Hitler's Alligator - The Last German Prisoner of War in Russia

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  • @bbqgiraffe3766
    @bbqgiraffe3766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8135

    The fact that there is an alligator that survived the battle of Berlin, had PTSD, and lived into his 80s was not something I expected to learn today

    • @jason127x99
      @jason127x99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Business Boi same here! Wild story for sure! Very interesting!

    • @Mr_Fancypants
      @Mr_Fancypants 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@xanshen9011 ... are you stupid?

    • @policywonk8346
      @policywonk8346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      All alligators can routinely live over 100 years

    • @xanshen9011
      @xanshen9011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Mr. Fancypants I was under the influence when I wrote that comment. My bad.

    • @sim0n17
      @sim0n17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      survived the battle of berlin, but the russian zoo goers were the real danger,... jeez

  • @hunterdunaway1354
    @hunterdunaway1354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4442

    "Hitler had a Mississippi Gator" is a country music gold record waiting to be written.

    • @mrbushwookie6051
      @mrbushwookie6051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Imma write it, to who shall I send the prophets to

    • @OpRaven-62
      @OpRaven-62 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mr BushWookie good luck lol

    • @OpRaven-62
      @OpRaven-62 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Mr BushWookie also, did you mean profits? Because a prophet is a follower of Jesus...

    • @sherlockbatmanholmes892
      @sherlockbatmanholmes892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sounds like a Primus song maybe

    • @Snuffaluffagis
      @Snuffaluffagis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@OpRaven-62 that is one usage of the word, and it is a good one, but you might want to google the expanded meaning

  • @novakovicN
    @novakovicN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    Fun fact, the alligator in Belgrade zoo was given as a gift from Germany to Yugoslavia in 1936, so far he survived German bombing of Belgrade 1941, Allied bombing of Belgrade in 1944 and NATO bombing of Belgrade 1999, and he is still alive and kicking. He is the oldest alligator in captivity ever

    • @foxbat203
      @foxbat203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      His name "Muja". Only needed vet care in 2012 when his right claw had to be amputated due to gangrene.
      Due to his advanced age, Muja doesn't move much but becomes snappy during feeding time, which comes only once or twice a month.
      Thanks, now I know of two famous gators from WWII.

    • @samuraijackoff5354
      @samuraijackoff5354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      carlos green
      You body becomes alert at everything

    • @djzrobzombie2813
      @djzrobzombie2813 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's the best russian vodka?

    • @TheSpekkel1
      @TheSpekkel1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Stavex Depending on where you live, it's most likely not russian, but a product from Latvia. Great drink still but to nitpick, not russian.

    • @zoranstam9136
      @zoranstam9136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m Serbian, that’s just how we roll, it worked for the guys who shot down the stealth bomber

  • @allenatkins2263
    @allenatkins2263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10448

    All those years in captivity and he never talked.

    • @michaeljames4904
      @michaeljames4904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +583

      Not a peep. He compromised,

    • @grimgoreironhide9985
      @grimgoreironhide9985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      @@michaeljames4904 20 fucking years!

    • @Yopops215
      @Yopops215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +441

      @@michaeljames4904 20 fucking years in the can. He wanted fresh deer, but he compromised, he ate beef trimmings instead. He wanted to fuck a female alligator, he compromised, he humped a tree stump instead. You see where hes going with this?

    • @richardea4223
      @richardea4223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😎

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Well... apart from his distressed noises during the Yeltsin vs Parliament struggle.

  • @RCAvhstape
    @RCAvhstape 4 ปีที่แล้ว +864

    This turned out to be a sadder story than I expected. Drunks and idiots throwing stuff at him, loses his girlfriend, and gets flashbacks when tanks roll by. I never thought I'd feel sorry for an alligator before.

    • @TheBrianninaPomsta
      @TheBrianninaPomsta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same

    • @swillm3ister
      @swillm3ister 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Yeah man, war is fucked up. Animals know it just as much as anyone. Sad to see he had flashbacks.

    • @torbjrnsteinsland8985
      @torbjrnsteinsland8985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He got bonked by a drunken guy.

    • @mortalclown3812
      @mortalclown3812 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yikes. Think I'll forgo the video.

    • @DrevorReal
      @DrevorReal 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mortalclown3812 I would still recommend it. It has a happy ending

  • @Bosschoice95
    @Bosschoice95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    “They nicknamed the alligator “Hitlers Alligator”
    I haven’t seen this level of creativity before

    • @RogerCharlamange
      @RogerCharlamange 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      No they didn't even name it Hitlers Alligator. They straight up just called it HITLER. "Hey comrade wanna go to the zoo and see Hitler?"

    • @johnbockelie3899
      @johnbockelie3899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      If that alligator could only talk, there would have been either a book , or a movie about him. At least he didn't become a suit case or something.

    • @knavecapricorn1537
      @knavecapricorn1537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@RogerCharlamange lmao that would be the most russian thing ever

    • @alfredocarpaneto5976
      @alfredocarpaneto5976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      In communist country this is called creative genius.

    • @paulmckinney8141
      @paulmckinney8141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm surprised Goering didn't turn him into a pair of jackboots.

  • @uncleflagzz
    @uncleflagzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6570

    This alligator lived longer than the 2 nations that captured it.

    • @floridamanstrikesagain6915
      @floridamanstrikesagain6915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Wrong©Orange man
      Germans are still germans.And Soviet Union now just a bunch of different countries.
      And the many nations of Soviet Union still existing.
      You can say aligator LASTED longer than 2 countries that owned him.But the nations of this countries was existing many years ago before ww2.And will be after it.

    • @uncleflagzz
      @uncleflagzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1052

      @@floridamanstrikesagain6915 You just ruined the joke. Thank you. Don't do that again, please.

    • @Konex1010
      @Konex1010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ye

    • @FKerr-or5lk
      @FKerr-or5lk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Good gosh! The floor is made out of floor!

    • @galaxy-wg1lf
      @galaxy-wg1lf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Florida Will dominate The world

  • @lefishe9214
    @lefishe9214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4647

    Family at the dinner table: talking about their day
    Me: so there's this alligator. . .

    • @swoosh7212
      @swoosh7212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      This is literally me whenever I watch a mark Felton video 💀

    • @whitecastlejones7415
      @whitecastlejones7415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The KGB and he turns him self into a pickle...

    • @davidp2537
      @davidp2537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Family: talking about school and work
      Me:

    • @Zed9659
      @Zed9659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yes!

    • @RIFLQ
      @RIFLQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Is this something of an inside joke for the KGB?

  • @frankieplayshandball
    @frankieplayshandball 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    The tale of that poor soul weeping at the sound of military action in the distance is really heartbreaking. An innocent animal terrorized by the evil of human behavior for so many decades is simply so unfortunate.

  • @antikomartin3405
    @antikomartin3405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2649

    Hitler himself gave the gator the order to destroy USSR.
    Many years later, in 1991, he accomplished his order, good soldier!

  • @Buckminsterfulleren0
    @Buckminsterfulleren0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Related to this, the Belgrade Zoo still keeps a crocodile which was acquired as an adult male in 1934. The old guy survived both Nazi and Allied air raids (the 6th of April bombing actually hit the zoo) and is still alive and well although blind and with one leg amputated. You can still visit him at the zoo :) A veteran and one of the oldest of his species.

  • @Fafne
    @Fafne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    RIP Interior crocodile alligator.
    He died as he lived,
    driving a Chevrolet movie theater.

    • @georgebisby652
      @georgebisby652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you for this perfect comment

    • @oddlookinbloke8753
      @oddlookinbloke8753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie thee-a-ta

    • @yayhandles
      @yayhandles ปีที่แล้ว

      Critically underrated comment.

  • @wazkangz955
    @wazkangz955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1475

    “The subject of this TAIL was not a soldier or civilian...”
    I see what you did there Mark

    • @MarkFeltonProductions
      @MarkFeltonProductions  4 ปีที่แล้ว +481

      Finally, someone spotted it!

    • @12yearssober
      @12yearssober 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Mark Felton Productions
      Is it possible Von Braun had a part in naming the Saturn rocket program after this alligator? I mean he was a devoted Nazi until we made a deal with him to help us.

    • @marcoAKAjoe
      @marcoAKAjoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro I had spotted that as well haha..

    • @smoketinytom
      @smoketinytom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mark Felton Productions This is why we’re not allowed nice things.

    • @wolfgangpagel6989
      @wolfgangpagel6989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@12yearssober Saturn is a planet. The scientist most likely did not know the name of every animal in a zoo far from him. Also von [!] Braun was not a devoted Nazi. His aims were not combatible with the focus on weapons. Anyway the military paid for his research, but he did not like to involve with the Nazi Party.

  • @LionsFan-dm5bp
    @LionsFan-dm5bp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2848

    Dude don’t eat after his wife died, that’s true love

    • @vancepomerening4794
      @vancepomerening4794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      Never underestimate the soul of an animal.

    • @LoneWolf051
      @LoneWolf051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      still a better love story than Twilight

    • @griffingamer8624
      @griffingamer8624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@LoneWolf051 Way better than Twilight. I'd watch a movie about this creature.

    • @timmyjones1921
      @timmyjones1921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yeah that is so true , a true love does not have to die for one to stop eating . I was only 121 lbs 6 months after my love left me for another man , my lady landlord came up to my apt 1 day and said Kill Your Self / Die / Or Get The F Up and Be a Man so two days later I got up been living every since . I wonder if my lost love is eating these days as her new love had a heart attack ? I wonder if my daughters are eating also ? after gunmen got tired of their boyfriends talking about killing me for fun and gunned their boy friends down killing them and gunned my step daughters BF down at Quick Trip Gas Station in Cahokia Illinois killing him also . They all keep calling our United States Armed Forces Base , my attorneys instructed me to ignore them and not reply to their texts/emails/ phone calls ect... I'm not going to answer any ways as it is not wise to be around people when God gets tired of B.S. and people start shooting at them as they could miss them and hit men with some that hot pistol led.

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@griffingamer8624 Same. Felt as bad for this Alligator as the protagonist of UP!.

  • @Thebossstage1
    @Thebossstage1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Hearing that the Alligator had PTSD made me legitimately sad

  • @edgy_secular_memes367
    @edgy_secular_memes367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1345

    “He cried out when he heard the vibrations of the tanks because it reminded him of the Battle of Berlin” I don’t know why that made me so sad :( no animal regardless of what it is should have to suffer a fate like Saturn. At least he died peacefully and ended up in a good place. RIP Saturn

    • @selfiekroos1777
      @selfiekroos1777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Ya that's crazy because lizards are the animals that tend to show the least affection in the wild.

    • @panzerkrieg3509
      @panzerkrieg3509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Dude right. I want to give Saturn a hug 😭

    • @balance667
      @balance667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      selfie kroos Yep. Cold blooded for sure. I’ve seen a crocodile have his arm completely ripped off whilst fighting for food, and just completely carried on with its day like
      *Nothing happened*

    • @labangrankvist2993
      @labangrankvist2993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@selfiekroos1777 crocodilians aren't lizards.

    • @thefastestsluginthewest6505
      @thefastestsluginthewest6505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@labangrankvist2993 Correct, they're actually archosaurs, but I don't think this the place to get so bent out of shape over such a common mistake...

  • @jameshailerthepostmaster4389
    @jameshailerthepostmaster4389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1636

    I can imagine a Russian shouting Tigers, while his comrade preparing an anti-tank grenade only to see an adult tiger running into them.

    • @riswanda2620
      @riswanda2620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Sound fun

    • @xalthzdornier4805
      @xalthzdornier4805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Americans.

    • @VonApennn
      @VonApennn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      X A L T H Z I L L I N O I were Americans troop in Berlin?

    • @chen_plays4173
      @chen_plays4173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is that a *Smug Purifier*?!

    • @ilovejimpickens632
      @ilovejimpickens632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@xalthzdornier4805 no, it was the Russians.

  • @CC-ed7jr
    @CC-ed7jr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    A normal alligator lives 30-50 years, this boy lived to 84. Even the alligators were ubermensch.

  • @TheNinjaGumball
    @TheNinjaGumball 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1259

    I'm honestly amazed that alligators lived that long. I mean, 1936-2020 is 84 years!!! That's insane!

    • @atomic_wait
      @atomic_wait 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Don't most reptiles continuously grow over the course of their lifespan, unlike mammals? Must have been a big scaly boi.

    • @michaelmccarthy4615
      @michaelmccarthy4615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      If only Saturn could talk.....

    • @jovan2cv
      @jovan2cv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      There is one still alive in Belgrade (Serbia) Zoo, he was born in 1937, and also experienced bombing of German forces and then American and British at the end of the war.

    • @ForceSmart
      @ForceSmart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@atomic_wait Sort of. Reptiles generally grow rapidly until they reach sexual maturity and grow very slowly for the rest of their lives.

    • @scbond
      @scbond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It’s common knowledge that they live this long and often much older?!

  • @yourstruly4817
    @yourstruly4817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    Interesting fact: the first and only casualty of the first air raid on Berlin was an elephant, there were 9 elephants in the Berlin Zoo at the beginning of the war, only one survived the air raids of WW2

    • @BHuang92
      @BHuang92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Besides the air raids, that one elephant survived being eaten..............

    • @cipher88101
      @cipher88101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Hard to hide when you are an elephant.

    • @richardm3023
      @richardm3023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The people of WW II Berlin found the zoo elephants...delicious.

    • @spencersholden
      @spencersholden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      2 elephants survived. There is old footage of 2 elephants helping with the cleanup after the war.

    • @fidus868
      @fidus868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@spencersholden Right.

  • @JohnSmith-nj9qo
    @JohnSmith-nj9qo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    He outlived two dictators and survived a world war and a cold war, I think we can officially declare this alligator a total badass.

  • @burmesejohneral
    @burmesejohneral 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2153

    Russian Tanks: Drives past zoo
    Saturn: THE SOVIETS HAVE SURROUNDED BERLIN

    • @UBFR
      @UBFR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      lol

    • @nvo7024
      @nvo7024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Mit dem Angriff Steiners wird das alles in Ordnung kommen

    • @yuurichito1439
      @yuurichito1439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nvo7024 😂

    • @MrChuanhquan
      @MrChuanhquan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Like a flashback..

    • @johnb.8622
      @johnb.8622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      'morphs into Killer-Croc and smashes T-34s'

  • @VolpeWhereAreYou
    @VolpeWhereAreYou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +982

    The stories that Saturn must have keep me up at night

    • @jna6246
      @jna6246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Also, can we acknowledge how perfectly Mark's opening music goes along with that opening video clip?

    • @MasterBlase
      @MasterBlase 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      pretty sure he fed them people alive

    • @jotunnomachy2480
      @jotunnomachy2480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OYyYY, he fed saturn jus. the horror. why wasn't this presented in the Nuremberg trials along with the lamp shade and the shrunken head... that was sitting right next to THEE lamp shade and which wasn't accepted as evidence because of obvious reasons.?.?.?

    • @wordedsauce5580
      @wordedsauce5580 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He doesn't have any he an animal

    • @Shawnmiller1903
      @Shawnmiller1903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he survived several bombings

  • @kayseek1248
    @kayseek1248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    You forgot to mention his testimony at the Nuremberg Trials.

    • @VersedNJ
      @VersedNJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I don't remember a thing and only following orders.

    • @pi1523
      @pi1523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      he ate a couple of people

    • @kayseek1248
      @kayseek1248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@pi1523 crazy how he took matters into his own hands (or should I say jaws) like that.

    • @nobleman9393
      @nobleman9393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He refused to talk

  • @timsullivan4566
    @timsullivan4566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1256

    "'''much loved and pampered exhibit of Moscow's zoo" [where he was showered with affection and liquor bottles.]

    • @victorbonilla4634
      @victorbonilla4634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Not to mention concrete.

    • @hello.3471
      @hello.3471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And the vodka

    • @worldexclusive557
      @worldexclusive557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Underrated comment

    • @Perkelenaattori
      @Perkelenaattori 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Throwing liquor bottles at you is just Russian love. Well that and Adidas clothing.

    • @Maperator
      @Maperator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Of course there will always be some drunkard idiots

  • @griffingamer8624
    @griffingamer8624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    Great, now I'm sad about an American-German Alligator. How did this happen to me? Did I make a mistake? Life goes on.
    Poor Alligator had PTSD, was assault by a drunk man, couldn't have kids, mate dies decades before he does. Saturn, I'm sorry for you having such a horrible life.

    • @businessproyects2615
      @businessproyects2615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Was an alligator but had soul.

    • @ilduce4298
      @ilduce4298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Pretty hard life

    • @ilduce4298
      @ilduce4298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      May he rest in peace

    • @dmitriygryaznov9210
      @dmitriygryaznov9210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Google-Translating this article on Moscow Zoo's official website (as of writing the comment not updated to include the alligator's death) may make you feel better:
      moscowzoo.ru/about-zoo/articles/stati-o-zhivotnykh/saturn-zhertva-velikoy-voyny/
      An extract:
      "...In younger years [Saturn] liked eating mintai - a fish low on calories but abundant in other nutrients. He became more discerning with age - right now he prefers keta. Notably, he perfectly distinguishes keta (a wild fish) from gorbusha (artificially grown). When offered the latter he begins to protest. We respect our venerable inhabitants and sometimes adapt diets to their desires if that doesn's harm their health. Saturn wants keta? Here you go!"
      It seems his life did have calmer and brighter moments.

    • @alexie832
      @alexie832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wtf!? That's horrible!

  • @Jakob_The_Stoic_Norseman
    @Jakob_The_Stoic_Norseman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    Something tells me they tried to get him to talk
    Russian Officer: "Tell us everything you know!"
    Saturn: *Loud angry hiss of Death*

    • @spongebobbies
      @spongebobbies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Jakob The Viking
      Officer: "Maybe Vodka will soothe mood yes???" Proceeds to pop open the bottle of vodka and inserts it into Saturns mouth
      Saturn: imediantly turns communist and puts on that hat Stalin's always wearing "yes"

    • @apjumpmanjoey1fan925
      @apjumpmanjoey1fan925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ChewYour Beer lol

    • @apjumpmanjoey1fan925
      @apjumpmanjoey1fan925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @Jakob_The_Stoic_Norseman
      @Jakob_The_Stoic_Norseman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spongebobbies No no, it's "Da"

    • @spongebobbies
      @spongebobbies 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jakob The Viking i originally was gonna use “da” but couldn’t exactly figure out the correct spelling for it even though it’s blatantly obvious

  • @Pantheragem
    @Pantheragem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +851

    I think I feel worse about people throwing things at him than I do about the bombing. Seems so personal. What assholes people can be. I hope he had caretakers being nice to him at least.

    • @jason127x99
      @jason127x99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Pantheragem right!

    • @大砲はピュ
      @大砲はピュ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      You hope? He explicitly mentioned how without that, he would not have been able to live to his long life....

    • @Pantheragem
      @Pantheragem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@大砲はピュ When I wrote my comment, I hadn't made it to the very end of the video. I thought about amending it before someone called me on it, but, oh well. It's nice to know he was cared for, and probably spent way, way, more time being pampered than not.

    • @Pantheragem
      @Pantheragem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @The Nova renaissance Right? Doesn't get much lower than throwing something at an animal's head while he's in an enclosure. They're about the same level as people who steal mementos from gravesites.

    • @VincentGonzalezVeg
      @VincentGonzalezVeg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Pantheragem every living thing should have the right for self defence, like a baby bird biting your finger
      And just because life is dosent especially make a 'me' important
      Not innately
      Crocodilians are on the surface of the planet is reasonable for wanting self defense but this is an abductee
      This croc had significant parts of his life changed because of humans
      He can't defend against that
      We removed him from his environment he would have ruled more greatly than a lion
      May he rest well
      The truth is in time

  • @jbuckley2546
    @jbuckley2546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    The way humans live can give an alligator PTSD. That's a sad reflection on us all.

    • @ryzziktrognesou1
      @ryzziktrognesou1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's so true that I'm ashamed.

    • @fromontario6954
      @fromontario6954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      True. But also because of humans he lived twice his life expectancy.

    • @jbuckley2546
      @jbuckley2546 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jeffrey Dohnger I wouldn't call his experiences well cared for, hence the shaking at loud noises. Also, rather live 40 years in the wild than 80 in a cage.

  • @rachdarastrix5251
    @rachdarastrix5251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    "Tourists nick named the alligator Hitler."
    Hey! That's a horrible thing to call the poor guy!
    "Although the pair mated many times the eggs were infertile."
    Ok now I get it.

  • @Taistelukalkkuna
    @Taistelukalkkuna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +916

    *Soviet Russia*
    "Comrade Stalin. We did not manage to capture Hitler."
    "WHAT!"
    "...But we did capture his alligator, Saturn."
    "Close enough...."

    • @Alex-cw3rz
      @Alex-cw3rz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Well they did get Hitler's jaw at least

    • @scottmclaughlin2329
      @scottmclaughlin2329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Both cold blooded individuals.

    • @JakeShadowCitizen
      @JakeShadowCitizen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Attach freaking laser beams to its head"

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@scottmclaughlin2329 Well... except that Saturn probably had more of a heart, almost starving to death after his mate died, out of some sort of grief.

    • @JakeShadowCitizen
      @JakeShadowCitizen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@scottmclaughlin2329 and yet I only feel sympathy for Saturn. Even a alligator was more human than Hitler.

  • @vili9626
    @vili9626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1248

    Not nice to imagine a reptile having PTSD

    • @kevindavis5966
      @kevindavis5966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@rickt.1870 Mammalian brains are certainly more advanced than literal lizard brains. I find it difffuclt to believe it could have had a form of PTSD.

    • @lafeeshmeister
      @lafeeshmeister 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@rickt.1870 Thanks. Agreed.

    • @BagOCheetos
      @BagOCheetos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@kevindavis5966 It would definitely depend on your definition of PTSD in regards to a reptile. But alligators certainly have good memory, and they definitely have a fight or flight mechanism, and put those two together with pain or distress and you can get a reactionary disorder.

    • @jjeherrera
      @jjeherrera 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@BagOCheetos I once rescued a horse who wouldn't even come out of his stall. I'm glad to say he had a happy life with me.

    • @keithlarsen7557
      @keithlarsen7557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@kevindavis5966 Alligators are closer to birds than lizards, and are actually quite smart.

  • @JiggyfaceJake
    @JiggyfaceJake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "You ever wonder whats going on in someone's head" ( alligator having ptsd from 1945 )

  • @twokool4skool129
    @twokool4skool129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    Me: "Isn't there anything new on TH-cam? It's just the same old crap every day."
    Mark Felton: "Let me tell you about Hitler's alligator."

    • @actualideas8078
      @actualideas8078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “It is not propaganda’s task to be intelligent, its task is to lead to success.” Joseph Goebbels

    • @homefront3162
      @homefront3162 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Felton: "Hold my beer"

  • @Ypog_UA
    @Ypog_UA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Things that keep me up at night
    1: My fears and concerns
    2: What happened to Hitler's alligator?

    • @bigbigmurphy
      @bigbigmurphy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      What about the droid attack on Wookies?

  • @haroldsen4238
    @haroldsen4238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I feel kinda sad for the Aligator. He has PTSD, and he was also badly treated by the tourists, even though he did nothing wrong.

    • @ShogunMongol
      @ShogunMongol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Hitler's alligator did nothing wrong" is a take that I never thought I'd see, but I agree entirely.

  • @richardmayes8797
    @richardmayes8797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    Imagine surviving the fall of Berlin, and then in the 1990s drunken morons throw bottles at you. Kids these days! No respect. Get off my lawn...

    • @chrisc2920
      @chrisc2920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That was 30 years ago grandpa

    • @Cometstarlight
      @Cometstarlight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Chris C that’s the point

    • @boozecruiser
      @boozecruiser 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The fall of the USSR fucked Russia's society completely. Drug deaths skyrocketed, life expectancy plummeted in 1991

  • @Iamhim03
    @Iamhim03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    Life of Saturn
    Born in America
    Raised in Germany
    Nearly killed by the British
    Taken as a war prize by Soviets

  • @champaignlifestylechoices6771
    @champaignlifestylechoices6771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The diaries he kept in captivity are fascinating to read.

  • @MrRedsjack
    @MrRedsjack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Coca cola, WV and Hugo boss:
    Let's hide out Nazi past.
    Lacoste:
    LET'S SPONSOR HITLER'S ALLIGATOR!

  • @kiardothefirst8011
    @kiardothefirst8011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    Hitler - "I want an alligator with a frickin laser beam attached to it's head"

    • @Leman.Russ.6thLegion
      @Leman.Russ.6thLegion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      FER RIKKIN
      LAY
      ZER
      BEEMZ

    • @peterfile2185
      @peterfile2185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂🤣👍

    • @a320driver5
      @a320driver5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      We can then hold the world ransom for 1 MILLION dollars

    • @Matt.m6
      @Matt.m6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bro when I saw this it reminded me of Blofeld lmao. Every evil guy gotta have their cliche pet.

    • @Clem_Fandango11
      @Clem_Fandango11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      20 quid on Battlefield V

  • @seekingeudaimonia6884
    @seekingeudaimonia6884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Man, that must have been hard for, Saturn, they have pretty delicate sensors on their bodies to feel fish and other things going past, so to eat when they can’t see. The bomb blasts would have been crippling to the senses most likely. Not to mention it looks like his face is scarred like a burn victim.
    On another note, I feel like this is the war equivalent to stealing another fraternities mascot pet. Ultimate power move.
    Also, is this where.hitler being a lizard human hybrid, theory began?

    • @ared4108
      @ared4108 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, the people that spawned it are likely the same kind of people who take out their nastiness on a defenseless animal, just because of the menace that "owned" it (only coming to visit it twice in his whole life is truly pathetic).

  • @Jimboy1611
    @Jimboy1611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    Charles Darwin reputedly brought a young Galápagos giant tortoise back from his research expedition and named her Harriet.
    Darwin died in 1882. Harriet lived until 2006!

    • @worldwar2lucky961
      @worldwar2lucky961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wow WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW 😁😁😁😁

    • @worldwar2lucky961
      @worldwar2lucky961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As they say on SCREEN RANT CHANNEL 😁😁😁😁😁

    • @mcthrull7417
      @mcthrull7417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Kevin Lee
      "Stupid human died so early"

    • @liamlinneberg6492
      @liamlinneberg6492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It also belonged to steve irwin
      Edit: belonged*

    • @catxborsuq1
      @catxborsuq1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      James Cook also brought such a tortoise to England, it died in London Zoo in 1960s. James Cook died 1779.
      On a somewhat related note, a few days ago I've been to zoo in Athens, they have two Aldabra giant tortoise (second largest tortoise species after Galapagos), one born in 1910, the other 1890^^

  • @1977Yakko
    @1977Yakko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Between the Chief Mousers at 10 Downing Street and Hitler's gator, I learn more about animals here than I do on the Discovery Channel let alone more about history than on the History Channel. Thanks Mark!

    • @BigJon410
      @BigJon410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't forget the SS horses that joined the Circle C Cowboys - America's Cold War Cavalry.

    • @arthurmead5341
      @arthurmead5341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dont forget the Chief Mouser to the Foreign & Commonwealth Office!

    • @Bonobo1974
      @Bonobo1974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wojtek the Bear, "recruited" into the Polish Army, who saw action in WWII's Italy campaign.

  • @goldenhydreigon4727
    @goldenhydreigon4727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    "GERMAN ALLIGATORS ARE THE FINEST IN THE WORLD!"
    -Rudol Von Stroheim probably

    • @jesusjoseph1899
      @jesusjoseph1899 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @Arktischen
      @Arktischen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tf Europe doesn’t even hold any wild alligators to cold over there

    • @goldenhydreigon4727
      @goldenhydreigon4727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Arktischen
      He could've imported it from Indonesia seeing how Japan took it over during WW2

    • @jesusjoseph1899
      @jesusjoseph1899 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@goldenhydreigon4727 Indonesia only has Crocs

    • @nicke.8622
      @nicke.8622 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Niiiiice

  • @michaelmccarthy4615
    @michaelmccarthy4615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    If only Saturn could have talked....
    The stories he would have told

    • @wolfgang7850
      @wolfgang7850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Don't do that

    • @Pynaegan
      @Pynaegan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Saturn: "You're standing on my tail."

    • @munafiqwill7837
      @munafiqwill7837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MichaelJ44 Oh yes I remember that one it's brilliant! Some mind blowing stuff 😉

    • @alexanderstrickland9036
      @alexanderstrickland9036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “Fucking hell its cold all the time here”

    • @axelloa.a.6563
      @axelloa.a.6563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Back in my day.."

  • @Vorpal_Wit
    @Vorpal_Wit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    Wait as second! Are you telling me the last German PoW was an AMERICAN!!!? A Southerner at that! The OUTRAGE!

    • @marcoAKAjoe
      @marcoAKAjoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lol

    • @PapaSchultz74
      @PapaSchultz74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      And a native american to 😁

    • @libefiken1863
      @libefiken1863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Immigration at its finest.

    • @crmesson22k
      @crmesson22k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Not only that but he died in Russia is a communist

    • @michaelgoldman1433
      @michaelgoldman1433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's Right Boi- " Sheriff JT Higgs from Georgia in James Bond lol

  • @sirfishalot7569
    @sirfishalot7569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Interior Crocodile Alligator “Help me I don’t wanna die in a gas chamber”

    • @tfdallas1774
      @tfdallas1774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This legitimately made me laugh very hard

  • @Roller_Ghoster
    @Roller_Ghoster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    Mark Felton: Did you hear the one about Hitler's alligator?
    Me: WTF!

    • @LetsAMP
      @LetsAMP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      His.. WHAT?!

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well Crocodilian stories are his forte. Like The History Guy and Pirates, or the Anti-Trekker & "because... quantum..."

    • @DavidSmith-ss1cg
      @DavidSmith-ss1cg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, he named it Goering and gave it morphine; the goofin' gator thought he could FLY. It was exciting; the horses REALLY thought so.

    • @olympia5758
      @olympia5758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Methani K. No

  • @jeffsanders1609
    @jeffsanders1609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +880

    Stalin: Alright Germans the war's over. Those of you who didn't freeze to death in my gulags can go home.
    Saturn: *Happy Alligator Noises*
    Stalin: Except you. You stay
    Saturn: *Sad Alligator Noises*

    • @ultrapotato1687
      @ultrapotato1687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      real nice exept that the soviets probably got some dumb excuse to keep all of the pow's in labor camps

    • @maddyg3208
      @maddyg3208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I know it's a joke but most (still-alive) German POWs only went home in 1955, ie after Stalin's death

    • @shinjinakajima8043
      @shinjinakajima8043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bwahahahahahahahahaha

    • @Anglo-Brit
      @Anglo-Brit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That croc was no POW... He was treated like a Croc king.... It lived for ages.

    • @typhoon8711
      @typhoon8711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hitler's alligator during the Chernobyl incident: Looks like Godzilla will rise!!!

  • @samanthasantana-cook9345
    @samanthasantana-cook9345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I never thought I could cry over an alligator, but here I am 😭

  • @hackneo64
    @hackneo64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    I guess Saturn truly suffered Lacoste of war...

    • @billh230
      @billh230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      *phweeeeeettttt* OK, THAT'S IT! YOU, OUT OF THE SANDBOX!!! :))

    • @ligmanuts2015
      @ligmanuts2015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bravo

    • @YAH2121
      @YAH2121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The best comment

    • @Voilento
      @Voilento 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good one funny man...... now go to gulag ;-)

    • @robinderoos1166
      @robinderoos1166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Caleb Edwards no card is large enough to depict that fatso

  • @Life_Is_Torture0000
    @Life_Is_Torture0000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    He wasn't really upset. It was all crocodile tears.
    I'll see myself out...

    • @Syncop8rNZ
      @Syncop8rNZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That's a false alligation.

    • @billmers3219
      @billmers3219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

    • @chejlr
      @chejlr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      See you later alligator.

    • @WildAustralian
      @WildAustralian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don’t allienate the crocodiles

    • @wolfhelm8078
      @wolfhelm8078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No please stay, I wanna die more inside

  • @dutchboyslim5951
    @dutchboyslim5951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    1:45 "Outlived two totalitarian regimes"
    No. He just ate them

  • @Doom_Squid_Son
    @Doom_Squid_Son 4 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    I got sad when I heard the alligator was essentially crying
    :(
    Edit:
    Wow you bastards have to turn everything political...
    Honestly stfu

    • @Billybob-j7f
      @Billybob-j7f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same here so sad.

    • @dannya1854
      @dannya1854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Found the Nazi

    • @Fr_87
      @Fr_87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@dannya1854 Found the commie

    • @kilyaproductions1385
      @kilyaproductions1385 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Fking Lizard King ignorant twat

    • @one_step_sideways
      @one_step_sideways 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Soldmysoulforablurayplayer You sound like a 14 year old Redditor.

  • @johngibson2884
    @johngibson2884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    He was sensitive, yet tough enough to survive ...he mourned his mate he lost too young and disliked sounds of war .
    Lived like a soldier...
    He was bombed by England with explosives and Russians with boulders and Vodka bottles .
    He never got to have offspring
    He died like an old soldier🙏.

    • @RAJESHR-mo4kb
      @RAJESHR-mo4kb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Poor thing.. Felt really sorry for him..

    • @books_2038
      @books_2038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A true German soldier

  • @franciscosansalone
    @franciscosansalone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    He didn't die at Moscow zoo, he escaped and is now in Argentina whit his owner

  • @TheSmithDorian
    @TheSmithDorian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Saturn - the only defendant to have successfully used the "I was only following orders" defence at the Nuremberg War Crime Trials in 1946.

  • @UnwaryThunder9
    @UnwaryThunder9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    “Thrown by a drunk visitor” only in Russia would someone be drunk enough to get into an enclosure with a full grown American alligator and almost kill it

    • @dannya1854
      @dannya1854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That happens all the time in zoos especially in the United States.

    • @Carandini
      @Carandini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I know a guy who broke into a gorilla enclosure and tried to box a silverback. If he hadn't been drunk, the gorilla would have killed him, but because he was he only ended up in the hospital (same way a drunk usually the one who survives a traffic accident).

    • @user-ct8my8rv9c
      @user-ct8my8rv9c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He didn't get into the enclosure, just tossed a bottle at it like a drunk idiot

    • @mr.factoid105
      @mr.factoid105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@dannya1854 ya that sounds like Florida Man

    • @Betterifitsfree
      @Betterifitsfree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@dannya1854 "All the time in the United States"? You can't name 2X when drunks entered into a zoo and threw rocks at animals nearly killing them in the United States Comrade. When people get drunk in America, they don't go staggering to zoo's to throw objects at animals.

  • @MatSpeedle
    @MatSpeedle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Rumour has it, Hitlers last words to saturn: "See you later..." :D

  • @anthonydefex
    @anthonydefex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    looks like his Russian captors fed him humanely, as he still had all his teeth. I wondered if Israel ever tried to secretly capture him for possible war crimes

    • @nilihcrevo9820
      @nilihcrevo9820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      The Jew said that the alligator was in Dachau supervising it

    • @xcv501
      @xcv501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I would like to see you make that joke in front of magneto.

    • @shergy1000
      @shergy1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      He was seen on more than one occasion pouring Zyclon B through the glass windows.

    • @TheKiller7276
      @TheKiller7276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I'm surprised he wasn't found guilty at the numberburg trails. surely there were alligator pits in aushcwitz!

    • @basedchechen5106
      @basedchechen5106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      What is this Israel you speak of?

  • @GunsNGames1
    @GunsNGames1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    The poor animals don't deserve to experience the horrors of war, they don't do shit like humans do to suffer like that.

    • @bubblegumgun3292
      @bubblegumgun3292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      WONT SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE ANIMALS

    • @WalrusWinking
      @WalrusWinking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That alligator would eat the fuck outta you and not feel a thing.

    • @Daniel-jm7ts
      @Daniel-jm7ts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean animals eat others alive so I'm not sure if they are really better than us

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Poor horses who all died in warfare RIP

    • @virginiasaintj
      @virginiasaintj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well humans are very cruel to animals. I'm not vegan/vegetarian nor am I an animal rights activist, but the conditions inside of meat factories, or the seafood industry, are insanely cruel.

  • @all_the_bad_news5614
    @all_the_bad_news5614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I never expected to feel bad for an alligator today but when they said that about the Gator "crying out" like you don't really hear something like that when referring to these animals really felt for that little dinosaur

  • @grtarse
    @grtarse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    "Do you know that alligators can reach 15 feet."
    "No, I always saw one with 4 feet."

    • @chen_plays4173
      @chen_plays4173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Your gonna be kidding me

    • @babycakes2713
      @babycakes2713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your gonna be kidding me

    • @nehemiahzo_
      @nehemiahzo_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your gonna be kidding me

    • @marlonnodal7143
      @marlonnodal7143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your gonna be kidding me

    • @royalteluis623
      @royalteluis623 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your gonna be kidding me

  • @thebiasfish3650
    @thebiasfish3650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I’ve learned more about ww2 from this Chanel alone then all my school years combined

    • @robertgriffin662
      @robertgriffin662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mark's channel is way better than History channel! Especially nowadays.

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, yeah he's a historian

  • @Rasmusnilsenbie
    @Rasmusnilsenbie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Third Reich: we'll survive
    Saturn: then ill outlive you

  • @jacobleukus6930
    @jacobleukus6930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    That intro music over the walking alligator is too perfect

  • @swetangsharma
    @swetangsharma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    “I'm tired, boss. Tired of being on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. I'm tired of never having me a buddy to be with to tell me where we's going to, coming from, or why. Mostly, I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. I'm tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world...every day. There's too much of it. It's like pieces of glass in my head...all the time. Can you understand? ...”

    • @worldwar2lucky961
      @worldwar2lucky961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Man,you perfectly match my post 5 minutes ago. RIGHT ON RIGHT ON 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

    • @worldwar2lucky961
      @worldwar2lucky961 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      WOW. BEAUTIFUL 😁😁😁😁

  • @mr.dakkadakka2845
    @mr.dakkadakka2845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    At first I thought this was a funny story but upon hearing it its quite sad how much this innocent animal went through after getting caught up in mankinds war.

  • @gerardomartinez8000
    @gerardomartinez8000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    Stalin: our army captured Hitler??
    Soviet general: no tovarich he conmit suicide
    Stalin: what about his woman Eva Braun
    Soviet general: she suicide too
    Stalin: ok his dog at least was captured ???
    Soviet general; no tovarich Stalin dog was killed too
    Stalin: god we captured somebody dear of Hitler
    Soviet general: yes great Stalin we captured his alligator.
    Stalin: ok is enought for me

    • @grimmer54
      @grimmer54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @Crom the Wise it was joke you wet towel

    • @jblazerndrowzy
      @jblazerndrowzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Something Something So instead of correcting the dude yourself, you waited for someone else to do it?

    • @ignotaskatkus7685
      @ignotaskatkus7685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @The Nova renaissance absolutely truth:)

    • @micahtshibangu7402
      @micahtshibangu7402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Crom the Wise r/whoosh

    • @NathanDav42
      @NathanDav42 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Micah Tshibangu Nothing flies over his head. His reflexes are too good. He would catch it.

  • @mattandrews8528
    @mattandrews8528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    The intro along with the music is typical daily Florida life.

    • @richardc-ex7rt
      @richardc-ex7rt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Even on the golf courses! The iguanas are insane too!

    • @MattLesak
      @MattLesak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have one in my backyard

    • @randyballweg6079
      @randyballweg6079 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @logan9920
    @logan9920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Most interesting thing I have learned in years.

  • @miikkasihvonen8612
    @miikkasihvonen8612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    I see this in my notifications and I'm like, Hitler had an ALLIGATOR!

    • @LoneWolf051
      @LoneWolf051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Mein fuhrer...Steiner........Steiner reports the alligator has gotten loose in the bunker.....

    • @bubblegumgun3292
      @bubblegumgun3292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      BASED AF

    • @johnjacobs1625
      @johnjacobs1625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And Elvis had a monkey, named Scatter!

    • @durian-jacquesandrerobles6305
      @durian-jacquesandrerobles6305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LoneWolf051 it must be another one of Fegelein's antics! FEGELEIN!
      FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!

    • @trygveblacktiger597
      @trygveblacktiger597 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @SirAntoniousBlock
    @SirAntoniousBlock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Injured German soldier: Ahh glad to be back home after surviving everything the Red Army could throw at me.
    5:00

    • @chen_plays4173
      @chen_plays4173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *Ah Schieße*

    • @SirAntoniousBlock
      @SirAntoniousBlock 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Valerie O'Brien Its a croc they have the brain the size of a walnut.....

    • @SirAntoniousBlock
      @SirAntoniousBlock 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Valerie O'Brien He had a great life, normally he would have ended up as a handbag and shoes. 😆

    • @Spalbeert
      @Spalbeert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chen_plays4173 if your not even german and cant write Scheiße right dont do it

  • @nathanishungryanimations7206
    @nathanishungryanimations7206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    We press “F” to our fallen freunde and comrade.
    Our Kamarad and our Tavarisch

  • @NoName-eb1od
    @NoName-eb1od 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Imagine being a German civilian after the 1943 air raid and seeing a alligator just wondering around the rubble.

  • @1337fraggzb00N
    @1337fraggzb00N 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Just imagine: you survived a bomb raid by the allies and then get killed by a lion or a crocodile because they got out of the zoo. Kind of surreal, but also kind of humorous.

    • @annettehadley9718
      @annettehadley9718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      hi.. I mentioned that to my husband.. and he said... they probably eat the dead bodies...

    • @nominatorchris5591
      @nominatorchris5591 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@annettehadley9718 u right

  • @scottadkins7322
    @scottadkins7322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Where on earth does Felton get this stuff? It's absolute gold....

  • @spudskie3907
    @spudskie3907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Just an amazing story.
    Another reason why Mark Felton has one of the best channels in TH-cam.

    • @jason127x99
      @jason127x99 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spudskie totally agree! Well done Mark!!

  • @ethanrepublic
    @ethanrepublic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    i want to hear the stories about the escaped animals and what they did

    • @scratchy996
      @scratchy996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Some joined the French Foreign Legion to fight communists.

    • @jakev4191
      @jakev4191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MG42.

    • @fatman6660
      @fatman6660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Lol a tiger ate a tiger crew in a tiger factory in Berlin

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They became East German

    • @billd.iniowa2263
      @billd.iniowa2263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Look, a Panther!

  • @nocturnalmayhem0
    @nocturnalmayhem0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    that intro music with the gator walking is just perfect lol

  • @v3cj588
    @v3cj588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Cant imagined how a alligator liked the weather in Berlin and then Moscow.

    • @HansTheGreatestApocPlayer
      @HansTheGreatestApocPlayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brother, there are controlled climates in zoos

    • @miguelpedraentomology6080
      @miguelpedraentomology6080 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HansTheGreatestApocPlayer yes but before getting capture by the british saturn wandered by the streets of berlin with the other surviving crocodilians for 3 years, althought it was reported that they would return to what remained of the zoo from time to time.

  • @justinfanter3620
    @justinfanter3620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    The alligator was actually an American spy 😳

    • @victorbonilla4634
      @victorbonilla4634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yep, the zipper got stuck. He never made it back home...😂😂

    • @sermike16
      @sermike16 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I imagine if he could speak he's have a country accent.

  • @Bigdeathy
    @Bigdeathy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Tbh I had to cry during this video. I don't know why, but the fates of animals during war always gets closer to me than the fates of humans.

  • @dmitriygryaznov9210
    @dmitriygryaznov9210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    7:44 - That part was saddest for me TBH. Probably because having a bunch of smart and kind people (the vets that fought for Saturn's life afterwards) forced to undo barbarism of a drunk loser encapsulates the bulk of Russian affairs over the last 50 years or so.
    RIP Saturn. I hope no tanks will catch up with you there.

    • @jacksonthompson7099
      @jacksonthompson7099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hopefully he is resting easy with his fellow american alligator that we gave to Russia.

    • @YagrumBagarn
      @YagrumBagarn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So true. I hope he is in a better place now 😢

  • @Hashslinging_25
    @Hashslinging_25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Imagine being an Alligator and you get bought by Nazis. What a life huh

    • @AAAthreat
      @AAAthreat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      And then get given to Communists what a life.

    • @Ivan_Drago.
      @Ivan_Drago. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nazbol alligator

    • @Soldmysoulforablurayplayer
      @Soldmysoulforablurayplayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Being owned by Nazis then Russians, not sure which is worse...... poor thing never got a break.

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Soldmysoulforablurayplayer Well... except having almost HMS Warspite levels of endurance under fire ;-) .

    • @ew3612
      @ew3612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why do you think the alligator was mistreated in Germany?

  • @Christian-mt5jx
    @Christian-mt5jx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I actually feel sad that he couldn't have kids with his alligator 'wife'. RIP

  • @rhdsa8554
    @rhdsa8554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Hitler: this alligator is mine now
    Alligator: * confused alligator noises *

    • @Taistelukalkkuna
      @Taistelukalkkuna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Deutschland über alligators.

    • @Ivan_Drago.
      @Ivan_Drago. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’m surprised the Russians didn’t eat him

    • @geneclemetson4779
      @geneclemetson4779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @বাঙালী গেমার LOL

    • @malte2483
      @malte2483 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ivan_Drago. that sounds very british;)

    • @Antonh.
      @Antonh. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ivan_Drago. I tried alligator in Texas, it's actually pretty good!

  • @rasdread0989
    @rasdread0989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Very old animal with PTSD. as much wholesome this might be, this is just as sad.

  • @HaventheDemoness-vy9lx
    @HaventheDemoness-vy9lx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Poor beast suffering from PTSD 😔
    Wish I could've hugged him but that would've not been a good idea.
    But I can't believe he lived for over 80 years, an above average lifespan of an American alligator. That's amazing

  • @twirlyturd4364
    @twirlyturd4364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Sad story, poor alligator he just wanted to live in the Mississippi biome in peace :(

    • @derekroutt1089
      @derekroutt1089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who the hell would want to live in Mississippi
      Well I guess it is better than New Jersey.

  • @kam_kolb795
    @kam_kolb795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Russian Child: Dad can we go see Hitler,
    Russian Father: Yez comrade.

    • @idkidk-ro5ks
      @idkidk-ro5ks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nehemiahzo_
      @nehemiahzo_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Itzz Ghoul anything more than two emojis is cringe

  • @ErdrickLoto86
    @ErdrickLoto86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My heart also goes out to the employees and zoo keepers who had to endure the bombings, trying to survive and witnessing their beloved animals being hurt or killed by air raids.

  • @allensacharov5424
    @allensacharov5424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    How could one possiby pass up a story headlined "Hitler's Alligator"

  • @raclark2730
    @raclark2730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Mark's intro music is a perfect Alligator walking soundtrack.

  • @RedLink27
    @RedLink27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don't know why, but that photo of Hitler visiting the zoo at 2:46 is legitimately the creepiest image I've ever seen of him.

  • @danielb7117
    @danielb7117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I'd heard about Saturn before, and I thought it interesting that he too had "Shellshock". Great video Dr. Felton, I wonder, you be able to do a video on Timothy the tortoise (1844-2004), the last "veteran" of the Crimean War? Or possibly one on "Unsinkable Sam", a Bismarck's shipscat. If not, that's cool, Cheers.

    • @scratchy996
      @scratchy996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Some of Saturn's friends died in the bombings, of course we was upset :(

    • @danielb7117
      @danielb7117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@scratchy996 true, but being a Crocodile, it's not like he could sit at the kitchen table in the middle of the night, sobbing and screaming while drinking whiskey, like my Grandad and his buddies.

    • @primachpepe8597
      @primachpepe8597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      for Sam have a look at Drachinifel - he does naval history

    • @Nyctasia
      @Nyctasia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I had a great uncle was on Ark Royal with Unsinkable Sam and saw him quite often on the ship and after the sinking too, as he and others of the crew were fond of him. Oddly enough, I had another relative on Rodney at the same time so got family stories of most of the final part of the Bismarck saga.

    • @jschwagl
      @jschwagl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@danielb7117 He wasn't a Crocodile, he was an Alligator.

  • @SmilingIbis
    @SmilingIbis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    84 years: That's 7 X the life span of a Third Reich!

    • @andrewj.k.9917
      @andrewj.k.9917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah :)

    • @jason127x99
      @jason127x99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SmilingIbis I wonder how long they would've lasted if there's wasn't no WW2?

    • @NathanDav42
      @NathanDav42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hitler: ‘This Reich will last 1,000 years!’
      Saturn: ‘Yeah, about that...’

  • @hamiltoncork5778
    @hamiltoncork5778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    All the death, destruction and mayhem described in this video and I'm feeling sorry for an alligator that lost its mate and got depressed. 🥺

  • @studinthemaking
    @studinthemaking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Saturn thinking in 1993 during the fighting with Yestin. "Russian Tanks and bombing again?" Cant i just retire to Florida!

    • @anaveragesoviettankfromthe70s
      @anaveragesoviettankfromthe70s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "I just wanna go home to the US, and live my normal alligator life there, with my alligator family."

    • @austinm.9832
      @austinm.9832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anaveragesoviettankfromthe70s well, he didn't have any kids, and his wife died.

    • @studinthemaking
      @studinthemaking 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Austin McCune He had some gator family back in the states.

    • @ianashby1449
      @ianashby1449 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just saw American alligators at butterfly creek in Auckland a couple of weekends ago