618
      @luckybastrd618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wasn't the only reactor too.

    • @thepredhulkchronicles5934
      @thepredhulkchronicles5934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao that makes alot more sense honestly.

    • @YardenAkin
      @YardenAkin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I died laughing

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      o snap.

  • @alexflores4037
    @alexflores4037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    I love how he didn't get most of Oppenheimer's lines

    • @stickursor8657
      @stickursor8657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love your profile pic.

    • @CrisSelene
      @CrisSelene 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You love ignorance?

    • @sayaminatsuki8780
      @sayaminatsuki8780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OXENFREE ALEX!!!!!!

    • @twinkiesmaster69
      @twinkiesmaster69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      who's the character from your profile picture???

    • @alexflores4037
      @alexflores4037 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@twinkiesmaster69 Alex from a game called "Oxenfree" by nightschoolstudios

  • @isaac2990
    @isaac2990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "You got your nuts handed to you by a squirrel girl"
    That was a great reference to the comics

    • @vergil5644
      @vergil5644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr but no one gets it

    • @millerman7068
      @millerman7068 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      For real

    • @garciacuautemoc8594
      @garciacuautemoc8594 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jouta Kujo i believe in the comics squirrel girl is the one who defeats Thanks with the stones.

    • @DC...
      @DC... 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vergil5644
      I got it it was wonderful

  • @josephschultz3301
    @josephschultz3301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I don't think anybody went into this battle expecting Thanos to just get fuckin' _bodied_ by a dead man. That was brutal.

  • @appalachianamerican3881
    @appalachianamerican3881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    The writers for these need to do some serious raps because they're more genius than most rappers today.

    • @DissectingThoughts
      @DissectingThoughts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      EpicLloyd does serious raps on his own channel.

    • @charlesjefferson4372
      @charlesjefferson4372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Being more genius than today's rappers is not impressive

    • @PoisoningShadow671
      @PoisoningShadow671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dis raps for hire by EpicLloyd.

    • @VVoude
      @VVoude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@DissectingThoughts Zach Sherwin is the real mastermind of the lyrics....

    • @notacreativenamer7023
      @notacreativenamer7023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Charles Jefferson yeah because anybody could come up with corny bars about sex, money, and stealing other men’s girls, easily ( and I’m not being sarcastic ).

  • @facemelter2277
    @facemelter2277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    "who never learned to love the bomb" - reference to the alternate title of Dr Strangelove, “how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb” a movie/book centering the fear of nuclear weapons
    "had Hadron smashing all your atoms, best not to collide with me when i'm rhyming" - the Hadron collider is a particle accelerator that is used for various experiments regarding atomic and subatomic science
    "i am become deaf" - Oppenheimer said that once he witness the first successful test of a nuclear weapon, his first thought was "i am become death, destroyer of worlds" a quote attributed to Shiva, god of destruction in the bhagavad gita
    "i'm here to split U like 2 and 3 from 5" - Uranium (periodic symbol U) 235 is the radioactive element used in nuclear weaponry. the splitting of U235 is what causes the explosion

    • @Xebelan
      @Xebelan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not Shiva. It was Vishnu trying to prove a point. The bhagavad gita is about Krishna, avatar of Vishnu, trying to teach Arjuna about responsibility against the backdrop of a massive war.

    • @facemelter2277
      @facemelter2277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Xebelan you’re correct, my mistake

    • @DaidriveCJ
      @DaidriveCJ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you very much for catching those bars which many others have missed!

    • @facemelter2277
      @facemelter2277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I knew as soon as it was posted that people were going to miss a lot of the bars

    • @fulldisclosureiamamonster2786
      @fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about the "Fortnite's dopest dancer" line? I'm still trying to unpack its genius.

  • @tw1x312
    @tw1x312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    The Death and Squirrel Girl are Comic Characters. Death was someone Thanos was trying to impress because he loved her. Squirrel girl is a person who has Squirrel powers. She defeated the entire Marvel Universe.

    • @Pragabond
      @Pragabond 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Kind of underplaying Death's importance. Pleasing Death is his life's purpose.

    • @m_a_n0258
      @m_a_n0258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Pragabond and then dead pool took death

    • @samuelmoore5533
      @samuelmoore5533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So did Deadpool when he got pissed off

    • @muhammadrizwan7786
      @muhammadrizwan7786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Death isnt just someone. Death is actual death, the god of death or death itself.
      And there's a lot people would miss if they don't read comics like thanos copter or that he's an abnormal eternal many other things.

    • @tw1x312
      @tw1x312 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@muhammadrizwan7786 I know I just tried to summarize it in the easiest way

  • @EST457
    @EST457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I am become death-actual quote
    I am become deaf-reference

  • @naravolian_db
    @naravolian_db 5 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Man, Thanos just keeps getting killed by Roberts.

    • @darquesse1893
      @darquesse1893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      oof

    • @mactonight2668
      @mactonight2668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I GET IT

    • @mactonight2668
      @mactonight2668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Robert Downey Jr
      Robert Oppenheimer

    • @dreadlist1711
      @dreadlist1711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mac Tonight no shit

    • @mactonight2668
      @mactonight2668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dreadlist1711 can you fuck off and stop bullying me don't you got something better to do?

  • @johnmivule-novabow8143
    @johnmivule-novabow8143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    Oppanheimer gave Thanos the BIG SMOKE on this one

  • @FlameDragon
    @FlameDragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    Robert definitely won. The squirrel girl line is legit Thanos Lost to squirrel girl who's in the MCU.

    • @callanjones2047
      @callanjones2047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      not mcu in the comics init

    • @SyyTheCat
      @SyyTheCat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      She beat everyone in marvel tho.

    • @EmmaBonn96
      @EmmaBonn96 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      callan jones
      She’s in there somewhere
      They just haven’t been to New Jersey yet

    • @philippesabado3202
      @philippesabado3202 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel like the MCU references hit me so much hahahah

    • @cabaascali9947
      @cabaascali9947 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who's squirrel girl?

  • @eternalstruggler7815
    @eternalstruggler7815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    THANOS I
    -"I am inevitable" is a reference to a line uutered byThanos throughout Avengers:Endgame;
    -"I crush tracks like Tesseracts in my palm" is something that Tahnos did during the Infinity War movie and is a feat which would require an enoumous amount of strenght implying that if he goes as hard on this track as he did with the Tesseract, Oppenheimer stands no chance;
    "[...] never learned to love his bomb". After the completion of the atomic bomb, it was evident that Oppenheimer was far from ecstatic. Actually, there is a video where he explains the repercussions of his creation and if you look at his eyes, you will see that he has lost his soul and has relinquished his humanity. If you haven't seen it yet I rexommend you watch it as the style used for Oppenheimer's voice and flow strongly resembles the one presebt in the saud video;
    -"hot periodically". I think it's a reference to the periodic table which is a tool mostly used by chemists as it's essential to their work;
    -"burned Avengers down to embers and sent half your planet to be slaughtered". At the end of Infinity War, the Avengers were destroyed by Thanos as they slowly became dust and half of Earth's population (i.e. Oppenheimer's planet) was also eliminated;
    -"like I did to my daughter". During Infinity War, in order to obtain the Soul Stone which was guarded by Red Skull, Thanos had to make a great sacrifice which was none other than to kill his adopted child Gamora;
    -"Dr Manhattan" is a reference to the Manhattan Project which was a research about nuclear weapons;
    -"best not collide with me[...]" is a reference to the Hadron collider which is the world's largest particle collider and the largest machine in the world;
    -"I think I'll call you Oppen-hymen" . No explanations needed. My second favorite line of the battle by the way;
    -"You should have gone for the head". The first layer of explanation is a way to say that he should have chosen to get a Blow**b instead of having full intercourse and the second layer would be a reference to a famous line said by Thanos at the end of Infinity War right before he snapped his fingers and after Thir failed to kill him;
    Oppenheimer I
    -"I am become deaf" is also one of my favorites as it's three things. First, he is saying that Thanos' lines were so bad it made him become deaf. Secondly, it's a wordplay on deaf/death which leads to the third point! In the video I was talking about before, towards the end Oppenheimer says: " I have become death, the destroyer of worlds." So good :);
    -"you need an iron man for that wrinkly ass skin". In Endgame, Thanos was ultimately defeated by Iron man the sane way one uses an iron in order to defeat one's clothes' wrinkles;
    -"where is your rythm? I thought you had the Time Stone". Even though Thanis has the Time Stone which would allow him to take control of time, he still doesn't seem to be able to find a good flow for his rap;
    -"Drax thinks you are invisible". Drax is a memeber of the Gaurdians of the Galaxy who thinks that if he moves extremely slowly or remains static for a certain amount of time, he will become invisible;
    -"cause I've got that fissile material". Fissile material is a material which can sustain a nuclear fission chain reaction thus making a link with the previous line;
    -" you were born to Eternals". Thanos is the son of a couple of Eternals whom are known as powerful beings across the universe;
    -"your own mother tried to make you a temporary". After Thanos' birth, his mother Sui-San tried to kill him on sight;
    -"I'm here to split U like 2 and 3 from 5". MY FAVORITE LINE. U is the letter used for Uranium and Uranium 235 is an isotope of Uranium. An isotope is a varaint of a chemical element that has a different number of neutrons thus chnaging the total number of nucleons. Nucleons are the summation of protons and neutrons. This is GENIUS;
    -"and it left you in the dust". At the end of Endgane, despite all his sacrifices and calculations, Thanos was ultimately defeated by the Avengers and slowly became dust flowing in the wind;
    -"there is no balance". Thanos is always preaching the concept of balance and equilibrium so Oppoenheimer uses that to his advantage here;
    THANOS II
    -" for a communist pariah you come off as awfully cocky". Oppenheimer was associated with the communist party and had somewhat strong political views about it. Considering that, he should not be cocky as communism is all about sharing and selflessness;
    -"in round two like Nagasaki". During the infamous nuclear attacks, two Japanese cities were attacked: Hiroshima was the first and then came Nagasaki . They respectively happened the 6th and 9th of August 1945. After Nagasaki,the 15th of August, Imperial Japanese's emperor, Hirohito, annouced their surrender and it was formally signed on the 2nd of September 1945 bringing an end to WWII;
    -"I am the box office topper". Avenegers: Endgame broke worldwide records at the box office after its release;
    -"like it's the Thanos Copter". There are two issues of marvel comics in whoch appear a yellow helicopter with the name THANOS displayed at its tail. It became a meme and gained notoriety after the release of the Infinity saga;
    -"I will Loki choke you out like my name was throat cancer". This is a great line too. The first way you can understand this is that it's a reference to how Thanos killed Loki by choking him with his bare hands. The second way is that he will "lowkey" choke Oppenheimer like the throat cancer which ultimately got the better of him;
    OPPENHEIMER II
    -"You wanna talk about death? How about the one that looked at you and swiped left"
    WOW. That must have hurt. He is talking about the fact that Thanos fell in Love with Death while she never gave him attention, just as a girl would swipe left on Tinder on someone whom she has no interest for;
    -"I am the destroyer of worlds" Again a reference to the video I keep talking about!;
    -"You gut your nuts ganded to you by a Squirrel Girl". In a marvel special, Thanos got defeated by Squirrel Girl and it was never really explained how she managed to complete such a feat;
    -"Tinky-Winky". Tinky-Winky is a teletubby. He is purple and is also the oldest and largest of the group. Both him and Thanos being purple is the link here. Also, as Tinky-Winky is supposed to be old we can assume he should have wrinkles just like Thanos!;
    -"I'll finish this like Ant-Man, all up in your stinky!". After Infinity War, there was a popular theory about one of the many possibilities seen by Dr. Strange being Ant-Man crawling up Thanos' bottom and then enlarging himself thus ending the battle in a quick and efficient manner;
    -"Oh snap". Finally, this is a reference to the snaps seen thorughout the Infinity saga abd would make tge most sense if it was like the very last one performed by Tony Stark aka Iron Man in ordrer to defeat Thanos!!
    All in all, I found this to be very enjoyable and if I had to choose, I would have to sude with Oppenheimer because if his lines, his flow and the visuals. Thanks for reading!!
    Edit: Fixed my mistake about the rat at the beginning of Endgame.

    • @sunofabob
      @sunofabob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The Dr. Manhattan line more closely refers to the movie Watchmen that was released in 2009 where his penis was visible.

    • @RLKmedic0315
      @RLKmedic0315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@sunofabob actually, I think the guys at ERB are smart and sophisticated enough that the line was referencing both.

    • @sunofabob
      @sunofabob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@RLKmedic0315 I said more closely because it's obvious that they referenced openheimer was a part of the Manhattan project. That's the surface level. Immediately before the line he referenced Dr Manhattan putting his junk back into his pants. The only reason why I commented is because clearly people aren't noticing the doctor Manhattan from the comics reference.

    • @RLKmedic0315
      @RLKmedic0315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sunofabob fair point.

    • @fulldisclosureiamamonster2786
      @fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@sunofabob Even then it's still a reference to the Manhattan Project as Dr. Manhattan named himself after it. ERB lyrics are so layered, it's fucking sweet.
      Also just a pedantic detail but Dr. Manhattan has always had his pp hanging out, even in the comics. The movie's CGI dick was absolutely hilarious though (not the dick in itself, just the thought that someone had to animate it swinging and everything lol)

  • @alaeriia01
    @alaeriia01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Thanos canonically was beaten by Squirrel Girl.

    • @dr.jackbright963
      @dr.jackbright963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Squirrel girl has beat the shit out of...everyone

    • @Geoff69420
      @Geoff69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not even Batman could beat Squirrel Girl. Deadpool is the only guy who knows it.

    • @jrcspiderman2003
      @jrcspiderman2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well I mean one of her powers is the more powerful her enemy is the more likely she is to beat them which is why a powerless baby can beat her

    • @alaeriia01
      @alaeriia01 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jrcspiderman2003 Her power is that she can beat anyone via off-screen bullshit (usually summoning an infinite number of squirrels to devour her enemy).

  • @NastyEssai
    @NastyEssai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    when Thanos was born his mom tried to kill
    him because of how ugly he was, so that’s why he mentioned that his mom only wanted to make him a temporary kid

    • @fangedcreature
      @fangedcreature 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know this comment is old but the bar wasn't just that she was going to make him a temporary kid it's that Thanos' race is called the Eternals, who are Immortal. So basically the bar is, even though he is an Eternal (play on the fact eternal means forever and being immortal makes you live forever) she was gonna make him a Temporary (kill him)

  • @matthewgarrison3368
    @matthewgarrison3368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    Nobody:
    Crypt: still rocking a space jam poster.
    Its now become iconic

    • @newpancakeman
      @newpancakeman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      JODisHere why are you doing this

    • @snipez5646
      @snipez5646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr. Man Do not question the mans retarded words 😂

    • @BrokenKO
      @BrokenKO 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JODRecaps piss off JOD

    • @SYXX-II
      @SYXX-II 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Definitely since Space Jam 2 is coming out in like 2020 or 2021

    • @MonteYRM
      @MonteYRM 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      has been iconic since the movie released

  • @PainByFaith
    @PainByFaith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    “FORTNITE DOPEST DANCER”
    ....yikes
    Death

    • @PainByFaith
      @PainByFaith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JODisHere nachos

    • @BrokenKO
      @BrokenKO 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well he was in Fortnite.

    • @ningenslayer6306
      @ningenslayer6306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Broken KO You could also interpret it as him being the only good thing about Fortnite.

    • @theodorosthethotsbane6554
      @theodorosthethotsbane6554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yea that backfired on his part

    • @SuperUltimateLP
      @SuperUltimateLP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@theodorosthethotsbane6554 Not the First time his plan backfired ;)

  • @savage-god
    @savage-god 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    You missed EVERY great Oppenheimer diss. You literally read the "I am become death" quote right before the battle and did not remember it a minute later lol

    • @Local_Hobo
      @Local_Hobo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah he missed all the good ones lol

  • @CloverPandaQ
    @CloverPandaQ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Death was a marvel character.
    Squirrel Girl is hero that creamed him

    • @dr.jackbright963
      @dr.jackbright963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They are both hot as hell!

    • @fiery_taurus5984
      @fiery_taurus5984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Was so confused by this bar! Lol ty

    • @CloverPandaQ
      @CloverPandaQ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fiery_taurus5984 no problem!

    • @bramvanduijn8086
      @bramvanduijn8086 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pterry did Death better.

    • @wyntrtyger5540
      @wyntrtyger5540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      In the comic version of the Infinity Gauntlet, Thanos wanted to kill half of the galaxy to impress Lady Death, (who Deadpool boned, btw) not to create balance... She wasn't impressed enough. ;)

  • @74URS74
    @74URS74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Pretty sure he missed most of the scientific/history lines from oppenheimer

    • @yeboi1887
      @yeboi1887 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      2 and 3 from 5

    • @dushaunlewis7574
      @dushaunlewis7574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yeboi1887 and 'you want to talk about death? how about the one that looked at you and swiped left'
      The reason why Thanos killed half of the beings in the universe was to impress 'Lady Death' in marvel comics.
      (The movies could not do that because it is quite dark)

  • @IDarkkoI
    @IDarkkoI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    For anyone who missed it: the "split U like 2 and 3 from 5" to the atom of Uranium 235 that was split for fissile matter for the atomic bombs.
    Also: "death like the one that looked at you and swiped left" is a reference to when Death, a female comic character leaves Thanos and falls in love with Deadpool.

    • @cynicalmanatee
      @cynicalmanatee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the U235 line was just dirty.

    • @sayonarajames5165
      @sayonarajames5165 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would've never got that about 2 3 5. That's nasty.

    • @ethanmotwani1889
      @ethanmotwani1889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's actually U238 and U235 is an isotope of this element. For a really awesome secret about this search up "we skeem" and check the first hearted comment of his video. Btw the secret blows your mind.

    • @IDarkkoI
      @IDarkkoI 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      тwιѕтed ғaтe oh I know, I watch his reactions too, I learned this a few hours ago but forgot to edit my comment. thanks 🤘🏻

    • @ethanmotwani1889
      @ethanmotwani1889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@IDarkkoI yeah I feel like his vids are underrated so trying to help him out a little. Cool to know you watch him too!

  • @kennysmith1925
    @kennysmith1925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    It’s sad to live in a world where more people know Thanos than Oppenheimer

    • @victorpopescu8073
      @victorpopescu8073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Shut up dude, Thanos is a pop culture character from the highest-grossing movie ever. If you don't want to be a scientist then frankly you don't have much use for knowing who Oppenheimer is. Your comment was unnecessary and you probably only said it to make yourself look smart.

    • @fulldisclosureiamamonster2786
      @fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@victorpopescu8073 "highest-grossing movie ever"
      *Laughs in **_Gone With The Wind_*

    • @TheRogueAstronaut
      @TheRogueAstronaut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@victorpopescu8073 No, he's right. The fact that you came out so defensive over a movie rather than the inventor who made one of the most significant weapons in all of history just proves his point.

    • @lazykranch3205
      @lazykranch3205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@victorpopescu8073 Thanos is made up and only destroys things in made up land.
      Oppenheimer was real and created a weapon that vaporized people and destroyed whole cities.

    • @victorpopescu8073
      @victorpopescu8073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lazykranch3205 Let me make an argument... How sad is it that people in general know about dracula more than vlad the impaler. We live in a world where people know a made up vampire but not the real man he was based on. That's a stupid argument right? Dracula is a pop culture figure so everyones going to know of him. Vlad the impaler is a historical figure that realistically you'd only know of if you want to study history or something else that would relate him. Thanos is a pop culture figure. More people are invested in pop culture than knowing the history of who started the manhatten project. I'm sorry but that's a stupid thing to say it's obvious that people will know about thanos more than Oppenheimer if the majority of people will never NEED to know of Oppenheimer.

  • @McClintonforThree
    @McClintonforThree 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The line "I am become deaf" absolutely ended Thanos.

  • @cameronrima9886
    @cameronrima9886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    the "Death swipe left" reference is because Thanos was in love w/ Lady Death but was rejected for Deadpool. Just sum nerd context.

    • @richardlohmann4013
      @richardlohmann4013 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't read the comics and didn't know about this Lady Death... but the line still made sense to me, since when he snapped he could have also been one of the 50% who died - but he survived.

  • @Meowjoker
    @Meowjoker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The “You wanna talk about death” line was nice cause now I just realized that comic Thanos gets the stone just to impress Lady Death XD

    • @zeal705
      @zeal705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ashley Drury I don’t think Deadpool and Lady Death can completely be together because Thanos cursed him with immortality. I can’t verify because I don’t read the comics but people have mentioned in a comic that Thanos reverses the curse just so he could kill him

    • @Kaeladran
      @Kaeladran 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Ashley Drury yes thats what that bar is about.....he murdered half of the universe several times in comics, even destroyed it but she just swiped left and went for Deadpool

  • @Daniel-pi5qd
    @Daniel-pi5qd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    “You wanna talk about death, how about the one that looked at you and swiped left. I’m the destroyer of worlds, you got your nuts handed to you by a squirrel girl. We’re in the endgame now tinky winkie” That’s a three hit combo and thanos is dead

  • @nickthedreamer4434
    @nickthedreamer4434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The Dr. Manhattan joke has two reference:
    1) Dr. Manhattan is a radioactive character from the Watchmen Comics.
    2) Oppenheimer was one of the lead scientists in the Manhattan Project which made the first atom bombs.

    • @brunobelchiorcomedy
      @brunobelchiorcomedy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      and it's linked to the line before where he talks about his atomic dick, Dr Manhatan is famous for showing off his dick around, as he is always in the nude

  • @AcidropOSY
    @AcidropOSY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    “I am become deaf” was a body from the jump

  • @dave4657
    @dave4657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The line “I am become deaf” is a reference from where J Robert said in a interview “ I am become death” but the subtitle s where written as “I am become deaf”

  • @vibhushukla8900
    @vibhushukla8900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    You missed the physics lines like the "fissile material" one and the "2 and 3 from 5" one
    Thanos never stood a chance

  • @Kingjay814
    @Kingjay814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Bro this starting line "I am become deaf" is a play on his most infamous quote. The "U from 2 from 3 from 5" is a play on splitting Uranium-235 which used in nuclear bombs that he effectively created. Opoheimer absolutely murdered Thanos in this one. In the comics Thanos fell in love with Mistress Death and she wanted nothing to do with him.
    This was the most one-sided battle since Justin Bieber vs. Beethoven

    • @southgamer2154
      @southgamer2154 ปีที่แล้ว

      “I cause chain reactions when I’m lyrical, because I got that fissile material.”
      *nuke in his eyes*
      The fucking hardest line and visual of any erb video

  • @diamondkuttxproductions5339
    @diamondkuttxproductions5339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    😂😂" tinkie winkie " cuz hes purple!!!

    • @frgwyn3760
      @frgwyn3760 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Diamondkuttx Productions and Twinkie is big in the show but is like a innocent and not threatening

    • @drpappapillz6307
      @drpappapillz6307 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@frgwyn3760 (black guy) dame

    • @hazzaroo8279
      @hazzaroo8279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I missed that one 🤣

    • @cadecampbell5059
      @cadecampbell5059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Teletubbies

    • @diamondkuttxproductions5339
      @diamondkuttxproductions5339 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ERB should've have the other 3 teletubbies running around in the background when he spit that bar. Funny shit

  • @LuckyCrust
    @LuckyCrust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "I dont want to spoil anything".
    Immediately spoils it right after.

  • @grewdordon
    @grewdordon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Everyone’s talking about “THAY-NOS” but nobody mentions how J. Robert Oppenheimer was overridden by “Harriet Tubman.”

  • @TheKhopesh
    @TheKhopesh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The Oppenheimer lines:
    "I cause chain reactions when I'm lyrical, 'cuz I've got that fissile material"
    and
    "I'm here to split U like 2 and 3 from 5"
    ...
    Those two lines were AMAZINGLY well done.
    That 40's/50's background spooky noise paired with the first line, and in the second line U235 being the Uranium isotope used in nukes... MMMMH, that was good!
    I'd say Oppenheimer wins this one.
    Mostly because writing for a pop culture figure like Thanos is fairly easy, but writing solid chemistry and nuclear physicist lines is a BITCH if you're not a professional chemist or nuclear physicist.

    • @chiragdalwani4422
      @chiragdalwani4422 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      anyone who has studied High school physics and chem knows all this

    • @TheKhopesh
      @TheKhopesh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@chiragdalwani4422
      The facts, yes.
      But knowing them and being able to incorporate them so expertly into a rap is not so trivial a matter.

    • @chiragdalwani4422
      @chiragdalwani4422 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheKhopesh Yet it isnt for sure

  • @Tee93156
    @Tee93156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    “You talk so slow Drax thinks you’re invisible”
    This is a funny line you missed, because in infinity war, Drax tried to turn invisible by eating some walnuts super slowly😂
    Edit: Thx for 80 likes!:)

    • @eternalxagony
      @eternalxagony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow thanks guys for 36 LIKES!!!
      :)

  • @matthewhall1987
    @matthewhall1987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    3:05 The code name for the USA when making the Atomic Bomb was "The Manhattan Project" and Oppenheimer was a lead physicist on that.
    5:43 Uranium 235 was what was in the atomic bomb that was dropped on Hiroshima but it also plays well with the whole splitting 2 and 3 from 5 line. In addition to that, Nuclear Fission is what powers an atomic bomb to create so much damage so quickly, hence the part of the line referencing "splitting" 2 and 3 from 5.
    Edit: Watching your reaction, just realized you can see the atomic bomb going off behind Oppenheimer. ERB Production is absolutely fucking insane.

    • @franciscoguinledebarros4429
      @franciscoguinledebarros4429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah, Japan was plutonium, the tech was developed with U235

    • @elijahmoon5057
      @elijahmoon5057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dr. Manhattan line is also meaning the naked blue guy from Watchmen!

    • @savsterx8995
      @savsterx8995 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elijahmoon5057 that's what I said

    • @ZephyCluster
      @ZephyCluster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Watch closely when he mentions 'Fissile Material' and you see the mushroom cloud in his eyes. That is detail right there.

    • @matthewhall1987
      @matthewhall1987 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zephy Cluster YOOOO that’s wild! Gotta love ERB man

  • @kingduria7480
    @kingduria7480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The "I am become Deaf" , is a hint to a famouse quote Oppenheimer said in an Interview where he said
    "I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds"

  • @EvilsinsGakupo
    @EvilsinsGakupo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love these videos cause all you people explain the ERB lyrics!

  • @SilasGrieves
    @SilasGrieves 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    U235 is one of the radioactive Uranium isotopes in the bombs dropped on Hiroshima. When it is split, it splits into two smaller atoms, called fissile material.
    So, splitting “U like 2 and 3 from 5” is a double punch line for the obvious mathematical pun but also it’s quite literally describing dropping a lyrical and literal nuclear bomb because he gave the instructions on how the explosion occurs.

    • @crustybomb115
      @crustybomb115 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      glad im not the only one that knows this.......

    • @jayalbertcastigador9274
      @jayalbertcastigador9274 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It also ties in with the line about balance. 2 and 3 are uneven

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I just knew that you’d react to this. I even commented this last video.

  • @tharklok7883
    @tharklok7883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Hadron Smashing all your atoms
    Best not colide with me
    When I'm rhyming
    this is a pretty obvious reference to the Hadron Collider, world's most powerful particle accelerator.

    • @madcracker84
      @madcracker84 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I missed this somehow, badass bar.

    • @barkingnoise
      @barkingnoise 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's a more obvious reference to the fact that you "create" fission by colliding neutrons with large, unstable (radioactive) atoms like U-235

  • @aaronperez09
    @aaronperez09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The death swiped left line is a reference to Thanos being in love with Death, but Death was in love with Deadpool.

  • @3dmedicvince449
    @3dmedicvince449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Oppenheimer won single handidly. He's got stones that go on for infinity.....

  • @sir_will_iam
    @sir_will_iam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "I will Loki choke you out like my name was throat cancer."
    Throat cancer killed Oppenheimer
    Loki got choked to death
    How do they come up with these???

    • @rjntchapz6997
      @rjntchapz6997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Easy to do if ur good with punchlines

    • @KentonBenfield
      @KentonBenfield 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It gets better. Loki = low-key. Throat cancer doesn't just instantly choke you, it slowly creeps up on you, low key.

    • @Purge5165
      @Purge5165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's a triple entendre

    • @qas2762
      @qas2762 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was looking for this comment. Good to know I’m not the only one who got that.

  • @vordt4139
    @vordt4139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    No one:
    Crypt: THAY-NOS

    • @joeleonhart559
      @joeleonhart559 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn't that how you say it tho?

    • @souljaboytellem888
      @souljaboytellem888 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's how you say it

    • @zizomni2738
      @zizomni2738 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@souljaboytellem888 no its THA-NOS

    • @souljaboytellem888
      @souljaboytellem888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imagine getting mad at someone mispronouncing a fictional character's name in 2019 like it matters.

    • @zizomni2738
      @zizomni2738 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@souljaboytellem888 I'm not mad about that. I'm mad that he did this reaction without some real reshearch about Openheimer.
      Sry for bad spelling

  • @Jadensev23
    @Jadensev23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Death swiped left bar is from the comics. Thanos fell in love with the Lady Death but she rejected him 😂 love that bar

  • @Tstam87
    @Tstam87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Lady death curved thanos so hard she banned him from dying. That death swiped left from oppy took the dub.

    • @starmorpheus
      @starmorpheus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@astorcastoroftherose Actually her name is Mistress Death

    • @failedgamer6781
      @failedgamer6781 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      tyler stambaugh thanos wasn’t banned from dieing, thanos actually cursed Deadpool cause he was competing with Deadpool for Death so thanos cursed deadpool and made him immortal so Deadpool could never be with death but he later in the same comic reversed the curse cause thanos just wanted to kill dead pool

    • @Tstam87
      @Tstam87 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im aware who lady death is lol and yes she forbid thanos from entering the realm of death that's the same as banning. When he did die he went to an ethereal realm outside (death) he came back by tearing through reality when the multiverse got put back together. I just like the name lady death beings she is a woman

    • @Tstam87
      @Tstam87 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanos has also been the avatar of death himself and the heart of the universe it goes on and on. Good try tho lol.

    • @menghao737
      @menghao737 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanos did curse Deadpool with immortality to keep him from ever being with Death.

  • @reuguer.
    @reuguer. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He didn’t even notice the unbeatable squirrel girl line

    • @lorekeeper685
      @lorekeeper685 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He didn't even got the death swiped left thing

  • @BigyetiTechnologies
    @BigyetiTechnologies ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The line "Split U like 2 and 3 from 5" deserves a fucking Grammy

  • @tdms3907
    @tdms3907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Crypt: I’m not a reaction channel
    Crypts Videos: am I a joke to you?

    • @crypttherapper
      @crypttherapper  5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      In all fairness, I only do the big events. There's just been a lot of big events in the last month.

    • @amadoucisse9143
      @amadoucisse9143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crypttherapper 👍😎

    • @snipez5646
      @snipez5646 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This joke is old, also I love the reactions

  • @ryangeary4652
    @ryangeary4652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The Dr. Manhattan line also refers to the "Dr Manhattan as the big blue guy who could litteraly destroy everything."

    • @parktamaroon226
      @parktamaroon226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dr. Manhattan was named for the Manhattan Project which developed the Bomb. Oppenheimer was the front man of that whole joint.

    • @ryangeary4652
      @ryangeary4652 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@parktamaroon226 I know just another comic tidbit

    • @sunofabob
      @sunofabob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ryangeary4652 everyone else seems to be missing the double meaning. Lol. It's like none of them know of the comic or saw the movie or even the TV show now.

  • @floopusdoopus
    @floopusdoopus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Over ridden by Harriet Tubman”? Dafuq you mean Former president Truman

  • @cobrakaigaming6130
    @cobrakaigaming6130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Oppenheimer Won this battle, No doubt at all, take "U like 2 and 3 from 5" Is the periodic table Uranium

  • @Quamaz
    @Quamaz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    ERB Thanos vs J Robert Oppenheimer is only 3mins. This video is 10mins.

    • @therpderp
      @therpderp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      because he actually talks about the video.

  • @TazCStorm
    @TazCStorm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    He called him Mr. Manhattan because the atomic bomb project was called the Manhattan project

    • @ANKOBROWN
      @ANKOBROWN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Mr Manhattan was also a character from watchman that master the atom and always walk around naked.

    • @jugendranaorem1234
      @jugendranaorem1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LoL dr.Manhatan himself would destroy thanus

    • @TazCStorm
      @TazCStorm 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ANKOBROWN I know.. and that character was built off of Oppenheimer..

    • @TazCStorm
      @TazCStorm 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ANKOBROWN I know... But that really doesn't fit as a diss.. but it'll do.. I guess...

    • @ANKOBROWN
      @ANKOBROWN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TazCStorm from 3:02 to 3:08. It's a double meaning. If you saw watchmen movie, mr Manhattan was naked with his penis out.

  • @Zo3yX
    @Zo3yX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Legit have watched this around 10+ times and I just got one of the best lines in the battle At 5:41 when he says split u like 2 and 3 from 5 If you take the U and the numbers it makes U235 Or uranium 235 the one used in nuclear bombs. This battle is growing on me more and more

  • @owen4490
    @owen4490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Crypt “we learned together”
    Crypt boutta be a teacher

    • @MrShotgunlover
      @MrShotgunlover 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude can hardly even read/ comprehend the info tho...

  • @countsmarald
    @countsmarald 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That line: "I'm here to split U like 2 and 3 from 5" is nasty (Uranium-235 is what was split)

  • @adityaraman7745
    @adityaraman7745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was inspired to research a lot about Oppenheimer and his life was one of the most interesting things I’ve ever learned about.

  • @dukeapplecore9401
    @dukeapplecore9401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Bruh, I literally just looked up who the old man was before watching the ERB rap lol. J.Robert took the W.

  • @CoolCarGuy
    @CoolCarGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I’m a nerd and I love those physics and chemistry and science lines from Oppenheimer

    • @madcracker84
      @madcracker84 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same, got super excited when I saw his name.

  • @extremistgarchomp4950
    @extremistgarchomp4950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    In case no one’s mentioned it yet, the reason Oppenheimer sounds the way he does in this is because it’s referencing the way he sounded in his recording after the atomic bombs were dropped. The look he gives at the beginning of his first verse is also imitating the blank, almost soulless stare he had in his eyes following the tragedy.

    • @lonnyyoung4285
      @lonnyyoung4285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly. Oppenheimer knew at that moment what sort of Hell had been unleashed and he knew that he played a big part in it. I liked how toward the end, Oppenheimer said (something to the effect of) I did what I had to, referencing back to his blank stare and somewhat coming to grips with it.

  • @rudeafterlife4466
    @rudeafterlife4466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When he called him “Dr. Manhattan” he was talking about him being a part of the Manhattan project

  • @JamesWade1021
    @JamesWade1021 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Harriet Tubman still has me dead lol Harry Truman 😂

  • @5at5una
    @5at5una 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Please.. please do the Micheal jordan vs Muhammad Ali man.. that one is straight up fire dude

  • @deon_strydom_00
    @deon_strydom_00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I loved the "I am become deaf" line as well as him referencing death "swiping left" (he's in love with the physical manifestation of death but she chose Deadpool over Thanos)

  • @ierbutza21
    @ierbutza21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Not even a discussion about it, Thanos lost this without even discussing it

    • @pwrprimal7267
      @pwrprimal7267 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      His first verse was good but oppenheimer brutalized him

  • @balance2346
    @balance2346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:34 Loki got his throat crushed by thanos at the beginning of infinity war

  • @stykkz8738
    @stykkz8738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm a huge fan of Oppenheimer prior to this battle, I loved how he made the atomic bomb and he found out to make it after learning Uranium can be split with the Formula splitting 2 and 3 from 5, And once he saw the destruction after Hiroshima and Nagasaki, he then realized what he created and he never gotten over the fact that he made a weapon that can kill millions in an instant. He's my idol NGL

  • @glocksamson
    @glocksamson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "That makes sense cause your rhymes are only hot periodically."
    Lmao

  • @ChivalrousSnake
    @ChivalrousSnake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Overriden by Harriet Tubman" Aight wait hol up a sec.

  • @phillipporter4642
    @phillipporter4642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "I wish I knew more about this guy so I could appreciate the battle more and make a better video."
    Hm, wonder how you could've solved that.

    • @poyloos4834
      @poyloos4834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bruh, who's gonna spend like 30 minutes on a wiki page for everybody. at least he skimmed, which is more than anyone is supposed to do

    • @phillipporter4642
      @phillipporter4642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@poyloos4834 Nobody said he had to take 30 minutes. If he did 2-3 minutes of research before the video, it would have been more enjoyable for him, and therefore, us.
      Especially if he's going to say "damn, I wish I knew anything about this guy" like 10 times.

    • @poyloos4834
      @poyloos4834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@phillipporter4642 uhm, he did?

    • @phillipporter4642
      @phillipporter4642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@poyloos4834 would you look at the time, it's time to stop arguing with stupid people 🕑🙃

    • @poyloos4834
      @poyloos4834 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @DoubleFailMech it's more than most people would care to do, they'd just say they don't know who he is beforehand, and then not do ANYTHING about it.

  • @zakary.2489
    @zakary.2489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “I don’t wanna do any spoilers and shit.”
    Spoils the movie.

  • @Prometheus97_
    @Prometheus97_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Split U like 2 and 3 from 5
    Is the craziest bar ever
    Went over your head💔💔