Matt's complete inability to understand science but then regurgitate what he thought he learned as fact is second to none 😂😂😂 "Rocks are conscious and crystals are self-organizing beings that choose their shape" lmaoooo The Shaman™ knows no humility 😂
@@hommelrich you’re a man of culture, I be finally ripping the ultimate team grind this year because it’s the last Fifa and I also rip MSSP whilst playing but I be fooking spazing g. The ultimate team scripts are off the fuckin wall
I can see the glow of my own broken soul in the reflection of gardini’s shades. But that PAWG on the couch could be the one thing I keep living for! Bless the dawgs!
Shane's moustache makes him look like a Civil War General. Gardini looks like he beat up Brett Hart, stole his sunglasses and then proceeded to do a bunch of blow. Matt looks like a man with no troubles and very sensible shoes.
You wanna see the entire upper peninsula of Michigan get wild and collectively loose our fuckin' minds? Get Shane and Rogiez goin on about the wreck of the EFG.
This is a great era. Guard dog with stunners, being weird touching the thicc bae poster, Matt at full 432, Shane being unstoppable… we need Guard Dawg on camera with his backed turned in current MSSP, please!!
Especially older more raw episodes, the boys let looseeee. Still love our dawgs but now you can tell when they are about to say some crazy, funny, based shit they look at eachother giggle a bit and say something like “Dont even get me started dooood....”
@@nickynoir6878Idk if anyone notified you, but your comments actually set the Guinness World Record for the two cringiest comments made in a row by a single person! Congrats! 🎉
We do know why crystals organize. It has to do with stereochemistry, electrostatic binding, orbitals, etc. it’s a complicated thing to figure out but has been computationally solved in the many many crystals.
Nah man, it must be that an entire field of proven science is wrong and that Matt has cracked the code on rocks and crystals actually being conscious, self-organizing beings that choose their own shape. No other way. The Shaman knows no bounds when it comes to his assertiveness on how things work.
The MSSP x LOS ball game made the LOS virgins switch up on Jay for being sad for losing🤣🤣 go read the comments. They're demanding an apology on Shane's behalf hahahah they care more than Shane does
@@thedonofthsht76-58 I have never met a LoS fan who wasn't also a Young Bull fan. Also, Jay's overestimation of his own abilities, oversensitivity to perceived slights and inability to handle a loss are all well-known to us. I can't imagine (and certainly haven't seen) anyone taking it seriously as you described
@@qwerty722 go to the comments of the LOS episode with Shane and Matt. I'm not exaggerating. Every comment was hating on Jay and they were serious. They didn't like the way Jay acted I guess. I didn't think LOS fans were gonna hate like that either
It’s so funny Matt thinks Denzel flying a plane upside down on coke is the “miracle on the Hudson” 😂
Its a miracle that's for 👍
I bet he was trolling us DawgZ, Shaman knows how to get our goat.
@@paulfroelich1024 he is the Grand Magi of setting bait on a hook, cast into the river of your psyche for your consciousness to bite.
I haven't seen either of those movies
Matt is the clearest example of high wisdom low intelligence
Matt inspires me to be a chiller dude.
He inspires me to talk to rocks
Being chill rules, bro.
I cant be inspired because of that disgusting bare foot in that ghey sandal on the screen. What the actual frick?!!!
@@onetoolfan thats too chill
How can one dude be sooo mellow? He is the man.
The dawgs are needed in this time of conflict and strife. Let us pray for a more chill world.
May st rogies and his spinning side kick of justice watch over us
It will be. Just some turbulence before the ride smooths out.
as long as the Hz is right it's gon be alright
432 blessings to you my dawg
Im gunna cry man
Lamar’s foot constantly pulling the cameras focus off of Matt is epic, and exactly why I love the cast
You know Lemaire is black, right? That's Noah's foot.
“My name Shane Gillis, when you see me, I’m Black” floored me 😂
22:30 foe the dawgs
Etched into stone for the dawgs
Hav u gotten up?
Dr.! Unar sees it and writes a think piece
Best episodes are with just Matt and Shane, like the Old Testament, the good word and gospel
I want a supercut of Matt saying "a crystal is a self organizing structure"
Matt's complete inability to understand science but then regurgitate what he thought he learned as fact is second to none 😂😂😂 "Rocks are conscious and crystals are self-organizing beings that choose their shape" lmaoooo The Shaman™ knows no humility 😂
A supercut of that and every mention of internal family systems and interaction grids.
I appreciate how Shane said the f word, didn’t censor it, and pointed at the camera. That was for the dawgs.
😂🤣😂🤣
Rofl
Dawgs just goofin
Shane trying to steal deodorant is a clear sign he's been spending more time around Normand
Lmao does mark steal shit?
@@MMAjsf7 listen to Mark's podcasts. I've already said too much
@@MMAjsf7 and gets mugged
@@FaterialL Mark needs to talk to get serenaded by Matt telling him that when you steal you get stolen from. 432htz truthers
He steals a lot, surprisingly. Like, more than anyone would ever expect for the dude he is. Tism aside, he might be a petty klepto
Gardawgggg with the sunnies inside. Truly a man of class
He got the pontiac thunderbird ready outside.
Thank God our bbg thicc goddess is still with us
Very grateful for this 🙏
@@UncleJackOff901 something something dunkams
@@UncleJackOff901 is it Ashley Graham?
No need to thank God for dog brained thots young child.......REPENT!
Playing fifa career mode with Matt and Shane in my headphones is my favorite past time.
big man settings
@@emjay3066 my grandparents are from Napoli they taught me well.
@@hommelrich you’re a man of culture, I be finally ripping the ultimate team grind this year because it’s the last Fifa and I also rip MSSP whilst playing but I be fooking spazing g. The ultimate team scripts are off the fuckin wall
@@Lucky-sh1dm it’s all about player my career my g. I would break two sticks a week playing ultimate team
"Past time" lmao you're fasho a certified DAWG™
Many blessings to the DAWGZ
Blessed be the Dawgs
I can see the glow of my own broken soul in the reflection of gardini’s shades. But that PAWG on the couch could be the one thing I keep living for! Bless the dawgs!
Pathetic young Pup panting at a Pawg /dog brain THOT..... Repent young pup!!
Still hilarious almost 2 years later.
Update: real shit
The Mount Rushmore of Philly podcasting
Not just Philly but the world 😂
The thicc bae is here to stay.
of course it's his podcast!
Ain’t even mad 🫡 dawgz salute the pawgs
@@WallhacksYT her?
praise the powers that be
Bless our thicc Queen still in the house lol
Saint PAWG.
@@tr702 ladies can't be Saints at least not in the type of real Catholicism I was raised in. So Our Lady of PAWG would be more accurate
@@MrAs2114eva kneeling to pray to a man is gay
@@MrAs2114eva my apologizes. You are correct. Oh wise one. You are always correct. Thank you for guiding me through Catholicism.
Dawgs and Pawgs
The Shaman is absolutely crushing it with those Altras. Wide toe box gang 🤘
I saw him with the Hokas and felt some type of way but now that he’s repping the Altras I’ve totally changed my mind.
Only a matter of time before he's ready to ascend with Xero.
I’ve been living in countries with awful pavement and random obstacles for 3+ years, and those shoes are why I’m still alive
Can’t find the lone peak 4.5 in black/black anywhere to replace mine. Pray fer me.
I miss the King MT so much…
The gard dawg is chimin in alot lately. I am a fan.
mr superstar over here
He’s a big time New York comedian now. Pretty soon he’ll be turning his face towards camera
Hallywoood
Boy creepy as hell
gardini must be fully injecting melanin. the intro was crazy
LMAO
Guarddawg is the one true black Israelite
Does he edit those?!! They’re fucking sick
The Guard Dawg turning around a fair bit in the beginning to flex those shades. I'm not even mad.
Shane's moustache makes him look like a Civil War General.
Gardini looks like he beat up Brett Hart, stole his sunglasses and then proceeded to do a bunch of blow.
Matt looks like a man with no troubles and very sensible shoes.
You have to have sensible shoes when you have fake legs
I was thinking more John Candy or Chumli from Pawn Stars
If only saint Rogies brought up the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, woulda gotten some quality drunk Shane moments
Or the year 1814
You wanna see the entire upper peninsula of Michigan get wild and collectively loose our fuckin' minds? Get Shane and Rogiez goin on about the wreck of the EFG.
Rogan is too old to appreciate good humour. Protect our Parks are mid
@@iliketosaybruh6605 old has nothing to do with it!!¡!
As a native Duluthian still one of our greatest tragedies
Had to stop my other shit just to listen to this one.
Realizing that the DAWGZ drop a new one makes me resonate with the universe and also happy it makes me REAL happy.
Gardawg looking like he got that pit viper sponsorship.
the dawgs are some supa gremlins
Wicky wicky Wild ✌
Gardawgs intros are 🔥 🔥
“You’re homeward bound. That was your compass dude” how did they just breeze over that? 😂 😂
YEA WE COULD BE SUPERSTARS! ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿🤴🏿🤴🏿🤴🏿🤴🏿🤴🏿
REMEMBER WHEN WE WAS JACKIN CARZ 🏎🚓🚓🚓🚓🙋🏽♂️🙋🏽♂️🙋🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️
NOW ITS NOT SAFE FOR YOU 🤫😈👊🏽👊🏽💪🏽👮👮👮⛓️⛓️⛓️
Shane needs to do a history podcast, it would be absolutely the greatest thing on TH-cam ! 😎👍
Blessings to all DAWGS around the world 🌎
This is a great era. Guard dog with stunners, being weird touching the thicc bae poster, Matt at full 432, Shane being unstoppable… we need Guard Dawg on camera with his backed turned in current MSSP, please!!
Damn how great is our God. Our dawgz balled on them nerds!! We all knew what was gonna happen out there!!
I haven’t laughed this hard at a podcast in idk how long. Great job boys.
Stressful days for me. This shit is calming and obviously funny; quickest patreon sub ever. Dawgs actually have tons of paych content.. well worth
No shit niccua....dA fuq took you so long doeeee!?
Especially older more raw episodes, the boys let looseeee. Still love our dawgs but now you can tell when they are about to say some crazy, funny, based shit they look at eachother giggle a bit and say something like “Dont even get me started dooood....”
@@nickynoir6878Idk if anyone notified you, but your comments actually set the Guinness World Record for the two cringiest comments made in a row by a single person! Congrats! 🎉
I hope this pawg is now a staple of the show.
Just what the dawgz needed
I went from a skank to a dawg. I listen to only the realest in the pod game
Maybe it was after Big gay Oakerson got tripped v a x x e d and boosted but dat niccua turned bitch made super quick it seems.....🤷🏻♂️
so happy to see matt getting back out into the streetz and doing shows
DAWGZ just in time to get off work and have some BL’s !
Same but I’m Canadian so I’m gonna drink 8 Heineken tall boys like a man.
🍻
I'm more of a BH man myself, but to each is dawg.
Lol Rob bet you're gay now
RIP Gilbert Godfrey
🕊 R.I.P. 🕊 LLGG
th-cam.com/video/lXV_jdYfnDE/w-d-xo.html
Gottfried*
Guard dawg is the Supa wop in them shades hahaha
“Flight’s not real?” Off to a great start and glad to see artwork still on the couch
flight is real. everyone died tho
So denzel is sully right?
Doe’s anyone else stare Guard Dog the F back when he looks at the camera? 😂🤣
Had to throw on mirrored aviators to match that high test vibe
That intro is hard af🔥🔥🔥
Cast is on FIRE right out the gate. Blessed be the dawgz
Me and the Skis went to the late show Friday, what a great show dude we had a blast
the pod always hits harder in my headphones. second time listening the first time I didn't have any snare
Wild West by Will Smith has never made me excited until this podcast. Now when I hear it I get pumped for a good time lol. Love you guys ✌🏽
I used to clown that song, now it centres me
Gardini facing the other way is not only aesthetically and sexually pleasing, it's also very Hedberg..
Why is he doing that
I agree. We need guard dawg on camera in current mssp. Also, Deaner is the man! Stay brown dude
Man, the timestamp labels are next level. Its the details ✌️
The dawgs always make my day better!!!!
“If youre in a Walmart first and your enemy enters.. that is trespassing.” 33:50
Thanks for stopping by Florida Shaner.
I was there for the early Saturday show!
Was just watching 390 and was blessed with a notification... 🤘
The image of Shane planking on any poor lady 😂😂😂
Should be in a skit!
3d print air hostesses is early early gold
Another glorious day for the dawgs.
All hail the lords of canines. Big pats on the head to my Dawgz!
Shane Gillis for President 2024
We do know why crystals organize. It has to do with stereochemistry, electrostatic binding, orbitals, etc.
it’s a complicated thing to figure out but has been computationally solved in the many many crystals.
You sure it doesn’t have anything to do with the bicameral mind
Whatever Hinkleman, ya gosh dang Nerd. lol can't stop won't stop dunking on the dorkuses
DAMM HINKLES
Nah man, it must be that an entire field of proven science is wrong and that Matt has cracked the code on rocks and crystals actually being conscious, self-organizing beings that choose their own shape. No other way. The Shaman knows no bounds when it comes to his assertiveness on how things work.
"That is what a Supa Gremlin does." 🤣
The DAWGZ were circling the wagons till you boys dropped this...Thank Christ
may be the most hype intro of the show
Thicc babe still on the sofa, Dini in the shades, this pod can't get any better
shane's got a southern general's moustache i do declare
Shout out Shane for the slides and socks.
Of all the strings of words that were said on this podcast, "I've been watching a lot of muppet babies lately", subverted my expectations the most.
Not "crystals are conscious, self-organizing beings that choose their own structure"?
The MSSP x LOS ball game made the LOS virgins switch up on Jay for being sad for losing🤣🤣 go read the comments. They're demanding an apology on Shane's behalf hahahah they care more than Shane does
Simple carp!
They're joking
@@qwerty722 oh no they weren't lmaoo people were legit hating on him hard
@@thedonofthsht76-58 I have never met a LoS fan who wasn't also a Young Bull fan. Also, Jay's overestimation of his own abilities, oversensitivity to perceived slights and inability to handle a loss are all well-known to us. I can't imagine (and certainly haven't seen) anyone taking it seriously as you described
@@qwerty722 go to the comments of the LOS episode with Shane and Matt. I'm not exaggerating. Every comment was hating on Jay and they were serious. They didn't like the way Jay acted I guess. I didn't think LOS fans were gonna hate like that either
I love how Noah forces his Birkenstock foot unto us, the viewers. Dirty dawg
Need to get in full control. Might go 90-day SR. Previously completed 30-day SR until a sweet baby girl got me.
Gardini facing away from the camera the whole podcast is peak comedy
love that fun fact aboot Tucker packin some Zyn… sweet listening to that as i’ve got two Chill 6 mg Zyns in and am feeling like Mr. Cool
That Kodak barstool episode was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life 😭😂
Gardini is the new Mr. Cool He's going to start dishing out noogies and hurts donuts.
Yeah he thinks he’s the man so kewl
Glad I'm finally seeing an ep on youtube. Can see that nice painting of the T lady. Sheesh
If I EVER see that foot on the podcast again I'm leaving the Patreon
@@emjay3066 I am so I KNOW that's not Shrek2 bro
I love the backwards Guard Dawg episodes. We need this back.
Great to see my bro here after getting swiggity swished on Rogies.
Desantis for president😂😂😂😂that aged well😂😂
Just in time for me to clock out and crack my second PBR of the day. Thanks Dawgs
Lol for some reason I read things and laughed at the idea of you double tapping the caps on your phone to capitalize PBR
The foot in the bottom right corner is killin me lmao. Great episodes as usuals.
Beezer on rogan would be hilarious.
Slidin' the doss' by day sneakin' the dazs by night. All day
Congratulations on 130k!
Real faux pas not employing pixelation when that exposed man hoof crashed the party, getting through that portion was a test I didn't need.
No way Gillis plays ncaa 14. 😂 love this man
"Crystals are self organising therefore consciousness"
Here's a thing I don't understand, therefore it must be magic.
You've just summed up Matt's thought process on pretty much the entire universe and/or anything relating to science.
😂
You crushed Palm Beach, don't talk like that Big Kahuna
Groucho got the Riff Raff shades... NEXT GUEST! that would be bees knees
Not the riff raff shades though.
I live for these man. Thanks boys
I'd die for Kodak to be on here
I was at UFC 273 and DeSantis was loved by all.
He sure was....He basically got a 90s Hogan POP from the crowd.....
@@nickynoir6878 It was awesome, I wish I could find the original broadcast to see it again.
Why
I stopped LOS to put the dawgs on as soon as I got the notification. How great are our gods!
🎵Our Daaaawgz are an awesome Daaaaawgz who reign from Philly on Earth! With wiiiiiisdom, power, and love, our DAWGZ are an awesome DAWGZ!🎵
glad to see the bae's back, the dawgs had me overdosing on T
that intro was goated. bless be the dawgs
Awwww shit daaaawwwwgsss
"I think you can use both, i think they're Cinnamons"🤣🤣😭