Fallout 4 - Sarcastic Jerk Part 2

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  • @Googernomics
    @Googernomics 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7307

    "Fine, you got me, I'm an institute spy and we want our data back""Cute, real cute...""No really I'm serious." Hundreds of synth coursers teleport in

  • @NoForksGiven
    @NoForksGiven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2939

    "This is pointless, the war is over"
    *Irrelevant*
    America 100

    • @Cairo40000
      @Cairo40000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Basically the US government

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Telling the robot to go f itself will convince it you’re a American and I love that

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fuck yeah!

    • @BiggSnizz08
      @BiggSnizz08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      AMERICAN 🇺🇸

    • @coosoorlog
      @coosoorlog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "War... over?! ... BLASPHEMY!!!"

  • @zombiesindustries
    @zombiesindustries 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5539

    Love how nick valentine is just as sarcastic lol

    • @nubnubmcnuberson7609
      @nubnubmcnuberson7609 7 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Arisbel Perez maybe we should try plugging him into a toaster next... Mmmmmmm... Fresh toast...

    • @Skrulzie
      @Skrulzie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      "It's synth detective jackass"

    • @glowhoo9226
      @glowhoo9226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      I want a detective spin-off of a sarcastic SS and nick valentine taking cases in the commonwealth.

    • @GroovyAsh04
      @GroovyAsh04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Oh mr metal for hands dosent know how to get back to the factory?

    • @shermaderma2803
      @shermaderma2803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@GroovyAsh04 NO, I skipped that part of the orientation

  • @flanneloperator9466
    @flanneloperator9466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    3:50
    You can hear Zao trying to hold his laugh back.
    I love this line.

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Knowing fallout ghouls, he could totally be wearing a leopard G-string and just be trying to deflect

  • @nathanschafsnitz8860
    @nathanschafsnitz8860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    5:05 I love how him being a sarcastic ass to the robot affirmed he’s not a spy😂😂

    • @cleanclouds
      @cleanclouds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's not that.. it's.. you know, nevermind.

    • @SpectrumRenBM
      @SpectrumRenBM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Snarky and rude, a true american.

    • @IkeFanBoy64
      @IkeFanBoy64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Definitely takes place in Boston

    • @crazyfire9470
      @crazyfire9470 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ouch

    • @rocketraccoon1976
      @rocketraccoon1976 ปีที่แล้ว

      America, F**k Yeah!!
      🇺🇸🫡🇺🇸

  • @nighthawk9911
    @nighthawk9911 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3227

    "Can i help you?"
    "Do you come here often?"
    -Killed it

    • @notmyname3487
      @notmyname3487 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know right?

    • @M8gazine
      @M8gazine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Oh what am I saying - of course you don't

    • @vivrs3469
      @vivrs3469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This one got me

    • @iceylavanuffsaid4997
      @iceylavanuffsaid4997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@M8gazine fuckinnn nazeeeeemmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @dravic4292
      @dravic4292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@M8gazine bruh nazeem

  • @two-bitbajur5359
    @two-bitbajur5359 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7114

    Repeat, will you comply

    • @m.c.schock2933
      @m.c.schock2933 9 ปีที่แล้ว +703

      Will you comply ?

    • @two-bitbajur5359
      @two-bitbajur5359 9 ปีที่แล้ว +550

      +MC_ Sch0ck27 Repeat, will you comply?

    • @m.c.schock2933
      @m.c.schock2933 9 ปีที่แล้ว +499

      Michael Ramsey Jr Will you comply?

    • @two-bitbajur5359
      @two-bitbajur5359 9 ปีที่แล้ว +452

      +MC_ Sch0ck27 Repeat, will you comply?

    • @m.c.schock2933
      @m.c.schock2933 9 ปีที่แล้ว +414

      +Michael Ramsey Jr Will you comply?

  • @CBRN-115
    @CBRN-115 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4076

    All the character thinks the guy's humor is bad. I think it's hillarious

    • @sadshadow6648
      @sadshadow6648 6 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      역병으사 well this does come from a place where tying a grenade to your nuts and running down the street is considered a friendly past time

    • @bigcheese5094
      @bigcheese5094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@sadshadow6648 I feel like thats something a Raider Psycho would do.

    • @sadshadow6648
      @sadshadow6648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Stranger you got that right

    • @prizm3268
      @prizm3268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Le smug I wouldn't exactly call that dull...

    • @changefullstew3649
      @changefullstew3649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      역병으사 That’s the thing with sarcasm the parties involved will be annoyed, but from an audience point of view it’s hillarious. That’s good sarcasm, and also why I have no friends.

  • @RebelleGameOfficial
    @RebelleGameOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +913

    I’ve got a weapon her for every situation. Hunting, protection, cold blooded murder.... *HAWT blooded murder*

    • @chimaera2611
      @chimaera2611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      She do be thicc tho

    • @moth4434
      @moth4434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Contents of fallout 4
      -wife for 2 minutes
      -clap robot cheeks
      -killing everything
      -forget about your son for 70 years
      -giant green men
      -man that yells at you about settlements
      -guns
      -more guns
      -liberty prime mk2 return of patriotism

    • @toothpasteicecreamandorang217
      @toothpasteicecreamandorang217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@moth4434 pretty much it

    • @twiddlerat9920
      @twiddlerat9920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      called not wearing a condom

    • @the_pink_p9059
      @the_pink_p9059 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yha never know when you're going to need a nice 10mm for some hot blooded murder

  • @ayeniszwan
    @ayeniszwan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3191

    *In jail*
    Mel : Can I help you ?
    You : Do you come here often ?
    LMFAO

  • @BloodRedKat
    @BloodRedKat 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5493

    I cracked up waaaaay more than I should have when the Preston Garvey impersonator ran down the hill, saw you and turned tail again XD.

    • @StarkSpider24
      @StarkSpider24 6 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Is there an actual quest tied to that encounter? Or is it just a funny random encounter that can happen?

    • @kingkuma4112
      @kingkuma4112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      @@StarkSpider24 Random encounter

    • @Sir_Uncle_Ned
      @Sir_Uncle_Ned 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same here.

    • @MLGProMaster-tu9tz
      @MLGProMaster-tu9tz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@StarkSpider24 can you kill him?

    • @n0odles86
      @n0odles86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@MLGProMaster-tu9tz aye. Pretty sure I did after I gave him the same response.

  • @RomeoTheOracle
    @RomeoTheOracle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4277

    KL-E-O is the most horny robot I've seen since Futurama.

    • @darkslayer1012
      @darkslayer1012 9 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      +billy Siravo jr I'm counting on it 😉

    • @Scrod99
      @Scrod99 9 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      +Yolktru
      Despite "Fisto the Sexbot" existing in FNV, I think you may be right

    • @Smoobloob
      @Smoobloob 9 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      +Scrod99 Fisto roboto

    • @ThunderMcVey
      @ThunderMcVey 9 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      She wants the D

    • @melpomeneouranos4973
      @melpomeneouranos4973 9 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      She wants the (D:)

  • @glacepunk2207
    @glacepunk2207 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3823

    that moment you find out Shaun was a mistake😂

    • @notmyname3487
      @notmyname3487 9 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      That night in the park a year ago, XD, I did the female version and it was a completely different sentence with the same exact message

    • @unitx6-886
      @unitx6-886 9 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      The female actually implied it with her sarcastic option at that moment.

    • @DreadWulfie
      @DreadWulfie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      And that they did it at the park.

    • @decim3515
      @decim3515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Late but with the female slle survivor she replies with "So what? So I could get pregnant again?"

    • @Darmani2MB
      @Darmani2MB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      it was actually something like "The Park? With you? Yeah, because I really want to get pregnant again"

  • @christophervanoster
    @christophervanoster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    2:44 the tone the delivery was fucking perfect literally hurt my lungs laughing

  • @tofu8676
    @tofu8676 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1094

    5:04 Im done...

  • @MASDERCHEEFOrigin
    @MASDERCHEEFOrigin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5705

    Man, 200 years and Captain Zao is still savage with those comebacks. "200 years, and your humor is still bad. America liberating Anchorage? Now that was a good joke."

    • @xfinafire
      @xfinafire 7 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      aviatorEngineer That was a fun DLC though.

    • @nubnubmcnuberson7609
      @nubnubmcnuberson7609 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      xfinafire it wasn’t a dlc

    • @galaxyatomics
      @galaxyatomics 7 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      Nub Nub Mcnuberson it was for Fallout 3

    • @CamaroZ-tc1ff
      @CamaroZ-tc1ff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      b u r n

    • @justinfrazier9555
      @justinfrazier9555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      aviatorEngineerWhat is is referring to is the DLC is a simulation of the liberation of Anchorage, the actually real battle took place before the bombs dropped. And it ended by pushing the Chinese out of Alaska and American forces moved into the Chinese mainland. I find the General's joke poor. Since they lost the battle and most evidence pointed to the Chinese launching because they were losing the war. The President of the US ordered retaliatory strikes within half an hour. China did well until the T-45 and later T-51B was released. According to ingame sources Chinese soldiers surrendered upon the very sight of powered armored soldiers after they were destroyed in Alaska and forced to retreat back to China. A single squad of T51B soldiers equipped with a minigun or fatman could destroy an entire enemy battalion. Even the most powerful Chinese weapon, the Chimera tank, would lose in a 1 on 1 battle. OXHORN has some very very detailed videos that cover the battle of Anchorage, the overall war itself, and who launched first.

  • @printlnPrints
    @printlnPrints 8 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    All you need now is a mod that turns you into a ghoul, a red/black jumpsuit, some leather armor and a couple swords and bam. you're officially Deadpool.

    • @supremeskeet5393
      @supremeskeet5393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Deadpool mod actually exists now. I gotta try this now

  • @mixxur
    @mixxur 8 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    Preston Garvey Impersonator should have said, "You might have heard another settlement needs our help. The General sent me to mark it on the map of concerned citizens like yourself."

    • @theinternetpolice4365
      @theinternetpolice4365 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Mixed Serpent
      You should say "Hey, I help the settlements, not 'concerned citizens'! In fact, I'm the general!"

    • @KingCobra2287-r1j
      @KingCobra2287-r1j 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The Internet Police then “oh shit!”

  • @austinwest4576
    @austinwest4576 7 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    Captain Zao is my fucking spirit animal. He basically made the Fallout universe's version of a 9/11 joke, he's such a savage xD

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Still kill the guy. Just good business.

    • @danmueller4021
      @danmueller4021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I always kill him in my playthroughs

    • @RUKOLAKE
      @RUKOLAKE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@danmueller4021 what the fuck

    • @yossarian00
      @yossarian00 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RUKOLAKE deserves it

    • @RUKOLAKE
      @RUKOLAKE 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yossarian00 nah

  • @who_even_is__morgan5916
    @who_even_is__morgan5916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    “Love the leopard g-string“
    “200 hundred years and your humor is still bad”

  • @Squiggy2010
    @Squiggy2010 9 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    "Does it involve a backroom and a handful of singles?"

  • @MR.LMR1996
    @MR.LMR1996 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1782

    "Go fuck yourself you crazy robot"
    I don't care what anyone else thinks about it still, but giving the protagonist a voice actor was one of the best choices Bethesda made for FO4. X"D

    • @MukuonChannel
      @MukuonChannel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +Lewis Roantree Now all that's left is a voiced protagonist for Elder Scrolls.

    • @LennyLenward
      @LennyLenward 9 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      +Chara That wouldn't work though. It would cost a lot of money and take a lot of time to get a voice actor for every single race and gender.

    • @MukuonChannel
      @MukuonChannel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      datAkwardSwedishGamer What? It would work. They had different VA's voiced grunts of every race and gender in both Oblivion and Skyrim, with Skyrim has an extensive amount through Shouts.
      That proves how expansive and massive the next ES game's gonna be.

    • @maxwellsterling
      @maxwellsterling 9 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      +Chara Grunts are one thing. Dialogue is another.

    • @MukuonChannel
      @MukuonChannel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mercury Black Right, point is saying it won't work is just too pessimistic out of line.
      Bethesda already have a calvacade of VA's to fill in each race and gender to make a legit voiced MC.

  • @amp52
    @amp52 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3304

    I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOUR ASKING! lol made me spit my food out

    • @littlenorway3135
      @littlenorway3135 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Duuuuude, I was wondering if I was the only one XD

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i don't get it:(

    • @jakomioftherose2434
      @jakomioftherose2434 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +travis kerns I almost died.

    • @notmyname3487
      @notmyname3487 9 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      +Eugene InLaw shouting it out from a far distance during an intense conversation

    • @Chiefoniontm
      @Chiefoniontm 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +travis kerns WHAT?!

  • @garrusvakarian9039
    @garrusvakarian9039 7 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    I love how Proctor Ingram just says... Cute.

    • @Thomas20Smith
      @Thomas20Smith 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Garrus Vakarian it’s great how annoyed she is XD

    • @kyledsouza7771
      @kyledsouza7771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like Cait lmao

    • @n0odles86
      @n0odles86 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love you Garbus

    • @ultrafinest
      @ultrafinest 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      She’s really annoying

  • @JoeyMangi
    @JoeyMangi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    3:30 in certain instances, the mr.gutsy will actually self destruct lol

    • @dunstik8842
      @dunstik8842 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      If it's your charisma is high enough.

    • @Ihaveagasmask
      @Ihaveagasmask 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dunstik8842no its luck

    • @dunstik8842
      @dunstik8842 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Ihaveagasmask just go test the Charisma thing I mentioned.

  • @celairgilfaenmirion
    @celairgilfaenmirion 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4776

    Should have called your character Archer...

    • @JJDani
      @JJDani  9 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      +Celairgil Faenmirion LOL i love that show!

    • @isaac-xm6kf
      @isaac-xm6kf 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      +JJDani Great videos
      they're hilarious XD

    • @JJDani
      @JJDani  9 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      +isaac kinslow thanks! glad u llike them :D

    • @Katana314
      @Katana314 9 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      +Celairgil Faenmirion Oh man, now I'm imagining all these lines redelivered as him.

    • @tronovonflidder775
      @tronovonflidder775 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fuck yes.

  • @LightCrib2
    @LightCrib2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I fucking died at "Do you come here often?"
    4:24

  • @handsomemenace7225
    @handsomemenace7225 9 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    When I got to the
    "I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO ASK ME"
    I fucking lost it

    • @crowg7823
      @crowg7823 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

    • @ruttsuco.804
      @ruttsuco.804 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      WHAT?

    • @johnmaxwell8279
      @johnmaxwell8279 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ''RAIDER!!'' is also pretty cool one

    • @lianaeliado
      @lianaeliado 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Maxwell RAIDER! *is the boss of nuka-raiders*

    • @rockwl7633
      @rockwl7633 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      damn why he gotta yell like that

  • @v0rtexbeater
    @v0rtexbeater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    The facial animation in this game looks off and exaggerated most of the times, but the sole survivor grinning like an idiot while he tells his jokes/sarcastic remarks always puts a smile on my face, especially in the silver shroud quest

  • @michaelschweigart3517
    @michaelschweigart3517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    6:04 Fake Garvey comes back, sees sarcastic player, runs away

  • @nightlydot
    @nightlydot 9 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    I like how everyone think's that your character looks like Commander Shepherd , Agent 47 and Connor Kenway.

    • @JJDani
      @JJDani  9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      +HandsomeKiwi lol i know! i don't think he looks like any of them.

    • @nightlydot
      @nightlydot 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree but i must also say that he looked kinda like Hitman when wearing suits lol.

    • @raptorjesus3894
      @raptorjesus3894 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +HandsomeKiwi I understand Connor Kenway (the hair) and I understand agent 47 (The face) but commander Shepard I don't understand HE COULD LOOK LIKE ANYTHING FFS

    • @patricksvarietycorner5700
      @patricksvarietycorner5700 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kikirino looks more like Archer tbh

    • @casualgreetings3407
      @casualgreetings3407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Character looks like brendan frasier

  • @waffleboy1307
    @waffleboy1307 9 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    "love the leopard g-string" xD I'm dying

    • @AragonBattleBorn
      @AragonBattleBorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'll admit my eyes wander to his ass when he said that... -__-
      I'll go push the big red button now.

  • @sirsunman7826
    @sirsunman7826 9 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    strong, make decision . a decision? you're making me nervous.
    fucking killed me

  • @kingjonstarkgeryan8573
    @kingjonstarkgeryan8573 8 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I fucking died when he said will it be like that night in the park a year ago.

  • @Peacekeeper4500
    @Peacekeeper4500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    5:05 how to be an American in a heartbeat lol

    • @IkeFanBoy64
      @IkeFanBoy64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      All the proof you need to tell this takes place in Boston

  • @mrjoestar1134
    @mrjoestar1134 9 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    "I am the instrument of Justice and I cannot fall... DEATH has come to you, evildoer, and I am its SHRRRROOOUD"
    Missed that line haha

  • @Nikkisfloof
    @Nikkisfloof 9 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    obviously Bethesda likes Archer

    • @Doogle946
      @Doogle946 9 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      They should've had multiple voice options and make H. Jon Benjamin one of them so you could literally be Archer.

    • @themanwiththeplan728
      @themanwiththeplan728 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Deo I raise you, I would nuke an entire country for this to happen

    • @technowizard4825
      @technowizard4825 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Makes sense fallout feels kind of retro, so does Archer so similar senseabillitys

  • @superluismigueL100
    @superluismigueL100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    Well that's it i'm going to replay the game with a character named Archer and allways choose the sarcastic options

    • @elbowl13
      @elbowl13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Codsworth can actually say that name so I will also be following in your footsteps

    • @hankcrocodile
      @hankcrocodile 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Derp Mcderpinton Fuckin' same

    • @christopherwinter2099
      @christopherwinter2099 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Naw just do SARCASTIC

    • @orestis7303
      @orestis7303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahaha I did exactly the same thing a while ago before reading this comment. This confirms that this guy is the Fallout version of Sterling Archer

    • @raproze
      @raproze 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm gonna make my character a fat white guy named Gary and choose every sarcastic option

  • @a.monach7602
    @a.monach7602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    4:32 is the one that really gets me.
    By the time I was done the Randolph questline, it was far more than a joke.

    • @a.k8185
      @a.k8185 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hated looking for those damn cases.
      The ballistic weave was worth it, but still.

  • @jackhealy3328
    @jackhealy3328 7 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    4:24
    *guy in prison cell*
    "Can I help you?"
    "Come here often?"
    PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTT!!!

  • @Charlie-wi8wh
    @Charlie-wi8wh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    1:18 always cracks me up

  • @thefiresworddragon927
    @thefiresworddragon927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    0:23 He actually isn't wrong. Helps with letting out bottled emotions.

    • @IkeFanBoy64
      @IkeFanBoy64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hence why he curses you out if he ends up hating you.

    • @disciple1381
      @disciple1381 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Only to ignorant fools who can not possess emotions

  • @zenixkiryu
    @zenixkiryu ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love how Ingram and Nick are so tolerant of Nate's ironic humor.
    Ingram just calls it cute most of the time and Nick always has something equally absurd to say back.

  • @Cody-ps3wy
    @Cody-ps3wy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:18 Somehow the coursers absolute dead robotic response gets me every time 😂

  • @Imsofkntrd
    @Imsofkntrd 9 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    -Listen, after breakfast, I was thinking we could head to the park for a bit. Weather should hold up.
    -Will it be like that night in the park a year ago?

    • @onlinemercenary613
      @onlinemercenary613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What did they do mug a grenade sales man

    • @ThePortalDark
      @ThePortalDark 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@onlinemercenary613 it is pretty much implied they did it on the park, with Shaun being the product of that

  • @It9LpBFS37
    @It9LpBFS37 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "Why is it whenever i do math with you, PAM, I wind up covered in blood?"
    I died.

  • @bukanfernanda
    @bukanfernanda 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1040

    I really hope Bethesda never comes back to making the protagonist a mute... Giving them a real voice really gives them some personality

    • @LegoDude568
      @LegoDude568 8 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      Fernanda Azaria honestly they should keep voice acting and make the dialogue options like fallout 3 and new vegas, and to satisfy the new vegas lovers, have an option to have a mute protagonist

    • @PugilistCactus
      @PugilistCactus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Fernanda Azaria only time you should see a mute is if you have business with the Dark Brotherhood.

    • @TaroKuzunoha
      @TaroKuzunoha 7 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      I agree, but have you played Fallout 2? The protagonist is mute, but the dialogue is so clever and sarcastic that you can actually hear your character's personality. Cracks me up every time.

    • @alexgarcia4842
      @alexgarcia4842 7 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Makes it hard to roleplay as a psycho drug lord when your character sounds like an average american but the voice actors did a good job.

    • @SuperFranco20
      @SuperFranco20 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      thats a double edge sword. mute character allows for tons of dialogue, meanwhile voiced character requires more spending on voice acting and thus, less dialogue to cut spendings.

  • @spindash64
    @spindash64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    2:55 it’s funnier to me because he was actually IN the army, so he’s doubly fed up with that

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Depressing, too, given what was going on at the time.

  • @vicenteasaro1823
    @vicenteasaro1823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    If the writers put as much effort as these comebacks, this game would be a masterpiece.

  • @realMrVent
    @realMrVent 9 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I never had to hold back so much laughter in my entire life.

    • @MrAnimater_Vr
      @MrAnimater_Vr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The will you comply had me dying XD

  • @xRxvenge9171
    @xRxvenge9171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    0:37 A Decision you’re makin’ me nervous.

  • @sayxxdx
    @sayxxdx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Codsworth: Your loved ones may simply be hiding from.... The Red Menace
    Issac: or maybe... Evil leprechauns

  • @TS--
    @TS-- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love the sarcastic interactions between Nick Valentine and the Survivor

  • @Wanted_Jack
    @Wanted_Jack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “Strong make decision”
    “A decision? You’re making me nervous”
    That one killed me 😂

  • @Miko28323
    @Miko28323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    4:54 i remember laughing my ass off for like half an hour cause of this

  • @krashface4870
    @krashface4870 9 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    3:10
    Mr.Gutsy: Irrelevant ! *thunder roars*

    • @tix2260
      @tix2260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He is Jesus

    • @krashface4870
      @krashface4870 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tix2260 nah man, he is no jesus, he's a machine.
      This mean he is the Omnissiah

  • @lukekearle6644
    @lukekearle6644 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The "will you comply" part killed me.

  • @Logan-y5v
    @Logan-y5v 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The sarcasm in this character is just really giving off archer vibes,” how come every time I do math with you Pam, I get covered in blood”

  • @xYottabyte
    @xYottabyte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love how they do a comeback, it's like the best of their century, 5 stars.

  • @InfinityPotato97
    @InfinityPotato97 8 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    Will you comply?

    • @iott1
      @iott1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No

    • @seventales8448
      @seventales8448 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Will you comply

    • @iott1
      @iott1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Still, no..

    • @seventales8448
      @seventales8448 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Raisin Udongein Will you comply

    • @iott1
      @iott1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      NO!!

  • @terren67
    @terren67 9 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    haha does this character saying "maybe...evil leprechauns" remind anyone of cinemasins? :D

  • @mt.dewdragon7345
    @mt.dewdragon7345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I'm just looking for the mayonnaise, maybe you could grab for me, second shelf right next to the pudding LOL 4:01

  • @naffal1538
    @naffal1538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Garvey's cracked "oh shit" just made my day

    • @naffal1538
      @naffal1538 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      nevermind seeing him run back to us only to turn back is much better

  • @Persephone01
    @Persephone01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    He isnt a jerk he is just saying stuff that needed to be said. XD

  • @RaindeadHiro
    @RaindeadHiro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The fact that flipping off the robot makes him cease to suspect you is really the most American thing ever. 😂

  • @lildiabeetus5737
    @lildiabeetus5737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    1:11 I legit just did this yesterday😂

  • @08_cpimping95
    @08_cpimping95 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    4:38 LMAO so hard...

  • @whynot-tomorrow_1945
    @whynot-tomorrow_1945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    3:44 I swear, they lifted some of these lines off of Sterling Archer xD

  • @bogusnigga3280
    @bogusnigga3280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    5:20 I laughed more than I should have at this scene 😂😂

  • @aero_xxi
    @aero_xxi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Me: Can you make Fallout great again?
    Bethesda: WHAT?
    Me: I said-
    Bethesda: I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE ASKING!

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      you mean with clunky menu-based combat? Nah

    • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
      @GenericUsername-qp1ww 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      F4 was pretty good

    • @Jamesamong007
      @Jamesamong007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bethesda is doing really good with Doom and Wolfenstein, cant understand why they cant make Fallout just as good as those

    • @Jamesamong007
      @Jamesamong007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @insert name here Alright my mistake. Chill

    • @newbie6377
      @newbie6377 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oof

  • @arturarruda8151
    @arturarruda8151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Will that be like that night in the park an year ago?" 2:30
    Lmao this is the first I heard that line, an I got all this game's achievements many years ago xD

  • @DoubbleRainbowDash
    @DoubbleRainbowDash 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Caravan or raider?"
    "WHAT?"
    "I said, caravan or raider!"
    "I REALLY DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOUR ASKING!"
    i died XD

  • @kingdonut8272
    @kingdonut8272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    And the Preston Gravy impersonator is still running to this day.

  • @alsing9080
    @alsing9080 9 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Why the fuck is Preston looking and sounding like that?

    • @alsing9080
      @alsing9080 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +DeltaGraphics - Baaack 〈3 In the first clip lol

    • @alsing9080
      @alsing9080 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm talking about the first one with Preston for fucks sake xD

    • @alsing9080
      @alsing9080 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why is he named "Preston Garvey"?

    • @alsing9080
      @alsing9080 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      WHERE?? :D

    • @alsing9080
      @alsing9080 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dammit

  • @IMDAMP2
    @IMDAMP2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Whenever your character wears a hat, he reminds me of the original Richtofen from Nazi Zombies. And that one kid in the Rockstar game Bully that you had to fight in the last level.

    • @IMDAMP2
      @IMDAMP2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      by hats i mean the officer looking hat.

    • @valiantsoldier548
      @valiantsoldier548 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Irk? I remembered them the minute I saw the guy.

  • @TheSimmr001
    @TheSimmr001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    1:38 THAT is legitimate science. bravo Bethesda!

  • @sandguardian5868
    @sandguardian5868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Why is it when ever I do math with you P.A.M. I wind up covered in blood?" 😂

  • @reagansido5823
    @reagansido5823 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:04 "oh fuck he's still here!"

  • @VimyGlide
    @VimyGlide 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Oh, did you mean that as a joke? Hm."
    Honestly, I'm just surprised that the SS managed to guess correctly.

  • @MarEXksz
    @MarEXksz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:20 My favorite part

  • @eliel1815shadow
    @eliel1815shadow 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i love all the sarcastic lines from this guy, the dub actor made an awesome job right here

  • @LouVega203
    @LouVega203 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:40 “here some advice. Keep your limbs attached from now on.”
    Cut straight to Ingram.

  • @WAHegle91
    @WAHegle91 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I mean, technically the corpse was defiled already” is one of the best voice lines and dialogue I’ve ever heard.

  • @STUV101
    @STUV101 9 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Caravan or raider?
    WHAT!!!???
    I said: "caravan or raider"? Which are you?
    I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOUR ASKING!
    Seriously? ಠ_ಠ

    • @teoborges3949
      @teoborges3949 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @TheWolfAnton *WHAT!!!???*

    • @teoborges3949
      @teoborges3949 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @TheWolfAnton *WHAT???!!!*

    • @teoborges3949
      @teoborges3949 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @TheWolfAnton *WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????*

    • @teoborges3949
      @teoborges3949 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @TheWolfAnton Forget it

  • @Kwiwiwiwi
    @Kwiwiwiwi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I burst out laughing at the super duper mart joke, I’m surprised not many other people are talking about it lol

  • @junksterdogg
    @junksterdogg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The fact that Valentine and the player goes back and forth is so funny. Only reason I keep Valentine around!

  • @AceTheDragon3
    @AceTheDragon3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:04 "Alright dude lets go shoot some raiders- FUCK LEFT THE STOVE ON FUCK FUCK FUCK"

  • @KrypticStudiosCorp
    @KrypticStudiosCorp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That's all we need, 2 Preston Garvey's...

    • @torque9058
      @torque9058 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      theres another settlement that needs your help x2

    • @mjkrh
      @mjkrh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now you have to help another settlement AND give donations....
      Yeahh... That's exactly what I wanted......

  • @oddnoobswe1977
    @oddnoobswe1977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Do you come here often?"
    Fucking golden.

  • @jacobmacaree3063
    @jacobmacaree3063 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "you got me, im a spy for the institute. we want our data back"

  • @nickkozak4763
    @nickkozak4763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i do like how the impersonator just suddenly realizes he’s speaking to the general himself and says OH SHIT
    there are many comments i make that i forget and this is one of them two years later

  • @V1padcage22
    @V1padcage22 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love Nick reply/reaction everytime ur sarcastic it’s so funny

  • @michaellemmons4759
    @michaellemmons4759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    okay love the fake garvey stinger

  • @retrobat1631
    @retrobat1631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like how Kle-0 has a sarcastic moment in this.

  • @DFGHOUSE
    @DFGHOUSE 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I think we should head to the park, weather should hold up"
    "Will it be like that one night at the park a year ago?"

  • @vitupero7277
    @vitupero7277 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Strong:Strong make decision.....
    Lone survivor:A decision?Youre already making me nervous

  • @lukecarr6986
    @lukecarr6986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That character makes the whole thing better

  • @Sun_Disciple456
    @Sun_Disciple456 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think I know what this mans favorite things are
    1: fresh toast
    2: a pony
    3: joking around

  • @judahsoremy9857
    @judahsoremy9857 9 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    How come Mr. Gutsy and Kessler didn't attack you on site?

    • @JJDani
      @JJDani  9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Judah Soremy idk i guess cuz i was working with the railroad and as for the mr gutsy they were random encounters

    • @judahsoremy9857
      @judahsoremy9857 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When I found Gutsy and Kessler, they started shooting me immediately. I didn't know if it was because you were using sarcastic responses that you developed a rapport with the bad characters, sort of like how you could in New Vegas with the Powder Gangsters.

    • @JJDani
      @JJDani  9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Judah Soremy hmm im not sure, maybe you got too close i noticed sometimes if you get to close to certain people while their talking they attack you. the other gutsy's in the game attack me immediately but the ones in the random encounters always stopped me when i saw them but if i got a little closer they would give me a warning.

    • @judahsoremy9857
      @judahsoremy9857 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      JJDani He called me a "commie" and started shooting immediately, so I turned him to scrap metal. I'll try the subtle approach next time.

    • @JJDani
      @JJDani  9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Judah Soremy XD lmao those mr gutsy's gotta love em lol

  • @miguelleanos11
    @miguelleanos11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how unamused Ingram is with Issacs sarcasm by saying “mmm cute” lmao