The fact that “Chazz” was the best choice of them who had a birthday party themed “boobs” and has been an upcoming soundcloud rapper for 10 years really says something
Lol thats the reason why > stopped hanging out with my sister, all her freinds had crushes on me, had do stop doing sports with her just got awkward on rides home. Even worse when we got back in touch I'm in my very early 30s and her feiends are all college age. Had to be like "we will bave a family bday party" after your party for friends lol
I was the youngest counselor at a camp a while back, so all the girls decided to confide in me how they had a crush on all of the worst men I've had the displeasure of being around.
This gives me flashbacks from being at the mall with my friend when I was 12 and walking up to a 16/17 yr old and asking for his number and after a few moments of awkward silence, his friend chimed in “he has a gf” I kept thinking, “is it bc I’m ugly????”. No it’s bc I was 12 and he probably was trying to figure out a way to not be mean to a 12 yr old asking him out. 🥴
I was on the other end of this. When I was 17, I was talking to a girl in my school and her cousin that was visiting. Her cousin liked me I guess, and the girl from my school gave her my number. We send a couple texts and I find out that she was 13. I immediately ghosted. I should have been more mature and told her that she’s too young for me, but I wasn’t that wise at the time. A couple days later, the girl in my school asks me why I stopped texting her cousin. Because Melissa, I’m not a pedophile
When I was 17, this boy at the bus stop who could easily have been 12 asked me for my snap. I said 'no thanks' (partly bc I didn't have snapchat) and he said 'you're just really pretty'. My autistic ass had no clue how to respond to this, so I just started blankly at him until he got uncomfortable and walked a short distance away. A few minutes later he came back and started bragging about how good he was at fortnite, and I didn't want to be mean, so I said 'oh, good for you'
"Which is usually not my type, but he's my older camp counselor so it is" 😭💀PLEASE STOP THE TEENAGE FALLING IN LOVE WITH OLDER PEOPLE PHASE IS TOO MUCH, THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL Edit: What I meant is talking about the phase should be illegal because of how true it is😭
@@kitayawolfe1548 doesn't make it right. Its fucked up. Its pedophilia. There's situations where it is illegal. And it should be illegal no matter what. If a relationship happens the adult should be jailed immediately and the kid should be put in therapy
I used to be a camp counselor. Whether or not we have degrees depends on what type of camp you’re going to. If it’s a sleep-away wilderness camp, odds are we probably do. Also, in my experience, the boy campers are far more likely to creep on the women counselors, though they might just be less subtle about it. If any children read this, don’t get your hopes up, we’re trained to keep a professional distance from you and we’re literally never supposed to see you again after camp.
hi, former male counselor here who worked at a sleepaway camp. interesting y’all had degrees I got hired at 16. I had the oldest boys cabin (13-15) because I “looked old enough” according to my camp director. the boys do talk about the female counselors but really only in the cabin, or in my case I was friends with a lot of the girl counselors so they would ask if we were dating/if I had a crush on them. and yeah, if I saw any of my campers outside of camp (I lived in the town the camp was in so a lot of the local kids I knew) I would avoid or keep it at “hi, good to see you, bye!”
Ok so here’s a little ramble vent thing!: I’m a young teenager ig and I’m like a camp counselor at this Girl Scout camp (I thought Girl Scouts was like basic white girl but it’s actually gay asf). In the area I live in there are lots of Girl Scout camping events where this handful of troops are invited to go every time, and I’m in one of those troops. There’s like 20 girls that I see at every event and they’re always like the common denominator ig, and so we all just know each other and are pretty close. We’ve all been camping together many times and have done this specific day camp as counselors a couple times before. Oh and they’re all pretty close in my age range except for a few seniors and a few sixth graders (they’re the youngest). Theres this girl who’s pretty socially awkward I guess (we’ll call her Red idk) and I’m pretty head over heels for her. We’ve done a lot of stuff together but there’s still some awkwardness there because none of us ever talk outside of these Girl Scout events. I wouldn’t say I’m in love with Red because I don’t know her super super well, but I definitely have a huge crush on her. Camp starts Monday and for a couple days now we’ve been doing camp training, and me and Red are paired together for a lot of activities and I’m one of those people who gets really nervous around their crush so I’ve just been making a huge fool out of myself!! I found out last sleep away camp we did that she’s ace and Pan and has a kinda-girlfriend. So good news and bad news. I think me and Red would make good friends, and there’s this other girl too (I feel so bad saying this bc I don’t want it to be like a “player” rebound type thing but whatever) who is in my troop and I think she might possibly maybe (strong on the maybe) like me, and I can see myself liking them back. So maybe there’s still hope for future me lmao. I think I should just put it out there that I’m not too hung up on dating, I think at my age I would never date anyone and might just be in the “talking” stage until I’m older 😭
@@filo4854 love how you're a "young teenager" and get more action than me who is a "kind of older teenager" (17, lol) but so good for you!! Honestly if she hss a gf, then I'm sorry because it hurts but you'll have to move on. If you can see yourself with the other person too, why not talk to them. And the talking stage is pretty nice actually, I like it :)
As a camp counselor, yes crushes are normal. Don’t approach any of us about them if they’re on any counselors. I will gladly give the kids in my cabin advice on crushes on other kids but if it’s on a counselor it just makes everyone uncomfortable
As a part time private tutor (when I'm not studying damn physics) it's always awkward to teach math and physics to teenage girls. Once I had to stop seeing a student because she wouldn't pay attention for days and she'd just be stairing at me in the eyes. Straight up told her mother lol. I'm not gonna be getting money from her when there isnt any work beeing done
A crush on a counselor (at the YMCA, not at camp) is how I realized I am actually attracted to girls. Nothing happened, but it was a very... fascinating internal experience.
I spent a few summers during college managing a ranch themed summer camp, where there was the normal stuff like archery and a lake but their was also horseback riding and whatnot. The number of times that a young girl in the 12-16 range would ask for my phone number while I was in my early twenties was honestly alarming. Since their options were basically me or my 10 guys, they went wild. I remember once I was in a secluded section of the ranch, splitting logs and stumps for firewood with a big ass axe. I'd been at it for an hour, so I'd taken my shirt off because at this point I was soaked in sweat. Imagine my surprise when I saw 3 little teenagers watching my from a fucking bush. I still have no idea how long they were there.
I've found myself as one of the young "relatable" camp counselors, who the older camper girls talk about the other counselors with and while the guys I work with are nice people and fun to be around, I wish the girls could see how they are when they're not working, cause they're not so wholesome and cute then
STOP NO HOW DARE YOU. Not me having flashbacks to being in at the YMCA and having crushes on all five of the counselors. It was the treating the chubby girl like a person for me. It was the actually taking interest in me while I sat in the corner and read for me. It was actually noticing I was missing on a field trip while my dumb butt was reading wattpad on a bench for me.
my brother is a camp counselor and the last time i went to that camp a girl in my cabin told me she “liked him” and i don’t think i’ve ever had an experience that elicited half as much disgust in my whole life.
i remember my youngest friends were so into my brother. i'd literally tell them all the horrible stuff he's done to me and my mom (being mean, or examples of being manipulative, and yelling at us, hitting us, etc.) but they would not care. i remember the crusty guys i was into when i was a kid too, i'm really glad i grew out of it
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This was me in a nutshell. I went to a religious school, and we took a week long field trip to some camp. There was one very attractive camp counselor I had the biggest crush on. Me being a closeted lesbian sadly had no friends to gush over her about lmao
The fact that “Chazz” was the best choice of them who had a birthday party themed “boobs” and has been an upcoming soundcloud rapper for 10 years really says something
ayy but there’s nothing wrong w the last guy. he just has two heads but thats not something he chose 😭
Nothings wrong with the last dude it’s something that happens to twins sometimes
@@32123ABCBA That doesn't mean there isn't something wrong with it
Lol thats the reason why > stopped hanging out with my sister, all her freinds had crushes on me, had do stop doing sports with her just got awkward on rides home. Even worse when we got back in touch I'm in my very early 30s and her feiends are all college age. Had to be like "we will bave a family bday party" after your party for friends lol
“He doesn’t believe in women’s rights.”
“Bad Boy Energy!” I CANT
no... replies??
@@islaizzy not all comments need a reply. Some are just fine to stand on their own.
@@islaizzy Wait… You reply to every comment you like? 😮
@@nobleradical2158 bro? I say 2 words and y’all get mad?
@@islaizzy I'm not mad. I just answered your question.
I was the youngest counselor at a camp a while back, so all the girls decided to confide in me how they had a crush on all of the worst men I've had the displeasure of being around.
I had a similar experience 😂
Please tell me you advised them against even being interested in those men.
@@sarahtheanimetomboy7863 I thought this said disuade them from men and I was gonna agree.
@@sarahtheanimetomboy7863
You really think that works??
Yep that’s women for ya
"We're just two young young young young young girls" and "they are so cool and i know that bc i'm 14 and i just met them" got me lol
This gives me flashbacks from being at the mall with my friend when I was 12 and walking up to a 16/17 yr old and asking for his number and after a few moments of awkward silence, his friend chimed in “he has a gf” I kept thinking, “is it bc I’m ugly????”.
No it’s bc I was 12 and he probably was trying to figure out a way to not be mean to a 12 yr old asking him out. 🥴
Oh yeah! Hahahaha that was sweet of them!
LOL
Lol, at least they tried to be nice about it
I was on the other end of this. When I was 17, I was talking to a girl in my school and her cousin that was visiting. Her cousin liked me I guess, and the girl from my school gave her my number. We send a couple texts and I find out that she was 13. I immediately ghosted. I should have been more mature and told her that she’s too young for me, but I wasn’t that wise at the time.
A couple days later, the girl in my school asks me why I stopped texting her cousin. Because Melissa, I’m not a pedophile
When I was 17, this boy at the bus stop who could easily have been 12 asked me for my snap. I said 'no thanks' (partly bc I didn't have snapchat) and he said 'you're just really pretty'. My autistic ass had no clue how to respond to this, so I just started blankly at him until he got uncomfortable and walked a short distance away. A few minutes later he came back and started bragging about how good he was at fortnite, and I didn't want to be mean, so I said 'oh, good for you'
"He has 2 heads" got me dead
Me too cause he really has three.
SAME
you rhymed
And he was still the best man there
"I heard if you searchin between his skin folds, you can find a ✨disease✨
That line cracked me lol
@@troyDM9330 cracked his skin too
Six months later:
“Hey you remember that counselor you had a crush on-“
“Ewwwww girl idk what I was thinking”
NO BECAUSE THATS ME
Tana mongeau and lana del rey back at it again with the hilarious skits
STOP LMAOO
I didn't realize those were names and I thought I was having a stroke at first omg 💀
@@lemonnugget293 if you dont know who they are, yeah that sentence looked f.cked 🤣
@@sierrarose8727 Haha yeah I have no clue who those people are and my brain had a heart attack...
@@lemonnugget293 tana is a very dramatic TH-camr and Lana del Rey is a singer.
"Which is usually not my type, but he's my older camp counselor so it is" 😭💀PLEASE STOP
THE TEENAGE FALLING IN LOVE WITH OLDER PEOPLE PHASE IS TOO MUCH, THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL
Edit: What I meant is talking about the phase should be illegal because of how true it is😭
Should be??? I'm pretty sure it is 😂
I think you will be happy to find out that it is in fact illegal
This *is* illegal :D
As long as nothing happens between them, it's legal. You're gonna break all the hearts of every teen who's "in love" with Johnny Depp. 😂😂
@@kitayawolfe1548 doesn't make it right. Its fucked up. Its pedophilia. There's situations where it is illegal. And it should be illegal no matter what. If a relationship happens the adult should be jailed immediately and the kid should be put in therapy
"They're so old and cool and I know that because I'm 14 and I just met them" is a universal truth
✨he has TwO heads✨
✨️wOw✨️
I used to be a camp counselor. Whether or not we have degrees depends on what type of camp you’re going to. If it’s a sleep-away wilderness camp, odds are we probably do. Also, in my experience, the boy campers are far more likely to creep on the women counselors, though they might just be less subtle about it. If any children read this, don’t get your hopes up, we’re trained to keep a professional distance from you and we’re literally never supposed to see you again after camp.
hi, former male counselor here who worked at a sleepaway camp. interesting y’all had degrees I got hired at 16. I had the oldest boys cabin (13-15) because I “looked old enough” according to my camp director. the boys do talk about the female counselors but really only in the cabin, or in my case I was friends with a lot of the girl counselors so they would ask if we were dating/if I had a crush on them. and yeah, if I saw any of my campers outside of camp (I lived in the town the camp was in so a lot of the local kids I knew) I would avoid or keep it at “hi, good to see you, bye!”
as a teenager who's never been thru this phase, i feel concerned
No because same lol
I wasn't interested in the opposite sex till I was 19...
See? The kids are ok
It's coming for you.
Same
I think I just figured out why I love all your videos so much. they all go from pretty understandable/relatable situations to absolute chaos.
“he’s so funny bc he is older”
lmfao your line deliveries are so perfect
This was me but- with me random older kids I saw at the baseball park
Edit: MOOOOOOOOM. IM FAMOUS NOW CAN I HAVE A PB&J?
Same
Same
i figured out i was gay at 10 from the crush i had on one of the older girls. pretty ironic it was also a christian camp huh.....
NO BUT SAME- I had a crush on a sixteen year old camp counsellor and now I'm a camp counsellor at the same camp but she doesn't work there anymore 😭
christian summer camp is the og source of gay awakenings
Ok so here’s a little ramble vent thing!:
I’m a young teenager ig and I’m like a camp counselor at this Girl Scout camp (I thought Girl Scouts was like basic white girl but it’s actually gay asf). In the area I live in there are lots of Girl Scout camping events where this handful of troops are invited to go every time, and I’m in one of those troops. There’s like 20 girls that I see at every event and they’re always like the common denominator ig, and so we all just know each other and are pretty close. We’ve all been camping together many times and have done this specific day camp as counselors a couple times before. Oh and they’re all pretty close in my age range except for a few seniors and a few sixth graders (they’re the youngest).
Theres this girl who’s pretty socially awkward I guess (we’ll call her Red idk) and I’m pretty head over heels for her. We’ve done a lot of stuff together but there’s still some awkwardness there because none of us ever talk outside of these Girl Scout events. I wouldn’t say I’m in love with Red because I don’t know her super super well, but I definitely have a huge crush on her. Camp starts Monday and for a couple days now we’ve been doing camp training, and me and Red are paired together for a lot of activities and I’m one of those people who gets really nervous around their crush so I’ve just been making a huge fool out of myself!!
I found out last sleep away camp we did that she’s ace and Pan and has a kinda-girlfriend. So good news and bad news. I think me and Red would make good friends, and there’s this other girl too (I feel so bad saying this bc I don’t want it to be like a “player” rebound type thing but whatever) who is in my troop and I think she might possibly maybe (strong on the maybe) like me, and I can see myself liking them back. So maybe there’s still hope for future me lmao.
I think I should just put it out there that I’m not too hung up on dating, I think at my age I would never date anyone and might just be in the “talking” stage until I’m older 😭
@@filo4854 love how you're a "young teenager" and get more action than me who is a "kind of older teenager" (17, lol) but so good for you!! Honestly if she hss a gf, then I'm sorry because it hurts but you'll have to move on. If you can see yourself with the other person too, why not talk to them. And the talking stage is pretty nice actually, I like it :)
*lesbian
“He has.. ✨two heads✨”
the pause- I CANT..
Their skits always go from mildly relatable to concerning REAL quick... and I love that
“Oh god, I am so haunted I am so haunted”
Had me dying for some reason-
That part and the way she said “he’s so funny because he is older” got me
LUMP CHUTKINS IM DEAD. I'M USING YALL FOR ALL MY NAME REFERENCES IN VIDEOGAMES FROM NOW ON 😂😂😂
Every high school themed Wattpad books be like:
As a camp counselor, yes crushes are normal. Don’t approach any of us about them if they’re on any counselors. I will gladly give the kids in my cabin advice on crushes on other kids but if it’s on a counselor it just makes everyone uncomfortable
i need me a man with a distant and horrored look in his eyes who wont stop muttering "i'm so haunted i'm so haunted i'm so haunted" for real
No one pieces in the swimming pool- it killed me 💀💀💀
Lmao me too💀
As a former camp counselor that had to deal with these types of girls, this is *the most* accurate video ever!
As a part time private tutor (when I'm not studying damn physics) it's always awkward to teach math and physics to teenage girls. Once I had to stop seeing a student because she wouldn't pay attention for days and she'd just be stairing at me in the eyes.
Straight up told her mother lol. I'm not gonna be getting money from her when there isnt any work beeing done
A crush on a counselor (at the YMCA, not at camp) is how I realized I am actually attracted to girls. Nothing happened, but it was a very... fascinating internal experience.
"i just made eye contact with one of lump chuntkin's heads"
"i heard he was a circus mistake"
😭😭😭
I spent a few summers during college managing a ranch themed summer camp, where there was the normal stuff like archery and a lake but their was also horseback riding and whatnot. The number of times that a young girl in the 12-16 range would ask for my phone number while I was in my early twenties was honestly alarming. Since their options were basically me or my 10 guys, they went wild. I remember once I was in a secluded section of the ranch, splitting logs and stumps for firewood with a big ass axe. I'd been at it for an hour, so I'd taken my shirt off because at this point I was soaked in sweat. Imagine my surprise when I saw 3 little teenagers watching my from a fucking bush. I still have no idea how long they were there.
as someone who has been 14 years old can confirm, very true
I feel like all of these start off semi relatable but end up in something out of a mild German horror story
I've found myself as one of the young "relatable" camp counselors, who the older camper girls talk about the other counselors with and while the guys I work with are nice people and fun to be around, I wish the girls could see how they are when they're not working, cause they're not so wholesome and cute then
Here’s the thing. I did have a crush on one of my camp counselors 😭
But I actually got to know him. He was nice and compassionate (and hot)
STOP NO HOW DARE YOU.
Not me having flashbacks to being in at the YMCA and having crushes on all five of the counselors.
It was the treating the chubby girl like a person for me. It was the actually taking interest in me while I sat in the corner and read for me. It was actually noticing I was missing on a field trip while my dumb butt was reading wattpad on a bench for me.
“HAHAHA HES SO FUNNY because he’s older”
I was a camp counselor… did little kids think of me that way????!!
“he doesn’t believe in womens rights ooh bad boy energy” AHSJSK LITERALLY
“He has??? Two heads 😀” fuck xD
my brother is a camp counselor and the last time i went to that camp a girl in my cabin told me she “liked him” and i don’t think i’ve ever had an experience that elicited half as much disgust in my whole life.
"He's been an up and coming SoundCloud rapper for *10 years!* " lmfao 💀💀
God, there was some girls in my camp like this when I was 11. I didn’t realize I was aromantic until later cuz I really didn’t relate to them
Is this what I sound like😭💀💀
I need to be disowned 😃
BRO THIS IS ME TO ANYONE THATS NICE TO ME- ITLL BE LIKE:
“*compliments me*”
My mind: “andjfhsjndhff why do I suddenly love this person---“
I used to be like this but with teachers that were married with two kids
i remember my youngest friends were so into my brother. i'd literally tell them all the horrible stuff he's done to me and my mom (being mean, or examples of being manipulative, and yelling at us, hitting us, etc.) but they would not care. i remember the crusty guys i was into when i was a kid too, i'm really glad i grew out of it
I’m showing this to my daughters when they come of age as a warning
Slaanesh, Khorne, Nurgle, and Tzeentch, in that order.
The DARE shirt is extremely accurate
The nostalgia omg
“he has two heads 😏”
I LITERALLY can’t-
I rowed out accidentally in the practice kayak and I got saved by the hot counselor. Best moment of my young life.
Massive teenager W.
My thing for older ADULT men was deeply rooted from trauma but this,, made me laugh uncontrollably 😭 it’s too accurate
But why do you emphasize that they're adults, what's the alternative, older male children?
@@drowned309 well, teens are older male children, technically
These ladies aren't flying too close to the sun. They're dancing on it.
I heard “no one piece-“ and had to go back three times because my anime brain turned on…
“He has two heads” 🙃
‘He has two heads’ rlly set me off laughing lmfao and the mindless starting
This is the only thing that has made me laugh all day thank you so much 😭😭
Good for Curtain growing up and getting a job and using their full name, much respect.
im ngl, this was me at camp last year.. but they were not creepy old men they were teenage volunteers 💀💀 (15-17 meanwhilr i was 13)
Me when I would look at older kids: DONT NOTICE ME. I DONT WANT TO BEGIN A CONVERSATION INCASE I TALK TO FAST.
"I'm so haunted" 😂😂😂
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are we just…not gonna talk about the kibble bag that borscht was eating from??
god the phase of having a crush on basically any older guy is the worst phase to look back on😭💀
All things aside I love her SpongeBob shirt, that episode has always been my favorite episode
As a former camp counselor, I really hope none of the campers had a crush on me. I only ever worked with kids under 10…
No for real I was 8 and I had a crush on my camp counselors in college 😭
✨hEs So fUnNy bEcAusE hE iS oLdER✨
Damn.. yeah.. crazy how real this is.
I’ll never forget this one guy in his 20s showing off to impress a 14 y/o girl. It was really fucked.
You two don't miss 😂
What kind of camp is this!?
I am concerned
THE D.A.R.E SHIRT 💀💀
This was me in a nutshell. I went to a religious school, and we took a week long field trip to some camp. There was one very attractive camp counselor I had the biggest crush on. Me being a closeted lesbian sadly had no friends to gush over her about lmao
the dare shirt really ties this all together
The spongebob Shirt...I used to have one of those when I was 15 and in my 'crushing every adult man' phase 😅
I love how they slowly get more fucked up
Just the name "Lump Chudkins" comedy gold lol 🤣🤣
“he’s so funny because he is older”
I probably should have realized I was gay when I had crushes on all of my Girl Scout camp counselors lol
Just the enthusiastic “he has, two heads.” Is killing me. She had nothing nice to say about that monstrosity 😂
Btw if your wondering that swimming pool is from something called 4H camp.
The sweet victory shirt is incredible
"He has two Heads"
*More Like three AM I RIGHT-*
I have the same shirt as Sydney omg I just realized
“he has two heads”
I CANT 😂😂
Why is this so accurate? It's so scary lmao. It should be illegal lol
“he has two heads” 🧍♀️
Fortunately because I'm 🌈 my counselor crushes were beautiful and also taught me how to shoot arrows & start fires
I swear I have a crush on this kid in my camp and like I js can’t tell him but he knows lolll
Their videos are so cursed I’m here for it
This is ridiculously accurate
“I heard he was a circus mistake” “he has 2 heads😍”
I had such a big crush on my camp counselor.... And still do.
HE IS SO FINE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
Yo this is actually hilarious lmfao
"if you searched between his folds, you can find a disease" in the most excited tone like it's the coolest thing ever. Made me laugh 10/10
THE LAST ONE I CANT EVEN OMG
Chaz is my dad's name 😭
StOp CrUsHiNg oN mY dAd