A sad baby vampire is a WAH!-mpire A vampire in a peanut butter sandwich is a jampire A vampire that lights up a dark room is a lampire A vampire with atomic number 95 is an Ampire
Since vampires can only go out at night, the need a source of light on order to see. This is achieved by certain vampires developing bioluminescence. The ones that develop this trait are called Lampires
Those rapid-fire vampire puns at the end caught me off guard! Did Alex write those down ahead of time or practiced them before? It's not like him to make up almost 10 puns one after another!
Fun fact: for gabby, the guy who created Wonder Women was a fan of bdsm and found it frustrating that not enough women were interested in bdsm. so he made the character in an attempt to introduce girls to that world at an early age, and he would have more people interested in bdsm
7:28 I can agree completely on that, especially with the reeses cups adds where the guy is doing that voice as if he's talking to his bedmate and it drives me up the walls As for the whole over pronounced S thing I always laugh, because it always sounds funny
I hope your situation gets better. If it's any consolation, I can understand where you are coming from. You should try to surround yourself with people that make you feel confident and happy with yourself. Also helps to practice positive self-talk. But don't feel bad if you are struggling.
Any chance you guys could put the good clips at the start? and then the rest of them where its just conflict mostly caused by Jake and having to listen to his forced witch cackle laugh over the top of everyone.
10:13 Gabby must have been too busy eating the road lines to hear Jake.
Or pointing out dogs 😆.
Or, if it's Gabby, it's road lions.
A sad baby vampire is a WAH!-mpire
A vampire in a peanut butter sandwich is a jampire
A vampire that lights up a dark room is a lampire
A vampire with atomic number 95 is an Ampire
Those vampire jokes at the end have no right to be that funny, I'm crying with laughter. Damnit Alex.
It's worse that now half the comment chain are edging along the whole bit. XD
The vampire jokes sucked :D
@@ethanpflederer3395 If a Vampire sucks then he is called....a Vampire :P
if you hit a vampire so hard with your car you get air, they're be a rampire
Since vampires can only go out at night, the need a source of light on order to see. This is achieved by certain vampires developing bioluminescence. The ones that develop this trait are called Lampires
@@weaslegrease4544 You both are bastards, can't stop laughing for 2 minutes
Now I wanna play Age of ampires
0:58 that's how Jake's prawn watching started
If a vampire loved 80s music it’d be a Whampire
7:44 - Ads with 'S's in them? Mush be the lasht onesh of the sheashon!
On a different note - Ooh a dandelion~
Those rapid-fire vampire puns at the end caught me off guard! Did Alex write those down ahead of time or practiced them before? It's not like him to make up almost 10 puns one after another!
8 seconds in and im allready have made my self a garlic buttered toasted tomato sauce sandwich with pepsi in it
"with pepsi in it" did you put it on the sandwich
@@Nathan-hv4qj indeed
So when's the baby due?
Definitely preggo food right there @@JimmyBonez
@@JimmyBonez i think the baby allready expired idk never read the sticker
Goddamit, I can't believe how hard I laughed at those stupid vampire jokes.
if a vampire has grandkids they'd be a grandpire or a granpire
if a vampire could make you high it's a hempire
If a vampire was living in a tent it'd be a campire.
If a vampire wore underwear it'd be a pantpire.
If they where a king and watched over a country their country would be the hempire’s empire
If they find a car parked illegally on double yellow lines? Clampire.
Fun fact: for gabby, the guy who created Wonder Women was a fan of bdsm and found it frustrating that not enough women were interested in bdsm. so he made the character in an attempt to introduce girls to that world at an early age, and he would have more people interested in bdsm
That somehow makes sense and I hate it
I hate it
Thanks, I hate it.
@@goodgoodgodclips your welcome
If a vampire was a sauce it'd be worcestershire
Im gonna need more vampire jokes. They will be useful for torturing those who I hold most dear.
With Gabby on dolphins being cute but E V I L
The "if a vampire gets damp, it's a dampire" works well since dhampirs are a thing
those vampire puns made me audibly groan IN PAIN!
9:11 it would be hilarious watching these guys trying to play Cosmic encounter
Thank you, my curiosity is satisfied
or Halo: Combat Evolved
7:28 I can agree completely on that, especially with the reeses cups adds where the guy is doing that voice as if he's talking to his bedmate and it drives me up the walls
As for the whole over pronounced S thing I always laugh, because it always sounds funny
11:18 i got shouted at on fb for calling dolphins the bullies of the ocean 😂
the fucking vampire jokes Alex was making at the end were actually fucking gold, holy shit
To finish off Alex’s vampire jokes:
If they were bitten by George Michael they’d be a WHAM-pire 😂
He woke up and choose to be a dot matrix
10:15 i like how either jake's inner voice is mistaken for him actually speaking or gabby wasn't paying attention and i can't tell which is the case.
1:27 everyone to busey to notice jonk shooting another ally lol
Ellis always reminds me of one of those little yappy dogs always yelping but as soon as a proper dog comes around they yip while running
You know, im glad I've got you guys to always remind me how much happier I am barely having any friends at all ❤️
I hope your situation gets better. If it's any consolation, I can understand where you are coming from. You should try to surround yourself with people that make you feel confident and happy with yourself. Also helps to practice positive self-talk. But don't feel bad if you are struggling.
I appreciated the vampire puns XD
i liked the vampire jokes....but then again i am into Puntastic humor xD
Hope that there are more in the future.
6:12 Alex sounds like TFS DBZA Lord Chillled. Those who know will get it.
oh god he does...
lol
Jake's desperate laughter is terrifying
If a vampire is found at the Pizzaplex it'd be a Glampire.
If a vampire had a bright idea they'd be called a lampire
Cath I literally just had a bagel with avocado on it!
If a vampire becomes a chef you call him Count Spatula
If a vampire's kid has kids, he becomes a Grampire
If a Vampire blocks the flow of water it's a Dampire.
If I had friends, I'd probably lose them playing Overcooked 2. Thank goodness I don't have any.
I' am not eating Clean Ripe Avocado EVER again.
And I quote at 6 am " I'm making WAFFLES"
The vampire jokes physically hurt me
If a vampire is your hype man, nothing happens
Alex, if a vampire lights up a room. They are a lamp-ire
Make a Vampire hold a light bulb: Lampire.
If you burn a vampire, it turns into a campfire.
My friend and I recently started playing Overcooked 2 and let me tell you, 2 players is not enough to 3 star some of these levels💀
14:11 How would getting a vampire wet turn him or her half human?
The Vampire bit at the end was so stupid but it made me laugh so hard fsr
if alex was a vampire he would be a punpire, and with his jokes a crapire
A vampire with a speech impediment is a st-st-st-stampire.
I had this in the backround and just heard 'Oh, It's going into my mouth Jake' from Alex and I swear I took 2 D6 Psychic damage from that.
KF2 is fun as hell
This was probably the most horniest video these guys could have ever posted 😂
9:10 I belive CE stands for Halo: Combat Evolved
Cath has now ruined avocado for me. Cheers mate
That Dolphin charity stream must have been awkward for Gabby
maybe one day you guys can rage in killing floor 3!
can't wait for that to happen.
If a vampire was a streetlight, they'd be a lampire.. I had to add one on
7:45 That's damn near a Kiwi accent.
CE? Conan Exiles? That's what I think when I hear that anyway. Fun game, y'all could give it a try!
Halo: Combat Evolved
If a vampire wins a match it would be called a champire :D
You guys should really try some of the mods for killing floor 2, like new maps and weapons.
i like how theres really modern guns and theres a ww2 german beside you im not confused at all 4:31
I love all of the dumb vampire wordplay, I have no idea what that says about me. :P
Took me a moment to realize stretchers meant gauges
Simon from Neebs Gaming seems to a rocket scientist compared to Jonk.
If a vampire was homeless they would be a tramppire.
What is Ellis’s earring
Video was loading and there was no picture and all I heard was someone whistling, and I was changing as well
17 Seconds ago? Great timing refresh button
That ending was literally telling the same joke till it’s funny
KF2 is SO MUCH easier when you aim for the head of the Zed. All I'm seeing are body shots. 😂😂😂
if they couldn't walk they'd be a rampire.
Using the handbrake at a red light? Huh, interesting
wait isnt a dhampire an actual thing? .... well as far as a fantasy creature can be a actual thing
Love it!!
Dolphins do it on porpoise
Why the fuck are you putting the handbrake on at traffic lights?!
Supposedly the daddy of BDSM was Richard von Krafft-Ebing. Do what you will with that information.
If anyone actually knows what CE is, please tell i'm very curious
Halo: Combat Evolved
FUCKS SAKE GUYS!!!!!
Nice 👍
4 minutes ago. I've never been this early.
Something something... FIRST!
Woooo
Any chance you guys could put the good clips at the start? and then the rest of them where its just conflict mostly caused by Jake and having to listen to his forced witch cackle laugh over the top of everyone.
You guys are the type of people that probably say geo. metry.