the SKINNIEST show that's EVER been made part 5: psychic psychos
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#parisandnicole #thesimplelife #thesimplelifefunnymoments
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"we're fired"
"i know, i'm psychic"
And that’s on periodttt
Skinny Queens biggest issues is the dude that says I was about to say that✨🤩
WHERE CAN I DIND THIS SHOW? NETFLIX? SKY IDC I NEED THIS SHOW
@@lb4586 it's on TH-cam for free. Just search up Simple Life and there should be a playlist of all epsiodes from all seasons 😘
me when my boss asks to talk to me in private
they have no regard for anybody's safety but themselves and im living
I want a friend like that.
that’s literally me
Drug Lorde narcissism on it finest🍆🙊👁👄👁
kylo kyoki yes 😁😁 and what abt it
Boochie Sploochie
Yeah I wouldn’t wanna be your criminal
Defense attorney
I feel like this show is the show embodiment of ✨💅😌🧚♀️
It's the show embodiment of my _clinical depression_ and _borderline disorder_ mixing together to create a masterpiece 💩👑
Honestly 😂
Frrrr
absolute epitome of y2k
fee
"my dogs are psychic"
" *ok❤️* "
Psychic*
@vendettas. LMAO nothing my bad...
@vendettas why not?
@vendettas oof ok
@vendettas my bad again😂
✨i love how many lives and work places they have ruined✨
LMFAO
Really?
I felt that
paris is homophobic
When you ask that question you know it’s a lot😂
I-
Did she just put a bunch of children in a van and send them to “get pizza”
I was SEARCHING for this comment, why’s nobody talking about it?
Yeah she did a very good deed she's going to heaven for sure ☺️
Well let's hope that the men didn't like pizza (pizza = children) 💀
@@dc9067 LMFAOOOOO 😂😂😂
Ikkkk 😭🤣
I aspire to reach this level of giving no fs
Just start giving no fucks
It's a one second transformation lol
Have lots of money
YES
Same lmao
Same
as problematic as they were they were so unproblematic💅🏼
Jehovah Starfish and Shakira Dangleberries can't relate 💀🔥
D C I love how incorrect the name spelling is but I understood every word 💅☺️ ✨
@@rabbitrulez pretty sure the spelling is correct but anyway 👄🍒💅
Emily BunnyHop Walt their were words misspelled 👁👄👁
I understand Jehovah starfish, but who’s shakira dangleberries supposed to be?
paris: i’ve been riding horses since i was young
also paris: how do you make it go faster?
Lol. it was a fake show. You can watch Paris’s documentary and she talked about it
It was all scripted but still 😂
@@haoblue9001 it was still fucking hilarious 😂. I hate how their not friends anymore.
@@slay4335they are friends
I relate to Paris because I'm also terrible at everything😂
"Fake it until you make it"
This can apply to many jobs, like being a doctor : you don't need to know medicine, you just need other people to think you do.
So get dat scalpel sis' and start cutting 👄🔪
Skyprincess 1995 did you not watch the video? she was sliving...
I relate to Paris because I also have no ass
@@dc9067 like being a psychic..
@@weshouldtotallyjuststabcea1382 or an astrologist 👀
she literally invented being a celebrity
Your delusional she tells ppl if you have money and your rich you can't do the bare minimum like a normal human being so basically dumb asf and have no sense of creativity bc there rich for being dumb airheads 😂
so real
@@honeybuns8372 we love a hateful human being 😻
@@honeybuns8372 it was a joke
@@honeybuns8372 joke: a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
“do you want your um.. palm read?”
"You're gonna die in two years" °👄°
A concept:
These are the girls you have to do a group project with.
jesus fucking christ the horror
*horror music plays*
Not sure weather to be annoyed, entertained, or just laugh at them?
i would love to
Either you do all the work or Project's graded 0, but the laughs were worth it lol
_You was supposed to put the water in first_
Butter
Milk.
sugar,
Flour.
*Water*
"we're fired"
"i know, I'm psychic."
girl, TAROT READERS OUT THERE COULD *NEVERR* , or whatevah, byé.
btw, that was *i* *cone* *nic*
nicole and paris together : parenting goals
WHEN SHE JUST GAVE THE KIDS AWAY😭😭
This comment is so out of context now Lmao
truee
Who even said kuwtk is a good show?
Who they?
yup
Byeee, they stopped being relevant in -69 before Jesus Christ.
The bakery lady was so charismatic and patient despite how useless they were 🤣
Love her
Psychic: Being a psychic is a very serious thi-
Nicole and Paris: * laughs *
Psychic: 👁️👄👁️
Sis should have known that was gonna happen
shouldn't she have known they would laugh 🙄 do better girl
@@nateayi lmaooo tru
@@leelandgraham501 HAHAHHA
the fact that they blamed him when they’re on camera doing it😭💀 1:56
okay but Nicole Richie really did just skrttt out of Paris' life randomly though.
Omg right?!? I thought I was the only one who noticed that
They randomly stopped talking in 2005, it was rumored that Nicole showed Paris's infamous sex tape at a party celebrating Paris's February 2005 Saturday Night Live hosting gig.
They are still close friends tho
@@reesedurfee7581 they arent lmao they hate aechother x
Reese Durfee no there’s not
The fact that the sound effect of Tinkerbell's shoes being removed wasn't edited by you but was actually in the show is something that really makes you understand what an iconic show this was
The woman: being a psychic is a very serious thing
Them: Lemme giggle real quick chile
Chile-
@@tulsaxenfreak OMG HI I WATCH UR VIDEOS LMAO
Roblox Tori OMG! Thank you so much!
Roblox Tori Love you sis
@@tulsaxenfreak Omg omg love you too
CEO's of being scared of water.
When nicole said her dogs are psychics
I lost it
4:31 the confidence tho..
*I am not available*
Who said that?
WHO SAID THAT!?
Who Said that!?!? O-o
ikr the caucacity, the nerve, the IMPERTINENCE
Guy: "Yall eating my lunch?!?"
Paris and Nicole: 👁👄👁 *lol anyway*
This is the most 2000's video I've ever seen!!!
"I know I'm psychic" the truest words ever said by Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie speaking in skinny for 7 minutes , we're seeing history here
"My dogs are psychic too" lmao
Lol this is the best show
And i love it 😂
Min yoongiii😂
Hello army-
@@ToastyMoon heyyyy 💜
I watched all seasons and they are INCREDIBLE
This show literally cured my depression
They are so talented at everything 😍
Yea, I agree 👌
Burrito Master haha yeah dude :)
Vega Campososnowska i am being sarcastic lol
Vega Campososnowska its not that deep lol
@Vega Campososnowska they so good at it tbh
I really like the owner of the cupcake / cookie store, she had a really good attitude about it. It was so cute when she dip their hands in chocolate
0:45 When it’s early in the morning and my mom has been inspired to clean but I have to do it with her😒
Omg I WAS WAITING FOR THIS ONE TURN IT UP
The entire premise of this show: its P R O B A B L Y ok
I honestly don't know what I'd do without this channel ✨
❤️❤️
"That didn't make any cents"
*I know hun, I make dollars, Read the room* 😌💅
Omg they’re horrible but they’re blonde and skinny so it’s fine
so is u saying if ppl was horrible but blonde n skinny that’s fine by u ? 🤣
@@vanessaa4137 *y* *e* *s* Karen
@@vanessaa4137 the joke flew
PERIODT
@@kerenpritsker9853 yes it is Karen
The joke flew right above your head
As someone with Tourette’s, the “I have Tourette’s of laughing” was absolutely HILARIOUS
3:43 lol I CALLED SHADE in that clip😂
These two ladies r absolute entertainment geniuses. They know EXACTLY what they’re doing and we’re all living for it ❤️😂
5:48 everyone gangsta until the man actually dies in 2 years
It’s so 2000s I love it
No one:
Paris’s Dog: 👁 👅 👁
paris hilton is the definition of
*”w- wal... mart?”*
3:57 its weird to think those children are in their early 20s now-
🤯
Next time I get fired from I job, I’m just gonna say... “I know I’m psychic” and walk out 😂
I mean I’d watch it for the laughs
luv ur pfp
I love how Paris and Nicole don’t give a f*ck about what they are doing.
Paris: worried about getting water on shoes
Also Paris: sprays flour all over herself and is unfased
Oh look, I can feel the fat burning while watching this
Edit: Lost 12lbs
Jichuuuu
HAHHA
Skinny Legends.
They invented chaotic and I'm thriving
1:16 HAD ME DYING SHE JUST PLUCKED THE SHOES OFF THE DOG AND THE POP NOISE AH IM DYINGG
I love how they just leave a trail of destruction behind them wherever they go and don't give a fuck lmao
3:23 ITS 6AM IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN IM SCARED THAT IM WAKING UP MY PARENTS LMAOO 😭😭
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THISSS
2:30 "You eating my lunch"
"CHILL ANYWAY SOOOOOO"
those kids just got ✨kidnapped✨
“ I know. But our hands were so tired from touching everyone’s crusty mitts.”😂😂😂
*PLSS THE WAY NICOLE AND PARIS DONT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING IS ICONIC* 😍
*We love queens who don’t care 😍😍*
This show got me threw some tough times 😌🥺💕
The people that have to put up with them dont get paid enough
That one guy who said he isn't available is so cute.
Causally kidnapping children ✨✨✨ 😏
3:56
nap time! ✨❤️
*absolutely manhandles child*
THANK U FOR THIS ART WE ARE ABOUT TO RECEIVE.
AMEN.
The way Paris took of her dog shoes, is how five year old me used to take the shoes off my monster high dolls
Noone:
My mom: 3:07
this show is so good you can watch the episode itself and still laugh just as much lmao
They are my type of people, we would totally be besties
ngl this first season of this show is the best reality tv show to ever exist
this show is nothing but paris hilton and nicole richie being iconic snap backs and i am ABSOLUTELY here for it
the way she looked when she said “we’re fired” BWHAHAHA LITERALLY AN ICON
This is your payment: proceeds to dip hands in chocolate and transcends into the 5th dimension
okay but, the bakery lady was so nice ?? like honestly everyone was done with these two and bakery lady over here is being an absolute icon and slaying, like yes ?? 💖
“I wonder what they’re doing back they’re”
Them: oh you just getting skin cancer ☺️
My dogs are psychic too. That cracked me up.
"I have Tourette syndrome of laughing"
“ I know, I’m psychic “
Me asf
Who else just clicked as soon as offensive tea uploaded ✨😍💅🏽
These two are literally the definition of "oh my goodness I can't take you guys anywhere!"
Literally the funniest vid I have ever watched, I’ve loved every episode your a fantastic editor offensive tea!! ☕️
Honestly though, "What's professional?" Is the best question I ever heard.
PARIS FACE IN 5:58 IS CHOCKING ME
Nicole being dead serious: I have touretts syndrome of laughing.
🤣🤣🤣 I am done omg
i deadass thought she was taking off the dog's feet OMFG BYEEE
OMG 2:05 the conversation matched PERFECTLY with the music 💀
ive been waiting for this skinny queen to return😌
‘My dogs are psychic too’😂😭😭
In that psychic episode the psychic was telling them about different lines on ones' hands and that one of them can tell you how long they'll live and paris said something along with the lines "it doesnt matter what lines you have on your hand as long as you're healthy you'll live long" and LOVE THAT
I’ll be forever in love with these edits
Thanks for entertaining us through these tough times 😌🤟
paris is so me, crying when u *knew* u were going to get fired 💀
Paris and Nicole brought a reign of terror to middle America 🌸💕☮️
"Im not available, sorry" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂