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If you are still scrolling clearly you have a lot of Free Time i can't Believe you are still reading this But if you are reading this then i guess i have to say something special right ? umm I don't know Modi is doing a good Job I guess and I am out of ideas Please stop reading now ѥ

[@snyboy5094]

YT - are you 18+
Me- bachpan se
😂😂😂😂😀😀😀

[@pritikothadia4436]

@@creativearts632 ghumakar apne peeche daal de

[@Prem_puri83]

@@pritikothadia4436 😂😂😂😂

[@arshadshah7573]

@@pritikothadia4436 😂😂😂

[@dynmo959]

@@creativearts632 Muthu bhai 🤣

[@myselfswalihabdullah2633]

😂😂😂

[@akshatkumarjha8280]

Main Ranveer singh ko dekhne ke baad skip ad dhoondne laga tha 😂

[@SHEHZADACREATIONS]

same here brother... 😂😂

[@nimanshisharma405]

Same

[@pubglover2304]

yas mee

[@navdeepratnoo9963]

Me bhi

[@priyanshusingh5245]

Mai v Bhai socha woh ad tha😂😂😂

[@mhadbashir3490]

Legends are watching in 2024

[@Gamingmayukh]

😅😅

[@user-dy4oe6dg8x]

Us

[@gamingprotap]

😂😅

[@deymartamin8762]

I was 12 when this video released 😭 and now I'm watching when I'm 17 this is so nostalgic

[@jasmeetkaur4573]

Lmao you were not even 18+ but anyways you were too brave lol

[@muskan3319]

You r still not 18+ btw me too lol 😂😂😂

[@yashikapanda805]

us bhaiiii us

[@bigbruhnoob]

I like how funny Carry was just 5 years ago. 😂 I WAS 14 back then. 😂

[@buntatakakura3929]

Same I also watch this all old video 🤣

[@buntatakakura3929]

@@guessit.2540 Kya hai bhai

[@debasheesh]

11 din me 200 likes
Carry ke purane videos ab bhi chal rahe hain

[@ayushkumarsingh3038]

I was 14 too. Those good ol days are gone huh?

[@debasheesh]

@@ayushkumarsingh3038 fr buddy
I feel like i could go back in time 🥲

[@mrrawans386]

Jokes pe hasna nai aata, pr jab carry bolta he k isme hasi nai aayi tab jyada hasi aati he..😂🤣😂😂

[@Vintage_AE]

1st comment 🙄

[@chinmayvaishampayan7133]

@@Vintage_AE only 1 comment 🙄

[@Rockyboy023]

Es par video videos deko

[@uniqueemperor4306]

same
xd

[@thewok6436]

5th comment🙄

[@fullmoviecodex1208]

Golden days of Carryminati … His latest videos can never meet these levels

[@AkashYadav-yc7vj]

Yes
Pta nhi ab kab aayengi etni hasi

[@nithish8273]

i watched this when i was in 9th randomly I picked and watched his vid , its 2022 now in clg, I'm watching it again still I'm not getting bored imma enjoying his vid forever ,, luv u brother

[@vishalaujla6380]

0:00 I thought it was an advertisement on video.

[@tuhinapatra4549]

Me too. I was searching for skip add 😂😂

[@cheeksmohan9043]

Cheater

[@nostalgia6068]

@@tuhinapatra4549
LMAO 😄😂😂😂😂

[@vishalaujla6380]

Jaroori nahi bache hi bhencoo ho,,
Master bhi ..............

[@ZaidKhan-qu8ue]

Meetooo

[@robh1997]

I wasn't laughing the joke .... I was laughing at carrys commentary 😂😂

[@Sushantt06]

Watching in may 19 2020😂

[@defence.addict.9308]

Same 😂

[@lalitbhatt7945]

Me too 😊

[@ahmed_noor_official]

Me too

[@shikhasingh9785]

Behen sab koi carry ke commentary pe hi Hass rhe the

[@AryanPaaji]

8:45 Carryminati's line 🔥 "kya lagta hai ki ye log sex ki baat kar rahe hai, ya phir ye log sex ki baat kar rahe hai?" 🤣

[@-Subscribe-No-VideosPleasesubs]

Watching in 2020... 😂😂Anyone else watching right now....😂😂😂

[@Avi_And_43_Others]

JUST MEE!!!!!

[@Avi_And_43_Others]

@Masood King im not alone

[@venomgaming6742]

Me

[@rushadutta6953]

Meeee

[@viswanathan3770]

Me

[@Suyog_Kulkarni]

2:26 ... That reaction of carry 😂😂😂 Bhaisaab 🔥😂
5 saal hue iss video phir bhi majja aata hai 😂😂😂

[@Garima_prajapati]

Ryt🤭😂🤣🤣

[@ankushdeval4105]

Ha bhai

[@sitabairwa1115]

Carry bhai boys hi nhi girls bhi 😁😁😁😁aapki videos dekhti h or me unme se yek hu 😁😁😁love you yaar

[@strikeislive5464]

2:17 carryminati using Tanmay Bhat's scare crow burning clip 5 years ago and now he streams with Tanmay Bhat everyday

[@shellysingh8060]

He was 17 at that time and look at his struggle and hardwork and here I am also 17 And my mom has to push me in the kitchen to wash the bartan😌🤘

[@ryomensukuna9907]

😥😥😥😢

[@LALITK31]

Same bro am also 17

[@SardardDilbagSinghKhalsa]

Ye mast tha bhai😂😂😂kabhi kabhi mere sath bhi aisa hota hai, meko tamatar lane bhej dete, hai dukan se

[@unknown-sj2rm]

I'm 29 and still do bartan

[@ganesh3752]

😀😂😀😂😂😂😀

[@nyamikadu3425]

"Joke bhi khud mar rahe hai "
"Has bhi khud rahe hai"
"Toh zeher bhi khud hi pi jao na"
This is so lit 🔥😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CARajatKeswani7914]

Exactly right 😂😂

[@LALITK31]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vaishnavii_1]

2:56 bilkul sahi 👏👏👏👏😂😂

[@forstudy9626]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@manoharpandey8492]

Carry was so lit back in those days 😂🤣

[@rojinakhatun8546]

6:40 I almost died laughing the way he said "TUJHE KAISE PATA" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@sunilkharga427]

Leafy- "Welcome to a brand new video on this goddamn internet"
Carry-"Tkh kaise hai aap log"
Leafy drinks bleach and carry drinks harpic.
Their disclaimers are same.
Sometimes carry's jokes are direct translation of leafy's jokes.
Leafy is also called the illumunati and this channel's name is carryminati.
But credits to carry for making this successful in india

[@shubhamdoifode3552]

Get a life bro

[@hersheyyy981]

shut the Fuck Up

[@ronpitdis]

This Man needs a Cookie

[@popcet224]

Your profile name is awesome

[@jashanKamboj]

Check mine tho

[@truptichute6522]

Mujhe to inke jokes se acha carry ka roast aur background ka game acha lga 🤣🤣

[@___simonsays.s____]

its 2022 but still i am laughing means really 🤣🤣🤣🤣 just love you carry bhi love you 🤣🤣🤣

[@Daddyxx69]

2:50 😂 that carry 's voice 😂😂😂😂🤣😂

[@MaxxFTW07]

😁

[@vedansh_codm7852]

The actual video is not age restricated but this roast
Me:- why youtube why ??
TH-cam :- aise hi sexy lagrahaa thaa

[@suyadtv6501]

*restricted

[@sahilpagariya4556]

@@suyadtv6501 tujhe samajh mein aa gaya na

[@adwitiyapranav]

To chalo dosto mil kar original video ko bhi report kar den vo bhi delete ho jayega.

[@AJ-lu9dy]

Bhai aaj bhi aapki video dekhta hu tension bhaag jata hai thank u keep it up bro 👍

[@sakshyyyy3721]

Carry is best yrr😭😭.. mera mood of tha and bas iski videos dekhi and now I m happy happy 😂😭🤫

[@Ze_Us79]

I was doing a dangerous stunt by watching this vdo without headphone 🤣🤣

[@Ninjago_fangirl]

Same

[@shambhubhaktbhau7808]

Same here...!🤙

[@shambhubhaktbhau7808]

Same here...!🤙

[@Ze_Us79]

Ya all guyz Are the real niggas Dude💪🏻😎
Carry for lyf
Fu*k That skirt...

[@enakshmiadhikari2714]

Same

[@themusicalpro7715]

I really thought that the clip with ranveer Singh is an ad😂🤣

[@trippp322]

Yos

[@minalchawda1274]

Ikr....mere saath bhi same hua tha😂😂😂

[@riyamaurya8376]

Same 😂😂😂

[@restinp.o.w.e.rgaming1685]

Me too

[@gauravjhamtani4478]

5years Of this and the fun remains the same...😂

[@melroyfernandes65]

One who watched the whole video without skipping front or back is a living legend😋😋 aunty ko aisa karke dekkar carry ka gala bait gaya😂😂🙆🙆

[@shinyivy1555]

He was 17 lmao. And this video was 18+ 😂😂

[@sudharanikb4331]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rishupatel1124]

Lol

[@iamtzarsh]

So?

[@sudharanikb4331]

@@iamtzarsh
The under aged guy is reviewing the age restricted video.....
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[@iamtzarsh]

@@sudharanikb4331 She meant that he was roasting a 18+ vdo while he being 16-17 himself... So i asked that so what if he did while being underage.. she herself must have seen many age-restricted vdos ... everyone has

[@ashutoshghige]

4 years ago, this guy was crying over a video with 25M views.
Now he has crossed 25M Subscribers!
Motivation and Inspiration level = CARRYMINATI

[@ASHKETCHUM-lw7cd]

SUCCESFUL = CARRYMINATI
DUPLICATE = CHINA
BEGHOD KABHI NA CHUTNE WALA = CHINA (CORONA)

[@therealmegaboi]

Haha

[@hellodhh]

Overrated 😌

[@ishaanarora4721]

@@hellodhh hnn ab hai ab carry funny nhi hai phele tha 2016 wala❤️

[@neetaspirant2111]

@@ishaanarora4721 hum hi evolve ho gye hai carry minati to ab bhi waisa hi hai

[@gamersarena7709]

Carry bhayia literally pet dukh gya Mera haste haste 😂😂😂 watching this after 5 years

[@MadhavendraSinghBika]

Wo din bhi kya din thae
Carry k video se nostalgia aara h
I feel so old 🥲

[@ritutyagi2133]

1:19 he said purana ho gya hai ye.
But he is still using it after 4 years.

[@jayantshrivastava3512]

0:08 abe pagal aaise duniya nahin chalatei 😂 his accent was so amazing!

[@Souravsin945]

Legends are watching after 5 years

[@huslterstribe2656]

I became the fan of carryminati is from this video. This era was different. ❤️🔥

[@anneshasarkar868]

It's 2020 and I am watching this 😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

[@pravinkumarv8875]

👍👍

[@saritasharma8672]

No

[@TechnicalHariom4036]

Me too

[@OD-xebec302]

Mee to

[@trishshindewal4376]

Ha toh kon Sha bada kaam Kiya bc

[@Nitixhjha]

Watching in lockdown 😂

[@singeraj2790]

Main bhi😂😂😂

[@siaam0072]

Bhai ne meri gand Mari...😂

[@accsayy]

Same here bro 😂😂

[@pinkeysaini5785]

Me bhi

[@prateekraikar9338]

Same bro😂

[@skrakibyt5891]

After 5 years 🤣🤣🤣 you are legend bro 🤣🤣

[@subhamsaha84]

It’s 2022 and I still i am dying laughing 🤣 🤣🤣

[@bharataadhikari1575]

"Ye mere andar ka kutta ro raha hain" Epic dialogue

[@sangeetamalhotra712]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@Tushar-bx1yc]

hagas or ulti ka mixture bhi uske samne janat jaisa hai @1:05 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@GandharviChakraborty-rn7oy]

6:45 ma palak paneer hi kharhi thi😶

[@radhakrishnanmanickavasaga124]

😆😆

[@poornimasreekumar9060]

Lol so the person who makes joke laugh but his audience don't when carry makes a joke millions of people laugh
Love you carry Bhai❤️

[@sharadgupta5600]

4 years ago, he was crying over 25 million views!!
Now carry has 36 million subscribers.
👇

[@clovahhh]

Milliond

[@pihutripathi3926]

It's 26 million subscribers now

[@279devil]

Watch my video th-cam.com/video/qoFGVCtQOuE/w-d-xo.html

[@DevilsGamingGang]

Milliond

[@sagarvlogger7090]

@@pihutripathi3926 27

[@thecrazyguy514]

3:35 best dialogue 😍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mayankbhatasana3449]

0:32 now it has 96m views

[@cuteasduck3254]

The way you said "zeher bhi khud hi pi jao na" 😂😂😂

[@Virajio]

i thought its an ad at the beginning lol it made it 10x funnier

[@socialsqueeze4932]

the hulkbuster haha yea😆

[@rithvikshindihatti1215]

Me too

[@SagarSharma-rh3ds]

you are superb bhai.... no one can compete you

[@SagarSharma-rh3ds]

you are superb bhai.... no one can compete you

[@dandhan87]

First carryminati video to hit 1 million

[@atulksharma20]

dandhan87 now 3M

[@GSCommrceHub]

I like the old Carry, after 5 years later it's still fresh now, I miss old carry, I know he is good still now but old carry was legit👐

[@mega1follow74]

Carryminati maza aa gaya Video dekh kar 👍🏻🤩🤭 Aise Logon Ko aise hi Hona chahie 👍🏻

[@MMedhi]

I was 14 when i watched this video for the first time and now I'm 18 watching it again. Nostalgic ✨🤌

[@bhatakti_atama]

3:56 bb ki vines made same joke in new video

[@diptigawde1905]

I was finding "skip ad" when the video started (watching in 2020 whoa....! Gulabi dil) 😂

[@Trainwithharsh22]

Legend are watching again 2021👌👌

[@nidhimishra3938]

i still watch ur old video and it keep refrwning my mind luv u so muchhhh😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

[@lolpeople379]

Aise logo k wajah se alien 👽 hmlog se contact Karne ki himmat nahi juta pata hai😂😂

[@deepanshugupta7748]

🤣🤣🤣🤣tbhi india main aliens zyada nhi dikhte

[@aalifmohammed7311]

Sahib hai bhai

[@MukeshKumar-zz7rt]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Meandino804]

@@deepanshugupta7748 😂 bhai the disrespect

[@premchoudhary007s3]

7:27 nana patekar ko rona dekhkr meri hsi nhi ruk rhi..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@HONEY9080]

aim karte h 40000 likes🤣🤣🤣

[@manavsonawane1169]

Even after 5 yrs carry doesn't get 25 million views but he is just a killer bro 😊😊

[@electric4674]

⚠️Warning- Wearing Headphones is a must⚠️😂

[@seemasoni7044]

Yes you're right😂😂😂

[@wildyato3737]

No connected it to MEGA BLUETOOTH SPEAKER 🔊

[@AKGAMING-bz9go]

NAH I'M WATCHING WITHOUT EARPHONE,HEADPHONE,BLUTOOTH E.T.C.(END OF THINKING CAPACITY)

[@sreeparnasree]

R8😂😂

[@shantanukokitkar53]

Then why is age restriction label given???🤣🤣🤣

[@kennethj9017]

2:50 bro honestly that 🐕 dog inside of you made me laugh honestly

[@Gulgula09]

Carry ye video age restricted ni hui 😳
Kyu aisa kaun sa jadoo chala diya tune .....🤔🤔

[@Hawayeiiiin]

He was surprised to see 25M views on that video....
And today he have 33.6M subscriber on YT
"INSPIRATION" ❤️❤️

[@mdeftyahmed.7489]

I finally got to watch this video after 18 years 🙂

[@rainalrobin9140]

After 4 year's 😂 ..
This is so comedy 😂😂
Carry you are the best

[@chadplatinum_69420]

Bhai 520 like ke baad bhi koi reply nhi?chalo,me kr deta hoo(reply haa,galat mt samajhna😂😂)

[@fillemorte]

wtf is so comedya

[@Yousuf_99x]

5 years

[@technicaltextguruji.28kvie78]

6year

[@yashgupta7150]

Watching same video after 5 years, Awesome!!

[@user-cg3od1tq8e]

@0:03 yara mein uss chamatkari "skip ad" button ki khoj mein tha

[@bhaveshsori4704]

0:23 Zaher khane wali baat to such me hai 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rishabhanand8881]

it's 2021 and still I'm dying laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Daksh_Baid]

Yess 🤣🤣

[@Alltime_ff92]

Me too 😂😂😂

[@vectorclassic6403]

Man of culture I see 🤣🤣🤣

[@pratyushsahoo7159]

Bhai pehchana?

[@manasvisingh1754]

Bhai 369 likes hai kharab nhi karne sorry 🥲

[@yingliphom4752]

Banana jokes ye kaisa jokes hai aur aise joks bae hassae ka kun aur aisi vds tekta pi kun hai....carry bhai u r awesome no doubt ❤️ from Nagaland

[@fanboiInc.]

10:17 byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeee

[@anamitrasingha6362]

Was I the only one who checked out if the videos actually existed? 😂

[@pradyumnkejriwal3007]

No you wasn't the only one

[@aditijha7595]

no I did that too😂

[@AmanSharma-dd5se]

Aditi Jha fuck

[@harshilpatel7032]

hey

[@SubhojoyDey]

hi

[@yashujaiswal7336]

00:01 I thought it was an add I was looking for skip button...😁

[@notyourtype1345]

Same 😂

[@GauravKhedekar009]

​@@notyourtype1345i was exiting and playing it again!

[@Dhruvaa_Vlogs_09]

Are bhai ye bol rhi hai bhais ki taang 😂😂😂😂😂🤩🤩

[@mr_srk70]

Any one 2024??

[@TROUBLESHOOT9211]

Present

[@ulquiorra3561]

00:30, exactly.....25 million subs🔥🔥

[@clutchboy2963]

37.3 million subs

[@jayshreeshivpure.9736]

Legends would search for skip ad😂😂

[@sakshisingh8626]

😂

[@JIGEESHA]

Kya baat hai......🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Moj karde hai carry bhai.....

[@anujanujgujjar6842]

I can't stop my laugh😂😂😂😂😂

[@rashishree721]

There was a time when Carry cried ranted about 25 million views and now he has 25 million subscribers!

[@frRrRAin]

After 30million :)

[@user-zu3is5so2w]

Kon-kon headphone use kr rha tha bhai...mai to turant vol kam kiya😂😂

[@mamtakushwaha8862]

Was

[@ashutoshraj809]

Mai nhi kar rha bro

[@jerrydales721]

Yass

[@masiramalik1925]

Dimag m dhamaka Ho gya forn yrr

[@bohemia7622]

Kaan fatt gaya mera. Mai carry ko galiya dai raha tha

[@dipti7034]

Legends are still watching in 2022 😍😍

[@taniyaroy1962]

2023 is going to end and your videos are evergreen ❤️✨

[@Mananshah123]

this vid is ssly gona cross 1M views!!!!!! congrats carry:))

[@kabirsingh2707]

yup u r right

[@piasharmaPriya]

Manan shah yes dude crossed 😊

[@ayushk6448]

Manan shah watch deleted videos of BB ki vines, TVF on my channel

[@kabirsingh2707]

2.2

[@sachinyadav-we2zn]

Sir I am writing this from my heart that u r one of the most finest actor I have seen. so massive respect to carryminati

[@swarajkumarbiswas2028]

I think the same Sachin Yadav. I am a really big fan of carry sir.

[@itz_yeastic]

Oh

[@kokonbop9671]

Every single second of this video was funny as fvhk😂😂😂🔪

[@shivranjanib4936]

Seriously 🤣

[@ranasolanki314]

Old carry better than all TH-camrs 😍😍

[@mrgsbop7380]

Carry was saying for 25 million views but now he has 25 million subs ❤️

[@parikapse5988]

Now he has 30 million subs😅💋

[@saurabhjoshifanclub8472]

Now he has 33 million

[@mrigakshisingh1431]

I for real thought that that was an ad at the beginning of the video. BUT dude guy, you are really funny.

[@ayushk6448]

Mrigakshi Singh watch deleted videos of BB ki vines, TVF on my channel

[@emilyfernandes2072]

Mrigakshi Singh rip english

[@mrigakshisingh1431]

Emily Fernandes why?

[@momoitrat3996]

Mrigakshi Singh exactly

[@divyanshgupta7853]

Mrigakshi Singh me too and was even finding the skip button 😂😂😂

[@tasnimjahan6342]

We maddly Love you carry aka ajey...
I love you Ajey,,, love from Bangladesh ❤

[@randomcreation9022]

Congratulation for 37M cary bhai

[@suBHhankAr2001]

i am watching it after 5 years...and same expression 😂

[@Time-pass2024]

Me after 7 years 😭😂

[@rudyoactiv]

I love AC Rogue. Just love the morals in the story.... hi5! Please reply bro!!! I have the whole series. Make a fun montage!!!

[@CarryMinati]

+RUDY '03 lol no

[@aasthasharma9264]

RUDY '03 i love ac but lol no

[@rickpatel9177]

RUDY '03 u

[@amitgujjar5394]

RICK patel dt

[@Ganesharaut8934]

RICK patel

[@namomishra1143]

I watched this video back then when I passed highschool now my btech is going to complete but it is still funny😂😂😂😂

[@omiiffyt]

We miss this Carry😓😓