"intelligent adults it says in my stats, guys" he seriously thinks he has grown working men and women who take him serious 😂 Yet cannot even get 1 to agree with him on stream for 15 years and he tried all year 😂
@@iamMildlyUpsetWithMostOfYouTub its always a great laugh when phil seriously tries to claim he doesnt have a wheelchair short bused fan base when he talks and decodes jayde every time he talks for us all to see.. and there is dozens we have all seen him put on a pokemon hat for
He even sees them as individuals and not a brood of faceless money bags where if one person tells him something he acts as if the entire collective demanded it of him.
I did not think it was remotely funny. Top level cringe. Santa asking Piggy if he wanted the haters gone or a million dollars shows how shallow he is. He thinks about alcohol, Hogans, money and detractors 24/7.
I was wondering what everyone was talking about him ruining the bit, and then 4:40 happened. Thank you all for the gift of learning what over-skepticism truly is. Merry Christmas everyone.
2:20 And this right here. Even in character, this mental slip and the time he spent talking about it tells you what Phil’s entire problem is with Stellar Blade and pretty digital girls despite him saying otherwise.
He's a married man dood and he gets laid all the time so he doesn't need to gawk at waifus like a virgin with no social life. He's so mature which is why he has such a visceral aversion to seeing women's bodies.
He really can't help but insult the "others" intelligence in whatever and whoever he is talking about, even when that other is him. The amount of insecurity this weirdo must feel about his intellect must be just astronomical.
Wasting money on tat is his expertiese after all. Bad acting and constant laughing (not to mention begging) ruined the whole experience, as expected from the guy who doesn't care to improve.
You want the detractors Felted? You want millions of dollars? How bout getting out of another promise you don't intend to keep? Most transparent guy on TH-cam.
To give credit where it's due, making "Santa" play Stellar Blade because he would never, while childish, is kinda funny. Ruined it after 4 mins, so who cares. DSP stays DSPing.
I can already see DSP as Santa when he gives presents to kids: "You have been a good boy, Christopher! You could be a even better boy if you would tip your Santa $50! That way Santa and Ms. Clause could buy some chicken nuggets! Fair enough? Cool. hohoho"
Reminds me of kat doing that strange owl thing. This getup was only for the regarded. Please if you have someone who is regarded in your family or as a friend don’t let them fall for this horsecrap.
I am helping my mom cook some dishes and wrap last presents to bring over to my sisters house where she is hosting 14 of us. This is how this clown spends his Christmas eve….
Snorta Claus has come with givemas cheer to take your money, I mean tips and donations, and he’ll give you videos of him eating food! Make sure to leave door dash and gin out! Those are Snorta Claus’s favorite!
I knew he'd be too drunk to play stellar blade and not ruin it he had to throw on a Santa suit because even he couldn't handle how cringe he is JFC dumbest shlt ever
All jokes aside this might be the single most genuinely interesting thing he's done in a long time. He actually used a green screen. We finally got there. After thousands of dollars and many years he has a green screen. And he actually surprised us. Didn't broadcast it like a dingus. And he also proved the goal for stellar blade was useless. We all know this will be just him testing the waters, or getting that 'initial hype' done and over with. So he can then say "I played it, the hype is gone and I proved the trolls wrong that I don't have a problem with woman and now I'll never play again unless you reach the goal"
Way to ruin a funny bit with your greed, pigroach
A greedy pig in a santa outfit is still a greedy pig
Dsp proved the detractors was right about him being RACIST
He was so close I almost rooted for him.
im confused, whats funny about this vid? he is still very punchable as usual
Youre right. He almost had something good here. Almost. But he had to "this is how you dont" it up and ruin it.
He steals from you while you're sleeping. He scams while you're awake... He knows if you've donated or not, so do tip for goodness sake!
I could totally see this in the next darksydedrill
Alright that was really good 😂
😂😂😂😂 Excellent!
So tip for pig roach sake*
Hehehe
😂
Why is Santa Evading Taxes from the IRS?
Hope the IRS investigates him, I’m sure they’d love to hear about all the $$$ he spent after going bankrupt
“But mommy why did DSP steal all of our Christmas money, why mommy?”
GREEEEEEEEEEEED, that’s why.
Pretty sure Santa has been dodging the government since the elves realized they should get paid by the hour and tried to unionize
@@WingsofWendysChilli you're delusional
Reminder not a children's entertainer.
FWIW, he's not entertaining anyone.
Grown man dressing like Santa for other grown men is peak entertainment
"intelligent adults it says in my stats, guys" he seriously thinks he has grown working men and women who take him serious 😂 Yet cannot even get 1 to agree with him on stream for 15 years and he tried all year 😂
Or is he trying to entice minors like he did with Pandalee?😮
Remember. He isn't a children's entertainer, meme streamer. He's a mature adult.
Dents and children are pretty close in intelligence
@@iamMildlyUpsetWithMostOfYouTub
its always a great laugh when phil seriously tries to claim he doesnt have a wheelchair short bused fan base when he talks and decodes jayde every time he talks for us all to see.. and there is dozens we have all seen him put on a pokemon hat for
with a business degree.
Be sure to leave some fast food and gin out for Santa
Popeyes. Burger King could result in coal.
🤣🤣🤣
Phil may be the most dented of all
The only Santa who doesn't give gifts 😂
And demands you doordash him the cookies and milk so he doesn't have to leave his khando.
He does, but the boxes are empty, he already traded in the gift for store credit. 🤪
Santa is not supposed to ask for anything. Santa is giving. He should be giving back to his chat and his community.
Leave it to phil
@@PresidentDwayneEMDHComachoHe wouldn’t want to do that. He has respect for his audience and doesn’t scam them.
Phil is just roleplaying nega-Santa. He doesn't give, he only takes.
He even sees them as individuals and not a brood of faceless money bags where if one person tells him something he acts as if the entire collective demanded it of him.
Should have dressed up as Scrooge McCuck.
Why does Santa sound like he's from nigeria?
'cause all scammers are from there. :)
That was funny for about 10 seconds. He always ruins things like that by over doing it.
I did not think it was remotely funny. Top level cringe. Santa asking Piggy if he wanted the haters gone or a million dollars shows how shallow he is. He thinks about alcohol, Hogans, money and detractors 24/7.
I was wondering what everyone was talking about him ruining the bit, and then 4:40 happened. Thank you all for the gift of learning what over-skepticism truly is. Merry Christmas everyone.
The most unbelievable thing in this regarded ass sketch, is that phil turned down money
Jesus it’s so obvious he’s milking his dents 😂 brainless cash cows
The biggest paypigs probably have a findom thing unlike a Jayde or Slayer who are just not all there.
He should have dressed up like the Grinch. Much more suitable for the pig roach.
Would've been on the nose haha.
2:20 And this right here. Even in character, this mental slip and the time he spent talking about it tells you what Phil’s entire problem is with Stellar Blade and pretty digital girls despite him saying otherwise.
DSP inadvertently admits that he is, once again, in debt. 1:45.
King of the Dents.
Larpers keep the pressure on him, keep asking him why he’s dropping Stellar Blade and why he has an aversion towards hot female characters in games 🙏😂
He's a married man dood and he gets laid all the time so he doesn't need to gawk at waifus like a virgin with no social life. He's so mature which is why he has such a visceral aversion to seeing women's bodies.
So another $200 at least dropped on a full santa suit.
Good thing he isn't having a midlife crisis or his spending might get outta hand.
Isn't he just doing the exact bit PPP did like 2 weeks ago?
Thought the same.
All he does now is copy those clowns
Phil is a sponge for stupid.
Did Santa seriously offer Phil a mil because he knew that’s what it would take to get him out of debt?
It wouldn't get him out of debt... It'll get him a million pulls closer to that sweet sweet 6 star Hogan pull brother lol
thought he has a family to spend time with :D?
a butch for a Roommate and a cat?
Christmas 2024, never forget. Santa got drunk and took the childrens' money.
this was insane to see live. jesus christ
Yeah I did not expect the Santa outfit
Ikr. I left the stream for a while and came back and he was drunk af dressed as Santa 🤣
He really can't help but insult the "others" intelligence in whatever and whoever he is talking about, even when that other is him. The amount of insecurity this weirdo must feel about his intellect must be just astronomical.
You must be a moronic, mouth drooling, small brained, idiot dunce. One of us 😊 Merry Christmas 🎄
DSP can’t play a game with a female lead without making sexual jokes challenge: level impossible
Santa is supposed to bring joy and gifts to people... Santa DSP Just wants to suck your joy and take your money.
just sad…..pathetic….my god 🤦🏻♂️
It would've been funny to see him breaking character if the trolls showed up and caused him to start doing lean in manual bans
wow he actually tries and did some work... a real holiday gift, phil actually did one day of work and effort
Wasting money on tat is his expertiese after all. Bad acting and constant laughing (not to mention begging) ruined the whole experience, as expected from the guy who doesn't care to improve.
@@DarkPatro56 glad i missed it 😂 and still see he needs to beg short bus riders is always a win
Story of his life.
DSP does something and ruins it with his greed.
Merry Christmas Folks
just like how he fucked over his friends.
absolute idiot.
Do you want a million dollars to get out of debt…….thought going bankrupt did that…..
I love this gintro
Does anyone really care about picture quality on TH-cam for anything past 720p...?
Not a children's entertainer but most definitely a wheelchair entertainer thats for sure 👌🏻
He is more like Krampus than Santa
Why does santa smell like gin and Popeyes?
Gin, Popeyes, and fear, n desperation
This was kinda funny for a bit, definately overdid it, and he was clearly drunk. Maybe the onlyusemeblade / phil arc is next?
Yeah as long as that money comes in people will definitely tip him to get wasted and he will have to drink.
Santa needs tips? Geez
Not a children's entertainer btw.
DSP gets none of it.... That's cuz it all goes to Doordash & Hogan pulls
If you watch DSP unironically, you have major malfunctions
Dude already have wiped out over 150k owed and he now says do you want a million dollars to pay off your debt?😂
The Holidays are the season of giving your money to Snorta Claus.
When I say cringe 😬
Oh no, it was Beganeezer Scrooge, we totally got felted tipping to fake santa 😢
Beganeezer 😂😂😂
Where exactly was the funny bit ? Who even as much as chuckled once ?
The only santa that you can to a 100% without guilt curbstomp
Nah that suit can’t hide all the burgers you’ve smashed back
You want the detractors Felted?
You want millions of dollars?
How bout getting out of another promise you don't intend to keep?
Most transparent guy on TH-cam.
Money makes him happy. Look how hard hes trying because the kings coufers overflowth.
He really thought his fans wouldn't notice if he recycled the bob ross bit with a beard. Amazing levels of laziness.
Why's he talking about himself in the 3rd person. It's not creepy enough that he's dressed up as Santa with no children in the house.
Not a children's entertainer btw
What was the "funny" part? Everything about this was cringey and pathetic.
His Santa laugh sounds like a bad Bond villain impression
Doody is being more generous than Santa by calling this bit "funny", but yeah at least it's a lot more than he usually tries.
the only time Phil is mildly enjoyable is when he's pretending to be another person
It would be funny if piggy actually had some semblance of wit or charisma instead of resorting to the same scat jokes.
The most cringe that cringe can be
To give credit where it's due, making "Santa" play Stellar Blade because he would never, while childish, is kinda funny. Ruined it after 4 mins, so who cares. DSP stays DSPing.
Merry Christmas doody!
Merry Christmas!
asking santa to play a game that the community wanted and then totally shits on it. Dsp you are the reason why people make fun of you!!!
Saint Goutcolas
Doody play the full intro I love it so much
Santa is Indian? That pizza with a twist changed him.
Pigroach out here being more Greedy then the Grinch.
Merry Christmas Doody and Community🎄
“It wasn’t a jolly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed” Cybernetic ghost of Christmas past
god that was cringe
What was the actually funny part supposed to be?
Imagine this man as a father.
How in the world do you give someone like this almost $1000... 🤦🏿♂
He is so unbearably boring and unfunmy.
Imagine asking for support after milking 700+$ already...wait, I don't have to imagine it, we witnessed it yesterday.
5:53 he is a hardcore alcoholic lol. You sip scotch. He had like a double shot glass. Thats not someone who drinks once or twice a week.
He was downing shots. He said the booze was like 58 percent also. Hearing that gave me anxiety lmao
I can already see DSP as Santa when he gives presents to kids: "You have been a good boy, Christopher! You could be a even better boy if you would tip your Santa $50! That way Santa and Ms. Clause could buy some chicken nuggets! Fair enough? Cool. hohoho"
Good lord, acting like a total dweeb right from the start lmao.
Reminds me of kat doing that strange owl thing. This getup was only for the regarded. Please if you have someone who is regarded in your family or as a friend don’t let them fall for this horsecrap.
Phil isnt funny, entertaining, or good at vidya games.
DSP: "i am not a muppet i dont play dress up"
Also DSP:
I am helping my mom cook some dishes and wrap last presents to bring over to my sisters house where she is hosting 14 of us. This is how this clown spends his Christmas eve….
Lol yo doody u did it again 😂😂😂
Santa is a detractor
It’s sad how he thinks he’s so funny.
The Krampus 🐖 🐷
Doesn’t Santa give things?
You know, actual gifts, and not empty game boxes with a useless “Phil Burnell” signature on it.
Made it to 30 seconds then piggies extreme tism went right through me and i had to shut it off, feels bad man
Snorta Claus has come with givemas cheer to take your money, I mean tips and donations, and he’ll give you videos of him eating food! Make sure to leave door dash and gin out! Those are Snorta Claus’s favorite!
I knew he'd be too drunk to play stellar blade and not ruin it he had to throw on a Santa suit because even he couldn't handle how cringe he is JFC dumbest shlt ever
it's Christmas eve and its all gone already so, let the beggage resume. 🙏 🙏 🙏
This is unwatchable. Dsp is king cringe
Agree this was funny for a few seconds and then it just takes a nose dive right off the cliff, this was really tough to watch, more so then normal.
All jokes aside this might be the single most genuinely interesting thing he's done in a long time. He actually used a green screen. We finally got there. After thousands of dollars and many years he has a green screen. And he actually surprised us. Didn't broadcast it like a dingus.
And he also proved the goal for stellar blade was useless. We all know this will be just him testing the waters, or getting that 'initial hype' done and over with. So he can then say "I played it, the hype is gone and I proved the trolls wrong that I don't have a problem with woman and now I'll never play again unless you reach the goal"
Mommy whats a tip and why is Santa asking for one
"I aM nOt A ClOwN"
Okk, I'll admit that was funny acting- he's got skills ....... when it smells of dis $$ get it?
Alright, season 's greetings ^_^
Guarantee you that he's only doing this because of the casino regularly dress up in costumer for streams from time to time.
In the intro whats he saying after the black woman appears?