in a few years time we cant say we prefer "mommies" or "daddies" anymore because we'd be the same age and supposed to be fathers or mothers ourselves. add more years and mommies and daddies will be younger than us and thus would make us cougars
14:05 THE FACT THAT THE USERNAME WAS ASHFUR THO For those who don't know I'll tell you SPOILERS NEW PROPHECY ARC Ashfur is a character from Warrior cats who had a crush on another cat named Squirrelflight. When Squirrelflight spent more time with Brambleclaw than with him, he became jealous. POWER OF THREE ARC Ashfur's jealousy developed into an obsession and when a wildfire swept the Clan's territory, he trapped Squirrelflight's three kits (Hollyleaf, Lionblaze, and Jayfeather), threatening to kill them to hurt Squirrelflight. Can't say how they survived because that's a MAJOR spoiler. POWER OF THREE/OMEN OF THE STARS ARC IDK I DONT REMEMBER Ashfur attacked Hollyleaf when she was alone, prompting her to fight back and kill him by accident. She ran away after that, ashamed of her actions and blaming herself for Ashfur's death. THE BROKEN CODE ARC Ashfur's spirit manipulated a medicine cat named Shadowsight into making Brambleclaw (Bramblestar now) lose one of his lives in an attempt to cure him of a disease. Ashfur's spirit took over Bramblestar's body before Bramblestar's spirit could return, and Bramblestar himself became trapped in the Dark Forest (Warrior cats equivalent of Hell) while Ashfur impersonated Bramblestar so he could be with Squirrelflight. When his deciet was exposed, he kidnapped Squirrelflight and took her to the Dark Forest with him, begging her to give him another chance and going so far as to force Bramblestar to attack Squirrelflight. Basically, Ashfur had an obsession with Squirrelflight and nearly destroyed the four Clans in an attempt to get her to love him back. Make sense now? Yes? Ok good.
Hey, as a middle aged old - 70 year olds are human too and if they are lucky get freaky like the rest of us. My dad told me something once "no matter how old someone is, talk to the 25 year old stuck behind their eyes".
16:37 - ai type grammar - op uses circular pfp, other guy uses square pfp - other guy uses anime pfp - nonrecognised colours of texting i’m pretty sure that’s character ai. who the fuck uses character ai to vent about banana bread
I've been in the son zone in a time. When i was circa 5, my fathers friends wife, always told me, that she wishes to have a son like me, because, she tought, that i was the perfect child. She was kinda creepy, but consider, that i've never heard nothing, even closly that kind from my parents, i liked it.
9:50 Human Or Not is an online game where you have to find out where you are talking to an AI or fellow human. However, it is easy to break them, just ask them how many times the letter r is in "berry" and they'll always get it wrong. random tip lmao but happy to help
Different ways to say "not cool, paul" in different languages from countries that were involved in WW2 (that I can remember: ENGLISH: Not cool, Paul! GERMAN: nicht cool, Paul! JAPANESE: クールじゃないよ、ポール! ITALIAN: non è bello, Paul! TAGALOG: hindi cool, Paul! POLISH: niefajnie, Paul! FRENCH: pas cool, Paul! RUSSIAN: не круто, Пол! CHINESE: 不酷,保罗! DUTCH: niet cool, Paul! That's all the countries and their languages I remember hearing about being onvolved in WW2. I'd like to thank Google Translate and history class. If I missed any countries and their languages, please feel free to comment on this.
not cool paul
I'm sorry
Yeah Paul, funny but not cool
I'm confused (I haven't watched the video yet)
He was not having that lol
not cool paul
"not cool paul" ❌
"not cool pool" ✅
Not caul pool
W Paul!
"I wish i had a son like u"
Best reply: "yes mommy"
Alt reply: "yes daddy"
Power reply: Of course, father.
Whats the alt reply and best resply
@Mystery_name228Chad reply: Why most certainly, my XY chromosome parental figure
in a few years time we cant say we prefer "mommies" or "daddies" anymore because we'd be the same age and supposed to be fathers or mothers ourselves. add more years and mommies and daddies will be younger than us and thus would make us cougars
19:30 Not cool, Paul
VaazkL falling for an obvious joke at the end there lol
i cant tell if u know im joking or not
@@VaazkLShorts I mean, it's kinda hard to tell with your line delivery lol...
@@VaazkLShorts your voice is more monotone than a paint sample of pure gray don't pin this on my guy lopstercopter
@@FriedEgg-b8fdude he is just British lmao
@@TheLobsterCopter5000 😭LOL
3:54 Dad's got the kid CLOCKED
9:45 prepare yourself vaaz. those two words you have uttered are going to bring an entire fandom to this comment section in a matter of seconds.
Too late
OSC CHARGE
THE OSC HAS BEEN SUMMONED
RAHHHHHHHH
BFDI BFDI BFDI BFDI BFDI BFDI BFDI BFDI
9:45 THIS WAS ME OMG I DIDNT KNOW RHAT WOULD HAPPEN THIS MADE MY DAY. I WAS THE ONE THAT ASKEF If THEY LIKE OBJECT SHOWS IM SOBBING
hooray
fitting username
Lol
YESS BEERYDIE
Wow. Perfect timing! Just in time for my 3 hour youtube binge watch before sleep 😅😅😅
5:24 now THAT is like getting a giant freebie with a purchase
14:05 THE FACT THAT THE USERNAME WAS ASHFUR THO
For those who don't know I'll tell you
SPOILERS
NEW PROPHECY ARC
Ashfur is a character from Warrior cats who had a crush on another cat named Squirrelflight. When Squirrelflight spent more time with Brambleclaw than with him, he became jealous.
POWER OF THREE ARC
Ashfur's jealousy developed into an obsession and when a wildfire swept the Clan's territory, he trapped Squirrelflight's three kits (Hollyleaf, Lionblaze, and Jayfeather), threatening to kill them to hurt Squirrelflight. Can't say how they survived because that's a MAJOR spoiler.
POWER OF THREE/OMEN OF THE STARS ARC IDK I DONT REMEMBER
Ashfur attacked Hollyleaf when she was alone, prompting her to fight back and kill him by accident. She ran away after that, ashamed of her actions and blaming herself for Ashfur's death.
THE BROKEN CODE ARC
Ashfur's spirit manipulated a medicine cat named Shadowsight into making Brambleclaw (Bramblestar now) lose one of his lives in an attempt to cure him of a disease. Ashfur's spirit took over Bramblestar's body before Bramblestar's spirit could return, and Bramblestar himself became trapped in the Dark Forest (Warrior cats equivalent of Hell) while Ashfur impersonated Bramblestar so he could be with Squirrelflight. When his deciet was exposed, he kidnapped Squirrelflight and took her to the Dark Forest with him, begging her to give him another chance and going so far as to force Bramblestar to attack Squirrelflight.
Basically, Ashfur had an obsession with Squirrelflight and nearly destroyed the four Clans in an attempt to get her to love him back. Make sense now? Yes? Ok good.
great
FELLOW WARRIOR CATS FAN SPOTTED!
@@cat-lover694 HELLO
ANOTHER WARRIOR CATS FAN!
Hey, as a middle aged old - 70 year olds are human too and if they are lucky get freaky like the rest of us. My dad told me something once "no matter how old someone is, talk to the 25 year old stuck behind their eyes".
The way you just add commentary at the best time 🤣
What surprises me is that these are real messages😂
Nake fews!
What
14:01 here comes an entire fandom-
"How have you not been hacked?"
"It's plural"
Made me laugh way harder than it should've
0:57 this reminds me of when i renamed a gc i was in in discord to “useless garbage” because i genuinely hated everyone in it 😭
2:24 This one was BRUTAL😭
Real
is nobody talking about the guy having 10815 unread messages on 3:00? 💀
bros a lil popular
no, we dont talk about that
3:01 welp there’s no surviving members after the group chat gets leaked
16:45 bro self-fumbled so hard 😭
16:37
- ai type grammar
- op uses circular pfp, other guy uses square pfp
- other guy uses anime pfp
- nonrecognised colours of texting
i’m pretty sure that’s character ai. who the fuck uses character ai to vent about banana bread
Probably did it as a joke, its not that deep
I gasped so loudly at 0:16 because that person's profile picture is my favourite character that my dad called me to ask me if I'm okay😭😭
The "meeeee :3" at 12:29 sounded way too funny and cute.
Paul is saving it for the bros. Super cool Paul.
6:36 that’s smart
14:03 *In edgy voice* “IT’S LIKE BEING CUT OPEN EVERY DAY, BLEEDING ONTO THE STONES..”
7:09 maybe i need to leave my number on a jenga block like this for sick photos like this!!
12:28: That meeeeeeeeeee was way too funny
Me when the funny is texts
Edit:mom im edited
Yea
Mhm
Agreed
Me when
Say potato if you’re real
Yo
Ashfur, Squirrelflight does not want you
14:06 Squirrelflight: “ no”
9:41 HUMANORNOT AND OSC MENTIONED 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
this is awesome keep up the great work always make me the most happy and have a laugh along the way
Don’t let me go alpha 👹👹
19:30 Not cool paul
Not cool paul
Paul, social credit increased! 👍
14:03 Classic Ashfur moment
7:21 This is when you reply "I no longer love you."
I've been in the son zone in a time. When i was circa 5, my fathers friends wife, always told me, that she wishes to have a son like me, because, she tought, that i was the perfect child. She was kinda creepy, but consider, that i've never heard nothing, even closly that kind from my parents, i liked it.
not cool paul
this is a reply to push the above comment
10:20
THE THIN MAN YOOOO MONO
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LETS GOOOOOO
3:38 We need this sort of thinking against every gender-based double standard, IMO.
Better not call Paul
These are my favorite memes
0:00 Wait 'til you get into the BROTHER-zone
4:15, thats me😂😂
0:54 TOP 10 APPLE FAILS-
16:32 ITS A /DAZAI OSAMU/ AI TOO IM SOBBING
I was looking for someone to notice😭😭
bro’s voice change 😭 12:26
9:50 Human Or Not is an online game where you have to find out where you are talking to an AI or fellow human. However, it is easy to break them, just ask them how many times the letter r is in "berry" and they'll always get it wrong. random tip lmao but happy to help
what if a human gets it wrong
5:32 VaazkL DID YOU JUST SAY 'YES'?!
Edit: cool video tho. New adhd memes when?
thanks for this video especially that it’s on my birthday.
4:35 Mr. Triangle man is that you?!
Mindcap
By mindcap and more
11:11 LMAOO HELP 💀
0:14 every 9 year old:
They had a chuuya pfp as well lol
Chuuya used to be my fav Bsd character btw so no hate
WOAH IM EVEN EARLIER TODAY 😱😱
The group chat being read is possibly the worst thing to happen to a human male
5:55 IM DEAD 💀💀💀💀
Finally came back from school. Great timing (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
10:27 little nightmares mentioned B)
Yoooo
Yo the thumbnail is CRAZY😂
noot cool paul
9:45 And the entire OSC will be arriving shortly
Don’t let me go alpha
1:53 press F to pay respect to mathews
pls do more of people explaining their dreams
4:32 Mr Triangle Man Reference 🤯
Rip mathew
NCP, Bad Paul
Lol that first post!!!
The thumbnail 😂
7:22 CARLOS SAINZ MENTIONED
0:21 me named Jasmine: 💀
Not caul pool
14:03
Man I've never felt like such a nerd in my life, I know where this guy is from and who he is definitely talking to
OH MY GOD I DIDNT REALISE IT WAS ASHFUR I WASNT READING THE NAMES OMG ASHFUR GET AWAY FROM HER
NOT COOL PAUL!!!
11:08 lol february 25 is my birthday😂
Day I forgot of asking for a stickmin meme comp
2:24 you fool! Between H and L on my Dvorak keyboard is “t, n”, (between q and x however is “j, k”…)
"cockadoodledoo" 🎀
bird up
use the echo feature with the tomato emoji to throw tomatoes at peope
5:09 perfect
Different ways to say "not cool, paul" in different languages from countries that were involved in WW2 (that I can remember:
ENGLISH: Not cool, Paul!
GERMAN: nicht cool, Paul!
JAPANESE: クールじゃないよ、ポール!
ITALIAN: non è bello, Paul!
TAGALOG: hindi cool, Paul!
POLISH: niefajnie, Paul!
FRENCH: pas cool, Paul!
RUSSIAN: не круто, Пол!
CHINESE: 不酷,保罗!
DUTCH: niet cool, Paul!
That's all the countries and their languages I remember hearing about being onvolved in WW2. I'd like to thank Google Translate and history class. If I missed any countries and their languages, please feel free to comment on this.
Sanskrit
Not cool Paul 💀
19:31 smfh, not cool, paul
5:33 is wild
3:35 LMAO
9:44 SPEAKING OF OBJECT SHOWS, YOU SHOULD DO OBJECT SHOW MEMES
Great video Paul!
5:31 what 😭😭
9:21 rac¡st mall santa
Report the bots
Okay!! :3
Reported 4 already, hold off soldiers!
Yes, especially the ones with their bootaycheecks as their pfp and an OF link in their bio
not caul pool
Freddy faze Bear
Tax Fraud
wild.
5:53 VEE LINES?!?!1?1!!1!1?1!
OBJECT SHOWS MENTIONED