Hello from a fellow victim of schlatt, I accidentally asked why we were watching VGHS and he paused the streamer to call me out and ban me (mods unbanned me after a few minutes lmao)
If I was to guess why, it was likely because he wants smaller creators to succeed out of themselves. Like 'if you feel upset by stuff like this, you aren't cut out for being a streamer'. He did the same thing when giving advice to one of his fans asking about how to get into minecraft youtube. Hes likely joking. But also its really impossible to know what he's thinking. It's very parasocial to assume stuff as well. If what I said is true, I don't think his approach or philosophy is right, but that's irrelevant. I think it's just a happier world when you assume that nothing he says or does is real. Its funnier also. That being said, Schlatt beat my mother.
Wait, what if he acted this was because schlaticlaus recognised you were on the naughty list. He's got a job to do after all, those planes- I mean, sleighs can't fly themselves...... into buildings.... I mean homes!
Hey I just found this video and absolutely loved it. I can’t find the website because it says the up doesn’t exists anymore but it’s probably something in my end. But keep up funny content I subbed
I feel like it could be assumed this is the way he would talk to any of his fans, I believe he’s mentioned his distaste for talking to fans a few times before. I loved the video though and hope you get the attention you and your channel deserve.
He might think it's annoying that you're some sort of obsessed fangirl trying to piggy back off of him and his friends to jump-start your TH-cam career.
mika calling you to check in is such a mika thing to do
Mika has been victim number 1 for years!
bro hes such a sweet pure nice guy, what a g
too bad mika is secretly evil...
I love mikasacus!
he cut the whole fight off the podcast too lmao
He ate my uncle
Classic
He mated my uncle.
schlatt is my favourite discomfort youtuber.
All of this is true and real.
this…this changes everything
I trust Larry
Alright this is fr a great way to get publicity. Jschlatt would be proud of the attempt.
i think he would be proud (but he’d yell at me for using his name)
@@MonkeyMadihe’s gonna sue you ngl… (he can drive you out using his immense wealth)
@@MonkeyMadi I dunno about that name part 😬According to him he cares a lot about his privacy so might be good to remove it!
@@AFunkyFella so nowhere in the video is there any name close to his real name! just schlatt. but thanks for trying to white knight him!
@@MonkeyMadiRe-watched it and yeah, you're right, Jared wasn't said anywhere, my bad
why do you look like your schlatts sister
WAIT WHAT IF SHE IS AND THIS IS ALL ONE BIG PUBLICITY STUNT?
@@NoBrainer7 oh its def a publicity stunt
Her pfp looks like Apandah.
Hello from a fellow victim of schlatt, I accidentally asked why we were watching VGHS and he paused the streamer to call me out and ban me (mods unbanned me after a few minutes lmao)
MIka is an angel!! We must protect him at all cost
he ate my cat with his bare hands
he ate my hands with his bare cat!! This cant be a coincidence
@@fallkey4822 its fate
If I was to guess why, it was likely because he wants smaller creators to succeed out of themselves. Like 'if you feel upset by stuff like this, you aren't cut out for being a streamer'. He did the same thing when giving advice to one of his fans asking about how to get into minecraft youtube.
Hes likely joking. But also its really impossible to know what he's thinking. It's very parasocial to assume stuff as well. If what I said is true, I don't think his approach or philosophy is right, but that's irrelevant. I think it's just a happier world when you assume that nothing he says or does is real. Its funnier also.
That being said, Schlatt beat my mother.
brother is YAPPING HONK SHOOOOO
@laaayel I'm a schlatt fan what do you expect? Normal sentences?
I think he's just locked in being a silly guy, a problem most entertainers have sadly
eh, pretty sure he hates everybody especially when he did the thing in 99'.
NEVER MEET YOUR HEROES.
“How does it feel that a Minecraft realm is your biggest break” damn
2:04 average sibling bickering lmao
i haven’t had a single interaction with schlingus yet but this is probably how it’d go
"Leave it to a woman to be mad at some shit that happened over a week ago" 🗿
jschlatt hates women, what else is new
oh mika i love you my sweet baby boy
hes so innocent, how sweet of him to check up on you.
I never expected evil madi from the sleep deprived podcast to be in my youtube recommended
sleep deprived.
Plot twist: Madi and Schlatt are siblings
The Schlungus Situation is Insane
he called me a slu-
which is insane
@@Skillfulljack23 no
R or t??????
How does it feel to live my dream?
MadiDoesGetsHatedBySchlatt
Least traumatic Jschlatt interaction.
This is like when "schlatt" did all those terrible things in 1999
Madi if the teleprompter told you JSchart stole my wife would you read it out loud
Schlatt is such a tsundere
He's so rich, he became Dutch van der Linde from Red Dead Redemption.
Evil Maddie is taking me out this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks
great video! unlike Schlatt, i think you can make it! also shoutout to Mika for checking on you, that's pretty admirable honestly
Wait, what if he acted this was because schlaticlaus recognised you were on the naughty list. He's got a job to do after all, those planes- I mean, sleighs can't fly themselves...... into buildings.... I mean homes!
10/10 gave a few giggles
Don't forget the stuff he did in 99, and what he did to my tribe in 2005
0:10 youve been what now
Am Schlatt. Can confirm, I hate her.
Buh this is actually so funny. Thank you for reaching out, we need to stop this man with his shenanigans ✋😔
you look like the schlattified version of brett cooper
congratulations on being the 3rd female schlatt viewer
He can’t keep getting away with it
This can't compare to the monstrous acts "schlump" was involved in back in the 90s
madi you MADE schlatt
its just banger video after banger video she cant keep getting away with this. 10/10
Let's make schlatt the next jerma
Boy I thought this was real until that end message, phew, thank god for that last message
wow smh so glad this random feed pull could show me the truth about schlot
I love this!!! you even made the website! LMAO
I can’t believe Schlantt did this
FUNNY MIC MENTIONED
3:41 JOHN????
dawn
You didn't want to listen to the truth... now look where it got YOU!
and to think I was once a loyal subscriber to him smh #schlattsucks #cancelschlatt #teammadi
Remember, he's the same guy from 1999
wow! this is just like the time i shit myself at applebees
you can't see dislikes anymore on comments but just know i disliked this comment
@@llxdawnno you didn’t…
@@llxdawn i returned the favor
please send help, SHE is getting more violent
this man is now on my hit list; NO ONE does my child dirty like that
wasn't Minecraft his big break too?
it was
Nothing compares to what he did in 99
Hey I just found this video and absolutely loved it. I can’t find the website because it says the up doesn’t exists anymore but it’s probably something in my end. But keep up funny content I subbed
that's just schlatt
Woodford reserve reference (I’m doxxing myself)
I feel like it could be assumed this is the way he would talk to any of his fans, I believe he’s mentioned his distaste for talking to fans a few times before. I loved the video though and hope you get the attention you and your channel deserve.
#jschlattisOVERparty
#SchlattIsOVER
i guess i respect the hustle
He might think it's annoying that you're some sort of obsessed fangirl trying to piggy back off of him and his friends to jump-start your TH-cam career.
@bilbosix3664 so actually this isn’t true! it was just us joking around but thanks !
Schlatt is a nice guy
Madidoesberatedbyschlatt
Good thing i'm a fan of Big guy and not Jshlatt
of course you look like schlatt...
I don’t see it
I saw “Sharpie” the other day and he shot my dog 💔💔
I eaten a candles
Mr candle man I have a question, is it just “kurzgeschlatt” videos or do you comment everywhere?
Schlatt is so real for that
This was actually so funny
never meet your heroes.😔
cant believe he's bullying you like this. if schlatt has no haters then i am dead ✊
I think your just mad he’s a hardened capitalist with constitutional woman hating rights🙄🙄 (joke- loved the victim testimony park😭)
He bit my cat
Dude, I had an experience just like this, but it was some entitled artist.
jshat is on my hit list now😔😔
wait.... who is schlatt ??
oh BROTHER..
0:20 LOL
Gud vid dawg, and I love mika bro
watching sleep deprived is one thing but paying them smh
I have so much more empathy for JSlexist
Jshclong*
This video is so well made!
Why do you look like female ben shapiro 😭
idk this video might actually be your big break
stay strong
Appanduh is better anyways
Relatable. He called me shitty michael reeves.
the real question is shat
this is true and real
okay famousssss
A star is born
Banger
His reaction videos are awful
He's taking the piss bro. Chill. Have laugh or grow up
did you not finish the video? she is taking the piss
Not real, women
I love shchlad
He’s in the right