+Jari Laukkanen taas . . . niin me menetettiin maailmalle tämäkin mies. Voitti maailman hauskin mies-tittelin ja muutti amerikkaan. Kurjaa . . . olisi paljon hauskuuttamista meillekin. Mutta . . . . paratiisista paratiisiin, eli Jyväskylästä maailmalle. Onnittelut tähteyteen :)
It's not easy to translate but I'll give it a shot (no subtitles though): -Welcome back to a live broadcast, this is Hyppönen-Enbuske Experience [name of the show] and of course we want to be a television show for the whole of Finland, we and especially Nelonen [the TV channel it was broadcasted on] have several times been accused of focusing too much on Helsinki and surrounding areas and big cities but from now on, from this day onwards we have a pen pal from Central Finland, our pen pal Ismo Leikola is there, he's currently in Jyväskylä. Good day, Ismo. What does the 21st century Finland look like from Central Finland? -Good day, hey, Jyväskylä here. This is what it looks like in Jyväskylä. Not necessarily everyone knows where Jyväskylä is, so I've taken a map like this... 0:43 Jyväskylä is, uh, it's, there. Right here. Europe is there next by. That's like, a place where you can nowadays go to buy cheap booze. Quite a lot of it. And yes no want [I'm not sure I'm hearing this sentence right or what he meant]... 0:59 Then there's this white blotch, the only white blotch, it reads on there Grönlanti [Greenland], cos "grön" is Swedish for "white" [it actually is Swedish for "green"]... 1:10 Then here's Turkey, that's, it's where they invented this foundational pillar of Finnish food culture, kebab... Last weekend I ate five. For real... 1:26 Well, then here's USA, it's a wide country like so, people there are often also quite wide, because actually the diet there is that you aren't allowed to eat anything other than fat, some sugar sometimes... Here then is Florida, this is like USA's pee-pee, right here. A little tiny pee-pee. Pss, pss can be heard as it's pissing right there on Cuba... 1:53 Then there's uh, Asia, there chickens have a cold, cluck _cough_ cluck _cough_ cluck, like that in Asia... 2:04 Then there's the Middle-East, from there you can hear boom, there everyone is taking revenge a lot on one another, more actually than I when I was little... I too revenged back then, wetted [untranslatable humorous jump, he almost makes up a word, not quite though because of how Finnish grammar works, and then changes one vowel to get to a completely different word]... 2:18 Then, here's Africa, South America. There's lots of rainforest in these, from there you can hear _chainsaw noises_ "Timber!". There you saw, to grow those useful/beneficial plants such as L&M and Belmont... they need space. Yeah... 2:40 Then, well then from Brazil, here's this Brazil, from there has come this Brazilian Wax, that is, like this thing you wax with... from that comes to mind this there's this place here where there has been like Vahanen, and Fränti and Vahanen been here a long time [look up "2000 Sipadan kidnappings" if you want to know more, they were apparently two finns that were held hostage, I didn't actually know about this until just now but I imagine it was big in the media at the time, though this video seems to be from 2004]... there's now other finns nearby there in the same activities, these guys called Robinson [referring to a reality TV series], they're voting one another away. It's a good thing they haven't gone here to Florida, because there they don't really know how to count votes... If next time you could count seriously a little better like seriously because if the next elections go as poorly as these last ones then it's possible, I have a hat like this so, it might be that I'll eat my hat. But it might be that it goes badly there anyway cause they can't really concentrate on anything cos there was just this coup made there, that someone showed a tit, so they're all kinda crazy there right now, country in total chaos... 3:45 But yeah this is this globe, we all live on the surface here like this, well here's a hole like this in the bottom, you should watch out for that, if you go there then... you could push into there for example a broken Vienna sausage like this... OK, that's all I have from Jyväskylä this time, let's take it back to Pasila [area of the capital where the TV studio is located], Pasila is here, here it is, it's actually quite close to Jyväskylä. Yeah, thanks and bye. -Thanks, Ismo.
Tais olla ennen Ismoa. Ainakin Ismo jossain jenkki haastattelussa kertoi että pääsi suomessa TV ohjelmaan kun ohjelman edellinen naislkoomikko suositteli häntä ohjelmasta pois lähtiessään.
tarkoitin sitä että kun ismo sanoi tässä videossa että näissä vaaleissa kävi huonosti (joissa obama valittiin) niin oli obama kyllä parempi valinta silloin kun trump nyt facepalm
Niin tuli Jyväskylän kirjeenvaihtajasta Suomen hauskin mies. On ollut sitä jo toistakymmentä vuotta eikä parempaa löydy . . . .
+Jari Laukkanen taas . . . niin me menetettiin maailmalle tämäkin mies. Voitti maailman hauskin mies-tittelin ja muutti amerikkaan. Kurjaa . . . olisi paljon hauskuuttamista meillekin. Mutta . . . . paratiisista paratiisiin, eli Jyväskylästä maailmalle. Onnittelut tähteyteen :)
@Thoughts ihan selvinpäinkö tuollaista höpiset, vai etkö todellakaan ymmärrä kirjoitettua tekstiä. Voi voi.
Please add English subtitles! Americans LOVE Ismo!!!
It's not easy to translate but I'll give it a shot (no subtitles though):
-Welcome back to a live broadcast, this is Hyppönen-Enbuske Experience [name of the show] and of course we want to be a television show for the whole of Finland, we and especially Nelonen [the TV channel it was broadcasted on] have several times been accused of focusing too much on Helsinki and surrounding areas and big cities but from now on, from this day onwards we have a pen pal from Central Finland, our pen pal Ismo Leikola is there, he's currently in Jyväskylä. Good day, Ismo. What does the 21st century Finland look like from Central Finland?
-Good day, hey, Jyväskylä here. This is what it looks like in Jyväskylä. Not necessarily everyone knows where Jyväskylä is, so I've taken a map like this...
0:43 Jyväskylä is, uh, it's, there. Right here. Europe is there next by. That's like, a place where you can nowadays go to buy cheap booze. Quite a lot of it. And yes no want [I'm not sure I'm hearing this sentence right or what he meant]...
0:59 Then there's this white blotch, the only white blotch, it reads on there Grönlanti [Greenland], cos "grön" is Swedish for "white" [it actually is Swedish for "green"]...
1:10 Then here's Turkey, that's, it's where they invented this foundational pillar of Finnish food culture, kebab... Last weekend I ate five. For real...
1:26 Well, then here's USA, it's a wide country like so, people there are often also quite wide, because actually the diet there is that you aren't allowed to eat anything other than fat, some sugar sometimes... Here then is Florida, this is like USA's pee-pee, right here. A little tiny pee-pee. Pss, pss can be heard as it's pissing right there on Cuba...
1:53 Then there's uh, Asia, there chickens have a cold, cluck _cough_ cluck _cough_ cluck, like that in Asia...
2:04 Then there's the Middle-East, from there you can hear boom, there everyone is taking revenge a lot on one another, more actually than I when I was little... I too revenged back then, wetted [untranslatable humorous jump, he almost makes up a word, not quite though because of how Finnish grammar works, and then changes one vowel to get to a completely different word]...
2:18 Then, here's Africa, South America. There's lots of rainforest in these, from there you can hear _chainsaw noises_ "Timber!". There you saw, to grow those useful/beneficial plants such as L&M and Belmont... they need space. Yeah...
2:40 Then, well then from Brazil, here's this Brazil, from there has come this Brazilian Wax, that is, like this thing you wax with... from that comes to mind this there's this place here where there has been like Vahanen, and Fränti and Vahanen been here a long time [look up "2000 Sipadan kidnappings" if you want to know more, they were apparently two finns that were held hostage, I didn't actually know about this until just now but I imagine it was big in the media at the time, though this video seems to be from 2004]... there's now other finns nearby there in the same activities, these guys called Robinson [referring to a reality TV series], they're voting one another away. It's a good thing they haven't gone here to Florida, because there they don't really know how to count votes... If next time you could count seriously a little better like seriously because if the next elections go as poorly as these last ones then it's possible, I have a hat like this so, it might be that I'll eat my hat. But it might be that it goes badly there anyway cause they can't really concentrate on anything cos there was just this coup made there, that someone showed a tit, so they're all kinda crazy there right now, country in total chaos...
3:45 But yeah this is this globe, we all live on the surface here like this, well here's a hole like this in the bottom, you should watch out for that, if you go there then... you could push into there for example a broken Vienna sausage like this... OK, that's all I have from Jyväskylä this time, let's take it back to Pasila [area of the capital where the TV studio is located], Pasila is here, here it is, it's actually quite close to Jyväskylä. Yeah, thanks and bye.
-Thanks, Ismo.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE TRANSLATION! ...ISMO IS MY HERO!
@@danreynolds8028 This might be Ismo s first time on TV
Thank you!!
@@fdagpigjThis show is, but he first appeared in this show in 2003.
Yllättävän sujuvaa puhetta Leikolalta.
Osoittaa vähäsen, että se arkailu/änkytys on act.
ISMO, hommaahan tekstitys tähän Jenkeille!!! :D
Punainen lippis päässä puhuu vaalien väärinlaskennasta ja ennakoi josko tulevissa vaaleissa menee vielä huonommin. Hyvin ennustettu.
Muistan Ismon näistä ohjelmista, loistavia juttuja oli :D Eikös Krisse Salminen kans ollu jonkin sortin kirjeenvaihtaja samassa ohjelmassa?
Tais olla ennen Ismoa. Ainakin Ismo jossain jenkki haastattelussa kertoi että pääsi suomessa TV ohjelmaan kun ohjelman edellinen naislkoomikko suositteli häntä ohjelmasta pois lähtiessään.
Aikaa jolloin Enbusken päässä kasvoi hiukset.
Niin käy sinullekin. 😎
eikä ollut ihan täys paskaperse
I only l know about 200 words of Finnish and its still funny.
Ei hitto. Unohtanu koko ohjelman. Ennen osattiin. Wanhat hyvät ajat.
Minen tykännyt tästä...
Tykkäsin Ismosta jo ekasta kerrasta lähtien. Tää ei tainnut olla se ihan eka kerta, mutta samassa ohjelmassa kuitenkin.
puhuu vaaleista ja laittaa punaisen hatun päähän... Ismo ennusti MAGA:n
Jep, erikoista
2004 jo tiedettiin näistä Jenkkien ääntenlaskemisen ongelmista jotka on vain pahentuneet
Todella hyvä!!
Onnittelut voitosta!
Kahen kilon siika
Aika hyvä 2004 setiks
xDD Täällä on reikä täällä pohjassa ;D
Jumalauta, nykynen palikkapeli-jonne Ismo Leikolaa katsomassa kahden vuoden takaa.
@@mamelukki1 Puhu ymmärrettävästi!
Oi juma 😄👍 en edes muistanut enään näitä Ismon vetoja tuossa ohjelmassa 😄 mutta nyt muistan taas . 😄👍
sairaan nopee jätkä 0:05
tacomaster1999 zz
Viime viikonloppuna söin viis :D
Hyvä Ismo oot paras.
I wish there were subtitles to this... 🙁
Ah, 2004. Kun keski-ikäiset miehet käytti naamalävistyksiä.
Näitä tuli naurettua pienenä. Ja edelleen.
Ismoooo :D
Ajankohtaisohjelma 2023?
Näistä jutuista alkaen olen ollut Ismon juttujen ystävä. Mainio mielikuvitus.
Is this finnish Ozzy Osbourne?
Naurattaa toi presidentinvaalivitsi :D
Hyötykasveja.... xDDDD
On kyllä jutut parantuneet viidessätoista vuodessa.
Pannu merkille sen, että moni hyvä tyyppi on joku vassu/vihreä tai kepu.
Ah, 2004. Kun oltiin huolissaan George W. Bush:n valinnasta. Sehän oli lopulta ihan lupsakka kaveri.
Kävi kyllä huonommin näissä vaaleissa
ei ees
ai kumpi on muka hullumpi trump vai joku obama. et tiedä mitään politiikasta tai oot vaan rasisti
obama ollu ees ehdolla näissä vaaleissa xDDD
tarkoitin sitä että kun ismo sanoi tässä videossa että näissä vaaleissa kävi huonosti (joissa obama valittiin) niin oli obama kyllä parempi valinta silloin kun trump nyt facepalm
Ne oli ne vaalit kun Bush voitti. Sen verran vanha tämä ohjelma.
Det här va inte lätt att förstå
Men skratta kan du väl .......
Lol. I thought this would be in English.
:DD
I want to know what he's saying about the United States!
It's a wide country with wide people and they recently had a messy election in the middle of recovering from a tragic nip slip on national TV.
No mitens kävi seuraavissa vaaleissa? Taisi mennä lakinsyöntihommiksi..
Ei menny, tuli kaksi Obama-voittoa siinä välissä ennen kuin laskenta taas kusi vaaleissa 2016.
How can this be a Finnish tv show when they’re only drinking water?
It's Finlandia vodka, greatest vodka there is.