Kuch Nahi Rakha Inn baaton Me | Zakir Khan | Stand-Up Comedy | Sukha poori 3
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(she):Zakir I love you😂😂😂
Audience :OooooooOo
Zakir: as a friend bola hoga ..mujhe meri kismat p pura bhrosa h 😂😂😂😂
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That'd be insane man
Zakir bhai yh soch lete udhhm hjata
@somya gupta wahiyaat laga video
😂😂
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After I love you, i literally thought he would say, waise toh m bhot sakht launda hu...but yha m pighal gya😂
Maine v aisa socha tha...LOL
Bilkul sahi
Hahahahhaahhaahhaah
Same😂😂😂
Exactly 😂😂😂
Quote of the year.
"pyaar mohobbat dokha he, padh likhlo mauka he"
- Zakir Khan
i agree...
BOSS 😎🙏🏿🖤
Quote of decade*
Yup 🥺
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He proved that you don't need six packs and to be loved ..❤️🤣
All you need is moneyy
Yep, need money
@@bhumeshpaliwal6323 correct
@Ankit ro le bhay but pese chahiye,tujhe bhi chahiye sabko pta hr
Paisa bolta hai bhai log
When a guy is ugly, he is ugly but when a gal is ugly, look at her soul.😂😂
“Point!!”
Dil chhoo liya bhai tne to😂😂
Ye hai kal ka launda .Arey ise toh pm ban jana chahiye 🤣🤣🤣😁👍👏
Ruladiya bhai🙃
Sahi baat ! Sahi baat ! Sahi baat !
China made Corona virus in lab?
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Difference between flirt and badtameezi :
Shakal accchi to flirt ;
Shakal gandi to badtameezi
That's life truth bro
😂😅😂😅😅😂🤣 very right 💯👍
Right bro 😂😂
UGLY TrUTH
Right...
He was blushing when she said zakir i love u 😂❤️how cute💗
Behen kuch nhi rakha inn baato mai😂😂😂
@@virajawate6360 ye bhi thik hai😂
@@soumyanarvariya3919 😂😂👍
han 😂
Because he is sakht launda😂
Only zakir sir can do romance with mic stand😂😂😂♥️😂
*You don't need a movie when this man is telling a story.* 😎😎😎😎
Yo
Anubhav singh bassi ka naam suna hai...😂
@@rohit.rajjjjj personally I feel zakir is overrated
@@rohit.rajjjjj woh Banda Abhi new hai
Zakir senior hai
Isliye zakir ko isme best mante hai
You have an awesome name dude!
Someone : how to reject girls?
Zakir khan : pyaar mohabbat dhoka he padlo abhi moka he 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🙏🙏
Ladki purpose to kare phele
@@kushalve vo kabhi nahi karegi
You reject girls?! 😂
Kya kre yahi sach h
Maturity of this guy is at different level!
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Love the lines:
"Kuch nhi rakha in baaton me. pyar mhbbt dhoka hai, parh likh lo mauqa hai"
Whenever we listen him , we actually start living his stories ♥️
Yea exactly you're right 👍😊
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True😅😅😅
Girl: Zakir I love you
Audience: ab maza aaega
Zakir- padh le beta.
Me- Sb moh maya h. Ky rkha h zindgi me😑🙄
@@shrimigaurav4635 was it you? 😂
@@shrimigaurav4635 pyar mohabbat dhokha hai. pdh le beta MAUKA hai
2 min silence for that girl😂. Her friends would have littrely trolled her after that😂
agreed
Ya
Pyar Mohabbat Dhoka hai, padh likhlo mauka hai.
-BY ZAKIR KHAN
Girl: Zakir I love you
Zakir: Waise main boht sakht londa hun... Lekin Yahaan main pighal gaya 😂 😂
Sahi kaha bro
haha i was hoping he'd say that
4-5 Saal se wohi joke Chala rahe ho seriously
@@_shailendra27_ Thanx bro 😇☺
@@_shailendra27_ la idhar likh lu khin upsc me aa jaae
When girl said Zakir I love you
Zakir outside :- 5:17
Zakir inside :- 2:39
🤣🤣
Sahi h 😂😂
Bhut hard bhut hard 🤣🤣🤣
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😂😂😂🙏🙏
And that's why girls don't make the first move.
I know right!!
EXACTLY
Sonu Kumar aur yhi khte khte najane ki baar sunny leone ki dekh krr hila liya hoga 😂
@@sudeepbhurat if you are interested too then you will notice the subtle signs she gives and if y arent u will not. Simple master plan😁
@@sudeepbhurat hahaah😂
I have listen zakir a few times but whenever I heard him he make me think how much he learned from life and giving inspiration to other. They blessed 🙌
Why can't i remove my eyes from his shoes 😂😂😂
Worst and hilarious .
Isne to bhai China ko Maarne ki kasam khaali h.
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kyu bhaai...ab wapas jaakr jutee dekhne honge
Faraz Akhtar hn bhai m bhi wapis gya dekhne sirf jute😹😹
mee tooo
bhai ne manhge waale shoes liye hai
Me in the whole video: what a nice shoes.
which one are these, I know they are from DC high top but can't find the exact model?
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@@46divyajeetsingh adidas or Jordan my be?
Bhai tera comment dekh kr shoes check krny gya dbara video mn
same
Same
"Pyaar mohobbat dhoka hai
Padhlo likhlo mauka hai"
BURN!!!😂😂
aagar sach mai prem ho toh vo parmatma ka dwar khool deta hai , ek insan ko bhagwan banane ki sakti hoti hai prem mai ,
basarte vo prem ho hawwas na ho ... dekhawa na ho ... bs prem ho
Papa: hey Zakir take this pocket money and enjoy
Zakir: waise main sakht londa hu, pr yaha mai pighal gya
random girl. : i love u zakir
whole audience : katega
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Oh so dumb খ
Sakhti puri hai bhai ki
Lol
Q. How to compliment girls.
Tip. If you are ugly then don't. It will be sexual harassment.
Tune Dil Jeet liya😂
Right
Aree bhai khel gaye
So now we know what you look like 😁
O bhai .... 100 take ki baat kahi hai tune .... 😂😂😂
Zakir is the best human being because he tells the truth and it's sad how it sounds like a fun to us but it's equally important to laugh and live.
Bhari mehfil mein ladki:Zakir I love you
Zakir Khan:ye kitti awesome hai yaar😂😂
His face expression & body movement after that "I Love you" was damn funny 😆
He got nervous. You can see it in his face and stance at 0:15
Not funny, kind of heartbreaking,,jisse Krna na tha pyaar woh to nhi maani , aaj zamaana peeche pada hai , par hum numb ho chuke hai ,,,,,( it was that reaction) kyun Zakir bhai
@@sumitkhurana3861 sahi kaha bhai
When you realise everything he is saying is dam true and you never noticed it .
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Girl- ZAKIR I LOVE YOU ❤️
Zakir-YAAR YE KITTI AWESOME HAI YAAR😂🤣
4:58 is what you're looking for.
0:15.. i know this pose.. the way zakir is standing ... it means he wants to say.. “yaha me pighal gaya”😂
I think only we got it bro
Bhai ne majburi mein turn down kiya usko bcoz image maintain karna sakht launda wala zaroori
@@FunkadelicFeed 😂
No way, he's a sakht launda😂
Pighal ne walo m se nhi h wo
such a motivation😂😂i’m resuming my studies after hearing this
College band hai.. Welcome back to reality
priyal jain that’s the same for me too 😂
Bruh....😂😂😂
are o behen aise hi kehte ni firte love you love you. koi seriously le lega
Med or non-med?
last line touch my heart ...Pyaar ki chukkar may aaj Arijit say Zakir Pay agaye hn ...apny haal py hasi or rona dono ek saath ata h..😂😂😂
She was unaware that her proposal would give Zakhir a hit thumbnail !
Zakir breathes
Everyone :-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
True😂😂😂😂
ekdum sahi
Finally someone said it. Yess.
Yessssss man
His Face Expressions and Body Movements after That "I love You" " was Damn Funny yar🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅
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Pyar mohabat dhoka h, pr likh lo moka hai 🤣
Hn
😅😅😅😅
Tu padha rhta to ... Padh ko pr nhi likhta😂😂😂
Pyar mohabaat dhoka hai pad liklo mouka hai ,bhaii ye line me tusi cha gaye ho❣️😂
As soon as kamra heard first sentence, 'indigo ki flight mein aane lga Hu' only song he could have think of was dagabaaz re
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Worst and hilarious .
Isne to bhai China ko Maarne ki kasam khaali h.
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Zakir Bhai chahne waale subscribe Karo mere channel ko. Mein waada krta hun China Ka maa chod dunga.👇👇👇👇
Worst and hilarious .
Isne to bhai China ko Maarne ki kasam khaali h.
👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
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😜😜😜😜
Now I know how to gently put someone down when they tell me they love me:
"Pyar mohobbat dhoka hai, padh likh lo mauka hai"
Laude tujhe koi bolega Nahi
@@Ak-no9tb Raman Op everyone
@@rl1900 aisa q bhai
@@noamanrukdikar6457 samjne eale samaj gaye😂
@@rl1900 u kill him bro 😂😂
5:34 Kuch ni rakha in baaton mein 😂🔥
Is it just me or zakir's outfit is even more catchy & hilarious at some points that it was difficult to take your eyes off that..matlab kya joote kya shirt😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How many of you think in mind after seeing couples in metro
"Ye iska pakka kaat rhi h"
think kya bhai wo to kaat hi rahi hoti hai 🤣🤣🤣
Sahi bhai. Jabardast comment.
😀😀😀
😂😂😂😂😂
The dislikers are the friends of that girl whose purpose has been rejected by Zakir😂😂
Well done mate...that's the best spelling for propose i've seen...😂
@@rishabhmehta7993 bruh he means the purpose of that girl was Zakir. When zakir rejected her proposal her purpose got rejected. Very deep 💥 u won't get it
@@rishabjain_17 bhai aap ne Asish ko jalil hone se bacha liya.
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☝☝☝👌👌👌👏👏👏
@@rishabjain_17 mother frm another brother to the rescue 🤣🤣🤣
This guy is legend you make me laugh whenever I cry like broooo LOVE YOU❤❤❤❤❤
0:58 😂😂😂😂 chal hatt 👍👍👍 legend style.
Girl: zakir i love you
Zakir:Apun aisy pighalty wighalty ni hain
nisha jha like kr dia
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Sakhati bhai sakhti..
☺️
when crowd shout sakhti sakhti:-
zakir khan :- are karlunga bhai main.
zakir khan inside:- Lagta hai in fans ke chakkr mein puri zindgi kuwara hi rehna padega... bat bat pe sakthi sakhti chillane lag jaate hai..
😆😆😆
🤘🤘😂😂😂
Who is Sakthi
Akhand satyavachan 😂
Akhand sakhti....
confirm ticket wale misbehave wali baat is so true xD
I was there at that show..I really enjoyed 😂
Really!
@@Asmita_31 yeah☺️🙂
Imagine a man shouting 'I Love you' to a lady comedian.....
Edit - Meet Dholakia is a SIMP
sexual harassment
@0 1234all of you should never go to watch live show..you will get offended by people laughing at a joke
Public itna maaregi ki chalne laik ni rahega 😆😆
How amazing that you can pull out negativity even in such a sweet gesture
Bitch please.. No lady comedian has been famous enough like Zakir Bhai to get I love you from the crowd.. 😂😂
If you're a Male, never shout 'I love u' to a female comedian...
Satya wachan, bcoz we know what will happen next.
Savdhaan rhe, satark rhe 😂😂😂😂
Are karke dekho, acha lagta hai
Pel diye jaoge udhr hi pseudo feminists se 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
5:23 what a Savage reply man "Beta padhai wadhai pe dhyaan do" 😁😂
Such a great comedian personality..As Zakir❤️
Zakir khan is a ray of hope to smile during lockdown😂😇
Yes exactly he is :)
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Video Title:-How to stay sakth after Girl's proposal...
Haha😂
sometimes ladkiyan bhi sakhat hoti h boss😂😂
U forgot 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙪𝙡 😄
Chutiya hoge tum 😅
Kuch nhi rkha Inn bato m
His last line WS epic epic n epic that "pyaar mohabat dukha hai paaad likh lo abi mouka hai "😂
Video conclusion: Pyar mohabbat dhokha hai...padhlo beta mauka hai..!!!
I just want to see audience interacting with Zakir and he's replying in most savage ways possible...
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@@TheMohammadDanish ignore him
Ignore karo bhai, Chutiya logon in kami thodi hai is desh mein!!!🙌
@Adam Parkar Abey Chutiya
Hum Hindi Hai Hindustan Na HINDU Na Musalman
@Adam Parkar musalman dekh liya to ye bhi dekh leta ki uski dp me kon h sardar bhagat singh...
If after the girl said " I love you " Zakir had said "Dekho waise to mai bada sakt londa hun...."
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@Ishita Mishra same
When she said ‘I love you’ Zakir should have been ‘Lekin yahan mai pighal gaya’
when one of the girl audient shouted "I LOVE YOU ZAKIR❤" I was expecting that he will say "WAISE TOH MAI BADA SAKHT LAUNDA HOON PAR YAHA MAI PIGHAL GAYA!!!"
par aisa kuch nahi bola yaar!!!
insted he was like "PYAAR MOHBATT DHOKA HAI ABHI BHI PADH LO MOKA HAI!!!"
0:53
53, M ✔️
29, F ✔️
26, M ✖️
True Story 🤣🤣🤣
I didn't get it explanation should be appreciated
Boys always get seats with old men.
And girls get seats near family.
Stupid logic of Indian Railways.
@@deutschelehrer69 its means 53 Male and 29 Female will get confirm seat , 26 Male won't get confirmed seat
1:42 - Condition of KSU while facing tough questions 😅
2:32 - Shah while addressing ILP demand of Meghalaya
Who is here after 'hmm, achha, thik hai' song😁😁
Disclaimer: This video contains use of strong language. Please proceed at your own discretion.
Also Video: *beeps strong language*
Disclaimer: Am I a joke to you?
Worst and hilarious .
Isne to bhai China ko Maarne ki kasam khaali h.
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Plzzz share
Scientists say, that girl is still roaming around shouting "zakir, i love you"
Scientists say, that Amit pallauri is still writing copied comment to get some likes
@comedy 4fun just watched...Amazing video 😂👏👏
God bless you, u always make me laugh when I am deep down engraving my pain.🙏🙏🙏
Mera crush hai Zakir pe🥰🥰😍😍
5:28 The Best Advice Ever 💯😂
When he talked about indigo flight we all thought he's gonna say something about kamra..
This show is recorded in mid 2019... That incident didn't even occurred by then.
Kyun sabne kam mari us chutiya ki jo ise bhi marvana chahata hai uski😂
@@The_Musafir_Vlogs sb marenge bhai sirf Trivedi bachega..
Kon Kamra.. ?
.
wohi Halaala ki paidayis wala #Kunal_kamra kya..?? 🤣🤣
Uski khud ki ticket kati padi he
When the girl in the crowd who says I love u to zaKir he given best reply to her i never thought.
When the girl said i love u... Zakir shldve said...... Waise toh mein sakht hu lekin yaha mein pighal gya😂
The most relevant thing I have ever heard on this planet is " PYAAR MOHOBBAT DHOKA HAI, PADH LIKH LO MAUKA HAI."
Oh and ofc this is said by the only legend apne ZAKIR BHAAII!
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Khan sahab ka launda Aata lene gya tha
Soji lekar aaya hai 😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
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Chutiye kabhi school nahi Gaya Kya
first time suna tumne😀😀😀
No sex talk❎
No politics❎
Pure stand up comedy✔️
Sex talk or politics ko lekar bat kare to pure standup nahi hota kya?
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usse comedy asaan ho jati hai.
kuch genuine nhi lagta.
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'Waise to me bht shkt launda hoo....bt yaha m pighal gaya' has separate fan base...🙂👍👍🔥
Pyar mohobbat dhoka hai. Par likh lo moka hai. Nice lines bro 😂😂
“Beta padhai pe dhyaan do”
Sakhti level: infinity
The only thing that I love in this video:-
She: Zakir, I Love You.
Zakir: Bete Padai likhai pe dhyan do (5:19).
Ab yeh video dekho
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IAS-YAS bano
😜
Best part- "pyar mohabbat dokha hai , parh lo mauka hai 😂" 5:30
Best line 😂
Pyar mohabbat dhoka hai
Padh likhlo Mauqa hai...
The way he handled her comment.. ❤️💪🏻
With Zakhir there's this feeling. We feel like he's our school friend or something . He makes the audience very comfortable.
Yeah
True
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True yarr.. 🤗
So true
U r my favoritestes stand up comedian I am really very big fan of you because of your simplicity and humbleness this video is so energetic I loose my all negativity after watching your videos thank you so much for relaxation of mind of many people. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Pyaar mohabbat dhoka hai.. Padh likhlo mauka hai🔥🔥🔥😂😂
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Zakir: Pyaar mohabbat dhoka h padh likh lo moka h
The Nobody here is very wrong, this is basically every parent
👍👍🤔🤔
What an irony,If a beautiful girl says anything, be it as rubbish n wrong as possible.... She would still end up getting 100s of likes... That's the partiality zakir talked about😄
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Girl : Zakir I Luv U
Zakir : ye muskaan ki chamak kahin orr.
😑😑😑
Zakir bhai
Kya kahu ab
No word to say
Superb.
Mind blowing
👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
outstanding the most sorted & adorable
Everybody knows Zakir is a professional pubg player
Crown pay hay londa😂
Acr
I just got to know ,,, lol thanks
Yup got to know this buy Tanmay bhats’ stream
@@akbarmulla769 mai ace pr huu ... 🥺👉👈
He is a pure standup comedian! ❤️ Nobody can compete him... No dirty jokes, just pure humour ☺️
No bro there is big legend of stand up comedy "Anubhav Sing Bassi"
Abhishek upmanyu ka nam suna hai
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Bassi : hold my beer
Pyar mohabbat dhoka hai,
Padh likh lo mauka hai.😂😂🤞
Pyar mohabat dhokha hai padhlo likhlo moka hai.... Kya line boli bhai ne😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:40 that majdoor vala thing is really true!! 😂 bechara!!
Girl : i love you
Zakir in his thoughts : pighalna mat , pighalna mat......
he proved that “” he is sakht lounda” 😂😂
1.A shot of cocaine
2.zakirs comedy
Both are addictive
Among two I will prefer 2nd one
I Bet cocaine mein itna mazza nahi hoga
Mumbai police 🚨 looking for you, since your statement proves you have had snorted cocaine at some point 😂
@@amritaghosh7541 😸🤣😂
I have seen this live ...and seriously it was way more funnier even this one 🔥🔥🔥
Kha dekhi kya nam h is live ka