I love how Albert has three phases: The first phase: he is calm and will play the game normally. Phase two: he will search for guns or anything that can hurt his enemies. And if none of those phases works, then Phase three: he will spend a thousand or more robux just to buy admin or a nuclear bomb just to get revenge
@the man in the box if he's dead then how did he upload this hmmmm? go on im waiting oh right your a bot and probably a 12 year old or a 47 year old using a throwaway account so you can get money, how about you go outside and stop drinking monster energy in your mom's basement and get a job you high school dropout and i bet you have a neck beard too, so get out, this probably isn't even your account you probably stole it from someone
It was the flag of the Soviet Union, however China did create their flag based on the flag of the USSR. China did not have good relations with the USSR however, and they even fought a small "war" in Manchuria. I believe they only started having good relations with the USSR when Mao died, however due to their many disputes in the past, their relationship remained rocky. The USSR collapsed on December 25th, 1991, with Kazakhstan being the last SSR to leave, therefore making Kazakhstan the true successor to the USSR.
I played this yesterday and was so confused how it went from 100 players to 1.4K and then I see this video, thanks for making this game more popular, it was so criminally underrated.
Admin Idea: “Their Own Dream” Try to find a player that is having trouble. Manipulate their mind and make people compliment them by talking or control the person that is complimenting. Make sure only positive things go on in their life. Make them rich and wealthy then you remove their in game money. Then tp them to a bed and everything is normal. And they think it was a dream
Idea: In island life take some noob's house into the air (with the people in the house) and slowly rotate the house so that you can watch all the disgusting noobs try to fight against gravity. If you want, you can make an invisible box, and once the noobs respawn, bring their house and the noobs to the box and unanchor the house in front of everybody.
東方永夜抄 ～ Imperishable Night (romanized: Touhou Eiyashou, meaning Eternal Night Vignette from the East) is the eighth official game of the Touhou series. It is the third to be released specifically for the Windows OS. The game takes place in the mystic oriental land of Gensokyo. Someone has replaced the real moon with a fake moon that can never become full. Playing as one of 4 human/youkai teams, you must battle your way through 6 difficult stages in search of the full moon and face the one responsible for its disappearance. Imperishable Night features a total of eight playable characters, in pre-set pairs (and later, individually). The pairs work in tandem: one person fires when unfocused, while the other pops in and fires when focused, with a reduction in movement speed. The two attacks can be drastically different. The individual characters do not have an attack change when focused, with the exception of Remilia. Quite a few smaller details are unique to this game, including Last Spells - for an enemy, a Last Spell is a bonus Spell Card which the player can tackle without fear of losing lives/bombs. On the player side, Last Spells are secondary "bomb" Spell Cards, which last longer/do much more damage at the expense of two bomb stocks. There is a gauge which tracks how human/youkai (normal/focused) you are, as well as a new "Time" system, which affects gameplay. It's the eve of the Harvest Moon Festival in Gensokyo when youkai sense that something is wrong with the moon. It appears that the moon has been replaced by a fake one. Someone must freeze time and find the real moon to ensure a full moon on the night of the festival. A human and youkai team set off along a forest path to investigate. Along the way, they encounter a firefly (Wriggle Nightbug) and a night sparrow (Mystia Lorelei), who are quickly defeated. Next, they meet a half-beast (Keine Kamishirasawa) who is protecting a Human Village from youkai. She mistakes the team for enemies and attacks them. After the team defeats her, Keine indicates that the person who switched the moons is in the bamboo forest. In the bamboo forest, they encounter a character (either Reimu or Marisa) who demands to know why the team has been freezing time and causing an imperishable night. Finally the team reaches the mansion of the perpetrator. But once inside, they find that the mansion is guarded by a pair of rabbits (Tewi and Reisen). The rabbits are defeated, but not before disorienting the team. Confused, the team must choose which path to take (one leads to the real moon and the other leads to the fake moon). After choosing the wrong path, they were able to meet a town pharmacist named Eirin. Eirin had attempted to seal the passage between the Moon and Earth. After picking the right path, they are able to meet the perpetrator of this mischievous scheme, Kaguya. Kaguya is a moon princess in hiding who has taken the real moon in order to sever the link between the earth and the moon. The team restores the real moon and Kaguya challenges them to face the "5 impossible requests." Having completed the 5 impossible requests, the team is given another challenge by Kaguya: assassinate her rival, Mokou. With the full moon in place, all the enemies become much stronger and Keine becomes a hakutaku. Nevertheless the team prevails, proving that the player controlling them is indeed skillful and probably hopelessly addicted to Touhou games.
ive been following you since i was like 12 and now I'm an adult in college, being able to finally have enough money to buy your merch and still enjoying watching you every day means so much to me, I'm so excited to get my merch
Admin Request: Become a floating hat and make it big and trap people in it and the noobs fight to death with swords. If they both die make a backup obby so they will do it as a tie breaker
When I look at a Flamingo video from a few days ago, I see tons of people talking about bots, but no actual bits. When I’m early, I see what they mean.
@@evanstudios69 gen z has a sense of humor were 90 percent of the time you could walk up to a gen z and say 3 completely random words that don't correlate at all and they would laugh like crazy
@Patrick39 why do you exist, for you are gods creation that went downhill You say time consuming things angering the community expecting Feedback specifically, our feedback.
MERCH IS OUT NOW GO GET HERE!!!
flimflam.shop/
AMAZING
10s ago
Ring Ring
EE
Ok
yahoo
Goofy ahh bots
i both genuinely and confidently believe that when albert gets hurt irl he screams "YEEEOUCH" at the top of his lungs without a second thought
*(Breaks Neck)*
*_YYEEOUCH!_*
I DO AND MY FRIENDS ARE LIKE: wth are you okay.
Bros a bot
congratulations! you passed
I do that
I love how Albert has three phases:
The first phase: he is calm and will play the game normally.
Phase two: he will search for guns or anything that can hurt his enemies.
And if none of those phases works, then
Phase three: he will spend a thousand or more robux just to buy admin or a nuclear bomb just to get revenge
And that's why I love albert
@the man in the box You have no editing skills
There's actually a phase four:
Phase four: If there's no game passes, he will mentally destroy everyone via trolling
@the man in the box you have no friends
Ratio + L
"that man has a gun but this is american and we are used to that" - Albert 2022
I read this as he said that
Ratio
@@1311mrsj Ratio
@@fiziiko who taught yall what ratio means like wth
*BOTS ARE JELOUS BECAUSE FLAMINGOS CONTENT IS BETTER😂👌*
I like how Albert’s just screaming his lungs out and I’m just falling asleep to it.
Same here
@the man in the box good for you.
@the man in the box CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT UP AND GO TOUCH GRASS
@the man in the box if he's dead then how did he upload this hmmmm?
go on im waiting
oh right your a bot and probably a 12 year old or a 47 year old using a throwaway account so you can get money, how about you go outside and stop drinking monster energy in your mom's basement and get a job you high school dropout and i bet you have a neck beard too, so get out, this probably isn't even your account you probably stole it from someone
Chaotic mess🫶🏻
I nearly died of laughter when he said “oh this man has a gun but this is America we are used to it” AHAHA
7:30
I like how he said that the red flag was China when it’s actually a communist flag
It call ussr
He probably knew lol
It was the flag of the Soviet Union, however China did create their flag based on the flag of the USSR. China did not have good relations with the USSR however, and they even fought a small "war" in Manchuria. I believe they only started having good relations with the USSR when Mao died, however due to their many disputes in the past, their relationship remained rocky. The USSR collapsed on December 25th, 1991, with Kazakhstan being the last SSR to leave, therefore making Kazakhstan the true successor to the USSR.
5:21 bro accepted her fate as she died 💀
?
I love how the spaghetti man came out of no where and started harassing people by calling them spaghetti
the spaghetti man asks for spaghetti but the cafe doesn’t have it so he decides to kill everyone
IT HAS A GREEN GLOW AND A SOUND WHEN THEY ARE SPAWNING, IT SHOULD NOT BE A SUPRISE
*BOTs ARE JEALOUS BECAUSE FLAMINGO CONTENT IS BETTER!😂👌*
@Patrick39 says the person who has less subscribers than him
@Patrick39 better at being a clown
I played this yesterday and was so confused how it went from 100 players to 1.4K and then I see this video, thanks for making this game more popular, it was so criminally underrated.
Cap🧢
@@Giganigga540 you dont believe players existed?
@@Giganigga540 literally did unless you are talking about the bot above you
@@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel oven
@@Pjs2008 stove
I love how he makes ppl mad sometimes it's funny
Yay 45 likes ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧
Omg, I used to rewatch his old cafe videos, I’m so happy it’s back!
I like how albert just casually ignores who the other people say in the chat 😂
We all think it’s normal I’m pretty sure.
True
Ilr
*BOTS ARE JELOUS BECAUSE FLAMINGOS CONTENT IS BETTER😂👌*
Yeah I was in there
he thought sitting in the manager chair would make him manager like work at a pizza place 😭
*BOTs ARE JEALOUS BECAUSE FLAMINGO CONTENT IS BETTER!!😂👌*
so many bots lol
@the man in the box yeah that's why you have 605 subscribers
@@jordanparker5992
D
@@jordanparker5992 if ur a bot then ur probably one of the most supportive ones ive seen
I want the flimflam socks so bad, they’re so cool lol
I love putting alberts screams as a morning alarm
"he's just sitting there bleeding out" albert says as mike from breaking bad dies. this is familiar, hmmmmmmm
DONT READ MY USERNAME
YELAN??
@@SirenS0ngz_ “Beidou: The Sequel”
Oh god a Yelan fan 😳
@@spectre_robin Kazuha: The Prequel
Holy shit I played this one, it started out normally as we bought lattes and crap when suddenly Pasta men and GORILLAS started coming out of nowhere.
omGGg ur the winner OMG
OMG UR THE WINNER :0
buy dairy products btw
just sayong
especially cheese
I like how I hear those Sussy bloody things at the start and how you are roasting them:)
BRO AT 7:44 WHEN HE SCREAMED, I PUT BOTH MY EARBUDS IN AND IT SCARED ME.
💀💀💀
When he calls us “idiots” that’s when we know he truly appreciates us
*BOTs ARE JEALOUS BECAUSE FLAMINGO CONTENT IS BETTER!!😂👌*
@@Ingridclasperdu you have 11 subs and 1 video, stop the cap
@@Ingridclasperdu you are like 0.1 years old. Stzfu.
@the man in the box facts I subbed to you you make the best content
@the man in the box hell nah.
this entire experience is the reincarnation of the "can i get a waffle? can i PLEASE get a waffle?" vine
Can i please get a waffle
*BOTs ARE JEALOUS BECAUSE FLAMINGO CONTENT IS BETTER!!😂👌*
Last time I watched Albert was in 2018-2019 just came back and this is still going good
“MY GUN ISNT WORKING!”
Albert 2022
0:11
Dancing baby isn’t real it can’t hurt you
Dancing baby: ➡️⬅️↘️⬆️↖️⬅️⬇️⬅️⬅️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬆️↙️↖️➡️⬆️⬆️⬅️➡️⬅️
Damn he got some moves
the thing i love the most about this game, is how strong the managers office’s security is
DONT READ MY USERNAME
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaa
I was in the early testing of it :D
@Patrick39 ooooooooooooooooooooh ooooooooooooooooooooooooook uuuuwuuwuUUWUUWuUWUWUWUWU
*BOTs ARE JEALOUS BECAUSE FLAMINGO CONTENT IS BETTER!😂👌*
2:04 the fact that he said "he just sat there bleeding out" actually happened to the original show.
Idea: Make a waterpark game and once they stay in the waterpark for some time, the waterpark gets creepier and creepier each 10 seconds.
2:04 Unironically, thats how mike died in the series, sitting there bleeding out lol
*BOTs ARE JEALOUS BECAUSE FLAMINGO CONTENT IS BETTER!!😂👌*
@@jordanparker5992 finally a bot I can agree with
Yeah 😭
@@jordanparker5992 true
the guy shooting at 3:10 perfectly lined up his shots with the beat of the song
DONT READ MY USERNAME
I’m the only non bot… and yes it does
@@Grandma_Ednaa I also agree
Admin Idea: “Their Own Dream” Try to find a player that is having trouble. Manipulate their mind and make people compliment them by talking or control the person that is complimenting. Make sure only positive things go on in their life. Make them rich and wealthy then you remove their in game money. Then tp them to a bed and everything is normal. And they think it was a dream
Idea: In island life take some noob's house into the air (with the people in the house) and slowly rotate the house so that you can watch all the disgusting noobs try to fight against gravity. If you want, you can make an invisible box, and once the noobs respawn, bring their house and the noobs to the box and unanchor the house in front of everybody.
6:49 Best Flamingo rage lol
No
*BOTs ARE JEALOUS BECAUSE FLAMINGO CONTENT IS BETTER!!😂👌*
Bro really sounded like ninja for a sec
the Merch promotions are so disturbing yet so funny 💀
true
Yes
Fr
Ratio
I’ve been sick for the past couple days and your videos always cheer me up
2:27 - You had to throw in a Backrooms reference in there; didn't you?! 😂
I love the fact that Albert released every creature in that chaotic server. Really makes the ending of this gameplay so poetic!
DONT READ MY USERNAME
*My content is better than Flamingo!* 🔥😀😃😄😁
L
3:11
The gun shots go perfectly with the background music😂
banger?
Lol
3:06 surprised the building didn't explode
I love how he walked over to the Russian man with the Soviet flag
What song was that though
I will admit, it was funny though.
6:15 the clock in dhmis be like
Mehp
Mehp
Mehp
Mehp
MEHP
MEHP
*MEHP*
*MEHP*
I think his name is Tony
@@xAl3xxZand3rx it is- what do you mean you think-
2:57
Why did a Chinese song play for a Soviet Union flag
Oh no
They Will merge in the future 😳
@ZakOnline your acting as if things don't merge 😳
@@epicpuppyman5562 nah
Red sun in the sky
*I am going insane*
The way Albert went to see the group to hate on it then realized it was the same group that made Thy hood
2:42 NAH BRO 💀
s u s
😭
Oh hell nah and the vine boom sound effects 💀💀💀
@@fugo_ 💀The editor knew what was going on.
@@Max_DingalingPro ikr
6:26 YOOOUCHHH
It feels good to discover a game before Albert 😊
*BOTS ARE JELOUS BECAUSE FLAMINGOS CONTENT IS BETTER😂👌*
2:43 I thought Albert was “family friendly”
1:14 “Wow that man has a gun.” Flamingo welcome to ‘Merica. 😅
2:43 BRO I WAS LAUGHING SO HARDD☠💀
The way albert was flustered and stuttered that time hahahaha
Im cooler then flamingo hes garbage sub to me instead
@@OrthoKarter u have zero subs and flamingo haves over 10mil neither do u have videos
0:30 fun fact: humans are animals and are classified as mammals.
They’re a part of the animalia kingdom which is part of the domain Eukarya
The intro got me laughing like crazy cause those hands we’re jiggling
There should be guns in every cafe game
I agree
4:51
"Why China?"
He says to a Soviet flag
I was looking for this comment
I want the 1 hour speed
American geography moment
@@Zeworkicz sans flag basically
I love how flamingo is turning less kid friendly every video
2:43
Who understood what this man was doin 😳
Karens be like: 4:37
My favorite part... 1:06
The worst part… 1:06
@@Giganigga540 your worse
Flamingo forgot the part where every customer gets shot dead before they enter the store
I love how Albert said “Help, I have a gun!” 💀
I am absolutely flabbergasted that Albert didn't know who mike or walter was
Fr that felt wrong to me
just by looking at the name of this cafe, I know it's filled with people like me
I wish they’d make a hospital version for this, silly if it did.
that was actually mike albert, from the show better call Saul and breaking bad.
That group also made a lot of other games that he’s played, I’m glad they’re making more
yeah the games are good but the fanbase is terrible
7:30 You know he played Roblox work as a pizza place as a kid
I did too, lmao.
東方永夜抄 ～ Imperishable Night (romanized: Touhou Eiyashou, meaning Eternal Night Vignette from the East) is the eighth official game of the Touhou series. It is the third to be released specifically for the Windows OS.
The game takes place in the mystic oriental land of Gensokyo. Someone has replaced the real moon with a fake moon that can never become full. Playing as one of 4 human/youkai teams, you must battle your way through 6 difficult stages in search of the full moon and face the one responsible for its disappearance.
Imperishable Night features a total of eight playable characters, in pre-set pairs (and later, individually). The pairs work in tandem: one person fires when unfocused, while the other pops in and fires when focused, with a reduction in movement speed. The two attacks can be drastically different. The individual characters do not have an attack change when focused, with the exception of Remilia.
Quite a few smaller details are unique to this game, including Last Spells - for an enemy, a Last Spell is a bonus Spell Card which the player can tackle without fear of losing lives/bombs. On the player side, Last Spells are secondary "bomb" Spell Cards, which last longer/do much more damage at the expense of two bomb stocks. There is a gauge which tracks how human/youkai (normal/focused) you are, as well as a new "Time" system, which affects gameplay.
It's the eve of the Harvest Moon Festival in Gensokyo when youkai sense that something is wrong with the moon. It appears that the moon has been replaced by a fake one. Someone must freeze time and find the real moon to ensure a full moon on the night of the festival.
A human and youkai team set off along a forest path to investigate. Along the way, they encounter a firefly (Wriggle Nightbug) and a night sparrow (Mystia Lorelei), who are quickly defeated. Next, they meet a half-beast (Keine Kamishirasawa) who is protecting a Human Village from youkai. She mistakes the team for enemies and attacks them. After the team defeats her, Keine indicates that the person who switched the moons is in the bamboo forest. In the bamboo forest, they encounter a character (either Reimu or Marisa) who demands to know why the team has been freezing time and causing an imperishable night.
Finally the team reaches the mansion of the perpetrator. But once inside, they find that the mansion is guarded by a pair of rabbits (Tewi and Reisen). The rabbits are defeated, but not before disorienting the team. Confused, the team must choose which path to take (one leads to the real moon and the other leads to the fake moon). After choosing the wrong path, they were able to meet a town pharmacist named Eirin. Eirin had attempted to seal the passage between the Moon and Earth. After picking the right path, they are able to meet the perpetrator of this mischievous scheme, Kaguya. Kaguya is a moon princess in hiding who has taken the real moon in order to sever the link between the earth and the moon. The team restores the real moon and Kaguya challenges them to face the "5 impossible requests."
Having completed the 5 impossible requests, the team is given another challenge by Kaguya: assassinate her rival, Mokou. With the full moon in place, all the enemies become much stronger and Keine becomes a hakutaku. Nevertheless the team prevails, proving that the player controlling them is indeed skillful and probably hopelessly addicted to Touhou games.
2:13
Mom: what do you want for dinner?
*Me:*
DOORS
🚪🚪🚪🚪
@@me-lh5ch what the hell does any of that shit mean?
0:11 i really like the dancing baby i thought it was funny
🦟🐜🦗🦟🐜🦟🐜🦟🦟🐜🦟🐞
🐸
6:53 is sending me into orbit 😭
4:18 my god is that reisen reisen udongein inaba
"Stupid idiot cafe?" Finally, a place I can work at!
ive been following you since i was like 12 and now I'm an adult in college, being able to finally have enough money to buy your merch and still enjoying watching you every day means so much to me, I'm so excited to get my merch
DONT READ MY USERNAME
Don't translate😡
ତୁମେ ଅଭିଶାପ ପାଇଛ କାରଣ ତୁମେ ଏହାକୁ ଅନୁବାଦ କରିଛ |ଯଦି ତୁମେ ଅଭିଶାପ ଭାଙ୍ଗିବ ନାହିଁ, ତୁମେ ମରିବ |ଅଭିଶାପକୁ ଭାଙ୍ଗିବାର ଏକମାତ୍ର ଉପାୟ ହେଉଛି ମୋ ଚ୍ୟାନେଲକୁ ସବସ୍କ୍ରାଇବ କରିବା |ବର୍ତ୍ତମାନ ପଞ୍ଜିକରଣ କରନ୍ତୁ.
*My content is better than Flamingo!* 🔥😀😃😄😁
srry for all these bots and i hope u enjoy ur merch!
Glad to see you've aged up and went to college!, I hope you enjoy ur merch and I hope nothing gets in ur way.
I love how Albert completely mixed up the Soviet Union Flag with the Chinese flag and was so confidents abt it being china
Now THIS, THIS is a good game.
Admin Request:
Become a floating hat and make it big and trap people in it and the noobs fight to death with swords. If they both die make a backup obby so they will do it as a tie breaker
bro my WiFi is so shitty rn but I’m still watching albert 💀
"I can't belive this I'm facing the consequences of my actions" (8:13)
I like how Saul and mike were next to eachother
“Lalalala” best part
When I look at a Flamingo video from a few days ago, I see tons of people talking about bots, but no actual bits. When I’m early, I see what they mean.
DONT READ MY USERNAME!
4:28 "OH GOD ITS BÆLL"
Baller
BÆLL
I like how he played a Chinese song for the Soviet union flag LOLL
Funny how this was so nonsense that even waltuh and walter white were in that stupid cafe
2:48 THEE REISEN UDONGEIN INABA THE BNNUY ALSO WHATS WITH ALL OF THE BREAKING BAD
Too much references..
*dies*
Reisen udongein inaba*
@@garcias2039 fixed !
@@KomeijiPoketo what the, a talking pebble??
IKRRR
Flamingo is the definition of gen z humor random as all heck but amazing nonetheless
he really isnt. sure the humor is something only gen z probably finds funny, but not gen z humor at all.
@@evanstudios69 gen z has a sense of humor were 90 percent of the time you could walk up to a gen z and say 3 completely random words that don't correlate at all and they would laugh like crazy
@@BLD-wh1nu true (i know because that is literally me), but that isnt really flamingo.
@@evanstudios69 the point is he has a very random personality and that's what gen z finds funny is randomness
@Patrick39 why do you exist, for you are gods creation that went downhill
You say time consuming things angering the community expecting
Feedback specifically, our feedback.
I can't believe flamingo brought Saul Goodman and Mike Erhmantraut on his video
Finally new flamingo lore, spaghetti man
2:42 dude got caught in 4K 💀
That vine boom caught me off guard 💀
lol
@𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗖𝗞 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗟 who asked you fatherless bot
@Patrick39 i am better then you yet i am a youtuber with 1 sub
@@sallyalzuhairi8591 fr
Always love these kinds of videos from Albert where he just plays random games with weird titles. I find it very entertaining, thanks Albert!
DONT READ MY USERNAME
@Patrick39 stop the 🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢
dude when I played making memes at 3am in ur basement THEN U MADE A VIDEO ON IT and then I saw this game AND THEN U MADE A VIDEO ON IT AGAIN?!
I like how both the editor and Albert thought the soveit flag was china lol
i love when albert plays violent games just like this one
UR MERCH HAS ALWAYS BEEN COOL ALBERTT :D i had to wait for the stickers to be restocked bc i saw ur ig story :-< but i purchased some so yipee :3!!
FLAMINGO PLAY THEY LURK REMEMBER WHEN YOU PLAYED IT LURKS THEY MADE A NEW ONE THEY LURK PLAY IT!
Mike did sit there and bled out
A calming game is able to turn to heck when flamingo plays-
DONT READ MY USERNAME
calming??
@@bobble-fish oh I was meant to say normal lol
I LOST IT JUST WHEN THE VIDEO STARTED, FR ALBERT YOU'RE HILARIOUS.
no hes not
seeing this, it would be really entertaining to see flamingo play Generic Roleplay Gaem.
Make a store. Name store. Hair shop and cut the people hair and sell it