with the whole “if boys bully you they like you” thing, last year i used to walk home with this guy and we were really aggressive with each other, i tried pushing him into the rocks as usual but at one point he almost pushed me into the very active road and i yelled at him, i went home, told my mom and she said “he probably did it because he likes you” and i know it sounds stupid, but now guess who figured out she pity likes people who are rumored to like her, me. its because my mom said that and im still mad about it because i haven’t gotten over him yet.
Holy shit, same, may not be while it was live but my tv wasn't working so I had to use my phone so instead of that shitty netflix show I sleep to I had to use a kwote stream on loop
I used to have an addiction to flavored chapstick. And not just like constantly putting it on my mouth, I mean eating it. At its peak I went through like 12 chapsticks a day I realized how bad it was when my friend threw away the chapstick I was working on and legitimately got upset at them and cried 😂😂 I blame it starting from those Yarnell Chapsticks that were shaped like the ice cream pints DKDNDJDJD
this stream was a fucking roller coaster. i was decorating my room to this and the stories just kept getting worse and worse, and kwite was getting tired and losing faith, therefore i was getting tired and losing faith. i got most of my room done and the best fucking bed making talent, the edges are so crisp. what am i actually talking about.
I met my best friend in ninth grade because she moved here(jr high where I am, and we where in the same class) and I have a giant backpack and I’m comically short so it looks super goofy. It also makes it really hard for me to take it on and off. The first time we met was me accidentally knocking her over with my backpack because I had to put it in my locker 😭 I completely forgot about it but she brought it up the other day and I still feel awful
This was my very first Kwite stream and wow apparently he made an incredible first impression bc I just kept coming back after this. I also like fell in love with eret who we raided at the end of this stream. I fell asleep to their chill ass stream and voice. 🥰 point is that I fell in love with two streamers in one night and although this stream was insane, I still think of it fondly.
Kwite actually has the best V-Tuber model out there. People nowadays try to be exotic & have that sex appeal, but dang... The simple style + the eyebrows just do it for me.
I’m so happy I found this cuz my parents won’t let me get twitch (I’m 17 and my parents still won’t let me get it😭) so I’m very grateful for you making this channel
I have a little confession, when i was a kid I used to hang my toys and dolls and cook them alive and imitate their screaming, 😭 my mother was worried because I just kept screaming and saying “HELP AAAA IT HURTS SO MUCH PLEASE STOP” and then feed the “food” to their family members
36:46 It’s kinda weird that I have a friend and her name starts with an E and when I went over for a night or a couple days (I can’t remember) we started to hear something, and we both looked at each other trying not to laugh as we realized what was going on💀
When I was in 6th grade I got into a fist fight with a boy older than me because he kept bullying my autistic brother, I got so mad I cut his eye with my nails. I said that he had attacked me first, and he's still blind to this day.
Jesus. My secret is the fact that I'm an Aroace man who has a mother who wishes for grandchildren from all three of her children. Some of these though....I do not compare.
I would type a confession, but then we have the possibility someone who knows my TH-cam account miraculously watches this video and reads my comment. I CANNOT RISK IT
I’m a be so fr I’ve seen every one of these multiple times because I always watch them when I do dishes, and sometimes the amount of dishes I have to do match up with the length of these streams
In kindergarten I got a bloody nose and being the dumb kid I was I PUT IT ON MY HANDS AND JUST KEPT GOING ON WITH MY DAY. I got my nose blood on some of the kids and the playdough it was to late when my teacher found out what happened...WE HAD TO THROW AWAY HALF OF THE PLAYDOUGHH STASH WHICH IM STILL MAD ABOUT TBH.
Ok listen when I was younger my cousin and I had a week together with my grandparents. And this particular time there were catapilers all over. And she wanted to be a vet at the time and she would call me over from the chalk and say “ hey this one is pregnant!” Then proceed to stab it with a stick and open its belly side and just pour the organs out and she would grab the small intestines and call it a baby. At the time I didn’t know that catapillers lay eggs.the fact that I watched and helped just makes me realize I was a coward
ACE ATTORNEY BACKGROUND MUSIC ACE ATTORNEY BACKGROUND MUSIC THERE IS MUSIC FROM THE SOUNDTRACK OF MY FAVORITE VIDEO GAME SERIES IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE STREAM OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE TH-camRS
Me and 2 of my brothers would shot pomegranate seeds at each other. It was fun. Edit: tldr my mom out a nicotine patch on me when I was a baby. I was as high as a kite.
I raise those book fair kids this: I was a Wolves of the Beyond kid and since I couldn't find the rest of the series, I moved onto Warrior Cats and Guardians of Ga'Hoole
Confession I smoked weed when I was like 4 and got high off my mind also smoked a whole pack of cigarettes that were my friends mom's at a sleepover at 12am-3am watching anime also also smoked weed for 2 years before I got caught and now my mom lets me smoke bc quote "I'd rather have you smoke weed then take depression medication" TL;DR I underage smoke and have an abusive mom 🤷🏻👍
fun fact in the begining when someone in chat says "Kwite 7/8 of your audience is LGBTQ why are we in church" is ironic because its in a catholic church/chapel and in the catholic bible it says to love everyone even gay people because they were made in gods image edit: fyi I'm not catholic or part of any religon I know this because Im in a catholic private school because my mom didnt want me in public school
when i was in 4th grade because i was grounded for a week, i said i wanted to pull a gaslight so i said i wanted to kill my self. because parents are mandatory reporters they told some therapists, i didnt tell my therapist until last year (14 now), and now im stuck with meds and therapy for the rest of my life. its really tame compared to the rest but i still cringe thinking about it, but at least he is getting money from it tho lol.
2:31:00 Poor feller. I get it though. The idea of defenestration is more appealing than the consequences though. Write feelings down, and discuss them with someone. No one is alone in this world.
One time back when my anger issues were bad one of my friends was poking my arm in class, just simple poking, just a little annoying, so I told him to stop but he wouldn't, I was getting irritated so again I told him to stop, he wouldn't so I saw red and immediately tackled him onto the ground, I don't remember the rest because my vision went blurry with anger but my mom said I was slapping the shit out of him and teachers had to pull me off of him as I was screaming about how I was going to kill him After that the school did their best to cut me off from having any contact to other kids because they believed I was a massive danger and it got to the point where my mom pulled me out of school and sent me to a special needs school
2:36:45 PLEASE- Kwite skipping over that hurts my heart as an avid Metal Family fan (It's a Russian show produced on TH-cam but there's also an English dub I recommend you checking out)
Uhh, confession; I know what fabric refresher tastes like, it’s kinda sweet with a mildly bitter after taste. I’m not giving context as to how I got this information because it’s not nearly as funny as the above statement
I’m pretty sure I have seen the two birds with one stone confession on one of nihachu’s reading chat confession’s videos so either this person stole the confession , the one from niki’s video stole it from this video or they both stole it from another source
1:02:18 Trans and Gay, me to... In a Transphobic, yes relatable, but Homophobic no, in my case, my Family is Transphobic, my Big Brother is Gay, and my Family accepts him, their slowly starting to try and accept me, but it's slow... 1:11:27 That is... Really weird... I could not deal with that myself... 1:34:44 I understand and Relate, my Parents denied my Identity and used Autism as an excuse to deny it... I'm a Trans Lesbian {Hopefully starting my Transition this year} I need to soon... Become Dysphoria is really Impacting my Mental Health... It hurts... 1:47:36 I have that fear to, but for me... I just end up losing control, and coming back dizzy and disoriented... I don't want to hurt anyone, it's terrifying... 1:57:32 The poor Rabbits... Don't hurt them... 😭😭😭 *_DON'T HURT THE BUNNIES !!_* 🐰 2:16:37 No that's not weird, I relate, I like Endermen to, and I think the sounds they make are soooooooooooo cute~ 2:17:42 Whoever started that myth of Gum Digesting takes about 7 years... Whoever that was... They _f u c k i n g_ suck... 2:17:54 I feel that to... Being out in Public, and think anyone will just Hurt you... I feel that... Be it Hurting, Mocking, Beating, or even _R a p e__ none of it has happened to me, but all the time in Public... I fear all that happening... 2:34:12 I understand and feel that... I'd cry If I threw something and apologise to whatever it is I threw... Stuff comfort me
40:21 THEY LITERALLY JUST TYPED THE PLOT OF OMORI
NOOOOO SPOILERS
BRO FR IM CRYING 😭😭😭😭
I feel so bad for people who got spoiled about the plot of Omori unintentionally.
Bo en: my time
@@ToyFreddyGaming1987 I think it's funny
Kwite is becoming my new comfort youtuber so I've been falling asleep to these streams
Bro me too!!
im not to that point yet sadly
:|
@@briellewilkes1323"sadly"? erm, i don't think one would fall asleep to a confession vid man.
@@Ace-UY i dont even remember typing this
with the whole “if boys bully you they like you” thing, last year i used to walk home with this guy and we were really aggressive with each other, i tried pushing him into the rocks as usual but at one point he almost pushed me into the very active road and i yelled at him, i went home, told my mom and she said “he probably did it because he likes you” and i know it sounds stupid, but now guess who figured out she pity likes people who are rumored to like her, me. its because my mom said that and im still mad about it because i haven’t gotten over him yet.
god damn
I SLEPT THROUGH THIS STREAM I HATE IT HERE
Holy shit, same, may not be while it was live but my tv wasn't working so I had to use my phone so instead of that shitty netflix show I sleep to I had to use a kwote stream on loop
I have nothing to watch the stream on 😢
Loser
Skill issue
SAME
I used to have an addiction to flavored chapstick. And not just like constantly putting it on my mouth, I mean eating it. At its peak I went through like 12 chapsticks a day
I realized how bad it was when my friend threw away the chapstick I was working on and legitimately got upset at them and cried 😂😂 I blame it starting from those Yarnell Chapsticks that were shaped like the ice cream pints DKDNDJDJD
I feel you there.
I USED TO DO THAT
I used to do dat too, but I'd take little bits at a time but omg I still get cravings for lipstick to this day
IT'S SO GOOD
Reminds me of a girl in hostel that stole my fanta scented chapstick, ATE IT and HANDED IT BACK TO ME.
feral beast
this stream was a fucking roller coaster. i was decorating my room to this and the stories just kept getting worse and worse, and kwite was getting tired and losing faith, therefore i was getting tired and losing faith. i got most of my room done and the best fucking bed making talent, the edges are so crisp. what am i actually talking about.
once in 3rd grade i stabbed myself with a pencil and screamed during class and it is one of my friend’s most vibrant memories of me
I met my best friend in ninth grade because she moved here(jr high where I am, and we where in the same class) and I have a giant backpack and I’m comically short so it looks super goofy. It also makes it really hard for me to take it on and off. The first time we met was me accidentally knocking her over with my backpack because I had to put it in my locker 😭 I completely forgot about it but she brought it up the other day and I still feel awful
i did that with a skewer once and idk if anyone noticed bc i tried to hide it as much as possible it was on the roof of my mouth
Kwite’s chat is so bi polar. I feel like one half would ruthlessly bully the other half.
that's.... not how bipolar works
@@HyperfixationStationstill funny ngl
@@HyperfixationStation And chat isn't a human, dipshort.
@@DRcorban not my point lol
@@HyperfixationStationwhat is your point
just wanted to say i appreciate how the traumadumps & heavier topics were handled in this stream
For the person who framed their little brother for wetting the bed, did they never check if his pants was wet and had him take a bath/shower?
like kwite said: 'do these parens seriously just believe the first person they ask?'
SOMEONE LEGIT POSTED THE BACKSTORY TO OMORI
LOL WHAT
Thank you for the observation butterbean6538
Watching these videos makes me feel better about my own sins, it's therapeutic really
This was my very first Kwite stream and wow apparently he made an incredible first impression bc I just kept coming back after this. I also like fell in love with eret who we raided at the end of this stream. I fell asleep to their chill ass stream and voice. 🥰 point is that I fell in love with two streamers in one night and although this stream was insane, I still think of it fondly.
Kwite actually has the best V-Tuber model out there. People nowadays try to be exotic & have that sex appeal, but dang... The simple style + the eyebrows just do it for me.
40:21 as soon as I heard violin and sister playing piano I knew😭
I’m so happy I found this cuz my parents won’t let me get twitch (I’m 17 and my parents still won’t let me get it😭) so I’m very grateful for you making this channel
Yikes dude im sorry overprotective parents suck
I hope you get to do stuff when you turn 18
@@soupy55 FR THEIR AWFUL.
And thx, I’m excited for when I actually get to do things
I thought I could listen to this on the background but the amount of shock and genuine disgust just kept me paralyezed
49:26 THATS MY CONFESSION HELP
CRYING
did he say sorry....
@@mosslover1600 no actually lol
THAT'S CRAZY CAUSE I'VE SAID VERY SIMILAR THINGS TO CRUSHES I'VE HAD IN THE PAST
@@WabbyWaffleBhoi OMG WE R TWINS !!!! HIGH FIVE
I have a little confession, when i was a kid I used to hang my toys and dolls and cook them alive and imitate their screaming, 😭 my mother was worried because I just kept screaming and saying “HELP AAAA IT HURTS SO MUCH PLEASE STOP” and then feed the “food” to their family members
Thanks so much btw for the vods man. I Hella appreciate the timestamps as well. Makes remembering where I'm at so much easier.
36:46 It’s kinda weird that I have a friend and her name starts with an E and when I went over for a night or a couple days (I can’t remember) we started to hear something, and we both looked at each other trying not to laugh as we realized what was going on💀
When I was in 6th grade I got into a fist fight with a boy older than me because he kept bullying my autistic brother, I got so mad I cut his eye with my nails. I said that he had attacked me first, and he's still blind to this day.
He deserved it tbh
@@soupy55 so true
LFMAOAGSJAHAHAAHAGHAHAHAHAH
okay based
the amount of gay transmasc/transmale fans that Kwite has is unreal. i'm one of them.
SAME FR!!
Real and same
Transfem here, but oh my gosh I noticed all the trans folk, what's up with that?😭
@@Skadillie we're everywhere, all the cis people are outside doing boring outside stuff, we're playing Mario kart and watching Kwite streams
i feel called out
It’s current,y
*checks among usclock*
1:58 am
I am sleep deprived and im rewatching this for the 28th time
@@Kwute why *wouldnt* I have an among us clock
Seems like a very normal thing for a very normal human, such as me
Jesus. My secret is the fact that I'm an Aroace man who has a mother who wishes for grandchildren from all three of her children.
Some of these though....I do not compare.
I miss these.
Oh what?! A fanmade Kwite channel with Twitch vods?! *Subbed Instantly*
@@Kwute wait this is fan made??? I thought it was his legit vods channel
@@Kwute oh damn cool keep up the good work then man
51:45 the moment i saw the words "USB stick" i KNEW
40:37 GOODBYE WHAT IS THIS
OMORI
JUST
OMORI???? WHAT HELP IM GIGGLING
Why this so underrated?- 🤔
@@Red_Devil_Stew I noticed a while ago it’s not it was just on twitch - also how many catholic schools have you burn down? 🤔
the gangs all here. kwite, kwote, and kwute. its like that spiderman meme
wha- i didn't knew this channel existed
damn
FINISHED AN *ALMOST* MONTH-LATE ART PROJECT LISTENING TO THIS!!!💀👍🏻
😅99 o.o l?q?q???quote
I'm not sure if this is my favorite or least favorite vod
STRAIGHT UP TYPED THE OMORI PLOT
bro was SUFFERING through this holy
40:19 THATS OMORI BRO
31:10 Jesus Christ I haven't heard of the cheese touch in over a decade how dare you bring back that memory
at least the dog had a good snack
I'll never be the same after this stream ends, wtf is this world
I want to kiss the person who made the OMORI submission on the lips
Green boi ^-^
I promise you can just say ‘boy’
@@lordbumblebee4971 literally no one cares? -_-
@@raetemple9167 🗜🗜🗜🗜🗜🗜🗜
I would type a confession, but then we have the possibility someone who knows my TH-cam account miraculously watches this video and reads my comment.
I CANNOT RISK IT
Make a burner account.
The fact that, in the face of absolute depravity, he just ducking SMOLED A PACK AND MOVED ON-
I’m a be so fr I’ve seen every one of these multiple times because I always watch them when I do dishes, and sometimes the amount of dishes I have to do match up with the length of these streams
2:32:58 I feel so bad for him.
(As a bisexual, I do not exist.)
my dog eats birds and doesnt care if i dont want them too
In kindergarten I got a bloody nose and being the dumb kid I was I PUT IT ON MY HANDS AND JUST KEPT GOING ON WITH MY DAY. I got my nose blood on some of the kids and the playdough it was to late when my teacher found out what happened...WE HAD TO THROW AWAY HALF OF THE PLAYDOUGHH STASH WHICH IM STILL MAD ABOUT TBH.
Ok listen when I was younger my cousin and I had a week together with my grandparents. And this particular time there were catapilers all over. And she wanted to be a vet at the time and she would call me over from the chalk and say “ hey this one is pregnant!” Then proceed to stab it with a stick and open its belly side and just pour the organs out and she would grab the small intestines and call it a baby. At the time I didn’t know that catapillers lay eggs.the fact that I watched and helped just makes me realize I was a coward
ACE ATTORNEY BACKGROUND MUSIC ACE ATTORNEY BACKGROUND MUSIC THERE IS MUSIC FROM THE SOUNDTRACK OF MY FAVORITE VIDEO GAME SERIES IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE STREAM OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE TH-camRS
*Kwite Fart Time Stamps*
1:58:48
2:14:52
Stop
@@morrezra I commented this solely to get on some sort of cursed comments thread, don't worry
You gotta love how kwite liked this
@@wizardgod4325 I do
@@Culo_Sniffin_Cheezit same here
Just like what sundowner said.
Kids are Cruel Kwite
Me and 2 of my brothers would shot pomegranate seeds at each other. It was fun.
Edit: tldr my mom out a nicotine patch on me when I was a baby. I was as high as a kite.
I feel like Kwite is slowly turning into an alcoholic because of these
I raise those book fair kids this: I was a Wolves of the Beyond kid and since I couldn't find the rest of the series, I moved onto Warrior Cats and Guardians of Ga'Hoole
Confession I smoked weed when I was like 4 and got high off my mind also smoked a whole pack of cigarettes that were my friends mom's at a sleepover at 12am-3am watching anime also also smoked weed for 2 years before I got caught and now my mom lets me smoke bc quote "I'd rather have you smoke weed then take depression medication" TL;DR I underage smoke and have an abusive mom 🤷🏻👍
fun fact in the begining when someone in chat says "Kwite 7/8 of your audience is LGBTQ why are we in church" is ironic because its in a catholic church/chapel and in the catholic bible it says to love everyone even gay people because they were made in gods image
edit: fyi I'm not catholic or part of any religon I know this because Im in a catholic private school because my mom didnt want me in public school
One of these days, Kwite is gonna do one of these streams and quit forever
when i was in 4th grade because i was grounded for a week, i said i wanted to pull a gaslight so i said i wanted to kill my self. because parents are mandatory reporters they told some therapists, i didnt tell my therapist until last year (14 now), and now im stuck with meds and therapy for the rest of my life. its really tame compared to the rest but i still cringe thinking about it, but at least he is getting money from it tho lol.
2:22:17 kwite's most comprehensive sentence
I hope the person who was being sexually abused by their grandmother is doing ok now, i unfortunately understand the feeling
2:31:00 Poor feller. I get it though. The idea of defenestration is more appealing than the consequences though. Write feelings down, and discuss them with someone. No one is alone in this world.
One time back when my anger issues were bad one of my friends was poking my arm in class, just simple poking, just a little annoying, so I told him to stop but he wouldn't, I was getting irritated so again I told him to stop, he wouldn't so I saw red and immediately tackled him onto the ground, I don't remember the rest because my vision went blurry with anger but my mom said I was slapping the shit out of him and teachers had to pull me off of him as I was screaming about how I was going to kill him
After that the school did their best to cut me off from having any contact to other kids because they believed I was a massive danger and it got to the point where my mom pulled me out of school and sent me to a special needs school
I heard him say pasta
I have been summoned
2:36:45 PLEASE- Kwite skipping over that hurts my heart as an avid Metal Family fan (It's a Russian show produced on TH-cam but there's also an English dub I recommend you checking out)
the moral of this stream: stream chat is full of murdurers and weird fetishers
40:40 isnt this literally the plot to omori???
47:50 I knew exactly what was coming
these are usually funny but watching you start to invert your mental processing for this stream makes me have anxiety and tbh feel bad
bro i save my teeth ;-;
got a collection
about 7 in there, the rest were lost by mom when i believed in the tooth fairy
Where My OMORI fans at?? I came here for Kwite only to see my favorite game
This is a hilarious way to be spoiled about omori
Unholy Confessions?
It is a good song though
Uhh, confession; I know what fabric refresher tastes like, it’s kinda sweet with a mildly bitter after taste. I’m not giving context as to how I got this information because it’s not nearly as funny as the above statement
I’m pretty sure I have seen the two birds with one stone confession on one of nihachu’s reading chat confession’s videos so either this person stole the confession , the one from niki’s video stole it from this video or they both stole it from another source
1:37:30 I think that’s a copy pasta. It’s from a subreddit called am I the a$$hole
unholy confessions?
I wish I could be the one
the one who won't care at all
58:18 Kwite turns into a 50y/o man.
2:41:30 HAD ME CRYING IDK WHY ITS SO FUNNY
OMORI SPOILERS
39:51 THIS IS JUST OMORI LMAOO
1:26:39 my name is also in that song lol
1:02:18
Trans and Gay, me to... In a Transphobic, yes relatable, but Homophobic no, in my case, my Family is Transphobic, my Big Brother is Gay, and my Family accepts him, their slowly starting to try and accept me, but it's slow...
1:11:27
That is... Really weird... I could not deal with that myself...
1:34:44
I understand and Relate, my Parents denied my Identity and used Autism as an excuse to deny it... I'm a Trans Lesbian {Hopefully starting my Transition this year} I need to soon... Become Dysphoria is really Impacting my Mental Health... It hurts...
1:47:36
I have that fear to, but for me... I just end up losing control, and coming back dizzy and disoriented... I don't want to hurt anyone, it's terrifying...
1:57:32
The poor Rabbits... Don't hurt them... 😭😭😭 *_DON'T HURT THE BUNNIES !!_* 🐰
2:16:37
No that's not weird, I relate, I like Endermen to, and I think the sounds they make are soooooooooooo cute~
2:17:42
Whoever started that myth of Gum Digesting takes about 7 years... Whoever that was...
They _f u c k i n g_ suck...
2:17:54
I feel that to... Being out in Public, and think anyone will just Hurt you... I feel that... Be it Hurting, Mocking, Beating, or even _R a p e__ none of it has happened to me, but all the time in Public... I fear all that happening...
2:34:12
I understand and feel that... I'd cry If I threw something and apologise to whatever it is I threw... Stuff comfort me
I don’t have much to add but I hope your transition goes well!
1:30:00 No reason.
Im new what is the microwave cat
that Kanye joke aged poorly.
just came here after being bullied in the discord chat how yall doin
honestly, Kwite and Chat don't really have an excuse to harp on about what isn't / is good after seeing the shit they confess to
34:43 Virginia? 🤔
1:40:34 thanks for skipping confessions like this idk how the people writing them can think it’s funny they’re honestly so triggering for me
2:06:48 is horrrid
1:54:00
OH MY FUCKING GOD EW WTF WTF WTF
1:48:24 bro what the fuck
I punched a girl in the throat because she was bullying my little brother and everyone got mad as i am a guy.
@@Kwute Yeah but they told me directly it was because i was male and punched a female.
atleast it wasnt a spoiler for a good game
Dude Typed the omori plot-
@@D3arD8ughter yeah and omori is a shit game
Based ⁉️⁉️⁉️
@@randomdude9630 omoris a good game wym 😞😞
@@ashtraypup the generic indie earthbound inspired RPG that is actually an allegory for depression
1:54:08 my parents used to do that all the time while I was in bed with them 😕