They've played so much Mario Party that their brains are starting to not even register the minigames as activities to participate in- malf and apollo straight up didnt vote on thwomp the difference- nl threw like twice, and then the grabber game after was just tragic to watch, i think they're getting the Mario Party Yips dude lmao
I do think it is funny that he does no want to aknowledge that he wins like 90% if the game of Mario Party they play. Like he is the only one actually trying half the time aint no shame in it
I'd like to find out what NL smokes his ass with cause his ass is phat. You seen that picture of him kneeling? My God, I may be straight but that makes me question my faith. Dumpy as smooth as Humpty Dumpty, bruh. I don't know what I wrote there, something came over me lol
The Pokemon card stuff has gotten out of hand. Not to even mention the artificial scarcity of grades set by companies like PSA Grading, the price inflation being based on "previous sales" is absurd. They can just put their pack from 2015 on ebay, list a price, and slowly buy them at a high price from a sock puppet account so the "previously sold for" number is higher. Sure, those card packs could have high value "chase cards", but it'll basically never be worth it to buy older card packs. Imagine purchasing a pack of 10 cards for 100-300 dollars and getting cards worth about 4 to 10 dollars. Its essentially just expensive scratch card gambling.
From the perspective of someone that just plays the game and has 3-4 decks lying around it's been really funny to watch "collectors" (aka. scalpers and the idiots that buy from them) go at each other's throats over Pokémon cards these last few years. Since every product gets opened like crazy because people want to put cardboard into plastic slabs it's been insanely cheap to buy playables for decks :)
i think it’s so funny Ryan rolled the “Toddler in the Wire” bit back out with the same fucking set up, except the first time it was his daughter in the wire saying “WHERES WALDO”
So about the gray peanut, Your brain is also technically Gray which is why they call it gray matter but when it has blood flowing through it it's a vibrant pink. The same goes for your extremities.
The Apple TV argument is the most frustratingly Ryan coded thing of all time. He sets out 2 separate boundaries which he is not willing to cross and apollos like actually you don’t have to do either of those things to get Apple TV and then Ryan doubles down on not doing the thing. Just say you don’t want to watch the show but he can’t. It’s just like any time he names a movie an actor is in or a song from a band - it’s never the most popular, he always has to have something more eclectic. You’d ask him “what’s a movie Tom Cruise is in?” And he would NEVER say mission impossible, he would say Magnolia or some shit. If you asked him to name a Britney Spears song he would never say Toxic he’d say circus or something.
Sometimes people can just not want to do something man. He opened with a clear "i'm over it" POV and they legitimately cornered him into trying to rationalize why he's at his wits end with apps to make him sound like a moron. You're taking crazy pills.
@@skrooz7864 taking crazy pills is trying to come up with bum reasons to not do something that don't make any sense and doubling down instead of just saying "I don't want to watch it"
@@jettisonanticsEveryone does that whenever they're told to do something they just don't want to. You want me to walk my neighbor's dog, actually I'm allergic to the specific breed of dog which my neighbor's is.
NL is right. just because you "only have to click one button" doesn't mean your data isn't getting shared with apple. Also, free trials and tempting "one button" sign up is a classic dark pattern, and apollo is falling victim to it while convinced he is on the moral high ground. You hate to see it
They have your data when you bought their phones, ipods or computers. Same goes for any brand that makes the same stuff and has their own ecosystem. It's 20 years too late to be making a stand unless Ryan wants to go off the grid.
@@coolboyyo654so youre saying lose all boundaries, subscribe to everything, because they probably already have all your data. Its too late, just subscribe to every service ever, and fuckyour principles. Because, thsts just silly to say. “Oh, walking down that dark dangerous alley might get me robbed, so i might as well walk through that dark dangerous alley and find out”
not inappropriate, its current year kids watch streamers who've replaced good/bad with W/L so the kids would obviously make fun of you now if you told them to call you mr L
Whoever said Elon Musk wasnt mainstream till 2016 is insane, mf was in Iron Man 2 as himself solely of off being known as the real life Tony Stark which was filmed in 2009 like CMON man. NL was right the chatter was 7 in 2009. Like this insane retcon of reality by someone who clearly never actually was socially aware of the world at the time has me losing it lmao 😭😭😭
have u ever watched his streams i watched him play the bazaar bc nl stopped playing it and it was legitimately painful of how much he was whining at people using the same builds that he was.
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The "I hope you're happy" supercut was so good dude
Hidden inside the long name tax breaks timestamp
Im thinking maybe he doesnt hope they happy
should be timestamped! @librarian
Ducksmoke
DID YOU JUST HAVE A MALF HIGHLIGHT REEL IN YOUR BACK POCKET??
timestamp my pharaoh
Starts around 16:00 @@chlomance
@@fahim_arif fair tidings to you
i hope youre happy, commenter
@@Njr-il5bz I hope you're happy
The hope you're happy supercut deserves freedom
10:31 6😢5
They've played so much Mario Party that their brains are starting to not even register the minigames as activities to participate in- malf and apollo straight up didnt vote on thwomp the difference- nl threw like twice, and then the grabber game after was just tragic to watch, i think they're getting the Mario Party Yips dude lmao
Apollo genuinely tweaking over mario party will never get old, a truly timeless bit
I do think it is funny that he does no want to aknowledge that he wins like 90% if the game of Mario Party they play. Like he is the only one actually trying half the time aint no shame in it
the pitch his voice gets to is a genuinely incredible phenomenon
the apple tv crash out is one for the books
Canadian Bene Gesserit voice: No, yeah no, fear is the mind killer, eh?
during ryan’s malding session in mario party i saw a chatter type “peepoFuckyouKory” and it really should’ve been an emote
It's crazy to me that Apollo tries to deny that he doesn't basically always win mario party.
you ever get off an exercise bike session feeling good but then despair at the knowledge that NL is absolutely smoking your ass
I'd like to find out what NL smokes his ass with cause his ass is phat. You seen that picture of him kneeling? My God, I may be straight but that makes me question my faith. Dumpy as smooth as Humpty Dumpty, bruh.
I don't know what I wrote there, something came over me lol
Comparison is the thief of joy, just keep pedaling that thang!
@@Adkeith47 I'm tired y'all. Gonna go to bike. Gnight!
i love how chiblee and ryan discovered the iggy izaela tire marks vid when i remember it being an insanely popular meme on like 2016 tumblr
wait, librarian can you re-do the video, I wasn't paying attention
The Pokemon card stuff has gotten out of hand. Not to even mention the artificial scarcity of grades set by companies like PSA Grading, the price inflation being based on "previous sales" is absurd. They can just put their pack from 2015 on ebay, list a price, and slowly buy them at a high price from a sock puppet account so the "previously sold for" number is higher. Sure, those card packs could have high value "chase cards", but it'll basically never be worth it to buy older card packs. Imagine purchasing a pack of 10 cards for 100-300 dollars and getting cards worth about 4 to 10 dollars. Its essentially just expensive scratch card gambling.
From the perspective of someone that just plays the game and has 3-4 decks lying around it's been really funny to watch "collectors" (aka. scalpers and the idiots that buy from them) go at each other's throats over Pokémon cards these last few years. Since every product gets opened like crazy because people want to put cardboard into plastic slabs it's been insanely cheap to buy playables for decks :)
@andros1486 I'm glad the game still functions and people are having fun despite the scalper madness!
That's how all of crypto works
@@gigitrix at least crypto has a purpose (buying drugs on the internet). I guess that also applies to the people that actually play the tcg.
They don't even open the packs
i think it’s so funny Ryan rolled the “Toddler in the Wire” bit back out with the same fucking set up, except the first time it was his daughter in the wire saying “WHERES WALDO”
Canadian Bene Gesserit Voice You will not impose tariffs on our goods
Well, I laughed at the supercut. I hope you're happy Librarian!
15:40 supercut of MALF hoping you're happy
5:38 NL predicts the market top and instantly the markets begin to fold
Watching this made me realize NL bits are basically Family Guy cutaway gags, but explained in words instead of being shown on screen
Were Family Guys, of course we love gags
2 hours of the gang, we're lollygagging at work today for real 👀
Ayo we're doing what to who at work? UUOOHH 😭💢😭💢😭💢
stop, get help.
he's cooking with his take on Alex Garland Civil War
me when I've only watched the first minute but want to comment
@@jonrite4 gotta get one off early to juice those engagement numbers.
Cooking a fart
So about the gray peanut,
Your brain is also technically Gray which is why they call it gray matter but when it has blood flowing through it it's a vibrant pink. The same goes for your extremities.
OH MY GOD THE HOPE YOURE HAPPY MIDROLL SUPERCUT
I hope you're happy, librarian
Librarian, please confirm that every time NL says, "I know that's right," he's referring to "Loop" by Yves feat. Lil Cherry
22:00 I have to agree with NL here, just can't be bothered to remember to cancel my free trial because otherwise it sucks off my wallet
Well, hope your happy.
31:46 i had this realization about Bruno Mars after i heard music from his and Andrew Paak's group Silk Sonic. He's really good
ty as always my goat
We're MALF guys, of course we hope you're happy
I wasn't ready for how much of an actual banger Eiffel 65 - My Console is what the hell its so good
Malf just hoping everyone watching the vid is happy
malf is so nice he hopes everybody is happy
can confirm, loonies are a time unit (i visited a canadian airport once)
Man's crashing out over AppleTV and I'm out here app free just sailing the seas and casting everything to my ChromeCast.
45:51 holy karthus from league of legends dance emote.
The second half once joke boat hits was so funny
"am I muted?!" got me so good
The Apple TV argument is the most frustratingly Ryan coded thing of all time. He sets out 2 separate boundaries which he is not willing to cross and apollos like actually you don’t have to do either of those things to get Apple TV and then Ryan doubles down on not doing the thing. Just say you don’t want to watch the show but he can’t. It’s just like any time he names a movie an actor is in or a song from a band - it’s never the most popular, he always has to have something more eclectic. You’d ask him “what’s a movie Tom Cruise is in?” And he would NEVER say mission impossible, he would say Magnolia or some shit. If you asked him to name a Britney Spears song he would never say Toxic he’d say circus or something.
I’m with Ryan on this one, every fucking app is like “free trial for 7 days, just put your card info in Apple”. Fuck that shit
Sometimes people can just not want to do something man. He opened with a clear "i'm over it" POV and they legitimately cornered him into trying to rationalize why he's at his wits end with apps to make him sound like a moron. You're taking crazy pills.
@@skrooz7864 taking crazy pills is trying to come up with bum reasons to not do something that don't make any sense and doubling down instead of just saying "I don't want to watch it"
Type A overdosing
@@jettisonanticsEveryone does that whenever they're told to do something they just don't want to. You want me to walk my neighbor's dog, actually I'm allergic to the specific breed of dog which my neighbor's is.
+2 to the chatter that said "she give me that wonder head" in response to the wonder bread bit.
39:46 Librarian and his consequences have been a disaster for NLs chat
🎶"I hope you're happy in the end~" 🎵
actually movie length, pork jesus mercy
The mistake is assuming that NL would like Severance anyway. He'd quit before the first episode was over.
Can somebody please edit Malf over Glinda’s face singing “ I hope you’re happy now”
begging for a peloton supercut
that’s the second time chib has gotten the set up “imitating my” and said breasts
NL is right. just because you "only have to click one button" doesn't mean your data isn't getting shared with apple. Also, free trials and tempting "one button" sign up is a classic dark pattern, and apollo is falling victim to it while convinced he is on the moral high ground. You hate to see it
dawg they already have the data
They have your data when you bought their phones, ipods or computers. Same goes for any brand that makes the same stuff and has their own ecosystem. It's 20 years too late to be making a stand unless Ryan wants to go off the grid.
@@coolboyyo654"I've already lost 7 times, betting once more isn't that much in retrospect you know"
@@coolboyyo654so youre saying lose all boundaries, subscribe to everything, because they probably already have all your data. Its too late, just subscribe to every service ever, and fuckyour principles. Because, thsts just silly to say. “Oh, walking down that dark dangerous alley might get me robbed, so i might as well walk through that dark dangerous alley and find out”
@xaf15001 it's no use, brother, they cannot be saved.
we're guys type shit, of course we type shit
shit
I hope you’re happy librarian
Does Chiblee not realize that he already has a lisp? How did no one call him out on that lol
hope you're happy
I love you librarian
Well I hope you're happy chat duckSmoke
bless librarian
14:25 can someone explain why "Mr.L" and "Lion Teacher" are inappropriate?
not inappropriate, its current year kids watch streamers who've replaced good/bad with W/L so the kids would obviously make fun of you now if you told them to call you mr L
1:02:25 Roffle mentioned
57:24 was perfect setup 😭
you cut out the part where he makes Eevee's cry :((((
>too old for marvel rivals
>plays mario party
Are the toys fun or not???
Don't bring up NL's incredibly consistent inconsistency with every other take he has or else you're gonna go insane
Tire marks tire narks
I hope you're happy, but not passive aggressively or sarcastically.
Glad to see chats collective UUUUs when Fauna mention (then the BAUs!!) but sad cuz not enough Nice, lets get this onto a tray when Steve mention :(
Puck queue got me pucked up fr fr
I thought chib was canonically bisexual for like the last 14 months 🥲
I've never and would never ship him because I'm normal but as a member of the alphabet Mafia I'm unsure if I can still stan😔✊
1:31:10 this would've gone hard on either of the days mentioned.
is NL losing it but like for real?
RIP my tall short king
19 seconds ago? Yessir
Whoever said Elon Musk wasnt mainstream till 2016 is insane, mf was in Iron Man 2 as himself solely of off being known as the real life Tony Stark which was filmed in 2009 like CMON man. NL was right the chatter was 7 in 2009.
Like this insane retcon of reality by someone who clearly never actually was socially aware of the world at the time has me losing it lmao 😭😭😭
42:10 had the video on 2x speed
Mr. Weather was fucking robbed
Bout to go 4-7 in ranked thanks
Either Apollo wins and is angry at others, or doesn't win and is angry at others. Everything else about Mario Party goes hard, but he's always salty.
have u ever watched his streams i watched him play the bazaar bc nl stopped playing it and it was legitimately painful of how much he was whining at people using the same builds that he was.
39:47 what
+2
Civil War was so boring holy shit
1 view after 13 seconds. Librarian fell off
I hope you're happy