How Prisoners Use Vaseline In Prison...

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  • @plebkoolaid9919
    @plebkoolaid9919 6 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    This guy is a youtube legend. He left prison and learned how to make a youtube career, what are the odds

    • @mikegeorgius7589
      @mikegeorgius7589 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good question. What ARE the odds ? ? ?

    • @kitfisto2347
      @kitfisto2347 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      plebkoolaid shaun atwood did it but without being annoying

    • @garrettchapman8170
      @garrettchapman8170 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kitfisto2347 Shawn Atwood is annoying..

    • @leomatsuoka7625
      @leomatsuoka7625 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      10 to 3

    • @davefekete7187
      @davefekete7187 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@garrettchapman8170 yup

  • @gageregener3831
    @gageregener3831 6 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Your the only dude that can make a 30 minute video on Vaseline

    • @casual-goy8811
      @casual-goy8811 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Nekogami- now that's epic

    • @jaggirl
      @jaggirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Nekogami-Yes, 1001 uses for Vaseline.
      But only one matters. 🤣🤣😉

    • @Jay-bz4qj
      @Jay-bz4qj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jaggirl do not use Vaseline for that it will give you infections

    • @ChefBrokeardee
      @ChefBrokeardee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      100th like

    • @krisshaw9464
      @krisshaw9464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ya well you never seen pornhub then huh lol

  • @dansharpe2364
    @dansharpe2364 6 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Vaseline and re-entry are not words I ever want to hear in the same sentence.

    • @alexduke5402
      @alexduke5402 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dan Sharpe hahaha

    • @lucyg3917
      @lucyg3917 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You literally just put them in a sentence.

    • @dansharpe2364
      @dansharpe2364 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lucyg3917 ah, but I didn't say it out loud.

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I gave the bouncer, who had chapped lips, the vaseline to gain re-entry after i left the bar to grab my money

    • @modzn7904
      @modzn7904 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMFAO

  • @aaronbelcher3842
    @aaronbelcher3842 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Joe,you are so inspirational you show people you can be at your lowest and rise up and you make people happy every day with the hard work you put in your videos.

  • @andyjames2731
    @andyjames2731 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I use Vaseline on my rod, when I go fishing👍🏻

    • @walkerjeffcoat7852
      @walkerjeffcoat7852 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr Scrumpy what you fish for

    • @andyjames2731
      @andyjames2731 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@walkerjeffcoat7852 anything that takes an interest in my bait🤣

    • @mikerose2504
      @mikerose2504 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      razergamer starfish i bet

    • @treessmelllikegreen6129
      @treessmelllikegreen6129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mikerose2504 Brown starfish. ;)

    • @jaggirl
      @jaggirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, you meant fishing rod. 🤣

  • @Cromwell564
    @Cromwell564 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's Guerreroline.

    • @finechina3626
      @finechina3626 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cromwell564 best comment bar none

    • @MGFitness55
      @MGFitness55 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣bruhhhh

    • @HeIIboyKev
      @HeIIboyKev 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never laughed so hard.

  • @RoyceLovesHisShotgun
    @RoyceLovesHisShotgun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The 🎵strings @19:10 and all during the crazy, prison Kim K Vasoline concealment idea... 🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @defenestrationfan
    @defenestrationfan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    OMG - never would have guessed prison could be so much like the high school and the night before the prom! Haven't laughed that hard in a long time - Hollywood should give you an episodic show of your own.

  • @andrewjackson3278
    @andrewjackson3278 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Did anyone else have the same initial thought that I had about Vaseline in prison?

    • @Nahieem
      @Nahieem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @Nahieem
      @Nahieem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Andrew Jackson I had the same thought at first XD

    • @CosmosCat
      @CosmosCat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Andrew Jackson Definitely. And when he was talking about something that he “first experienced towards the end of his sentence,” I really thought that’s what it was about.

    • @jaggirl
      @jaggirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That its great for nappy rash? 😉

    • @proudtitanicdenier4300
      @proudtitanicdenier4300 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Oystein Martin Tvedt Stop lying

  • @ineedmymodfixed
    @ineedmymodfixed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When you do the little Joe boily neck voice it sounds EXACTLY like a guy I used to work with 😂😂😂 it's so spot on it's amazing

  • @dailytexas6822
    @dailytexas6822 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Joe I been here since your first 1k subs. We rocking with you in Texas

  • @edmiddleton4999
    @edmiddleton4999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Is it just me or is the audio level low in this video? My volume is all the way up and it's still low
    Anyways, always enjoy your prison stories. I enjoy all of your videos!! Keep up the hard work. This has become my favorite channel. Thank you for everything that you guys do. Much love

    • @dimmn82
      @dimmn82 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah its low

  • @danielaconti5123
    @danielaconti5123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had a very rough day today, I really needed one of your prison stories, thanks Joe.

  • @raymondray7555
    @raymondray7555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Your the best story teller I've ever watched lmao

  • @crystalwatters112
    @crystalwatters112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    YESSSSSS PLEASE DO YOUR OWN TH-cam REWIND THAT WILL BE EPICCCCCCC

  • @bryankringen5026
    @bryankringen5026 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Omfg I forgot how funny you can be joe... Jesus Christ you got me rolling boi!!

  • @justinmcmurray1859
    @justinmcmurray1859 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Well done Joe I miss the old prison stories that was a great show thanks

  • @ronaldbranchrb
    @ronaldbranchrb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Can't wait for the APS rewind 🔥🔥

  • @blake790
    @blake790 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I used to work at Walmart. There was an MS13 member working there who ran away from that life. He was actually a pretty nice guy and he had a daughter and was always excited when he was going to get to see her.

  • @bishop2985
    @bishop2985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Kid: Mom where did you meet dad
    Joe: Prison Resource fair

    • @richardwhite231
      @richardwhite231 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When I used to go to concerts before getting in the mosh pit I would lube up my entire body before jumping in the action. Guys try and grab ya you slip away like a wateelon seed

    • @sircowzgt9369
      @sircowzgt9369 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joe is this kids mom??

    • @babyinuyasha
      @babyinuyasha 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love your picture

    • @bishop2985
      @bishop2985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Baby Inuyasha lol thanks

    • @modzn7904
      @modzn7904 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh

  • @laurellocke2695
    @laurellocke2695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Joe...you got me crying...LOL!

  • @ladyalibat5559
    @ladyalibat5559 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I really enjoyed the idea of you making prison makeup💙. The only firsthand knowledge I have about Prison is as the great-granddaughter of the warden of "the castle on the Cumberland" in Kentucky, where we visited my grandma's family home next to the prison. But your stories are great & I'm so thankful that you share your experiences in prison with your audience. Not only are they amusing & honest, you really remind me of how much someone who is incarcerated depends on others to improve their situation. Friendships seem like they could be what keeps you hanging on, but how can you figure out if you can trust anyone other yourself?
    Your stories are poignant and funny, and I thank you for sharing them with your fans.I'm glad you seem happy & healthy; take care of yourself and your family!

  • @thoni2354
    @thoni2354 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've been watching you since you had almost 200 subs, you've come a long way dude! Respect is all I got for you 💪🏼💪🏼

  • @Daniel-vv9vp
    @Daniel-vv9vp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great video as always ! Love From Australia 🇦🇺

  • @wawi911
    @wawi911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    So if two people get the same chicks number, do they fight it out or does the more "powerful" or respected individual get rights and the other gives it up? Seems risky

  • @Literaturenjoyerman
    @Literaturenjoyerman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love this channel, it gives you alternative uses for all house hold items

  • @maxwellsobel8270
    @maxwellsobel8270 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know youtube rewind sucked ass this year but you really should have been featured man. What you are doing is amazing I respect you sooo much for turning your life around in prison. I think you really deserve more recognition for facing adversary having previously being in prison and taking advantage of that using this beautiful platform of youtube to share you experiences and educate people. Mad respect bro :)

  • @gene4438
    @gene4438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Put it on every knob in your house 😂

    • @idtgc1945
      @idtgc1945 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Margo Roth Spiegelman approves

  • @madrizza
    @madrizza 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best Episode in December so far.

  • @reids97
    @reids97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I laughed so hard watching this! Thanks!

  • @case1962
    @case1962 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Little boil-y neck!" 😂🤣
    Sorry -- but that ish was funny!

  • @WallyG_1995
    @WallyG_1995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Always happy to see a prison story video!

  • @cali313
    @cali313 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Joe. I like your prison stories. I only been in the county so I don't know how prison life is. So your stories are always interesting to me. Keep it up.

  • @jax9224
    @jax9224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Rewatch. Support from Southern Indiana

  • @geoffgordon5445
    @geoffgordon5445 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Why do you got Vaseline in yo mouth!?!” 😂

  • @brokenangel634
    @brokenangel634 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joe, you need to write a book! Seriously. My husband and I would buy it the day you have it out

  • @aaronaasbury5959
    @aaronaasbury5959 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Joe you had me rollin'. Sorry to laugh at your expense.

  • @boadams3207
    @boadams3207 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Prison stories are why I subbed.

  • @christinasash4073
    @christinasash4073 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for the prison story, it has been a while! I’ve missed these videos!

  • @dansigurdson
    @dansigurdson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    been watching for a few months doc had me on morphine for 11yrs ive been raiseing my grandaughter for 6yrs so i quit cold 1 week ago for me and her wish me luck

    • @jmccormick1490
      @jmccormick1490 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good luck! It isn't easy, but you can do it. I had to use kratom to get of of opiates, now im trying to get off of that. I also hear cbd oil can help with sleep and relaxation during withdrawal and is not addictive.

    • @dansigurdson
      @dansigurdson 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jmccormick1490 i live in BC so weed supply is good thank you for your thoughts

    • @A_Man_In_His_Van
      @A_Man_In_His_Van 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dont. Go get on methadone or get help. Or lest you be fucking around with king heroin soon enuff.

  • @Youtuber_user13
    @Youtuber_user13 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You’ve a really good sense of humour .. thanks I enjoyed the video

  • @jcargentum
    @jcargentum 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Prison job fair... Coal miner, uranium miner or asbestos miner... Take your pick.

  • @gjmayville7424
    @gjmayville7424 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Boy I love me some good old story time.

  • @ericdravenX00X
    @ericdravenX00X 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey, hey Joe.. i would like to say in all honesty.. this Lil Boylei Neck situation is something that u would see in like a Rick & Morty episode.. Hilarious video all the way thru..😂
    Thanks Joe.. I appreciate u..

  • @shainajshol
    @shainajshol 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I missed those prison stories. thank you

  • @jaggirl
    @jaggirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    2.28...Damn Joe, I effing jumped out of my skin. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @elpenahernandez4224
    @elpenahernandez4224 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like it when the content is more rescent keep the up the good work

  • @waelse1
    @waelse1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You are a born thespian, great story.

  • @DUBSTEP_KUSH305
    @DUBSTEP_KUSH305 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @17:30 I remember Dem days lol YOU GOT MAIL

  • @nooneisfree8625
    @nooneisfree8625 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love when you make content like this

  • @Official7ELEVEnShorts
    @Official7ELEVEnShorts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    never heard of Walmart saying they hire felons, I know that was suppose to be the point of Goodwill... But I worked for Goodwill for 2 years and they never hired 1 felon or donated to any charity, why I always tell people to donate there stuff to other places that actually help others in need.

  • @squidkidsyoutube3712
    @squidkidsyoutube3712 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think there might be another reason too. (Atleast, to me, would be a reason to go to a job fair) that it would show your probation officer, or the judge, or whoever, that you’re making an effort to reintegrate into society

  • @FirstGendodgegarage
    @FirstGendodgegarage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    joe you bad ass you made some maybeline make up shit hahahaha

  • @KB_Kickz412
    @KB_Kickz412 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Been watching every video since I found the channel. You sir deserve your own tv show or someshit. Your show is very entertaining thanks for making TH-cam worth watching again.

  • @CRIMS0N
    @CRIMS0N 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Audio sounds fine to me. (:

  • @joannahaber7698
    @joannahaber7698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m laughing. Thanks love ur channel!!!

  • @760savage8
    @760savage8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    What are your thoughts on solitary confinement? do you think it’s unconstitutional or a necessary evil?

    • @noviedeos
      @noviedeos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      760SAVAGE
      he made a video about solitary a while ago if u wanna check it out

    • @waynesingleton5322
      @waynesingleton5322 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah let's indicate the death sentence on these criminals instead.

    • @squishysquish5348
      @squishysquish5348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only in small amounts and moderation should it be allowed.

    • @dvlexotics2177
      @dvlexotics2177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its been proven to be inhumane it causes long term mental illness such as ptsd and social anxiety disorder as well as psychological problems like schizophrenia and multiple personality disorder.

  • @ryanoleary9076
    @ryanoleary9076 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was a good one Joe

  • @mrsbomsta
    @mrsbomsta 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love prison stories AS WELL!!

  • @doperagu8471
    @doperagu8471 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Women who have been in prison: yeahhhh, we've been doing that prison Vaseline makeup for decades 😂😂😂

  • @Ndnoutlaw-s8d
    @Ndnoutlaw-s8d 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best laugh i had in awhile, you sure know how to tell a story man

  • @drummerguy4032
    @drummerguy4032 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've come to this video from the past to be reminded of what I was going to start calling you based on a future video. So thanks for that, Spandex.

  • @tristanchubb5510
    @tristanchubb5510 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks Joe, very nice show again as always!!! :D

  • @jeremypetro1084
    @jeremypetro1084 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The boiley neck thing had me blowing snot bubbles, F@#%ing awesome.

  • @entrippyZ
    @entrippyZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I once pronounced it VASE LINE

  • @latorialenee8775
    @latorialenee8775 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We need that APS rewind 2018 period Joe!!!!

  • @deanburkette3340
    @deanburkette3340 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Laughed so hard . Great work Joe.

  • @colettefroggystylez4real876
    @colettefroggystylez4real876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Another great one 💯❗🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @nickadz5490
    @nickadz5490 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Joe got a quicksilver logo on his head

  • @Pt0wN973b0iI
    @Pt0wN973b0iI 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    AOL A/S/L THOES WERE THE DAYS!

  • @chadanddyson6200
    @chadanddyson6200 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great story Joe!!!

  • @the_koo3151
    @the_koo3151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you heated the end of the pencils, you could have smeared them on before they cooled.

  • @davidw9045
    @davidw9045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Definitely one of the best!

  • @nhi-nhi7046
    @nhi-nhi7046 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favorite TH-cam channel 😁

  • @TheFilmPenguin
    @TheFilmPenguin 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The way Joe said "age, sex location where you at?" Was sooo funny

  • @Silvermink45
    @Silvermink45 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Joe! That story reminded me of some really bad picture days I had as a kid. Thanks for sharing! That was pretty funny!

  • @オクタン-g7u
    @オクタン-g7u 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly, Joe you're probably one of the more humble youtubers on this site man, unlike most of the people in Rewind, I'm glad you didn't get brought into that mess. It was honestly one of the biggest failures of a TH-cam rewind in atleast..well a year lol

  • @WhitneyCutthroat
    @WhitneyCutthroat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rewind of all the Ramen recipes 😂🤣😂🍲

  • @treflippin
    @treflippin 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    keep finding myself coming back to these videos for the nostalgia.. used to love throwing these vids on to listen to in the background while im doin shit. joe you gotta real talent for story telling and funny as a mf too would love to see a comeback with some old stories you got that never made it!

  • @OutdoorG40
    @OutdoorG40 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thats what im talking about that old school shit be have me week, Good shit bra.

  • @xxxxxx-lj3wc
    @xxxxxx-lj3wc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lambofeeties 😂

  • @gentlemanvillian8706
    @gentlemanvillian8706 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good Stuff! APS ARMY FOR LIFE!! PEEAAAAACEE!!!

  • @chawboy6175
    @chawboy6175 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joe got me thinkin about that spongebob episode with the splinter

  • @rnmg9547
    @rnmg9547 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey look that's it! Never gets old

  • @seanspartan2023
    @seanspartan2023 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Awesome video! I think these prison story type videos are my favorite. I wonder what the real deal with lil boiler neck was. Could've been a staph infection

  • @JB-cw9fn
    @JB-cw9fn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Any one else think of Chris Griffin and his talking zit 'Doug' During this vid? Lol

  • @Lensooooopaiddddd
    @Lensooooopaiddddd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Joe good vids been hooked to your channel 💯

  • @dollors1
    @dollors1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would love to hear more stories about peaches and makeup tricks and stuff in prison.

  • @rolltide727
    @rolltide727 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loved the video Lil Monster Head!

  • @matthewpenrose142
    @matthewpenrose142 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dave used to vaseline himself up before fights in the joint like jennifer Lopez in enough

  • @TimPurcell-bx5ns
    @TimPurcell-bx5ns 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lmao Joe can make having a boil funny as hell

  • @dontfrankitupfrank1479
    @dontfrankitupfrank1479 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joe please say Takashi in every video yall make the rest of the year hahahahahah

  • @LDGMaryland
    @LDGMaryland 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm in the office, and the title scares me. I will wait until I get home to watch this. What in the world. lol

  • @trailhead6251
    @trailhead6251 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s called rewind because the quality gets worse every year

  • @meshachfoster749
    @meshachfoster749 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    was i the only one who started to stare at his neck?

  • @Sky-wt5nm
    @Sky-wt5nm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’ve had embarrassing moments like being pantsed in school but I walked away with my pants around my ankles and made fun of myself cause it dumbfounded people cause they didn’t know how to react to it.😂

  • @ricksanchez8584
    @ricksanchez8584 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol imagine going back to prison for a few years just to bring us more content

  • @gman5338
    @gman5338 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh sheit!
    I can’t stop laughing man.
    Love n Respect.
    Keep posting.
    Peace

  • @dottieburton5501
    @dottieburton5501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i found this late lol but maybe joe you should have went to peaches and asked him how to cover it up lol sorry but you just tell stuff so damn funny

  • @smeutr1
    @smeutr1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought I was subscribed this whole time lol. Better late than never