Yep, that’s what happens when governments too big they’ll grab poor squirrel that was being taken care of and loved and euthanize it because he didn’t have a permit
@@d.carpenter7519ny state wildlife seized a rescued squirrel and raccoon from a nonprofit organization that rehabs/rescues animals.. euthanized both animals "to test for rabies"
@fjb4750 wont lie i also voted Trump the last 4yrs with biden has felt like a nuse around my neck voteing kamala would basically be tightening that nuse around my neck i dont like trump but atleast when he was president i didn't have to worry about food on the table or hear on the news the president is inviting illegal immigrants into the country when the country cant even care for its own
Well Harris while in Nevada probably thought she was voting -- so she went to the nearest Casino thanks to Walter's advice to 'vote'.😂 Let's pray the Dem's don't rig this election. You know they're doing their best to do just that
02:24 "Get in that voting booth, pull that thing in there - y-y'know, the thing, you pull, you just get in the booth and you pull hard on that thing!..." 😎😉😏✨📍
You need a Karen. Lady at CVS went nuts on me because I was wearing a Red Hoodie. I asked her if she voted and how because she obviously can't read. (This 5 minutes into her rant against me) Then I pointed out the front and back graphics "Kauai Harley Davidson" And I quote: What communist country is that? You can't fix stupid.
Karen is an anti white racist term invented by BLM to justify black men beating up white women. Are you promoting violence against white women or just didn't know any better?
Hmmm, Some claim people who talk to themselves are crazy if they answer themselves, but who is crazier the one who talks to himself, or, someone who addresses that person by both their real name AND by their puppets name as if they were separate entities?? Just saying.
2012--67,000,000 Dems voted. 2016--67,000,000 Dems voted. 2020---81,000,000 Dems voted. 2024---67,000,000 Dems voted. What happened between 2020 and 2024? Where did the Dems go?
Oh mannn, the puns are flying thick and fast! Thank you SO much for posting this Jeff. Don’t know about anybody else, but I sure needed a good chuckle about now. God bless 🥰😆
Mmm yes, cuz imposing tariffs that raise our grocery prices and actually hurts workers is caring for our nation. Yknow I hope whatever you used to type this comment breaks at some point after the tariffs are passed and you realize that you can’t preach to the choir about “DEI” or “woke” anymore cuz you can’t afford a new PC or a new phone because of those tariffs.
@@kassandraofodyssey6475 you seem to be confused our grocery prices were down under President Trump prices are up because Biden/DEI opted to ruin our nation. Oh we can preach about the harms of DEI and woke agendas because they are what us ruining America.
@@kassandraofodyssey6475 focusing on American businesses isn't hurting workers. Bringing jobs back to the USA isn't hurting workers. Stopping foreign countries from ripping off America isn't raising our prices. Your TDS is sad President Trump had lower prices during his presidency, Biden/DEI hire screwed up our economy
And how do we redeem these stickers? I missed that part... 🤣 Thank you Jeff and Walter for the laughs, it was good to just laugh about this whole mess for once.
This country needs a big shakeup. That is why I think we need Trump. He is acting no different than he did in the 70's and 80's. He has all of the career politicians upset so he must be doing something correct. We have many in Congress that are prime examples of why we should have term limits, both R and D.
This country got a big shake up all right Trump won the election and the democrats are moaning groaning and overall complaining about Trump becoming the president again and on top of that there are democrats threatening to kill people who vote for trump and they also disowned their family members who voted for trump
Thanks Jeff for adding a little laughter into a difficult election with person who never got a single delegate and an Ex-President who knows how to get stuff done both legally and correctly without having to lie about his intentions and never pandering to low-information voters! Enjoy you time at home with the family! DK, Omaha.
Love you Jeff, it's now 7am on Nov 6th catching up cause I only watch TH-cam so shut everything off couldn't take the lying commercials anymore so at 8pm Monday night I watched only things with no commercials went and voted at 9 am then prayed and watch WWII docs the last time this country saved the world✝️🙏🇺🇲♥️🤍💙
She is going to need a new job now. Jeff should make a puppet of her and have the story line be of him hiring her as part of the cast. Then get both her and Walter together for some debates (arguments) over different current events and topics.
Walter starting to talk about the whole celebrity stuff with their opinion not mattering and to shut up, I was like “Jeff what are you doing?” Then it panned out to Jeff and I lost it 🤣
Much respect to you! I had just voted today. ❤ Some people told me that I was stupid to vote for who I want. You know what? Better the devil I know, than the devil I don't. I want who I want. If my candidate loses, I won't 🐕 and moan like others. It'll be business as usual. Hate it? Well, that's a YOU problem. Ive made my choices and I have NO regrets! I CHOOSE who and what I want.
Voted today....Amazed to see 7, count them, 7 parties on the ballot for Pres. and Pres. of Vice...Only missing the Communist Party and the Venuzualen Party....Thanks for the video....
@CUDA1970. Some of those other candidates probably represented those two you listed. Some may have even have been representing Al Qaeda, Hamas, or the Houthis. Who knows!
Don't forget: Kamala was never nominated. She flopped hard out of the 2020 primary, was appointed VP, then appointed candidate this time around with no primary. This election is the first time anyone, literally anyone, voted for her in this process. At all. Ever. Think about that.
I have to wonder what does Peanut think about what the government did to Peanut the Squirrel... justice4Peanut
Yep!! Poor peanut 😢
Top comment!
Yep, that’s what happens when governments too big they’ll grab poor squirrel that was being taken care of and loved and euthanize it because he didn’t have a permit
And Fred the Raccoon
I wondered that as well.
The “does Kamala still work here” line aged perfectly😂😂😂. That’s freaking hilarious. Thanks Joe!
Nope. She went back to McDonald's
🤣
@@jimkeats891 They refused to hire her! 😂😂😂
I think she’s working at McDonalds now…
She's actually working at McKneel's polishing knobs .
@@genitagray6126she’ll sleep her way to shift manager soon
Jeff Dunham makes me laugh regardless of who is in his crosshairs. That’s the sign of real comedic talent.
Or nose hairs....
Proof JOE BIDEN always was A PUPPET !!!
🗽🇺🇸🦅
True words!
i never see him poking fun at trump...
i guess hes one of those maggot supporters.
@@anonymousYTviewer69 go to 5:10, tell me he didn't poke fun at trump.
Justice for Peanut 🐿
And Fred 🦝
What did i miss?
Search peanut squirrel and you will see 😢@d.carpenter7519
@@d.carpenter7519ny state wildlife seized a rescued squirrel and raccoon from a nonprofit organization that rehabs/rescues animals.. euthanized both animals "to test for rabies"
@@d.carpenter7519honestly they only did it to prove to people in their state that they don't have rights.
Jeff must love getting audited every year.
😂
But thankfully, not too much now. Pretty sure President Trump is going to do something about those 87k IRS agents😊
Jeff: you deserve a special award for this; you've picked up the political ball where George Carlin left it. THANKS!
Umm no
But it's still funny
Thanks Jeff for this video!
Follow what Walter says Vote!
Have a great day!
I love how Walter calls Jeff out so that he's not a hypocrite. 😂
Thank you Jeff and Walter for reminding us.
This might be the best video Mr. Dunham has made yet.
😂😂😂 Always hysterical. Thank you so much, Jefafa.
Justice for Squirrel 2024!
I absolutely LOVE Jeff Dunham! Absolutely amazing.
Awesome. Never enough Jeff Dunham!
Walter, you hit the nail on the head, ❤
Jeff Dunham, you are phenomenal! I love that you simply tell it like it is.
you tell 'em Walter
I am a hard-core conservative, and I agree with you Walter (Jeff).
Me too ,
😂 lmfao my day is made. and yea i got a sticker. and funny enough thats what my dad says if you dont vote you cant complain.
I took my kids and one of my friends that’s 30 and never voted in his life.
They all voted Trump🇺🇸🇺🇸
@fjb4750 wont lie i also voted Trump the last 4yrs with biden has felt like a nuse around my neck voteing kamala would basically be tightening that nuse around my neck i dont like trump but atleast when he was president i didn't have to worry about food on the table or hear on the news the president is inviting illegal immigrants into the country when the country cant even care for its own
Also can’t get blamed...😅
That’s exactly what I told my kids
shoulda started with Walter saying,
"Well sob, she got fired!"
AMF
Don't let the door hit ya, where the Good Lord split ya...
I'm just happy that word salad is no longer on the menu. 🥗😁
What voting booth still has levers???? I just filled in ovals.
And I was very happy to show my ID!
Well Harris while in Nevada probably thought she was voting -- so she went to the nearest Casino thanks to Walter's advice to 'vote'.😂
Let's pray the Dem's don't rig this election. You know they're doing their best to do just that
🎯🎯🎯
The ones at the casino😂
02:24 "Get in that voting booth, pull that thing in there - y-y'know, the thing, you pull, you just get in the booth and you pull hard on that thing!..." 😎😉😏✨📍
Walter for Vice President 2028!
Make America Suck Less!!!
[Edited to VP & 2028]
Like “Welcome to Walmart, get your shit and get out.”
@@adamuzumaki98”…Have a nice day.”
😂😂😂
No 2028 trump is 2024
@@The-One-and-Only100 , sounds fine with me!
Maybe have Walter start as Vance’s VP!
(Original comment edited. 😊)
You need a Karen. Lady at CVS went nuts on me because I was wearing a Red Hoodie. I asked her if she voted and how because she obviously can't read. (This 5 minutes into her rant against me) Then I pointed out the front and back graphics "Kauai Harley Davidson"
And I quote: What communist country is that? You can't fix stupid.
Karen is an anti white racist term invented by BLM to justify black men beating up white women. Are you promoting violence against white women or just didn't know any better?
Jill Biden showed up in an all red pantsuit on Election Day!
😆 LOL 😆!
My question is - do we really need to?
LOL Also Thank you Jeff I mean Walter for telling like it is about the celeb endorsements
This couldn’t be more accurate!! Thanks Jeff!!
Thank you, Jeff and Walter, as always. Love you, guys.
Hmmm,
Some claim people who talk to themselves are crazy if they answer themselves, but who is crazier the one who talks to himself, or, someone who addresses that person by both their real name AND by their puppets name as if they were separate entities??
Just saying.
Thank you, Walter ( and Jeff...) for these hilarious videos for the last 4 years!!!!
Thank you Walter! I've been voting that way since 1976!😂
2012--67,000,000 Dems voted. 2016--67,000,000 Dems voted. 2020---81,000,000 Dems voted. 2024---67,000,000 Dems voted. What happened between 2020 and 2024? Where did the Dems go?
They went back to the graveyards they crawled out of.
The real question is: where did all those extra Dems come from in 2020?
@@easy_s3351they were mail order dems
😂81 million didn't vote in 2020. That's why Trump won
Dems went to China?!
Vote for Walter, he'd probably do a better job 😂😂
So true
At this point bubba j would do better.
You are 💯 right about that. Heck even peanut would!!!
Wouldn't be the first time we'd have voted for a puppet. XD
No. I think DT’s got this👍
Its a beautiful MAGA day in the neighborhood 😊❤🎉
Gee, I wonder who Jeff voted for 🤣 the red tsunami was awesome!!!!!
Thank you Jeff!!! I played this at our church dinner tonight -- it really helped to brighten our sprites.💓
Did it help your Dr. Pepper also. Oh, you meant spirits😅
Jeff better be careful. They might be coming after wooden puppets next. 😂
Your right! Kamala did come for Biden.
i would vote for walter. "20 stickers plus 2 box tops, you get to be a citizen" that was a good bit.
Oh mannn, the puns are flying thick and fast! Thank you SO much for posting this Jeff. Don’t know about anybody else, but I sure needed a good chuckle about now. God bless 🥰😆
@ I’m from North Carolina 😊
Luckily we voted for the candidate that cares for our nation and not the DEI hire
Lmfao.....yeah he does
Mmm yes, cuz imposing tariffs that raise our grocery prices and actually hurts workers is caring for our nation. Yknow I hope whatever you used to type this comment breaks at some point after the tariffs are passed and you realize that you can’t preach to the choir about “DEI” or “woke” anymore cuz you can’t afford a new PC or a new phone because of those tariffs.
@@kassandraofodyssey6475 you seem to be confused our grocery prices were down under President Trump prices are up because Biden/DEI opted to ruin our nation. Oh we can preach about the harms of DEI and woke agendas because they are what us ruining America.
@@kassandraofodyssey6475 focusing on American businesses isn't hurting workers. Bringing jobs back to the USA isn't hurting workers. Stopping foreign countries from ripping off America isn't raising our prices. Your TDS is sad President Trump had lower prices during his presidency, Biden/DEI hire screwed up our economy
The truth always makes a Great Speach..
If you stand for nothing you'll fall for anything👍👍Trump's your daddy NOW😂😂
And how do we redeem these stickers? I missed that part... 🤣 Thank you Jeff and Walter for the laughs, it was good to just laugh about this whole mess for once.
"Cross the river, pull the lever..." LOL. Love it. So accurate.
This country needs a big shakeup. That is why I think we need Trump. He is acting no different than he did in the 70's and 80's. He has all of the career politicians upset so he must be doing something correct. We have many in Congress that are prime examples of why we should have term limits, both R and D.
He was an ass in the 70s and 80s, so we need an ass for president? God help us....
This country got a big shake up all right Trump won the election and the democrats are moaning groaning and overall complaining about Trump becoming the president again and on top of that there are democrats threatening to kill people who vote for trump and they also disowned their family members who voted for trump
@@pittsburgh-gal exactly!! Now we have four years of high prices that the MAGAS will blame on Biden!!
@@pittsburgh-gal - you need to get back in that kitchen and start rattlin’ pots.
@@jackietindle5993 - CVS distributes Copium pills free of charge. 😉
Saw you in Vegas in October. Probably the funniest show I have ever been to. Thanks for all the laughs.
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Walter would be a better president on his worst day than biden on his best‼️
And, that wouldn’t say much .
this is funny thanks Jeff for doing this video
The second part is AMAZING! Thanks Jeff for puting words to what some of us think but can't say out loud :)
I want Walter to be president lol
And to all of those celebrities who boasted they would leave the U.S. if Trump won...GOODBYE!!!!!
The Canadians are watching their border!
The ones on the Diddy list might just leave
I hope they mean what they said and really do leave. I’m 🤢🤮 of the liberal lefties and them pushing the woke crap down my throat.
Like last time? Those liars are not going anywhere.
The ones on the Diddy and Epstein list might actually go.
😂😂😂. Best election day I've ever had.
Boy I needed this laugh, today for sure, hope we survive this election.
We won't
TRUMP IS THE WINNER 🏆
Trump 47! He won everything!
We did
These videos are amazing. I love all the puppets, but Walter is my favorite.
@@amd7574 he is great too.
Would be funny to meet his wife
This is Great! Make Jokes Great Again!!!!
I’ve never been more proud of AMERICA and AMERICANS to put a LEADER back in! FIX THE MESS!!
AMEN! Trump 2024! Praise God we aren't going to go down the communism road!
Absolutely 🇺🇸🇮🇱👍🏽
I want at least one more Bidum press conferences.
🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Thanks Jeff for adding a little laughter into a difficult election with person who never got a single delegate and an Ex-President who knows how to get stuff done both legally and correctly without having to lie about his intentions and never pandering to low-information voters!
Enjoy you time at home with the family!
DK, Omaha.
Walter is SPOT ON with the celebrities opinion.
Love you Jeff, it's now 7am on Nov 6th catching up cause I only watch TH-cam so shut everything off couldn't take the lying commercials anymore so at 8pm Monday night I watched only things with no commercials went and voted at 9 am then prayed and watch WWII docs the last time this country saved the world✝️🙏🇺🇲♥️🤍💙
Wow. I was laughing in the first 10 seconds. ROFLMAO 🤣🤣🤣
That was f ing awesome!
America just voted, it voted for food and gasoline and against world war 3.
It voted to save itself.
Im so proud of America.
😊🇺🇸
I couldn't breathe cause I was laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
is it a bad sign when a puppet is more coherent than a person he is portraying?
"We hired people to stuff the ballot boxes." Guess you shoulda hired more. Cause the orange guy's movin' back in, Joe!
ABSOLUTELY !!!! Vote For Walter
OMG, I hurt from laughing so hard!! Comic genius
You are so talented I laugh so hard Thank you 😀🤣🤣🤣
That’s a lot of happy juice behind Walter. I see Patron tequila, some whisky and scotch. Someone is having a party. I hope. 😂
LOL!!! Yeah, get in that voting booth and pull that thing. LOL!!!
First time Biden has been seen in months!
He gets triple time and 10%.
Yes, technically He still is the President. The Media can’t fawn enough over Harris or intensely trying to to vilify Mr. Trump.
Fergieman
Job well done Jeff keep those jokes coming cuz I'm laughing
Yes Justice for peanut the squirrel
Cross the river and pull the lever! 😂
If she wins, you’ll need a puppet for her!
As much as I'd enjoy seeing that , luckily for us we don't have to worry about that now!
She is going to need a new job now. Jeff should make a puppet of her and have the story line be of him hiring her as part of the cast. Then get both her and Walter together for some debates (arguments) over different current events and topics.
All that cackling would just rip up the poor guys throat.
“…I’m gonna take a nap and a shoo shoo, both at the same time”. 😂
I was drinking a bottle of water and did a spit take. 😂😂😂❤
They should have a spot at the bottom of every ballot that says “none of the above”
I thought I was the only one thinking that movie lately
You're not the only one! I always have wondered what would happen if n9 one showed up to vote!
I vote for Walter as PRESS SECRETARY!! President Trump- please choose Walter! He’s a blunt truth teller ❤
Celebrated 50 years of voting in every single election local , state and federal this time .
My parents and I did the early voting and I got a sticker :)
Lol
This was too funny 😂 😂😂
Great video
Laughter is always good ❤❤❤
Thanks Jeff and team!!
Walter starting to talk about the whole celebrity stuff with their opinion not mattering and to shut up, I was like “Jeff what are you doing?” Then it panned out to Jeff and I lost it 🤣
The reflection in the sunglasses (if you zoom in) is pretty funny…
Much respect to you!
I had just voted today. ❤
Some people told me that I was stupid to vote for who I want.
You know what? Better the devil I know, than the devil I don't.
I want who I want. If my candidate loses, I won't 🐕 and moan like others. It'll be business as usual. Hate it? Well, that's a YOU problem. Ive made my choices and I have NO regrets! I CHOOSE who and what I want.
We need a comedy special with Michael Winslow teaming up with Jeff Dunham. This would be the most epic comedy duo of all time.
Trump is not a joke but will make America great and healthly again with RFK, Jr. , Tulsi, Elon and Vivek.
And J.D. Vance. 💯👍🎉
Absolutely!
They are a great team
amazing team
Time will tell!
Love, love Walter. Also love love President Trump. This election was truly the most important in the world EVER.
America won! Freedom won!
😂🤣😅😆😁
I just love Walter's Video, he Nail IT 🥰🇺🇲🫡🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
And we made America Great Again!!!!!
M A G A ❤
Love Jeff and cast of Puppets!
Voted today....Amazed to see 7, count them, 7 parties on the ballot for Pres. and Pres. of Vice...Only missing the Communist Party and the Venuzualen Party....Thanks for the video....
@CUDA1970. Some of those other candidates probably represented those two you listed. Some may have even have been representing Al Qaeda, Hamas, or the Houthis. Who knows!
20 stickers plus 2 box tops!!!!!!!!! I'm laughing out loud...people looking at me like I'm to be fitted for a"nice white jacket"...Thanks Jeff!!!
Don't forget: Kamala was never nominated. She flopped hard out of the 2020 primary, was appointed VP, then appointed candidate this time around with no primary.
This election is the first time anyone, literally anyone, voted for her in this process. At all. Ever. Think about that.
I just about vapor locked from laughing. Thank you, Mr. Dunham!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I mean it explains all the fires in the Ballot boxes lol.
Laughed so hard, my head hurt 😂
I so needed this before the 5th to send to many of my dumbass friends 😂
Love you Jeff and Walter!