"GOLD DIGGER PRANKS" NEED TO STOP (HoomanTV)

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  • I look at gold digger pranks/shampoo pranks by HoomanTV that need to stop.
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  • @romanepaul3460
    @romanepaul3460 6 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    *Slaps roof of slazo* This bad boy can fit so much *clean water* in it

  • @sakinakins
    @sakinakins 6 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    CALLING GOLD DIGGERS AT 3AM???? SCARY PRANK!! DO NOT DO!! (GONE SEXUAL)

    • @koalbent
      @koalbent 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You forgot (GONE WRONG) and (NOT CLICKBAIT)

    • @Danteeth
      @Danteeth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sakinah Ibisomi HAHAHAHA

    • @Conklin03
      @Conklin03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *(I PEEPEED LIKE A BIG BOY)* *(GONE WRONG)* *(NO REALLY CALL THE POPO)* *MUST WATHC

    • @saedesu4973
      @saedesu4973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      (POLICE CALLED)

  • @marshallzachan5916
    @marshallzachan5916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    One girl: I just went to the supermarket in my bikini.
    Another girl: Imma just walk around with my pants undone.

    • @coronaboi5415
      @coronaboi5415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Another girl:i'm going to work naked

    • @ivespoken8902
      @ivespoken8902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BP-dz8rr and one watch it and thought it was real :)

    • @BlackPrintagon
      @BlackPrintagon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ima*

    • @assdestroyer2605
      @assdestroyer2605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BlackPrintagon nah it's imma

    • @BlackPrintagon
      @BlackPrintagon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well tbh ima and imma means the exact same thing

  • @SamanthaPortUkulele
    @SamanthaPortUkulele 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2423

    "That's right, they all have hair."
    Daddy Slazo, feminist icon.

    • @yowatzefak
      @yowatzefak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Samantha Port 😂😂😂

    • @derikamckoy3332
      @derikamckoy3332 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      _:O

    • @dreadddeddd
      @dreadddeddd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It is so uncomfortable to see someone younger than me be called daddy. Holy shit I'm old lol

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dreadddeddd I'm older than him too don't feel bad

    • @kareemxo3
      @kareemxo3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      👏👏👏

  • @ollilehtonen6351
    @ollilehtonen6351 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4283

    That Ferrari-limo has gotta be one of the ugliest cars i've seen.

    • @IAAFMIG
      @IAAFMIG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The Lad Of Lads but why tho?

    • @conversionspartan
      @conversionspartan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The Lad Of Lads is that a Porsche 911?

    • @scoobydont
      @scoobydont 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      My first thought was "banana car"....the fact that he would buy that makes him even less trustworthy tbh

    • @mr.sophistication1654
      @mr.sophistication1654 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      olli lehtonen simply why? I'm with you on that. Just slap a silk hat on a pig

    • @amandatumbaga2541
      @amandatumbaga2541 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes it is

  • @tekiii1
    @tekiii1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    Also can I add that maybe the girls didn’t give the ‘homeless guy’ their number because they wanna date a clean, nice and well payed man that can support a family. But idk

    • @sassy_swaggerty7009
      @sassy_swaggerty7009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      GameWizard55 Um... Women should give their number to literally anyone who asks. ANYONE! They’re obviously horrible people if they don’t. Didn’t he teach you anything? 😐

    • @tekiii1
      @tekiii1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Sassy_Swaggerty ohhhh my bad. I get confused sometimes between common sense and TH-cam sense :P

    • @hamz5791
      @hamz5791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sassy_swaggerty7009 wait,what?

    • @YeahTheDuckweed
      @YeahTheDuckweed 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      My head hurt.

    • @h5numbers732
      @h5numbers732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@hamz5791 yeah thats a joke

  • @miriam3916
    @miriam3916 6 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    it’s true
    I’m a thot
    detective slazo has found out

    • @eevee1583
      @eevee1583 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      pastel blue coco
      Drats, he found us out! We must leave to Gio's channel!

    • @melvinobambino5413
      @melvinobambino5413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Get the frick off my Minecraft server

    • @theladoflads7884
      @theladoflads7884 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      But are you a woman? 🤔

  • @Ameliacandycanegirl
    @Ameliacandycanegirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    He has literally every woman in bikini tops wtf

    • @bitsandbirbs4174
      @bitsandbirbs4174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      It's not him, us women just don't own clothes.

    • @redfare9500
      @redfare9500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MoonPalette Art haha

    • @hairylarry4672
      @hairylarry4672 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bitsandbirbs4174 Me neither, only a suncap

    • @iphiiz4127
      @iphiiz4127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow didnt know we had a female leafy 😐😑🤣

    • @smuz5391
      @smuz5391 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      slazo said that

  • @annmarie7949
    @annmarie7949 6 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Slazo sounds like the british male siri

  • @emmettdonkeydoodle6230
    @emmettdonkeydoodle6230 6 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    I’ll be honest, if my Uber driver came with a completely different car than I should be expecting I would not be getting in that car

    • @kristert_k
      @kristert_k 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      ye i would be scared.

    • @theworlddobhellacraz
      @theworlddobhellacraz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Emi Other agreed

    • @AnnekeOosterink
      @AnnekeOosterink 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Agreed, that's how you end up in a basement somewhere.

    • @aformofmatter8913
      @aformofmatter8913 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I recognize Uber/Lyft drivers by their cars, so I probably wouldn't even notice they arrived

    • @cheeky19681
      @cheeky19681 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol I would run while the run song is playing

  • @Ziaberry
    @Ziaberry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    If a stranger actually ran up to me while I was loading groceries in my car and was like "HEY HEY LEMME HELP YOU" and basically jumped out from behind me and grabbed my stuff and then stood around calling me beautiful I would be very uncomfortable

    • @bitsandbirbs4174
      @bitsandbirbs4174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Right? Ferrari or not that's how you get murdered son

    • @devour1372
      @devour1372 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes gurl!

    • @joined_shores_art
      @joined_shores_art 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I wouldn't just be uncomfortable, I'd have a fucking panic attack dude

    • @guardianoftheduat
      @guardianoftheduat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I would be more than uncomfortable i would pull out my knife not even kidding i csrry sround a knife for self defense reasons

    • @ainazgouhari9630
      @ainazgouhari9630 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's bcuz you're a dude and you ain't gay

  • @goobxr_
    @goobxr_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    As a female, I can confirm that, yes, I always wear a bikini, especially to church.

    • @Mogamishu
      @Mogamishu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Mr bald Revell prove that God is not real or does not exist. Burden of proof is on you. 🖕

    • @ratedpending
      @ratedpending 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Mogamishu my mans, 'twas a mere joke

    • @ivespoken8902
      @ivespoken8902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ratedpending my man 'twas a mere joke ;)

    • @chris_sndw
      @chris_sndw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jesus loves you

    • @alastorbutwithagun
      @alastorbutwithagun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Someone Else
      Yikes, who hurt you?

  • @011mph
    @011mph 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1622

    If slazo calls me a thot then I guess I'm a thot lol

    • @jeremysargeant7659
      @jeremysargeant7659 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      zynbw yup that's how it works

    • @SpanishDuck
      @SpanishDuck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It makes me look important very professional name to be called

    • @hueyfreeman3530
      @hueyfreeman3530 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Soviet who Cuts Everything about you screems edgelord

    • @comebackeditz_7814
      @comebackeditz_7814 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Spanish Dumbass your name accurately describes you

    • @fanrosefabrose9457
      @fanrosefabrose9457 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Soviet who Cuts Cool Story Sis

  • @kyflie
    @kyflie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    I don't care if he has a ferrari, I won't go on a date with someone who just picked me up on the street , it's not the way you pick up girls, it's creepy and there's a chance he wants to kidnap me lol

    • @bitsandbirbs4174
      @bitsandbirbs4174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Absolutely, don't trust weird men even if they have nice cars.

    • @userequaltoNull
      @userequaltoNull 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@bitsandbirbs4174 What if he gives you candy?

    • @bitsandbirbs4174
      @bitsandbirbs4174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@userequaltoNull You're totally right, nevermind!

    • @Ntmonmegng
      @Ntmonmegng 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why does it matter if you met in the street or not. How else would the guy get to know You? Wait until he saw you again off the street?

    • @hiba8272
      @hiba8272 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      user.equalto.Null candy and a white van. I’m in 🤠

  • @brokepep
    @brokepep 6 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    It was painful to watch the gold digger part

    • @DisasterEnby
      @DisasterEnby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      True. It was just so... _what the fuck?_

    • @michaelkeating9624
      @michaelkeating9624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Here's... uh... um golden sho-shovel. Cuz you're a frickin' gold digger

  • @rigidbat
    @rigidbat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +952

    “The girl watching this”
    Me, a girl, watching this: *gasp*

    • @StarbitO
      @StarbitO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      elegant atrocities Same tbh

    • @rigidbat
      @rigidbat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Tonii why must my daddy live literally on the OTHER SIDE OF THE EARTH

    • @senpapi3156
      @senpapi3156 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      We shall make a thot army

    • @rigidbat
      @rigidbat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bellexy and proud

    • @saraserrano2543
      @saraserrano2543 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @tofunatornation
    @tofunatornation 6 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    I hate how they create fake situations just to hate on women.

    • @mccperin
      @mccperin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Daisy Jacobs aNd beCaUse Of AcTiNg wE nEeD fEmiNiSM.

    • @mccperin
      @mccperin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      broootal warp I don't think a 13 year old should not be a virgin. But good shot,dude.

    • @tofunatornation
      @tofunatornation 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah. You're SUPER cancelled

    • @tofunatornation
      @tofunatornation 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      It's because of men like that and you that we need feminism

    • @mccperin
      @mccperin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Daisy Jacobs I am a girl-

  • @StarbitO
    @StarbitO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +957

    Slazo calling me a thot is my kink

    • @onlyhalfevil1496
      @onlyhalfevil1496 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      genuine mood

    • @JaKingScomez
      @JaKingScomez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tonii rude

    • @feheshhehwf9850
      @feheshhehwf9850 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tonii you have a man name

    • @mattgsm
      @mattgsm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A conversation ending or changing is my kink

    • @UusshuU
      @UusshuU 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tonii *retract this comment*

  • @broskydoodle6697
    @broskydoodle6697 6 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    It's not too late my friend...
    *To drink some clean water*

    • @sanse7370
      @sanse7370 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'll stay right here

    • @eevee1583
      @eevee1583 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BROSKY DOODLE
      A toast to clean water 🍷

  • @Pinkaste
    @Pinkaste 6 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Cuz all girls walking on streets wear freaking swimsuits...xD

    • @DisasterEnby
      @DisasterEnby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Probably does happen sometimes. I've seen it happen once before

    • @Name-zb5xx
      @Name-zb5xx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait they don’t

    • @CizZy569
      @CizZy569 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It happens often even in person

  • @Orbeesforbrains
    @Orbeesforbrains 6 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    current favorite slazo thing: constantly indecisive about how much and what to censor

  • @folieadont6870
    @folieadont6870 6 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    It really frustrates me that these stupid "pranks" get so much attention. Especially the gold digger ones, every aspect of it is blatantly fake and ridiculous. Appearance only, the last woman was the most believable since it looked like exercise clothing, but her lines were also the most forced! She said she had a boyfriend, but then acted like they were getting married?! No one says that, if you're getting married (or if you let someone else know you're already taken), you say you have a fiance or you're engaged. Then to immediately turn around and act like they aren't that serious? Over a car? Great acting. And the second woman, who wears something like that?! She might as well wear only a thong, because they weren't even trying to make it seem real. Either those women are lizards in disguise, or Hooman is a really unrealistic and sexist writer. The thing that worries me the most, is how so many people actually believe this. I'm afraid that this will warp others perception of the world, and help create more hatred and misogyny. I know Hooman isn't the only one, but part of a much bigger problem that needs to be stopped.

    • @makamatpng
      @makamatpng 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      True, I've seen more clothing in porn

    • @folieadont6870
      @folieadont6870 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know right?! It's unbelievable!

    • @DCNRS90YT
      @DCNRS90YT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hentai has better acting.

    • @cartoonwolf5328
      @cartoonwolf5328 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Honestly I've never seen any other gold digger pranks besides one channel who does it right, and I have to say they're terrible. Like honestly who would believe these??

    • @folieadont6870
      @folieadont6870 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, it baffles me that anyone could watch that and honestly believe it.
      Unfortunately, there are plenty of curious kids and horny tweens that could, subconsciously normalizing it and giving them unrealistic expectations (like incels).
      Furthermore, it seems like some people can believe in pretty much anything, regardless of how absurd it is.

  • @maever4494
    @maever4494 6 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    When he did the homeless guy gold digging prank, he was LITERALLY catcalling!! 🙄

  • @leolunchbox4543
    @leolunchbox4543 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1279

    Is that the guy that sings Despacito?

    • @melvinobambino5413
      @melvinobambino5413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      vesper wolf “HoomanTV”...more like e n d m y f u c k I n g l i f e

    • @ameedhaddad2450
      @ameedhaddad2450 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That's the best comment yet.

    • @damienc6130
      @damienc6130 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Alexa: no

    • @alondraquien9395
      @alondraquien9395 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No he sings DESPACITO 2

    • @tims.1615
      @tims.1615 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Luciano 326 Alexa: screams from hell

  • @smughatkid9981
    @smughatkid9981 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2044

    In that case, can I mine Diamonds instead?

  • @SuburbanKinoGG
    @SuburbanKinoGG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    slazo is the only real alpha male going around and tackeling people

  • @cluehunter18
    @cluehunter18 6 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I know this is a dumb thing to ask and focus on, but don't most Itching Powders wash off or it just becomes more manageable when exposed to water...
    ....and they're in a shower...

    • @mewtuwa
      @mewtuwa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Machupichu18 That's what I was thinking.

    • @cluehunter18
      @cluehunter18 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      TH-cam channel Wow dude. I had no idea people were able to figure that out. It must take investigation skills that rival even the greats to figure out such a fact about me. I am in shock and awe to be confronted by who could be the next Sherlock Homes or Poriot.

  • @rime4667
    @rime4667 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1097

    Cold water tastes good

    • @rainysaotome7349
      @rainysaotome7349 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Lil Turkey but not as good as cold and clean water

    • @thorntails
      @thorntails 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed

    • @killian_doggan
      @killian_doggan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Real men only drink warm clean water

    • @not_original3571
      @not_original3571 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But is your cold water clean

    • @rime4667
      @rime4667 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It might have some algae in it

  • @yamothaisaverynizlady
    @yamothaisaverynizlady 6 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    What’s wrong with not wanting to date a homeless person? I don’t know, am a crazy? I want someone who is pursuing a career whether rich or poor, but a homeless man has a lot to do and get right in his life before a relationship is viable for him

    • @andysixxstalkerangeloftrag5833
      @andysixxstalkerangeloftrag5833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Isaboble you're right. A homeless man needs to shape up, clean up, get a job, and a place to stay before he gets a relationship. Otherwise he's the golddigger. And user.

    • @confusedaf1112
      @confusedaf1112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@andysixxstalkerangeloftrag5833 Not necessarily.

    • @davidk9284
      @davidk9284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@andysixxstalkerangeloftrag5833 you obviously come from a rich family...

    • @andysixxstalkerangeloftrag5833
      @andysixxstalkerangeloftrag5833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@davidk9284 actually, I came from a family where I was working for random people at 10 to put food on the table for 6 people. Most nights I didn't get to eat. ... I just refuse to ever suffer like that again. If I could get my ass up and work, so can someone else. And to this day I still have a job.

    • @davidk9284
      @davidk9284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@andysixxstalkerangeloftrag5833 but you don't understand that some people cannot get a job, for whatever reasons. That doesn't change their personality though

  • @Ameliacandycanegirl
    @Ameliacandycanegirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Even if this WAS real, how tf would he know her husband was in the army

    • @duckmac432
      @duckmac432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Riley G good point lol

    • @KingKairu
      @KingKairu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Riley G why would I kill my eyes

    • @Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan
      @Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stalker much, HoomanTV?

    • @pauljackson4030
      @pauljackson4030 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The whole things disrespectful

    • @cydneysaltkill6228
      @cydneysaltkill6228 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why the fuck would anyone want to look at the original video 😂

  • @PikaGo_
    @PikaGo_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    Slazo is a clean water digger

  • @dark_wrldz2660
    @dark_wrldz2660 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Ik they all have hair 😂

    • @paintlightshine918
      @paintlightshine918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The rarest of rarest species must collect to my collection of thottery

  • @top_kuk_69sket_master45
    @top_kuk_69sket_master45 6 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    *runs man over* CALM DOWN ITS JUST A PRANK BRO

    • @starsinthesky3053
      @starsinthesky3053 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Top_Kuk_69 sket_master
      Your profile pic

    • @bunnyinabeanie5273
      @bunnyinabeanie5273 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I literally just laughed out loud reading that

    • @Conklin03
      @Conklin03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *shoots Gru who catches the bullet throwing it back* NO GRU BRO IT WAS JUST A PRANK

  • @Machouseproductions
    @Machouseproductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    "I'm engaged to be married to a man who I have presumably known for quite a while and have developed a relationship with"
    "I have a Ferrari and you literally met me 5 minutes ago when I approached you"
    "Well, we're not that serious"
    Yes, because actual real women are like this. /s

    • @jameseigfried
      @jameseigfried 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Of course!

    • @motherlarkspur4506
      @motherlarkspur4506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Sounds like a 4th grade play when all the kids talk in monotone voices and face straight towards the audience.

    • @NoFaceShiba
      @NoFaceShiba 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      alexa, this is so sad, play despacito

    • @jotarokujo852
      @jotarokujo852 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      THEMS FIGHTING WORDS

    • @shadowdecidueye
      @shadowdecidueye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That girl walked back immediately. Before hoomam even walked to his car

  • @kate_6436
    @kate_6436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Not to mention the fact that these women just ya know....are like “Yeah sure I’ll get in the car!” no woman is EVER just gonna see a strange guy with a cool car and be like “Yeah I’ll get in your car random stranger guy this definitely won’t lead to me being kidnapped or something!” Literally no women would EVER do that.

    • @Jambuc829
      @Jambuc829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Have you heard of Tinder??? Women go straight to strangers homes.

    • @soupsinha
      @soupsinha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Jambuc829 Not necessarily true. Many women aren't comfortable going back home to a man's house so they invite their Tinder date into their own house. Or for safety reasons, rent a hotel room, Airbnb, etc. Also, meeting someone from Tinder is different than just getting into a random stranger's car on the street.

  • @thetrashbaby
    @thetrashbaby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Girl: *breathes*.
    Machoman: GOLD DIGGER

  • @mumemic
    @mumemic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    6:28 Let's just acknowledge the fact that women are automatically suspicious of "the unsolicited help." It's not a rude thing, it's a safety thing.
    Edit: Yeah, everyone is.

    • @enlix2520
      @enlix2520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      true

    • @ilan9588
      @ilan9588 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      True, but the „you look a little dirty“ isn‘t a natural thing to say to anybody

    • @nick-xu9wz
      @nick-xu9wz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Everyone is suspicious of the unsolicited help.

    • @barbi2503
      @barbi2503 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@randyrob6945 men are my nans old purse from 1945

    • @unsubscribedanimation
      @unsubscribedanimation 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Arrow Head Dude, you can chill. We know, the main display in this video though, if the sexes were flipped, people would have the same views. They wouldn't sit there and say *YOU KNOW, CHICKS ALSO HAVE PROBLEMS!*

  • @slimyfurby
    @slimyfurby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    oh boy I sure do love being a youtuber it is a good very artisticly fulfilling field that I do not for the money but for the art

    • @murtazaali8170
      @murtazaali8170 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol i thought he said for the "ass"

  • @insomniiart6371
    @insomniiart6371 6 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    Ya, im a THOT
    T- No
    H- Boys
    O- Allowed
    T- I'm a
    Christian

    • @kirstenking1399
      @kirstenking1399 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      insomniiart i thought it was gonna say lesbian

    • @eevee1583
      @eevee1583 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      insomniiart
      Yeah I'm a THOT
      T- someone
      H - who
      O - likes
      T - Fire Emblem

    • @warriorcatskid003
      @warriorcatskid003 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @shinooo8291
      @shinooo8291 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      insomniiart Ya, im a thot
      T-A nerd
      H-who
      O-likes
      T-anime, memes, and drawing

    • @mahmoud19712011
      @mahmoud19712011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Ya I'm a THOT
      T-
      H-
      O- my uncle molests me
      T-

  • @t-nova2271
    @t-nova2271 6 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    As a femoid, I can confirm yes we do all dress like that all the time. Especially for church.
    And it's not ok for a female to not want a homeless man as a boyfriend. Women should date anyone who approaches them, not people who have things going for them. They do not have the right to be selective. But HoomanTV can use only attractive women in his videos, because men only deserve the these kinds of women, but women cannot be selective as well. I must be going now. I've been away from the kitchen for too long.

    • @sarahbarabe8470
      @sarahbarabe8470 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cecilia Schwalbe that's the joke

    • @kendrag6020
      @kendrag6020 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      This comment is a complete mood

    • @TheRoland19111
      @TheRoland19111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That is strange, my skin is burning... its like the level of toxic content in the environment here suddenly went up...

    • @evexx1540
      @evexx1540 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tasha-Nova Borozny
      I love ur comment so much

    • @peepsdtw
      @peepsdtw 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You realize that it's all staged right?

  • @mougmeduro7017
    @mougmeduro7017 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    *Toyota Prius* ‘Normal Car’ ANYONE WHO EVEN MENTIONS THE WORDS TOYOTA PRIUS AND NORMAL CAR SHOULD BE BURIED ALIVE IN A TOYOTA PRIUS...

    • @norixya
      @norixya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      toyota prius normal car

    • @balkarsingh9345
      @balkarsingh9345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@norixya *gay car..

  • @Jessie_Bee
    @Jessie_Bee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    "My boyfriend won't let me give my name out to strangers" like who would ever say that 🤣

    • @oppakunn328
      @oppakunn328 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Jessie_Lynn_475 is someone says that I think the boyfriend is a bigger problem than the random stranger

    • @wetsock6334
      @wetsock6334 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That is a sign of an abusive relationship according to school

    • @camelopardalis84
      @camelopardalis84 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      A comment I just posted here: "My boyfriend wouldn't like me to tell strangers my name." "I don't think my fiancé would be okay with me having a male friend." "The guy I had a first date with yesterday told me he'd kill me should I ever look at another male ever again. I respect his wishes. I won't even help a boy toddler find his mommy."

    • @wetsock6334
      @wetsock6334 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That sounds more like the start to a abusive relationship

    • @rono.o2821
      @rono.o2821 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr just tell him ur 15 its more believable

  • @starryline
    @starryline 6 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    I can't believe slazo called me a thot, im actually crying right now. I thought I could trust you, slaz.
    *unsubbed*

    • @NobushiSnow
      @NobushiSnow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      mistake of the earth don't worry I'm a slazhoe

    • @starryline
      @starryline 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Gabriel Moulton we slazhoes stay strong 😤

    • @NobushiSnow
      @NobushiSnow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😤😤😤😤😤😤👌

    • @melvinobambino5413
      @melvinobambino5413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      🅱️eg🅾️ne. Th🅾️t. 😂😂😂🔥🔥👌👌💯💯💯💯😫💵💵💎🤯☠️

    • @rainysaotome7349
      @rainysaotome7349 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Are they clean tears

  • @troyturner9289
    @troyturner9289 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Lol he said peepee 3:01

    • @danielbrennen9641
      @danielbrennen9641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tim🅱️s

    • @bbybatz999
      @bbybatz999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh lmao

    • @shannonday7665
      @shannonday7665 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everyone like this comment so slazo rewatches his face

    • @tianshuchu57
      @tianshuchu57 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was Walter junior for a second

  • @jenishs684
    @jenishs684 6 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    This is what happens when r/thathappened and r/incels and a rich man merge into one.

    • @TheTroller911
      @TheTroller911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      More like r/niceguys

    • @ricobanxx7843
      @ricobanxx7843 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Û%~€##5e5

    • @cyancyborg1477
      @cyancyborg1477 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anyone can look rich when they have a garage of full of rented Lambos and suits.

  • @boxingkid8777
    @boxingkid8777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Hey im totally your uber driver ok hop in
    Girl : Ok

  • @NaiefThegoony
    @NaiefThegoony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Apparently in hooman's world everyone is a tanned women wearing a swimsuit , like everywhere, even in summer , why ?

  • @SkySilver777
    @SkySilver777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    the thing about these fake gold digger videos is young men watch them and think all (or even most) women ACTUALLY act and think like this and its actually causing more harm than it is "entertainment"

    • @serii1588
      @serii1588 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ikr

    • @snail4094
      @snail4094 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      True. One of the major things that create "creeps", is the fact they're image of women is so far from truth, they're convinced we are all the same. Almost every group I've seen (incels, etc) who dislike women have a completely warped view of us. While this is partially caused by their own ignorance, it is strengthened by media like this.

    • @barn7121
      @barn7121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sky Brewer Though sadly, women actually act like this.

    • @Fr3nchee
      @Fr3nchee 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Talsong Kingslayer that's a bit generalised...

    • @Fr3nchee
      @Fr3nchee 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree to some extent that young men believe it, but it usually comes from an experience that leads them to believe these. I watched a few after I found out a girl was with me for something I had. It hurts a lot.
      However, I did know all the way through that not all women were like that, but it probably skewed my view to not trusting a lot more than I should have. So yes and no, yes it skewed my view, but also, there are women out there like that. Just in the same way there are disgusting men out there too.

  • @memaymoo8088
    @memaymoo8088 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    I think you'll find that I'm a Slazhoe, thank you very much.

    • @kendallhiggins1
      @kendallhiggins1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Picnic! On The Dance Floor your username is life

    • @memaymoo8088
      @memaymoo8088 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ekko the Goat Dog Thank you, fellow sinner, haha!

    • @memaymoo8088
      @memaymoo8088 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bryce Stone Haha, this is a cult!

    • @memaymoo8088
      @memaymoo8088 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bryce Stone Hell yeah they are! Sinners reign supreme!

  • @emmahawthorne1639
    @emmahawthorne1639 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    4:50 everyday clothing. Wot u talking bout

  • @Tea_enthusiast
    @Tea_enthusiast 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    #slazhoesquad

  • @kticram6894
    @kticram6894 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    8:32 WHAT'S THE POINT OF WEARING SHORTS AT THIS POINT ?!

    • @randomartist7124
      @randomartist7124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      im sitting here wondering who the fuck dresses like that

    • @escalatedfangirl7202
      @escalatedfangirl7202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noone would ever wear that! It's just another prove for his videos being fake. All of the women wear almost nothing!

  • @uhhhhh06
    @uhhhhh06 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    8:33 but my boyfriend doesnt mind me going out in a bright green bikini and shorts shorter than a piece of paper. Nah hes fine

  • @muzzlebunny
    @muzzlebunny 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I'm a thot?
    Well, whatever you say.
    I guess I am.

    • @pucamisc
      @pucamisc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Squishy Shiba yeah but that cat looks like a gent

    • @StarbitO
      @StarbitO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Squishy Shiba Same i guess i'm a thot now

    • @uwutwtlwlowoqwqvwv2876
      @uwutwtlwlowoqwqvwv2876 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I guess I am.... . DADDY

    • @partyboytown
      @partyboytown 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Squishy Shiba i mean if slazo says so

    • @theladoflads7884
      @theladoflads7884 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      www.google.com/search?q=lightning+mcqueen+real+car&oq=lightning+mcqueen+real+&aqs=chrome.0.0j69i57j0l2.11104j0j9&client=tablet-android-samsung&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=x9ZtgiDe4ahqIM:

  • @PineapplesPerhaps
    @PineapplesPerhaps 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    DUDE THE AD PLACEMENT
    You said "he slicks up his hair"
    And then the ad goes
    "You're pregnant"
    I'm done. I'm so done.

    • @gabau19
      @gabau19 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im on phone and no add or adblocker

    • @AliScott131999
      @AliScott131999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gabau19 it probably got de-mo'd. sometimes videos start off with ads but lose em bc TH-cam is on that big bullshit.

  • @agentmoo9587
    @agentmoo9587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Ok for the car one. I know how Uber works you can’t to that. Your vehicle needs a registration sticker and what he did was highly illegal.

  • @Toby-ef8kj
    @Toby-ef8kj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    The sexism I can't

    • @shadowgaming6660
      @shadowgaming6660 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Inb4 40 year old fat gamer incel says "LMAO Triggered Snowflake"

    • @rakim2730
      @rakim2730 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sexism is comedy

    • @rakim2730
      @rakim2730 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @The Ballad Of The Queen bitch please figure it out for yourself 😂

    • @fresnonightcrawler4910
      @fresnonightcrawler4910 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      How is it sexist?

    • @rakim2730
      @rakim2730 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fresnonightcrawler4910 idk I'm just being a cunt.

  • @ThebigNut
    @ThebigNut 6 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    I only watch real news and this is real news

    • @corvettec8.r694
      @corvettec8.r694 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Clown Gang fake news

    • @jerQCote
      @jerQCote 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Clown Gang Donald Trump just declared it fake news

  • @Jessie_Bee
    @Jessie_Bee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    He could end up molding the kids that watch him into full blown incels who hate all women because they believe all Stacy's want are Chad's with luxury cars and money

    • @God_gundam36
      @God_gundam36 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Jessie_Lynn_475 oh fuck dude prank channels started the incel rise.

    • @Conklin03
      @Conklin03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Those darn chads

    • @demonitised4942
      @demonitised4942 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      R\incels was shut down. They have scattered around the Internet hating women. I fear for the unforseen future.

    • @foxhoundkat3295
      @foxhoundkat3295 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't forget to thank Reddit too

    • @demonitised4942
      @demonitised4942 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@foxhoundkat3295 grr I don't have a girlfriend! I'm going to Harasse all women or Stacys or females. REEEEEE I HATE CHADS

  • @crispyfritz533
    @crispyfritz533 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    HoomanTV is literally a perverted show-off stalker and he's also kind of mean

  • @Hannah-ds2bl
    @Hannah-ds2bl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    unlike most people, *we* get our news from an extremely reliable source

    • @kyseiix7304
      @kyseiix7304 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Poooo nooows

    • @factsandlogic.8762
      @factsandlogic.8762 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nope ! CNN news, only the best news and the truest news.

    • @MadnessMenace
      @MadnessMenace 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well said ma G

  • @rachelb2717
    @rachelb2717 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    If some random man ran up to me in a parking lot and started touching my things and hitting on me, I would be super freaked up. Strangers who approach you in parking lots tend to be kind of scary. Even if this was real (and it obviously wasn’t), what would he expect to happen? That was a super creepy way to approach a woman.

    • @1sub2videos60
      @1sub2videos60 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or a male of the homo genus of sapiens, homosexuality exists you know

    • @helphowdoinputusername3571
      @helphowdoinputusername3571 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Gremlin Hunter Because male feelings matter too. Its not just women who get uncomfortable.

    • @beefykeith48
      @beefykeith48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it would be a creepy way to approach anyone.

  • @kufisknielsen2595
    @kufisknielsen2595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dislikes are from the all the women HoomanTV is featuring

  • @noahz2007
    @noahz2007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Hooman tv: Runs man over and then kills the guys family. Calm down bro it’s only a prank.
    Slazo: Saves the entire world. Nobody recognizes. Damnit....

    • @Anonymous-mr9rn
      @Anonymous-mr9rn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly

    • @jotarokujo852
      @jotarokujo852 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      XDD

    • @thomasmila6687
      @thomasmila6687 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Slazo sucks!

    • @troyjerolds5888
      @troyjerolds5888 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thomasmila6687 What world are fucking talking about......and saving it from what????

    • @MythicaIl
      @MythicaIl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thomasmila6687 how and why TF are you here then 🙃

  • @MadeleineSwannSurreal
    @MadeleineSwannSurreal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I don't know about you but I scream in the shower everyday

    • @StarbitO
      @StarbitO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Madeleine Swann mood

    • @quinnlee-miller9792
      @quinnlee-miller9792 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I cri
      -NGE REACT
      FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER, I DO CRINGE SHOWER REACTS EVERY DAY
      1 LIKE-1 LIKE

    • @shaeflatt620
      @shaeflatt620 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I sit down and silently cry
      For an hour
      And my mum wonders why I take so long

    • @zeldao1692
      @zeldao1692 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Mum FriendTM
      That's really bad for the environment just sayin

    • @MadeleineSwannSurreal
      @MadeleineSwannSurreal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Taco Belle oh yeah

  • @dontworrymyhomosexualityis9502
    @dontworrymyhomosexualityis9502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Pause at 10:12 and look in the bottom right corner for a cute doge

  • @emcar5555
    @emcar5555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Don't think nobody noticed that Pyrocinical hat 👀👀👀

    • @eduardaneves2373
      @eduardaneves2373 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i did! and the glasses too xD

    • @mcnoodles3010
      @mcnoodles3010 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol lkr

    • @govt.knives4534
      @govt.knives4534 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep, He's copying Pyrocinical.
      Did you really expect I hate this guy? Nope.

  • @rikkatikkata5447
    @rikkatikkata5447 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    no one walks around in cloths liKE tHaT

    • @theworlddobhellacraz
      @theworlddobhellacraz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rikka Tikka ta I mean it’s definitely not usual but here in California if you go to San Diego or Beverly Hills it’s kind of a thing sort of

    • @rikkatikkata5447
      @rikkatikkata5447 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      cant relate, i live in mormon georgia

    • @rikkatikkata5447
      @rikkatikkata5447 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Kiki Melendez if you're not in Atlanta

    • @guardianoftheduat
      @guardianoftheduat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theworlddobhellacraz no that's still bull shit i have been to those areas

  • @marco-vz5kv
    @marco-vz5kv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    These beaches have open showers for shampooing....??!!!....I've never seen that...
    🙄🙄🙄

  • @davey_rulez7301
    @davey_rulez7301 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    He's ripping them off because golden shovels have really low durability lmao

    • @Ameliacandycanegirl
      @Ameliacandycanegirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheDragon_Fister I CANT BREATHE

    • @hooni8
      @hooni8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The gold will wear down and break quite easily.

    • @hungryfilms3707
      @hungryfilms3707 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Humanity has no future...

    • @fuckablepancakes1969
      @fuckablepancakes1969 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imma stab myself

    • @Conklin03
      @Conklin03 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      But they can dig faster

  • @bellesinge5079
    @bellesinge5079 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    In the gold digger prank with the red car and the girl who’s married, she turns to come
    back to him before he even gets to the car. If this was real then she would have no way of knowing that it was his car until she was already turned around. Oof

  • @finnduffy2088
    @finnduffy2088 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The sad thing is you gave him watch and veiws

  • @lukeedwards3806
    @lukeedwards3806 6 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    throwing itching powder on kids with eczema part 1

    • @g1lshot
      @g1lshot 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I need this

    • @Monsterhighluverz123
      @Monsterhighluverz123 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      YIKES

    • @clevername6872
      @clevername6872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NOW THAT WOULD BE A BILLION VIEW IDEA RIGHT THERE

    • @clevername6872
      @clevername6872 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi! Xu So do I, and trust me. It sucks

    • @jds355
      @jds355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Throwing anthrax powder at public (gone wrong)(gone sexual)(not clickbait)(too many brackets in one title to disguise lack of content in video)

  • @sabastianbishop4264
    @sabastianbishop4264 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    9:47 she literally turns around before he's mad any action or indication that the car is his. did she just assume the entire conversation that he was too "dirty" for the car but as soon as he walked in the general direction of it that it must be his?

  • @drawdecent8367
    @drawdecent8367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i iS fEmAlE i wEar bIkIniE eVeRy wErE i gO
    #sOrEaL

  • @toadleyasmr
    @toadleyasmr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    God I hate how that dude portrays women smh

    • @sarahbarabe8470
      @sarahbarabe8470 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Optimistic Orcas same it was getting so painful to watch

    • @maturecheddar429
      @maturecheddar429 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Bellexy I f s h e b r e a t h e s
      s h e s a t h o t

    • @DCNRS90YT
      @DCNRS90YT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Optimistic Orcas Yeah, it's pretty annoying.

    • @jediael9906
      @jediael9906 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ugh it's one of you people

    • @noamemerson-fleming285
      @noamemerson-fleming285 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cerebelleum ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS

  • @ingloriousMachina
    @ingloriousMachina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    7:22 is he driving a banana?

  • @westep4273
    @westep4273 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    What's funny is that the Ferrari limo is a rental

  • @darealthomasl8544
    @darealthomasl8544 6 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Why is a girl a gold digger if she is not giving her number to a homeless guy with most certainly no future whatsoever, but to a guy who seemingly got a great life which implies other good things like determination, good health and psyche or that he is stable. Do I have to understand? I feel like I don´t get the joke if so, tell me.

    • @zohaibajmal7945
      @zohaibajmal7945 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Because he's not always homeless and most of the time the girls say they have a boyfriend or husband. One girl even dumped her boyfriend in the video.

    • @emmettdonkeydoodle6230
      @emmettdonkeydoodle6230 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Thomas Kässelbauer women being called gold diggers is just another term for something perfectly natural in human behavior to be turned on its head and used to discriminate women.
      It’s like how people make fun of women on their periods

    • @emmettdonkeydoodle6230
      @emmettdonkeydoodle6230 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thomas Kässelbauer most cases of something that seems normal being used to discriminate involve intersectionality, which is just a fancy term to show groups of people that are actively discriminated against. Take gays, trans people, poc, women, etc

    • @megamanhikari8095
      @megamanhikari8095 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Zohaib Ajmal so what if girls are attracted to success, hell I wish I could my ass a rich beautiful girl so I could be a stay at home dad.

    • @m.ivyluna4632
      @m.ivyluna4632 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Thomas Kässelbauer
      I mean, if a homeless girl started asking for the number of a guy i still doubt that they would give it out. However.... he did not look like a homeless guy.
      His hair was too well kept and tan and build suggested a very athletic lifestyle, so he is completely able to get work. If only day laborer work.
      Would have been better to actually find a homeless guy and get him guzzied up for the day 😂
      But like, if a homeless guy ask you to go eat with them that’s actually them asking for food/money. Not out on a date. So that would be you buying food for a stranger who was maybe hitting on you, so like... do you have extra money / time? Are you actually good at dealing with people who possibly have mental or drug issues or will you be making things worse?
      Are you willing to actually become invested in this relationship or will this be a one time thing? Is the person going to be okay with it being a one time thing?
      I can see reasons you would not want to venture out on that.
      Now if he seemed like a middle income single dad And she turned him down THEN accepted when she thought he was a rich single dad you could have a story..... but i think most people would turn down a date with a homeless person.

  • @brandiewoodcock2762
    @brandiewoodcock2762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I agree with you he is dehumanizing women they're harassing him stalking them and just being creepers to be honest it takes a little man to go out there and show off their money and cars. I hope his TH-cam channel gets shut down. What you're doing is awesome exposing him thank you for what you do much appreciated

  • @madsj_
    @madsj_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    how to create incels 101

    • @folieadont6870
      @folieadont6870 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's what I was thinking.

  • @camelopardalis84
    @camelopardalis84 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "My boyfriend wouldn't like me to tell strangers my name." "I don't think my fiancé would be okay with me having a male friend." "The guy I had a first date with yesterday told me he'd kill me should I ever look at another male ever again. I respect his wishes. I won't even help a boy toddler find his mommy."

    • @nicomorphine6
      @nicomorphine6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I actually dated a guy like that, I was a full time nanny to a male boy, my employer was male. Asked me to quit my job and stop talking to even my father because my father is male. I didn't quit my job, I quit him 🤣🤣🤣

    • @camelopardalis84
      @camelopardalis84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nicomorphine6
      Was only able to read the first part of your comment when it showed up in my recommendation and was already afraid of reading a story about you doing what your then boyfriend wanted. Because sadly it can be shockingly easy to suppress someone like a romantic partner and do similar things. I am glad you were able to quit him.

    • @nicomorphine6
      @nicomorphine6 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@camelopardalis84 It wasn't easy to leave him because he didn't want to break up. So I just had to patiently wait. Or find something. One day I found out he was cheating. Within a week he asked me to break up. I was so happy. Then the very next day he changed his mind and asked to get back together. What a moron. I blocked all of his phone numbers and social media, and never saw in my life again.

    • @camelopardalis84
      @camelopardalis84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nicomorphine6
      I find it quite horrifying that in practice sometimes it simply doesn't work to just break up when someone wants to break up. Everybody needs to be able to just say that it's over for a relationship to be over, but that's just not the case. I know a woman who lived with her longtime boyfriend and their two children in an apartment that the boyfriend (well, then ex-boyfriend) simply refused to move out of after she'd broken up with him. She lived with him for another *year* after that. With her ex-boyfriend she wanted of course to be actually broken up with and therefore also wanted to not live with anymore. He never hit her or anything. But of course what he did was a for of psychological domestic violence! I even adviced her to get help from an organization she would also get help from if he beat her up constantly. It just wasn't stereotypical violence what he did and he probably didn't realize what he was doing, but that didn't and doesn't matter. Now that I'm writing this I remember that about five years before this break-up, before they had children or were living together, but when he already had a key to her and her roommates' apartment, she tried to break up with him and demanded the key to her apartment back. He refused and she then understandably felt the need to tell one or both of her male roommates not to let her boyfriend in. As in, to throw him out of the apartment should he/they come home and find the boyfriend/ex-boyfriend (hard to tell) in their apartment. I really can't tell if they were broken up for a short time back then or not, since she then referred to it as only having *tried* to break up with her boyfriend.
      I hope you're getting closer to being able to recognize and exercise your right to just end a relationship whenever you want to end it, no matter how "good" or "bad" a reason you have to want to do it. I never was in a romantic relationship I wouldn't have been able to leave even if I'd wanted to, but I have been in other kinds of "unwanted relationships" where I couldn't just leave for - let's say - logistical/financial/administrative reasons and couldn't stand up for myself between realizing I wanted to leave and actually being able to leave. Because the people who made me want to leave were so good at terrorizing me psychologically.
      I am in no way criticizing you, by the way. Even without my own experiences I would know at least in a more abstract sense that things often really aren't as easy as they seem.

    • @nicomorphine6
      @nicomorphine6 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@camelopardalis84 well the reason he didn't want to break up with me was because didn't want "being dumped" in his relationship CV. So I had to wait a week or two until he was ready to end things himself. He wanted written in his relationship CV "I cheated on her and I dumped her. She didn't dump me".

  • @cowboicactus9172
    @cowboicactus9172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It's actually hard to finish your videos when you show other youtuber's trash content.

  • @Kodel
    @Kodel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    slazo news

    • @ramizkuljicneurolog3217
      @ramizkuljicneurolog3217 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kodel lets just jump into it

    • @wolfinthedepths
      @wolfinthedepths 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Slaz News

    • @the_hedonist3575
      @the_hedonist3575 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eklavya Sood No... CWN (Clean Water News)

    • @vox3765
      @vox3765 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "It's ya boi Slazo bringing in only the CLEANEST news around! Now let's proceed immediately to the information"

    • @quetzalcoatl974
      @quetzalcoatl974 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      PewNews did it first, But slazo news has water

  • @rosyrue6400
    @rosyrue6400 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    That guy showering in the beginning just screaming about shampoo is *actually* me in the shower

    • @youssefakdim7695
      @youssefakdim7695 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The dye sucks...better keep it clean...and don't put dye it's just painful to wash

  • @jeffymathew585
    @jeffymathew585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    _He's probably renting those cars_

  • @detlefchicken4938
    @detlefchicken4938 6 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    All wahmen are queens

    • @operaxion
      @operaxion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Detlef Chicken if she breathes

    • @eevee1583
      @eevee1583 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Detlef Chicken
      Oof

    • @theladoflads7884
      @theladoflads7884 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      All ramen are keens

    • @athina9588
      @athina9588 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      V3CT0R_YT shes a functioning human being

    • @quetzalcoatl974
      @quetzalcoatl974 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She a bae

  • @charlottetheunicorn8218
    @charlottetheunicorn8218 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    10:11 GOOD DOGGO ALERT

    • @thomaswelsh123
      @thomaswelsh123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      CharlotteTheUnicorn hes a golden retriever digger

  • @stoptrying7660
    @stoptrying7660 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Hey...
    I am a girl watching this...

    • @dinosaurgaming630
      @dinosaurgaming630 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well then STOP TRYING

    • @stoptrying7660
      @stoptrying7660 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dinosaur Gaming. Am I half retarded or does this joke just not make sense?

    • @stoptrying7660
      @stoptrying7660 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dinosaur Gaming Oh lmao I'm dumb 😂👌🏻

    • @dinosaurgaming630
      @dinosaurgaming630 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No i am

    • @stoptrying7660
      @stoptrying7660 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dinosaur Gaming Oh

  • @thatyoutubechannel9953
    @thatyoutubechannel9953 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Seeing-that-shampoo-video-is-honestly-really-irritating.-If-that-were-REAL,-somebody-may-have-a-serious-allergic-reaction,-just-to-go-with-the-worst-case-scenario.-Besides-that,-it's-just-really-damaging-to-your-hair-and-is-NOT-okay.-Overwashing-your-hair-dries-it-out-and-damages-it-immensely.-I-have-dreads-and-I-already-only-wash-my-scalp-about-once-a-week-to-prevent-extreme-drying,-as-you-can't-condition-dreads-and-if-you-DO-wash-them-they-take-a-LONNNNNG-time-to-dry.-I'm-already-going-to-be-using-a-SPECIFIC-kind-of-shampoo-so-as-to-not-leave-any-unwanted-residue,-if-I'm-washing-it-at-the-beach,-but-I'm-going-to-be-using-a-GENEROUS-amount-compared-to-my-usual-wash-as-well.-It's-going-to-be-quite-harsh-on-my-hair-trying-to-get-all-that-water-out-to-prevent-mildew-or-dread-rot,-so-the-LAST-thing-I-need-is-some-jackass-filming-a-little-prank-video-just-destroying-it-even-more-and-only-increasing-my-risk-of-them-ripping-out.
    Broken-spacebar

    • @Conklin03
      @Conklin03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      What did that bar do to you

    • @kappakatana4730
      @kappakatana4730 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Conklin03 he is mad about this if it happened to him

    • @Conklin03
      @Conklin03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kappakatana4730 that bar is out for him

    • @GG-yr1oh
      @GG-yr1oh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omg that's why my hair is always messed up lol i need to shampoo less

    • @Flowerkami
      @Flowerkami 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rip spacebar

  • @BakedPotonion
    @BakedPotonion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    I'm ur biggest fan.

    • @BakedPotonion
      @BakedPotonion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I just came

    • @feefs4763
      @feefs4763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      liar, I AM his biggest fan

    • @BakedPotonion
      @BakedPotonion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I am the widest longest fan

    • @juviejay
      @juviejay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      false. You are the canine furry fan. For I am, the realest fan.

    • @tanishibadi
      @tanishibadi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How the fu- are you here

  • @AceXyrder
    @AceXyrder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "GOLD DIGGER PRANK"
    Ok if it's a prank, it's definitely a joke
    *That pranked his fans to hate on women*
    *_RESPECC WEMEN_*

  • @Bellabellbell
    @Bellabellbell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Your hair is looking particularly lustrous and swoopy here. A moment of appreciation for Michael's barber

  • @maxheadroom1207
    @maxheadroom1207 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Honestly what is wrong with a woman not being interested in a homeless guy? Besides why does the shovel have to be the same material as what you are digging for.

    • @TwelvetreeZ
      @TwelvetreeZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I know, it's not like you see guys picking up homeless girls (unless they're planning to commit a felony).

    • @coolpreston5gaming589
      @coolpreston5gaming589 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      zw0lfb4um ruh roh

  • @jimryl2
    @jimryl2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When he gets in the Ferrari.......
    **girl suddenly is attracted to him**

  • @lilif2835
    @lilif2835 6 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    E C K S D E E

  • @pyroshayniac1090
    @pyroshayniac1090 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I'M the thot? Look who's talking Slazhoe!

  • @mo0njelly
    @mo0njelly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    See, even if it’s real, he would technically be catcalling the girls he was “pranking” and girls don’t seem to like that, I know, being one myself.

  • @HopefulWriter14
    @HopefulWriter14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    slaz daddy has such nice hair

    • @StarbitO
      @StarbitO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HopefulWriter14 yass it looks so fluffy and soft

  • @leedan6618
    @leedan6618 6 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    Infinity war spoiler:
    Spongebob gets raped by batman.

    • @vidzeerox
      @vidzeerox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Aww fuck. Now what even the point of going to watch it??

    • @joined_shores_art
      @joined_shores_art 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      NO WAY! Batman would never do that! >:c

    • @quinntaylor2476
      @quinntaylor2476 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That was probably my favorite scene in the anime.

    • @thesupervideogamenerdmore3171
      @thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Top 10 anime Spongebob moments.

    • @percoteix7966
      @percoteix7966 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG I NEVER KNEW THAT