Such a kind person zlatan is that he knew if he was gonna hold that guy's hair for one more second, he was gonna be bald... So he stopped at the right moment.
Once you blatantly foul someone (or yank them down in this case) because you don’t know how to play against them, you’ve lost all right to whine and cry about getting absolutely steam rolled on the pitch by that player lmao
It's so funny that no one even cares about Zlatan harassing them because well... Its Zlatan
Zlatan doesn't harass them harass zlatans them
😏😏😏😏
7 moths and I'm still constantly getting replies
@@elijah580 bro
Zlatan doesnt care about harassment, harassment cares about Zlatan🦁
@@elijah580 bro what 💀!!
@@elijah580i lost braincells…
Bro was so afraid of Zlatan that he shaved all his hair 💀
🤣
still got slapped💀
@@Dominic19850 For shaving hair 💀
@@legendop7642 Yes
And changed race lol
Zlatan doesn't turn on the shower, he just stares at it until it starts crying.
Edit: WOW 5k likes 😌
Haven't heard this one before 😂
Water goes to Zlatan to pay respect
Hahahahahhaha funny
I THINK THAT I'M THE MOST UNDERRATED EDITOR ON EARTH.............،
@@Just-Football94 we need football players
When Zlatan downloads an app, the app agrees to his terms and conditions
LMAOOO
AHHHH!🤣
Zlatan doesn't download apps, apps download Zlatan
finally a good one
DAMNNN
Never sit near ibrahimovic 😂😂😂
You dont sit near ibrahimović, ibrahimović sits near you
@@Ziado_ alright thats terrifying ngl💀
@@Ziado_ 💀
@@Ziado_imagine sitting in the damn toilet 💀
@@alehandwalker So what🙂
"Ibrahimovic sits near you"🌝
Once Zlatan went to Africa, he saw a lion and started to pray
Lion asked are you praying for your life?
Zlatan: I always pray before I eat
😂
The lion really asked that to Ibrahimovic ?
Copied joke
Lions can't talk
@@JaydenCampbell-el2phzlatan is a lion he can talk to lions
Zlatan just casually slapping people around 😂
When Zlatan does something against the rules, the rules must apologize to Zlatan.
Zlatan does nothing wrong
Of zlatan doing something wrong he is doing right
Zlatan is not going to against the rules, since the rules itself is zlatan 😂😂😂
"....Rules will change" would be better I think😅😂
When Zlatan harasses everyone, everyone has to apologize Zlatan
When harassment zlatans everyone, apologizing has to zlatan everyone
@@pm-every-skne 👏😂
Unless you are Joey Barton
@@pm-every-skne 🤓👈
@@pm-every-skne Maybe I need a Big brain to understand this. 🫠
When zalatan comes on your home you are the guest 😂
Same jokes everywhere 🤣
@@lijumpadu4103 Its a grosse comment from op,hes saying when he comes on your home,like hes masturbating on it.....
@@lijumpadu4103it’s been an ongoing joke for 5+ years
When he comes to your country, you are the foreigner
I think you mean “comes to” not “on”😂😂😂😂😂changes the meaning quite a lot
"Haaland being a angry bird" Got me laughing 😂😂
When Zlatan fouls, the referee receives a red card.
This comment shouldn't make any sense.. But since it's about Zlatan, it suddenly does, and it's fucking hilarious
@@HysjMysj My lad's finally understood TH-cam community humour, Cheers!🍻
when Z fouls, the other guy gets booked
@@HysjMysjit has actually happened. Just check zlatan gives referee a red card
Zlatan never fouls because Zlatan is the rule
Haalands face 💀💀
LMAO😂
He looks so cute 😂
@@im_misfar940 ugly
@@im_misfar940Gavi clear 🤤
Erling baby face ☠️
Right now, I’m not caring about Haaland why did just Ibrahimović did that😂😂😂
161 like and no comment? Let me fix this😌
It was a joke he was messing with them 😂😂
207 likes and 2 comments? let me fix this
He pushed those young guys to stick onto the game not their phones
735 likes and 6 comments? Let me fix that
When Zlatan goes to the airport, he takes the security’s water bottles.
When Zlatan drinks water, the water gets hydrated
@@luukherfst1209 When Zlatan Watches A Show, He asks If Netflix Is Still Watching.
@@DaRealBlueSkiesYT😂😂😂
When Zlatan gets a red card, the referee leaves the pitch.
When Zlatan is born, Zlatan congratulates the doctor
😂
Wait, so the doctor is the father?
@@GeneralGrievous7567 No Zlatan is doctor's father 😂
@@Jisan948 😂😂😂
@@Jisan948Yessss
Sergio: Let me teach him, dad
Zlatan: alright show him my son
And now haaland be a step son💀
Sergio Aguero Or Ramos? Lol
@@shackeraburke522 bruh💀
@@shackeraburke522 ramos is bigger than zlatan in every way so he prolly meant aguerOOOOUUUUUU
@@abdulaleem7298 ramos is bigger than zlatan?? what are you high on?
It is sad to see Zlatan retired
Wait its been 1 month already???😢
Not even a football fan, but yeah I agree
He didn't retire. He's just giving everyone else a chance 😂
Best comment ever😂
No, it's not
Such a kind person zlatan is that he knew if he was gonna hold that guy's hair for one more second, he was gonna be bald... So he stopped at the right moment.
You’ll never now what made this comment popular
Hate u❤
Im your hundred like
*cry baby
Angry bird and ninja turtle rivalry
*2012 flashbacks intensify
zlatan once killed some mosquitos at a show which is now known as "Applause"
This is a good one 😂
When Zlatan walks, the earth rotates..
It rotates when anyone walks. 😂
Zlatan is a real Lion.
Zlatan is sigma ❌
Sigma is zlatan ✅
Edit: Thank you all for breaking my 1 record like 😂
Sigma is cringe
So
Cringe is Zlatan
@@CrisR07. you are talking about the one who calls themselves a sigma.
@@nahidniyazihoque1718 i never called myself as Sigma 🤮 it's fricking cringe
@@CrisR07. who said u did
@@CrisR07. because you have no self confidence and don't love yourself?
When zlatan gets stabbed, the knife bends
You just made zlatan immortal as if he wasn't already powerful enough
Bro Zlatan is the type of guy that doesn’t break the law, the law breaks for him
If he breaks a law, the law was probably wrong anyway and should be changed.
Zlatan is that uncle we all wish we had
Moral of the story: Never sit next to *zlatan*
But Ibrahimovic sits near you
No matter what zlatan does it always makes everybody smile ❤❤❤
That's true I like him very much ❤😅
When Zlatan bought himself a house he told his dad “you are the man of the house now”
When a plane lands, the pilot claps for Zlatan.
its not funny
@@mohamadsaiful8255 awww, thanks so cute!!!
Lmfao
Zlatan claps the plane
That slap on the head was personal 😂
frfr 😂😂😂
Fr😂
Haaland was mocking Godfrey for arguing with him
Mocking the muslim.. racist
@@zKrazeM8 what
@@zKrazeM8 he was angry at him it wasn't religiously motivated
@@Poland6969 yes it was! He agressively triggered the muslim viking🇳🇴⚔️🗿🕌🧎🏼💣☯️🧘🏼♂️🪷
@@zKrazeM8 lol 🤣 I wanna see Ur cun* after 100 years :)
Haland was like: "just a little tackle and you're crying like a baby?"
Crying is taking revenge after just a little tackle.
Who's crying now
Who’s hear from zlatan retire announcement😢
Yea 😢
😢😢😢
Zlatan doing Zlatan things
Bully is the definition of Zlatan😅😜💪
still. i guess he had reason. looks like a cunt
😜Crazy emoji 😜 crazy emoji 😜 crazy emoji
No zalatan is the definition of bully
“Haaland being angry bird” 💀
He was such a legend. I’m so sad he retired. 💔
He was just a bit of an asshole tbh
Me either 😢
Ramos: 🤨
Zlatan: 🤨
Haaland: Whatchu lookin at
When zlatan goes to the movies and his phone rings, they put the movie on pause so zlatan can answer it 😂😂
Edit: ty for 300 likes :)
Don’t laugh at your own copied joke
@@BigBoss7777777 what do u mean by own copied 😅
@@BigBoss7777777?????
@@BigBoss7777777 ???
??????
Haalands the kangaroo, tall and tough. Zlatan is the Tiger, strong and aggressive. Ramos is the Hyena, aggressive and mischievous.
One slap from zlatan takes you to heaven
Zlatan doesn't to heaven, heaven comes to Zlatan.
Bro imagine Zlatan and Haaland fighting 💀💀
Rip haaland 😂
RIP HAALAND
*Finally a worthy opponent... Our battle will be LEGENDARY*
clash of clans
R.I.P HAALAND
When zlatan eats food the food gets nourished
Zlatan is literally the new Chuck Norris if you look at all the jokes 😂
All scandinavians are like this
Halland is like FINISH HIM
these norse giants man 😂
If Zlatan harasses someone, they accept it, because it’s Zlatan
When Zlatan hires a bodyguard, the bodyguard feels safe.
Haaland being angry bird 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😅😅🤣🐦
Angry muslim
@@zKrazeM8 you cant say that💀💀💀
@@zKrazeM8 U Can't Say Bad About Any Religion💀💀
@@zKrazeM8Angry Christian
Once you blatantly foul someone (or yank them down in this case) because you don’t know how to play against them, you’ve lost all right to whine and cry about getting absolutely steam rolled on the pitch by that player lmao
Haaland is like that one older brother that’s super aggressive in football and gets angry every time he can😂😂😂 but also really nice at times
It's funny that Haaland's carrer at 22 is much burger than Zlatan's at 41😂
Lol no
burger?
@@user-vk3ix8yr7e bigger
Bro godfrey annoys in Elden ring and football, what a chad
Lol
There is a dude that broke his own legs when he tried tackling Haaland, bro has strongest legs ever
Well no shit , he’s built like a ostrich what would you expect?😂😂😂
Joshua Kimmich?
He didn’t break his legs but he did get injured, and Haaland just kept dribbling, it was Joshua Kimmich
When Zlatan reads a book Zlatan doesn’t gain knowledge, the book gains knowledge 🤡
When Zlatan is alive, the world rotate for him & the sun works for him. ❤
When Zlatan opens a websiite, he eats all he cookies.
😅😅
Bro is about to cry😢
Zlatan doesn't flush in the toilet, he stares at it and scares the shit out of it.
haaland trash talking is so funny 😂😂
When Haaland tackles Zlatan, Tackle tacks Haaland.
This is what happens when you watch football only on TH-cam. Haaland was mocking him, that's it
Zlatan can be the Gnome in the garden of Haalands house
F presses Zlatan to pay respect
Zlatan: I'll be your coach son
Halaand: just don't hit me 💀
💀
ZLATAN is a fucking mad man yo😂😂❤ man imma miss this guy for sure for sure
Bro why is everyone glorifying Zlatans harassment? Yall siding with the big bad bully 💀
Halaand be like okay it'll my time to shine
The way he looked back tho after he hit him on the head 💀
*Haaland being an angry bird💀*
FR😂😂😂
لا إلَهَ إلَّا اللَّه محمد رسول اللَّه
صلى اللَّه عليه وسلم
Haaland in one season at the prem achieved more than zlatan did in his whole career
Don't dish it out if you can't take it, Godfrey.
My face looks like haland when my MOM start shouting at me ahahaha
Haaland is happy boy😂😂
Haaland is the leg working machine
I swear zlatlan is the joker of soccer
It's football
LION in FOOTBALL
Haaland is not a angry bird he is an aggressive eagle 🦅⚡
Booooo take it easy boy
Comfrey learned a lesson
Don’t thrown a aggressive ass player down to the ground form the air
HAALAND A MACHINE
Bro got Zlatan'd 💀
School is like Football. Zlatan teaches everyone but no one listens
When Zlatan goes to school he bullies the bully
Zlatan Norris jokes funny af 😂
Moral of the story : never sit next to Zlatan
What if Ibrahimovic were Godfrey in the match 🥶🥶🥶
The end of haaland's career 😂😂
"this is what it's like when worlds collide"
@@matekovacs2142 hell nah this is what happens when a lil angry bird collides with a Zlatan
People just wondering around making Zlatan wasting time harass them, his time is priceless.
And Zlatan also taught him that amazing bicycle
Imagine zltan being your dad and you failed you test 😂
I feel bad for the teacher…
im like haaland tbh i mocked my opponents before Xd
Zlatan infront of ghost
Ghost:oops sorry sir I have to pee😂😂
"Haaland being a angry bird"got me rolling 😂😂
It’s funny how city drew in that game and Everton scores pretty late on
Halaand é a encarnação de Ibrahimovic no futebol
Haaland's funny faces got me rolling on the floor 😂
Killer Zlatan Ibrahimović