SleepyCast 17 - [Little Skatey]

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  • @emmay3241
    @emmay3241 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1575

    it's amazing how Cory can barely string a sentence together

    • @thatgui88
      @thatgui88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Water

    • @schnoz2372
      @schnoz2372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thatguy ™ deer

    • @thatgui88
      @thatgui88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@schnoz2372 Corey cant string a sentence together because of water people.
      And deers can barely live due to the rise of chronic wasting disease also known as CWD. Yes these deers sometimes resemble Corey when he goes off on tangents. Truly symbolic.

    • @ctrouble2309
      @ctrouble2309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hes autistic. Genuinely.

    • @lucamckenn5932
      @lucamckenn5932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Late and gay, but Corey is quite literally a high functioning autistic savant perverted artist. If he had any other certain negative aspects (furry/baby/etc) he'd be a human disaster, but he miraculously rides the line between a Chris Chan and Deviant Art user to balance out as normal enough.

  • @apathypeace
    @apathypeace 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1025

    Cory's been drinking the water

    • @3three3three3three
      @3three3three3three 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      AdobeMan
      i know i'm autistic for replying to a year old comment, but that was good

    • @danielv5822
      @danielv5822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@3three3three3three I'm just regularly autistic.

    • @TheRealUnkn0wn_289
      @TheRealUnkn0wn_289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@danielv5822 Well I'm more autistic so... uh huh... yep

    • @maybenotaemperorbutatopnot2336
      @maybenotaemperorbutatopnot2336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Water people be sipin

    • @LehySnek
      @LehySnek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@3three3three3three You're not autistic for replying to a year old comment, you're just late, don't worry about it.
      Or perhaps you're a necromancer

  • @cloudsofuncertainty
    @cloudsofuncertainty 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1621

    I think Zach's guardian angel is a beautiful man with long flowing blonde hair wearing an SS officer uniform.

    • @hellraiser341
      @hellraiser341 10 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      His name is Hans.

    • @joaquinguzman743
      @joaquinguzman743 10 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      He has blue eyes. With a leash with a perfect child.

    • @SirGroove
      @SirGroove 10 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Holding a knife covered in rust or possibly dried blood from WWII Nazi Germany.

    • @ChimeraWithAMustache
      @ChimeraWithAMustache 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** What?

    • @Justiceisahero
      @Justiceisahero 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ***** Weeaboo, illiterate trash

  • @RickyRiceB
    @RickyRiceB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I love at 20:33 right after Chris mentions Little Skatey’s fingerless gloves the background music ends for the next song to come but it feels like it’s done for dramatic affect given Corey’s reaction and the realization that his guardian angel has become real

  • @TomFawkes
    @TomFawkes 10 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    43:53 I'm not sorry, Lyle.

    • @user-qz4qf4cw3d
      @user-qz4qf4cw3d 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tom Fawkes Toooommmmmm

    • @user-qz4qf4cw3d
      @user-qz4qf4cw3d 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tom Fawkes Cool videos

    • @hazardrider8317
      @hazardrider8317 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh hi Tom

    • @SMA2343
      @SMA2343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don’t even understand how he can be friends with these autismos and be friends with chuggaa

    • @citrusblast4372
      @citrusblast4372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@SMA2343 Lyle has so many connections that connect so many different groups

  • @Shoe0nHead
    @Shoe0nHead 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1097

    "you ever do that prank where you go behind someone with progeria and pop their head?"
    FUCk

    • @fatshibaballs
      @fatshibaballs 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      you're here!

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      CONCRETE LOLI
      Yes.

    • @grandapothecaryputress8055
      @grandapothecaryputress8055 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cory's fucking laugh at 52:18

    • @noofdavy
      @noofdavy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i love you Shoe0nHead , and your so much cooler that you listen to sleepy cast.

    • @CardboardOdyssey
      @CardboardOdyssey 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Shoe0nHead don't become the next pressfarttocontinue you jewish fuck. i'm watching you.

  • @PuppyNubblies
    @PuppyNubblies 10 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    "Little Skatey skates on the ceiling & giggles" I'd love to know what goes on inside your brain Cory

  • @randomguyontheinternet7940
    @randomguyontheinternet7940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    "Kirby Sex... and Mario Eats Mushrooms to get High"
    The fact that we created language, and evolved over Billions of years just to make this phrase possible with context baffles me.

  • @theAngryscotman
    @theAngryscotman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Corey really is at his Corriest in this one.

    • @nicelittlestyleslad
      @nicelittlestyleslad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      lmao have you listened to the Water People episode

    • @jackwisniewski3859
      @jackwisniewski3859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      CoreyCore

    • @elenazonia9325
      @elenazonia9325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nicelittlestyleslad nah I’d say he was crazier in this one.
      He only really was crazy in that episode on the titular topic, with this everything he says is the ramblings of a madman.

  • @OCMOOO
    @OCMOOO 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1325

    I want to see the world through Cory's eyes

    • @00Discourse00
      @00Discourse00 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Can I have yours if you aren't using them? I seem to have misplaced mine.

    • @OCMOOO
      @OCMOOO 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sure, but I hope you like wearing two eyepatches.

    • @00Discourse00
      @00Discourse00 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      W/e, I just want to hold you, guy.

    • @OCMOOO
      @OCMOOO 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I'm not your guy, buddy

    • @00Discourse00
      @00Discourse00 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      El Mooo In that case you can be my woman.

  • @dogfood3272
    @dogfood3272 9 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    Lyle sounds like an equal mix of mick, jeff and chris

    • @vitriolicAmaranth
      @vitriolicAmaranth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      he sounds like mick doing an impression of markiplier

    • @frydsaman6857
      @frydsaman6857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      i just liked this comment not realising it was my own comment from 3 years ago with a different account

    • @ocelotmadness6287
      @ocelotmadness6287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@frydsaman6857 you self liking sunnavabitch

    • @user-fy3oy4vo9m
      @user-fy3oy4vo9m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And the yo mama guy

    • @Jirbolicious
      @Jirbolicious 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      G I thought you said “Yo mama gay”

  • @snipelfritz4296
    @snipelfritz4296 9 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    The thing about Corey (in response to the shit on a stick thing) is that he is completely unable to communicate his articulate his ideas or understand what people are asking once he gets rolling. Maybe he's like Zach where he's doing it on purpose, but either way it's entertaining as hell.
    Lyle's misunderstanding makes perfect sense, but Corey just kept rolling with it. I'm not complaining I loved it. In fact, the conversations they often try to cut short or act like they are dumb/pointless are the ones I usually enjoy most.

    • @GrayD_Fox
      @GrayD_Fox 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was obviously drunk

  • @GabbyGoLucky
    @GabbyGoLucky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    52:12 Chris cracked me up so much with how genuine he sounded when he was like "Aw yeah I love that one!" and then of course Cory's infectious laugh got me as well

    • @oisin4929
      @oisin4929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what did he say?

    • @_trXsh_
      @_trXsh_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@oisin4929 zach said "you ever do that prank where you go up behind someone with progeria and pop their head?"

  • @roguespartan345
    @roguespartan345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Ya know I never noticed until now that the smoke coming out of the chimney is pitch black.
    Those boys are just burning plastic and styrofoam in that cabin for warmth.

  • @Murrman117
    @Murrman117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Wild that this is 7 years old now.
    I feel like I'm watching "behind the music" but about oneyplays

  • @dubu9881
    @dubu9881 6 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    I love how Cory laughs like a rich anime girl.

    • @bananahat1814
      @bananahat1814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Corey ojou-sama

    • @randomchannel6867
      @randomchannel6867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Holy shit youve ruined cory for me lmao

    • @samditto
      @samditto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hell yeah

  • @samditto
    @samditto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Damn i just realized how punny it was when cory asked "how much whiskey pertained to doing this (or whatever)"
    and lyle said "i plead the fifth"

  • @timeweoya
    @timeweoya 7 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    Stand User: Cory
    Stand Name: [ L I L ' S K A T E Y ]

    • @Its_Only_genjutsu
      @Its_Only_genjutsu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Timmeh ! The stand’s ability is to cause an opponent severe autism

    • @Gun-boi
      @Gun-boi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's only weakness is when it encounters an opponent with autism, because by doubling their autism, they become a genius and defeat you

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Gun-boi they go in rage and charge you

    • @xXXJimboSliceXXx
      @xXXJimboSliceXXx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stand ability: skates on the ceiling and giggles

    • @loplop019
      @loplop019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i didnt know jojo existed two years ago

  • @BanananaDang
    @BanananaDang 9 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "When you die, your ass leaves your body!"
    Holy crap WHY am I listening to this at WORK

  • @BitterTast3
    @BitterTast3 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    This is my favorite episode of Oneyplays.

  • @dittoma
    @dittoma 8 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    21:00

  • @jerf2121
    @jerf2121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Big Al was actually Tomar

  • @CeeBeeChan
    @CeeBeeChan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Zach's Reaction to "Work Out Guy" is the fucking best. It's like he gave up trying to entertain Cory's nonsense for a brief moment.

  • @zachinthehat1
    @zachinthehat1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Drinking coffee while listening to these guys is extremely dangerous.

    • @Baconlessness
      @Baconlessness 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      hooo boy, I think we need to introduce you to some more interesting substances than caffeine

    • @zachinthehat1
      @zachinthehat1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Baconlessness I meant I can't just drink whenever I want because they may say something and cause me to choke

    • @theworstcase4819
      @theworstcase4819 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Zach InTheHat I have to pause it if I ever want to take a drink of anything, i remember once stamper said something in the middle of me starting to drink and I had never experienced cold soda coming out of my nose before that

  • @EddieS31
    @EddieS31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    It’s good to know that the people with progeria are no longer mad at the sleepy cast crew

    • @Xarthos
      @Xarthos ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Zach snuck up on all of them and popped their heads

    • @EddieS31
      @EddieS31 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He poured salt on them

  • @MikeMax110
    @MikeMax110 10 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Whenever I see a Harlequin baby, I always think of those stress relief toys where you squeeze it and the eyes bulge out.

    • @obsolete_user
      @obsolete_user 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lloyd Michaels ahhhhhhhhh

  • @SoggySquidward
    @SoggySquidward 10 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    I fucking love Cory

    • @seaks368
      @seaks368 10 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I love fucking Cory.

    • @YumYum4963
      @YumYum4963 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I Cory, love fucking

    • @timd598
      @timd598 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cory fucking i love

    • @redhawk7812
      @redhawk7812 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      anus

    • @chazzwozzio
      @chazzwozzio 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      L7U no!

  • @TheSkr701
    @TheSkr701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The fact this is just the cast of Oneyplays now

    • @merucrypoison296
      @merucrypoison296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah it sucks how they are all forced to be a gaming channel now

    • @Pleasestoptalkingthanks
      @Pleasestoptalkingthanks 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@merucrypoison296 Nobody is "forcing" them you dork. Chris just happens to be choosing this as his primary income for the time being.

    • @thatfunkyduck
      @thatfunkyduck 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@merucrypoison296I agree I miss their animation, but a lot of time the gaming is just a background vehicle for their podcast-like ranting

  • @dystopianreaper3512
    @dystopianreaper3512 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    If you Listen closely right after Zach says "All the ladies squirted." You can actually hear a faint sound of dripping water.

  • @malikoniousjoe
    @malikoniousjoe ปีที่แล้ว +18

    27:40 Lyle’s accepting the people he has chosen to tie his financial wellbeing to

  • @sum0panduhhh118
    @sum0panduhhh118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Lyle sounds like Tomar doing an impression of Lyle doing an impression of Tomar.

    • @googeldotcom1675
      @googeldotcom1675 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      just say he sounds like markiplier bro, no reason for all this

  • @prohikikomo
    @prohikikomo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I wish we had a compilation of Lyle doing the Yo Mama voice.

  • @scottspeculiarland9071
    @scottspeculiarland9071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I can’t believe that Tomar used to be a flight attendant

    • @j-lo5079
      @j-lo5079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      he lost his pilots license when he careened the plane into the pentagon to recover the lost Tomar emeralds

    • @scottspeculiarland9071
      @scottspeculiarland9071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@j-lo5079 it was rumored that when he was fleeing the scene, he screamed “Big Al strikes again!”

    • @Mattriix
      @Mattriix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@scottspeculiarland9071 people say Tomar is his fake name but actually he has many aliases and his real name doesn't exist in any known language

    • @monsieurlemon
      @monsieurlemon 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He possesses people and makes their body look like him over time​@@Mattriix

  • @fetamean
    @fetamean 10 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    SPACE JEWS FROM THE FUTURE, CORY!

    • @Pomp_adour
      @Pomp_adour 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gets me every-time. Like, I imagine Lyle just yelling and shaking Cory while saying that.

    • @CharizardousRex
      @CharizardousRex 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lyle is good at improv

    • @scruffydynamite7711
      @scruffydynamite7711 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Charizardous Rex no he watches star trek

    • @dub3r5
      @dub3r5 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      scruffy dynamite Star Wars life.

    • @snerpysam6894
      @snerpysam6894 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      God damn I want that as a text message alert

  • @Degamk619
    @Degamk619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Considering Lyles hatred of the word “Heckin” when he was basically pioneered of the phrase. See 13:52 for teenage Lyle thinking the word “Hecka” is cool.

    • @elliottevans2312
      @elliottevans2312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hecka is twice the word heckin will ever be

  • @dryve4427
    @dryve4427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Harlequin syndrome is the scariest shit I've ever seen, they look like fall out characters. Or hollows from dark souls.

    • @ryanhelmbold2288
      @ryanhelmbold2288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Harley quinn? You mean harlequin syndrome?

    • @dryve4427
      @dryve4427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ryanhelmbold2288 that's what I said

    • @ryanhelmbold2288
      @ryanhelmbold2288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dryve4427 you know, your post says (edited) so we know you said harley quinn. Nothing wrong with mispelling it, its a weird word afterall

    • @dryve4427
      @dryve4427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ryanhelmbold2288 idk what you're talking about 🙄

    • @saltedraisins7098
      @saltedraisins7098 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryanhelmbold2288 nah I believe bap

  • @crisptomato9495
    @crisptomato9495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Guys Big Al exists and he has an album on spotify called Big Al’s Jams. There’s even a screenshot from some sort of news interview where Big Al is wearing his pilot’s hat and getup, and according to the bottom of the screen, his real name is Alan Brymer.
    TL;DR: Lyle’s mentally sane.

  • @RoxtarFreak
    @RoxtarFreak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    SleepyCast is just a series of instances where people yell at Cory for saying things that make no sense

  • @scarfacebug3663
    @scarfacebug3663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Cory’s line of thinking just infuriates me.

    • @malikoniousjoe
      @malikoniousjoe ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I honestly cannot fathom how patient the gang is to deal with him so regularly. It’s funny to listen to him in the absurdist humor sense, but I think in person every single thing he’d say would short circuit my brain coming up with a response. At some point you’d just have to tune him out and sandbag him cause fuck he just cannot communicate half the time

    • @Crispifordthe3rd515
      @Crispifordthe3rd515 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sometimes i feel the same with Chris, especially after...the *clone* incident

  • @SubberCommentator900
    @SubberCommentator900 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I’m not sure if Lyle mellowed out or if I mellowed out…but I remember this being my introduction to him and I thought he sounded like an arrogant jerk…but now he just comes off as a super chill dude.
    Anyone else??

    • @CoxZed
      @CoxZed 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      its hard to see him as an arrogant jerk once you realize he gets talked over the most

    • @thespecialedwards2133
      @thespecialedwards2133 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Neither I think this archetype is just viewed more fondly nowadays. Culture changed ig

  • @Wzkz_YT
    @Wzkz_YT ปีที่แล้ว +8

    so happy these guys are still doing the same thing just shooting the shit on oneyplays now

  • @passivelySCREAMING
    @passivelySCREAMING 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    this be the earliest rendition of the oneyplays

  • @arielwesley5794
    @arielwesley5794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Lyle started by saying he was mad someone was nice enough to tell him they clogged his toilet but then says he shit in someones butter.

  • @FoxSnootz
    @FoxSnootz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Lyle is here and everyone is isising out, this is now the greatest podcast ever.
    Also I heard one of ya don't like puns.
    Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
    I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
    How does Moses make his tea? He brews it.
    I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, then it dawned on me.
    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, I just can't put it down.
    I did a theatrical performance on puns, it was a play on words.
    They told me I had Type-A blood, but that was a Type-O.
    PMS jokes aren't funny, period.
    A bicycle can't stand on it's own because its two tired.
    I didn't like my beard at first, but then it grew on me.
    Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher? she lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils.
    When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
    Broken pencils are just pointless.
    I tried to catch some fog but I mist.
    England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
    I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
    I made a batch of fish eye soup, it should see me through the rest of the week.
    All the toilets at the New York police station were stolen, the police have nothing to go on.
    I got a job at a bakery because he kneaded dough.
    Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
    Velcro's nothing but a ripoff. But don't buy calenders their days are numbered.
    She was only a whiskey maker, but I love her still.
    What's an astronaut's favorite music? Neptunes.
    A hole was found in a nudist camp wall, police are looking into it.
    Two silkworms had a race, they ended up in a tie.
    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
    The midget fortune teller escaped from prison, she's a small medium at large.
    The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
    If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.
    Why'd the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field.
    PS: I'm so sorry

    • @Hjerrick
      @Hjerrick 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      What the fuck man? Where'dya find so many fucking puns?

    • @Hjerrick
      @Hjerrick 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've something similar from the 30's that my gramps gave me years ago. Sadly, it's not english, so it'd be really unfunny for more or less everyone if I started writing them here..

    • @irvingcsaltzburg
      @irvingcsaltzburg 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jovial Bob Stein, is that you?

    • @madelinewoof7544
      @madelinewoof7544 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't care, when I met Corey at MAGfest, after coming all the way from France, he was being such a huge douchebag to me.

    • @calebcisneros7720
      @calebcisneros7720 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Francis Farterburger How so?

  • @orangy57
    @orangy57 8 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    I just looked up Progeria, and I feel like a jerk from laughing at the images.

    • @frogman9721
      @frogman9721 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      you should

    • @adamlester4588
      @adamlester4588 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Not as much as a jerk I feel like for beating off to them

    • @anchorbubba
      @anchorbubba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Honestly its pretty funny

    • @matiaq2629
      @matiaq2629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@anchorbubba There's nothing funny about the tragic collapse of the Progerian Empire

    • @prohikikomo
      @prohikikomo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God damn it I just looked it up too and started laughing I feel horrible

  • @SpecialNeedsMuffin
    @SpecialNeedsMuffin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    They manifested Stands

    • @reddlycrow5839
      @reddlycrow5839 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      +SpooklordNito Big Al Golden Experience

    • @RinInABin
      @RinInABin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Atom Dick Father

    • @saladsnack
      @saladsnack 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's an enemy Stand

    • @Carlos-Mora
      @Carlos-Mora 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      SpooklordNito S T A N D N A M E: B I G D I C K R I C K

    • @impaledmonkiejr1208
      @impaledmonkiejr1208 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Big Al, speed: A

  • @MoaRider
    @MoaRider 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This would have been perfect if Stamper was here. Spazkid being the punching bag and Stamper freaking the fuck out as Lyle dies of laughter.
    Fockin' bootiful.

  • @kendrafoerster9899
    @kendrafoerster9899 8 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    "You don't get taller as you age"
    Psychicpebbles

    • @jareth312
      @jareth312 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Technically speaking beyond the primary developmental years most people slowly start to get shorter. Bones have a chance of shrinking in density and size with time and the discs between the vertebrate in your back will start to dehydrate as well. Even things like the flattening of the arcs of your feet over time can cause you to lose height as you age.
      So I mean he's not wrong but he's not right either

    • @no_misaki
      @no_misaki 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's very obviously implied that he meant after you've stopped growing, but that quotes dank enough to pass lol

    • @RazorusR3X777
      @RazorusR3X777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its only down from here

    • @VoidSinister
      @VoidSinister 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Zach is just a silly gremlin creature who was born 3 foot tall

  • @nullifytheshark2423
    @nullifytheshark2423 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    That cold opening made me want Patrick Warburton to just record himself saying yo mama jokes

    • @superstinkybeans
      @superstinkybeans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NullifytheShark Roi

    • @prohikikomo
      @prohikikomo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know I'm 5 years late, but thats not a Patrick Warburton impression. That's literally what the guy who runs the Yo mama yt channel sounds like.

  • @kantina4765
    @kantina4765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I'm convinced cory watched paranoia agent shortly before this ep

  • @DJ8BitMulletMusic
    @DJ8BitMulletMusic 9 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I can verify Lyle's story. I exist. I'm not really a guardian angel. I just appear and vanish without notice. Don't stop drinking. Not a stalker...I can only see you if you see me. That's how the magic works...the magic of a room full of whiskey. See you at some random time in the MAGfuture.

  • @PatienceKiss
    @PatienceKiss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    When you realize Lyle is putting on an 'adult' voice like a nervous 14 year old in game chat with the big kids.

  • @hunter10123ful
    @hunter10123ful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Cory’s delivery of “he has fetal alcohol syndrome” it’s so fucking perfect

  • @W-a-n-d
    @W-a-n-d ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This is just an episode of oneytalks

  • @SpectralSlugger
    @SpectralSlugger 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    *_SPACE JEWS FROM THE FUTURE, CORY_*

  • @jtshalz376
    @jtshalz376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Uncensored modern oneyplays episode

  • @BuddyC99
    @BuddyC99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I really need a new episode. I miss picturing these idiots at a round table just pointing fingers.

  • @PapaTheJ
    @PapaTheJ 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "He turns into a real BOOOOY!". I really love Cory.

  • @playalots
    @playalots 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Not even five minutes in and Cory starts ranting about random shit. God, I love Cory so much. lol

  • @spootot
    @spootot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Actually if the air was thinner, sound wouldn't travel as well through the air.
    Science.

  • @iwonderhowlongicanmakethis5946
    @iwonderhowlongicanmakethis5946 10 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I have question. Why is Zach's voice so unique? I have nothing but respect and admiration for Zach, but I'm just curious. I understand if this may be a sensitive topic.

    • @Womper1992
      @Womper1992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Deviated Septum

    • @thatguynamedskyy6756
      @thatguynamedskyy6756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      His dad punched him in the nose because of the pranks Zach mentions this episode, so now not only does his head have a bean shape, but his voice is fucked up, because of it, too.

  • @TheWyman55_
    @TheWyman55_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    You could take this audio and add gameplay of sonic for an unofficial oneyplays

  • @layne9027
    @layne9027 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    woah, Lyle knows FamilyJules. that's pretty cool. love his music.

    • @MrHobo175
      @MrHobo175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lyle knows a lot of people, especially in the music cover industry

  • @Deadlyblack
    @Deadlyblack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I just noticed Chris's Lyle impression sounds like Lyle in the early to mid '10s. It's so weird.

    • @brandonparada9564
      @brandonparada9564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know his voice is somehow lower on this podcast

  • @Meech_TK
    @Meech_TK 10 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I once knew a mushroom, he was a fungi.

    • @SquiggedOut
      @SquiggedOut 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Get out.

    • @Meech_TK
      @Meech_TK 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I know a Jewish girl, who Israeli hot.

    • @Meech_TK
      @Meech_TK 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Am I that much of a noose-ance?

    • @OttoPussner
      @OttoPussner 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Brendyn Warner Guys, this vein of puns is offensive. Cut it out.

    • @StrangeDew
      @StrangeDew 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      IAin'tUsingMyFullName Fagets That joke stuck with me like a spore...

  • @TheSyliman
    @TheSyliman 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    These podcasts are an amazing look into the mind of a madman. Namely Corey.

  • @TheyCallMeMrMaybe
    @TheyCallMeMrMaybe 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The most hyped sleepycast since 1947.

  • @Chrundleisme
    @Chrundleisme 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Dude Tacobell when your high or drunk is the best, any other time it's a bad idea

  • @TimeThing-ex9tc
    @TimeThing-ex9tc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Myth-butt-hunters, Little Skatey, "Ready for the Yeti", "The Poop is in the Butter"
    This may be my favorite Sleepycast so far.

  • @ExiledOrphan
    @ExiledOrphan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Cory AND Lyle? I couldn't hear anyone else.

    • @emblepoo3hje3
      @emblepoo3hje3 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There were more people in the podcast? Shit...

  • @ex-posertoons7338
    @ex-posertoons7338 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This makes for great audio while animating XD

  • @xxkrooshxx
    @xxkrooshxx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    has anyone found proof of big al yet ?

    • @yoyhue1678
      @yoyhue1678 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      sam kniffin look up Big Al's Jams, he's legit

    • @internetguy1720
      @internetguy1720 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      wow he is real wtf

    • @GoyBenius_0901
      @GoyBenius_0901 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      DJ 8-bit mullet on yputube is big Al

    • @crisptomato9495
      @crisptomato9495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know I’m 2 years late, but his real name is Alan Brymer.

  • @Jombo1
    @Jombo1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    52:11 gold

    • @jojo60rules
      @jojo60rules 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've listened to it like 8 times, what does he say?

    • @Jombo1
      @Jombo1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "You ever do that prank where you go behind somebody with progeria and pop their heads?"

    • @jojo60rules
      @jojo60rules 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ahahahaha, fucking Zach.
      Thanks man

  • @AndehMX
    @AndehMX 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    at first i thought you'd actually gotten patrick warbuton to open your podcast

  • @Ceshtastic
    @Ceshtastic 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Big Al exists. Look up on google images "Big Al magfest".

    • @nanisore4375
      @nanisore4375 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jesus Fuck!

    • @captaincrazah6155
      @captaincrazah6155 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      oh god

    • @LameRyan
      @LameRyan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i know cesh irl. eat my fucking shorts nerd

  • @greyfishbed8774
    @greyfishbed8774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    that's weird, because there's a guy here in Iowa who started a business called Big Al's barbecue that's spreading around the state now

  • @Camcrazy50
    @Camcrazy50 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    God, Zach's joke about popping Progerian heads got me so good. "LIKE A ZIT!!!"

  • @DanManThePurple
    @DanManThePurple 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I don't think I've related to anything as much as when Chris says "wtf are you talking about" to Cory at 28:44

  • @Tuschi17
    @Tuschi17 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow. That's a pretty damn spot on Pat Warburton impression. This show rocks keep it up (love the more frequent uploading schedule).
    Lyle is fucking awesome. I've been subscribed to his channel for a while but I just recently noticed how much I love that kind of comedy.

  • @KantFromEC
    @KantFromEC 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    YOU GUYS TOOK MY RECOMENDATION! YOU BROUGHT ON LYLE MCHDOUCHEBAG!!! OMG FOR YM NEXT REQUEST DO THIS ALL NAKED!!!
    or just bring on egoraptor or shadman

    • @techpriest3515
      @techpriest3515 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You had a horrible childhood didnt you?

    • @KantFromEC
      @KantFromEC 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Neggative 0 my father didn't touch me

    • @milkybunnies
      @milkybunnies 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Pink Guy I'm sorry to hear that

    • @TheChimpPit
      @TheChimpPit 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ey b0ss!

    • @atjshow
      @atjshow 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      or, you know, they probably have already known him for years and had something worked out months in advance...but yeah, it's you. YOU single-handedly brought us the greatness that is this episode-congratulations, man, great job.

  • @The-Rei-Plush
    @The-Rei-Plush 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    18:42 I don’t know why but Corey’s skatey voice cracked me up

    • @proudtitanicdenier4300
      @proudtitanicdenier4300 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      stakey

    • @The-Rei-Plush
      @The-Rei-Plush 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Proud Titanic Denier fixed it was really late the night I put this comment on here so sorry about my fuck up lol

  • @HadenDA_sort_of
    @HadenDA_sort_of 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Zach’s guardian angel is a little creature, looking up at you, smiling.

  • @jojobizadTRASH
    @jojobizadTRASH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When did Lyle's voice change? It shifted up by a few pitches

  • @billyboi2169
    @billyboi2169 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    52:10 Cory's laugh makes me happy

  • @elgavgav
    @elgavgav 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Big Al sounds like a real chill dude to hang out with if he's helping out alcoholics

  • @sonicboomman
    @sonicboomman 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Little Skatey deserves at least one animation dedicated to him now. Seriously.

  • @HitoriVEGA
    @HitoriVEGA 10 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Get Andy from Internet Box on, he'll share his shit portfolio with you.

    • @QtipYT
      @QtipYT 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They should get that one guy. What's his name? Vega Voverth? Yeah, he'd be a pretty cool guest....

    • @gamemaster2311
      @gamemaster2311 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why are you everywhere?

    • @QtipYT
      @QtipYT 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bruh....

    • @QtipYT
      @QtipYT 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** is that a threat?

    • @GrilledChickenTV
      @GrilledChickenTV 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They better get that red faced fuck on sleepy cast.

  • @AllTheOthers
    @AllTheOthers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You guys got me into podcasts. Thanks a ton!

  • @Fl4m3S0ldi3r
    @Fl4m3S0ldi3r 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    LITTLE SKATEY NEEDS TO BE A CARTOON OR LIVE ACTION PROJECT FROM YOU GUYS. I'M BEGGING YOU. (Little Skatey: Guardian Autz Angel) Voiced by Zach, dear god.

  • @jordanbonn8458
    @jordanbonn8458 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1st half hour is pure comedy gold

  • @Gwennerini
    @Gwennerini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    STAND USER: LYLE "McDOUCHEBAG" RATH
    STAND NAME: [BIG AL]
    Big Al manifests as a middle-aged overweight man. He has the ability to phase in and out of reality at will and to manipulate the memories of a target. BIG AL is able to warn the user of nearby dangers with shocking accuracy. In moments of extreme danger or stress BIG AL has the ability to take control of the users body in order to steer the user away from danger. He also has the ability to summon a business card which he can give to whomever he chooses. This card works as an I.O.U of sorts, allowing the holder of the card to summon BIG AL once (with exception of the stand user). This means the stand is temporarily transferable if the user wills it.

  • @clonesharpshooter101
    @clonesharpshooter101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That Patrick Warburton impression in the beginning was spot on.

  • @culture4519
    @culture4519 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Corey must have said Lyle at least fifty times

  • @sadpuppies1423
    @sadpuppies1423 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    cory screaming and arguing gives me life.

  • @Greasyheels
    @Greasyheels 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I gotta say Lyle and Zach make a sexy I mean great comedy team.

    • @poutybrat4533
      @poutybrat4533 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Freezie Pop boy are you in for a treat with Oneyplays as the two are common guests

    • @joecool2721
      @joecool2721 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now they are regulars on Oneyplays ! Sleepycast lives on

  • @GoyBenius_0901
    @GoyBenius_0901 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Coming back to this after finding out about Spirit Science immediately turned Lyles "space jews from the future" bit from the most unfunny "lolsorandom" shit ever to an actual stroke of genius.

  • @turkeysamwich00
    @turkeysamwich00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    god I still fuckin love the line "when you die, your ASS leaves your body"

  • @warriorsmithery
    @warriorsmithery 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love falling asleep to the soothing sounds of a group of screaming animators. Is good.

  • @LemmingMartyr
    @LemmingMartyr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "I love Bill Nye"
    Boy that statement hasn't aged well.

    • @Vihilsta
      @Vihilsta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why? Do people not like Bill Nye anymore? I haven't seen what he's been doing since Bill Nye the science guy.

    • @zackcleveland1348
      @zackcleveland1348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Vihilsta the reason for some, is a show on Netflix, I do t remember the name.
      He said gender is a spectrum. Going back on what he said in a older video where he stated there are two genders.
      The idea is gender politics.

    • @goodiebb
      @goodiebb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fuck that, I still love Bill Nye

    • @beiwubsnsod7378
      @beiwubsnsod7378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Vihilsta he became an insuffurable agenda pushing media drone who uses his 15 minutes of fame to make himself more credible than he actually is

  • @WeavesterUnderscore
    @WeavesterUnderscore 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Probably my favorite episode.