"Kenya sihami": Kenyans do and say the craziest things

[@maggiedavid2291]

Kenya will be a boring place without our brothers from the lakeside

[@oburuhoburu4822]

😂😂😂😂 true

[@Lesliefedy]

True

[@maxwelomondi]

Aki wewe

[@sylviaochieng8786]

Walai🤣

[@marianahmauyabbybitch1025]

Fact

[@penninahthegrace3036]

Hehehe Luos in the house slap that like button tukiendanga🤣🤣

[@abcdg1995]

There is a word that Babu owino Tibim Hon, Said ..Eihhh am dead

[@penninahthegrace3036]

@@abcdg1995 🤣🤣 that man can use huge English!

[@kadzo6614]

Otek chuth..😂😂 awuoro

[@penninahthegrace3036]

@@kadzo6614 hehehe 😅

[@orindaiscar8391]

Have slapped the like button my dear sister.

[@Duprinho]

The moment babu starts talks and all I see is Desagu

[@austheticstudios9295]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 true

[@dennismureithi5765]

Limbwedede ndio nilikua nangoja

[@DEICE_01]

Umbwedede

[@hopewaudi1803]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@justinflix594]

"I'm like a krocodyl in the wodra"😂😂😂

[@boerandemo7766]

Time stamp please

[@elizabethbahati6062]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ashleyayuku1283]

@@boerandemo7766 1:56

[@NkathaP]

😂😂😂😂

[@marwilquinsyadallah6832]

😂😂😂

[@angelaawuor3080]

😂😂 when he said " leave us tukunyo ..." I'm deaded 😆😆😂😂😂

[@verabonny3687]

😂😂😂

[@erickjuma7643]

😂😂😂😂😂 I heard that too

[@awesomechile3163]

We want to kunyo😁😁😁😁

[@JM-gh1oz]

We must kunyo today....

[@joycharity8934]

🤓🤓🤓what does it mean btw?

[@abdirahmansomali3912]

Kenyans are the funniest people on earth 😂😂

[@denniskuria3229]

For real we are unique 😂🇰🇪❤️💯💯

[@Hope-ev3rz]

Walae 😂😂😂

[@fionanjoroge8028]

@@denniskuria3229 yep 🙋🏽‍♀️🇰🇪

[@Access_GrantedX]

I try not to laugh and I laugh naturally, it just comes out

[@octaviawarigia9893]

huyo karau wa 'crocodirr in the warra'🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i cant breathe.

[@BarnabasKimani]

😂😂😂😂 please breath.

[@artisthusnatalal3099]

*I missed this guy CATCH ME LIKE A RAT ON HAYYWAAY* 😂😂😂

[@ciku-ciku7194]

Were you having a problem with your cella phone? 😂😂

[@artisthusnatalal3099]

@@ciku-ciku7194 Nope busy with other things 😂😂

[@beckycheprotich9152]

😹😹😹😹😹😹

[@monicahmwkali1209]

Because that why you go ring😁😁😁😁😁

[@LEOLEO-im7vf]

me to o

[@autumblak]

Kudos to the person who does this compilations.

[@abdisalamshariff2741]

Its like comedy is Godly given gift to our our luo people..lol

[@kadzo6614]

They exaggerate aki

[@barnabasmaingi888]

T.v. fg

[@ibrahimmarienga5735]

@@kadzo6614 they dont. If you live among them u will realise that thats how they are. When lots of luo words are translated into other languages it appears as comic

[@bariowbari7087]

"I am like a crocodown in water"😅😅😅🤣😅

[@juliahwanjiru9715]

woraa

[@alexgithiora6228]

@@juliahwanjiru9715 I am wrike a crockodow in woraa

[@Josephineomosa254]

Huh 😂🤣😂🤣😆😆

[@mariahbosibori2525]

He said wola😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nellywairimu9224]

🤣🤣🤣🤣Aki ya nani

[@Dubai_Fine_]

What will Kenya be like without Luos 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪

[@babachicho7834]

Tesless Country

[@TheKaiEK]

The way Achieng signs out at the end 🤣🤣🤣

[@naomiliz9094]

🤣🤣🤣

[@martinsirya7206]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@unrulykash3830]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@barakavlogs913]

When you catch me like a 🐀 on the hiiiiiiiighhhhhwayyyyyyyyy😂😂😂

[@01leahjoan]

I've lived in Europe for a very long time but have never come across someone speaking all that English in one statement😅 kudos to those model Grammar students 👏🏾

[@ladysafari01]

Unfortunately, Kenyans have a misconception on the usage of vocabulary in speech. Pleonasm is what they end up doing...just speak simple relatable Standard English to the audience you're addressing.

[@marykaranja4329]

No, we just have own English

[@ericndunguthuo1304]

My country 🇰🇪. I love it, I love its people na sihami.

[@mikegitonga74]

"I'm like a Crakadile in the warra" 😂😂😂

[@mwangi_616]

when you catch me like a rat in the highway hahahaha

[@bekathiongo6932]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mitchellnganga2748]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂i die

[@Nelly_Kifano..2014]

I've been driving for twerry yearrrs🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@immanskinjoro1304]

that is where you go wrong

[@nellywairimu9224]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I swear

[@dinisrealm3240]

Kenya would definitely be a quiet & somewhat boring place had it not been our sisters & brothers from the lake

[@darlinleiskish311]

Why did they catch him like a rat on the haiwiiiyyy while he’s been driving for over 20 yiiiis?😂😂😂😂

[@Bearded_Abdul]

Heheheheee

[@djcolloneldenoh]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@marwilquinsyadallah6832]

😂🚼

[@red_19823]

😆😅🤣😂🤣😅😆😂🤣😂😂😂

[@gorillafamily9299]

That guy got me weak asf 😂😂

[@jcliveth]

The reporter manages a straight face between @2:08 to @2:46 perhaps wondering whether his own English teacher shortchanged him.

[@georgemomanyi7811]

3.44 this guy killed it, our neighbors from Nyanza are a funny bunch.

[@emri-pbd3202]

This is a gud one for ending a long day. My stomach in stiches. The man sniffing alcohol blow.

[@mutwirigodfrey7473]

stop wasting your time,stop wasting your coz that where you go wrong" uyu jamaa unimaliza

[@jynu2126]

That guy akiiiii! Wah

[@inahazan9339]

"" Naongea na Madam na ambia Ana sura Mbaya........... ""
Maneno iliishia hapo 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aliciafields-worldtravelle8248]

There is a difference between hana and ana.

[@simenyasikhulu]

Huyo rasta mshtakiwa alikuwa anasema ati hana sura mbaya. Yaani anapendeza. Ndipo watu wakaangua kicheko.

[@Josephineomosa254]

Huh yes that part 😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆

[@MargaretNjeru-vj8yh]

@@simenyasikhulu hilarious...the best

[@donib7225]

Stop westing your time stop westing a good time because that’s where you go wrong
~ High rat 🐀

[@gracem.muthoni8075]

Highway Rat

[@arshadyare3253]

Msaani big respect 💕💪

[@ruthnyokabi9938]

Am proud to be Kenyan stop wasting gd time,strategically I feel proud

[@lucyrichards00]

That one of "catch me as a rat"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂nooooo!!

[@raykimanthi6012]

Haaaiiiweeeiii😂😂

[@lucyrichards00]

😂😂😂😂

[@zablonchesa1157]

He's a doctor

[@kidakwizzy9049]

On the haaaaiweeeei😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mykolvanking5469]

I love my Country Kenya🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪 Funny people indeed😂😂😂😂😂

[@solomonogonjisuju5616]

My luo people gonga likes

[@kngkally3890]

I am Somali but I REALLY LOVE jakas waaah❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@Quantanmojah]

"Stop wasting time,stop wasting good time becoz that's where you go wrong"

[@LEOLEO-im7vf]

danger

[@karungarimaina7613]

😂catch me like a rat on the haiwei

[@danmarley4648]

Been driving for 20 yeeearrs

[@Quantanmojah]

​​@@LEOLEO-im7vf am back after 2yrs its still funny as hell

[@Quantanmojah]

​@@karungarimaina7613am back after 2yrs.... KACHMI😅😂 LAKARAT

[@happytimes9747]

I see we are fighting that one person who introduce English to Kenya let's start "English must go" "English must go" haiwezi kutegua watu wetu ulimi bure😂😂😂

[@shilarida3646]

I'm currently in tz and trust me hata kiswahili hatukiwezi woi. Kenya forever

[@rosewitnes1793]

Aki,we should just stick to simple words,we are misusing these huge vocabularies 🤣🤣🤣

[@maryonyango2653]

Kenya is incomplete,,without people from lakeside haa haa,,

[@akhenatenmuriithi4493]

@@shilarida3646 Nilijaribu kubishana na Mtz na Kiswahili weeeh heri Kizungu walai.

[@jaynereginas1930]

ewe kenya nchi yangu,ewe kenya baba yangu,ewe kenya mama yangu sitakuwacha milele😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@abukwol3240]

I miss kenya honestly i love my neighboring country from south sudan 😅😅

[@sylviaochieng8786]

Si nyinyi utolea wakenya kama mm stress haki🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kadzo6614]

I actually downloaded the video to rewatch anytime I'm sad

[@sylviaochieng8786]

@@kadzo6614 actually inamaliza stress

[@felistasrotich5034]

This is too much to hold back laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Access_GrantedX]

I try not to laugh and I laugh naturally, it just comes out

[@keshie_b8540]

Omg!!!! For real Kenya is funny n crazy but we don't blame anyone this is how we are n we love ourselves that way aki huku sihami hadi na bangi

[@gesaregesare1555]

Wajaluo hamtatuchokesha akili na hiyo dictionary mlimeza 😂

[@janetwasonga6420]

Kamau oh...sorry...nusa hiyo kitu vizuri🤣🤣🤣

[@josephakure4793]

You can see everybody can explain in english language no matter wamt situation is or at any timeline.............

[@justjoyce4261]

Ikr Kenyans na English 😂

[@lydiambuvi5489]

when you catch me like a rat on the Highwiiiiiii😂😂😂😂😂

[@lynnow1]

🤣
🤣
🤣
🤣

[@kennedykamau5854]

My luo brothers are just hilarious 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 ,,,,, Leave us to Kuuuuunyo

[@naomikariuki7287]

Incubus and sacubus killed me!! How can a villager know all these...kweli wajaluo ni wasomi!! Homabay county is a brain hub!!

[@george19835]

Ata hio sijawai sikia in my many years here on earth. Hahaha

[@cruizk8183]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@blessedemily3652]

@@george19835 Hehehe,spiritual husband and spiritual wife

[@catherinenganga9324]

Are those real words 😁😂😁Leo nimejua rusungu iko na wenyewe 😁😂😃.

[@blessedemily3652]

@@catherinenganga9324 yes,for spiritual husband and wife

[@DrazydBaraka]

Saved the best for last!
Lakeside parambulations! 😂👍🏾

[@z7z766]

Translation?

[@estherpie8985]

Aki nilihama kenya kwa nini🤔🥺
But am proud to be a kenyan 🙏

[@kelvinkibet5449]

Ulihama ukaenda wapi

[@hassanmohamed6488]

Hii nayo imequalify internationals...ati " stop wasting your good time, thts wea ugoweong"😂😂

[@alfanm.8221]

Uyo karao amenimaliza vile ana twang mbaka mlami nyuma yake ana shanga huyu jamaa anasema 😂😂😂😂😂 enyewe kenya sihami

[@naomikinya9573]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kelvinndoro]

Nostalgically

[@marjorielutomia9865]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@valentinelifestyles]

Pwahahaahahhahahahaha am crawling on the floor because of laughter....ooooops kenya sihami

[@wanizsharon]

Kenya sihami 😂😂

[@kellyaineah4328]

😂😂😂

[@evanforensics]

Si uhamie kwangu😂😂

[@frankaroni4880]

Hauna pa kuenda 😂

[@benjaminiexpillor2100]

Kenya sihami as if you have option

[@sharobarotrillionare8216]

Kam tuhishi huku

[@ashtheone4863]

"I've been driving for over twiiinty yiiirs"........ Wwaaaaah kweli ni kenya

[@valerieotieno5784]

At least the last lady to talk had an idea that introduction was necessary though given at the wrong time 😂😂😂😂 Nimeisha wueh!😂😂

[@graciegathua3172]

Alphine Achieng' Odhiambo 😂😂😂

[@anuyusuf17]

when we catch me like a rhwaaat on the hawwayyy 😂😂😂

[@benziygie001blixen7]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CharlesKamaa-u9n]

I like the guy who says, you catch me like a rat😅😅😅on the heeeiweeey

[@Lesliefedy]

Who's here for the Rat man😂

[@ameenajumah7335]

Hapo ndio nimesmamia 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@issamwalimu4024]

Stooooop wasting yo time.....

[@sharonboore8409]

Stop wasting your good time 😅

[@raymondongus1404]

😂😂😂.... eeeeh, please help me to spell what he said before "stop wasting your time". Nimerewind na sipati picha jameni!!!!

[@chibandamwende3676]

Rat man is hilarious I swear whenever I am stressed mi umtafuta😂😂😂😂

[@TheeOGClint]

Kenya might be the heaven we are all waiting to go to

[@samuelachao3230]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ChefBillMkono]

Division of Revenue in Homa Bay, ati titillate,Vamous, incabis ang'owa 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤸‍♀🤸‍♀🤸‍♀😂😂😂😂😂..Luos with English 🙆‍♂🙆‍♂🙆‍♂🙆‍♂🙆‍♂🙆‍♂

[@josephauko2723]

Incabis and sacabis

[@danielwairimu7754]

Hapo kwa Babu Owino nlikua nangoja ubwedede🏃🏃

[@ladylotus3046]

Those are my beloved lakeside brothers and sisters, but do I say! 👋👋👋👍👍👍

[@blue.libraries.d01]

Who trained news reporters not to laughs at this situations.

[@jamesowak9958]

I wonder bro

[@gbcgarissabroadcastchannel4193]

Who knew kenyans from homabay are really good at english😂

[@claremathai7174]

Eeh mungu nguvu yetu ilete baraka kwetu...... kenya i only have love for u🇰🇪❤proudly african proudly kenya😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅

[@edwinodhiambo9823]

I Love you my Kenyan people 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 we joke about anything and everything

[@marinanekesa3534]

haiyaa bulls eye inakuanga....waaa aki wajaluo😂

[@gadhassan4014]

Did he just say pilipilications 😂😂😂

[@auntiemylee3157]

Pulifications 😂😂😂we are very sad

[@aidamasafu8274]

😂😂

[@aliabdullahi1410]

@@auntiemylee3157 does that mean purification because there is no pulification in the English dictionary 🙄

[@boazmboya]

@@aliabdullahi1410 its floccinaucinihilipilification

[@red_19823]

I have never laughed this loud infront of some customers, i shouldn't have watched this before the meeting.

[@switch5332]

You forgot, in the rast twendy four hours, anybody can gerrit

[@ruthwamalika9790]

ILOVE MY COUNTRY KENYA 🇰🇪👍👍

[@jotaya]

I bet y’all didn’t here this part well,“floccinaucinihilipilification?”🤣🤣🤣
Y’all only heard hiyo part ya “pilipilification.”🤣
Ujaluo ni gharama owada, tho!

[@atienootieno1384]

ai yawa

[@kennedyokoth3126]

That Sheik of Homabay see me behind the tents 😅😅😅

[@jacobobura9041]

That sign off by Alphine aching odhiambo🤣

[@michaelblumer69]

No wonder we are the best English speaking country in East Africa 😂

[@meshackmunuo4019]

English wont give you food . lol

[@michaelblumer69]

@@meshackmunuo4019 it will give me water lol😂✋

[@Josephineomosa254]

Titilate 😂🤣😂😂😂😆😆😆😆

[@sarahjustice526]

Meshack Munuo wivu it was a joke but jealousy will make you big enjoy a simple joke,go away

[@cuddlesbear9020]

Its not a strength. English eloquence is not a strength as an African when most in these generations can not speak in their native languages. Lugha ya mzungu sio kitu ya kujivunia

[@fahi5961]

We Kenyans make our own english periodt

[@bettybaraza7834]

Hahaha Kenya my country...
"You feel ploud"...😂😂😂
Hata alcoblow unanusa...

[@ireneamisi9988]

😂😂😂😂..... niokotwe Nyanza, Kenya ... sitaki kucheka 😅😅

[@thecommonfox]

Wueee.....Twek ndii. Luo is a calling.

[@Nickkibs]

😂😂😂😂

[@christineatieno7984]

Adier

[@jynu2126]

Tutasika keshoo, wawache sisi tu unyooo! Or wat did i hear🤣🤣🤣

[@Quilant749]

Kizungu yaye😂😂😂😂😂😂😂the rat man make wanna repeat to watch through the night 😂😂😂😂😂

[@husseinchea5524]

Huyo ni jamaa wa mtwapa

[@clintongumba2658]

When you catch me like a rat on the highwaaaay😂😂😂😂

[@flacogamer2108]

The man who was sniffing the alcohol blow. Had me die of laughter

[@danjack3701]

Heheheh...the Rasta guy,madam ako na sura mbaya😆😆😆😆😆

[@alexislinet1136]

Hahaha man, watching this now makes me think we're not all that bad and I love my country indeed!! Wueh!

[@philipmutua6643]

Inacabis n sacabis ndio gani jameni.... Kanyada sihami😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@valentinekurgat8177]

😂😂😂i come here everytime just to see that guy sniff alcoblow 😂😂😂😂

[@KATIBUSTAR]

My favorite part 1:50 🤣🤣🤣 that cop behind ameshindwa kujizuia

[@janetngare1003]

When you catch me like a rat on the highway then you come and talk very big nonsense to me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@amazinggrace356]

Our luopen will be the end of us 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, mm mtu wa kushikwa kaa panya made my day

[@godschild6241]

Haha nini rwaaat on the haway😂

[@OverdozClassic]

Hata mimi siwezi hama hii Kenya yetu..😂😂😂

[@awesomechile3163]

My beautiful country Kenya💋💋💋

[@kacherosimba5762]

Kudadeki🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣kumbe nanyie wa kenya mna jua kuchekesha

[@sandrakarimi8751]

In Kenya what is said to be impossible is possible ,never will I live my mother land

[@bigg8479]

Did they really say they miss tear gas ? Wuuuuiiii!

[@thebeautifulone7982]

Wajaka yawa! You are the comics of this country

[@abdullahiahmed116]

Wen you have multiple chances to escape but the body says no😃😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AiahAlpha]

Now that's what i call the original English Language

[@godschild6241]

hapo 1:21 huyo amenimaliza😂😂

[@sahibbhamra5885]

They forgot that hippo meat fiasco in Kisumu

[@millicentouma2324]

🤣🤣🤣😂Naitwa Alphine Achieng Odhiambo🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂LUO my People yawa

[@mwenyembiozakenyingisana4105]

Incabis and esacabis daaaah help me with spellings please 🤣🤣🤣 +pilipilication🤣🤣🤣 my tears

[@madelinewakasa5533]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@missbarn2396]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@fatumamwalimu5765]

Hii Kenya kuna comedian wengi 😁😁😁😁

[@kacherosimba5762]

Pamoja nawewe😂😂😂

[@fatumamwalimu5765]

@@kacherosimba5762 ,mimi ndio mwalimu wao na ndio maana nimeligundua hilo kabla ya mtu mwengine kugundua

[@kacherosimba5762]

@@fatumamwalimu5765 😂😂😂😂😂sio kweli

[@fatumamwalimu5765]

@@kacherosimba5762 ,sasa wewe unahisi mimi ni mwalimu wa nini ikiwa sio wakugundua vipaji vilivyo sahaulika?

[@kacherosimba5762]

@@fatumamwalimu5765 sawa banah wewe nimwalimu sitaki kushindana namtu ambaye simjui vipi lakini nataka nikuje kenya vipi hali ikoje sasa mimi niko tz

[@phylliswambui9249]

Hata nitatoa wapi fare ya kuhama kenya😅😅

[@juliethhouseofdesigns147]

🤣🤣🤣🤣