MEET MY GIRLFRIEND

[@Anomaly]

I love my girlfriend :-b
Also, here's the Gut Knife Emerald giveaway link: twitter.com/CSOFFERME/status/975110865694461953

[@bigsmokedeadmeme7904]

Anomaly najs

[@rydiinx3]

GAY

[@whirdubz]

Anomaly so gay lol

[@MMP-1119]

Anomaly hi anomaly

[@chachacharealsmooth5735]

Anomaly 👌👌👌👌👌👌

[@NadeKing]

so Tinder actually works..

[@reak514]

no u

[@julian6353]

Lmao

[@bhavyakanodia9427]

Amazon is better apparently

[@damsel_deere]

*_Its a match!_*

[@evvilando]

You mean amazon

[@OGLocHOMIEXD]

*So I found this new girlfriend*

[@circle4883]

Lmao xddd

[@gabita6646]

you buster

[@jerppaaa]

Lmaoo

[@simon47462000]

lol

[@tsuhe4]

anomaly lowkey player

[@theothott4536]

I feel like anomaly bought this then his parents found it then he said it was for a video and had to make this

[@titanashinsuke1901]

Theo thott nice

[@vvshadowzvv1912]

Dude he is literally calling his father "You durty old man" and he is talking gay stuff infront of his mother. Do you think he cares. I think he dong give a fuck about that doll

[@ragebotq351]

VvShadowZvV 19 it was joke

[@nutedi]

I feel like anomaly wanted to have some "fun" with her "girlfriend" but then his parents found out he had this thing and he had to make a excuse and came up with this

[@hatthay997]

Niko lol he pays for everything they do. They don’t care

[@thecruzeexperience6413]

i can see him getting more and more uncomfortable as the video moves along

[@ryzen2514]

Lol anomaly liked this comment as Well nice call

[@hatthay997]

CLIPZ CITY maybe he laughed at it? 🤔

[@marshmallowwrap]

You mean sex doll

[@candeniz5999]

This is the day that Anomaly fully lost his mind.

[@starless_void]

I think he still has some sanity to go

[@sup3rAVATARtlafAN]

If he just now lost his mind Papanomaly must have brain tumors all over.

[@candeniz5999]

I think real Papanomaly is already dead so this is a clone. A normal person can't resist too much tumor

[@SanoKei]

"I'm very disappointed on your choice" Anomaly's mom

[@redd_bbird]

my mom says that to me but that I was born instead of my choice

[@dr.toasty2343]

I love how he bought a 2k$ sexdoll for a meme video lol

[@002-v7j]

dedication.

[@imhivebtw4415]

Or did he🤔

[@MacaqueStinx]

Not just for a video, bud

[@hattiwattti6951]

Someone send him a tube of lube for dry seasons!!

[@HarryBerry316]

mark 2.0 yeah 😏

[@cyeetus729]

I thought Stephen Hawking died

[@ryzen2514]

Cøyeetus ffs (－‸ლ)

[@surajpatel2877]

Cøyeetus naw he is just fucking the dead corpse now

[@crook8473]

i thought anomaly gay

[@EloLel]

emoji

[@WackAsian]

pre recorded

[@MatSzal]

I don’t know why I thought it was going to be legit

[@drillz8945]

P1lls McGee me 2

[@agust5670]

Me 2

[@mrpumpkinpumpkins3926]

same

[@Mackan1]

P1lls McGee same

[@cat_loaf943]

P1lls McGee 😂☠

[@kanjeexd5482]

Anomaly is in new Pewdiepie video REEEEEEEEEEE

[@paulxd6874]

Kanjee xd whats the name of the video

[@achu8012]

which one

[@osmanpasa-toyotayaris1968]

What video name plez

[@ConvenTK]

Hes in the recent Ylyl

[@smid7502]

Link plzzzzzzzz

[@marcopolio6591]

Netflix: Are you still watching?
Somebody’s daughter: 7:27

[@divides1631]

Almost true story but instead of somebody’s daughter it was my mom

[@GamePlayGoose]

@@divides1631 oh well uh

[@aqib4925]

727

[@ptz9489]

Anomaly is the peak of human evolution.

[@DoctorKalkyl]

Peak of deevolution you mean!

[@maciata5179]

"I'm very disappointed on your choice" ~MAMANOMALY 2K18

[@franspai7415]

Mateusz Maciata on your choice

[@timmysinvestments3110]

she is now battle scarred

[@pold111]

it used to be factory new

[@friendlyfire3412]

2:50
Papa : But...but.. Its a doll
Anomaly : No...

[@Cpt412]

Friendly Fire yes but actually no

[@imboredaf1742]

No it's a sex doll

[@Kratos-qp7ux]

yeah we can hear and read

[@Bob-kv3mr]

Very nice video yes

[@matewin8088]

Bob XD You are so fast

[@sauce5213]

Bob where can i buy you :))))

[@haderloker118]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BuddDwyer666]

Hahaha

[@chadilaz]

Bob HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@GeodesicBruh]

Has anyone noticed her shirt?
“9/11 was an insidie job”

[@kaidarell2504]

stop looking at her boobies lol

[@divides1631]

@z e t h that’s what I said wait what

[@sarpbey]

Deepweb level 6 shit

[@davidgranlie8745]

ikr

[@MrTrueKira]

more like deepweeb, am I rite?

[@keycrafter7471]

He's too far from that no weeb can't bypass this unless they have a doll like anomaly has

[@isee7283]

More like level 2

[@ZedArray]

7:00 i can't tell if he's laughing or crying

[@hexagonal69]

Probably laughing, or fake crying.

[@busenmeister5115]

I bet he won her on csoffer because csoffer best trading site in world

[@imnotbulletproof6043]

Busenmeister yeah but what did he trade with?

[@jacobalix7695]

I’m not Bulletproof he selled his wife for gf

[@Lumi_Doggo]

Lmfaoooooooooo

[@swiguv6013]

I’m not Bulletproof internet connection

[@Tsar_One]

Busenmeister Deutsch?

[@kRVRKV]

before I start watching the video I will write what I think I'm about to see
*gf is papa*
Edit: oh

[@StreamersEveryday]

i play gomputer close

[@sabiai.]

i play gomputer close enough

[@gooflol]

Why'd I think it was real..

[@spookyengie735]

because you want him to get wive

[@sergiocardenas9104]

same

[@DixiMouly]

9:35 my csgo team

[@KerimTTV]

FeyDy xd

[@SirPig1337]

Yfsyectkdgsfqjfkvjvrehqjihicteutufusuhkjvgdhegdlkgobsjjdkeuejdoguehehejtcofjfsgggrnejrvqgebofuhjg......You are going to buy me a new keyboard

[@jackfox4541]

Hehe

[@Taksówka_Antek]

XD

[@kqexzz]

Lol

[@Joshierocks100]

Anomaly: I think I am paralyzed.
Papa: Yes.

[@crook8473]

u mom g4y

[@agge4261]

I think anoamly has gone insane

[@cat_loaf943]

agge 42 he is

[@cedriccanlas2717]

agge 42 Hes been insane

[@Smuggerino]

When you don't have a gf for this long you go insane

[@silistardemirovic8602]

yeah just like ur spelling

[@agge4261]

this is youtube my friend no one can spell

[@nohandbeyond6003]

Anomaly only doing gambling vids to buy sex dolls

[@tomuks47]

Whats her name?
-Bob
:DDDDD

[@skrypt58]

MA NEYM BOB

[@Tvngsten]

She does bob-sleigh

[@MovieclipsWseb]

I think shes a gold digger

[@DobbeltD]

We need a part 2 of this, fuck I was dying!

[@merkules3227]

DobbeltD I'm also dying on the inside. Don't worry, it will be over soon.

[@DobbeltD]

Yeah, that one got me dying so hard, Wolfyy xD

[@casperrosendahl866]

DobbeltD Dansk??

[@DobbeltD]

Casper Rosendahl Jensen Yes.

[@cheems8089]

still dying

[@jamiemoore4306]

4:05 *Normal people in Sweden walk past hill and see man wearing a balaclava and a red hoodie pushing a sex doll on a sled down a hill whilst a old man is recording*
*their first thought is* "Virgin".
This video is hilarious though, although I question whether anomaly has gone completely insane.

[@cachorrocareca3233]

Sociopath *epic thud*

[@geovani60624]

Sounds like something from the deep web

[@petachad420]

*_Rimworld art lvl 100_*

[@amoghphadke1304]

their second thought is fuck that damn autistic run

[@HeavyUpdate8552]

Autismo momento

[@joghurtsommelier9371]

I'm surprised your girlfriend isn't papa

[@organicleaf]

tbh, after seeing the thumbnail i thought he would just show his mum

[@woksolid6885]

xXMarcell_DavisXx uhh that's illegal in Sweden

[@kyuubi9704]

mich auch

[@chuchello9776]

You still alone gay :(

[@adamhunjak4501]

no u

[@markobackman3197]

Гейб Ньюэлл yep lol

[@vkirovhh728]

"Gey"

[@galaxy6143]

I need to be quiet because it’s 1AM but 7:40 has me dying and now my throat kinda hurts (no correlation to the vid) from laughing so hard 😂 😂

[@emilakerberg7545]

Haha aha same here

[@kiticcjovo]

Same bro ahahhahaha

[@chippyconqueror]

it's 3:40 am and i can not stop fucking erupting in laughter from the paper towels burning at 6:13

[@doomixVAL]

CJ: *enters room*
Big smoke: 0:50

[@Nenok54]

*OOOOOOHhhH*

[@oggegy]

"But its a doll?" "No"

[@ebbebiiiiiebebebe]

0:50 oscar winning acting

[@yellowfridge5002]

"I'm very disappointed on your choice"

[@enderedge7884]

3:04
Pa pa:What's her name?
Anomaly: *stares intensely* BOB

[@reman3000]

B O B hh

[@bobbruh4616]

but im bob

[@bobbruh4616]

that must be bob frick but im bob volvo

[@pawejsk6069]

Holy shit papanomaly Look fly af with that bit longer beard and moustache

[@drownintea6317]

*So i found this new Amazon package...*

[@anti.com_john]

Ahaaaa....I see what you did there :)

[@markrutte7813]

5:27
Swedish man paralyzing himself in honor of Stephen Hawking

[@BenjaminPeterParker]

Brum ;-; too soon fam, too soon...

[@generaljoemalia6077]

Brum ;-; lmao

[@Kishnya]

you never fail me you brighten up my day every time i watch you!

[@rdk750]

9:17 Anomaly is a KKK executioner

[@ITVYYT]

Do you know what KKK is??

[@ITVYYT]

xd Death69 Yes but how the fuck the time stamp he wrote is related to KKK

[@kermitlegrof550]

Itay Oz its not xd

[@kermitlegrof550]

Itay Oz he looks more like jihad

[@hubalaszlo6645]

CS.OFFER😂😂😂

[@4UKA534]

*But how is she in bed?*

[@thewave-qz9lt]

she S U C C S.

[@nukethat4997]

MarioGamesBg well it is a sex doll

[@shiva777]

I GUESS YOU CAN SAY SHES DEAD IN BED EKSDI

[@halfi593]

+X Y Z
Did you mean ''veri nais''?

[@whatislife1337]

probably very submissive

[@warinaus]

When you think this is legit but you remember that your watching anomaly...

[@mykolasadomaitis5322]

XD XD nice xdd

[@auzell1449]

When you think this is a joke but then you realise you're watching Anomaly

[@warinaus]

Auz XD

[@XavyreHeil]

8:43 AWP flick

[@lltech2343]

8:44

[@lltech2343]

8:45

[@KerimTTV]

Zerghunter666 imagine he would hit his foot

[@BustNutyear]

7:40 i think i got a six pack from laughing

[@trickerino]

Same, my dude

[@Gamer-ff3dt]

same Xd

[@OhHenrie1]

I know right. I couldnt control myself hahaha

[@xxalpha-_-ghosty649]

Same 😂😂

[@ariffhazman7681]

Bust Nutyear
.

[@Schultyedits]

7:45 lost it...

[@pantimehii6370]

Im dead inside

[@randomsomeguy156]

Schulty who didn’t

[@RealTomw]

im dead inside and outside

[@kiudsfydsi]

i cried bro

[@r3nnoc]

Same

[@PartyMain]

Anomaly: your mom gay
Gf: no, u
*sad violin sound effect*

[@AnansiMaxine]

TwisT your dad lesbian

[@sebastianstangassinger4335]

TwisT your sister a Mister

[@rainbowlower4593]

TwisT in the meme you're suppose to use you're cuz fun reasons

[@rishi0299]

Nobelium Uranium

[@randomsomeguy156]

nobelium uranium

[@mushromus7764]

2:23 Me when I hear someone is at the door and I know my dad went out dor McDonalds 30 min ago

[@nohandbeyond6003]

Imagine that their neighbours are watching them all the time and they‘re like wtf dude

[@dedmajor]

Why she look like post op michael jackson

[@Skulltroxx]

I can't believe, that I actually thought that the thumbnail was Anomaly with a real GIRL 😑😂

[@jackandmiller3474]

As You Can See This Masked Specimen Is Going Insane.

[@trachepanda5133]

"Me and my girlfriend, we love each other many a lot." - Anomaly, 2018.

[@isuckontrains4602]

if anomaly can get a gf there is still hope for me

[@cov5591]

At 7:40 i actually spat the juice that i was drinking all over my monitor. Best thing i have seen in a while

[@dyfferent9883]

Toast. the way he keeps shoving it into her/its face is just amazing. also his mom's reaction was gold 😂😂

[@k24424]

8:43
OHMYGOD IM FUCKING CRYING XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@Dolomagazine]

Lastname secondname Me too xD

[@fatherfelix5197]

Same

[@chancetollison5845]

I AM DEAD

[@RimuKora]

I saw an ad

[@michi7141]

7:40 xD lmao

[@gin5256]

This is really depressing to watch xddddddddddddd

[@SupaPLAi]

I was actually so disappointed when I found out it was a doll

[@thingonfire2946]

oh.

[@alexgreen3630]

SupaPLAi same

[@pinhead6764]

i thought it was his papa

[@pinhead6764]

+defellman same xd

[@x0m36h4]

2:26 at least she won't run away

[@ShitOwl]

lmao top 10 saddest discoveries in amine

[@juliannatale6743]

At least she can't run away

[@migueltekin4169]

🅾️🅾️F

[@tectikz9184]

Papanomaly:But it's a doll.
Anomaly: No
XD

[@shiina_7]

This is gonna get demonetized 100% XDD

[@rightfulfuture4]

ましろ
Lol I still see ads

[@sora-vn5tk]

ましろ Mashiro

[@SalmonKid7]

M E E T
M Y
W I F E A F T E R 2 M O N T H S
*O M E G A L U L*

[@d4ddre]

Sammy Markoe rip m3rk

[@gibby9298]

Lmao merk

[@Xsar1942]

Rip english

[@WhimsicalVR]

Shots fired at merk :D

[@ADHDAUSTIN]

Merk reference?

[@UnstoppableVideos]

is this mamanomaly reveal?

[@Finkelfunk]

Unstoppable He was talking about his girlfriend not mine

[@dwightkurtschruteiii9347]

Finkel - Funk AHAHAHAHAHAH

[@toad7395]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@starless_void]

No, it's GFNomaly reveal

[@lallarn6684]

STOLE MY COMMENT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@tomotins6063]

"we met on amazon" ... dude i laughed so hard

[@f0resstt755]

So you break up with body pillow? Sad

[@crook8473]

no Shitty anime pillow

[@MommyRetsu]

When i saw this title i thought i was dreaming.... And indeed i was...

[@literaltrash8652]

9:22
When you accidentally broke something and then your mom appears

[@miyanotatchan]

1:36 the 6 years old me pretending having a phonecall with my girlfriend

[@kate7673]

Steve hackings didn’t die for this

[@R4MY]

his wifi was broken

[@TairaDekretser]

He died cuz he got blue screen of death

[@psychophobia6974]

He got hacked and die becouse of a virus

[@liamstevenson2896]

It's Hawkings u silly billy

[@jxnaz3737]

Whatever he consumes I want it too

[@camper1749]

redball

[@jxnaz3737]

AmCawptr i‘m already consuming Monster and it doesn’t work :-(

[@gabou1370]

csoffer energy drink

[@topdog6843]

She’s our girlfriend now

[@justsam2206]

so beautiful, love her shirt!
you're so lucky to meet BOB!

[@kavaaddicted8219]

9:44 Chris brown slapping Rihanna (colorized)

[@ludus1135]

Category: Gaming

[@naravitprangtong9617]

How to tell you’re depressed:
This

[@stephantj3169]

Otto ii

[@zeregaa]

mom:why don't you ever play with the neighbour kid?
neighbour kid: 1:52

[@VollSchrillXD]

When he tried to shove that champagne bottle down her throat, I died, I completly lost it :,D

[@unknownbla1357]

Norbert Milcarek did u just assume it's gender?

[@Lindiz]

only gf?? how about the forgotten pillow gf??

[@xalyim385]

Lindiz never forgetti

[@christianmogol960]

10:26 background

[@cairyss7778]

Pillow gf is his secret hooker rn

[@Napoleonpancake]

This needs to be on CSGO Rewind 2018

[@lembarkii8669]

But the video is not based on csgo ._.'

[@Neon-gl7po]

so..whats her name?
...
...
*bob*

[@ioridelacruz3922]

*bobs or vegene*

[@metaDeWeta]

Papanomaly has nice beard very nice

[@apo911]

Has anomaly ever made a serious video without memes or jokes?

[@victorlindqvist261]

AliL except when his dad lost his company, nope

[@mrpampers]

AliL No c:

[@swagok467]

The one where he reached out to valve.

[@dilajc785]

watch “why i am being sellout”

[@Xeph0r]

no

[@doruktolga5025]

What a lovely couple.

[@peltomies6975]

7:26 -> never laughed that much in my life

[@LoranMaes]

"Don't wear glasses at dinner. It's very impolite" - Autistomaly 2k18
*at the moment he wears glasses while dinner* NICE

[@Speeno22]

Loran he need glasses for sight tho

[@LoranMaes]

jack P Dear Jack.
I'm not stupid. It was the joke man...

[@radicalsuicide7109]

don't try to fool us, we all know that your real girlfriend is your right hand

[@bogdanmayskoy]

Okay

[@Wezzen]

Soo true its your second girlfriend

[@bradleyliu4156]

10:19 her freaking eyes!

[@Barbababa69]

Bradley Liu stephen Hawkin

[@Denzix]

0:50, when someone walks in on you lookin at loli's

[@Foxtrot-qd1yf]

She cant say no when dead

[@Cloobornius]

I love papa so much, The bond you two have is inspiring, I wish me and my dad got along as you two do.
Love from United States ❤️

[@finps9786]

This is the most disturbing and distressing video i've ever seen on the site.

[@shermanpaddinton3186]

It's really not

[@d1st0rt037]

BTW it's called humour :) Look up the word in the dictionary and if you don't know what the word dictionary means then you can che- fuck it I don't know why I'm writing this comment cause you probably don't have a brain :D
PS if you wrote this comment sarcastically, then I'm sorry for offending you :D

[@arag1574]

FinPS better be a joke

[@finps9786]

Call me Putin because I just started yet another conflict

[@d1st0rt037]

dead meme 🤔🤔

[@josefalcongomez3399]

Papanomaly:Sooooo... What her name
Anomaly:...............BOB.
Omg i died with this.

[@Vicky-eg9ol]

Dear Anomaly, thank you for you and your friends and family’s funny videos! it has helped me through my depression and i am very thankful for u. its not thanksgiving but you are veri nais!

[@morre3462]

Your girlfriend is your mom lol

[@morre3462]

Anomaly is my mum

[@MrUrg-vq4yb]

no u

[@adamhelsing6999]

my mom is your anomaly

[@hellbane391]

I feel like this is going to get removed from youtube... Love it

[@FalconProductions_]

“Hello, I think I’m paralyzed”
Papa: Laughs

[@christian.808]

This video is so sad 😞
rip anomaly virginity.

[@christian.808]

I think I'll also try to find my other half on amazon today :-)