AGENT 77777777 - xQc Plays Hitman 2? | xQcOW

[@boggeshzahim3713]

This is like hiring someone to get rid of bugs in your house and they just blow up your house

[@josephchoi1533]

Stealth is required for this mission
xQc:

[@lightzpy8049]

Pepelaugh pepega

[@mrplumpkin_x3c]

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[@massi2832]

Xqc is a smorc

[@NubNublet]

470 likes wtf

[@LeoJay]

Well done Agent 47, you successfully killed 4 targets and hundreds of innocent people Pepega

[@alfred7850]

@Pokémon catcher Ash Pepega Clap

[@Slicky_]

@Pokémon catcher Ash Pepega Clap

[@killyn7520]

@Pokémon catcher Ash PEPEGA CLAP PEPEGA CLAP PEPEGA CLAP-

[@YamacKocovali7]

Agent Seven Hundred and Seventy Seven Million, Seven Hundred and Seventy Seven Thousand, Seven Hundred and Seventy Seven.

[@ozzyisdrunk]

2?2?2? Jk love you xqL justkiding again lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[@demetter7936]

@@ozzyisdrunk Fuck you big schnozer man LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[@user-cz9ss4yq4x]

77777777 kills

[@white-mare]

Agent seven hundred and Seventy-seven sextillion, seven hundred and seventy-seven quantillion, seven hundred and seventy-seven quadrillion, seven hundred and seventy-seven trillion, seven hundred and seventy-seven billion, seven hundred and seventy-seven million, seven hundred and seventy-seven thousand, seven hundred and seventy-seven point seven seven seven

[@trash_ducc]

Just kidding jebaited fuck you LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLllll l,l,l,l, l. L. L. L.

[@QB.113]

This whole stream was a constant PepeLaugh. Stealth to xQc apparently means mass murder lol

[@dyner2369]

@Luminalo not funny man!!!!!

[@dyner2369]

@Luminalo You make my intestines say haHAA

[@souldanny.]

I mean, no one can spot you if they're all dead.

[@boilledwater_3306]

@@dyner2369 MaN

[@papasmurf995]

1:26:00 watching his tiny brain try and understand what wrench he needs 😂😂😂

[@dizzee2100]

unironically the worst Hitman player of all time

[@kejarebi]

Hitman? He is playing Gears 5.

[@Windy-b9p]

krb I thought he was playing Roblox tf?!?

[@babdabubda5266]

@radisha love pvc but he's too ADHD to get 5 stars in a single mission of hitman

[@touchingisjustthefirststep]

@radisha Doing bad purposely? Pepega he is shit and his Adhd doesn't make it any better.

[@sbrw4316]

did you mean ADHDman player

[@mamanganwar]

Malding IRL, Balding in game LULW

[@PRETTYBOYROCKSTAR]

LOOOOOOL

[@essayedgar]

@@PRETTYBOYROCKSTAR 😂👌🔥💯🤣😂👌🔥💯🤣😂👌🔥💯🤣🤪🤪🤪🤪

[@PRETTYBOYROCKSTAR]

John Doe you’re unironically unfunny

[@essayedgar]

@@PRETTYBOYROCKSTAR bruh 🤣💯🔥😂👌

[@prehistoricwaffles1792]

TEC9 LOOOOOOOL😂👌🔥🔥👌🔥😂😂

[@nignogfucklong7301]

“Try killing her without any suspicion” Sprays her ass down with an ar-15 agent goblino at its finest

[@landenk.9723]

“Stealth master”
*Kills 7 civilians before even knowing where the target is*

[@CestosChannelByElite]

1:11:21
body found, which one? OmegaLUL

[@Magerquark]

14:55 At this point I was thinking "oh damn that's a lot of people, getting out here will be very difficult...." and then he just popped out his automatic rifle and started shooting
made me laugh so damn hard

[@Terrabeast]

Hahaha

[@crimson7151]

Getting out is easy, the map that he was playing was a tutorial map.

[@dreamybullx1]

@@crimson7151 he shouldve played hitman 1 tutorial

[@oreggon9355]

That’s not a rifle it’s a submachine gun

[@Magerquark]

@@oreggon9355 I'm not american I have no idea about guns other then shooters

[@z1coMomo]

xQc the type of guy to open a bag of chips with scissors

[@rainbowfrog7420]

Scorps, accurate af.

[@Will-rw8mf]

Actually, with his display of stealth in this stream, I'd expect him to rip it open in the most unforgivably loud way

[@jeffbezos7914]

@@Will-rw8mf he probably pops the bag

[@zannerr]

explodes the bag

[@guywithaguitar1827]

xQc the type of racist to say the n word and feel bad about it later

[@Mitchell_sisson]

"Hey, Steven Seagal, enough with the chokeholds and karate chops." -random security Literally the game telling him to stop killing so many people

[@LeoKHN123]

XQC looks like the *Stonk* meme guy in the thumbnail

[@SHANELMUSIC]

stealth = everything else but stealth for xQc PepeLaugh

[@karlbjerke133]

the moment he started firing his smg i died

[@inickedurnan941]

As someone who’s played hitman 2 a lot, the Robert Knox one was fucking hilarious at 1:05:56

[@amiysan4365]

"scan my head and check my price" bruhhhh HAHAHHAHAHA

[@kawaii_trap8380]

1:16:32 pepega clap, he just went full genocide

[@chumincoomim]

Genocide WidePeepoHappy

[@1SSJA]

Chat: Here we go LULW

[@trappz10x36]

He went na lulw

[@imaforceanature7297]

Retarded Indvidual holy shit the guards weren’t even tracking him after waking in there and he picks the worst option and GUNS down the entire venue of civilians. Irl I did a real OMEGALUL with my mouth

[@zaxoc8906]

nO Russian pepelaugh

[@WoolMocha199]

Chat: noooo you can't just murder everyone
xQc: haha nek goes crungch

[@itshere757]

This is actually the new COD idk why you put this game as hitman.

[@pantherow5806]

3 hours and 28 minutes of xqc being pepega and chat being funny af

[@Las3rzor]

What funny ? omg i would hate it so much having a retarded chat like this

[@Chicken-kr1nc]

the chat spamming shitman had me laughing so hard also this hurt to watch because he didn’t know some mechanics like the white circles know who you are

[@Logan-ny1cl]

According to xqc be sneaky means no Russia

[@evanlope0799]

27:11 almost killed me

[@JustAFox2183]

1:05:59 Task Failed Successfuly

[@TheMTNDewd]

As someone who's played Hitman 2 for hundreds of hours, I went from laughing to utter disbelief when showing the robot the dummy photo when robert knox was walking back actually managed to work

[@flute136]

44:49 IMAGINE SEEING A GUY IN A PINK FLAMING LOOKING OUTFIT DRAGGING A BODY IN THE PARKING LOT. OMG.

[@finn1333]

*Car Explodes*
Guard:
*Can of spaghetti lands*
Guard: OH MY GOD

[@Knocky9Doors]

Dunno what i'd do without you, Felix. I know it's not nice to laugh at other people's expense, but jesus christ dude your reactions to failure are priceless

[@Justin-ee1mv]

When PS5 plays Hitman III as agent 777 He's Schnose will be so loud that he will always run and gun and not play Stealth
PepeLaugh ----> Stealth WH OMEGALUL

[@DanteHellDrive]

Lil bro thought he was playing CoD campaign

[@brainer5457]

Ok i take it back, this is the most painful experience i've had in my life.

[@perfumedpathveilgate]

14:56 me at lunchtime

[@kokaien]

6:53 well the meme face and the hitman is perfect lmao

[@raydyfetch3]

1:18:11
xQc: I legitamately dont know how to do stealth!
5 seconds later: *proceeds kill everyone in the room*

[@uncappedfoill3188]

Stealth=shooting crowds of people with loud non suppressed smgs and ars to xQc

[@DERD0]

Personal timestamp 2:52:02

[@revenge774]

46:30 knows how to draw

[@Helixtronline]

GOOD ONE.

[@wombat2874]

I came back because of hitman 3 and I just wanted to watch xqc mow down a crowd of civilians again this is no joke the funniest thing ever

[@villainapologist]

He snaps everyone's neck and its so frustrating.

[@nicholasboulay4278]

Chat saying drop the gun just shows they never played the game either

[@shivs718]

44:10-45:45-48:43 52:09 1:07:34 1:16:45 2:09:29 2:11:26 2:13:06 2:15:58 2:48:07

[@JaskHuma]

kill him without raising suspicion
Literally as soon as the dialog ends
XQC: Shoots every thing without a silencer on

[@acetown2263]

15:00 That's when I knew what this video would be all about xD

[@zan1971]

This man is living definition of no restraint

[@Bulldog23636]

2:15:58 OMEGALUL DONO

[@at1baby725]

this guys insane 7777

[@finesse3175]

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[@CASS1__]

Game: Has a bunch of different story missions, different ways of killing the targets.
xQc: gun go pew pew

[@superazula3722]

Chat starting at 1:09:35 was so fucking funny holy shit

[@_iou_]

14:54
So anyway... I started BLASTIN
Pepega Clap

[@lasoy9992]

2x speed to watch it in 1h 44min 11,5 sec!!!

[@Blair.OP.Symphony]

LaSoy what’s wrong with you

[@jerryboy1154]

Wow so smart, didn’t know a mathematician watched Xqc

[@adamgarner4149]

15:00 LOL I knew it was coming, but I still spat out my coffee rofl'ing. This has to be the most pepega playthrough of Hitman 2 ever. It's awesome.

[@szymonk8931]

oh no no no adhd andy playing stealth game

[@aviholden4726]

you don’t need to watch the entire 3 hours video, I got you fam.
I will summarize this entire video for you in two word: Pepega Clap

[@ryatt9365]

That whole bird mascot section was gold.

[@ledryer5621]

This is my top 10 best videos on youtube. I watch it every other month OMEGALUL

[@nikitamarynich1794]

This game requires some thinking and planning, XQC just doesn't have the patience for it. If you play Hitman like this, the game loses its entire value.

[@coyotepetersonbebravestayw9595]

Yeah chill man

[@girlfriendhaver6668]

Value is a human concept, if he's getting paid to play a game differently from every other careful streamer then I'm all for it. If you want thoughtful gameplay dont watch XQC lol

[@Exotic6792]

why does chat want him to play wizard 101 its literally the most sleeper game ever
and its a pay to play

[@zezqi_]

1337 woah a game where you have to pay to play that's nuts

[@ifeellikedying4040]

they are obviously joking you pepega

[@antzke]

4am, drinking a modelo and playing sigma, AND a video? Pogchamp bois

[@Exiled-h4h]

Anthony Manzke Hell yea brother

[@just_koedy]

Oh. No. Boys. Did. We. Forgot?
MonkaW

[@Equinoxtherat]

1:10:24 he says “no evidence” then proceeds to “walk through a horrific bloody scene walking through the puddles of blood and pile of corpses left in his wake”💀💀

[@George_Lazaridis]

3:10:29 Ready? Go DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[@arax22]

CALMEST DAY IN AMERICA 😂

[@senjutsu7764]

It's like Peter Griffin were turned into Agent 47 for a day.

[@matthewberg2925]

He plays just like Admiral Bulldog and i love it

[@cast.]

1:26 monkaEyes & Pog combined lmfao

[@topillusionist535]

1:16:28 Someone said no russian lol

[@ais9460]

I know this game is supposed to be all *monkaw* and stuff, but I've never laughed so much watching this Pepega.

[@easyw2461]

17:04 preparing to go back to school

[@nascraa]

who'd win in a gun fight/a fight in general anything.. John Wick, this hitman dude, James Bond, or Deadshot

[@tarjeiflisand5419]

1:16:46 first day of school in US

[@trappz10x36]

True lulw

[@galaxyk]

@@trappz10x36 Not funny

[@trappz10x36]

GGalaxy Killer it is

[@kaichaloner5418]

I wonder if he knows what collateral damage means

[@kindafatkindastrong5683]

XQC: AH trash.
1 guy in chat: CARDI B PogChamp
GOOD ONE CHATTER LULW

[@alexstriletchi2126]

I honestly don’t know how a fragmentation grenade doesn’t distract the guards but a EXPIRED CAN OF SPAGHETTI SAUCE DOES

[@MsqitoByte]

Girl: Ok Agent 477777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 your mission is to kill El Goblino.
Agent 4777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777:
Ok I'm done.
Girl: Good Job Agent 4777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777

[@dinsism]

This was freaking hilarious to watch lol

[@Lxch]

You really push the limits on what not to do

[@mattyj_live]

Love you xQc and chat :)

[@kawaiiappleproductions3902]

1:11:18 absolute savage

[@pongshomie25]

He’s says he’s doing it stealthy 2 seconds later comes out of the bathroom and sprays em all down really stealthy

[@in4gainccali129]

Walks into 5 bodyguards and is surprised he gets gunned down holding her hostage lol

[@ieilil4468]

I am struggling to think of words to explain how I feel about this playthrough, I am glad xqc played chess on the Internet or he might have tried to take pawns with hand grenades!

[@MrFizliputz]

"you're busted" awww mustard

[@jap7880]

dont
It was me and moxy

[@Xirenx]

Hes the type of guy to actually use stealth in assassins creed

[@toxicdragon5627]

EU walking into school: 53:30
NA walking into school: 1:16:45

[@TheGreatslyfer]

OverWatch instincts kicking in

[@gloom5405]

14:59
The quiet kid at the lunch room when he sees the Teacher that gave him an F one lesson ago

[@emtrac7898]

They don't hear the loud ass explosions, but a can of spaghetti does better.

[@kararender1742]

1:32:25 SHANGITE

[@WarauTR]

Cracked me up when he crab walks to the lights and turns them off. omfg.
Edit: Every campaign full pepega.

[@emichu5444]

JOHN STICC OMEGALUL

[@TKGGAMING0]

when it takes you pretty much over 777777 hours to beat a Hitman game but is only Hitman 2 xqc try to play Hitman Blood Money it's got like 3 million missions like you think this game is hard holyshit Blood Money is a pain in the ass :)

[@grantnewcombe2636]

Stealth god PogU

[@remybuxks9953]

xQc becomes more resident sleeper by playing game

[@ZaddY102]

He just long shoots his mission 🤣🤣🤣

[@steve00alt70]

Everyone hates power until you give them some

[@mr_dubs4207]

27:00 water = invisibility

[@WW-dw1ry]

You instantly know, xQc would never kill somone in reallife, he could not get rid of the corpse if his life depends on it :D