"If someone walked over you while you are laying on the floor(summer are really really hot where we live), you'll stay short all your life!" I continued to blame my short height on that lie, until I noticed one day that I was taller than my mom.
First time my kid called me mom instead of mommy, I cried….lol. I couldn’t help it. She’s 12 now, I know she’s going to bring it back but I made a promise to not cry in front of her whenever it happens again 🤣🤣🤣.
My Mum told me as a kid that if my belly button came undone, that my ass would fall off 😅 this is the same woman who told me that MacGyver was a swear word 😅
My dad used to tell me that turning on the light inside the car while he was driving was illegal and the police would arrest us if they caught us. I believed that shit until the day I took my driving test 😅
😂I was told as a kid that if you play with your belly button, it could open up, and your guts would fall out. My uncle was the one who told me that, and it terrified me for years. For context, I was 7 and used to suck my thumb and play with my belly button; he hated to see it! 😂
I remember my grandma told me to pray for more food if wanted it (I was eating some bacon for breakfast one morning and asked for some more from her). I remember actually throwing up hands like this🙏🏽 at the table and prayed, out loud too. When I finished and looked down at my plate and saw no bacon, I never felt more betrayed😂😂😂
My mum and dad used to say, if I eat the crusts (from sandwiches) I'd get curly hair. Curly hair must have been dead trendy as a kid cause I fell for it everytime!
I could never even refer to my mum as "she" when I spoke about her. It used to rub my dad the wrong way. I had to say, "Mum said this" or "Mum asked for this." I couldn't say, "She said this" or "She asked for it"
39 years old changed from mommy to mother and caused my dad to not speak to me for a weekend because he took it as me cussing at my mom.. I watched this episode and it got me thinking 😅..need to go back to watching just for laughs
Guys, I had kidney stones. But they were too big and got stuck in the tubes. With the NHS, it took 5 weeks for surgery to remove them. In the mean time, I was having a 100ml bottle of morphine every 2 days, had tubes and wires coming out the end of my peen and had to put tablets up my arse every morning. It was the WORST. I said I'd walk into the sea if I get them again! And, after the surgery, the wires will still coming out the end of my P, and the nurse pulled them out while I was awake!! When they analysed the stones, they were formed from chemicals found in chocolate and caffeine! Nothing is safe!
The daddy to dad transition fear is wild to me - 9 or 10 years old should have an expectation that it will happen. I don’t view it as an act of defiance and my parents didn’t either. Some people are egomaniacal. Take that same hostile energy to your disrespectful coworkers or your boss you choose to be a doormat to - not your kids who are just growing up and developing their core self!
James saying he can't call a grown man daddy when he calls Fuhad daddy all the times is a level of funny that made me almost spit my coffee 😂😂😂😂
I wish my stepdaughter was young enough still to say some of this shit hahaha
@@jessicasnow3373 weirdo
@@sanexgaram648weirdo is not enough
That light on in the car has passed down since interior lights were invented. 😂😂
my grandma used to tell me if i eat while i was standing up my food would go to my feet and they would explode
Lmao what?!
She also said she doesn’t lie!!! 😂
@@sheilatorres8226 🤣🤣 grandparents are treacherous
What!?😂😂😂
Your grandmother is diabolical 😂
"If someone walked over you while you are laying on the floor(summer are really really hot where we live), you'll stay short all your life!" I continued to blame my short height on that lie, until I noticed one day that I was taller than my mom.
Well the child was obviously a werewolf and his parents were trying to keep him from turning too early😭🤣
😂😂😂😂 calling parents by name will get me knocked out before I could finish the sentence 😂....love the videos❤
My mom told me when I was little if I ate a watermelon seed a tree would grow in my belly 😂
Pregnant people did not make this any better.
I'm with Fuhad. James for sure said that shit about the ice cream truck
I also remember this - I wonder if he was saying that his friend's mum said it. But I also remember it from this studio
That light in the car lie is transcontinental appt😭🤣
First time my kid called me mom instead of mommy, I cried….lol. I couldn’t help it. She’s 12 now, I know she’s going to bring it back but I made a promise to not cry in front of her whenever it happens again 🤣🤣🤣.
My mom said none of her kids called her mommy 😂 now we all have her nickname as her name in our phone instead of mom
I was told that if I smelled dandelions I'd wet the bed, we call them piss the beds😂
🤣Imagine sowing the seeds for your kid having an eating disorder by saying they'll be eaten by monsters in their belly if it rumbles.
Brazyyy😂😂😂😂
My Mum told me as a kid that if my belly button came undone, that my ass would fall off 😅 this is the same woman who told me that MacGyver was a swear word 😅
Macguyver is a swear word. 😂 that is amazing.
@@juniper9251 I still feel like I’m in gonna get in trouble if I say it now…I’m 36 years old 😂
Same! My grandad used to tell me if I unscrew my belly button my butt would fall off 😂
Whistling in the dark is definitely someone thats Native American 😂 only ever heard that on the rez
This is a common superstition in Caribbean culture as well, not whistling in the dark but whistling when inside.
I’ve been believing that and I’m not risking shit 😭
When I was a kid, my parents use to say if I talk with food in my mouth I'll grow horns on top of my head.
My dad used to tell me that turning on the light inside the car while he was driving was illegal and the police would arrest us if they caught us. I believed that shit until the day I took my driving test 😅
I was told if I stand in front of any doorway, you're blocking the money..... WHAT??
my parents told me that if i swallowed seeds, a tree will grow from my stomach. I still can't swallow seeds now, scarred for life.
0:25 scary the first time I did it and dad looked at me like a criminal 😂😂
Is this not true?????😭😭
😂I was told as a kid that if you play with your belly button, it could open up, and your guts would fall out. My uncle was the one who told me that, and it terrified me for years. For context, I was 7 and used to suck my thumb and play with my belly button; he hated to see it! 😂
my dad use to tell me that if i eat the crusts on my sandwichs it'd make my hair grow long asf 😭
My parents used to tell me that if I played with my belly button too much, my bum would fall off 😂
I remember my grandma told me to pray for more food if wanted it (I was eating some bacon for breakfast one morning and asked for some more from her). I remember actually throwing up hands like this🙏🏽 at the table and prayed, out loud too. When I finished and looked down at my plate and saw no bacon, I never felt more betrayed😂😂😂
My mom used to tell me if I put a screwdriver in my bellybutton and twisted it my ass would fall off💀💀💀
What 😂😂😂💀
My mum and dad used to say, if I eat the crusts (from sandwiches) I'd get curly hair. Curly hair must have been dead trendy as a kid cause I fell for it everytime!
i had similar but they say it just make my hair grow 😭
Every time my father would fart he'd jump up and tell everyone a rat just ran across the room😭😭mind you no rats in the damn house 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
😆 🤣 😂 i never called nobody daddy
I watched this on my laptop with my parents sat there worst thing everrrrr
In my language we say “mama” I’m 24 now and still say this.
That they never had premarital sex. Found out from my uncle when I was older, that's all they would do in high school.
Yeah I found out that my sister was already 2 months along when they got married. 😆
I could never even refer to my mum as "she" when I spoke about her. It used to rub my dad the wrong way. I had to say, "Mum said this" or "Mum asked for this." I couldn't say, "She said this" or "She asked for it"
i love yalls videos its so funny i always laugh so much
james def said the thng about the ice cream
if they sweep your feet while they cleaning you wont get married, i guess it was true
My mom used to say that if i eat food while laying down ill grow horns like a cow 😂😂😂😂
My dad told me if I played with fire I'd piss the bed. It didn't help that I was actually a really bad bed wetter.
If you eat while laying down, your stomach will turn to the side! Scared me when I was a child😅
Kidney stones is the worst thing for a bruddah to get i get them often and you have to piss them out and all i can say is ouch
I call my mom her name 😭😭😭
Me too! 😂😂
a part f your dads heart died when he heard that happened to me with my kids
My friends mum would say if you pressed the hazard button in a car the car would explode
39 years old changed from mommy to mother and caused my dad to not speak to me for a weekend because he took it as me cussing at my mom.. I watched this episode and it got me thinking 😅..need to go back to watching just for laughs
You guys parents were some liars 😂 my mom just told the truth or wouldn’t say anything 😂😂
Guys, I had kidney stones.
But they were too big and got stuck in the tubes.
With the NHS, it took 5 weeks for surgery to remove them. In the mean time, I was having a 100ml bottle of morphine every 2 days, had tubes and wires coming out the end of my peen and had to put tablets up my arse every morning.
It was the WORST.
I said I'd walk into the sea if I get them again!
And, after the surgery, the wires will still coming out the end of my P, and the nurse pulled them out while I was awake!!
When they analysed the stones, they were formed from chemicals found in chocolate and caffeine!
Nothing is safe!
Was told having the light on in the car at night was illegal and we'd get pulled over 😂😂😂😂 FOR WHAT??? Just say yall didn't want it on!!
Up until I was about 7/8 I believed because of my grandad that if I unscrewed my belly button, my butt would fall off
And if I eat my sandwich crusts my hair would go curly!
I was told the more you cry, the less you pee. I believed that until I was 10. I was a big cry baby .
The daddy to dad transition fear is wild to me - 9 or 10 years old should have an expectation that it will happen. I don’t view it as an act of defiance and my parents didn’t either. Some people are egomaniacal. Take that same hostile energy to your disrespectful coworkers or your boss you choose to be a doormat to - not your kids who are just growing up and developing their core self!
If you sweep the floor at night, you are sweeping your womb away. African parents are scary bruh
I call my Mum by her first name sometimes for bants 😂. She loves it haha. I’m the eldest and only girl so I’ve earned the right lol ☺️.
I went from mommy to mom to Mother,,,,, im still scared
Kidney stones feels like you've been stabbed!
Idk I call my Jamaican mom by her name and her nickname😭 I guess I got lucky
I had kidney stones twice, wasn't that bad.
The whistling at night is real. Well in the US it is. Look it up. Im extremely superstitious. I just grew up that way. Puerto Rican are just that way.
Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You can't wear red when it's raining/ thundering; otherwise, you’ll be struck by lighting... 🥹
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